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I'm actually really passionate about so it doesn't feel like work I Cards card like all the face cards in the backs and Oh, you're not gonna use the same backs. I mean For all the decks they'll have the different Backs are hard because they are often detailed and super complex, but hey Scott. Yeah, try something new. What's that? Line three. Can I can you say that I can say that? All right? Let me count you in. Okay. I'll be that guy Go Three two Daily Tech news show is powered by you to find out more head to Daily Tech news show comm slash support This is the Daily Tech news for Wednesday, May 2nd 2018 in Los Angeles on Tom Merritt in Salt Lake City Where I can now download Hulu shows to watch offline. I'm Scott Johnson and our lovely Sarah Lane is Out with some other stuff going on today. She'll be back tomorrow. We miss her But thankfully our producer Roger Chang is still here. I am still here the lovely Roger Chang I've said it before Roger you're quite delicious. I mean delightful Whoa rip rip from today's headlines Tom. Yeah rip from today's French headlines I am going to Break down a little bit about you know, I don't think we often Remind ourselves that there was a lot of hype that didn't prove true. So regarding Apple earnings We're gonna do that a little later in the show. Let's start with a few tech things. You should know Google is launching an investment program for early-stage start-ups that use Google Assistant in their products Google will provide financial resources early access to features and tools access to the Google cloud platform and Promotional support the program will focus on uses for Google Assistant in travel Hospitality and games make it easy to get in. It's a good idea in 2016 Nokia acquired with things Transform the company into Nokia digital health now Nokia as announced It is negotiating to sell its digital health division made up mostly of the former with things company To with things founder Eric Corral. I think is how you say it or Corral Nokia digital health made up 52 million euros of Nokia's 23.2 billion last year and they're dumping it We hardly knew ye with it. It'll get to be called withings again They're selling it. Yeah data analytics from SCL group and its affiliate Cambridge Analytica has shut down SCL group, of course as most of you know received data from Professor Alexander Kogan's personality survey in Violation of Facebook's terms of service it told Facebook it deleted the data But it was revealed earlier this year that it had not done So business insider reports that SCL group chairman Julian Wheatland and chief data officer Alexander Taylor Set up a different company called emmer data last August Which lists former Cambridge Analytica CEO Alexander Knicks as a director and next of course recently stepped down or as fired Depending on who you ask from Cambridge Analytica emmer data's mailing address is the same as SCL groups the owner of Cambridge Analytica. So they are definitely not gone But they're also not forgotten. So I guess they're they're basically just still around under another name And real quickly the Spotify earnings just came in and the operating loss has narrowed This is Spotify's first earnings report since it IPO'd And it looks like okay revenue for the latest quarter was 1.139 billion euros up 26% from a year earlier or 37% if you exclude currency effects because member they operate in multiple places around the world including the US That was broadly in line with the 1.1 billion euros to 1.15 billion euros the company had forecast Spotify said it had 170 million active monthly users at the end of March up 30% from a year ago That includes 75 million paying subscribers, which is up 45% on the year. So there you go That's the Spotify earnings Let's talk a little bit more about Facebook at 8 day to Facebook announced it will open source more AI tools And said the next version of its open-source deep learning framework pie torch 1.0 will be released in the coming months Azure and AWS will both support pie torch 1.0 Facebook also talked about how it uses billions of public photos on Instagram and their hashtags to train image recognition models The pre-training involved developing systems that found relevant hashtags and then prioritized ones that were specific Over more general ones like lit. It's not very useful for the machine learning Facebook claims that its model can now distinguish dog breeds Plants food stuff like that. How do you feel about that? I wonder if we're helping or hurting them People like me and there are a ton of artists on Instagram are posting just artwork, right? Very stylized stuff some of it's very abstract some of it may be realistic But I have to think that stuff they they have to make their AI smart enough to go. All right, that's not a real face That's a face of a thing that's not a real