 Right, welcome back to ToffeeTV after that amazing, amazing, amazing, probably the greatest episode ever I mean I don't want to say it's gonna be the greatest episode ever But it's probably the greatest episode up to now, up to now But I think they'll be just as exciting more games to come in this series where we will win one Sophie, guarantee, win one I'm putting out there. I'm a manager, player manager, joint player manager who likes to put it out there We're gonna win everything, but you like bring it down to earth and say no, come on, steady on, mate Keep the realism, let's keep the realism Against Man United, tough game, very, very good side Obviously got a from four of Ronaldo, Nani, Rooney, Van Nistel But I think we can hit them in the middle of the park because they've only got Owen Hargis and Paul Scholes Two amazing legal footballers But they've given up room to Ali Dekor, Galli Speed, Arteta and Stephen Pina It's the four against three at the back, that might be a little bit dodgy for us Do you think? Because us not being the greatest I was gonna say that you surprised me there because normally But I think we need to start using our heads and have a little bit of tactical Now it's a little bit more maybe change the formation, maybe as the game's going on Get a feel for it Use our heads in the fence, you think, yeah? Yeah, let's do it Here we go, come on, come on, Everton Big girl at home Just keep it, keep calm, don't lose your head this early, no chance Stay calm, stay calm Right, let's get through Like the first 15 minutes Okay, know what I'll do anything stupid Okay, we'll just keep the ball here I think I'll just stand here for five minutes I'll see what happens I mean, it's not the best thing to watch in the world We'll just do this then because this was Martin Esser's reign basically Yeah, I mean, sort of feel us together as well So let's keep doing this We're throwing them in, they've come to shit Must be Marina who's united See, at the moment we've got 100% passing Ah, this is amazing And we just turn and we switch now, no, go bat They're going to get frustrated Yeah, they're going to start pushing out Rionni's going to come flying in Cos he's playing for both sides Look at this, we might even get a pass in there off That's it, that's go fuck on Look at this, still 100% possession by the way Look at this, I mean, this is total football Not going anywhere Seven minutes in I know you like to play with such the ball, yeah There you go I mean, Inchcliffe's doing trick Yeah, look, see Rionni there trying to lose his head Look at this You laugh all you want but this is part of the game plan This is a new way of us keeping our heads up Then this gives you the right to keep it all right You laugh just looking a bit unrealistic that they hadn't touched the ball That was us Against Magnetite at 87% I thought they'd have come to play Is it? And he's gone, he's gone That's played the head of you perfectly as well Go on Yes, Jakubu Get it Jakubu Played it across from you, do you know what it is? It's on me You played it ahead of him Stuck the head out one nil Teter ran just got in front of Kincelskis Slow Methodical Look at this Teter, what do you play the head of him Go on, Andre Great touch, great ball Jakubu Played it across from Teter One nil van der saan Yes Everthroneans go wild Let's keep it Tight for the next 17 minutes That's the good bit Right We've retreat We've retreat We've gone The distance got okay Right, I haven't gone anywhere I don't know The horse in the middle Okay, we got it, we've lacked Now we break The cross over Kincelskis pointing I don't know what you're doing when you play that out It's gone, shoot Do something Go on I don't believe it The lack of response from Baz Tells me that he is shocked He is shocked That I've just missed an absolute glorious opportunity I don't know where the ball is No I can't believe that Kincelskis was on it I thought he was offside He wasn't It's fair now that I'm in the post Hold that line, hold that line Hold that line, hold that line Now win it Maybe we did him win it Wide left Okay Nice behind you Great first touch Jakubu Shoot Bullet What a goal What a goal What a goal Get in Look at this for a move Rune in Jakubu Good play Percent of all play Kincelskis Artheta drew And laid it Well he's done his best to miss it But it's in It's 2-0 It's dreamland Unbelievable It is 35 minutes Really? I didn't want to jump in I didn't want to jump in I knew what was going on Okay, okay You've got that I'll tell you what, these are taking chances now What have you got to do? I mean, is he off? Get that flag off you Yeah Silvan Man Thou shall not pass the milkman The calcium tackle Yes, it was The full cream Thick white cream challenge Big silly Well done Well done Well done Well done Well done He's not happy He's not happy He's not happy Great ball then I mean, this one didn't actually do anything He's on the floor He's just gone on the floor He's gone on the floor He's gone on the floor He's a tennis pro Seriously Tennis pro Ice I'm going to rap now I just wanted to add it in Just wanted to add it in Get to the half Go with it Good search Yes, for a big man Dreamland, help it on Oh, that's great Come on Lovely He's not happy He's not happy It's fine, you're on brilliantly That's a great half Absolutely great half A charity for us To get to half time Yeah With a clean sheet It's going to be a game for a clean sheet I know, but I just feel as though it's still real You've got to remember this Tottenham came up and quickly turned it Now Come on