 DOG! Like, is this a sear- is this REAL?! But what is up with these guys?! Super bummer dude. Blind brain dead player in the world. He's already sitting here in the chat waiting. He said, just join when you're ready. He's here. The most blind. Like, this is going to be the most obnoxious rage game in the world. Like, literally Chuck. It's time to fucking Chuck. Ah, it's Chuck season, boys. Round one. We're dead. We're dead. That's all I know. We're dead. Well, you just snap fucking anything. Early, just throw anything. Totally just throw anything, dude. Bro, that's spot might need a force. You're not last spot, but you're getting hella hit sticks. Yellow zone guy? Quick slants with a running back streak, dude. This guy's diffie, dude. Just quick snap anything, I'm telling you. The worst thing about these players is once you get a lead and they don't deal, they don't care. They're putting their face to the wind and they're like, it's about to get ugly now. My defense is about to get substantially worse now, boys. Just buckle up. This is fuck, I'm telling you, this is fucking miserable. I'm telling you, this is gonna non-stop. Oh my god, dawg. Like, come on, Cam. You're in a perfect spot. This is fucking disgusting, man, playing this kid. It is disgusting. Pick artists on everybody, dude. Pick artists on everybody, dude. Thank you, bro. Fuck. Ah, that's gotta be a juror that's just lagged. Like, come on, man. Tell me, bro, he don't care about life. Like, when you look in the mirror, bro, he don't care. He don't care how he's going out. He don't care how it's gonna happen. He really don't care. Like, dawg, he's just like, he's out here to have fun, dude. He's not out here for your bullshit chatters. That should have been a touchdown, though. Of course, we just get shitted by this three-man rush. That was always fun. That was fun. You know, that three-man right there, that was fucking awesome, dude. Right through the agap, huh, boys? I mean, that's just so fucking bad. Like, I swear it's like, oh my god, dude. Oh, that last one was a catch? Oh, nice, nice, nice, nice. Dude, am I getting fucking no deep blue out here? Am I just ass right now? Dog, like, how do... Like, I just want to know how that dude shitted that one. Boy, if I had that free post that we'd be rolling right now, huh, boys? Oh, my god. Like, I don't... Ew, bro, just felt like shit right there. Ooh, evasive. Hold up. Mmm. Oh, yeah, I would have never made that juke without jukebox ever. Hey, I wouldn't have got tackled, honestly. There's just no fucking way you're just high ball... Dog, oh my god, I just hate how shitty these fucking players are, dude. There's just no way you'd throw that pass. Like, what the fuck, man? Like, you know how bad this shit is right now? Like, the amount of interceptions this bag probably fucking throws for fun. Like, the amount of interceptions this guy throws for fun is insane, dude. My god, man. My RPO is just the most lethal. I shouldn't give up so soon, you know? Dog, like, the shreds that these three fucking people get is so dumb, man. Come on, yay? Post-ups? Post-ups? All this bullshit? It doesn't matter. These three people just... It's so goddamn broken, man. The shreds that I'm getting right now are just like... I'm fucking furious, dude. It's insane, man. It's like, it's stupid as hell, man. Any moron could play defense right now when that happens. Like, you could do anything on defense. When three people get you like that, it's just dead. It's just like... You got nothing. You got nothing, dude. Dog, can you drop that? Thank you, man. God, it's like the worst throw in the world. And you just make it with a smile on your face, dude. Come on, dickhead. How many times are you gonna throw a seam route? Go back to head-to-head, you piece of shit. Oh! Like, is this a se... Is this real? Once I kick, come on. Oh, you're a man. Never mind. It won't be funny anymore. Dog, when you get rushed like that, everything's dead. Like, it's so easy to play defense. Bo Jackson. Oh, shit. Hot rocks? Oh, there's just no way this is real, dude. There's just no way we're just Missing a ball between zones like this. There's just no way in hell this is a real game. I suck because I would never play like this. I don't know. This is when I want mid-zone. I gotta put mid-zone on safety, bro. I gotta take... I gotta take Devontae Adams and put him in middle of the field. No, I just need to put mid-zone on... Wherever Justin Simmons is, he would have a million knockouts. But I just have deep zone on him because he's in the deep zone. Don't worry. We're going to the super bag after this. That's why you have every player you can in the game. Well, he just throws it. He just throws it. The amount of interceptions this person is probably throwing in their Madden career. Astronomical, dude. Did that linebacker just... Did that linebacker just do that? That well. God bless that linebacker, homeboys. Why not highball that? I think if I don't highball that, we can complete that, though. All right. That's all we got to do. We got to take Devontae Adams. I'm going to put him in safety and then we're going to put Simmons outside corner and is dead. Watch this. Oh, my God, dude. Ready? Dog, how is nobody to fuck there, man? This is fucking the greatest seam door of all time, dude. I just... I literally... I don't know what zone plays a seam right now. I really don't. Just throw seams up and down the field. I literally just... I mean, my pass... I don't need my passers to fight. Just snapping and throwing the ball. That's why he has three interceptions already. He's just snapping and throwing the ball, dude. Like, I don't know what else. Like, we're going to catch picks because of it. That's why we have three picks. We've got three picks already. Like, because he just snaps and throws, man. That's how I put Jair Alexander in a vert hook right there, and he just did nothing. I mean, I probably could do a dollar a little bit more, but I kind of like what I'm doing right now. I didn't want to hold the ball. Oh, my God, I'm so body. He just snaps the ball. What I want to do is make sure my coverage is good, really. Set your feet, God damn it. Where's my roaming dead eye when you need to throw a voice, huh? Was it 38? We're making a 17-point game, right? It'd be a 16-point game if I get to go for kick the swivel. I want to kick. I mean, I got to go back. I did too many bad plays. I had too much double post there, really. In really three plays, I took 30 seconds on the clock, shouldn't have been more. But right now, it's just, can I stop a damn 2-point conversion play? See, sometimes I have all day. Other times, I got instant shedding. And it's like, dude, what? Like what? Thank you, bro. That's what I need. Dog, holy shit, man. Dog, like, it's just like insane. The angle route stops for him perfectly. Thank you, fucking idiot, man. That's how a man's want to throw a million pictures. Snap and throw in guess. Over and over and over and over and over and over. Thank you, man. God, just brain dead. Oh, quarterback ball. Quarterback ball. Hmm. Gigi, Gigi, Gigi's all around. Gigi's all around. I mean, those defense are just the worst, dude.