 Everyone has to be on their best behavior because there's a lady present. I'll just fuck I'll delete this video if you wrote Okay, my mom's here. This is the Debbie machine. Yay My fan clubs here, I have never done my mom's makeup before which is shocking to me honestly But like it has to happen. So that's what I'm gonna do today. Are you excited? Yes, I'm very excited. I wasn't English. Are you really excited? Yeah, I am actually cuz you know, I'm not really a makeup person. So we couldn't tell have you ever gotten your makeup done before? I don't think so Not not even like you're like wedding day. Oh, no. Well, I've seen your wedding pictures. You were wearing like a straw hat So I thought I look cute, you know, it'd go great with that as a full face Yeah, I'm gonna get married. Hell yeah, you ever had like fake eyelashes on. Oh, no never. No Let me tell you it's not fun. I know you need to wonder why I said yes I can tell how prepared you are for this because you wore your glasses over here. Do you have contacts? Well, I have them but I haven't worn them in a really long time. Okay, so am I supposed to do your makeup with your glasses on? With or without but you can't fucking see. Okay. Do you have any allergies? Dogs and cats You have a dog but she has hair not fur. I'm allergic to fur I don't know exactly what I'm gonna do to you But my I'm thinking of words that are like dark dramatic Heavy why we're just gonna do a lot of makeup step one and getting ready is just don't have bangs I'm gonna set you off with a little primer primer is what you put on walls Right underneath paint. Why there's so much like that one's round. It looks like a clown nose. That's racist First of all, it's stop it clown. What's racist about a clown? I'm one fourth clown and I did find that a bunch of Why don't you use that one instead of like those the square sponges and then there's the other kind of sponges Valid questions all of them and then you know some of them are more dense and some of them are but have more holes Okay, what are you doing right now? I'm just testing to see if they can use this color on me or not. You know what? Fuck it. Why not? Okay, Richard is ratchet salon We only have a small selection of foundations one of which is guaranteed to go on your face. No matter what This is gonna be like a light mask over your face. Like you have someone else's face on top of your face Yeah, I can't talk if my face can't move. Yes, you can absolutely can mom You don't look a day over 31 fun fact when my mother was born She was already pregnant with me. I'm only a year apart. We're irish twins Whatever you say honey. Don't we have an event we can go to later on tonight? Um, I'm sure we can find like a Walgreens Just show up to Walgreens like looking hella beat girl. Give me that face girl because I'm gonna beat it This is what models and boogie stars and people go through to get ready to go to work. There's all of this Why do you think it takes me so long to film? Now we're gonna start some contouring. Are you ready machine ready? Let me see let me see Look up All right, look up leave them open or closed I wish you want to close your eyes and look up inside your mind And I'm wondering why I'm having flashbacks right now I'm gonna set it a little bit with some powder because what I really want is to go for the contour right away What was that? That thing's sharp. It's from years of abuse. That's all that's precious It's like jab Well, I am doing a jab a light jab emotion Now we're gonna go in with this beautiful natural looking palette of colors Here's debbie and machine. I wish I'd worn my sushi shirt. Oh my god. Just wait till the water line That's what I wanted to kill myself. He actually wanted to die Here at Jenner's Red just so long we can't guarantee you that we're not gonna get up rush this directly in the eye And I'm also not baking you which is a thing baking. Yeah baking dark contour Are you tired already? I like that that's kind of fun. That's when you don't do the apples of your cheeks. You do the underneath the apples of your cheeks Who was like somebody that you wanted you thought was so beautiful David Bowie. Who can we make you look like? David Bowie. I'm not quite that skilled Can you do the lighting bolt across your face? Actually, no, I can't all I'm gonna take me to take all this off. Um, you know Wow, oh Cut me with those cheekbones David. I don't have any blush So I'll just rub this dirty brush on your face until it gets on that one's sharp, too You know Well, the reason why I don't eat blush is because that thing is stabbing me in the face with a thousand tiny needles I need to do some nice highlight on your cheekbones. It's very instagram You look like jaylo reborn. My goodness. You're just glowing. Have you ever been so Illuminated in your life. I don't think so because I have no idea what it looks like Do you ever do your eyebrows? Do what to them? The first thing I'm gonna do is shave them. Are you okay with that? Are you sure? I'm sure I'll just shave like the inside half Keep the tail. Can I write the words? Hell yeah, but I know this is new for you But I'm proud of you. Oh Took me 35 minutes 10 points. You're great. Oh girl. Yeah, you look like a new woman already. I'm ready for my close-up. Mr. DeMille We'll get in here What about any of these colors? Oh, that's clown makeup. I have it on right now. What are you trying to say? I just got insulted