 Welcome to the ToffeeTV Christmas special! Starting off with a little bit of Slade from our very own Ned Matty Lam. Take it away, mate! There's eternal party Slade, do the fairies keep from soul before the day? So here it is, Merry Christmas everybody in heaven far, Look to the fusion now, it's only just begun. Are you waiting for the family to arrive? Are you sure you've got the room to spare inside? Does your granny always tell you that the old songs are the best? Then she's up and rock and rollin' with the rest. So here it is, Merry Christmas everybody in heaven far, Look to the fusion now, it's only just begun. What will your daddy do if she's your mama kissin' Santa? Are you hoping that the snow will start to fall? Do you ride up and down the hillside in the fog you have made? When you land upon your head will you be slayed? So here it is, Merry Christmas everybody in heaven far, Look to the fusion now, it's only just begun. The Christmas special, so I'm just putting my mic on because I've just run from over there to over here. It's all going off, we're having that big thanks to Matty. You'll be back during the show to give us more entertainment, more songs. Get your comments in now, there's going to be a few videos showing some of our old stuff, some funny stuff that we've done over the years. Baz, as you can see him, he's in the comments right now. Apologies if it's been a little bit jittery to start, we've got a lot going on here and it doesn't all run smoothly. So what's going on Baz? It's snowing inside, that's what we want on the Christmas special. Into the comments here, start with Patron. No we won't, we're going to start with YouTube because we've got to refresh Patron. Niall Peckham says we need to keep our best players, we do. We've gone into football, I don't really want to talk about football unless it's happy stuff. I'm not asked about transfers, I'm not asked about who should be playing tomorrow. It's Christmas, it's a Christmas show. Niall Peckham says there's Petron the standard bill against tomorrow. Fair enough isn't it? Blue Laters, oh hi Christmas Blues. Oh hi. God say says quality. Hailey Lee said oh my god he's got a brilliant voice, that's fun. And Ned, getting the thing here. Nice comment there, I like that. He's a flying in here, he's a flying. God say says Merawi, oh god. Mitchell Balsons says always reminds me of Goldblitz this song. Why? I don't know. Sabath says Petr's got a decent voice, they're looking younger as well because it's close to Christmas. There you go. Good stuff. What can you do there? I'm going, well it keeps flying. It's flying. This told me that quality lads, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas from memory bubble. Say says good voice. I'm going into Peyton because they're going far too quick. Going to Peyton. My liking. We're also streaming to YouTube and to Facebook and to Twitter. So have you sorted those comments Matt? Yeah just not along with this. Adam Conroy says hey first place, what a way to kick off a Christmas. Well in Adam, AJ.now says I've only gone and done a lesson and come first. I had a nowhere Christmas special. Good stuff. You've come second AJ, but you are in quickly and I like that. That's good. Marcus Cooper says Yeti Christmas toffy TV and the patrons. Yampher's actually eating an old Jake Thompson says oh hi Christmas live of fire. Olaf Soderbach says Merry Christmas. Yampher's actually looking forward to this. Jay Muncie says hi blues. Mark G says ho ho ho toffy TV. Bradley Minowski says oh hi Peyton Bass says Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas Bradley. And Ned. Ned as well. I forgot he's the entertainment. Gary Ward's gone with the halty. Mark G says have a very yeti Christmas ho ho ho. Gareth Hughes alright boys, Merry Christmas. Can Ned sing a bit of Ed? He probably can. He probably can. By the way he doesn't call himself Ned. We call him Ned. We call him Ned. He doesn't call him Ned. His name's Matt. His name's Matt. We just call him Ned for a laugh. But his name is Matt. Roderick Casar says Yeti Christmas beautiful people. Yeti Christmas beautiful Roderick. He says up the trophies. Jay Muncie says pad everything is live on YouTube and we can hear you all. That's from before. Bill says yesterday when I said everything was awful I meant in general. The pandemic, a clown in charge of the country. I'm actually doing okay myself. I wanted to say joining Peyton was one of the best decisions I've ever made. You guys are great and you make a difference in our lives. Keep up the good work. Thank you very much Dick. Lovely to hear that you're doing well. And happy birthday for tomorrow. I mean we'll probably wish it to you tomorrow as well but we do it today. Gary Ward says Merry Christmas. Gazz Adam Connery says Merry Christmas. Benjamin Faircliff says I respect you Ned. But not remembering that the song was in GTA from yesterday obviously. Oh yeah I mean I have to be so scandalous. So so scandalous. I mean I take Umbridge with that. Well yeah. Real Umbridge. Benjamin wants to know what's happening. What drink will we have with our Christmas dinner? He's having a meretti. What would you have? Probably just a beer. It depends though I mean. Because I don't like red wine. No I don't like wine at all. Red wine takes the vine again. Anyone else who says otherwise is completely touching. Different wine they ask for different things. No I'm talking all to nonsense. I might have a glass of wine. Do you know what I might have a shandy. I might have a shandy to just pass the time. Yeah. But I don't go every on the ale. I'm not that kind of person. I'm not massively. I'm not massively. I mean I know I've got the all-pay effect. But I don't go mad on the ale. I keep it steady. I might have like a bottle of Peroni or something. Don't. You'd be in bed by six. I can have one. I might have been one. And I'm eating as well. I'm eating. I've seen you eat. You can't eat. And you can't drink. So let's get it right. What can you do? What can you do? Bobby's sees us in the ideal world. By which I mean Covid-free. Where would each of you like to spend a family holiday? And I go back to Florida. I go back to California. Still bound to be going. I don't think I'll be going. I'm booked for June. I was booked last June. Never happened. Book for next June. I don't think it's going to happen personally. I think it's not going to be all. And why, you know, if it's not right, I shouldn't be there. I'm paying a lot of money to go. Hardened. What will it just get bounced over again? It'll probably get bounced over again. What would you consider going later in the year? No. Don't think so. I'm a professional. I don't want to go to the scene. I'm a professional. It's the way I work. That's what the season's going to look like. Gareth Hughes says, any traditional meals in your house over Christmas except the obvious Christmas dinner. Beggars on Christmas Eve. Or tell you what I have to do the day. Or tell you what I have to do the day. Don't even tell you. Tell me. So I've noticed like, how's that FPS doing it, Ned? Around 20, sorry. Make sure everything else is off. Everything else is off. But don't switch us off. We've got an order from, we've got like a bit, make your own almost famous burger thing. Oh yeah. And you've ordered it in. And you've got all these like little bits for your fries to make the fries dead tasty. And you've got all the sauces to make your sauce like almost famous. I know there's a few places doing that. So you can build beggars like their beggars. So it was beautiful. So that's what we'll be having. Beggars Christmas Eve. Beggars. Beggars. Interesting. Matt Prettyman says, I like this a legitimate Christmas special. Memory Bill says, Merry Christmas fam. Hailey Lee says, Well done. All claps there for Ned in the comments says as