 Welcome back to ToffeeTV, it is road to glory time. We continue the 2019, 2020 season, this present season. We continue to bossy. Doing well. We are doing well. We're doing very well undefeated still in all competitions. Very uneven. Very... Very uneven. Very uneven. Well, you know, we're just improving. We're improving. We are improving. We've got better at the game, you know. We're playing Wofford at home. All the big guns are out. Except they've got no Troidini. No, well... Well, yeah, well, you know, you decide that he doesn't want to play. But ironically, Mariapar is. Sad to see no Delefaio as well. I'd like to see him come back to Kieson. He might be on the bench. So I can kick him up in the air. But eh... I suspect... Well, you say that. Right, here we go. Let's get into it. The conditions are you token. The sky is blue. Right, here we go. The boys are out. Bro, we'll play him a tiny show. You've got to get out. Come on. No calm at living, though. No calm at living. You've got to knock. Disappointed for the lad. Disappointed. Right, come on. Turn, turn, turn, turn, turn. Oh, you've got the wrong side! You've got the wrong side! No, no, I was shouting at the player. I was shouting at the player. No, no, I was shouting at the player. I know it was me, I was shouting at the player. I mean, that gone for a pack of the crisps for something, David. Me, no. I thought that was a ball person to go. Oh, lad, he's got a kick. Just across the goal. Finessy? Yeah. It was just whipped that in. It's an early bit of a... Early skate. Early skate. But eh, come on. I'm trying to break the press. The 5G is all over. The gap here. Come on, Alex. Ooh, ooh. Oh! Inside of the post. Woff would carry in a real threat here at the moment. Haven't really started. Oh, no. You know, well, God being classic here, well, God. No one can say this game isn't realistic. There's a switch of light. It's just going to be nice. Oh, no. Unorthodox, but it got there. Go on. He's gone. I mean, what are you doing there? What are you doing? Kicking the ball away. Well, he's... Come on. Oh, what a pass. Oh! What a real chance. John Philippe, you're bammin' with it. Like a knife, three-butter. I mean, look at this, not even on. Unorthodox. That moist cane. Oh. Unfortunately, obviously there's a great game in Goddison. One of the reasons why I would take him. I'd take him on a free. Get him on a free. Aishaw, he can't play great against us, but because he's a good keeper, there he is. Clean it. Clean it. Viti. You need to get in the game. Don't have one left. Woffa. Come on. Woffa can't be a game. Look back on it and think, what if? You've got to be a game. Look back and think. What a three-point. Got to mentally visualise those three-points. Yeah, that's what it's about. Good strength. That'll do. Demonstrating fabulous determination. It's right up whippy. It's a great first touch. I don't know what the second shot is. Woffa. I mean, this has been an abysmal half of the ball. It has been. There's not even been. I mean, they've been the best. It's not even visually stimulating. I mean, that's for them. They've whipped the pokes. They've had another one just wide. We've had one attempt nearly that. Forced to save, but I've been forced to. I mean, the referee. The referee. Yeah, he's been cutting half there. Thank you, referee. Thank you. Get the card out. I mean, what's different? Yeah, he goes in to make sure he wins the ball. I mean, late. Really? The next one? Yeah. Yeah, it'll. Into the mix. That's it. I've done the pop. And that's... Oh! Where's the goal? Where's the goal? It's a start. We've offered very little as an attack. We've been very, very poor. Arrogance, I think, here. I don't know. Arrogance, I just think. What do you think? I just think we've had a bit of a game. But I think they've done well. I think we've had a bit of a game. They're game plans, right? We haven't played for a couple of weeks, and it's shown. International play came at the wrong time for us. Didn't it? Someone's shall and someone's not the door. It's aimed up like that. I mean, if you've been watching, you know, if you've looked right at it and you watch any of the telly adverts in the shop in London, there's a fantastic blow-up mattress at the moment for the unwanted guests. It's amazing. Blow-up mattress. You know, like a mattress that blow-up, but... It's like the old mattress. But why? No one knows... No, blow-up, I mean, it's saying weird, isn't it? Just keeping it... But no one knows telly shopping adverts. Why does it always need an English