person So ignore that like I wonder if that makes their job easier or better or more robust or it's actually making them work Harder for them with as they comb that data from Instagram. Well, I think that's what's significant about this story is that they created a Way to sift through all of that so it didn't matter like we know people do what people do And we'll figure out how to get the AI to make sense out of it That's kind of an achievement in and of itself. I agree dog breeds crazy LG announced its g7 think that's with a cue at the end Thank you like thank you thin cue That's a Star Trek reference. Anyway, it's a brand new phone in New York City with a dedicated button for Google Assistant And a notch that you can turn it off with if you prefer full bezel Which is kind of the way a lot of people are going the cameras use AI to identify objects and optimize contrast saturation and color Always something about cameras with these new phones the headphone jack can supply virtual 7.1 surround sound and the internal speaker is 39% louder LG did not announce a price or Availability, what do you think about that notch solution where they're like it's got a notch But if that bothers you you can just turn off the the screen around the notch So it just looks like a normal bezel. I mean It feels it's half-steppy like we're all heading toward this bezel-less future and button-less future even Not full That's a good way to put it But even like Apple is so in on face ID and and and they're clearly going to a place We're not even a single button will do anymore I feel like this is I feel like we're kind of back this particular phone anyway It feels like back in the in the day when blackberries were still coming out and people were saying oh good Because I want a physical keyboard. I need that tactile keyboard and I don't hear anyone making that argument anymore It just poofed away and went away. This feels like another one of those to me So great for that inner interim group of folks who want to buy a phone that's got the option But I hate to tell you all you're looking at a future where there's bezel-less everything That's just how it's gonna be so what and it's not about bezel-less, right? It's about the notch people don't mind bezel-less They mind the notch and what LG saying is like if you if you mind the notch Here get you can have a bezel instead. It's up to you you get choice And I admire the principle behind that And it might come in useful at times if a particular app Isn't playing nice with the notch and I guess if you turn off the bezel It just shortens the screen size for the app and then everything would look fine. Yeah, I agree I'll also it's I know it's a small thing it's a tiny little feature But they mentioned the internal speaker being 39% louder One of my biggest complaints about phones and handsets for the last I don't know five years is they do tend to be a little quiet So if you're trying to show something off in a crowded place or you're trying to sort of get attention or use it as a Device to teach your show or whatever you kind of have a maximum range And you have to have some sort of other external speaker solution to make it better and while phones have increasingly gotten louder that way a Big increase in sound is good for me I realize a lot of people are right now saying well Scott that means really annoying text notifications and really annoying ring tones and Louder is not necessarily better for our sort of social contract We hope to maintain as people But I for one think it would be useful to have a little more volume with my device So small but interesting and and what LG's touting is that they're using like the the internal space as Sort of an amplification chamber And some of the reviews I've said say yeah, it's definitely louder, but louder doesn't always mean better So we're not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing But I guess if it's if it doesn't sound good, you know, if it's all distorted loud You could turn it down But then that kind of sort of defeats the purpose of having the ability to go louder doesn't it yep good point Hey, you know what the guys that started sphero said, huh? We were able to create a mini BB8. What do we do now? Well, they went off and they created misty robotics Misty robotics has opened pre-orders for misty to a personal robot development platform Misty uses a visual block-based programming environment for easy creation of new skills You can also use JavaScript and integrate Amazon voice services Cortana Google Assistant other cloud APIs a discounted version Costs just $1,600 and it's available until the end of May for shipping in December They're calling it crowdfunding which kind of bugs me like it's not crowdfunding if you're just selling it yourself You're putting a limit on your pre-orders is what you're doing, but whatever I like these guys and I like that I