Playing on that No negative thoughts Just Healthy Footballing Fun thoughts Yes Yes All as well So if Nanny's winning You can cry or you want Nanny Both the end of the day Grab all All you want is it I mean, that's what it is Go on Go on Go on You've got it You've got it You've got it You've got it Go Go, Russian Go, go, go That was shit That was I mean, I'm not going to say anything That was absolutely garbage That didn't make it myself though Yeah, I mean, that's fine I don't make this myself Go on Go on Go on, yeah Oh, that was shit Hello, but it wasn't a shit Two good opportunities Don't put them in the same guy Don't put them in the same guy No, that's a shit Grab all Look at that That's the back hill Imagine Imagine Come on Keep it going We've got to add a third Tide Tide market Tide on this On this But you probably see him as the lynchpin at the back, don't you? He do That's Savie's lynch Yes Well, it's lynch, though Lynch, tarot The guy's off the plane Two of us out Yes Yes Yes Yes Keep it in Now you're nail-bending wrong Oh, yeah Oh, lucky Unlucky I'm in shape, unlucky Go on Don't get his speed pinched, eh? Go on Oh, I thought that was gonna It just didn't do It didn't do any Come on Oh, you are I can't believe I tried to hear from Ali the cut Yeah Yeah, it's a mull of them on the top, isn't it? What? No problem Mull of them in there Yes It's muller than mate Muller Hold on Thomas If you can't promise someone most of the point Come on Half an hour A couple of changes A couple of changes I'm sure it'll Leakars, Leakars First, first First appearance, eh? Just saying, eh, people? Okay, yeah Come on, come on Set it on well Yeah, good Just knock it and go I'll do it Yes, I'll do it Still going on the speed Taxi ungreaf Once it hits the speed It's ungreaf Yes Take it quick Don't take it quick Keep it Yes That's it Go on, Jack Go on, Jack Ollie He's done the spin He's done the spin He took every one of them Now we've put unnecessary pressure on ourselves I don't know what we could have done, eh? No one dived in We pulled it, we held them up I actually don't know what we could have done Look Look Maybe we could have stayed on his line He stays on his line It's a simple play And it's like something going on on his left It could be less than three Thirteen Thirteen Thirteen Nothing No Oh, no That's where it goes from now on That's it Another post-challenge But for anyone out the far Really, yeah It just crosses the eighteen-ninth minute That's just the way it is It's like a tit It's alright as he wasted time I didn't mean to do that I really didn't Alright Well, that's come on It was eighteen-nine minutes When we dropped the throw Win this ball I said win it I said win it I said win it End of No, not there Not now, don't end of now Alright, well done Big foot, ribbit Circle, full pack I said I said Foot, ribbit Just wellie it I am There you go Yes Big win Big win for the Blues Come on We hung on That was horrible Absolutely horrible at this Come on We can do this Self-hunting away To me, case Let's dig in Three points Let's do it Right, come on Can we make it? Come on Four wins in a row It was four, wasn't it? After the draw After the draw and after the ref Since the West Ham game We bounced back really well But you know what? This is a tough away game And these are the decent side Temperatures are coming It's a tight game, F3 We'll always score goals We've just got to get that defence right It's always been the problem We had that To be fair against United Then we had to Come on Oh, good Early start Didn't have the opportunity to play No one That's as fast as that's right Yeah Come on then It's a man on a mission Can we get up? Can we get up? That's killed too much It's killed too much Go out That would have been The greatest goal ever In the real world Look at this What a start That would have been good, eh? Can Celsius Could have had two more, eh? Jesus Had shoot chance Come on We're not even three minutes in yet That's what we like That's not It's not Give ourselves a false sense of security No, it is No, no After all No, no, no, no, no Distant, though Good save Oh, there we go Like that We have five minutes in And it could be two on to us That's a one That's one ball One ball Oh, distance got to cut that hole It's not on its toes It's in me case, was that? Breaking from the field Jesus Come on, deal with this Deal with this Let's deal with it Romar It's only like that Well done there for you How's he kicking out there? Right, so win it It was unbelievable, though It was unbelievable Play them It's a great ball Get up I'm trying And Celsius has had three efforts so far Don't know if he could have done that No, don't I don't think he could have That's super Lovely ball by Rooney Fire then Can Celsius go out there? He could have done better Could have just had it If he had it straight and he could have saved it No problem, but This is a game of chances Not taken Go and start, though Yes, well played Can Celsius do brilliant? That's how you make it pay Yes On drive was a little bit You can see that Through the keeper rolled it It's a sweaty goal We don't care It's one, nil It's another yakuubu goal Look at this Cup ball Mark right there somewhere Can Celsius nicked it? The confidence there stopped The rolled it's going Yaku's made sure he poked it Poked it Beyond Peter Shilton's Kelly Can't believe it What a pass A lot of unbelievable Come on Let's not take that leave for granted We are away Of course That's it Well done referee Better Better from you, my Dean Okay Okay, that's utter nonsense