 I tell you fellas, I've been caught out doing something I really shouldn't Gonna plead ignorance, gonna tell them about how far to know better, I just wouldn't When they say drinking turpentine ain't where it's at, insurance fraud is a federal crime Well, I didn't know that, you're telling me now for the first time Should've been past time, oh I know that, you're telling me now for the first time This is all news to me, what else is? I once was blind, but now I see I can only offer you my guarantee