like this product because what they're trying to do is say hey Let's create a robotics platform. Let's create the app store for robots and misty will be the prototype for that platform Yeah, I love it. I think it's great. However, what I hope it spawns and I'm sure already exists in various ways I've seen people do some stuff with arduinos and and raspberry pies that are pretty incredible in terms of robotics I hope it continues to spur on the open source side of this so that there are really cool creative dyes Ideas coming from that side. We can have the lab o's and the spheroes of the world I think that's great. There's a great mainstream opportunity there. I think this is really cool But again more More development in the area of robotics the better clear point. It's a platform. It's not an open source platform Right, correct. And also like an app store, right? Apple's app store is open but not open source, right? There may be some other elements of this, but I'm gonna go crowdfund a taco a Taco Bell later by the way Mm-hmm. I will back that as long as I get some cheese Movie pass resumed its $10 a month unlimited movie theater ticket service CEO Mitch Lowe CinemaCon was saying I don't know. I don't know when we're gonna bring that back turns out today. That's when Lowe says the company is quote absolutely committed to keeping it around You still can only see one movie a day for $10 a month and The restriction that they put in last week on seeing certain movies only once which seems to apply to all the movies right now But you can't keep back going back and see an infinity war over and over again on movie pass You can only buy the ticket once That's gonna stay in place But they did tease that they're gonna introduce new plans by the end of the month that would include 3d and I max screenings Which are not available right now. Oh, well, they won't help me because I hate both 3d I don't hate I max I don't like yeah, I don't I mean even the limax is sometimes okay That's what I call it when it's the I max proportions, but it's not really the full I max experience Oh, I max like it's lying to you. Yeah, you know what other people have said that to me And it didn't even hit me what they were saying until you just did it I thought maybe it was an alternative kind of why max like light our Light our is also radar that lies to you. No. Yeah, I mean I keep talking about jumping in on the movie pass thing I don't know. Maybe now is the time I feel like the minute I start talking about more than just me like if I want one for Kim or for the kids or Something I'm like, man, that's 50 bucks a month But every time I go see a movie like I saw Avengers yesterday I'm gonna go see solo later in the month for sure probably something else in between I'm gonna I'm gonna spend three times this if I'm not careful. So I Don't know I got I think I'm gonna finally just bite the cheese and do it which is not a phrase by the way What it is now And the t-shirts will be available in the day Also showbot probably already has it on there Amazon warned or sorry warned open whisper systems that the anti-sensorship system used for messaging service signal Signal rather violates Amazon web services terms of service by hiding the true origin of traffic using domain fronting Love that front and yo Signal faces immediate suspension signal uses Amazon's I don't know how to say that a souk. Souk. Yeah I think you nailed it one so uq.com to obfuscate traffic from outside observers But it does not hide the origin to users and it uses its own web security Certificate. Yeah, so if you want a good explanation of domain fronting I would hit up Bart Bouchotte's or Steve Gibson or Darren kitchen For resources on that but the short version is you wrap your legitimate request Inside a request that looks for like it's a different domain name So that if you're the user, you know, oh, I'm requesting youtube.com, right? But if you're the country of Turkey, which is just banned youtube.com for whatever reason It looks like you're requesting soup.com. And so you can't you don't you don't block that request The problem is that works for signal. It also works for malicious actors And Amazon and Google both now have and tried to close the loophole on domain fronting Which was never an intentional feature of their services It was because they had separated the way they did certain requests That led to you being able to do this and what they're saying is to stop bad actors We're gonna close that loophole, which is actually what companies should be doing these days They should be going after these kinds of loopholes and saying, you know what that could be exploited Let's shut it down But it has the very unfortunate effect of taking away an anti-censorship tool Which has been very useful for dissidents and people who just want to protect their communications Well, it's just part of this pattern, you