 Hello everybody, E here. Welcome back to game night. Tonight, we are playing this game over here. What do you mean? I have an interesting way of doing this, so we're gonna try it out. If it doesn't work, then we will definitely try something else. I got a couple of their games. E, oh, what's up, Tain? How's it going, brother? Hope you're doing all right. How's the sound quality? How's the video quality? How's all that? Skin of a rinky, dinky, dinky, skin of a rinky dude. Happy Good Friday, if you celebrate it. Hope you're having a good one. If not, fuck off, no. No, all good on your end, that's awesome. One night, there we go, there we go, much better. Much more gracias. Much more thanks. Okay. All right, so I'll wait until everybody gets in here before I explain exactly what we're gonna do, but this is what we're playing. And basically, I'll be showing an image and then you guys have to write the best caption. So, oh, okay, let me get all this. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-loo. All right, I hope we get some people in here tonight. I'm also concerned people are gonna think that it's video game night, which is different than game night. And I should probably do something about that, but you know what, we're here and we are gonna get started in a couple minutes, even if it's just me and you playing, Tay. All right, I also know that it's Friday. Hey, Hayley, what are you doing? Isn't it like, hang on, what is it, midnight? No, that's four hours, no? Yeah, it is four hours. It's like two o'clock in the morning there. What you doing up? Were you waiting up for me? I specifically, 1 a.m., yeah. I specifically wasn't gonna do one of your things tonight because your quiz isn't everything because I didn't think you'd be here, but that's awesome if you are here. All right, these cards don't fit in this box. What's up, B-Rick? Okay, so we can be completely not safe for work. Your answers or whatever can be whatever the hell they want. What this game is, is I hold up a card and whoever writes the best caption for that card wins. You don't win that. You don't win a thing, but you win the round. Hey, Ty. Hey, Jimmy. Good evening all. Our clocks go forward and on Saturday night, hours went forward ages ago. I didn't know we changed at different times. That's interesting. I had no idea. How you doing, Ty? It's already 1 o'clock in the morning, so I'm gonna get started in at least 10 minutes. 10 minutes. Let's do 8.20 my time. So 1.20 y'all's time if you're over there. Let's do that, all right? You doing okay? That's good. Too much stuff going around. Hey, Brian, how you doing? For those of you just coming in, we're playing What Do You Mean? I show a picture that's upside down, but I show a picture and then the best caption for that picture wins. Absolutely nothing. You didn't put the answers on it? That's fine. I mean, that's probably gonna be, that would be just as much fun as knowing the answers. I'm positive. I don't wanna knock this off, but I need room for the box. Uno momento, por favor. Let me put that box over here. Let me put the box over here. All right, y'all ready to do this? Y'all ready? Well, I said we give it 10 minutes. So y'all let me know how you're doing. And if y'all want to, we'll just go ahead and start. That's up to y'all, whatever y'all wanna do. But I am here to kick back, relax, and enjoy myself with some friends. So let's go. Let me close this, let me close this, let me get that. Y'all, we had, I didn't talk about this yesterday because I didn't even think about it. But I had, I'm having some of the weirdest interactions with people trying to bum money off us when we're out. Like I had this one tall slender dude, pretty much dressed to the nines. He had on a nice shirt, nice hat, nice pants, nice shoes. Looked like he just got out of church, begging for money outside of, where were we? When he came, oh, I was outside of a Murphy's gas station. And asked me if I could give him gas money to get home. He was, yeah, the stream's monetized. I did that before we came over. And he was driving a, looked like a brand new Yukon asking me for money. Tall, skinny white dude. Really dressed, and he smelled like expensive cologne. And then yesterday, I believe it was yesterday, maybe it was the day before, I am out in Montgomery in front of a Dollar General and these two teenagers come walking up. One of them is wearing a Supreme hat. It's a $100 hat. Actually, you might be more than that, hang on. Eh, it's a, it's $48, $48. It's still, I mean, it's still, that's like one of those things where, you know, if you can afford Supreme, you can afford some, anyways, two teenagers couldn't have been older at least they didn't look that way. Come up and say, hey, big man. I said, what's up little guy? Cause that's my response to everyone who calls me big man. Unless you know me and we're friends. And he goes, oh, you got jokes. I was like, yeah, I do. What you want? He said, can I get some money for some food? I'm like, I don't, first off, I don't have any cash. Second off, we're not even around a restaurant for me to get you food. So no. I'm like, the quality of panhandlers has gotten insane. Like are they, they're dressing to the nines and that's just not, I don't know, that doesn't make me want to give you money when you're dressed better than I am. I wear T-shirt and basketball shorts out everywhere because they're comfortable and I got to drive all day. It's like, I look broker than you do. This is backwards. It's backwards, back asswords. Anyways, let's go ahead and get started. I don't think we're gonna get too many more people in here. So like sell the hat, yeah, exactly. Sell the hat, sell the hat. I'm sure someone out here will buy it off for enough to get some food. But I just, it just, it seems funny to me. Anyways, get away, mosquito. Okay, so you've already seen this one because I've shown it. What I'm gonna do is I'm going to hold up a card. You're gonna see the image and the first person to make me laugh, you can do as many as you want. It doesn't matter, no rules here, really. The first person to make me laugh wins. So go. You look so sad. You look so sad. Why you look so sealed