 Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. Okie dokie, here we go. Episode two, Star, Star Kenobi one, Obi. John Kenobi. Wars. Is he, is he, he's not John Kenobi yet. Jedi evolved. Oh yeah, that's probably something we didn't know about in the last episode. It's just like, how is he doing? How's all Kenobi? And it's like, it's fine. It's fine so far. I mean, so far, we don't, right now it's just like, oh, it's been 10 years. I don't really know if I'm the same person. Like he has doubts. I can, I can see that happening. I think it's impossible not to portray him in a bad state personally because of what's happened after episode three. I think that's totally fine because I don't think we should see him as the guy he is in A New Hope, much more confident and kind of like cheeky and happy about blah, blah, blah, because I think it's fair to use this show as the thing that takes him to there, depending on, because I'm assuming this is one and done. I'm assuming there's not going to be like a Kenobi season two. I guess we'll find out. Maybe that will. I feel like they're not going to close the doors on a Kenobi season two, surely. To be fair, if I were in the company, I'd be like, you probably shouldn't because this is going to be the kind of thing that everyone wants to see. I think it is being presented as a limited series, though. Maybe they can change their mind later, but I think this is meant to be one and done. I guess, yeah, we need more to work with before I can say what I'm thinking about. I think it's already a knock against him and Bale that they've agreed to this crazy stupid plan. I don't like seeing him brandish his fucking lightsaber. Why would you do that? Like, ever? Yeah, they did a cool trailer shot. Yes, they did. Yeah, they could do. They could just film a shot that looks good in the trailer and then not even put it in the show. I would be more happy about that. I wanted it there. They thought it was cool when he probably should just get a blaster or something. He probably shouldn't even take his lightsaber, because if he gets captioned, like, God damn, you're in a lot of trouble. I swear. This is a blaster. If you have to get on public transportation, like Mando told us, you can't bring your weapons on. That's right. He needs to leave his weapons and then he puts his lightsaber in the tub. It's like, what is that? Oh, it's just it's it's just like a little baton. Yes, a little baton. It's like only like handles stick around everywhere. Well, into my possession, I am going to trade it for lots of money. Oh, in the desert. I guess you could say that. But then the guy might be like, you know what? I think I want to trade you to the Empire for lots of money. You know, he's like, well, I've got a lightsaber. He says that really loudly as well. Who are you? Oh, Shadow. Whoa. Oh, my God. Do we get it for a minute? Previously, they've skipped the previously on the prequels. I need to see it again. See it again. They definitely did that for a while. It's a bizarre way to make sure you had him by his belly. You're like, what? What are these huge creatures on Tatooine eat to sustain their massive titanic bodies? And maybe and they eat sand, the sand nibblers. And you know what? I'm just thinking about it. What's the security of the planet? Like they just were able to enter their airspace, land and just do whatever they wanted to take her and go back up. Well, they're an empire, right? Like I think they just well, no. They're mercenaries. Well, a palace would have guards. They were mercenaries supposed to be an empire. No, no, not spoiled by the Empire. She's doing this secretly. She's doing that. You know, remember, they don't like reckless and impulsive there's no way to prove this. No, you can tell by how they let her do it. But then they're like, don't do that at the end. Well, yeah, because imagine if they found out that the inquisitors did it. That, of course, tons of problems. Yeah. Did they show like a little mouse droid? I think so. I think they did. They always had new things each time. Oh, cool. The stall will stuff, Rags. Appreciate it. I love it. I hope it's a gonk droid next. Oh, yeah. Oh, OK, we're off to when they, I guess maybe we'll get a flashback to the temple again later on. I feel like we're done with that stuff, maybe. I don't think we're done with it. How could we be done with it? That felt like it was. Why would they show it and then have a dead end? It didn't go anywhere as far as I feel like we're going to get the reveal that one of these people that is in the show now, probably the Black Incasal Lady was one of those kids, right? That's going to be there. Presumably, is Fringy saying that we'd get that in the form of a flashback, though? I think we're going to get the flashback that explains how she gets brought into the fold. And why she hates him. Why is everyone wearing these massive goggles? At least we're on a new planet. Yeah, I'm happy to be. Oh, my God. What the fuck? Look at those worms. God, it's been so long since we've been in like a city in Star Wars, you know? We've wasted his potential for so long. I guess we have the half halo ring. That was kind of a city. Yeah, very brief. Does he have any leads? He's headed for Daayu. They hid their signature behind a freight transport. The ship is on its way there now. I'm looking for a ship. I was tracking its