 Hello everyone and welcome to Hungry Shark Evolution! My god, it's been a while since we've recorded this game and today is a special occasion because not only are we recording, like I said, of course we're recording just for the evolution but there has been a new, bigger, better shock added to this game. So, last time we played it was Magma Jira which was a super evolution of Shah Jira. Super strong, a couple of other sharks got some evolutions as well, but now we have Behemoth. Behemoth dominates the sky by making meteors rain, the sea by lasering any enemy and the earth by bringing forth the Shah Apocalypse. So, I have no idea what the Shah Apocalypse is, all I can imagine is that a bunch of sharks appear. Everything dies. So, if we have a look at it, it has 700 base health rising from... Rising from contaminant waters is this, in quotations, shark. An irradiated mutation, a secret lab created weapon or a creature from another world. We'll never know, I assume, so it can also eat mutated islands and I'm assuming mutated of itself, unless they're just evil versions. So, we have just enough to unlock it, so here we go, it's the new Behemoth unlocked, so it is a kaiju. So it seems to have the same power as Shah Jira had, which is the laser beam, but of course, even more stuff. So, it also has a 900, oh my god, 900, that was just to unlock it. A baby called Baby Boris, Baby Boris, Baba Boris. So, we can also equip loads of other stuff to it, so we'll go to some pets, fireballs, fire breeds, assassinate, stuns enemies, protects from projectiles, I like that, I like the blast protect too. And you know what, I'll take the breeds fire, because that's not too bad either. Let's have a look at what hats we can put on it. We have to scroll all the way in, so we get something 20% on points, 20% on gold. Oh, we've got to have king kaiju, yes. Oh, we're giving it a mustache, oh, we have to go for the dapper, it's always the dapper's the best one. We're going to equip the shark vortex, which pretty much just sucks in everything towards us, so we'll definitely get that. As far as fin goes, we can give ourselves a jetpack, because I mean, why wouldn't you know what a jetpack? Unfortunately, we can't get anything on the bottom, like roller skates or fireworks, because money, samula. We can get the shark valance, shark valance, which basically gives us a zoom out, but I'm okay, zoom out's alright, but then for recording, it's so far away. It's like, oh, that's cool. Yeah, where is it? So we'll click play and test, so my high score is 914 friggin million. Oh, this is going to be interesting, right. So, uh, I forget how this goes, yeah, oh yeah, there we go, we got boost. We got the boost. Oh my god, my boost is so low! Oh, wait, can I level myself up? Or is it just a thing I get with, uh, with experience? I can't remember, because I have a shark world. I think you level up, but this might be just something that you get. Oh, there it is. Okay, so, my god, are we slow? I guess that gives, uh, credence to the behemoth of me, but I'm huge! I'm so old! Look at me, I hit gym day, completely skipped out on leg day. God, what did this game come to? Oh my god, what is that? Jesus! I ate crushed, crushed, crushed, or whatever it was. I think that was somebody else's shark. Right, okay, so we're about to use our radiation powers. Yes! So let's see what this does. Drive and move to boost? No, I don't! Oh, I have no idea what that did. Oh, look! Oh, look at him go! I like that, that's awesome! I love that they give some of these sharks their own unique on-land animation, especially when they look like they could be able to do something like that. Right, so what does this do? BOOM! Oh, did it make a portal? Oh! Oh, that's cool, so I guess in Gold Rush, that's when we have our... What's it called? Our laser beam, so when we do our radiation powers, we suck in everything! Near us, into a black hole? Oh my god, I've got a shark in me though. There we go! They're killing it all! Unicorn suit! Absolutely obliterated! Yee! Oh, no, no, no, no, no! No, no, this is without the zoom, by the way. Right, ready? Black hole! Oh, look at that! Oh god! There's the frog's attacking us again! Help! Oh my god! Oh, we survived! Fuxnarito or Fuxnarito? Oh, Nadu-to! Alright, we have to go to the guitar. Yes! Got to play a little bit of the guitar. See my eyes there! This is awesome! This game is so much fun, it really is! Oh, no! I mean, I have a jetpack, but... Ah! Oh god, a biplane! There we go! So we have 700 health base, and it doesn't have an evolution at the moment, but I don't know, maybe it will. Oh god, what was that? That was something big. Oh, that's another one of me! Woo! Wait, I feel like there's something here. Is there something this way? Oh, is this Crab Boss? Crab Boss is that way. I don't really