 Kieran, are you going to train this year? Hi, my name's Ben, I'm down at the Wanderers training ground, and I'm going to be your sideline reporter for today. The coaches have just arrived, and I'm just going to ask what they've got planned for today. What plans have you got planned for today? I'm going to try to do a good training session. This season I've scored 72 goals, and last season I scored 125. Wow, you come straight in the first team, okay? Don't need the other teams, you come straight to us. The players are arriving and I'm really pumped to see what they're going to do in this training session. Why do you miss the penalty? Why do you have the thing down here? I can just see the goalkeepers doing some little fast steps and making their goal control better. I mean, their goal control, and I think they're doing very well. Are you going to train this year? Josh, how is the World Cup? How many games did you win in the World Cup? Well, does your wife do your hair in the morning? Does your wife do your hair? Does your wife do your hair? Does your wife do your hair? Do your hair? Do your hair? My wife every morning takes the command. Oh, you're my favourite player. I'm your trick, please. I've just been in a little bit of their training session and we played do this and you run around the pitch and if the coach says do this, you've got to do what he says, but if he says do that and you don't do it, you have to do push-ups. That's it for today, folks. All you're going to train is to make a scoring record and I don't think you can.