By under By me Hold on Yes Neville Hand up Full hand up Was trying to change the angle of the pass Instead of just passing it That's it Super Go on Russian Get where you can Well done That's excellent play Training them over Transitions there That is it Oh Rooney was waiting Bit down Bit down a few times I was looking what was in the box Instead of looking at the bloody ball Time, time, time Super Playing goal Oh sorry that was poor Yes Oh he's nifty Fisnit Fisnit I would like to say Well flash Look at that He's super There's a great little ball as well That's it he's just feeding it Oh that's it One, two, three Boom Shilton Pubic That is it To be The second for the blurs I'm taking Chelsea It's been like a man Possessed He opened it half an hour Got an assist He could have had four goals Go on It's Cliff Can be This man Going out to the flank Pace Brilliant Brilliant Oh no Sorry I changed man No I'll get the post That was a technical mistake by me I switched man Halfway through He's a sacrifice Get your flag up Liner Thank you I love that thank you Yeah look we don't want to see this We don't want to see the nonsense Yeah on the corner Oh he's gone Brilliant That was a good move Just lacking confidence in front of the goal I was so glad he hit it so far The cross I've got to do better than that It's not good enough Brilliant move, brilliant one They've gone tight on Andre and Chelsea Because they are not Gonna let that happen again I don't leave opportunities for other players though You should have Go on, win that I win Brilliant she should Brilliant There Flick went Alright Yep wins on Wins on I win Brilliant It's men in the box Don't get sucked in Oh shit Shit Yes great tackle That was a great tackle It done its job Whatever it was it done its job Not a play He's booked them for it Titt Titt Mash of Titt on your head Mash of 36 Maximus Tittimus Yes Roman Everyone's tight, everyone's tight Titt Back to that Good, professional, half Should be fair, should be to me or not And that's my only Constantly worry Seven shots Dominated everything Come on Like a dominator Full headed up here with high heels With a game mask in the corner Standing all over your back She's greater on your back I mean it went dark there It went very dark there Fully dark webbed up What the fuck Stuck one out there Yack went for it Feena measured bing it Like cross beat It's gone well, Mooney's inside It's gone in so Mooney Again Mooney Almost got the yack Go down penalty Find the Go on you shit I'm firstly devastated I will take that as a personal insult But you never score Hop hop hop Rubab rubab Drop drop Drop Oh well, don't chill man Distan It's just thickness In all of its human nature Whatever that means That was unbelievable But play it Oh shit Don't get Don't get Yes That's it That's weak as piss No but it's weak as Yes Oh how's it get Oh No Distan No Distan No Distan No Distan You went full distance Never go full You broke me And you didn't bring me any milk Yeah And I told you I don't like yoghurt Come on I mean it's all Discuss them all Yoghurt Cops in a minute It's obviously an issue That deep bruise It's just almost done Alright then He lost his head It started doing Spinning Come on Come on Get it out Your feet and go The yack's on the get there Smart right there Yack got it Now he's off Now he's back on Rooney's in there as well There are a few waiting for it Back of you on Get out of my way Time to deliver Looking to break out here Yes That is as far as they're going to go Olly the core Brilliant Yes this lad Waited Shifted the ball enough Played it Ranagon And the yack Almost stabbing us back in front Yes Play Brilliant I bent me wrong Oh you fucking bent You run off to the next game Give it the hip and a look What a tackle Olly No No that's not Wonder tackle brilliant Now I'll never clear it Clear it Clear it Play the little one to him It's alright It's alright Say it's alright I'm not saying I'm telling you It's alright Say Go on Yack No one's interested in winning it for Get yourself in that boat race Get yourself in that boat race Come on Give it a look Come on Come on Come on girl It's not concede Do the thing that we need to do to score goals Got it Olly Clear it Go on I haven't got it I haven't got it Get it then If you haven't got it get it I mean that's the goal now You fenced it No You fucking jammy bastards Every little fucking break Go on I fenced it Oh shit not me Oh shit not me Ah shit man I'm fainting I'm fainting I'm fainting I'm fainting I'm fainting I'm fainting Wait a shit long to go down Pop it over and Come on Yes Alon tell me 30 plus 3 In the easy shit Come on What's in your hand It's peanuts Brat Second ball get up Get up You know what In the corner In the corner In the corner Keep it in keep it in Oh give me back give me back Give me back I'll do it Josh in 3-1 Get out Yeah That's a win Oh yeah Wayne doing the 88 God we've won some games later Second in the table Behind Newcastle Score 18 Consider 15 That's us That's us If we could stop conceding We'd be top on goal difference But that is Newcastle United at the moment 95-98 It was a good newcastle side Up to second Up to second That's the full premier Bottom Chelsea And then Nottingham Forest Chelsea Chelsea will out deep Abramovich money there There you go There you go What again What another amazing episode Of Road to Glory Make sure you Come back next time When we'll be facing Say in a minute Say in a minute when it loads up In a minute In a minute In a minute When we'll be facing Women at home Tough game We'll see you then