 You I'm in Somerset Mall in Michigan three absolute studs walk up and they say yo Papa me can we get a pastry, etc And I'm like absolutely my son one of them says yo I have a private basketball court in Michigan Do you want to come out and maybe shoot some videos with us? Well turns out it's an hour and a half drive away, but you know what I'm doing right now I'm sending that hour and a half to go play some basketball with the boys. It should be a lot of fun Here's a problem though. So last time I did a basketball video. I was criminally under prepared I had my glasses on which is why I put my contacts in for today And I didn't even have basketball shoes for this video. I'm coming prepared now I had these Kyrie basketball shoes that I loved literally have no idea where they are I'm gonna go to my mom's house. I'm gonna rummage through my old stuff from high school I might my shoe size hasn't grown either as my wiener and it makes me so sad I want to die every day, but let's go find these shoes and then play some basketball. Goose, baby. There's my goose My good, baby Whoa You have a boomerang it's soccer with the boomerang Nala I'm just here to get some hoop and shoes so I can dunk on some subscribers. I don't actually need all right Dude on another sad note Tyree kills basketball game got canceled Which I thought was gonna be the next time I play basketball, but that's okay I gotta get a basketball vid in anyway. Oh my god. I actually fucking have these shoes. This is hilarious Dude, these things are so they're still so crispy. They're in really good condition But these are the basketball shoes for today. Goose. How's your wiener? How's your wiener? Goose goose just sit there if your wiener's good Okay, very good Gibby Fuck you. Oh Good goose her name is not actually goose. It's Nala, but she goes by either. It's like a nickname I mean look at her bro. Is she a Nala or is she a goose? It's goose and then my dog is Luna, but we call her lubers-balubers lubers-pubers Pupils winner-goose winner-far-winner-pupils winner-goose. I mean, what is she? Is she a Luna or is she a Pupils winner-far-winner-goose winner-pupils winner-goose winner-pupils winner-pupils I don't have dry baby. Also rest in peace juice. I Gotta see it was crazy. This man was repping the merch as I walked in. Yes, sir You gotta love it dog. This is actually insane Who does this bro? Hey, let's get some name introductions for the vid. Who we got here? I got my name's Ryan Mooney. Dude, today. Jack Mooney, friend of men's. Oh wait brothers. Yeah. Oh dope. I love it Hey, who's who's winning in a 1v1? You're your boy pizza Oh I'm perfect how to do the dunk contest. I don't think it's happening. I'm gonna be honest No, let's do it on that height right there. I can throw something down on that You just pointed at my face. I believe in you. Is there a red guy in the top right here to leave, bro He's a lead film man. All right. This is the dunk contest as you can see it's at 10 foot Don't need to measure it's at 10 foot. These two are judges. I got you All right, judge number one. What's your judge name? founder Shruck Okay, these four are the judge. What's your judge name? I'm judge balsky's. Oh fuck this guy Hairball dumb hairball dumb. All right, but can I get like a rundown? Yeah, I got you. Oh wait. What's your cameraman name? Kenny chop. You guys are good with these See something to the fan for the uf to say hi Denver You guys are judges the dunk contest You can oh no cheating He's gonna cheat don't jewel. It's not cool Okay, that's seven seven seven. Yeah Nice All right, I don't know how to do about that but someone do some math. What's that? We'll add those up 29 In the air right now Yep Judge balsky's is giving up papa seven seven I'll be respect get out of the dungeon Holds final time talking mom This is for high school. He's committed to msu baby. Yeah. Oh my god Wait, you're telling me the 80s as a sophomore in high school. Mm-hmm getting on this This is bryce harper 2.0 I don't actually know this. It's not a catcher. Justin verlander. That's a kid. There you go. Yeah I'm taking my name on incident white mom white mom. Where are you committing to? Can I give you a right now? straight to embryo I'm not committing. He's going overseas. He's going to the papa wheel of 2k team. That's where he's doing next to him I want galaxy oval white mom I put a wheel spin on there so he can say what mama picks. Yes Dude, yes, dude, dude. It's gonna be larry bird every time The day that happens, I'll be like larry bird put down the phone hang up larry bird Bro, I can't imagine being this funny when I was here. I actually can't Women should not be allowed to exist. I'm serious All right That all tense I get points for trying Gotta get Matt's feels gotta get papa's feels. Let's go I can't stop me. Don't matter. You can't get it. He's not clutch He's not elite this man This man I hope you mess this up one more time Look at this man, bro What'd you give me you give him a five dog white mom, but what are you doing, bro? You gave me a three for a mist when mill 316 this man five points for sticking a thing God Jeff airy Okay, so what a dunk contest follow steep any plugs no pre-con I already plugged. I already had to drop a plug Thank you Do you need a camera man? You want to like hire me? I'm glitched. I have anything to say to your boy pizza Your trap range extend her off a lot. Let's finish her green machine. You already know point guards mike like ox long seven three last cleaner Papa would say they were green lights weren't they So what's it actually called? Can you tell me? Yeah, it's not a green light But it's a light and it's green. I can't I call it a green light. You can but like I was spring green green That's flight. Yeah, I don't want to steal flights You know what else piss me off. God. I gotta say one thing. I'm getting micromanaged here. Let's hear the moss 100 Well, it's supposed to they just throw it. He catches it. What am I supposed to do about it? What do I do? Blitz. Blitz. I know but I'm always not looking and then I don't have my blitz up You're right. You guys are right. I better see this guy make a youtube channel. Do you have one already? No, I'm gonna make one. This guy needs one so bad. Oh, he's got the leak barbecue. So awesome. That's it. I wish I could tell you guys I just can't Okay, when you're 16, I'll tell you Oh god, this kid's so good. He's gonna FaceTime you and I. He's literally so good. Better not leak it If your friends see this video, you better not leak it to him. Oh, of course I won't It's a deal