know new exploits mean Sometimes scrapping everything and starting over with better better ideas. So that's probably what's gonna happen have happened here Certainly if Amazon gets their way. Well, and and the problem is Moxie Marlin spike Who's doing the Lord's work at signal trying to make this work for good Doesn't have a viable alternative to this and has said, you know, this essentially Makes signal unviable in certain countries like Egypt where the only way it was working was using domain fronting And when Google shut it down, they went to Amazon and now that Amazon shutting down It doesn't seem like there is an alternative yet But something to keep an eye on like you save the internet always routes around maybe there is another way To provide that kind of anti-censorship Yep Hey folks if you want to get all the tech headlines each day in about five minutes or so subscribe To daily tech headlines you can get it on the Amazon echo You can also get it on the Google home and the anchor app and of course as a podcast and daily tech headlines comm I'm gonna tell you a story and then I'm gonna tell you some reality Scott. Are you ready? I am I like a good story and I like my reality occasionally back in February CNN reported Apple said it's expected sales for the upcoming quarter the quarter that just ended To be between 60 billion and 62 billion so keep that in mind in February After their Q quarterly earnings Apple said next quarter in May We think it'll be between 60 and 62 billion. All right They'd just come off a quarter Where Apple phone sales had been down 1% year over year and that was a holiday quarter Now people didn't slam Apple for that. They said down 1%. That's essentially flat. That's fine they also Panicked saying 60 to 62 billion that doesn't sound like much is Apple in trouble and that started Essentially a meme of apples in trouble for the next three months. Yeah TSMC which makes chips that go into Apple phones as well as many other products Reported low sales Now if you read the headline Scott, what would you think those low sales were a caused by? Well, if I read them, I would think that meant people were buying less phones Or what kind of phones particularly with the headlines have told you they were buying less of gosh It seems like they might zero in on a kind of a baity thing like maybe Apple Yeah, I'm song here and there but mostly Apple pretty much just the iPhone right what they didn't tell you in the headlines and sometimes in entire stories Was that the decline in cryptocurrency? Which has helped the prices of video cards come down finally also affected TSMC's sales Now Samsung's OLED panel Samsung had a glorious earnings report, but one Sort not even negative, but one disappointing factor was OLED panel sales were slowing Who's who's a big consumer of Samsung's OLED panels according to the headlines the buzzy headlines Scott? Well outside of themselves certainly I would think the Apple iPhone You can't help yourself you can't help yourself big reasonable here. I know it's like you're not even supposed to say outside themselves The headlines were OLED panels down at Samsung must be slowing iPhone sales now through all of this Specifically the 10 right like that's on the tail. Yeah, no specifically the town So through all of this on DTS. We've said well hold on the entire smartphone market is is is slowing China sales are saturated I'm not gonna guess we're gonna have a gangbusters quarter for Apple, but it's probably not gonna be disastrous They're forecasting 60 to 62 billion. That's down but not awful Well this week before the Apple earnings Daily Mail reported Merrill Lynch and JP Morgan have warned their clients that Apple's iPhone sales may come in Below expectations we're talking Merrill Lynch and JP Morgan here Miro about securities analyst Neil Camping told investors iPhone 10 would be discontinued this year due to poor demand Which frankly it might be because they just replace it with other models But the idea was like the sales are gonna be so bad. They're just gonna get rid of it We mentioned the initial earnings report yesterday. Here's the full report 52.2 million iPhones sold in the past quarter up three percent year over year Remember in the holiday quarter, they were down 1% and everyone said well, I guess that's not great But it's okay. This time when everyone was forecasting gloom and doom They're up 3% average selling price rose 10% to $728 that implies that the expensive iPhone 10 brought up the average over last year iPad sales actually rose 2% max sales fell 3% that's been a trend Services revenue rose 31% we're seeing Apple become a service company here App store Apple music iCloud and Apple pay all generated record revenue according to Apple Revenue overall hit that target 61.1 billion dollars up over 52.9 billion last year earnings per share rose from two dollars and ten cents last