potato? Fucking hell. Yeah, yeah, you're gonna get me right off the jump. Let's see what else we can get. Haley's already won, but I'll let, sealed potato, sealed potato. That's really good. Nobody else? Nobody else? Give me best caption wins. There's a couple more people that just came in. Best caption wins. Haley won this round. Ah, fuck it, we'll move on. We'll move on. All right, next up. Next up. I'm already laughing because I saw the picture. I saw the picture. Kermit's son is tired of hearing oinking sounds. I'm sad, it's true. Hey, you nailed it. It's like Kermit and Miss Piggy had a pig. I like that one. All right, all right, next one. Next one. Next one. Boom. Why is he holding him like that? The dog is traumatized. I don't know what the fuck he, what did he see? What did this dog see? Please give me another snack, Mary. It's a good one. Anybody else? I can taste the color green. All right, keep them coming. Keep them coming. Come on, Brian, I know you got something. You're a funny dude. You got this. I would just be like, the things I have seen. The shrooms are kicking in. This isn't gonna go well. Y'all won that. Every single one of you won that one. It doesn't matter anyways, but yeah, that's good shit. The shrooms are kicking in. All right, here we go. Here we go. Oh, Lord. All right, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Someone will come to me eventually. All right, what is he reading? And then, like to react that way. These look like old, like Polaroids. Or the old, you know, the old pictures? Salute to service. He's reading Twitter. Yeah, Ty's got that one. Ty won that one. He's not these idiots again. Oh, this one kind of sad. Nicki Minaj reading, oh my God. That's a, finding dad on, oh my God, Hailey. Oh, I think Hailey just nuked everybody. Finding dad on, oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God, so awkward. That would be so awkward. All right, so what's puppy dog sad about? What's the puppy dog sad about? Hailey is killing it. Hailey's doing a great job. Eating that skunk was a bad idea. That one's good too. I just saw that for that other one. What's the good boy, what's he sad about? You might want to fix the age settings on Tim. Yeah. Finding dad in your friend's DMs. Trying to hide from bad time. Yeah. Or not, everyone got different to stop. Stop, D-Wrek. Oh. Trying to hide from bad time. Oh, he's like, nobody can see me. If I can't see you, you can't see me. This is gonna be, all of Derek's answers are just gonna be Nicki Minaj and Mick Mill and Drake. I mean, sorry, Diddy. Diddy and Mick Mill. Uh-oh, here we go. Derek, if you got one for this, I'm looking forward to it. I'm looking forward to it. If you got another Diddy, Mick Mill and Nicki Minaj one, is he in trouble? What did he do? Like, is he mad? Did he not have snacks? What the hell happened here? I fetched the bum. The bum? The bone? Mummy was so cross. Why was Daddy so mad? I'm going too quick. Y'all probably might need to scrub. So good. So good. Mick Mill reacting to Nicki Minaj reading into the text. Not having a good day. Not having a good day at all. Uh, no fortnight tonight, young man. Damn, he protesting for real. He's mad as shit. Anybody else? Cause I'm still chuckling over the fucking, the, Monique, Monique, yeah. You know who I'm talking about. When you try to inflate the water bottle on the bathroom floor, that one gave my brain a seizure. Hang on. When you try to inflate the water bottle on the bathroom floor, anybody else? Three, two, one. I guess Derek wins that round. It doesn't matter. There's no points. There's no points. Oh, here we go. I gotta stop laughing before I even show the fucking picture. Yes, this is a dog. You're fine. What's good doggo waiting on? I don't know about good doggo. It looks like a werewolf mid transition. This, that dog is tall. It's just, hey, yeah. I mean, yeah. What is this? Is this Drake wanting to? Anyways, I feel like that dog, every time I remember who the leaders, UK, India, China, Russia, Syria, Turkey, Israel, and probably the US next hour, we're all doomed. Did he watching me milk the pool? Fuck off. Man. Okay. All right, he's getting better and better. Midget giraffe was full body surgery and began his life anew as well. Said I would make a better dog. Uh-oh. Uh-oh, this is pretty much me. This is just me in my 60s. This is me in my 60s. What am I upset about? What am I contemplating? He's built just like me. Same skinny forms and everything. Well, they're not. Whatever. You got what I'm saying. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. I forgot my watch and gate, cause he, that's a good one. That's a really good one. That's creative as hell. I like that one. All right. Anybody else? Hailey got this one so far. Hailey's got this one. Every time I remember why that girl I liked stopped. Every time I remember why that girl I liked stop talking to me. Oh, Jay-Z waiting for Titty to get in the interrogation. God damn it. These damn grandkids are up to shit again. That's, yeah, that's very, I'm still gonna go with the watch one just because that was clever as hell. I mean, I wouldn't have thought of that. The way you can almost even see the, the, you know, lack of tan right there. Like if, you know, he had a watch on. That's great. Okay. Oh Lord. Here we go. Derek, if you got one for this, man, if you got one for this, try to get it to focus. Give me the best caption you got for this blurry ass golden girls reunion. Do, do, do, do, do. Village people's grandma's. Y and C A. Oh, you, you're so sweet, honey. At this point, it's probably the fucking, it's actually the, the village people. Did he's not pleased with the least? Oh my God. You, you would diabolical motherfucker. You would diabolical. New Kansas city, city chiefs referees. June, Edna, Grace and Marge all had a bow. God damn it. Ah, yeah. Derek and Haley tie on that one. Derek and Haley definitely tied. Derek, that was, that was a good one. Uh-oh. Oh no. I know, I know, I know what's, I know what's coming at least from Derek probably. All right. Here we go. If I had to, this is like Cat Williams saying, I told you so. Try to tell you. I might tell you a joke. I never tell you a