care about Crab Boss. Crab Boss is rubbish! I mean, unless you get an achievement for it, which I think you do, because it gets harder each time. I'm okay. I saw something down here. Aha! A mini-me! Wait, why can't I eat him straight away? Annoying Hero 9! Mega kill! Oh, another one! He looks Russian! Oh, got another one! Guys, there's too many of you! Jesus, he didn't even have a name. I got like an overkill there. Sorry, mate. Oh, that sounded cool. Oh, look at the lanternfish! They've completely changed! Wow! So it's interesting because slowly things in this game change. So the seals change themselves as well, which is so weird. I was like, oh, okay, they were fine before. Black hole, I guess, to suck everything in. There we go. Yes! Yes, this is what I'm talking about. This is what I want. Yes! Insane kill! Oh, I wish you... I knew how long the gold rush was going to last for. There's a Moby! A Moby White Whale! You've always got to be careful about saying the thing, because you never know. Did I get it? Whoa! Mind control! I like Mind control Loch Ness Monster. Oh, he had a cool face. Can you choose your profile picture? That would be awesome if you could. I don't think you can, though. Oh, stop eating his rented treasure! One, two, three, four, one! God! Where's the White Whale? White Whale! In you go! 120 times! Oh, no! You know what? I guess this is free. You know what? I'll take it. This is free. This is free. Oh, well, I got a time safe for it. I guess that wasn't so bad. On to the Titanic. Jack, where are you? I'm near you. I'm near you. There's a biplane. Oh, yes, a little bit of King Kong here and there. Can't complain. What if I flew up into the air and did this to the stars? Oh! Oh, my God! That's sweet! So, when you're in the water, you summon a black hole. But when you're in the air... Ooh, you summon meteors. I don't know if that's better, though. Maybe if there's loads of stars to get. Maybe it's probably better. Oh, no, no, no, no. Give me the tuna. I want the tuna. I like to sing it about the moon and the tuna. I like to sing it. I like to sing it! I don't know the lyrics. God damn it. I don't get paid to sing. I wish I did, though. Come on! You can do it! You got wrists. Opposable thumbs. I can't get over that, though. You kind of get stuck to it. It's not like a normal shock where you just bounce around and you can jet pack away. When you're walking, that's pretty much all you can do. When you're walking, that's pretty much all you can do. Alright, let's just suck in everything here. Hey! Oh, it's so good! If only I wasn't stuck. You're kind of ashamed. So we're on 58 million. Hopefully this resets everything in the regular world. Oh, look! Yeah, Gemfish has changed, too! It is literally a gem with fins instead of, like, a green fish. You know what? I like to see that. Some changes. I like to see you. I like to see you. I kind of don't want to stay here, though. There's not too much. There's not too much. This used to be... Like, when Windows had this game, this was the best place to be, man. This was awesome. Now, like, I got my highest score ever. I think in any Hungry Shark game on the Microsoft version. I don't... I'm assuming that thing's no longer available. I think it was something to do with a glitch. There was, like, some sort of glitch where you swam out the water and I was just going backwards and forwards and I think everything is spawned in one big chunk instead of, like, spawning in different areas. So I would fly across from one end of the map, eat everything there, and then fly to the other end of the map and then everything would, uh, everything would have spawned there. They would all just get you in up again and put me into a roll brush. It was brilliant! But that was the old Arctic. Now, they've changed it to the Titanic now. I wonder why that was. Again, this game just slowly updates. It's... They don't make any news of it. They don't say anything. It just sort of happens. God, I'm so slow! Is there no way to level up if I missed it? Don't forget to do that. I need speed, man. I need to put things on me that give me stamina. Oh, God. Oh, I'm gonna die before my time runs out. I need sustenance! I need food. Although, I'm just so slow. And the amount of food here is just so little. Microscopic one could say. I mean, yeah. I find the penguins. The penguins give me, like, a second. Uh, yeah, that's a penguin. And there's a penguin. And there's a penguin. I eat all the penguins. More penguins. Yes! Oh, excuse me. There's too many penguins. I don't think... No, I don't get any time for eating peeps, unfortunately. Black hole. Up we go. There we go. Chucking it up. Yes! There it is, boy! Yes! Yes! Points! All the points. Oh, we're on a hundred and seven. A hundred and seventy-five now. Heck, yeah. I didn't even know what