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Just kind of went away and it's a bit upsetting and we'll bring my fish. That's very important. If I've learned anything from the Sims, a bad puffer fish can go a long way in killing a lot of people. Oh my fecking god okay this is a lot of people but I think most of these NPCs like the ones that aren't showing up on the map they don't stick around. If things go south I can test it. Yeah they're kind of freaking out. It looks like the jig is up I'm afraid. There's so many people around me. Sorry I know I was getting shot at but I just hate photographs. No I'd rather replay that. I don't really want to start by nading the crowd. What is this? A didgeridoo? What a fantastic weapon thank you. I'm starting to think I don't know how to play the didgeridoo. He's still playing. He's so good. You can already imagine the intro to CSI Miami. This didgeridoo just became a didgeridot. I think they're gonna start suspecting me as I'm the only person running around with a didgeridoo. What are you doing down there? And nothing you want to hear a song? Oh god it went right over his head unfortunately not his style of music. I'm killing him in front of the whole crowd over here. You can't be here. Wait how do they know I'm here? They can't see me through this wall can they? It's just chasing him with the fish. He refuses to engage. What in the world did that person ever do to you to deserve that? I don't know. I don't know what you have to do to someone to deserve a slap of a fish. I have to go back and snap all their necks one by one because I keep hitting them with fish. He draws the gun but does nothing. It's like can I shoot? I mean he's literally holding a fish. This won't look good in the news. There you are. You just don't know what to do do you? I don't really blame you. I'm not even killing him. I'm just following him around and killing the people he runs to. Go on, lead me to another person. My partner in crime. Thank you very much. This guy's good. Come on Lassie what's wrong? Why are you crying? Bring me to the trouble. This is like someone's worst nightmare. A killer clown following you but he refuses to do anything. He's just staring at you. You can't just knock people out. Now he's just trying to tell me off. Oh no I think I knocked out my friend. No don't get them back up. Oh it's just giving me extra kills. See this is why I need to snap your necks. I wonder if I can bring my friend back out and get him revived to torture him even more. Someone help me feel with this asshole. No no no don't call me that. That's a big mistake. Look go over there. Don't revive him for feck's sake. Oh god you're dead. Oh yeah I forgot you can't revive him. Okay he's got a guard. Hopefully the guard will go out and find my friend. Thank you for your service. Central come in. This is Papa Bear. Situation is clear. Your code name is Papa Bear and you're saying the situation is clear. I think Papa Bear is in denial. Why is no one helping him? This isn't fair. He's my friend and I just want him back. I see movement. He's awake. He's really awake. Thank you so much. He's like oh no. I've seen so many people with fish max everywhere. All right good. You need to go. Oh no they're all running wild. Come back. Race is entering its final lap. I haven't really been paying attention to the race I'm afraid. Hey buddy. He's forgotten about me somehow. He's actively repressing this whole ordeal. Okay I think everyone underground is dead. I did lose my friend so I think he actually left the underground. I don't know where he went. I might have to put him down. He's not as good as a sniffer dog as he used to be and I might disguise myself because I think if he recognizes me he won't come out and to think this all started from hearing a didgeridoo and getting slightly triggered. How can you not hear that? For the amount of people I've killed the party is still going on. Everyone's very calm about the whole ordeal. I think I need to cause a bit of a ruckus so these other NPCs can skidaddle. Why am I suddenly talking like I'm 80 years old? Someone from my own species handing me in. Are you serious? I could just kind of wave at me. Kind of like a me next me next situation. Oh there's my friend I found you. Oh shit. Oh god. No no no I mean shot hat. What have I done to deserve this? The game's telling me to reload but I don't know how. I don't use guns. I use fish. I don't run. Come on my fish will get you no matter where you go. My friend is still just watching me over there. He's like come on I'll lead you to the next people. It's got to sound like she was about to give me a stern talking to. I guess no one's tried it yet. It was worth a shot. Come on buddy it's me. Look I'm not a clown anymore. Well I'm still a clown I'm just not wearing a