lie. Every day I'm hustling. Every day I'm hustling. I know what you did last summer. KKK9. He's so innocent though. It's just, why the fucking dog got to be a clan member? It's cause he got a hood. That's a good one though. That's a really good one. Anybody else? I know what you did last, that's it, yeah. Ugh. Anybody else? And we're going away in three, two, one, shwo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo. Going as Eminem on Halloween, cult of the Zoomies. Oh, that's a good one. Hey, Zoop, how you doing? The nun heard what you were doing and you're, ooh, that's a good one, Bryce, good one. Women successfully transform into woof, woof, woof or Teresa. Like Mother Teresa over. I love how we're like, there's certain levels. Like you have the innocent ones, and you have the vocal, it's just good. It's good. It's all good. All right. Oh no. Where's he running to? Gotta go, bye. That is a chicken. That is a coal, gotta go, bye, bitches. Pew. No, I'm turkey noises the hell's wrong with me. It's not even the same Type of fucking bird. Is that chicken? That's been unheard what you did that one's still yeah. Oh Oh Tara bad The road ain't gonna cross itself that's like that's a good that's like a good dad joke It's running no fun on the run Me every time my co-workers have a get-together Same same. I don't even have co-workers. It's a but yeah, there's too many people there. Yeah, I'm out Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one. I like Bryce's I like Jimmy's I like Jimmy's a lot He's running from his family Food on the go. Yep. Anybody want some hot fresh chicken? Oh, okay. All right. Here you go. Hey Lee You're gonna like this one. You're gonna like this one cuz he's cute. What did he see? What did he see Also this goddamn Chihuahua here keeps tickling me too What do you mean when the world did he see to make him stop eating his Dorito? That is a Dorito, right? Yeah, it's a Dorito Might be a cheese it. No, it's not cheese. It doesn't have a little hole. I Like Jimmy's to be it's a it's Jimmy's is really good But I also like I like yours as well because it's relatable. He saw you He said my man's Turn the card around I I owe you one tie when you zip your trousers to call my Jimmy that hurt like I felt that I nibbled this Dorito into a little heart for you Hey lazy, how you doing? That's cute though But yeah, the zip I like ties I like ties I like ties because I mean honestly every time I even look in the mirror when I'm Butt booty ass naked. I'd be like What is that? Oh here we go Haley? You I missed yours It's not showing. It's still not showing up. Hang on Ah, dang it. Is this one of those things where I don't have like I can't Top chat I think some things aren't going through Haley because I'm on stream yard If I'm missing your guys's stuff. I'm sorry Did I mean did you did you do a naughty word or something? I mean what what the hell a Last thing I see from you Haley is food on the go It's above Bryce Not on mine on mine. It's a ties. He's running from his family reunion and jumps right to I like Jimmy's to be honest But I read the food on the go It said whose panties are these? That's a good one. That's a good one This is like a mini pair of panties. It might be it might be a matter of like panties Triggering it, but I saw I saw yours this time Haley. So I don't know Maybe it might have been but it showed up after it. Why would why would panties? Anyways, anyways carrying on if I miss anybody else's I'm sorry But YouTube's being funky over here, and I don't know why but anyways here we go He's oh Lord like they both have different expressions on their faces YouTube is dumb. Yeah, they don't send out notifications. They don't do anything for anybody. What is going on in this picture y'all? What is going on with these two? Looks like they're holding hands claws, whatever the hell age doesn't He's just nothing but a number They look like they got black This one's so happy and this one's like yeah, what now bitch Like a black nail on you. I like that and the age doesn't matter Yeah, it definitely looks like an old old man with a young woman and he's like you goddamn right She's like I'm just here for the minis. Yeah, definitely. Oh Derek must have dipped out. No, no more. Oh Lord Jesus. This is pretty much just me as a cat What is wrong with this shitty? What is wrong with this kitty? We're gonna do one more and then we're gonna try this other game. I got and I have I have a way to figure out how to She's like he's got the whore. Oh Ribbed for her blood. Okay He ate too much Thanksgiving. He did. Yeah, definitely That's definitely what's going on and he's paying for it. Definitely when you realize you have eight more lives That's dark oh, that's bitch black Drown me like one of your French kid is In my body waiting by Good one, but that when you realize you have eight more lives to go. That's that's hella real That's a that's hella real. All right one more and then we're gonna try this other one. All right, okay. Oh, oh Oh, oh What happened? What happened what happened to kiddo probably no way I can get this like perfectly centered. Oh, there you go What's going on here young man? I shouldn't have Google That's horrible When that fart has a lot He's just gonna sit there and wait till the teacher lets him out of class. Ew That Nickelodeon show was hell, but math is what damn damn Quiet on the set. Oh, I hate that all the shows my kids my kids Grew up watching are all sullied now How can a tomato be a fruit? Fair enough Fair enough. All right. I'm gonna put these down here now. This next one is gonna be a little more difficult because It's one of those games like a cards against humanity where you have to use the cards but what I was thinking was is we could do something to where I Pick four cards randomly out of the deck and then you guys give me a number And then I have to pick or like three cards and then that one is the response. I don't know We'll see how it works But what what do y'all think did y'all like that one Why do I have a to pay it? Damn all right, here we go. Here we go. All right We also have new phone who dis New phone who dis you did it was fun. Cool. All right, so we