that... I did. I think that was just, like, destroying all the stars with, uh, a hundred times bonus. Wow! We are almost halfway to our biggest score ever. World record! Can I get a... Yes! Oh, my God. It's beautiful. I love having a soundboard. It makes editing a little bit easier. I don't have to put an MLG's anymore. I should probably... Oh, come on! You didn't get sucked into the black hole. Why not? That's ludicrous. That's not fair. I've got twelve something. I don't know what that twelve is at the side, but, uh, you know what it is. I'm just gonna jump out. I'm gonna jump out. We're gonna destroy some stars. Oh, yes. I'll take it. Uh, we are not doing very hot with this one, are we? No. We didn't do very well there at all. Oh, no, no, no. Have we got a high s... Have we got loads of points here? Cause I always feel like it's slow and I don't get anything. So, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I just don't realize it, but actually this is a really good place. You're only going at once a day. I think it has a time limit. Unless you buy tickets. I think that's it. You know what? I just want to die. Just, just let me... No! Let me die! Hehehehe. Fine, fine. Oh, a level two! I think we'll be slightly faster here. Survival bonus increased. Oh, yes. Eat about three dozen penguins. No, no, no, no. Get me straight at times eight. That's good. That's good. I like that. I don't know if I should do it outside. I should save that for when I get gold rush and then do it outside. Hmm, I should do my business outside. Like a doggy. Hehehehe. Where's the dogfish in this game? Have they made a dogfish? I honestly don't know. Well, anyway, I'm going to fly up here. I'm going to get my stamp. Where's the biplane? No turn to get the biplane. No! Dammit! The biplane will come and get me though. Wah! And I'm getting points free because I got hate and it kind of sucks. But we are level two. Come on. Frozen food. Best place to keep all your food is here in the Antarctic. At Arctic. Yes. I want to do, I want to do meteors. Hold on. Hold on. Let me get to the surface. Get to the surface and we shall summon the god, the power of the gods. Ah! Yes! Look at it! I want you all to look at it! Hey! Not bad. Not bad. Not bad, I suppose. We're doing pretty good. Pretty decent. Yes! Look at all the points and another gem! Woohoo! I so didn't spend like 45 quid in this game just to unlock this shark. Yeah, no, I definitely didn't do that. No! I don't know. I think... Oh, is that a huge penguin? King penguin! Whoa! That is an actual penguin. But it's actually smaller than a regular. Oh, look he's got eyeballs! I like that. Looks smaller than an emperor penguin, right? King penguin. I mean, king smaller than an emperor, I suppose. What happened to the presidential penguin? Or the sorcerer penguin? I'm trying to think of other states of president... Prime minister penguin. Yes! You'd have to look ridiculous. Prime minister penguin. Not that we're ever going to find another species, are we? Black hole! I sucked in, like, two penguins. Woohoo! Yeah, we're almost done here. Our time is nigh! Our time has come! And bye bye everybody! Hello! Oh, look, I've made it yellow! Never eat the yellow water. Alright, here we go. Here we go. Robot shark! Come on, robot! Yes! Yes! I've failed so much! If only turning in this game was, like, easier. I would love it! Be brilliant! Oh, no, no, no, no. Gotta have the Wilhelm scream. Imagine if one day somebody's just like, you know what I'm going to do? I'm just going to copyright the Wilhelm scream so that everyone that's ever used it has to owe me, like, two million dollary dues. Alright, I'm going outside! I'm flying with our wings! Meteors! Yes! Kill everything! Yes, meteors are the way to go, man. I think you get everything in the water, too. It's beautiful! I love it! I haven't even been over here! Look at the carnage I'm causing! Look at all this, man! It's amazing! Yum, yum! I'm hungry for meteors! Oh, I didn't get out of the water. I didn't have enough staff! So we're on 246 now, and I feel like we've just been here for two seconds. So, yeah. I think I'm right. I think I'm right in this just giving you way more this map than the Antarctic. I don't know. Maybe I got some amazing, like, superpower. Well, we've got to go collect the collectibles, right? Big Kraken? Yep, get sucked in. There we go. Like, flush down the toilet! Like, I turned down the toilet! Wait, did I get it? I don't even know how to get these collectibles, man. I'm just going to be destroying everything. Hey! Black Hole! I like it. Oh, I like the anglerfish. Oh, look! An Alan-y thing! Oh, KB Bass is still here! Sweet! Did I get it? I thought I did. I thought I vaporized the collectible. If that's a thing I can do. In one second it was there, and next minute it wasn't. So