clown outfit. Wait friends don't say to friends screw you. You don't like me at all. You're just using me so that I kill all of your enemies. Please. I appreciate that he started crying when he realized we weren't going to be friends anymore though. Who would win? One shotgun or one fish? Fish when it's close quarters. Actually I think just fish overall. It's just a more versatile weapon god damn it. Wait how didn't you die from that? Oh my god the fish is better than guns. Wait I need help. You need help? Well I can give you a hand. Wait come back I didn't get to finish my joke. It's because I'm holding like one of your little robot hand things. Look see it's funny. There's this man doing stuff that is. I'm still making terrifying for her but you know what they say snitches get stitches. Oh my god my whole reflection scared me. I was looking at the map okay. God this thing is accurate. This is great. I don't think a doctor is going to help that. I think I should try and spook the crowd because I need them to kind of leave so I can continue my experiment. Come on that's gotta do it. Yeah look at them all filtering out of there. Okay now that they've seen that mechanic firing into the crowd I am a bit of a scientist to myself. God that's a lot of people maybe I can throw a frag grenade at them. Okay good that's perfect. You didn't see nothing come here. It was a science experiment. Hello HR. He's calling HR. We have a bit of a workplace incident. A frag grenade has gone off in the lobby and most of my colleagues that I liked are dead. That poor guy he got throat punched. I'm clearing out this place pretty quick. This is going much better than expected to be honest. Security doing a bang up job I must say. Oh god I'm actually getting shot at for a change. Oh wait I didn't kill him. Okay you actually did an okay job compared to all your colleagues. I was gonna throw a fish at him and I didn't realize that I already killed this guy from the balcony earlier. He just looks so natural. And off you go. I don't want anyone to find the body or anything. There we go perfect hiding place. They're probably all dead too. Sorry buddy most people inside are gone. Oh thank god you're here. They're always so slow to draw. I gotta start picking up their guns though because I'm running out of bullets really quick. Drug war escalation in Colombia. I can't wait for my headline it's gonna be like something fishy down at the racetrack. Oh my god all the body bags. Someone got this far and just gave up on the stairs. They're like no man this is too hard. No I was trying to silently pacify him. Apparently it doesn't matter. These people seem oblivious. I like that some people just linger like she was just sitting on a bench there in front of all these dead bodies. Does not care. Okay I think everyone on this side of the building is dead both inside and outside. So I've got to get to the party side of the map where the real fun begins. Oh an engineer that's useful. The scientist has been seen shooting into crowds so it's no harm to swap these guys. Although holding this assault rifle probably won't do me any favors. Oh there's one of my targets. Yeah I know I don't really want to kill him. Thank you sir you go about your day. Oh I'm even killing the fish. Oh well just more weapons for me. Oh my god they're just stockpiling him. Maybe that's why they've abandoned them. They don't know where to bring them anymore. I'm very curious what the target AI will do when everyone else is dead because like they won't have anyone to interact with. Will they just panic for the remainder of the mission or what will they do? Can we confirm the location is secure? Probably not. You just took him here a second ago and everyone around him died. Nice to meet you again sir. It's a pleasure as always. Any one of them could have been the killer. Oh my god look at all these people. This is slightly terrifying. This isn't how Hitman is meant to be played. There's armed guards in the background just wandering around like he must be here somewhere. Oh I found the piss. Yay I've been looking for you for a while. Oh god damn it they got me. All right maybe being that reckless wasn't a good idea. I think this pair of them amp will be easier to find people but a lot harder to kill because they're all just huddled up. I think that must be my hundred kill or something because the celebration went off. I think I get a prize now. Can you all stop staring at me while I kill people? It's making me a little bit uncomfortable. Really? You're gonna do this now? Fine. Go on get get out of here. I don't love you anymore. You're free. Go on. Oh my target's in here. Hello target. Don't worry that's just a term of endearment. I'm not actually targeting you. Oh god I think Krusty the clown is in here. It's making a lot