might come back to it I don't know But we're gonna do about an hour hour and a half today. We're already 30 minutes in hell. Yeah. Oh It's made by the same people. What do you mean? Anyways, all right, so if you guys haven't have or have not played cards against humanity Literally what this is is it's all about the response cards The best response cards you have reply cards Do you also have Hang on hang on Yeah, they're all mixed up for some Bracken reason. All right Okay, so there's the inbox So these cards are first and then the replies Are the answers so What we're gonna do is Hang on I'm getting these cards out in everything ready situated Okay, I have it in three stacks So what you got to do is anytime you ain't got Monopoly or something. How are we gonna do Monopoly together? It took some edible. I took some edibles before the stream if I disappear. Oh, you're fine. You're fine. You're fine I am currently Waiting for a gummy to kick in so and that's pretty much what I'm gonna be doing from here on out. So when we When uh You're getting me between the time that we get we get off work and the gummy kicks in that's how I'm working this out So I'm still here. My truck just got finished. So I'll be lurking Oh boy. All right, so my uncle Nelson Keeps asking if he can play harmonica at our wedding. Do we let him? All you got to do is type one two or three So all you got to do pick a number and whatever number The most people put That's the card we're picking My uncle Nelson keeps asking if he can play harmonica At our wedding. Do we let him? All right, we got a bunch of threes I hate weed, but I abuse Adderall. So no judgment. Hey, hey, at least you're honest 11 team All right So here we go My uncle Nelson keeps asking if he can play harmonica at our wedding. Do we let him Dude, you're 31. Please start acting like it But anyways Okay, this one gonna go over here We'd help my chronic pain is that same here same here That's why I do it. So I'm waiting on my gummy to kick in All right Just trimmed the goatee and threw on my tuxedo shirt ready when you are Yeah, it's definitely an eh. Yeah. I wasn't too happy with that one either Just trimmed the goatee and threw on my tuxedo shirt ready when you are No synchronicity at all. Yeah two three One oh god, we got a three-way tie Hey Karen, how you doing two? All right two We got two twos two threes Must be going to see kid rock It's probably better what we're going to be pulling out All right, we'll do two and three. All right, we'll do two and three and pick which one's better All right Funny you ask. Yes. I am double-jointed Ha ha why? I don't like that one. Let's do three also all right Just trimmed the goatee and threw on my tuxedo shirt ready when you are I know you're only hitting me up because my startup is killing it right now Nice try buddy should have been nicer to me in high school That one's eh also. Yeah What you guys want to go back to the other one because this one is kind of bust right now Or we could play incoherent. Also. What else we got up here Uh ponder dome Let's see here. We can do ponder dome. Y'all remember ponder dome? Because this one this one ain't working Yeah, the other one. Okay. All right. Let's do let's do that Well shucks, we'll figure something out. We'll figure something out I need more games I bought these for the family We play incoherent every time boss. Yes. Yes. We love you boggle. We miss you Come back to us soon Come back to us soon Maybe it's summon boggle. Hell yeah, let's try it. Let's try it This one's much better. This one would be much better if like you guys had the cards And then I could pick between the cards, but that's not really I don't know I was hoping it was gonna work, but it didn't But I who Holy come back to us All right, so y'all vote. Do you want to do ponder dome? Which is the one where you make jokes out of the words I give you or do you want incoherent? Or do you want what do you mean? Which one Ponder thing. All right I'm like a human bobble head It boggle burgled a oh lord. Here we go. Here we go. Hang on. Let me read this It boggle burgled a butter burger bar. How many bars of buttered burgers did boggle burgle damn That's a good one. That's a really good one It boggle burgled a butter burger bar. How many bars of buttered burgers did boggle burgle That's really good. I'm a I love tongue twisters. I like anything having to do with my tongue. I enjoy it I see here Okay, so how this works this one's really really easy. I hold up two cards Oh lord, okay So you guys come up with the jokes, but they have to include these two things might well, sorry Minor injuries and weightlifting minor injuries and weightlifting And for instance, we're looking for something that says like what ailment did Bridget Jones have? Diary uh You have to make a pun out of these two things Weightlifting and minor injuries. It should be relatively easy And the hedgehogs used in gyms Heavy oh ow Ow because the prickly pears the prickles the prickles Heavy hedgehogs You know who is really really good at this was Jen Bernadini. She did a fantastic job with these She was very clever. I believe uh, Hayley got had some great ones too Minor injury injuries and weightlifting it'd probably be better just to go back to the to the first game we played What happened to the Trojan after lifting weights? He blew Achilles God damn it Brad won I can only think of a big guy named tiny hurting himself in the gym. Hey, that's fine. That's fine. All right next we have working out hire all these like gym themed and the beach I just saw that you called the passion of the christ your favorite horror movie And this is the first time I've ever wanted to watch that movie If you watch it as a horror movie, it's amazing brice. It's amazing We have working out and the beach. What kind of joke can you come up with? Whoop whoop whoop whoop working out and the beach After this actually I have something to show you guys. I have something to show you guys I need you to run inside and get it But yeah What kind of witch works out at the beach a sandwich? That's a great dad joke It's a great dad joke. I like that one I like that one I like that one that one that one's smart