well. Saying, Well done. Random upload says Santa. There's a blue. Jack O'Reilly says, Yeri Crimbo Boys. Everton Must Faces. Loving the new couches. Cheers mate. Keep Santa's all I want for Christmas is everton to get a trophy. That's all you want, innit? What a PS5. Yeah. Rick Eckloff says, Merry Christmas from Dallas, Texas. Let us know where you're watching from as well. But Merry Christmas, Rick. We've got our new couch for Christmas, by the way. We've got our new couch. Beautiful it is too. Came from China. Beautiful. From China. It did come from China. Two big boxes arrived in my house from China. And it's beautiful. I mean, I don't, I wouldn't, I'm not going to start like, you know, jumping round on it because, you know, it could just snap in half. But it's doing the job. It's doing all right. As long as you sit still. Man's in the couch, you're having the reception of a school. Remember, you've ever gone into trouble and you have to sit outside. And it's got that, like, you know, if you rub it too hard, you'll bend your fingers. It's got that kind of texture. But it's nice, nice. Barry Dara says, Happy Christmas lads. Have a boss want to his boss. That Sandra Della Cruz gives us hearts and Christmas trees. Same to you, Sandra. Liam Heller says, favorite thing about Christmas. Everybody's happy. Yeah. Everybody's happy. Hope. Well, not everyone. I know everyone's happy, but hopefully everybody's happy. More people. And because it's the general, because it's the, what are you saying? You've got a microphone there. Use it. Just saying. I pass my exams, boys. Oh, did you pass it? Did you pass? Oh, I mean, I'm a straight man. I couldn't go singing another song with it on my mind. Well done, mate. Do you know why? That's good. You don't have to do extra work, which means... Well, it means I can be here in the summer. Exactly means you can be here and not like in summer school or something. Benefit us. Benefit us, and that's all really I care about. Christmas, yeah, everyone's happy and they're all happy at the same time. So you get that general buzz. Where there's no, like, during the year, obviously, we all have our own birthdays and everything, or whatever. Oh, we have our own little celebrations for whatever reason. Not this year, of course, you know. I mean, absolutely. Sure, sure. But at Christmas, we can all... We have a general sense of everyone's happy. Yeah. So, like, you go... Like, have you ever done that thing on Christmas Eve or around Christmas where you'll see some fella that you've seen all the year, but you've never let on someone. You're like, All right, sexy lads. I was like, oh, great. And you've walked past them about a million times. But on that day, or someone that... Sorry, I'm starting to sound like Bill Murray and Scrooge there. You've got to call somebody. You've got to reach out. No, it's... I thought you meant, which you please? Which you please? For the love. For the love! God! Stop! It's best that when he does his... Richard Benton... I don't know. The best bit about that, the fella that he wants him to do it goes, he bites his hand, and it's so good. It looks away like that, as if he's done it. Amazing. What a film. What a film. Ah. That's that guy, the staple reindeer's on a mouse. Antlers. Antlers. Not reindeers. He's had staple reindeer on a mouse. Well, I mean, let's get stapled on the mouse probably. Yeah, back to the traditional meal, which we were asked. Any traditional meal, you've gone for hamburgers, haven't you? Is that traditional? No, but it's a traditional meal in your... In your tradition. In your tradition. My house. Throw it on the old George Foreman and away we go. Got it. Okay, Brian, have they changed the name? Oh, Brian! Oh, Brian! Oh, Brian! Oh, stop it, Brian, you big, true Johnny. Oh, Brian! Oh, Brian! Oh, Brian! Oh, you! Stop it. Oh, you and... Have you been out recently with anyone with a giant forehead? Gareth also says full English Christmas morning and bubble and squeaker on the left side. I can't do that because I'm not... That would take up too much space. Yeah. Yeah, you won't know. Sorry, I won't... You've got full character. What have I got here? You've got to be very careful of a Christmas morning. You don't overfill yourself. You can't. Because you've got the rest of the day. It's like when you... You'd never have soup. Never have soup before your Christmas meal. No. It's a big... It's a big no-no. Having soup, it fills the gaps within your stomach. Like, there's no need for it. There's no need for it. There's no need for it. And also, Connor Cody's in my team in the year. That's the best joke ever. I like Connor Cody. You do like Connor Cody. Not that much. Not that much. You too. From Newton and the Willows. Alex P says Merry Christmas to World Soffy TV. Save yourself the 2020 lockdown border. I'd like to think we are the same. Onward and upward is, right, Alex? Anthony Garnett says Merry Christmas, boys. And all fellow patrons. I'll have to watch this later. I've just got home from work. 3 a.m. here. And being a bartender with a three-year-old means only a couple of hours' kick. Enjoy. Anthony, you're a star, mate. Star. You're a trooper. You've got in. 3 a.m. You've got a young child. You're not going to be able to have loads of sleep. I salute you. But, Merry Christmas and enjoy it when you watch it. Josie Breben says remember when Ped gave it to Mike Parry on Talks but absolutely class. What did he give it? Jake Thompson says Dick L raises a good point. Joining Toffee TV. I was wondering what that was going to be then. Joining the Toffee TV Peyton Community is the best thing you can ever sign up for. So if you haven't signed up for it, do it. Ped and Baz, you guys, make sure to make a difference for all of us. EverThorians out there. So have yourself a merry little Christmas. That's beautiful. Thanks, Jake. And you. Appreciate those kind words. Right. Fett says, Go on and on. I know but you'll never finish. No, I'm just going to get these. I was going to say you'll never finish. And if Dick L says it, it must be true. This amount, this channel has landed him in Damaya. ToffeeTV, that's a boss mark. He says, you literally can't be commenting unless you've already signed up for it. You might want to go and post that to YouTube. Jake says the idea is Ped and Baz reach it out to YouTube. Can I just say, by the way, go on. So Ned's got me presents. He's got me Christmas presents. We have got a present for Ned. We haven't told him that yet. But we have got a present for him. Red. No, sorry. Red. By the way, red from Ned. Red from Ned. It's Christmas. It doesn't matter. Well, it does. I'm sorry. But if you're going to be in this family, it does sunshine. We have got a present for Ned. We'll give him a bit later. He's going to eat it. You told me that it was coming after Christmas. No, that's your work. That's your work. That's a different present. That's not your proper present. It's that present from Ned, because he's gone to Dick Hell's concert. Dick Hell has been the character that we didn't know we needed. And anyone who's not on page will be aware of Dick Hell's antics in the last few weeks. And we can't share them on YouTube. It's a It's a Dick Hell has put some shapes out there this year. And done by Baz of course. Right, Leal, wrongly. But before we have any more comments, so we've got a few videos from over the years. over the years, we thought we'd share of his, basically us making a fool of ourselves with the Redmen, essentially. This first one is, is it the bubble, the American shootout while we're in bubbles, take it away Ned. The TV, we're here in Goals in Speak. We're playing Redmen TV, basically in a series of challenges, this one is, it's basically like an American shootout, remember from the 70s, five seconds to get from the halfway line, take, get