easier to pick people off in the crowds now that the crowds are gone. Oh no I just realized I'm trespassing. I'm such a monster. I should get out of here. Oh no a body found. Oh that chick is up boys. You know I don't know why we're all so scared of AI. I think I can take it. I've taken on like 300 AIs already and I'm winning. Their AI doesn't even know what to do. It's just like no matter where you go you're gonna die. Just gather here. I think you might be needed elsewhere. You're not really doing your job. You're getting put down. Every now and again a guard will shop and I'm just like what were you doing this whole time? Who were you guarding? Nope. I almost pulled the gun at myself again. I can help you. I'm a doctor. Well you're not hurt anymore. If I was an NPC I'd hide at the top of this tower. It's in the middle of nowhere and I feel like you could be missed if you were up here. Aha there's two of them up here. What you doing huh? I'm so good at hide and seek. I like how it's just searching above my map like there's anyone left to search for me. I'm pretty sure it's just me searching for them at this point. Them being a handful of civilians they're still left alive. How the hell did he open that door? Telekinesis? There's no one at the other side. I don't know where those cheers are coming from. I'm starting to think this isn't a live studio audience. Everyone out there is dead. Oh my god I finally found a lethal melee weapon. I was looking for one for ages. Hitting it with a fish and then having to snap their necks is not very efficient and almost starting to run dry. God it looks like a different place now. Fifty thousand people used to live here now to coach town. Hello everyone is dead. What happens now? This is so awkward. Just running after her but she's nowhere to go. No wonder she's a race car driver. She's obviously overcompensating because she's so slow at running. She's finding these bodies. Very good job out there well done. All right I think we've completed our mission. Everyone else is dead as far as I can see. I've taken a good wander on the map and I can't find anyone. I've just been following her now but I think we have to kill them because we want to find out what the stats are and how we did. So I'm very sorry I didn't want to kill you but it's just the game being stupid. She's like finally. I've just been watching you butcher people for like an hour. I think this should be his doom because it is fecking terrifying. These are the clown or probably the scariest ones. Has he come back to the aquarium? God you must love fish. He doesn't even mind. Oh you did see me. Okay you're good at hide and seek too. It's so weird walking around the map when there's just no one. He's too socially awkward for me to deal with. At least that kill was unnoticed though. Even in a body bag he's still playing. Now it's my turn to play the body bag. I want to learn how to play the body bag. Okay I've done a full lap of the map. I'm convinced everyone is dead. I can't find anyone else. I think that's a mission accomplished. Wait what? How do I not have keys after all the people I've killed? Oh may as well destroy the evidence. All right here's your fecking key. No let's get out of here. Good job. Wait what the shit is this? Oh wait I think I've seen this before actually. Hold up this is this is fantastic. Yes fly away to freedom. Fly away. Look at how gracefully he is. Kills an entire stadium of people and then just flies away. I think this might have just been a dream that Agent 47 had. Non-target kill penalty. Minus 1.7 million points which taking away from my what 60,000 points leaves me in the negative I'm afraid. I like how I got points for no bodies found by the way because there was no one left to find them. All right they don't actually tell you how much non-targets you've killed. I guess they don't want to be rewarding that or like well done you killed X amount but apparently you get 5,000 xp well minus 5,000 for each non-target kill so if I divide 1.7 million that's 340 people killed and what a day we had and then we just flew off into the sunset and were never heard or seen again. I thoroughly enjoyed that I hope you did too I got a lot of anger out of me I feel really at peace with the world right now. I really hope you enjoyed the video I appreciate you watching as always folks if you've any quirky little ideas for me to do whether it be this game or another do let me know because I like doing stuff like this that's just a bit different and not playing the game right and you know just messing around I like it so do let me know if you've any ideas either in the comments or tweet it at me that's the best way to get your message to me and my Twitter's in the description but other than that I guess I will talk to you next time and bye for now