 Hello Foundation staff, this is Dr. Theron Sherman, but you can call me Sherm, and today's broadcast is on SCP-5334. Be aware this document does contain themes of alcoholism. Let's begin. Item number, SCP-5334 Object Class, Euclid Special Containment Procedures Observations of the star system HD44219 on the internet are to be monitored and expunged by Foundation webcrawlers. Published papers on observed anomalous activity are to be confiscated and involved individuals dosed with Class G amnestics. Description SCP-5334 is a gaseous planet orbiting the star HD44219, approximately 164 light-years from Earth. SCP-5334 is roughly three-fifths the mass of Jupiter and is not anomalous in composition, size, shape, or position. It orbits its host star at approximately 1.2 AU and possesses a single moon and ring system. SCP-5334's ring system is composed of approximately 2.7 billion glass bottles, each containing various alcoholic beverages. Analysis of recovered bottles during a faster-than-light anomalous exoplanet survey suggests they are at least 800 years old, and each bottle's alcohol content is exceptionally high, ranging from 40 to 70 percent. The bottles have no discernible markings or identifying characteristics besides damage caused by micro-impacts. Approximately once every 200 days, roughly 20,000 to 150,000 glass bottles will spontaneously disappear from the ring system. Following this, SCP-5334 will undergo multiple erratic alterations to its orbit, deviating as wildly as 20 degrees from its stable configuration. These erratic alterations will slowly become less prominent and will eventually result in SCP-5334 returning to its original orbital path. Addendum 27 years after the anomaly was first observed, it underwent a radical change in behavior. The relevant logs have been attached below. Date October 5, 2020 100 hours 42 minutes UTC Note SCP-5334 had undergone a regular disappearance event only 54 days prior. Begin log Time stamp 0 Approximately 50,000 bottles disappear from SCP-5334's ring. Despite this, SCP-5334 appears unaffected and continues in its projected orbit. Time stamp 7 hours 34 minutes SCP-5334 slows significantly, but otherwise does not change. Time stamp 1 day 19 hours 42 minutes SCP-5334's moon begins to display erratic behavior, its orbit changing radically, up to 70 degrees from normal. It appears to accelerate and decelerate at random intervals. Time stamp 2 days 23 hours 3 minutes SCP-5334 begins to slowly increase its speed over the next 14 hours to match its prior conditions. Its moon continues to behave in a chaotic manner, and its distance increases from its host planet as time goes on. Time stamp 3 days 12 hours 47 minutes The moon, now 150% farther than its usual distance, immediately begins accelerating towards SCP-5334 at roughly 30 kilometers per second squared, causing minor deformations on its surface. Time stamp 3 days 16 hours 22 minutes SCP-5334 begins to accelerate away from its moon. SCP-5334's moon continues to accelerate as well, deforming its shape. Time stamp 4 days 1 hour 2 minutes The moon, being faster due to its lower mass, passes the mean distance of its original orbit. SCP-5334 significantly deforms due to increasing acceleration. The moon does so as well. Time stamp 4 days 13 hours 17 minutes SCP-5334's moon enters its host's roach limit, and soon after attempts to change direction to move perpendicularly. Despite these attempts, the moon continues to accelerate rapidly towards SCP-5334. Time stamp 4 days 17 hours 54 minutes The moon begins to break apart due to tidal forces and gravity, and no longer displays any anomalous movements. SCP-5334's acceleration slows, removing deformities. Time stamp 4 days 19 hours 9 minutes SCP-5334's moon disintegrates and falls into the planet. Time stamp 4 days 20 hours 2 7 days 15 hours No activity Time stamp 7 days 15 hours 4 minutes Every bottle of alcohol in the ring system disappears. SCP-5334 ceases movement And log SCP-5334's orbital path has decayed since the incident, and if no further anomalous activity is detected, will likely fall into its host star by 2023. Reclassification to neutralized is pending. This concludes today's broadcast. Please like, comment, subscribe, and hit the bell using your encrypted YouTube account, and support our broadcasts at patreon.com slash site 42.