your shot off, but we're both wearing giant bubbles, so, so yeah, let's see how well, let's see how it goes. Go, put it, five, four, three, yeah! Three, two, one, go! Three, two, one, go! Five, four, three, two, one, two, one, go! Five, two, one, ten, bass! We did it for you, bass, we did it for you! I want to do War is Over by John Lennon. Is, is me sound up, yeah? All right, here we go then, sorry, my eyes deceived me. So happy Christmas I hope you have fun near and dear one but I'm a you very merry Christmas and a happy new year let's hope it's a good one without any fear and so this is Christmas we can push around rich and poor, poor, what is so long? So happy Christmas black and full, yellow and let's stop all the fire and a very merry Christmas and a happy new year let's hope it's a good one without any fear so this is Christmas what if another year has just begun and so this is Christmas I hope you have fun the old and the new very merry Christmas and a happy new year let's hope it's a good one and a very merry Christmas and a happy new year let's hope it's a good one listen, he seems to have a good time if it's the fella I'm thinking of David Sullivan says happy Christmas let's hope you and your families have a good one and you David, random uploads happy Christmas lads Mike Hunt says what's your favourite Christmas song lads well we'll be doing that in a bit and now the name's great but I'm not going to gloss over that one or I am going to gloss over it rather Nile will be doing that as well Joe Malone wants to know how come we afford Ed Sheeran God's eye says Father Christmas comes soon where are we? down here where we go James McCage says I James Merry Christmas can blue version of that song good singer Samuel Thorne the leech says even lads that win against Arsenal meant our last three wins against them a centre back has grabbed the winner yeah, Ashley Williams, Jags and now obviously Yeri Mina so make sure you hit the likes as many as you're watching it because loads of you are watching so just hit that like button if you don't mind, thank you very much let's get down here Mark Malcho says Merry Christmas from New Jersey Merry Christmas mate for just a few minutes I forgot Covid was a thing says my pal wouldn't that be lovely Jill Lam says love it Hayley Lee says boss Irish football Fancy V says legend legend that all went all weird you've got me emotional what it is Ian Allison says brilliant mate let's start over into Neil Overalls in the North Pole it's right Neil Barry Wall says Merry Christmas thanks for another year of great content very much Barry much appreciated that Carlo will take us to the top Paul McDonough says let's get that job done against Man United Matthew McHale says Merry Christmas lads what position would you buy in January and who would love to buy Leon Bailey that is my Christmas wish you've ever come buy one Charlie Blaze says Merry Christmas lads on the Gladys Street to everyone Charlie Samuel Wall says Merry Christmas lads from Milton Keynes loving life into you for also says love the content this year thank you very much Sam Patrick Farrell says do you like a drop of Baileys over the Christmas I do I don't really drink that much Patrick to be honest but I do like a little bit of Baileys I'm not going to lie and I will have one Sensei Salmon says heart of bars heart back to you Paul from Irish Football Fan TV give him a subscribe while you're here as well Irish Football Fan TV Paul is a top man does our Sunday supplement as well well I'll tell you what he says if it went top man happy Christmas pet baths and Ned hope to get over once things are said to do so and chat AFC on the new couches top man best ever content you'll get it's right Paul can't wait to get you back over here mate and in the studio great to catch up soon Charlie says when it's normal I sit behind pet in the gladus suite say hello to him then maybe you do Charlie maybe you do but there you go how is he it's excitable Charlie is excitable Subtended to be out as Merry Christmas pet baths from the Philippines Merry Christmas mate Sophie says Merry Christmas that's Merry Christmas to you so few people in the comments want Ned to sing Spirit of the Blues well let me just say this right if you hang around to the end of the show there's going to be a very very special message of someone we all love and then Ned might sing Spirit of the Blues but only if you stick around and you get those likes up to what are the likes on that 152 I think we need at least 300 likes before we give out the special message from the person we all love and Ned does Spirit of the Blues Over into the Peyton comments Paul Catchill afternoon lads and fellow blues and St Ellen's finest Ned Merry Christmas to you and all your family and you Paul thanks very much for your support all year mate as with all of our lovely Peyton Carlos says Merry Christmas boys what's your favourite Christmas song we're going to play top 5 soon a bit Carlos so you'll know Mark G says all I want for Christmas is pet and baths to visit me in the town of New Jersey which we'd love to meet at the moment we can't go anywhere can we Carlos EFC says mine is hot pants I'd like to give you one for Christmas fair enough this is a song Mike Barrett says evening lads got my sister Linda watching hello Linda for the first time so no saw the tales from number 23 we might leave 23 alone today Rich says oh hi Christmas hope we all have a good one um Luke Gates says can we just go on yeah I don't know if anyone is unaware of where the oh hi comes from please you have to check out the room the film the room that's something that we got deeply into with the catchphrases from it it's an absolutely shockingly bad film but it's got no I know it's so bad that it's good and that's why that's why it's so famous but there's just some scenes in it and the oh hi mark I mean if you type in oh hi mark in youtube and just watch that scene it's it's absolutely I did not hit her I did not oh hi mark it's just amazing you're my favourite customer light is one that we love to see Derek Hilton evening everyone and hello Gary Merry Christmas good to hear finally that Batman is back joining in the training I mean yeah especially the training bit how many still operate the team are doing well and it's Christmas let's hope Santa brings us a sack full of goals over the festive season starting in the quarterfinal tomorrow thank you guys for keeping us so entertained this year be good from Dexie Merry Christmas hope you are fully now on the road to recovery and have a great Christmas mate obviously we'll still be putting videos out and stuff so we'll have a chat with you as well but enjoy your Christmas at the live of five awards from Mark G the most determined goes to Everton butchers for his tireless pursuit of first place y'all physically Merry Christmas to all also says quick Christmas question which will be your favourite Christmas game you can remember mine is Newcastle 1986 mad finish okay right think of that we'll think of the favourite what are we doing now mr and mrs alright I'll have a go I'm trying to work out how I'm going to do this technically technically no I know are you okay right okay right yeah okay alright Ned it's on you I'm gone get yourself ready and we'll kick it off I have no idea what this basically mr and mrs right there's ten questions pet some of them it'll be a question between who's the most off the both of you or who's more likely to for example so you've got to write down who you think's the answer we've got to say like who's the tallest and you've write down who's the tallest obviously not going to be me it'll be a question about are we doing one by one we'll do one by one and then some of the questions will be like what's Baz's favourite this whatever and then so he'll write your favourite and