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Curtains (1983) Review

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Uploaded on Jul 12, 2011

Tonight, Horror Baby gets pretentious. It's no secret I'm a master thespian, just like the women in tonight's film 1983's Curtains, a surreal and spooky Canadian effort starring Samantha Eggar, John Vernon, and horror royalty Lynne Griffin (Black Christmas) and Lesleh Donaldson (Funeral Home). It's a true masterpiece of "Anything Goes" cinema! Anything can happen at any moment! "Like what?" you might ask...hmmm...is the suspense killing you? Well, watch and find out! Creepy dolls, ice skating, 70's porn staches, and decapitated heads in toilet bowls await!

Special guests tonight include Ethel Merman delivering her own musical introductions for each one of our victims to the tune of "Rose's Turn" and Ms. Tyra Banks herself to give one of our unlucky victims a serious talking to about self worth!

P.S. I've been trying to remake this movie for a few years now! I think it could work. Whatd'ya think?

Thanks for watching and tune in next week when I review the little known hot mess Epitaph, a moving drama about the love between a family and their pick axe!

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