year to two dollars and seventy three Cents this year in other words the news was good. Here's the thing even in slowing China We've talked a lot on this show about how the smartphone market is slowing down in China It's saturating Apple sales in China rose 21 percent Apple's best growth rate in that market yet Despite falling in market share. They still grew CEO Tim Cook said It's one of those things like when a team wins the Super Bowl Maybe you want them to win by a few more points, but it's a Super Bowl winner and that's how we feel about it All right, there's a couple of takeaways from this for me. I feel like one of them should be Well, why is it that that your show and content like this is the only place? I'm getting this sort of non Freakout approach to quarterly sales from a big company like Apple all of that other stuff and I've seen it I saw pop-up and news feeds all year. Well so far this year. I saw all this gloom and doom talk I saw stuff in I use the biped pro and re and use the news app from Apple and I'm seeing things pop up saying Is the iPhone 10 and huge trouble is quicksand surrounding the like it was the most hyperbolic ridiculous Six or so months. I've ever experienced and because there's so few sources that you can go to and go all right What's really going on here? I mean, that's a bummer, dude. It's a bummer well, there's there's lots of theories on why why this happens because Usually when stuff like this happens, I say well, you're not picking your sources closely enough You need to you need to limit where you read your news and question if you're reading Mobile-bloglines.com is is that a reliable source like go with the places? You know are good Bloomberg the verge tech crunch ars Technica the wired CNET, etc In this case though, you were still getting these kinds of statements from analysts So, you know, I'm not gonna throw Bloomberg in the verge and the rest under the bus They they were often very very even handedly just reporting like well analysts are saying they're concerned and here's why several of these outlets did Mention well Samsung also, you know Makes is a big consumer of its own panels and cryptocurrency is also one of TSMC's and and the better outlets did mention that But you still had the blaring headline because the analysts were saying this and I guess the reason for that is Everyone's concerned that Apple's gonna blow it Because they haven't had a new iPhone, right and I Almost wanted to go find an old story about the iPod iPod market maturing Yeah, and and just rewrite it with iPhone and see if it still worked for today Yeah, you might be able to pass it off as like an actual current thing change the dates change the names and Pretty much you've done it also the I saw our post yesterday somewhere that the headline was Google's Google and Android have a serious problem with their messaging service and it sucks and it's unusable or something to that effect No, it isn't Of course, it's usable Millions of people possibly billions are using it. Yeah. Yeah. So so I realize this is kind of like well Let's take a stab at the big guys who are who are dominating because it looks like a little crack in the cement Maybe this is our time to pounce and I understand that mentality understand what we do This is humans, but man, I wish the tech press would just I don't know on the hole Just smarten up tighten up like you said there are sources that are gonna give it to you straight And you should figure out those are and cultivate those but I think this sort of thing is important And I'm glad that we did it today because this is where I get my clarifications every week I I hope people listening right now are like, yeah, that hyperbolic news stuff that we've been hearing so much about It's not just politics not just no in other parts of life. It's part of the tech news cycle Maybe more than it's ever been and yeah looking at Apple. You could say okay iPhone sales are slowing, right? They're not slowing as much as people were freaking out about but they are slowing and Services seem to be gaining so that's the thing to look at do what new products Is Apple gonna come out with that can start to pick up the slack for the for the slowing iPhone market? Because it's not going to die tomorrow. They're still selling iPads for goodness sakes They're still selling max for goodness sake like phones are going to sell well for apple for a while But what's going to start picking up the slack and is that services number going to keep going up? Our apple services going to continue to be robust and in a way that apple can continue to make money even off their older Equipment as people stop replacing phones regularly like to me. That's the story. That's the concern That's the thing you look at apple for and the reason you care as a regular consumer is Is that you want to know what what the health of a company is when you