you'll write his favourite and then when you flip around they'll tell you the favourite and so you'll know if you've got it right or not it's more like a how well do you know slash mr and mrs alright are you ready that is your first question then concealer both you ready who's the boss of toffee tv ah tension let us know when you're ready I mean I know what it is I'm not including this by the way it's between you two are you ready three two one reveal so mine says no one it's a co-op that's right and I went for a random I honestly thought you'd say you that's right that's right it's a co-op it's a co-op I expected someone to say me but you know since I'm the director producer I can do next question next question out of the both of you who's the grumpiest okay are you ready alright three two one reveal it's definitely you it's you why do you have all backwards what are you pointing at show them the screen it's Baz you only have to mention Michael Arter right we've got a whatsapp group that he leaves honestly weekly I just leave because you talk too much nonsense there you go my phone keeps lighting up every time you spout jarg it is hard because ped is great when we're winning but when we're losing he's awful who's the more upbeat Ned that you've seen that's nonsense you just think I'm grumpy because I make you actually do work I just think this is how much I know that you're more grumpy than me how much have I complimented your mood today because you're in a good mood you see what you're doing Matt is because he's got red hair like you you're following that thing I just want to start a fight Billy just messes up said you're easily Ped's easily the most grumpy I'm worried about it okay go on alright question three who's the better cook are you ready three, two, one, reveal thank you I did say Ped I can actually cook but you will be the better cook Ped does his own cutting my mum's watching this going you what see my mum will be watching it going actually you can't I mean he can't do his own electrics I am she's never experienced my I'm not saying she thinks I'm better than you alright let's move on question four who's the better footballer in the world between you two obviously it's Mr and Mrs not Mr and the world who's the better footballer are you ready three, two, one, reveal Baz was a better footballer I went with me only just I was half expecting Ped to go how many have we agreed on we've only agreed on two stuff really quickly next go on alright this is a question about your co-partner so you've got to confirm whether they're right or not you come to me first then no we'll do it at the same time just don't lie when they give their answer I'm not going to lie what is your best friends your favourite hobby your best friends favourite part hobby well I know Ped's hobby I mean he's chasing his kids hobby I'm going to go for this I can tell you Baz's I'm going to go for this but I don't know whether it's true or not I don't know is scrolling on Instagram is that a hobby I'm looking at your list I'm going to say scrolling on Twitter three, two, one, reveal going for a walk I like it but that's not my favourite you don't talk about anything else you're going for a walk tonight it'd be like a playstation probably I'm trying to save you with your family I've put watch and marvel films is that fair I've literally put anything but footy anything but footy yeah okay go on then Ned next question what's your Tobi TV cult partners favourite band artist I know Ped's do you? you've told me I'm just we don't right okay I'm going to go for this Andy's put in the comments sleeping as Ped's hobby I mean that's a shout for him Piv put in the comments forget about art just in general who's the grumpiest are me and Ped don't be messing around because that's not our own narrative you let me down today Elders let me down big time I said Ped didn't I you said he's the happier of the two yeah but he's also when Everton are losing he's also really grumpy where is Emily you're all over the time I don't care about football 3, 2, 1 I actually love David Boss you love Ciorioff to kill the cat that's the only band I've ever had you really talk about I've put the Beatles I'd say Oasis for Ped more Oasis but I've got into put the Beatles more as I've got older I am intrigued by massively both so hang on what is yours I have a band I would trade the Beatles to be honest I like loads of music I'm only them I'll have all sorts but there's not one some of the Oasis he doesn't even know Ciorioff I mean none of you said none of you said Matty Lam no one said Matty Lam no because you just play covers anyway next write your own sounds what of your TV co-part are most afraid of? mine's the easy sure he mine's the easy and yours is all the comments would tell you yours no no no what are most afraid of no oh my god that's a tough one don't put I'll tell you coming out right are you ready? reveal yourself big pizzas I was afraid I was afraid of a big pizza have you put rats? no I'm not afraid of rats what are you most afraid of? being relegated that gives me more anxiety than anything else more than Liverpool big pizzas because when we went to Germany bars couldn't finish his pizza to be fair it was the size of the table it was the size of the table the size of me and yet I ate mine I ate half of this what are you most afraid of? mine if I had to go on like I'm a celebrity it would be spiders without a shadow I don't like carnandals I just don't like them at all there's no context the pivot got it spot on orange clubs I'm not afraid of them would you rather a spider ghost or demon? a spider obviously what? than a demon do you want a demon in the outside? you'd be more afraid of a demon of course what would you rather having a spider? of course I wouldn't want a demon would I? I'd say I'm most afraid of demons most afraid of demons how many of these 10 is there? it's alright my son's just ringing me hello mate I'm currently live all over the world alright I'll text you now I'll text you give me one second I'll give you a professionalism alright we'll do we'll just do one more this question sort of ties in with the last answer already but we'll do it anyway who is more likely out with both of you to deal with a big nasty spider that's why I'm saying I've got one but it's rubbish it was off Google hang on did you say there was only 2 questions left? yeah but I thought I'll finish on one surely there'd be 3 questions left because there'd be 8, 9 and 10 have we owned it? how many have we had? we're on 8 I've done 10 haven't I? no no well there's the answer Peds gonna deal with the spider I'll put it out I'll pick it up and put it outside it's a living creature he doesn't kill them I don't kill them it's the glass over next question last one between the both of you number 9 by the way great counting 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 I've got 10 questions this is number 9 I must have missed one go on I know I've missed now this is why we don't let moles on it here we go who is your toffy tv co-partners favourite footballer of all time oh that's an interesting one I know it does because you say it all the time I don't know I'm gonna go with Google Martina is this an Everton player? it can be any player who inspired you as a player I mean if you say a red we'll kick you out 3, 2, 1 I've put Gary Lineker slash R9 Gary Lineker's favourite everton player I'm convinced of it I am convinced of it an R9 your favourite world player you know Gary Lineker's not my favourite everton player he's an eighth player Gary Lineker is the best everton striker I've seen R9 R9 is my favourite last one we'll finish on this one who is your toffy tv co-partners least favourite footballer of all time this is most likely to be an Everton player isn't it I mean I already know what we've