that one's smart. I like that That's clever That that that used the brain meat and I'm all about the brain meat. All right Let me go. Let me go get something. I want to show you guys Hopefully I don't get all vpi and whatnot, but I want to show you something. I got something really cool Really cool. I'll be right back two things two things two things. I'll be right back I'm gonna mute you just just so you don't hear me fart as I walk out the door Okay, y'all didn't hear me fart. Did you? Y'all didn't hear it. Did you y'all didn't hear it? Did you did you hear it? Just just like oh see Hayley's already got the caption down, but okay first thing first thing This okay. So, you know teenagers You know how they are they don't express their feelings very well Especially not to their parents kind of deal, you know, we have a very close relationship but I don't get You know, we don't we don't have like the mushy times, you know what I'm talking about, uh, especially not with dan And sometimes I wonder I'm like did I mess up with them? Did you know Do they even like me kind of thing? You know that kind of like am I A good dad am I a bad dad, you know all those things that go on in your head when you're a parent um And then the other day we were at a thrift store And they bought me this I love that you're my dad Yeah, that one got me It still kind of gets me Uh, yeah, so this uh, this meant the world to me and uh, it's just not something that you know, we We we you know Talk about or discuss because I'm not gonna be like do you think I'm a bad dad or a good dad? None of that stuff and this just made my fucking life Is it not my week not my month not my year but my life this this made This made my fucking life That's just yeah, absolutely amazing and then of course as you all know They work at a movie theater Well There's two sides. I don't even know if I can get this whole thing on here But yeah, both sides both sides Wizard motherfucker Look at it And it's the end of anniversary One the 30th anniversary And they're like I got it just for you and I was like, oh my god Oh my god, it's going somewhere in the office. I don't know where but I gotta put that up and This Is gonna go back here That goes back there that goes back there That is cool, isn't it? Yeah, hella cool all right, so Let's go back to I I only have like 14 minutes, but let's go back to this one Let's go back to this one. I want to stay longer, but The gummy and also I promised everyone that I would be in so we could watch a movie Okay, let's go back to what do you mean? Oh lord. Here we go. Here we go Where's sally bear sally bear What the right here sally bear is right here, but she got the silly face On you know what this It's all falling apart It's all falling apart Get off her there sally bear you goofy goomba. What are you doing? It's not working y'all. I don't know how I kept this damn thing up there Anyways, that's just gonna have to do Uh, what movie you watching? Um, we are going to be not not finished. It's we watched shon of the dead night before last We watched hot fuzz last night. We're watching the last one in that loose trilogy This is the end or something like that The end of the the world whatever Sally bear is pretty. She's absolutely gorgeous my sally bear. Okay I hate that. I'm always doing that trying To go one way on a video and seeing you go the wrong. Yeah always always the world's in that's it. Yeah the one in the bar Uh, so we're watching that one chris. Absolutely loved Uh hot fuzz. He didn't care too much for Sean of the dead like he was interested and he watched the whole thing, but It didn't really do much for him. He's more of an action guy than a horror guy. So but he loved hot fuzz He got all the references and everything I The iron claw. I gotta watch that What's going on in this picture best caption What ash versus evil dead? I did not I did not I fallen and I can't get up. Definitely I have not watched ash versus evil dead. I tried watching the first episode and it didn't really vibe with me It felt kind of forced But everybody keeps telling me I need to watch it. So I'll probably go back and watch it I've fallen and I can't get up. This is life alert. How may I help you? I'm falling and I can't Man waldo is not even trying anymore. It's a good. It's a good one Shouldn't have ate that pizza after 3 p.m Pinocchio 40 years late. Pinocchio And then you pinocchio, where's jiminy cricket probably crushed him when you fell That's a good. That's a good one. That's a good one I think the the waldo one is probably my favorite. Oh, here we go Sophisticated doggo on vacation. What's going on in this picture? And that's a palm tree in the background I don't know what that looks like a pile of shit floating in the air Pinocchio 40 years later What is business dog or is business doggo on vacation? What's going on in this picture? He's sightseeing and he's not impressed He's like I paid all this money for this fucking trip. And this is all I got Ah terrible terrible Terrible look at this Look at this distinguished gentleman, right? Yeah Ah it is warm out here watches watches the light the white lotus one time I like to stay in chat when I'm having an old friend for Old friend is just fucking kibble. It's just kibble. That's all it is That's all it is. Okay. Here we go. We all know him by now. We all know this dude by now Booyakasha He always looks like he's being held at gunpoint when you're high and hoping no one notices Thank you Chuck Norris Chuck Norris doesn't give thumbs up. He gives a thumbs down and then rotates the earth Yeah, okay, man Just holding on just holding on to the world so I don't fall off Fido rests on the beach and reflects on all the lives he and god damn, brice All the family's torn apart by the coke And wonders if it was all worth it. That's for this That's for this one because he looks like fucking Pablo Escobar Ah Good one, brice Very very good one. If you squint hard enough you will see a 3d mushroom You're right You're you're right. That's cray-cray You're absolutely right. All right. Here we go. Uh-oh. We got another one. That's too close to the other one We'll skip that Pablo Escobar Y'all know I'm gonna