signature. You're in Daayu now. All signals in or out are blocked. I want to see a story of a dude who lives in this city. I just want to see like how people live in the Star Wars world. Yeah. Oh, my God, he's so conspicuous, though. Like, that is the Jedi outfit, man. This is where I expect to see the body mod people, not on Tatooine. I don't ironically rather... Oh! Look, it's a zombie. It's a clone. It's a zombie. It's a clone. Yeah. Oh, shoot. Not only that, he's a fiber first clone. He was in the shoot-up on the Jedi temple. He's a fiber first. Man, it's a good chance he would recognize Kenobi. That's... Well, he did a really bad job of hiding your face there, bud. I guess this guy doesn't care anymore, though. He's being discarded. He wasn't even in your way, you prick. Well, that's like a whole story. Yeah, that would be so fucking good to have a main character being a discarded clone. Yeah, it's like we've used you to serve our purposes. Now, we don't care. We've got stormtroopers in, you know. Yeah, because they're cycling in the stormtroopers. You want some spice, old man? What do you need? Some information. I'm looking for my daughter, but she was taken and she's on this planet. Planet? You're never going to see her again. I like her response, yeah, you're probably never going to see her again. It's a fucking planet, bro. I was someone's daughter once, too. That one's free. A couple more of those and you'll forget she ever existed. I wonder if that'll be relevant. There's a Jedi. He helps people for the right price. Give him the drugs. Yeah, give him the drugs. Why do I want to meet another Jedi? Wait, why would I say yes to this? I don't know. Okay, you're safe now. Oh, I guess he has a Jedi, okay. It's not a great secret cap, though, is it? No. Yeah, apparently not. Who's this fucker? Should I? You're supposed to know him? Dinesh from Silicon Valley. He's in a couple things. He was in Eternals. Yeah, he was in Eternals, yeah. I meant more like from Star Wars. Oh, he's here. I would imagine I would be mine to meet. I'm sending a mother and son to your gate. You will let them through when they arrive. I'll let them through. Can you do this over this distance? Do you think he's a fraud? He's a fraud. Yeah, he's a fraud, right? Yeah, he's got to be. The force is so strong with you. Yeah, yeah. OK, yeah, that's fine. I like it. There's an idea. Yeah, I like that as an idea. It's risky, though. God damn it. I was going to say, you're going to get yourself killed. They will come for him. Yeah, I guess. I guess if the inquisitors show up, it will just be like, no, I actually don't know how to use the force. That's going to be a bit late. They'll just kill him for the sake of it, will they? I don't be hard to prove. Like, how do you prove to someone I can't use the force? You know, like, how do you prove that? You must. My safety depends upon it. I actually really like the touch. Yeah, the Jedi grift, or just a grifter in general. Like, that's a fun idea. I like it. I would have been funny if there's a little blow screen. Put down the automatic blinds. Like, that's just a control on them. Yeah, exactly. All right. It's really fun. Take a quick break, OK? Call you in a little bit. Man, it would have been a good idea to check if someone. I'm just going for a Jedi. Man, it took a while for him to notice him. A girl has been kidnapped. I need your help to find her. Did he just actually buy, like? I am Haja S3. Has everyone followed for this? Wasn't what he just said in the earshot of. Like, he knows that Kenobi would have heard him. How much? I think he's maiming. 500 to locate the girl. Well, Kenobi is, yeah. 300 to take you to her. Goodness, that light is unforgiving. I mean, that's a really good deal. Oh, make it a thousand. I'll even show you some tricks. What do you know of the fourth, my friend? Just that there's a lot of remotes and magnets. Oh, OK. I know how this looks. Yes, it looks like it just took money from that family. I got them say. And you let him do it. Yeah. What are you, a bounty hunter? You're a bottom feeder. A rat. These rats know more about the sewers than anyone else. I'm not sure about this from Obi-Wan. This feels a little bit unlike him. I'm going to help me find this girl. It's a little quick for him to get here. Well, I feel like we would have need to have seen the development, right? Can I trust you? Definitely. Because, like, it's been 10 years. I'm happy to believe he got here, but he didn't see it. All right, if it's the sewers you want, there's only one place to go. But you'll never get it. Well, but as Rags pointed out, it's weird to have righteous indignation about taking money from the family when he was right there. He could have done anything about that. You let him do it. You let him do that. You could have stopped him. Oh, what the fuck is that? Look at that, buddy. Look at that. Oh, no. On my way to Roswell right now, in fact. Oh, this outfit is what he should be wearing at all times. Yeah, I was I was avoiding just pointing out Breaking Bad, but in Star Wars, that's it's been raised. Breaking Bad Batch is of drugs. Nice. He's just sort of got in here, I guess. That guy's face is like a fucking hole. Oh, God, the Il and Maya flask. I reckon he did that on purpose. And he's chill about this. Oh, wow, that was so obvious. Holy shit. Well, you should use the if your whole