buy in their ecosystem? And you want to know what choices you're going to have Whether it's time to buy the iphone 10 or she wait till october all of that sort of thing So part of them picking up the slack will be picking up slack That's a good clickbait headline right there. Not bad, right? That's pretty good Hey, thanks everybody who participates in our sub ready to submit stories and vote on them at daily tech news show dot reddit.com and in our facebook group facebook.com slash groups slash daily tech news show Derek called in after our friday round table when we had all canadian guests And we had asked them for some of their favorite canadian tech companies Derek's got a whole lot more to tell you about. Hey dtns crew. It's derek calling in from sunny warm Kamoka, ontario canada I wanted to follow up on friday's Discussion about canadian tech companies. There are a lot of them A lot of them you may or may not know depending on your industry or your interests or The blogs you read and that sort of thing But I wanted to chime in with a few about 10 or so that you may or may not have heard of They include d wave, which is a quantum computing company light speed. They do point of sales systems Sensible dipply unbounce marketing company or marketing tech company big viking games and digital extremes the both gaming game developers 500 pixels text now breather, which lets you rent Quiet spaces in montreal, toronto new york a bunch of other places hopper. That's a travel site ritual Which is a loyalty program on your a loyalty app on your phone Vidyard let's you make marketing videos calm dev. They're a big space and satellite hardware supplier 900 plus satellites that their hardware is on and speaking of space Canadarm2 is very much up and running It's actually attached to the international space station right now And it helped assemble the iss while it was in orbit or you know while we were sending things up there to put to get the iss together so Lots of canadian tech contributions all over the place in addition to the ones mentioned on friday And and i think we have a lot to be proud of Thanks All right. Thank you derrick Some really interesting stuff even even not just the fact that they're canadian But like some interesting startup ideas in there like the renting quiet spaces Do you guys eat? You guys do poutine while you did your round table because you had all those canadiens I should have really should have because i love poutine and there's a really good poutine place Yeah, that's all right next time. Yeah. All right. Let's check the mailbag before we get out of here We miss you sarah sarah is usually gonna do this I'll try to make my way through lilian wrote in and said roger mentioned the scholastic box in yesterday's episode My kids ages two and four still get scholastic flyers in their daycare The school also hosts the scholastic book fair twice a year So the scholastic stuff of our childhood is still a thing at least in new jersey Yeah, well my kids were a little bit younger We still did the scholastic thing you saw it all the time In fact, I want to say the first harry potter book ever got had the scholastic publishing thing on it Oh, yeah, the the the first round of harry potter was a scholastic Uh imprint, right? That's where they were pushing it. So yeah alive and well turns out I don't know. I can't say this that about highlights magazine, which was my favorite thing in the world But unconnected sadly. So no high this and galant I just like finding the matching stuff on the page. 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I mean It's just like an eight-legged hairy dog exactly a little puppy crawling up my arm with The thing is Because it's bigger and weighs more it doesn't feel like a little small thing crawling on you It just feels like you ever have like a gecko or lizard on you or something like that It feels like that not often roger This is a this is a very Insane thing that we're doing because of 20 more people, right? Yes, not easy. That's why we're doing it Well, I want to see I want to take the various pictures of Of tom's face with the various contortions as it starts and then makes its way up It's actually the visual version of clickbait, isn't it? I'll tell tom don't open your mouth Giant holes. They lay eggs in your mouth. Yeah, you don't want that Yeah, the bot flies the worst They they they lay their eggs in your nose By the way, uh, so australians, uh, the meetups are all set for when I'm in australia Uh, and and everyone else I will be gone may 11th through the 26th, uh, sarah, roger, scott, justin Everybody will be filling in patrick Uh, but I will be doing a Round table episode that won't be on friday This month's round table will be recorded On monday may 21st for the hemisphere. I'm in right now So the monday may 21st episode will be put out at a different time It may not be streamed live