I'm assuming I vaporized it. Slowly? Slowly just eat all the fishes. This is a relaxing part of the game. Play Echo the Dolphin music. Oh, sorry. Die, die, docs. Oh, what's that? Black Hole theme. Power! Yes! I like having power. Why did that not blow up? Why did that not blow up? Plum and helicopter can survive whatever atomic breath I've got, apparently. No, you don't. Yes! This is 300... Oh my God, we are... Wait, oh God, don't crash the game now. Hey, hey, hey! Hold your horses! Meteors! Oh, well that didn't last long, did it? Well, at least we destroyed some buildings. I like how they put up perfectly destructible buildings for me. It's really nice of them, really. I like it. I do. Bam! Oh. Oh, I like fish. Um, yum, yum, yum. Can I eat you first before you bite me? Thank you. Oh, that... Well, that guy almost didn't. Go on. Destroy all the jellyfish. All the jellies. Yes. Whatever that was, that was like an atomic-y one. Put you onto a Holy Hole, except for you, who apparently I don't. Yep, there you go. Oh, got the moon. Yeah, they don't go... They just sort of... I wonder if I actually destroy them instead of collecting them when I do that. I wish my laser had a longer stretch. Maybe I have 23 dead fishies, apparently. I don't know what a dead fish is. I think it's for a mission. I need to... It's probably dead players, actually. I probably killed 23 players, because it did not go up when I was in there. I was in the Antarctic, because I don't think they spawn there. Look, these are big tuner. Big, big tuner. So when I kill this guy, does it go to 24? Oh, I've cracked the code. Cracked the code. Brilliant. It is. Wow! There it is. Everything dies. Bam! You may screech, but you will die. Make as much noise as you want. Look at this, the garnish. Oh, that's the island again. Minions! Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. I don't even know if that does a whole lot, but, uh, well, I've done it. Hehehehe. You know, we need to take the underwater route now. That's what we need to do. Let's go down below to the bottom of the sea. I'm still only level 2, mind you. I don't know how this is happening. Yes, I fight you. Yes, I win! Right, now we need to fight the other one. Where is he? There he is. Yes, yes, don't you bite me. You will kill me if you bite me. So don't do that. Hehehehe. Oh, here we go. Right, we're about to go. We're about to be in Gold Rush. It's somewhere here. Where's that Pikmin? There's a Pikmin here somewhere. Well, it's like the first ever game. That's Gold's first ever game. It's wrong. There, there it is! Woo! Right, okay, I'm going to have to do this. Although I didn't get much. Oh, yes. Oh, jellyfish! No! Jellyfish! No! You know what? One diamond. Diamond. Why not? Why not? We're almost there. We're almost into Gold Rush. We'll go this way. Oh, here we go. Yes! Speed! So, you know, I've got plenty of gems in this game or this life. So, you know, using one of them for an extra, you know. Oh, hahaha! Beautiful! Yeah, love to see it. Although my health is going down so quick. Oh, could you get in the black hole please? Thank you! Tell you what, this shark vortex really helps. I need to stay at the surface where there's like a lot of stuff to eat. That's where, that's where I need to be. Oh, there were the oceans! Oh, so blue! Who said you weren't going to get a sink? Who said you weren't going to get a sink? There's the Kraken! Yes! And you, come here! Don't you run away from me! Black hole it. Oh, never mind. Whatever. Whatever. But okay. I don't need it. I don't need it. Da-da-da-da-da! There's one speelekutlububu whatever your name is. I'll take it. Right, we're on 386 freaky million! And we're only a level two by Joe! God! Gordon's alive! Yes! Right, if I did this and then did that I would, oh, 404 million! We must be so close! Right, there's the teddy bear. Right, now I might die here because that teddy, that teddy could have killed us. Oh God, I need, I need, I need sustenance. Yes! Yes, the Kraken! Yes, and more stuff! Yes! Can I eat him? Yes! Beautiful! Now, if only you went in the way. Ah, come on! Well, that wasn't so freaking slow! Come on, come on, eat him! Eat him! Eat him! Yes! Oh, I might be dead. I might be dead. No, I need to beat my high score, man. I need to beat my high score. Yes, there it is. Okay, get me out of here. Get me a good score. Get me out of here. I need, I need to go backwards. I need to fly. I need to fly backwards. Here we go. There's everything. Ho-ho-ho! The points! Yes! If only something could stave off my insatiable appetite. Oh God. Oh, does that it? Did I beat my high score? I know it's a roundabout this score, though. I know it is. Alright, come on. Come on, just keep eating stuff. Eat stuff. Where is everything? There, oh, dammit, I wasted it. I was about to suck him in because