been writing I mean he isn't my least favourite because he was actually a very good player I didn't miss him you're going to say Michael Arthetta without eating spin are you reveal mark use or John Spencer mark use it yours Bret Angel yeah I suppose I mean I've got loads there's loads, nice one I need to get back to my desk you go back to your desk are we back in the comments go back in the comments and then what are we on to then and then we'll go with the blindfold pins after that go on jump back in the comments you just read them I've just got a text I have no idea just text read some of them there Don William says Merry Christmas guys and all the toffies across the globe but your folk says happy Christmas I'll have less smashed amongst them all so I can speak to my wife over Christmas and she's a Man United fan otherwise might have to see if Dick wants to flat you Garry Ward hello Michael Hullfacher says Merry Christmas fast and ped as well to all the kids behind the scenes keep on those pageant there isn't any kids behind the scenes there's Ned and me go on you go back on them in case your tech isn't needed Garry Ward loads of clapping nice one Michael Alex Peacock's bravo Jay Farron after work tonight guys so have a kind of tutu on me Merry Christmas as always you cheeky sparrows which is what something like he'd say Ryan Elliott says Yeti Christmas everyone Rob Greenland great start go Ned that was going to be four Feds says unfortunately can't watch lights and I will catch up tomorrow happy Christmas guys happy Christmas to all of Patons thanks for this year and more of the same next please no problem Feds, Matthew Barry says Merry Christmas lads thanks for all your hard work on me on the show this year you were a big part of getting us through the first lockdown thank you very much Matthew Dawn Williams says get some on the ideal gift this Christmas a patron member Dawn, thank you very much Armand said love that intro well done Ned that's picked my spirit right up as today the inevitable happened I've tested positive Armand's a doctor of course Armand hope you are feeling better ASAP and they get back to saving the country like you have been this show has raised my spirit Merry Christmas lads fingers crossed Armand for you very quick recovery Tom says I genuinely thought Matty, Lam and Ned were two different people for weeks hello lads not what life for a while had to take the day off anyway well on me all the best have a good one Simon Bracegather says hello lads Happy Christmas to all my fellow blues would you sign for everything in the next three windows oh my god and he's paired any closer to sort the new kits only if you get some Arsenal Fancy sorry, sorry Andy just put in the comments Baz is most afraid of carrying an orange club towards his mouth that is right, that is correct Andy you've nailed it Greetings to you and fellow patrons looking forward to the games tomorrow be a nice Christmas present for all of us Matty, I'm not reading that James Pilly says two pizzas on Christmas Eve is the new tradition in my house, that's enough are you having both of them, fair play Dick L says burgers on Christmas Eve that's strange I've been a vegetarian I've been a vegetarian since March not by choice but have you ever tried a veggie burger that aren't too bad yeah but not for Christmas Eve Jesus wasn't born or died for veggie burgers let's get that right now we've got it, exactly Max Barlow says, Yeti Christmas Lads what do you think about the Carabao Cup final being rescheduled from the 28th of Feb to the 25th of April in order to get fans in, do you think that the current situation down south at the final could be moved from Wembley to a stadium up north? we'll all be in lockdown by then I don't know mate to be honest it's good that you've tried to extend it so that fans can possibly get there and April is a long way away at the minute and obviously more people are vaccinated and hopefully rate will drop and then it'll be better, just at the minute it looks dark, doesn't it again but fingers crossed it'll get better James Piddy says, Ped, have you played Mafia 102 on the Playstation? no, I think you'd like them if they had movie like stories, no I haven't played that no, okay, Stuart Thompson Merry Christmas, it's all great, even Ed Sheeran and all my Patreon family Ian Allison says, hi lads, look up that DT character, Luddy Hell Emirates have taken name and rights on his forehead for the rest of this year so you and your family have a great Christmas Gary Wolters Rocket Ned, Mark Jesus Grat that, all I want for Christmas is to be the fake taxi guy for 30 days Derek Hilton says, had you got Ed Sheeran on our fees, well done Ned, very emotional John Washburn says, Merry Christmas I think it is it's come out as Merry I'm as lads but I think you meant Merry Christmas you've helped me get through this whole time I live alone in isolation John, Merry Christmas to you, hopefully things will get better and you won't be on your own mate, you'll be able to see more people fully dreamed up King Arthur over on YouTube says, love the blue setting so far about bloody time and here we go, AK Vitty says, who's the best player in this Evidence team Hamas Rodriguez Hamas Rodriguez, yeah there you go Glenn Motten says, could we get a few bars of all I want for Christmas, off Ned you know that one is that Mariah Currie? Yeah, yeah I think it's struggle to be honest I don't know it that well but I've got another Christmas one I don't know, I care but what can you do Jem May says, yeah Merry Christmas everyone extend that to the patent elite okay where are we Gary Peppers says, do you think we'll go in for a goalkeeper in January nope, why would we, we've got two at the moment, I don't think he'll I don't think we go for one, maybe in the summer if they decide maybe pick for this will be enough, maybe Sam Jones says, Merry Christmas to you both, thanks for producing constantly amazing content and keeping us blues together and saying through this hard time all the best for the year there, thanks very much Sam, appreciate those words mate, appreciate those words Patrick Farrell will be doing that in a minute the favourite stuff King Arthur says, tweezers or razor for nasal ear here, it'd have to be tweezer because if you went at it with a razor why not, not for nasal for day scissors make them tiny scissors I think you couldn't write oh you can get that thing and you have the attachments on your thing I don't, I've got attachment and it's attached to the ball you've got no hair you put it up your nose and it goes like that, that sounds like you'd be scary though it feels nice I imagine it exactly it does sound great Shakespeare says should have Ned on every week force him to do the songs he doesn't want to do he'd have to be able to play them first why would he learn to play songs he doesn't want to play Stephen Bagan says did you listen to David Antilotti on talk something this morning really interesting about his philosophy no, I didn't even know he was on there Andy McGregor says Barton Pead, the piff for the next Christmas show can we have you two and a woby on a speed we're all trippin' down the maze what like we're going into Amersoleb with a woby with the glass just sittin' there like that you've got me and you me, you and a woby me, you and a woby, get on a jet imagine what people would make of that wouldn't be me, it'd be going after you trying to build a set of up here Liam and Rose says please don't say I've missed the show lads did I miss past doing a bit of Louis we've got another hour we've got another hour, yeah plenty of good things to come King Arthur says did you know actor John Haight was an everton fan yes he did actually Irish football and Irish football fan TV, once you know of Ned can do a little bit of fairy tale of New York