 mom yeah what would you do if I got kidnapped I'll send them a thank you message you wouldn't do anything to get me back no and I'll send them another message if they can take you younger sister so everybody keeps asking me Steven why are you single or how are you single the answer simple dating in this era it sucks it sucks nobody's emotionally available every dating profile I come across what do I read every time it's I'm independent and I don't need a man and it shouldn't be that way why is it that way because every f***ing guy that the women get with they just end up on them and then when the women do find a good man their walls are so god that the good man can't break them down and then what does a good man do we hide just took this photo on snapchat I don't look like that catfish me yeah I'm gonna explain friend zoning from a girl's perspective so ladies you can let me know if I'm wrong and for the boys please just try to understand this if you don't already my girlfriend zones you it's for one of two reasons one she likes you but she doesn't want it like that it's too overwhelming she doesn't want to lose you to she doesn't like you either she likes you or not friend zoning you is not an insult it doesn't mean she's playing you either you're free to move on and find whoever you want but we want to keep you around as our friend as we value that relationship over risking it to date you we don't want you to go obsessed and stop talking to us we want you to just be there as a friend I don't get offended by it own it she still cares about you so much so I hung out with a guy this weekend and it was late at night and like you know frisky hours and you know I'm not that type of person that hooks up with people randomly and I told him that I didn't want to have sex with him and he was like okay cool and we were making out and things got a little heated and I was like oh let's you know like let's let's take this further he was like no because when you were clear-minded you said you didn't want to have sex so he was like I'm not going to have sex with you and I was like one time my best friend and I went to an all-you-can-eat restaurant turns out you had to pay extra for what you couldn't finish it was expensive as we didn't know this just put six chicken wings in her pocket who am I to judge I have a whole she roll in my bra I don't even know what I originally came here to say because I'm so distracted by this must dash and how good I look what the fuck so on this episode of many did I got a little story for you children I live with my best friend which I would highly recommend doing and our favorite nighttime activity is swiping through dating apps together when I tell you my friend came across this man she said that he was super sweet offering to bake her bread so I said hey can I match with him too and she said sure why not when I matched with me did a complete 180 became textbook f-boy with me literally purple devil emoji like haha does that mean I get to get someone our first date what he starts copying and pasting the exact same text to me and my best friend not knowing that we're literally sitting on the same couch and I go wow would you say this to all the girls and he said no babe just you just had a curiosity to see what his personality is really like we scheduled dates on the exact same day different times but same day tell me why he only gave 30 minutes to my best friend when she's the best person I've ever met and she looks like that are you kidding me if we weren't roommates and if she didn't know the time I was supposed to meet with him she would have had no idea that she only had 30 minutes with this guy so if you're trying to pull a fast one over my best friend you picked the wrong girl ghosted okay there are 8 million people in this city sounds like a lot right half of them are women so 4 million men and then you gotta have some age limits let's say over 20 under 40 sexy now it's a million right we're talking about a million guys but half of them are married 10% are gay I want someone college educated not too ugly so there's your boyfriend I wish it's got to be taller than me and I don't want kids so I had a date planned for tonight I was supposed to drive to his house which is like 20 minutes away from me and I text and said hey I'm leaving my house I'm on my way have you eaten yet and he said yeah I already ate but if you stopped and picked up some food I'd eat again is the bar that low that you want me to drive to you and buy you food like no clearly I'm not going I got takeout and I came home but like men do better do better like feed your girl drive to her call her pretty we don't need a lot just a little bit of effort a little bit of effort men stop asking women for the body count new slash what she did before she met you isn't your business the only thing that really is your business is if she has something that's health related that can end up affecting you so the answer to the first part of this question is no my boyfriend is not the one who gave me her bees and then for the second part of this question I have him right here so he can answer so how do you feel about me having her bees and dating me yeah oh it doesn't bother me I think what bothers me is somebody lied to her about having it and then spread it you know you're always aware there's a little bit of inherent risk but it's worth it and you know she's the best so it's not a problem all right so there you have it did you get extra cheese with my pizza I want an extra wife with my pizza I'm just if you have one of these and you want to keep it listen to these five easy steps do this and do this also make sure you do this and also do this while you're at it and most importantly make sure you do this I get a lot of running around you know she just gave me vague answers just went to bills I know it's not paid because I got a call oh they made a mistake I worked that out with them but here was another problem I work overtime and they've got to pay me for six months my job you know we all make mistakes my job made a mistake so they gave me one lumps check all the overtime seven eight thousand dollars soon as that money hit my account or our account she withdrew it all of it put it on personal account that was extra money I should have been able to kept that money she shouldn't have touched that at all but she did and that money she could have paid off both of our vehicles right then in there or a credit card or two pay them all off guess what it didn't happen I asked her about it she said she it went to bills I went online take a look nothing was paid or off anyway she's like oh I pay the minimum I was like we have all this money why I just paid it all off to like trucks paid off no vehicle payments come on oh I paid babysitter so I wanted to ask the babysitter she was like you wife haven't paid me in six months yeah I was like okay I'll take care of it so you guys about thinking like so what did I have to do with the money good question the only thing I could think of is she just kept in her account and do whatever she wanted to give it to her family down in like you know the Georgia or something I don't know I don't know so I decided to take over my own money my own account I was done with it I got sick and tired of her not giving me a direct answer when I asked for it is you know the money that I work for so you could imagine that pissed or off because she likes to have control yeah she couldn't have the money anymore she couldn't have control of anything except for own stuff with the money that she made she got pissed that a protective order kicked me out of the house saying that I abused her and our child for those who saw the video with the guy getting served at church the reason why I posted as you see it wasn't about the child I want about child support could you listen to the beginning of the video the woman mentioned about that which was the person he's dealing with now new relationship better then you see her laughing and giggling about getting served at church calling the fake church cursing the church it wasn't about take care of the kid none of that it was trying to make them look bad and that's what I'm calling out you baby mama terrorist