 Can you say something nice about the Chiefs? Oh, no. Their barbecue sauce is good. They like to eat them every time? Exactly. So that's nice. The home is a magician, but his ankles hurt, so we're good. Oh, come on! Pat Mahomes is really good when he's healthy. Pat Mahomes is a f***ing stud. But he can't beat Joe Burrow, so it doesn't matter. They've done a good job keeping Jack's mom quiet this year. Andy Reed looks like he'd be a good grandpa. Travis Kelty is a hot mother-effort. I love the city of Kansas City. The barbecue is amazing. It's the friendliest people I've lived there for a year while at Fort Leavenworth in the Army. However, Chiefs