can you do that I can't because it's a duet but I can play some Irish music you didn't ask that, he asked could you play a few bars of fairy tale of New York I can't play the pose now I've never really learnt it I can play it on the piano I can't even believe it I think if you played that on like in a bar and obviously not this year in a bar on Christmas Eve you'd just be throwing everything at you niggas would be at you in bars and bills just get somebody else to step in someone threw a bar at me at Peaky Blanders in Liverpool there you go Liam and Rose says Merry Christmas to every one of us here to prosperous future is right Liam I hope it's one of us miles better than this has been Michael Bentley says bars have you seen the league in when we've been linked with today Mike Oxmell's Grimm looks a quality player never heard of him, I've heard of Mike Grimm who's the left back who plays in the Bundesliga I've not seen this fella do your quoting maybe Andy can come into the comments and say God's right he said you love the blues do it the like button four under takes a sec it's Christmas this is from GDI good evening glad to tell you Ali is leaving would be a good squad player for everything he wouldn't come as a squad player anyway would he that's to be honest let's get back to the Christmas stuff I'm looking forward to this I can only pick what I can do there can I yeah killing the show here I'm not, that's the thing Ned what's coming up what are you singing for us next well after we give a top three Christmas songs well the fact that you just drop these things like on me we'll roll another VT and then I might sing another Christmas song for you okay another Christmas song coming up there from Ned so we've got coming up a clip of the Blindfold penalties me and Baz with the Red Men TV another Christmas song from Ned we've got dizzy pens again me and Baz versus the Red Men TV we've got me and Baz versus the Red Men TV in Plain Pez from a few years ago Baz is that a big super chat up there yeah this is a super chat for you to talk Edward, Chloe, D.S.S. Merry Christmas lads all the best for 2021 Merry Christmas to you Edward thank you very much have a great Christmas we've got so we've got those coming up and we've also got a special Christmas message that you will not want to miss and we've got Ned playing as a lovely Everton song as well before we go so don't go anyway what else would you do there's no way to go you can't leave your house you probably have to barricade yourself in don't forget our game of charades I'm not playing charades I'm not playing God I can't do it on the spot Live Electric Services hello from Vancouver so hello had the shit on yesterday is right mate Ultimate God 55 says I really love you guys channel I live in Dublin Ireland there's barely any Everton supporters here I actually love seeing Hamas Rodriguez on our team it's crazy Ultimate God you've got millions in Dublin you've just got to join a couple of the groups and stuff I know there's at least two groups in Dublin so make sure you join them you make sure you do that do it Stuart Law says evening guys I just wanted to wish you both the best possible Christmas watch many hours of your shows very good for you thank you very much Stuart appreciated Dominic Hughes says yes lads now it feels like Christmas in Prague check the public got a question would you rather win the League Cup and finish 17th in the Prem or no trophy but guaranteed Europe I had this conversation with Sidon the Redman today I would rather finish 6th than win the League Cup 8th on the League Cup don't get me wrong if someone promised me that at the beginning of the season and I knew what was to come then I'd be like yeah I'll take the trophy but I don't think I could live through it it's the thing about wanting you to it's the thing but I want to see the team progress and 17th isn't progressing there's a lot of stress in that as well huge amount of stress in it so where are we up to on the net Ned let's put on let's put on the blind fold penalties and let's get that out because we've got a few clips to play before we finish so let's talk about it blind fold is it blind? yeah blind fold pens this is from a few years ago I think it's about four years ago this just ahead of a Mayside Derby toffee TV versus the Redman TV take it away we're here with Redman TV in the run up to the Mayside Derby we're doing blind fold penalties bars are we going to win? yeah happy days let's have it come on pet come on son that's pretty good he's hit the target that's pretty good what the fuck's that get the post that's not how you do it it's not even how you do it ten times these big times I wouldn't want to put any more pressure on Paul I mean that topspot and a click on it's own those sacky buttons are leaving nothing to the imagination those sacky buttons I think he picked the wrong ones up and got his beds because they are leaving nothing to the imagination we'll see if there is beds boots after he takes this as well telling you man big times big times big times big times to be fair I'm not mocking anyone I'm not mocking anyone because I have another go yet so I ain't mocking anyone hit the target spoon it oh shit that's pretty good great strike son tremendous strike no non-score come for a novel technique it's not plan folding himself it's not plan folding it's all you know what he's full Johnny Wilkins from any count me look how he goes the big breath it is the deepest sigh you'll ever take by the way we can just auto hit it oh Chris he's at the next pitch how do you feel about that you know what look good at the poise the positioning I thought that was flying in the top end if I'm honest I think he's just cut the crap said any paint the fence like the karate kid you're painting the fence you're using the training remember that fence you didn't like that fence and you painted it like a mofo I thought I had gone close thank you how we did he I mean Liverpool's recent history in penalty shoots out so if you throw a blindfold on them then you've done your job I mean if you've done that once or two you know come on no pressure on pet at all all the pressure I'm trying to put pressure on but Barry's putting more pressure on me fucking getting son fucking getting son Peter games are for kids this is the real deal we've got to celebrate this is the real deal haven't you commiserations commiserations commiserations yes Chris the Berg's daughter Daniel Craig who's the other one Robert Carlisle the fella out of Wayne's Whale who isn't funny anyway that is for you lot don't ever diss a man to hold him it doesn't happen very often but when we do beat them it is sweet absolutely sweet I remember that day I think my nephew was born that day was he yeah he was yeah and we beat them and it was yeah when we used to have all mad things when we used to play them they wouldn't do the cross-party we were smashing the bar and messing around and they wouldn't have one with us you know why because we've actually got technical abilities for folks where you just don't know how to score I apologise a little bit of fruity language Chris Pajak Matt Potty we've got a PEZ video coming up and I edited it all out because there's quite a lot of it in there so I edited it all out let's dive back Mike Barra totally watching till the end love the niche come on you EITC that's in regards to the special message we've got coming up at the end Mike says with three games left in 2020 who'd be your one, two and three player for the calendar year Garth not going to do that today because that will be in our end of year show that we do before the new year we've done it every year so we'll we've done that every year we've done that every year Joe Mack says even the lads could you just wish my grandparents Bill and Anne a Merry Christmas Bill and Anne