 Hey man, don't be putting that shit on camera, you gonna get us arrested. In my career, bro, I'm behind the fence, I'm on the fence with it, bro. You know what I'm saying? I'm on the fence with it. I could go either way, bro. I could be LeBron, or, or I could be Gucci, man. See, I've been doing cats for so long, it's like I've been coming here working on my shit. Like this got me on all, I'm like before all the TV and stuff start rolling in, I'll come in here and work on my shit. You know what I'm saying? I could be great, or I could be a legend. You know what I'm saying? Ain't but two, ain't but two other options. You know what I'm saying? Be great or legendary. Work on my shit, work on my shit, every Tuesday and then I just, I just kept doing it. You know what I'm saying? This just part of my regiment. Now this is my protein, this is my comedy protein. Everybody out there, ain't no more regular shit, because everything I done already did, then I already exceeded regular. You feel me, bro? So I come to cats, freestyle, you know what I'm saying? Get all the bullshit out the way, separate that, then put the real with the shit right up. Cooking in my kitchen, man, that's all it is. Don't add me no more questions, bro. Who is this lady with this red skirt on? I hope she telling her man, look, I'm at cats, I see somebody and it's over. What your date at? My girlfriend. She your date? Yes. Don't date your girlfriend. Hey, don't, hey, don't risk your friendship out here trying to date your home girl. You know, friends don't date, y'all should keep it friendly, yeah. A tad bit more than that, though. A tad bit? Just a tad bit. So you saying you prefer the ladies? Yes. Hey, once she make you mad in your breakup, start dating men again. Yeah? I see a real future for you. You do? Yeah. How you doing? Fine ass. I always hit on the studs. I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck to girls. Don't fall for any of the white man's tricks. None? None. No other white man's tricks. Just you? Especially his. You don't want to see him with his shirt off. Titties. Skin. See, we got beautiful people releasing. Alright, hey, hey, before you leave, though. Ice boot. I appreciate that. Period. Hey, lady, who's sitting by yourself? What you doing? Wait for my friend. It's my birthday. How you know? I told her. Oh, happy birthday. All the life scan ladies' birthday. All the life scan ladies' birthday today. I didn't know you all had the same birthday. It's your birthday too? Hey, that's your boyfriend? Yeah. He ain't look like it. That's why I have me got the little boyfriend clothes on and shit. With the button-up shirt. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So what you doing for your birthday? You just going to come to the free comedy show? Yeah, I didn't do anything else to do. So this is just your last option. What should you do on your birthday? This is all you came up with. Slain as hell. You ain't going to look at the striples or nothing? Maybe after. Maybe after? You going to hit the wig? Maybe after. Maybe? All right. Who else we got ahead of night? So your friend. You single? It's complicated. That just mean you fucking a neighbor and you don't want to ask him to be your boyfriend? I don't think I want it anymore. Does he know this? Yeah, he a police officer. Yeah, fuck the police. I mean, don't keep fucking the police. Fuck the police. Why would you want to fuck the police? That's why you don't like me? He black. Don't fuck with a black police officer. That nigga already fucked up. And he didn't want to be a black man police officer. You got to be going through some shit. There's a nigga to this ad. Hey, I want to be the police officer. Take all my homeboys and cousins in my chair. That's stupid. Why the fuck would a nigga want to be the police? I would never be the fucking police. I wouldn't give a fuck if they came to my house and was like, all we need is one more person. Carlos, will you do it? Fuck no, fuck y'all. Bitch ass police. I can't stand the police. Saying all that stupid ass shit. Your tent too dark. On the windows are on me, motherfucker. Fuck the police. Eat a whole dick. A big bowl of male anatomy. Y'all come on in. We just talking about what church we go to and shit. How you doing? Welcome to episode one. I'm going to whoop everybody's ass and I don't need no gun. I said, sucker emcees. They want to see me battle when I come around. I take the bitches in the holes and all the freaks and then I got to scoot out the town. Suckers. Watching this. Want to come to my land and I'm going to beat your ass and I'll kick your face with my feet and with my hands. Nigga, I'm cold. Cold.