goal is not to be seen, then maybe you should use the force for that and then really settle. Keep the mask on. What are you doing back here? Fighting. I fell inventory. Oh, look, he's like Dothman. Yeah, get back to work. Right. He is like Dothman. Man, you waited a while that. Wow. Just let him hit him. Why not just give him a little bit of choke so they pass out? Did you stab yourself in the head with that? Yeah, hit the horse. Only you could use the force to make it look like you're just really good at hand-to-hand combat, like you. Probably could. If you're subtle with the force, it's insanely useful. That's what I think their opportunity is. Yeah, they should be doing that. It was cool shit that he can do with the force to settle. It's fake. It's a yeah. That's not Leia. Oh, my God, it's the Wadblas. Well, this went really bad, huh? Yeah. I didn't know that Jedi could bleed. Oh, I only know he's a Jedi. I'm surprised you fell for it. I figured you'd be smarter than to risk everything for a spoiled little blah. Yeah, same. Yeah. You really played this like a video game press. Thank you so much, man. Oh, lame, lame, lame. I've been told to a toss-in. Inquisitor. Dude, use the force. I figured you out. Yeah, you have to now. You have to. They already know he's a Jedi. It's too late. Use the force. Yeah. Also, they also know he can use the force, right? I don't want to die anymore. Surely these forces would pay for a dead Jedi. I imagine I would honestly I'd shoot him because if he's Obi-Wan Kenobi, I would fucking shoot. Oh, wow. You copied a breaking band. This is not a myth. Well, everybody bleeds. Oh, they're going to forget. Remember, they're going to forget because of the drugs. That's incredible. That's just fucking incredible of all. Wow. That's not reliable. Like, you can't rely on that for them to forget. But he can't. No, I know he can't. He said you would have to take multiple of those to forget he she ever existed. What if there's a camera in there? He's got an enlarged room on the floor. Wait, let go of me. Wait. Oh, there she is. OK. Your father sent me. I'm here to help you. Where's the army? That's a great question. Where's the army? Also, that so that drug knocks you out as well, then. I guess. I guess so. What a great recreational. It doesn't knock you out and make you forget you're awake. It fills the whole room, too. It's just like, what a what a taste test. Do you want to go to his face? I thought she was selling him something to like give him a good time, but she actually just sold him fucking Rahit Nolly. Well, she sent she gave him that because he was trying to get his daughter and she's like, just forget your daughter with this. I mean, this won't really make them forget anything there. I like there must be cameras in this place. And at that point, it's over, surely. Oh, man, lucky she wasn't here at the time. Where is he? Why? Here, give me the orange one. You take. Oh, they had him in her size. That's nice. Well, they have Jawa as the work from, I'm sure. Don't show her. Put your fucking lightsaber. As if you suddenly care who knows you're a Jedi. You have no idea what I'm risking being here, your highness. More like your telonus. Because you're short. OK. You would kidnap an imperial senator's child. Oh, they found out. Oh, she will have no right. I've found a link between him and Organa in the archives. And you did this without informing me? You left me no choice. She thinks she will get it. He didn't. Show choice, not tell you. Wait, how come they didn't know? It will not change what you are. And what is that? The least of us. Racism. You came to us from the gutter. Your ability gave you station. Why are you telling her things she knows? Because we need to know. Come on. How else will we get a dog? Ask the stench beneath. Maybe that stench is your failure. That's not a great comeback. Yeah, that's not a great comeback. You are no longer required, sister. I brought Kenobi here. You've been fired. It's so much better if she's just cold and fresh. Yeah. You did bring him here by capturing a senator's daughter. Based on a connection she found in the archives that she didn't let them know about, which is so odd mechanically. That's like what a fort told them, I guess. Why wouldn't she tell them about that connection? Like, seriously? And then why didn't everyone know already? I don't want them to catch him. I want them to squeeze him. He'll reveal himself eventually. And I will be waiting. Unless he leaves the planet before. I don't want them to catch him. I want them to squeeze him. I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means, either. Wow, we're kind of doing like the John Wick thing. Nice, the John Wick scene, yeah. Yeah. Man, he just gets you. He's like, here I go, killing. T-Rex. I just love killing. Put your thing on. Put your hood on. If you have that mask, you'd still be OK. He's walking around with his face on it. You should know this already. Dude, he treats that so casually, like, oh, man. I got a bounty on me. He's like, dude. You're fucking screwed. Like, it doesn't matter where you go now. They know who you are. And they send it out to everyone. It was bad enough before just by being Obi-Wan Kenobi. But now, yeah, there's a bounty on you. Oh, I don't know what you're. You don't need those and the gloves. How about something to cover the face? Well, wait, is he spending his own money or did Bale actually help him out in any way? He doesn't actually give him such a thing. I don't know what the hell he gave him. Stop being a little... Fuck it, Al. I hope so. He didn't spend any money on anything else, so... If anyone asks, we're farmers from tall and you're my daughter. Granddaughter, maybe. What? Nothing. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! But what are you wearing? We're just... The carpet. What are you wearing? Dude, I wouldn't be surprised they just fucking walk into Vader. And they're just like, whatever. Now that's happening. You sound like my parent. Is she gonna touch a hot fucking grill? Yeah, just let her. Why aren't you using your lightsaber? Right now? Oh, stupid. Because you're not really a Jedi. I don't care if you stop announcing that. I read that Jedi can make things float. Make me float. You shut the fuck up, please. Oh, wait, wait, wait. I... I hate her so much. Surely she, like, understands that this is a serious situation. The show? I know she's young, but she has to know that this is not, like, this is dangerous. She's just been captured and taken to a strange planet. Well, I think that what they've done is they're, like, lay a signature trait, is being cheeky to people. And it's like, yep, but... You think the less you say, the less you give away. It's the opposite. How old are you? Ten. Don't sound like you're ten. Yeah, stuck up. Wait, was that supposed to be insightful? Thank you. This is my problem with this, is they're trying to argue she's, like, a prodigy child, but at the same time, she's an idiot right now. I'm annoyed that he's already, like, been found out and that Bounty's been released in fucking halfway through episode two. Look at this remorse. Wow, you're just gonna go, he's trying to kill him, all right? Oh, okay. He loves killing too. Let me get him. Don't take my books there. Don't take my books there. Keep it on. Like, how does he keep doing that? Where's the person? Where's the person? Oh, wow. He's right at the corner. He's an awkward cut at him. Can I take his clothes? Make sure the port is shut down. I want to garrison here within the island. I feel like he could just book a hotel and stay here for, like, you know, weeks. Yeah, just lay low. Especially if we're going to shut down the port, yeah. And it's like, surely there's more than one port in this whole city, right? Also, take that thing off your fucking head, please. No school, sir. Yeah, that's Pinobi. Yeah, okay. That's who we're looking for. I remember. Oh, wait, hang on. Are they saying she did this and not the other guys? Like, they didn't want the bounty off for some reason. She did that. She keeps doing all this shit that they don't want her to do. Yeah. And they only just now found out about the bounty? Yeah, because it's fucking stupid. You figured that they would have seen everywhere. No noise from that. They let her keep the robot? Good. I let your parents know you're safe. We'll be back in the palace back to normal. She's not safe. She is definitely not safe. Like, say, I have her at this location, but, like, we have everyone looking for us. Oh, and also, you've kind of fucked it up in terms of now they've got it confirmed that he and this girl have been connected. So Bail Organa and his family should be under close scrutiny from now on. If not captured and tried for treason. At this stage, yeah. What is that? Why is there a picture of you? Because they're trying to find us? That's what you were hiding. You're the reason I'm here. They took me to get to you here. What? Wow, that's an inference and a half. How do I know you're not the real kidnapper? You have to trust me, Leia. You're on a journey. Your father is a very old friend. I don't believe you. Mind control, Leia, fuck it. You're not serious. You're not fucking serious. You're not serious. Oh my god. You are not serious. You can't... We're not doing this again. Why would he bust you out of there and hide from everyone? How did you fall behind so far? She was right there. Your shit will be won. Oh my god. How did you beat like this? I can't believe this. This is his name. I swear to god, if this leads... I've never hated a child so much. If this leads somewhere significant, I'm gonna be so upset. Of course it will. This is... Grab her. Wait. Oh shit. Well, now you're fucked. Yeah. Thanks, Leia. Yeah, good job. Grab her. I was here. Grab her right now. Why would he... Oh my god! Why would he... He did it. Hopefully, shit. Just pick her up, you fuck. He was right there. How did she get this far away? What is that? What is... Ugh. This is where we come from. Wait, now what's happening? We saw the float creatures in the lineup. How are you this far behind? We're right next to her. What is happening? Oh my god. Why are they making me hate Leia? It's not often I hate a child as much as this. She's ruining everything and she's making Obi-Wan look like a fucking idiot. Pick her up with a fucking fork! Is this what people really wanted to see? This annoying little brat? God. Why is he even here? Use... How did you miss? Again and again and again. Oh, what a... One of the odds. Oh, you were... Why are you even out there? It's a good take. How's she gonna get over there? Oh, use your helicopter blade. Oh, look. It's a T-Rex. Did those close? What are you doing? What is that? What the fuck