have a fantastic Christmas and hopefully a fantastic new year and we can all get back together with our families and a bit of normality there you go Joe, hope that was good enough for you Toffee Man says Merry Christmas up at Toffees, Brennan Clay Bull says keep it going boys Merry Christmas from Canada Adam Conroy, 100 comments on Patreon why not Phil McFail says can you get El Pivote on to explain what the hell our tether was going on about with the wind percentage also says Merry Christmas lads keep up the good work Derek Hilton says hi guys best moments out there was watching Duncan McKenzie jump over two minis and also watching them throw a golf ball from the Gladys Street into the park and crazy guy but amazing footballer let me just say before we go on there's people watching on Facebook live there's not many of you so we don't do well on Facebook I must be honest but a big shout out Stephen Woodside, Kevin George Trees Dougie Ari Hamalallian Roger Armstrong, Paul Neal Mary Jackson, Carl Cockrow Jay Jones, Ian Bennett Sarah Northern Dave McCracken and Dave Ramsey Fave it's very invoked of three names who are all put messages on wishing us Merry Christmas and hoping that we get an early present tomorrow and everything else so thanks for watching over on Facebook we don't do it too often but we will be from 2021 we'll be doing when we do our live shows on a Wednesday we'll be trying to stream on everything so we can get as much coverage as possible what did Mary Jackson's comments say? because it's my mother-in-law oh for real it's interesting she said a little hiccup is that her nickname for you? maybe that's exactly what it is she's not being well but hopefully she's feeling a bit better today know what I will say I'm sorry miss Jackson I am for real nothing meant to make you down a crack don't cause me messing with the bottom and spappat on me as well Alfie Boyd says Merry Christmas everybody Keenan says hey guys just subbed the other day I love it welcome Keenan welcome to the jungle we've got fun and games we've got everything you have we've got to be wrong to ask him how kellis how do we know the names we have but he's not with him anymore there you go Everton Botcher says have a Merry Christmas guys have, deserve it all for the hard work thank you very much Mr Botcher he's a new challenge and wants to join I thought you were going to say get into DIY or something I wouldn't be DIY why wouldn't it be DIY it could be DIY it could be he's a big lad get the high ones do you ever have to do that when you go in the shop do you ever have to ask anyone do I I almost admit how I do love it I think when some women will go could you get that for us leave it to the big fella Phil O'Neill says you asked me this yesterday Phil and I haven't got a clue if he was called the Antichrist I don't know the Antichrist is a bit harsh isn't he no that's what I was saying that was a nickname Garth Hughes says I'm still in work can't wait to get home at nine with a few sellers as today's my last day in work of 2020 good luck to you for waking them up singing along with Ned when I'm six sellers in Kieran Cook says happy Christmas to everyone especially Perth and Bars thanks for all your hard work letter, a way to Santa knock really just a win against United and seven to nine points unbeaten over Christmas Carl says hello lad sorry I'm late just finished we'll catch up later hope all is well, hope yourselves and families have a good Christmas up the trophies and you Carl Merry Christmas James McKenna says Merry Christmas lad well done for all the hard work and entertaining you give us blues on a daily basis thank you very much James Merry Christmas to you too John Calder says Bars, Deli Alley yes or no even if he's a crap trainer Deli Alley is a very good player no question about it I just don't see him coming here but I've seen something today saying from a London based journalist saying that Everton have inquired about an 18 month loan and Spares are open to it I can't see that why would Spares leave someone who's 24 put them out on loan without there being an automatic buy like buy clause for Everton he's a good player but I don't know I think Spares just took a football from her lad I think Spares just want rid of him I don't think we've seen it in the documentary Marino clearly doesn't like him doesn't you see that straight away he brings them in the office to figure them out brings them in there's no other way in the documentary Dyer's like quite challenging isn't he where he's like I want to play and Marino's like I like that Dyer's just like train harder oh you oh you he's just like yeah off camera he's like get out my club you big he's just Dyer but he does look like the fella who sings man bone number five so he's got that going for him what's his name what's his name what's his name we've only had some kind of tools to find out who sings it it's veiger I'm sure of it do you sing that when you're stripping the walls Lou veiger with Lou veiger Sandra De La Cruz hello hello Sandra hope you are well what a boss name it is absolutely great name stripping walls wall stripper what the you the spatula you know working class it's the Fergie 1978 says Merry Christmas Lads what's the first chocolate bar you eat from a selection box and what you'll eat come on you please for tomorrow night I don't believe in waste I don't believe in waste I believe in eating everything in the selection box and it doesn't matter what all that nobody's just asking you that what would you go for first it could be anything the chocolate essentially as the son as the son of a grocer son of an old confectioner my mum and dad had a sweet shop when I was a kid and I remember on day one they got a book and the book was going to be written down everything that I took the book was lashed after about two hours I had everything in there I had footies and I took all the videos home and I've actually got an original VHS of Masters of the Universe with Dolph Lunger of course honestly he asked the pallet and now I've got the VHS I'd go for in the selection box chocolate buttons I'd start with because they're just nice they're easy they're not going to fill you up then nice and then like hang on hang on that's just an easy way why would you go for something that didn't fill you up because what happens if you hear me out so what happens if you have because you know the buttons are not going to fill you up so I would leave them to the side because my way of thinking is if I have a bar of chocolate first and that doesn't fill me up but you have the buttons right and then you have a bar of chocolate with your little stomach you're halfway through the bar of chocolate and you go are you saying there's something wrong with getting a little stomach it's a good thing but halfway through the bar of chocolate you go oh I'm too full you are essentially having soup buttons are your soup before the main course and I just think you should start with what you mean to go on with you know what that's you know why it's science and you shouldn't argue with science what I was thinking was it was like a gateway to another bar of chocolate it's a holding and you go you know what I'll go for the crunchy in a minute they got it wrong with the legalised buttons it's a way in it's a way in it's a good job I'm having my apple cider vinegar every day and there's sugar content because at the minute I'm onto that sugarcoating stuff for Christmas but it's a gateway to diabetes no I haven't got that far but it's a gateway to wanting more that's all I'd say okay where are we Liam Monroe wanted us to give the coffee to a little flick in the when he had this blindfold on Tien La but it's Italian girlfriend I'm not going to say what it was because in case he was watching this and then he'd ruin the present because she