I didn't know whether it was whether they'd be able to kill him or not. Oh, yeah, people. People's good! Yes! We ain't been this way before. Yeah, shark vortex. Oh my God, you saved me. Yes! Fine, I just need another gold rush. I need another gold. There it is. There it is! That's what I'm talking about. Let's go. 420 odd Whaaaaa! Yes! 442 million! Oh, we're doing so good here. Alright, stop biting his crushed creature. Oh, God. We got another one. Oh, my throat is really giving me a drip, isn't it? Wait, what? Why am I back here again? Why do I want to be here? I mean, I'll take it, I guess. Is that a glitch? Yeah, black hole. Oh, I'm gone. I died so quickly. Oh, my God. 457 million. And we're only level 2. So, we need things that reduce my hunger. And we need things that increase my stamina because my stamina is awful. But this creature, man, this shark? Good Lord. Oh, he thinks he can swim away? Shark boy! He doesn't get away, though. Right. There you go. 429 million. Yes! That's more than I've had of anything. Including pips. Come here, you! Yes, another one. Oh, God, can we get half a billion? Half a billion. Please, in scourage. That'd be so cool. Woohoo! Oh, come on, half a billion. We can do it. We can do it. I need food, though. I need food. That's what I need. I need food. Jellyfish don't give me food. Bloodfish do. Bloodfish give me a fair bit of food. Seals, kind of. Yes, things. Sharkies. Oh, you do? Yes! Oh, this is it. We're going to do it. We're going to do it. We're going to get over half a billion. Surely. Surely, right? Surely. Surely, we can do it. Surely, we're going to get over half a billion. Yes! 523 million. Yes. So the shark vortex is a good way of either staying alive or trying to get into another gold rush. At least that's what I seem to use it for. Go on, vacuum up. Oh, where do you think you're going, buddy? To the shark covenant? I don't think so. Yes. Alright, go on, crabs. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. And a diver. And more stuff. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, I'm level three now, though. We're level three, guys! Blobs! Yes! Gotta love the blobs. Oh, he was terrified. And rightly so. Rightly so. We should be into gold rush with this. Oh, we didn't kill him? Come back here. That's better. 522. So we need to go somewhere and then just do this. Bo-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Yes, although it was only on times eight there. So I didn't do too well. Fight the current! Fight the current! I need turtles! I need turtles, dammit! No, come on. Come on, get him while we're in times eight. Yes! It's stamina, that's my problem. My health goes down too quick. Come on, things. Things! Where are you? Oh, there's a thing. There's a thing coming up. No, no, not you. I'm protected from you. Yes! Yes! High school! Let's go, son! Oh, yes! I don't even know if that's better, but I'm doing it. I'm just thinking if we get all the stars with 120 times fun, surely it's going to give us a lot, right? You would have thought so. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. The highest score I've ever had is like this, what we've got right now. That's crazy. Right, suck it all in. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum! Yes! I don't know if I want to go this way, though. I don't know if I want to go this way because I will die. So I want to go low now. Let's go low, low, low, low! Yes! Let's eat him! Eat him! Come on, yes! Suck them all in! Yes! Come on, another gold rush! Yay! Not even the fabled Kraken can kill me. Look at the frames. Five frames a second. There's just so much carnage. Oh, God, please don't break. Thank you, game. And we're on to another gold rush. Look at this! This is beautiful. No, we're not going in there. We're not going in there. We're getting 600 million points here. That's what we're doing. Oh, shark vortex. Thank you. Everyone got sucked in. Yes! Points! If we got 20% extra points, that would be 120 million points. So I'd be on 720... Oh! Jesus! That'll do. That'll do. That's my highest score we've ever gotten, I think. Oh, level three. All those top killed invaders. I don't even know what those are. 1-0. So if we click next where we have to watch a video, please don't. I might be just taking 76,000. Yes! But I'm sure that was my highest score. I don't think it told me. Want us to let you know when to play daily? No, thank you. I'm sure that was my highest score, right? Hold on. I'm going to jump back in. What? My highest score is 940 million? Oh, never mind. Well, anyway guys, what we'll do, we need to level this guy up. If we can get it to level 10, we could be the highest score. Damn! Almost one billion points, though. How to do that? Well, anyways, we'll join it, leave a like. Until next time, I'll see you cutie later. Oh, bye-bye.