 Ever since I made the video asking you guys to roast my dogs, someone in there said something like a hamster might be smarter than marbles and I said I think a hamster is smarter than marbles and then we got ad and people have been requesting that I see who's smarter marbles or hamster. I don't really know how to measure who's smarter so we came up with like some tasks that I think that they can do in an epic chihuahua versus hamster face off because we all know marbles is really not bright at all. Marble come here. Marble come. So these aren't going to be like super exciting because there's not much to do with a chihuahua or hamster right they just kind of exist. The first thing I came up with was do they respond to their name which we know marbles does. Marble. Marble? Marble you get a point for that yay good marble. He's like what did I do fam? Let's see if ad responds to his name. I think we all know the answer but ad ad ad ad ad ad ad ad it's me your mom ad doesn't really know his name doesn't even really know what I am or that I'm here but so it took marbles two years to learn how to sit and he will still not sit on hard surfaces he will only sit on soft surfaces but we'll try anyways I have a pretty good feeling that ad will not but I also have a feeling that marbles will not sit okay that was cute but sit marbles sit marbles come here this way why are you facing away from me marbles come here now let's try it on the carpet marbles sit oh goodbye what's the matter you don't want to cheat here you want me to put it on the ground here you go wow what a good boy now let's see if ad will sit for us sit sit ad sit sit sit ad sit he's just different than marbles and that like marbles won't sit but he'll just stare at you ad won't sit he'll just run around so I'm not sure like which is better or worse ad sit so the last time we did this with marbles it was we put a towel on his head to see how long it would take him to get out of it this time I think we're gonna put him under a blanket and see how long he takes to get out of the blanket because ad can do that too we can't put a towel around that so marble marble come here oh come here marble marble you like marble we're doing a thing here bud marble come on marble come marble come marble come come come on come on bud come on yay so ready how much time was that minute 39 marble marble that is not a good time but well now I know why people say he's dead like look at him he doesn't do anything now we're gonna see how long it takes ad to get out from underneath the blanket this is a thick blanket too it's gonna be a challenge for you go there in seven seconds you such a clever little guy he may not know his name or where he is or what I am but he can at least survive the next task we came up with was seeing how long it takes them to find a treat hidden on the couch and I hidden I mean I'm just gonna put it somewhere and he can smell it oh no oh no we don't have like all day for you to find it bud marble you want to treat he's burying it truly no the answer is he won't go and look for it you have to hand feed it to him so that he can deny it he's not even a dog marble you're not getting a point for that sorry bud all right yeah you can start the timer okay for ad safety we're gonna reset reset him not doing so hot are we at all he has to do is beat two minutes so time is still going I'm gonna move the oats closer to the wall cuz he likes going near the wall what's the time oh we put him in his in his cheeks they're already gone it was like how to eat him so fast good boy you did it so ad gets a point for that because he beat marble or at least had any interest in food that was on the couch at all all right so I know that we can measure this right this second but our next level of intelligence is can they be potty trained and marble is getting an f this looks like it's from this morning marble gp on the floor marbles is almost nine years old and still just sometimes doesn't really know where the bathroom is look at him he's so upset why didn't mean to embarrass you bud we're just we're doing a test okay and ad gets a point because he is litter trained look at that's pee that's pee in his litter box and his sand you see that yours is like the whole backyard and you can't figure it out he's a hamster ad gets a point so we've built marble this very elaborate obstacle course for him to get through in order to get a treat you're gonna have to go through here you understand like dog agility training come on all you have to do is just crawl through here mumble you have to go under the obstacle course go see if it's in my hand he thinks that it's mine and he doesn't want to take it from me I'm so proud of you for putting your head in the obstacle course oh oh okay oh no marbles the kind of dog to just starve to death it's just pillows well he needed a push to get through there but he did it I'm not sure that that's where the whole point though have a point wait did you eat it bud huh all right he forgot to eat his prize time for you to do the what are you looking at ad he almost responded we're gonna have ad do the obstacle course now for a little piece of spinach we'll see if he does it ready oh my god how much time was that eight seconds ad sir you get a point that's how you're supposed to be like he has a will to live but then again I mean marbles isn't really alive so so the next one that we came up with is eating out of a dish which may seem like second nature to a dog but to marble this is very difficult I will there's food in there people see Julian's blogs and they're like why do you feed marble on the ground this is why we feed marble on the ground because he will starve himself to death if we don't like we don't even have to wait here we know he's not gonna eat out there really this is just like a cautionary tale of if you'd like to get a chihuahua you have like 20 years of this to look forward to in here this is a prison he's trapped in his own prison you don't get any points no you do not all right let's see if ad will eat out of a dish it's like a similar size dish to this is by far adds most gifted talent like marbles would never I mean not only will add eat out of his dish but he will drink water and eat food from anywhere our next test of intelligence is gonna be are they good outside they're animals that's like the real natural habitat let's see so nice so quiet and peaceful you want to come up here so now let's see how ad does outside wow wonderful amazing such a good little hamster outside relaxed nice easy is biting grass not barking at all not aggressive ad definitely it's a point for this although I'm not sure that this proves intelligence I think it's something it's whether or not they'll pose for a picture Marvel Marvel you wanna beautiful easy he's so good at posing for pictures 10 out of 10 Marvel why are you crying about you let's see how ad poses for a picture I mean we already know this but it is very difficult to get a picture of ad ad hi oh ad just look at the camera this this is like the status quo of trying to take a picture of ad sorry ad but I think Marvel beats you in that department you guys all get a zero for this every single one of you ad you included you can't even live with other hamsters without fighting them to death so our next test of intelligence is going to be will they walk on a leash which we know Marvel's will do good boy so smart go wherever mommy goes because that's your only way to survive now I couldn't find a hamster leash available I wonder why but I fastened one out of elastic and look at that and you get a point boy you're walking on a leash I'm a little nervous it looks a little more dramatic than it is there's a slip knot in there for safety not exactly relaxing but he's walking on a leash at oh god oh hell yeah yo what's up guys I'm Jenna I'm 30 I like to walk my hamster on a leash that I made myself he's going for it oh he's going wow ad heal ad sit wow what a good boy are you having a good time oh my goodness in case you ever feel like recreating this up and he's out oh my god ad I guess what I was gonna say in case you feel like recreating this just don't the final scores are ad has seven points and marbles has about five or six depending whether or not you consider being manipulative worthy of a point I mean yeah these aren't great tests of intelligence but like the joke was that marbles is dumber than a hamster marbles is really done I mean you lost and you're not even alive I guess the moral of this video is that if you would like a Chihuahua or get a hamster you know it's up to you but they're basically the same pet one lives in a cage and like doesn't really need anything and what lives outside of a cage needs a lot and is a lot so yeah I mean I I know this wasn't like the most exciting thing in the world but there's not a lot that you can do with a rodent and a glorified rodent the results are final ad is officially smarter than marbles there's no other way around it you know what the nice thing about ad is is that he just wants to live whereas marbles it's like it's a daily task just to make sure he's keeping himself alive this is what you guys wanted so I hope that you're happy marbles is officially dumber than a hamster make sure you subscribe to my channel I put out any videos every Wednesday slash Thursday move away from me