is that? Okay. What? Wait, why? What are we doing? What is this? What are you doing? What are you doing? This is a fucking matrix now. This is a matrix, yeah. This crouching tiger hidden dragon. Finally, my favorite movie, when 2004 gets more appreciation. Leia, do you see how she's getting shot? He misses you, right? This is unreal, yeah. We've actually managed to get plot armor down when he doesn't need it because he's a Jedi. I mean, you can't make that shot, so... By the way, they already know that he is a Jedi. Use your fucking lightsaber. It's already over. Come on, come on. No reason not to at this point. Oh, he's here too. Everyone's here. Everyone's just here. Of course. Okay, is he gonna catch her with the force? What? What the fuck? Okay. This lady's funny. No, D-Rex. No. Man, you got to kill both of them so long ago. Why does Obi-Wan not realize he has the force? Unless... Oh, that looks so bad. Oh, yeah. Oh, you can't. You can't do that. That looks stupid as fuck. Oh my god, it does look so bad. Oh, let go. I did bless you. Use your other arm. Why isn't he using the force? Can you not use the force? Roll credits. I guess because he hasn't used the force a long time or... Is that how it works? Can you unlearn the force? He got de-forced, and so now he's got it back. Oh, that's why she asked him to make a float for this payoff. So now that's proof he's a Jedi, but... Man. Okay, but why did the other one stop shooting him while he wasn't looking? Wow, look at that little Jedi girl. How did he get down? There were two people shooting you. What's going on with those guys? Yeah, no fucking shit. I mean, you don't even need that. He's trying to help you this whole time. And he could have given her loads of information about her dad to be like... He could have tried so many things. Also, I busted you out of the people in there. He could have run faster as well. Yeah, I guess. That was always an option, just run a little bit faster. They showed us all of that in quizzes to Lady trying to catch up to just not have that go anywhere. For nothing? Yeah. Maybe there was a fight scene or something, and they caught it. It feels like something got cut there, yeah, for sure, because we didn't even see what happened to the... The grifter guy either. Yeah. Oh, that's good. Whoa. All right, there we are. Listen carefully. You need another exit. It's a cargo port. It's fully automated. Go to transport it. What are you talking about? It'll take you to Mapuso. They'll be waiting. Who will be waiting? I'm trying to make amends. I got that family. Why? And I'm gonna do the same thing. But why? Why would you flip like this? I know what you are. I'm so... When it's insanely dangerous for you to help him. I just need to get the girl home. All you know about Obi-Wan is that he busted your operation, essentially. Every person... They're also just... You can see them, you know? Everyone Obi-Wan meets and every item he gets relating to them is just really handy. Oh, God. Oh, God. Spinny blade! Spinny blade! Where is he? All right, okay. I guess that's him. She's still doing a big ride. She's still doing... He just... So they killed the people that she hired? Fuck, she's in so much goddamn trouble. Oh, yeah. I can't wait to play as... I can't wait to play as her in a video game. Finally, we meet. Amarja Estre, you found me. Why would you do this? He's got a gun, like... Why? Yeah, this character would have killed this guy already. You're no Jedi, but you know where one is. What's going on? Why did you do this? Yeah, that was a really bad move, dude. Why? He was holding a gun that entire time. What? Cheetah. Bull's torture. Like Kylo. Why didn't you do this with Owen? You didn't have it back then. Yeah, she's just pulled... She's just pulled Obi-Wan's location out of this guy's head. All because he just turned up for no reason at all. Wow. Okay, shitty writing right there. Yeah, which is very likely to be honest with you. I almost fell to my death. This is all your fault. Yeah. You jumped off a building, retard. If somebody is offering us help, I think we should take it. Now come on. I think you need to shut the fuck up already. Yeah, exactly. Um, he was offering you help and you didn't take it. I think you'd just remind me of someone. No, you'd... who? Jar Jar? Jar Jar. Was your friend a Jedi too? He was once. All my friends were Jedi. No, she was a leader. Yeah, she's talking about Padme. Wait, when does Padme do like a... We should accept help from those who offer it? You remind me of the other woman. Because I guess Padme was... Yeah, I know her. I'm scared. So cute. Why did you flourish like that? What are you... what? What are you doing? Stop it. You are such a clown. All she needs is the little glass bottles to stack together. I can feel you. What is this? I'm so excited. Um, we're going to get you. Why don't you just run? Yeah, he could literally have ran with her to the gym. But oh well. Your fear betrayed you. Yeah, I feel like you could have just ran. She's funny. How can your lightsaber on reveals where you are coming up, right? Yeah, like, she's literally lost. She doesn't know where he is. Look, she's already over there. Yeah, you walked past the thing. I... it'd be so funny if he actually wasn't here. Yeah, they literally left and she's just like, How long does it take? How long does it take for her to realize? Anakin Skywalker is alive. I'm surprised he wouldn't know. Vader should be pretty public at this point. Vader should be pretty well known, yeah. Yeah. Bale would know and they're in contact. If they expect them to know who the inquisitors are on Tatooine, surely they'd know Vader. Deliver you to him. Sister, I can stand the reek of your ambition no longer. Really? Obi-Wan isn't a meter away from you. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For fuck's sake. Holy crap. What the fuck? Oh, okay. Really think I let you take all the credit? What? So, you were in so much trouble. Maddie, you're finished. Yeah, just could one of the grand inquisitors. I think we're team her. I'm going to be so mad. Oh, they will. I hate everyone. What is this? Like, what was all of that? Man, you know, that's just all along. Shut up. Shut up. Fuck you, fuck you. It must have eye world fighting energy, doesn't it? Yeah. Plown woman. Dude, this was awful. Like, this is horrible. This episode is way worse than the first episode. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So many awful right-in choices. God damn. I feel like that only take away from this is going to be, hey, maybe don't make the children as annoying. That's going to be the thing below. Yeah, you didn't kill him. Remember that time you didn't kill him? I don't believe this is him finding it out for the first time. It doesn't make any sense to me. I thought they'd have him in the tub in episode two. I had a feeling. Have him in the tub. Hey, Hayden. How you doing? God damn. What happened? What the fuck? This sucks. That was so bad. That was awful. We had shaky ground and we just fucking blew it up. Yeah, that was so much of that. That was horribly bad. Man, they are rushing too. We are here. We're already done with the mercenary group that kidnapped Leia. That's done. That's out. And I think that indicates to me sort of what this show will be like, which is like the other shows, but maybe a little more serialized. Unfortunately, I'm almost sitting at Vader and Kenobi will meet next episode now, isn't it? They probably, absolutely. I mean, the next episode. Yeah, they have to. There's no space for them to have three jewels if they don't, right? But here's, I can see it being like this. They meet in episode three at like the end. They fight in episode four. Then we have one episode break and five, and then they fight again in episode six. Because I presume now we're sending him on a plot that may lead him to like the rebellion, maybe? Or I don't know, but all that was lucky as fuck. Oh, yeah. Everything that's like, good thing that that lady just gave him a free drive, but like knocks people out and makes their memories float. You know, he didn't have the force, right? But that was part of my problem with that scene, is that they should be killing him because of how dangerous he is. It was so video game plot. He was given his quest item by the NPC he spoke to. Yeah, he approached it. He approached it like it was a video game. He arrived in his new location and started speaking to NPCs. We were like, oh, you're interactable. I guess you'll give information on my quest. This is the problem. There was no useless information on or no useless interaction. All of it was purposeful. And it's just like, you didn't have a single NPC just say, hello. Good morning. Simple as that. Looking back, it didn't matter that it was a forget me drug. Like that didn't matter at all. It was more so just a knock me out. I thought that was like some semblance of a payoff work. Because the payoff is that he uses that and they're still they're hazy on things. Or you set it up that it's like a forget me drug. And she said something like, don't take it all at once though. You know, like that kind of thing, which sets up that he uses all of it against them. They have like amnesia for a while. And she's like, oh, where's Kenobi? And he's like, where's who? Who are you? Where am I? Which I think in a format would make sense if because like this thing, him being Obi-Wan Kenobi and him being after her is big info because they have no leads on Obi-Wan Kenobi. But now they do. And these aren't these are big ripples. We know that Obi-Wan Kenobi is rescuing Leia just like half a day, if not hours after she was initially kidnapped, meaning he must have been alerted to it by Bale, which means Bale must have direct connection to him, which means Leia is screwed now. Well, the whole family is. And if Vader gets anywhere near like any of this, it's just it's like, oh, you're ruining everything. You got so close to it. And then it took like nine extra years. I actually think it should be possible to be like, when did he arrive on this planet? It's like, it would have been with this time frame. Where did these ships come from? And if they got like an actual passenger sort of directory. Just manifest for all ships. If they find out he's from Tatooine, it's fucked. It's all fucked. That's over. Because if you're like, Tatooine, oh, man. Oh, and like, you know, that would be the first thing that would come to, oh, man, they don't. I wonder if they like fully appreciate the challenges that you need to navigate when it comes to telling a story like this. You have to be able to reasonably have. The status quo is Luke basically lived completely unknown in terms of like his, you know, that he was Anakin's son. And