at my arm salon. Are you excited? No Why not? Well, I don't want you to my face too bad If you didn't want shit on your face, you shouldn't have agreed to this Are you near-sighted or far-sighted? Both you need glasses to see things far away and then you need glasses for reading things up close What are your eyes good for then? You're looking like a million bucks already. I look like a million bucks before the Debbie revolution Is it a big revolution or a little? It's probably little. Do you trust me? You shouldn't I have an older sister. That sounded like something she'll say. Oops. Oh, no, I'll fix it I had really long hair and she cut it really short one time because she wanted to see what it would be like if she had short hair Wait, she wanted to see what it would be like if she had short hair. Thank you. So she cut your hair Yes, that's fucked up. I let somebody cut stairs into my bangs. I don't have stairs in my bang. I got scissors Well, I don't know if I would let you do stairs I don't know what stairs look like. I don't want stairs in my bangs. I want escalators Oh my goodness Debbie machine tickles. This is gonna be a long night Isn't this the worst? It's like icky. Can you put me under Imagine if someone went under to get their makeup done Debbie you're looking beautiful. Well, I freaking better after all this You know you get a free ratchet salon experience. Usually this costs at least a thousand dollars I was laughing. Have you used my affiliate code? I'm a beauty giver Do you know that today I debated doing full face using only affiliate codes where I just printed out affiliate codes and glued that to my face? Let me know in the comments if you'd like me to do that because I am serious. I will do it Oh, oops. What? No one likes to hear oops when someone's working. Why not? Drink away your fear of looking beautiful. I am already beautiful. You are so beautiful You are so beautiful It sounds a little it's kind of like the police You know, it sounds nothing like the police. You are so beautiful. You are so beautiful. You are so beautiful Okay, I know you can't see and you think I'm like massacring your face right now But you look cute as fuck. Debbie you look cute. It's fun. You look so cute. I know what you're gonna say I'm already cute girl. We know I brought one. I think oh, I brought this like Orange orange. It brought down my orange. Look look look straight up What? Look up like this. All right, you know, maybe it's not necessary I'll just try to jam my mascara wand in there. So jam is on the prohibited lipstick terminology right now Oh, damn. Look at that face the expertise keep going more Damn girl. Who is that? You look beautiful and natural and in your like the flower that you are Like you should get into lashes mom daddy. You look really good. You look really good Here, let me get you a mirror. I know you think that I like did something crazy to your face But I didn't I kept it like not that crazy. I know you guys I'm sure expected me to just do something terrible to her But I would never do that to my own mother. So here you go. Debbie. Are you ready for you reveal? I'm ready. Yo hit my mom up in the blackberry messenger Yo, you want to take her out? Hey See? Yeah. Hey girl. It's a little fake though. It's something. Hell yeah. Farther away is better That's my whole life farther away. It's much better. Just stand very far away from me But that took a long time to do that to make all that Oh look like Here. This is what you look like. Wow. I think we should have done the drag queen one Well, you know, there's always next time You were the one that was making a big deal out of some eyeliner So if you're scared of eyeliner drag makeups, not for you girl Oh, you're right Yo, if you want to take my mom out on a date, you should mail a letter to p.o. Box slash nicolodeon dot 14369 or lando chicago, arizona, right the juggalos want to come I'm sorry. What did you say? The insane clown posse Well, I mean mom there's always next time we can do some juggalo makeup on you It would be my honor to make the outside match the inside of that. Okay I forgot to set you with some spray close your eyes What the hell? Well three Oh, yeah, that is weird. You put your glasses on That'd be in a big one. Okay. She's feeling you feeling yourself, huh? You look like you're my cousin that's like five years older than me But that's also my fault because I did so much sun damage to my face kids. Don't go tanning. You're welcome Well, um, thank you. Okay, that'll be um seven seven hundred dollars seven hundred dollars a thousand a thousand with him Wait, we agreed on uh two thousand dollars No, no, all right. Give me six. I raised you for when you were a baby. I'm not paying you nothing Shit, we're off the Walgreens. So next time I shave your brows off and we do full drag Yeah No, no, no. All right. Make sure you smash that dislike button And if you want me to glue affiliate codes all over my face. Well, you just let me know whatever Thank you for being here mom. We love you so much. All right. Make sure you subscribe to my channel I put on videos every wednesday slash thursday. I'll see you. What is that? What's going on here tight mom tight? That's tight. Uh, it's the boy scouts salute Is that are you sure it's this? This is the boy scout. Okay We'll see you guys next week. Bye say bye. Let's play a game called whose hand is this? Zoom in on her face say something Something