fella? Like, the English fella's like... Like, do Americans need English fellas to make it sound like it's legit? They're like a scientific thing. If the other English fella's talking, it's more like science. Yeah, science, yeah. So it's like, oh, he's English. He probably went to Oxford. I said, look, he can speak. Oh! I mean, it works. It's the greatest blow-up mattress you've ever seen. And the only sore... Pull it back, pull it back! Pull it back! It's Yarlison. Oh, what was that? Make it on score, Willie! Oh, take the post! I thought a woby was just going to tap it in. You got me thinking about men on QVC talking about blood. Well, it's not QVC, it's not. It's the shopping channel. QVC is more like... They get, like, X-Radio presenters, because they can talk for ages about the nonsense. I'm talking about, like, when they do, like, the shopping avatars, like, the proper, like, you should buy this, and you get... If you buy it now, you get only three utensils. Only three deposits. It's a £400 each. It's not like that. It is, though. It is. And this is... So that's normally like a fitness gear, isn't it? This thing will give you abs in four seconds if you use it 18 times a day. And then you get the British fellow. And basically, you buy it, and it ends up being a closed horse. But at the moment, it's just blow of mattress. It's amazing. It goes up in like 12 seconds. It's a great place. In case unwanted people come to the house. If unwanted people come, why are you giving them a mattress? You get them out the house, don't you? And they're all, well, hey, they shouldn't be going anywhere at the moment because unless your name's Dominic Cummings, of course. But, you know, you're certainly not going to be offering them a bed for the night, are you? I'm freaking Mary and Joseph, come on. Ooh! Oh, for safe! I mean, that would have been perfect, eh? In a stable and going, no, we've got this blow of mattress from the shopping channel. It works, eh? And it goes up in 12 seconds. It was onside, like that. It was just onside. Full onside, even with the awesome... But it always makes me think, you know, when... Because you get sucked in, don't you, to these things? Pelt. They are like the... They're very much like the... The only old days when you'd have to go to a market and there'd be the fellow going, I'll give you this for free. Oh. I'll put this in the bag. And not in the bag. In the bag. The bag. In the bag, yeah. I mean, the bag was right. It's tremendous. Go on, get up! It is... Yeah, it's tremendous. Tremendous, like, you know. Snake oil salesman. I mean, playing a lot of red at the moment, so there's a... Snake oil reference has come out before, but, I mean, snake oil's good. Is it, though? I mean, is snake oil good because that's usually the general reference for something that is a bit of a con? That's because people... Easy, though, I mean... I don't want to use snake oil. I mean, yeah. I mean, what is the... Okay, hang on. Hang on. If they've got the English fella... That's what I'm saying. You are the English fella. I feel like you're trying to sell me the snake oil because you're English. There you go. There's the other way I play. So, what is the correct use of snake oil? Can you... It's got many uses. It's snake oil. Can you give me one in particular? Oiling a snake. Well, I mean, there's one of them. But it's, uh, it's good for, um... Yeah. It's good. No, it's good for arthritis. I'm sure it is. I mean, you'd go down a storm in China, you. There you go. Snake oil on the wet market. Oh, God. That's 20. Bernard. Go on for the win. Go on for the win. Got you. Got you. It's all about high pressure. Yeah. That's a great face touch. I mean, that's terrible. I think the most important thing now is to play. Steen again. I'm just trying to grab a chance. One chance. One chance. One other chance. Let's see. There we go. Just get all that ball. Come on, there. Inside, inside. There you go. Finish it. Now, it's it. Oh! Get in! Red Charleston. Face chance of the game. And it's back of the net. Beautiful. Doesn't mind celebrating against Wafford. No, doesn't mind. Never mind celebrating against Wafford. They've got the plastic snakes out. Not happy. Snakes are out. Can you get snake oil for plastic snakes? Of course not. And in a rare, in a shock move, Michael Silver is with them with the snakes. It's just popped out of the form. Ben Foster wasn't given an ace, like Bernard involved. That one chance. We said it. We said it. We said it. Come on, we took it. Hold on. Now, 15, 20 minutes. We're leaving