he lived his whole life unknown, undiscovered. There was no connection at all. And seemingly Obi-Wan had nothing going on either. But like now I don't know how easy it is to get back to that status quo. Yeah, we gotta go. This show has to end with Ben being back on Tatooine, everything being chill and his connection with Luke actually being established. Because he needs to actually be chill with them for a new hope to all make sense. Get him back there at this point. That's going to be hard. That's going to be very hard. And I think that they've totally forgotten about that because the impression I get is that we're probably going to get an explanation of how like the beginning of Leia's path to where she is in a new hope. That seems to be what they're doing here. I can't believe she's round off again. This is just, it's... Well, yeah, I mean, like... I hate her. She's bound in place in a fucking prison by all these creepy and scary guys. She's released from it and is aware that this guy is fought to get her out of there. And then she's like, you know what? Pretty sure you're my kidnapper. She's like, oh wow. Because I saw your face on like a thing, a transponder. Guy who literally has you freed and walking freely, like with the capacity to actually escape. And a guy who keeps telling you about your father having sent him. Like what? Well, yeah. You can't simultaneously have Leia be smarter than expected given a rage, but also have her be stupid so that the plot... Incredibly stupid. Can't do both of these things. It's really annoying. It's like, it's almost like she's only here because it's like, ah, conflict, because she doesn't understand some things. And now look, she's going to run off and everyone can't catch up. And then that's going to mean we have an action scene and tension and then it will lead us to R.C. He can use the force again. Use like a meter behind her and suddenly... It's the meme where he keeps catching up to her, but then as soon as we cut, he's really far behind. When you play it from there, he just waits for a second so she can go away for a bit. And it's like, oh no, I have to go behind her. And then she starts climbing the ladder and then he's nowhere to be seen. And then five, six, seven, oh, there she is. How are you with an arm's reach only to then be like miles away? Yeah, I like how he points the laser right at her as well. Oh, yeah, he does. Yeah, he... And so, yeah, it's established then. Up to this point, he had no use of the force, which seems arbitrary as far as I'm concerned. I don't know, but that's a... Is that what they're establishing with that? Yeah, up to now he wasn't using the force at all. He wasn't able to because he had lost something that a component that would facilitate that. I don't know. The sports pipes were clogged. Well, because remember, Luke is like that in TLJ, right? Yeah. Hey, so at least that being consistent... Well, the problem is that I need better reasoning. It's like, why am I supposed to infer that he's... Because he's sad? Or was it to hide from the... From inquisitors so they can't sense the force on you? That doesn't matter because you have a face. That's yours. So... Well, yeah, and that's kind of what we were looking for was clever uses of the force in order to hide the fact that you have it, but also utilize it. Instead, they were just like, now he just doesn't have it. Oh, now he does. And they make sure to show you that his first act with the force is seen by everyone. And they're like, whoa. Ugh. Let's see how those screenshots are made. So, if you look at the first one without any arrows, it's like, oh, so... She fell down. Obi-Wan grabs her and then he just appears downstairs. So, I don't even know where he went down. Like, I don't see anything to go down except all the way back where the robot guy is. And then he just has to go down. He should have parkoured down like that clown lady does. Yeah, backflips and shit. If you look at the arrows, Obi-Wan should be dead as shit because he was just chilling there, trying to grab her with the force. Well, because he's shot. Yeah. And this guy, like... I mean, he's still alive. Yeah, because that guy's still alive now. Yeah, the red one is like, okay, maybe this thing is upstairs like, okay, then just go two steps to his right and then you can see him. Oh, it's just, he shot the T-Rex, but like the green eyed robot was still there and he just like... And then like, he stopped shooting him. He let him go down, fine layer, run to the starport, and then he caught up. What was he doing? I don't know. I don't know. Fringe, I can explain that. He was out of shot. Yes, he was out of shot, so he doesn't exist. There's a lot of that in this show. It's funny because he's a plot armor of not getting hit. Because where the green eyed robot thing is, this looks like the only way down into a building where you couldn't go down, where I guess Obi-Wan had to go through to get down maybe. About that robot, he's killed like five meters away from this whole bustling area. Nobody cares about a giant. And it's not even just the sound of it. It's the sparking explosion of fireworks of a robot being blown up right in front of three stormtroopers and none of them care. Four stormtroopers, actually. This inquisitive lady as well. How was she not finished? Like, how was she not in so much trouble? I imagine she's just