 I have a fun fact for today's video. Although I guess if you're a Miami fan this is not a fun fact. The last Dolphins playoffs win was in 2000. Yes, the year 2000. Some of you were born after that year. The only team that's waited longer, the Detroit Lions, yeah, I know. Now listen, the only reason I bring that up is because I genuinely believe from the bottom of my heart that the Dolphins are gonna win a playoff game this year. They're gonna break the drought. They got Tyree Kill, they got Tua turned up all over, they got Jalen Waddle like a sickie. I believe in that squad, honestly. But we're not here for that today. Today we are here for the Miami Dolphins' theme team. Decked out with a gold 99, stupid fast, makes my game lag, Tyree Kill. Five foot nine, but he's fast as hell, grin and there are a lot of very fast fire receivers in the game, so he's not as good as when he came out. You've got Jalen Waddle up to a 98. You've got Reggie Bush, Ricky Williams, Kenyon Drake, so I really like the running backs. Dan Marino, not my favorite Madden quarterback, but I do like him in real life, so it should be fun. You got Zonkars! Zonkars! As you guys know, I've been running a lot of half back stretch, and I really like it. So if I can run it out of eye form and have Zonkars blocking, I'm gonna be a happy man. You've also got Wes Welker. Mike, a sickie 99, excited to use him. You got Robert Hunt, who has a free post up. Mike Pouncy, gold 99, turn on Armstead, gold 99, so very solid offensive line. I think we're gonna run the ball really, really well. Defensively, you've got gold 99, Miggum! Robert Quinn, Junior Seau, Jerome Baker, Jalen Phillips, Cam Chancellor, Christian Wilkins, Rayquan Davis, Mario Williams, David Howard, and Byron Jones. Joe Byron! Also, I was about to say, I knew he had. I knew he had Golden Ticket Tyreek. I guess he just wasn't in for a little bit there. We're putting Golden Ticket Tyreek in for sure. And let's move around the ability so that we can actually activate him. I think it'll be really fun to use. And obviously, we gotta take Jack Youngblood out, but Adamakinsu is a true dolphin. So we're gonna sub him in right there. So we got Adamakinsu, Christian Wilkins, Rayquan Davis, Mario Williams. It's a really good defensive line. And a gigantic shout out to Zach for letting him use the squad. Look at Zach's coin count, bro. 458, he shelled out everything to make sure you're the best possible dolphin steam team. It did not disappoint. His team is gross. I wanna see a fully gas Zonklers. Is this a 99 speed Zonkers? 98 speed, 99 strength, 99 awareness, 99 carry. Run, lead, and impact block are 99. That is an offensive lineman with 98 speed right there, baby. Ooh, a clean slate, Zach. I kinda like that. I won't feel bad if I mess this up. Pump quiz. Do you nap or do you drink coffee? Or both. If either was yes. 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This! Yes! What are you doing? Tyreek, let's go. Oh, throw a block. Tyreek was gonna house call that. Okay, so he's shifted left. Like he's supposed to be ready for this. Let's see if he's ready for it. Oh, no. Stop and go. Oh, I went a little too hard. Ricky Williams is subbed in the weed man himself. Now we cut it up the middle. Now you've got him thinking, dude. You've got him thinking about the stretch. He's getting ready to play it, but there's no stretch. Oh, shit. Oh, he's up on that. Uh-oh. Get sicky! I need you! Oh! Mike is sicky! The absolute bailout. Single coverage. Mike is sicky comes down with it. I knew he was a beast, but I didn't think he'd be able to do that. And Wes Welker is gonna take us to eight to zero. Oh my God. Tyreek, go get him. Oh, shit, he's so open. Oh, no! Same thing, except I'm gonna peel off and go lurk that. Oh, okay. Okay. All right, let's go on Tyreek. Let's just clamp. Okay, that's fine. Oh, no! Fastie spin. I'm embarrassed. Blocking. Senior! What's he doing? What happened? Somebody just signed in while I was on and it just took me out of that game. Wow, that was giving me a good game, too. I'm never playing against this Joe Mixon. Golden ticket, Joe Mixon. Let's go. I like this. I like this throw to Reggie Bush. Isaiah Simmons is there, but not after six yards. Let's go tight end attack. The classic, dude. Just heave one up the front of him. Darn it, dude. Number one, I thought that was Kasiki. Number two. All right, whatever. Ooh, he likes the run as well. Nice tackle by Tyreek Hill. Could be another run. Oh, oh, Wildcat. Damn. I like this. Dude, he's got Joe Mixon back there with Saekwon Barkley. I'm against Sue on the QB Spy on Orthodox. Yes, sir! And that's Sue, right? Oh, no, it's Jalen Phillips. That's four to six. We might try to stop for a stop here. Ooh, we got something here, boys. I'm hoping we get some pressure on him. I only have a