steal these next time we play this as a family, right? I'm gonna steal these. Uh-oh Good god, man. I see my forehead just a glistening. It is it is hot out here For whatever reason the sun went down. It's 68 degrees, but I'm in here sweating Puplo Escobar I just mean he looks like a weird optical. Yeah does does Oh, but What is up with pumper dog this little chi-wa-bye? Oh Can y'all hear shella outside with uh with murry You want me to get murry you want to bring murry in I think he's out there going to the bathroom But he's looking at a treat about to fall off the table. He's like Are you gonna do it for me? Come on down here Come on down here. All right. Let let me let me get let me let me get murry Let let me let me get the homie murry. Give me a second. Let me let me see if we can get him in here Murrys in You want to come see talk to the people's? Oh look he's running He's running as you go to the bathroom. Yes, okay Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on buddy, hang on Okay, hang on, hang on you got to go see the people's you got to go see the people's You got to go you got to go see the people's say hi to the people's Say hi. Hello. I am mersing I am mersing loren. It's nice to meet y'all It's it's so nice to meet y'all. Oh him. Just him. Just a little baby That's just my baby dough. That's just my baby. Say hi shella Yeah, what you doing to my baby? You said hi. Hello everyone Murry, I'm sorry. Say what mom? No, I'm happy. Oh Oh You are you you're melting hearts You're melting hearts. Yes, you are. Yeah, you want to go back outside before you go potty on me? I got a skito. I got a sketer. All right. You want to go you want to go? All right. Yeah, careful No, no, don't be in here. Don't be in here. Don't be in here. Please don't be in here God damn that mosquitoes huge He is a cutie. He is a cutie. Oh, go before you pee peas. Yeah, go go go Oh Which one is it? Oh, it's demon That everybody says bye murray Yeah So you gotta go yet. Oh never mind. We keep this we keep this food out here. So he's like I want to fold Just be be sure to check your peters for skip. Don't don't give me that traumatizing. No, I don't want You want to get is he fully we don't know we have no idea how old he is His balls just dropped like three weeks ago. Um, so we know he's young as hell But we don't know how how young Yeah, he's a goodest boy. He's a goodest boy Anyways, now I'm out of breath because that was fun But yeah, uh, and demon was waiting outside For for him. I I would go get demon, but demon doesn't like to be in the office. So About a year. Okay I still think he might be a little less than it's still a little less than that because his puppy teeth his Baby teeth are still falling out. So I think dogs grow until they are two. Yeah, I'm expecting him to get bigger Um, he's already gotten much he used to be about this long and now he's yay long so Yeah, him a little pupper him a little pupper him baby baby doge him baby doge But yeah, I love that dog to death now. I wasn't so sure about him when we first got him I was like I miss ash and you know This this one just showed up and I was like, okay, I'm gonna give it a chance I'm gonna give it a chance and now You know, he's just part of the family. That's just that's just it. Just part of the family So Okay, so what I'm gonna try and do is every Friday. We're gonna have game night And then either Mondays or Thursdays. We're gonna play video games Maybe two and then all the rest of them are gonna be about books So that's the that's the live streams coming at you Murray fight definitely Murray found his people. Also, I'm gonna be taking Sundays off. That's the only day I won't be streaming So, um, also other than hang out in chats, I'm gonna be working on some projects while you guys, you know, hang out and talk or whatever Tomorrow I am going to be live sometime mid-afternoon I have to go pick up my car at 10 and then when I get home We're gonna stream after that so probably about noon one o'clock And then Dan has to be at work at 6 30, which means we have to leave here at 6 So we'll probably get done about 5 5 30 Why is it when I go to the pound? I rescue a dog. But when I get my new girlfriend from the From the women's Brad My dude Fucking dark, bro It's funny. This is fucking dark Ah It's not a golden retriever here Oh Oh That's a Dean Koont stuff right now. Anyways Okay, so is there anything you guys want to talk about before we go that was it was fun It was fun. I know it didn't last very long, but I had a I had a I had a blast. I had fun so But if y'all want to talk about anything before we go we can hang out for another 15 minutes I'll put a timer on just in case Is all I got left to do it. Hey, what's up peck? How you doing? Yeah, you're you're way late. But uh, yeah, we're just we just really tested a couple games tonight See which ones are going to work. Sorry. This rubber band is tied in a knot and it's giving my I don't know. It's my ocd or what it's drive. I got it. I got it out of the knot y'all I got it out of the knot seeing any good movies lately. Uh, only old stuff We watched event horizon with chris. We watched shon of the dead. We watched hot fuzz. We're going to watch, uh end of the world tonight I'm trying to think of anything else. I'm really looking forward to watching the barbie movie I got it from uh, I bought it from red box for 399 Uh, but I haven't had a chance to watch it That's what I always say. I know it didn't last long, but I had a blast God damn it. You're all right. That's good peck Um, I am now over here again permanently. Uh, we're leaving twitch behind in the darkness Well, we'll send it. I will watch it. I promise Um, I also didn't get the uh, I haven't seen what here What was the other one you told me about here is blood or something I can't remember It was a fun experiment. It was um, I've been getting some vhs Just need a new vcr the one I got recently eight two tapes. So it's done for I I wanted to go. I have a couple of vhs tapes left over from the from my childhood That just happened didn't get destroyed during hurricane opal in 95 Um, I went down to the thrift store Looking for a vhs and not a single one of them