permanently going road now, or will she claim Obi-Wan did that? So now she's going to get hunted down by the inquisitor. What is that? Is that it for the inquisitor, do you think? Or is he going to come back? I think that's it for him. I think that's it. That's Rupert Friend, right? Like, what are the higher billing people? Well, I thought that was his name in the universe. And I was like, oh, okay. No, he's in the universe. He is the grand inquisitor, like the grand. So he's the main one. The grand wizard. Maybe they're going to make up a Mandalorian rule. It's like, oh, you killed the biggest one. Now you are the biggest one. Here's your dark saber. How do you maintain a level of order in your own system if you just reward people for killing? It's so bad. I could imagine that the thing they're trying to do is that she's going to, I don't know. Maybe this would actually be too smart for them if she says, oh yeah, Obi-Wan was here. And he killed the grand inquisitor. And that's proof that I was on his trail. And we need to find him. But then I guess the question would be, so it killed him. Like, what about you? What happened with you? Also, like, it doesn't matter. Or doesn't he mind trying to find out if that's true? The other two know that he's in trouble. Well, the other two wouldn't know. Because it would be so easy to be like, he was really mad with you, like, because of the stuff that you sent out. Yeah. And he went to go get you. And he got stabbed. So you've broken all of the rules recently. And nothing's happening to you. It's kind of weird. There's no reason to believe. Oh, man. Oh, shit. The first one wasn't, like, good or anything. It was fine, I guess. I feel like it's a bit below fine. It was, I would say it was below fine. But below fine is not. I don't know. That's incredible for Disney. That's incredible for Disney. I think I'd like give like a four. And I would happily watch an entire show of it, right? If we got to the end, I'd be like, yeah, you know. I don't know if I'd happily watch that. But like, I guess I wouldn't be as annoyed. If we got to the end of that, I'd be like, fine, sure. Now it's like just nervous, like really nervous. Well, yeah, because Obi-Wan's incompetence assassination portion of him has been pretty high up. So many fucking decisions. Yeah, that's the one that they can't even stop themselves from assassinating characters in terms of their incompetence because they don't know how to write them intelligently anymore. But this is really bad, this whole episode, unfortunately. Pretty standard bad writing. Lots of it everywhere. You can't escape him. But I'm thinking from the perspective of the high inquisitor, you have these guys who got an order from an inquisitor and then they did it and it's not their fault. It's not really their fault, yeah. I don't even know why you would kill them out of like frustration or to send a message. They just, they did what an inquisitor told them to do. Why are you upset? I wonder if people are happy about the grand inquisitor just getting yeeted like that. Surely not, because when the trailer came out, people were like, oh, it's a guy. Oh my gosh. Well, people still thought he looked stupid. He's in the animated shows, right? I think so, I think. Oh, wow. This is his end? That sucks. They've done that before. He's in Rebels, I think. He's in Rebels, which comes after this. Rebels is after this. Oh, so like he's not dead then? Maybe not. Even though he got stabbed in the gut. But then again, he might be. Who knows what they're going to do? I mean, Darth Maul survived. He did. That's true. So everything's on the table. Fuck it. He's going to go to a mod parlor on Tatooine and get a new spleen. I can't wait for Kachuku to come back. With a robot, with robot hands and a robot head. Oh, is he? They don't keep his head. What if it's both? What if there are no two versions of Dooku? One with a robot head and one with a robot head? Oh, they're on head and one with a robot body. I mean, he renames himself Count Duke, too. There we go. The show, make it happen. Oh, Christopher Lee is unfortunately no longer with us. And I dare not have Disney use the horrors of CGI to bring back. They're going to use a mix of archive footage and CGI to bring back Christopher Lee. Well, they'll do that that stupid shit they did with Luke in the Boba Fett show where they'll use the computer. Yes. That will suck balls. But the Susan Quidzo was so badass and cool plummeted. When she was doing it. Paw cool. So true. It looked so goofy. It really was like Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, but worse. I knew it. We knew they would ruin Kenobi. We knew they would because they can't help themselves or Disney or just shit. But wow, the amount of it's just like this. This Kenobi that we see is just not the same guy. And so I just don't care. The reason why Obi-Wan escaped is because of the Grand Inquisitor right when she was about to find him. It was like, hey, stop it. I'm just so stupid to get going. Fucking idiot. Episode two, everyone. Yeah. Episode two. That was the last one, right? We're done now forever. No, we're not. Yeah, no. That was the end of the Kenobi series. Bull bull. It's been resolved because we're on that layback. That's the third episode. Okay, bye. See you next time. Bye. Good boy. They keep doing this. Oh. What did you bring? Rilla!