and it will be the australian round table with myself Uh, rogedy and peter wells now Uh, that will be the only episode i'm doing while i'm gone So be prepared for that and be prepared for the round table to be off schedule a little bit also That round table will actually be recorded on may 22nd in australia because they live in the future And after we record it, we're doing a meetup in melburn Uh at bart ronica at 6 p.m. Tuesday may 22nd We will be posting more details. I posted details about this on twitter I'll be posting them again, uh in a couple of days on the patreon We're also doing a meetup in sydney On may 15th at 6 p.m. At heart's pub Which is the corner of essix and glosster streets in the rocks district Big thanks to d coval for uh, help scouting that out. So again We'll put this information out there in the monthly post on patreon I'll eventually put it up on daily tech new show dot com again But there you go. There's the uh the update on the australian shindigs That's awesome I can't wait for that The round table. I'm really excited about that. Yeah, I'm looking forward to that too. That's going to be a fun day because I'll just get to hang out with pete and raj And chew the fat and then uh, then we head off to the pub Immediately after that it's going to be great fat chewing. All right speaking of fat chewing, uh headline or headlines, uh title Breaking news alarming headlines strive more traffic There's also don't believe the headline hype And better bezels are a notch away Those are my picks What do you like scott? No There's also did tim cook the books, but That's a good pun Yeah, actually I do like that one Give me the top one again Uh, the top one of my pick or the on the list right now is um louder doesn't mean better But my pick was uh breaking news alarming headlines don't uh alarming headlines strive more traffic Or don't believe the headline hype I kind of like the second one. Don't believe the headline hype. Yeah, that's easy. What do you like roger? Breaking news alarming headlines strive more traffic What do you think tom? Uh, if I have to choose between those two, I will probably I like them both So I'd probably just choose the shorter because the shorter is always better for Our ability and such I'm not sure which one's shorter just from the sound of them. Uh, don't believe the headline hype The shorter one. Yeah, that's why I like it actually is because it's shorter, but all right. Let's do that But I don't believe the headline hype The wisdom of tom's crowd Please select the template you would like to load It says wordpress. Okay Boom that's done Geez you're so so freaking efficient I mean the headline is chosen. I'm I'm exporting the show. It's not published yet. I mean you are so inefficient You're the opposite of a bento box You're a plate lunch Macaroni's just mixing in with the rice. Oh, but that's so good. I know I love doing it. That's so good La la and klua pork mixed in with your mac max out You know, I mean I I had poi there too and of course there's different types of poi depending on how long it's fermented, but Um, I find I find it's hard to find poi. It's almost a touristy thing It is because it's really you don't eat it every day at least the way it's a special occasion thing But in the supermarket, you get it they come in bags. Yeah, you can buy it But in restaurants, I notice like it's the more touristy restaurants that like a lo-ha mix plate in Lahaina On Maui has it, but they they also have a big luau that they cater to to visitors Whereas like mama's kitchen or duck kitchen. I think maybe what might be called Where's the pig is common crime? Where's the pig? I paid for the pig Side street in and Honolulu if I remember right had a great kimchi selection Oh I'm so into it You know the thing I you've got a little ashamed to admit this but the one thing I miss from hawaii food wise is The taro pies over at mcdonalds Yeah, I could see that. Oh, they're really good. You don't think so. It's like dude. It's purple inside But man, that's what it's like you're eating grimace. Hold on taro pies, I don't know So it's an apple pie. Well, I think they have apple pies, but they also have taro pies So it's the same shape as their apple pies, but it's taro Oh, interesting. I don't know why that's not familiar better than poi pie taro's the root, right? Yeah And it's interesting because it's not as sweet, which is why I think I like it so much compared to the apple pie But mcdonalds around the world they have different pies and you know different specialty sandwiches Did Although when I was when I was in Sydney, I just got a quarter pounder does kim like kim chi as much as you do It's not as much as I do. She likes it. Okay, but she's not like what's her. What's her thing? Anything any kind of like southern food like etouffee or Gumbos and gumbos I like I like any Cajun creole because it has the mixture