Clupestop this time. Just share out. Not being a good performer, we know that. Well done. Well done. That's it. You've got to have these performances. You've got to have these performances, haven't you? You've got to just get through. That's what it's about. That's it indeed. Yeah, that's not good. Oh! I mean, this is... This is... It's over 11. Ask about it. Will Hughes. Oh, no! 86th minute. God doesn't challenge that shot. I can't give him a chance. Ibrahim's shot. We got ourselves stretched in the middle of the park. When there was no real need to. That'll bech is loving it. We'd all gone off for that free kick. We just never got back. Right, come on. There is a couple of minutes left. Come on, pick ourselves up. That is not okay. He is. He's had a fucking game. Hold it. Got to get it full. Come on, pick us, lad. Dean. I mean, was he close? Well done. No. No. Get back, Dean. I can't. He won't let me. Oh! He's given a bot! What the hell? What the... It should have stopped. What are we doing? In deep. In stop and side. Oh, my God. What a lot of players, dude. Dean, what are you doing? Meena throws himself at it and put him off. That has shaved the post. It's Danny Welber. Should have scored. And he knows it. Danny Welber should have. And we know it. He should have given Wofford all three points. And you couldn't argue that he wouldn't have deserved it. We just have not played. We've not been here today. Quite simply. The matters, though. The matters has destroyed us. Come on! Come on, last chance! It's on a ten. Get over there. It's very disappointing, let's be honest, but the performance was disappointing more than the result. The result that he's up, he just didn't play it up. Still five points clear. OK. Europa League. At home. Trabs once more. Chance to sort the group out. Yeah. We've made loads and loads of changes, although we've kept the front two on just to get the goals. A couple of players to look out for. Badu and Dai. Oh, yeah. He's played for Stoke, but he's a good player. And Ergen Cachy, the goalkeeper of Everton, have been linked with. So, he'll be trying to impress Marcel Brans. Scouts, I mean, that's what he says. Scout report. Scout, that's it, you've got it. Big European night at Gullison Park. Oh, Seamus is ready. Stechlandberg. It's enough to send Sheavers down his back. Michael Keane as well. Perus testing the patience of the Everton. Meetings with this lineup. But just let's get it done. Let's get it done. Come on. It's a corner. It's a slow start again from the brush. Come on. There he goes. These now, they've got to win. This is a big game for them. I mean, that would have been a perfect start. He's flashed ahead and across the goal. Great ball in, actually. Should have been 1-0. It's a nearly 1-4. It is a nearly 1-0. I mean, we didn't heat the one against Wafford. Big heat. There is the size of that, boys. Heat. Delft. Switching the play like only Delft could. Gordon just heads it back in. Into the day. Suddenly. Suddenly. Suddenly. Yeah. You're showing me. Just the way I am. You haven't fallen angry, Anderson, have you? Go on. Bit of a challenge. I mean, referee. That'll be a bucking, I'm sure. Bad doing that. Highlighted them before the game. He's been allowed a warning here, but he did catrity. This touch there. Come on, come on. Here we go, here we go. Benzie's over it. Whipping it, he's whipping it, he's whipping it. Is anyone in there? That's a green. Oh, my God, that's a green. What is it? It is not. Is anybody... Well... Sometimes it's for the players to find the ball. Not the other way round. Well played. He's done well. The one's done well there. Oh, what? What? I don't know what's going on. It's a great knock. That is a knock. Oh, Moise Keane. Richard Allison's gone. He's done well. He's fed on Richard. Richard... Go on, Pinscher. He has Pinscher. Get back, Moise Keane. Richard Allison! I just didn't know that happened. I don't know how I did what happened then. He kicked the ball off the goal, and it doesn't go in the goal. Richard Allison. That is shocking. Absolute shitter. Right. Well done, song. Come on. Stone silence in the ground. I don't know what to think. I was thinking you'd put it in out from the penalty spot, and then you got to the six-yard box. Tried to just go full shibby-barlow in the derby in the shape of goalie on the six-yard box. Richard Allison lays it off. And then he's been out. Gets to Richard Allison, and then carries on running. It's a stay-on shot. It's gone out to the box. Oh, I thought you were going to whack him. Couldn't. Davis