was under 30 dollars I'm like, I'm not paying 30 dollars For that I can get a dbd player for 30 dollars here for blood That's more fun than good. Yeah, I figured I did watch the trailer I want to see late night with the devil. I do too. But isn't there some controversy going on with AI? Wasn't it like all AI written or something? I like the world's and world's end. That's it the world's end most out of the trilogy If I hadn't quit drinking I could have seen myself turning into gary king. It has been so so long since I've seen it Uh, do you like transgress? Oh, yeah most I knew chandler was coming up. I knew chandler was coming up Uh thigh gap See the the problem with chandler is chandler Was not happy about the review. I gave Uh, whatever that his necrophilia baby cannibal book was Uh, he wasn't dead inside. He wasn't too Drilled with that. So I I don't think I'll be consuming any more of his of his stuff Uh, let's see here. Yeah, I'ma hit up a flea market in the morning and look they're bound to be expensive But if you do find them cheap Let a boy know let let your boy know I did see the menu. I loved loved that movie. Yeah, it's got uh, what's his name? uh Ralph finds is that right Ralph finds Now the AI stuff was minimal and only used in some promotional art apparently. Oh, okay Um, I do want to see it even if it was all written or whatever by AI I still want to see it Because it looks That shit crazy Yeah, I really liked the menu. I really liked the menu. That was a really good movie. Uh, the ending just fucking nailed it for me Um, I saw a video video about it, but I did not watch it Which one uh the uh The late night with the devil. I also want to I also want to see the mother I want to see that one too. There's a bunch of movies out that I want to see. I want to see long legs I forgot which one of you told me about long legs, but I'm definitely going to be watching long legs Yeah, we're supposed to go see kung fu panda 4 and we're supposed to go see the new ghost busters But finding the time when all of us are off and all of us feel like going and sitting through a two hour movie It's just it's been impossible lately Stop motion Oh, you saw the video about the AI and late and I got you. Okay Mirror cats are cute, but smell weird Oh, yeah, the picture you sent me I was like, wait a second mirror cats in kung fu panda. That doesn't make any sense There might be I think that's how I found your channel. Sorry. Oh, you're fine. I don't have any beef with the guy But his the publisher Blocked me and then he blocked me and then people sent me screenshots of some of the shit that he was saying Uh, like how does this guy call himself a horror fan? I'm not a horror fan That's not what I do. I like horror But I'm not a horror fan. I am and what I mean by that is let me defend myself I do not watch horror movies for the horror I watch horror movies when they have something else to say And I could not pinpoint in dead inside What he was trying to say because if he was trying to say that even outcasts can find love Kind of lost the message for me and that's the only thing anybody has ever told me about how deep that book is and I'm like I just no I I anyways, but yeah But uh, uh bad interaction can leave a bad taste in your mouth. Yeah, definitely I just don't have any Care to to you know, and I I guess another thing is they were probably mad because they sent me a free audiobook Um, and I was like, hey, this looks great. It's a it's I thought it was a great idea and then it just became It's funny because as as horrifying and brutal and disgusting and disturbing As it was it was also really predictable Um, like you knew as soon as he met that one dude, you know what I'm talking about As soon as he met that one dude that he was that person, you know that he was the twist you know Um, but he's moving away from shock splatter. I hope so because he's a great writer. He really is a good writer Um, so I wish him nothing but the best Honestly, hey, shon. How you doing? I am doing good. Uh, if you have not seen if you Delete your twitch sub come over here. You don't have to come over here with the membership But if you would I ain't gonna fight you Anyways, but yeah, we're we're leaving twitch behind coming back Yeah, he's pretty and it was funny because all the rest of the book was like nothing else I had ever read like it it was very very brutal and disturbing and whatnot I don't think he deserves to be labeled Uh anywhere near Chuck pollinic, but a lot of people are um, and It just it was really formulaic hermit. Um, and it's like he really Focused on the shock value and forgot to entertain people But that's my two cents. Anyhow Right, like I said, I ain't got nothing bad about the guy and I might read something else from him as long as it's not just Shock value for shock value sake. I guess I don't know I want to see Abigail too with the teenie. Oh, that one looks so good peck That one looks really good. Sorry. I just somehow I missed your comment But I I try to go back up because I know I miss him stop motion. I'm looking forward to that one Um, I've seen the the previous for it on tiktok I don't know. I never actually read dead inside because the premise is so gross. Yeah, um But there's there's a scene in there where the guy bumps into a character And that character becomes a An important part of the story at the very end like the very last page And I saw it come in the entire time. It just it fits so perfectly I was like and like hailey said that for me. That's a right turn If it is the very first thing your reader thinks of when they are introduced to a character Don't do that Don't do the obvious make that left turn and get it might be harder To put things it might be more difficult to make a left turn across traffic But people will remember it people will remember it I can't even really remember any of the shocking or gory stuff I mean, I do know how it ended because once again, that was rather predictable for where we were going Uh, but Yeah, anyways, it's whatever left turns only. I don't yeah. Yeah never mind. I already read that Left turns suck in real life. Yes. They do. I completely agree here in the u.s. And