of the rice the vegetables of the meat So it's not just a giant slab of meat Yeah, she's a fan of that stuff And I like that stuff too, but if she's got a preference, that's the kind of thing she gets She also likes fish and seafood and that kind of thing Not really. Yeah, I lean likes pasta She's a big spaghetti fan I love every time I eat pasta. I feel like I gain 80 pounds. Yeah, that's a problem. He's swell Yeah Not in a good not in a good swell. Oh my gumbo or jambalaya right now Oh my gosh, dude My wife will make a batch come to jambalaya and it'll last us like two weeks and it's just She's like all those Louisiana hot sauces and stuff too. Oh, yeah Yeah One of our favorite gifts around here ever getting was that monthly thing you sent me. Oh, yeah The monthly hot sauce. Yeah every month you get these rad hot sauces and we still, you know Keep them around upstairs and use them for everything. Nice big hot sauce house around here. Mm-hmm The hot sauce house That's what they that's your reality show. Yep. Welcome to hot sauce house You know, I made the mistake Hot sauce Went to this local Mexican restaurant and I got like, oh, give me the hot stuff And I'm so used to hot sauces like American hot sauce not being that hot for me It's like, yeah It's probably I just get the hot because it won't be hot like holy crap. It was like, oh wait You weren't playing around. Yeah, you like you drop this you drop the pepper seeds in it You're like the hottest part of the pepper. That's good to know though Yeah, no, definitely like I like my kimchi medium to mild. I'm not huge on it being super hot though. Mm-hmm Not really my bad. You just pour hot sauce on it if you need to make it hot Yeah, I mean you can always add more, right? I think this I wonder if the original use of the spicy was just to kill Whatever was like, you know might make you sick because that's what wasabi was used for initially Was a kind of a how is how does spicy stuff kill things? It's not it's not like actual heat Where it's no, no, no, but I mean like the acidity or whatever in the seeds would Make it undesirable. I know that the ginger was meant to settle your stomach But then Marianne came along and it was just a toss up Ginger always unsettled my stomach Oh Professor or Marianne type ginger wasn't really my man. Can I put out a petition to get Gillian's island streaming someplace? Oh, it's not you can't you can't watch it anywhere No, hulu's got clips. That's it. There's no like stream. I know you can go buy dvds and all that But I don't want to do that I mean, that's a weird thing that's going on is is there is where they make the decision not to stream something And decide to try to push you to buy it instead. Yeah, I don't like it Because you know 10 speed and brown shoe You still can't stream it. You can't even buy the pilot because it's owned by a different production company. It's so weird Yeah, of course, everyone wants 10 speed and brown shoe I want a northern exposure And all I can do is buy a dvd version that has all the music changed I know this is this is why the vhs copies are so expensive Is because the vhs copies have the original music in it before all the licensing issues came up and they couldn't put the same music Which I think bummer. It's a huge bummer. I don't like it I think a lot of those are because the target market is assumed to be older So they don't want to undermine the unit sales They they they want, you know, like well, this is a this is a segment of the market that still buys dvds So why would we put it on streaming when the bulk of our our audience still uses dvd players force them into buying the The dvds while we still can For me, it's the music issue. The first season actually has why I was thinking of gilligan's island and northern exposure And you know all of man that series was good until the last season when it just jumped a shark Which one? It was happy days that jumped the shark a northern exposure. Oh big time Like oh, I can see new york from this woodlands in alaska. Let me walk towards it. Oh, bye A new doctor is terrible It's like I get it now. He's a shaman or something or weird like wise man of the woods It got real dumb But man, there's just a brilliant writing in there Yeah, the rest of the show though. So good The cow tossing episode. Yeah Chris was gonna toss a cow as an art project. Yeah, that was a good one I love that one. Oh, do you remember the episode where Maggie's boyfriends? I'll come back to haunt her because she How was great? Yeah, that was good old man humor old band humor. Actually, it's not old man. If you if you watch it, it's great classic I'm in agreement Oh, I have to call my dad uh in a few so we're going to To wrap it up here. We're going to see you all tomorrow with Justin robert young Any last words? Goodbye video stream. Wait. I want a final word. Um Uh philanthropy There that's my final word