keeping it going. Oh! There's Gordon. Throws it in. Oh! That's the fish you're spitting! Davis. Bains on the overlap. Just doesn't even. Might now, but he doesn't. Delft. Just a little build-up. Just building it up nice and slow. Bains are gone. Delft. Let's see how Allison can kick it. Delft! Ooh! Nice foot. Oh, mate. You just hit me. Delft! Delft! Come on. He's keying off for it on himself. Come on. Nice feet. See, Tom Davis. Davis spins. Oh, it's Allison with the ball. Bains keeping it. He's given up. Not the options. Come on. You're in. Davis. Oh, yes! Tom Davis. He does it again. He did it last year in the game. He did not like the side of Tom Davis. He is delighted with that. It means a lot to him. That's a way for his chance. Some amazing clobber in the stands. There it is. Tom and Dom. Range. Fashion range that Evan and I are marketing. Tom and Dom. Get yours. Evan lead. Bains. Beautiful. Benard. Waited in. Tom. Out of his feet. Just guided in off the far post. Evan ahead. Beautiful. Big match. It's the big match. It is the big match. Come on. Let's get that second. 45 minutes. I'm great. I love the game. Of course. You're a bit nice and straight now for the last seconds. Don't you hate me play it? I was going to tell you what. You did just smash that towards it. Half time. OK. That's OK. One zero. Bad win die. Not happy. You just get that second daily dose and you can just enjoy it then. You can enjoy the second half. You need this chance to get out of near and in the next one. You know what I mean? That's bad. That's bad. Kings wants it. Kings wants it. Kings wants it. Kings got it. Ah. Go on. Two lads up front. Especially if Don's still out there. Don't know. Still you don't! What are you doing? What have you done? What have you done? You know, man, he really should know better. He slits so far ahead of the baller. It's a penalty to Traps and Sport. Coleman slide in ahead of the ball. What have you done? He's outside the box. Outside the box. What did you give? Stechland big. We need you. Like you were at Manchester City. Come on, come on. Big stack. Coleman has to hop. Ah, come on. Why does he dive after the ball goes in the net? Come off the man. Come off the hour. The Prince in his last season of Everton. The Prince. Last few weeks at... He's basically having farewell tours, like Michael Jordan in the NBA. Everywhere he goes, people are giving him shits. They want to see him. It's glory time for Oomar Nias. The Prince wants to make everyone else look like paupers. That's it. He wants a move to take it as well. So this will do the well to go the weekend. Bernard being one of Everton's brighter players. Oh, it's done well. Look at Dave. Come on, spin. Come on. What's going on? The ass didn't have control of the ball. There's a surprise. Control. Oh, no, no. Michael Keane all day. Quick. Stechland big. What the hell? Tannigar. Tannigar is going quick. Come on. Well done, Dennis. Last chance. Pass it. Can't we pass it? Go on. Give it. Give it. He's playing it in. It's Nias. I'm winning. Yeah! Yeah! The Prince! The Prince! The Prince! Yeah! Get it! Tannigar stormed the group. We've still got to show it again. But it was a great goal. A great goal. Look at that. Look up behind the goal. There he is, Nias. He might get his move to take it after all. Being on the pitch 19 minutes, he's got Everton to win it. Look at this. Gordon, Theo Walcott, the other sub. They were a ball and they asked power, pace and calmness. Don't know if that's ever been said of Arran, but they have just said it there. Everton two. Srapsons ball one. Good night. Vienna. That's a great finish. And Ergen Kaker has been brilliant all night. Didn't have a chance. Umar Nias. Go on and win it for me. That's what you could see. You're saying too. And he's happy. Go on and win it for me. Tom Davis. Umar Nias. The two goals goers. There's Benz. Everton have qualified. Dennis Haddonair. It is lapping up the applause here. Fine. I mean, some sort of lapper on it. Well... Only qualified. What we've done now is we've done it with minimum fuss, which is very un-evident. Not a good performance. James Coleman, the most relieved man in good of some part. Confirmation? Yeah. Comfortably through. One more win wins us the group, but we're through regardless, so we'll do whatever. There you go. Another fantastic episode of Road to Glory. We're through to the knockout stages of the Europa League. We're unbeaten in the Premier League, and next we'll be fighting Sheffield United, the mighty blades away at Bramble Lane. We'll see you then.