three-man rush. My God, Minka. You gotta break that up, Minka. All right, well, he's definitely running the ball now. So right side, maybe. Left side, Minka's in there, and so is Tyreek Hill. That Tyreek Hill's way better than I thought he was gonna be. Play action? No, he really runs it. Right up the middle, Christian Wilkins is there. Let's go. Fourth goal, another no-huddle. What is he doing? Dude, I don't know what he's doing here. I'm actually nervous now. I'm going on Tyreek. Play action? Let's go! Tyreek, let's go! A golden ticket, and a golden ticket. Wow, the no-huddle nonsense. Finally get stuffed. I'm going inside zone Reggie Bush. I believe in my blockers here. Yes, sir. I get caught in the pass game trap, you know? I'm going just like him. I'm going no-huddle. Right up the middle. There's, oh, look at the block from Zalclarz. Is he there? No, but this is... Oh, what you getting? I'm gonna send this back to the right side. Damn, dude. Third and 13. Gasicky single coverage. Oh my God, I couldn't even pass that. I'm going for it. Dude, I think Reggie Bush might be a touchdown. I'm just throwing it. I don't know what I'm throwing it to. Arm punt, if we tackle him, it's an arm punt. Welker! All right, it was a 19-yard arm punt. My offense is not impressive right now. But defense did come out big. Hey, let's go. Oh, I'm going on mixing. Oh no, I'm in trouble. I'm in so much trouble. That's actually fine. Nice move. It's a real run. Oh no, I missed. Damn, power out got me there. If this is a stretch, I'm in so much trouble. Even if it's a handoff, I'm in trouble. I ran and committed that. I'm run committing. Come on, boys. We need this stuff. He's chewing clock, I respect it. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go! Let's go! Call the timeout. We're gonna do it again. Oh, that's so bogey. Someone was telling me how to stop that and I never listened. I never figured it out. Ooh, geez. We have to get Zonkler's involved or we're just gonna lose. It's that simple. There's another one. Stop him. Good luck. Good luck. Here's what we do. We hit Zonkler's over the middle. We call the timeout. Wait for it. Wait for it. There it is. Let's go! Call the TO. Kick the field goal. Take our points, baby. Three to eight. I'll be happy. We can still win this ball game. That's not what I was doing wrong. I wasn't going to Zonkler's. What am I doing? Play action. Uh-oh. How could Tyree not get to that? That's the fastest user in the game. This is fine. He's gonna spin. Oh, I knew he was gonna do it. I still couldn't stop him. This is fine. We're there. We're there. Hey, I don't know if we can count that Third and inches. Does he play action or does he run it? Play action. I can't recover. Oof. What? Where's everybody? All right, let's try something new. Play action. That's good news. Oh, I got it! Oh! Tyree, is this shittiest user ever? That's, I'm right there. Dude, any safety or anyone even taller than five foot nine is gonna learn that. I'm on that shit. Oh, that sucks. Oh, somebody. Are you shitting me? God, we suck right now. Why don't we pick up a little, let's pick a little, little ground yards. Yes, sir. Stupid round yards, right to your bush! What if I'm down five or whatever I'm about to be down? That's huge. I'm going inside zone. Get there, cut it back. God damn, what are they made out of fucking vibranium? You can't throw anything. Third and 10? You don't think good. I wouldn't take the interception, but whatever. This is a game. Okay, Marino, oh, wait a second. I hate everything. Oh my God. Are you kidding me? Oh, and now it's just completely blanketed and he's going to lurk me sick, dude. Oh my God. I'm so over it. I feel like he might just run this ball. I'm thinking on Xavier and Howard. Bingo. Great stuff, Minka, with the X factor lit up. Third and eight. I'm on Robert Quinn. I'm not supposed to be on Robert Quinn. Oh, I did not expect him to still throw that. Oh, I just ran. Come here. That's a touchdown. Take the L on this one. I am not on the right, dude. I guess I have to resort back to this. See if you can bust another one. Good block from Zonkers, of course. Ooh, a little jump pass, Marino. Geez, that's just like, that's just stupid. Really don't care what happens here. Oh my God. What the fuck is with the blocking? All right, I take everything back. Miami's not winning a playoff game this year. Dude, I just got two losses on my boys' account. The first one I think I could have won, this was just a horrible game. Miami Dolphin's Team Team, man. Don't use your tire to kill a mental linebacker. That's all I'll tell you. Gotta take my Ls. Gotta take my Ls. All right, I appreciate you, boys. Gigi's my opponent. Got my ass handed to me. Hey, appreciate you, boys. Thanks for watching as always. I love you. I'll see you guys in the next video. Peace.