 The 50 meter world record got obliterated by Juo Ying Chang in the Paris swimming games and look at his strategy. Everyone else is splashing. He's just still as can be. His legs are motoring. His head looks like a water balloon that hasn't burst yet but is about to burst. His torso has got to be as strong as ever. Headfirst into the wall, broke the record, finished under 30 seconds. The record for people with arms is 21 seconds. Incredible. You missed that. You did not watch it and this is everything you missed that you never planned on watching it. Ozzy football. We're back. Collingwood and Adelaide are facing off. Both are atop the table. If Adelaide wins, they will be tied for first. They are winning by three but the Magpies are the comeback team. They've won 12 of their last 16 games where they're trailing after the third quarter and that is a hell of a mark taken by Jamie Elliott. And I find it interesting that American brains would look at this and think that the feet have to be in bounds because that's how U.S. football works. Gridiron. But it's more like soccer where it's just the ball and I tweeted out about, you know, this catch. What matters? Does the foot have to come down like U.S. football? And they're like, no, it's kind of just, does he control the ball before all of the ball is over the line? I mean, so that's a fair catch. Because if you look back over here, this dude is running around with the ball but keeping the ball in bounds while his feet are out of bounds much like soccer. So that kind of interested me because it's different than what I'm used to, which made it stand out. Anyway, so because he catches that, takes the mark. Now he has a free kick from where he caught it. And it's kind of a tough angle. But if he makes it, they take the lead with three minutes to go miss shank it. Ah, oh, the kids are heckling. He does not care splits the uprights takes a lead turns around heckles back. Oh, they flip them the bird because they're upset and the pies win it. Both these teams lost their next game, but they're probably going to meet up because they're both very good. We had a 10 cup moment in the European Open and disc golf. Anthony Borella here looking real awesome. Love the outfit. He's currently in first place on the 16th hole for the tournament. He's having a hell of a year. He's 12th in the US. He's got 11 top 10 finishes, six top five, but he overshoots the island on his first throw and his second throw. So he needs to land it in that circle of hay bales and the fencing throws his third throw deep again, cannot get it to come down and sit in the island turns around and just grabs a bag. Macbeth caddying for him and Macbeth just announced that he's having a baby. Congrats to Paul Macbeth. Congrats to Paul Macbeth. Anyway, so he lines it up. It's now his fourth throw. I'm going to get it in that damn island. I'm going on vacation. No, deep again, misses again. Uh-oh. Fifth throw and is he gonna, is it get down, get down? Come on, please get down. No, deep again. Sixth throw. Please get down. Please. No, deep again. Hand me another. I got it. Never fear. Seventh throw. Surely this one is it. And it is. Yeah, it is. Yay. All right. So we got on the island, but yeah, kind of a disastrous hole for him. He does finish strong. He makes the putt and then he had a nice Instagram post about how he always wanted to play there. He put himself in a bad spot. He's going to come back and do even better. He's having a good year. He's ranked really well. You know, it's not a failing moment. It's a learning moment. Go get him, Barela. And oh my God, we're back to the indoor football league. Eastern Conference Championship. The Frisco fighters are up on the storm 44-37 with 40 seconds left, but they are driving. Now, I'm super interested in football formations when you can have wide receivers in motion. If you see the very top of your screen, that receiver, they're playing like press on him, defenders right up in his face, and they use that to their advantage. The two wide receivers go in motion. They kind of crisscross and then they hand it off to 41. And he's just going to run right behind the wide receiver who is being covered tightly, who makes the gap, and they get easy yards. Seems like just do that all the time. Seems like defense is really hard because this time they run similar, but the quarterback keeps it and he runs into his own guy. Otherwise, he would have been a little more home free. The storm are storming down. Oh, West Indies cricket fan in the house. Darren Sammy, what up? What's that guy doing? He likes fringe sports like me. That guy better watch this show. Touchdown. Touchdown storm. Touchdown by the storm. All the Dallas Cowboys slash Frisco fighter fans are upset. They have to go for two rolls right little jump throw. Looks like he has him open, but then he kind of didn't. It was a real tight catch. Catches it. The storm when they are your East. Look at that sad Cowboys fan with the mullet and the belt on. I got dressed up for this. Shit. They are the Eastern Conference champions. The Frisco fighters are not the Eastern Conference champions. That's the indoor football league. And now finally, the secret and hushed about women's world. Watch the passing on this play by Germany. One touch. Got it. Boom, boom, boom. Fake boom to real boom to boom by the keeper. Why you can't do that? She's right. You can't do that. That's a yellow card. That's going to be a PK. Okay. All right. Fair, fair. Keeper says fair. I did come a little. Oh, shit. Germany ties it in the 88th minute. They're excited. We go to extra time. Six minutes of extra time. They're in the 96th minute. Who's going to kick this? Not me. I'm out of here. You take it. Okay. Corner kick for Columbia puts it up. Germany just watches. No one moves at all and it goes in the net. Damn. Should have covered someone. She does a hand symbol. I don't know what that means. She slides. That was everything you missed that you never planned on watching. Fan of the week. Who you got? Who you voting for? Make it count. Use your brain. Vote with your brain and your heart. Not any other part of your body. Thanks for watching. If you enjoyed, subscribe.