it would yeah Because uh, no wait a second A left turn in like the uk would be like a right turn here, wouldn't it? It's like I know You know drive on the opposite side So if you're over here and you make a left. Yeah, you make a left into the left lane. So yeah, it's just like a right turn here Yeah And if you were here at the beginning of the stream The hat that this dude was wearing when he asked me for money It's actually an 89 dollar hat If he bought it brand new But yeah, it's like bro. I can't afford supreme and you're out here buying supreme on panhandle money. God damn brah Actually, I know exactly what happened with the two teenagers It's the same kind of stupid shit. I used to do when I was younger You know, you'd have a full pack of cigarettes in your pocket and you'd ask somebody for a cigarette So you didn't waste yours Or you know, you you got money But you don't want to spend your money because you you know, you want to buy this other thing So you ask somebody else for money that kind of thing We contemplating turns while No, it's uh, it's it's how I talk about uh being Unpredictable in your writing or your fiction your storytelling Um, I call it left turns only and if I were to write a a book on writing I would call it left turns only Um, like if you have a setup where the perfect example is um Shit, I can't I can't remember what book it is. It was one that I was sent for review and the very first line was um My first body was such and such and then he goes on to describe the scene And just right off the bat. It said my first body was this and then you find out that he's a cop But of course, he's also the killer at the end of the story So right at the very first line, I knew who the killer was the very first line I knew okay, so the narrator is the killer My first body was because it's it's just that's what I would do That's what I would expect everyone to do to set up that kind of twist at the end It's just it's old and played out and whatnot that the narrator is actually the killer I feel anyway, sometimes it can be a great surprise, but in this one it wasn't Oh, no, no, I get that cool. Um, I am guessing if the whole thing is gory or shock It stops being shocking which goes against the point exactly because you're just making right turns. You're going for the expected Need something to ground us Uh, so those shock moments hit and feel real or it's just slapstick Exactly a perfect example of that is the telephone pole in hereditary It's like you're just tooling along you don't you you do not there nothing in that movie prepares you for the telephone pole scene Not a fucking thing prepares you for that scene and that Is the kind of storytelling I like Uh, there's so much low rated horror that it's actually Exciting having too well received horror movies out Now. Oh, yeah immaculate not not the mother immaculate and late night with the devil. Yeah I'm looking forward to both of them Uh, but then we talking about making turns and oh, okay. I got you. I got you Uh My lord that film. Yeah, sometimes people like predictability. It can do right. Yeah. Um, I call that comfort food You know, I got I have a fucking e saying for everything Uh, but yeah, it's it And that's okay. It's completely okay. I read it 18 times before I finally stopped rereading it I understand the draw of comfort food and I understand that we You know, but eating a shit ton of comfort food is not good for you So have some lessons have some have some left turns or whatever that mixed metaphor doesn't really work, but you got Um immaculate was so good. Awesome. Brian. Uh best horror movie ever hereditary It is it and that movie that movie is all left turns, but you know from the get go From everything serves the ending of that that movie Everything from the very first scene all the way to the end everything in there serves the ending You got the people hiding in the shadows. You got all that stuff. All of it makes sense when you get to the end But because they take left turns it takes longer to get there because they're going through traffic, you know Uh once a year you read Frankenstein once a year. Yeah, I knew that. Um It's been eight times so far. Oh hell. Yeah, man It's the same thing with it. I could open up it right now And start rereading it But I had to stop myself because I wanted to read other new stuff and I Felt like I understood every line of that book after that many times A horror movie. I really liked recently was Tigers are not afraid. Yeah, I know I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah uh I have not watched it, but yeah, I'm interested and it's in my watch. Uh Oh, I gotta watch bow is afraid too. I still have to watch that You need to watch a reddit. Yes, you do peck that that Oh my god, that movie is amazing A horror movie. I really like yeah, I already read that. Sorry. Ari Aster is so good with background stuff. I agree. Yeah I I always have to watch his stuff two or three times I have to with horror to be honest. I like art house stuff like superior Suspiria martyrs and some heart string stuff like the oh, yeah, price Oh, that's so good. Everything you mentioned is so good Yeah, maybe I'll stop rereading it every year eventually maybe who yeah, who cares do do it do what you want, right? I mean, I'm glad you're still enjoying the book All right guys, I I gotta go. I promise to peace but this is fun. I love this Uh, let's see here tomorrow stream is just going to be a hangout and chat So we can continue our our horror discussion and book discussion and all that stuff tomorrow And then on sunday, I'm going to be off So tomorrow we're going to get started about one or two o'clock something like that And then we're going to go all the way up until I have to take dan to work at six So we'll be done about five five thirty You're welcome. Hayley. Thank you for staying up. Thank you for staying up with me. I appreciate you Have a good night peck. Uh by brian by tie by brice Um zoop if you're still here since I forgot you last time fuck off Anyways, yeah, y'all have a good night, but until next time. I have any you've been you this has been another game night And I'll talk to you guys later. Bye. Bye