supports this okay and he had to keep it secret so we spent three hours navigating through their websites trying to keep it secret fair play I am Rorschach fair enough Mary Crimbo, Reds and Blues Neil Over all says calm down but he's hitting the post, they're still technically on target I was blind folded Neil and yes I still managed to hit the ball where the ball should be hit one of a scud I think in the dizzy pen I can't remember the dizzy pen No, no you wouldn't Schubert Schubert says Perth I've mentioned it before but it happened again why would the only sport that doesn't pause the clock and make the time up at the end Why is this aimed at me directly I don't know mate it's in the rules I don't know will you change that you've been there for about three hours I've said some of the rules I've changed in football one of them this sounds mad but there's two rules I've changed in football and he might sound mad but I'm going to go for this number one if the ball goes out of play but doesn't hit the ground I'd play on unless it's a corner and it goes behind the goal if it goes behind the goal it's out and comes back in it's in play to deal with the ball because it never touched the ground but you might have had a goal at West Ham I think that makes sense though I know people go that's stupid it doesn't make sense you don't want to do and I think this is the most so sensible get rid of the throwings no I'm not you're a traditionalist this is like concrete football only the goalie should be able to touch the ball with his hands in the game of football so have a kick in meaning that wherever it goes out you get to kick it in not take throwings throwings are mad okay I'm just saying alright that's fair enough Sandra Delacruz, Felice Navi there it is for you Sandra Felice Navi that's a you Matialysson Bethan Firmino can you shout out my big blue brother Phil McCracken Merry Christmas Daniel O'Connor says my granddad Tony is 88 today Happy Birthday Tony hopefully the Blues give him a birthday and Christmas win against the monks tomorrow Merry Christmas lads thanks for the fun content Happy Birthday Tony hope you enjoy it Josh McCann, Merry Christmas fellas 26 can you do a shout out to my mum Elaine please Elaine hope you have a fantastic Christmas with your family before we were going to get another song from Ned but before we do that we're going to have part one of our PEZ video from about five years ago you'll know because I look different Pat looks different and the studio looks completely different so let's jump into that come to ToffeeTV this is the second leg of the Macy Side Cup is that what we called it the Macy Side Cup Macy Side Cup if you haven't seen the first leg get over to the Redmen TV to watch the first leg spoiler alert they're winning 2-1 it's important though it is important to know that isn't it but we do have that important away goal Andy Johnson popped up what a goal to get back to 2-1 in the first half this is the trophy it's a little bit like the League Cup except it's only got two arms you ever won it this could be your first time and not the other version of it I love the arrogance of them leaving the Cup so they've come to our house to see if they can take the trophy don't forget we're 2-1 behind but we do have that important away goal bat so my team 1-0 win 1-0 will do us let's get on with it I hope the fact that we let yous off in that first game doesn't come back to haunt us because we had the chances to put it to 25 so we did win the trophy show once again that's a great FA Cup for this team so they all won a trophy you should bring it up because they're 95-96 Liverpool I'm sorry let's go pick up lad that is a good tackle that is a good tackle that is a great tackle Zinedine skill bat that is a football two-legged tyre in neutral venue he's f*****g an idiot the babysitter is in trouble he's got this in him though pick up we don't need to concede the nearly away goal I'm sure we don't need to what's going on with go on steven pass of the whale we were away there it's the advantage that makes me sad for football it's ruining the contest it's a sad sight it's a sad sight that's the best thing you've had on this channel look at that just once again possession football I'm feeling the tensions been up big time in this game using not screaming at each other which is weird there's another foul these chances the fact that he puts it over feel the wind of change I'm feeling tension I'm not going to lie I feel as though this opens 20 minutes it's been a bit tense where's the shabby lad it's an hobby lad confused because all the white stuff is everywhere I don't know if he's a hobby lad please play short well you're short I know I didn't mean it I didn't mean it like that that's why he's in the team mo mo go on it's sad is it a foul I feel like because he was selfish we got away with that if he had passed there was four again if he had passed there we would have won well played I'm not going to lie what are you doing there you lad it's a big way though it's a bit fair it made his mind of form you're fucking jammy bastard it's not a late challenge so once again I brought the referee I'm sorry go on you're in you big tit I'm inside chance man square 8x2 instead of the front of his ass get inside crikey and d crikey o riley and his brother dave ah he's gone brilliantly go on now sit on the tennis captain for the day because of his heart that's how sexy you are taking this babe captain pennant do you know that he's going to give everything for the cause sorry for the cause go on mate hands here I'm here mate I'm tricking them tricking to yourself there was a trick play go on little one no pressure no sounds in my voice that's fine if that's all they've got on their own tennis we've got part two the exciting climax of pez and I know you're all waiting to hear that but we'll see that's only but what you're waiting to hear now is read matty lamb play another christmas song for us so matty take it away mate here we go boy throw your arms around the world at christmas shine but say our prayers and pray for the other ones at christmas shine it's hard but when you're having fun there's a world outside you window and it's a world after and in fear where the only water flowing is the bitter sting of tears and the christmas spells that ringing or the clanging chimes of doom well tonight thank god it's them instead of you there won't be snow in africa this christmas shine or the greatest gift they'll get this year is life oh where nothing ever grows no rain or rivers fall do they know it's christmas time christmas time at all it's to you raise a glass for everyone it's to them want to leave that burning sun do they know it's christmas time at all the world let them it's christmas time and feed the world christmas time christmas time yeah amazing yes Ned I've got goosebumps thank you unbelievable coming up come on big R this big R one goal mate one goal takes it go on you've got that set him set him come on don't cast whatever it was it's pathetic brilliant get him off dog stoke dogs of jizz stoke and west prom rolled into one look at this come on boys what happened to them are you going to put your head in penalty come on he's got to go he's got to go just hit the corner why is he beating him off he's only been booked calm down come on boys come on no excuses 2 minutes left I shall be at the score in the 80 flush minute this is for you please all those years ahead come on what the yes Kefney yes corner flag corner flag just kick it out there's a million and a half wasted keep impressing don't play that where's McFadden hit the ball down the line go head son I don't know where to score not a goal kick all right all right I'm playing it short play it short keep it in there go a little one don't pop it up against me drop on us like we don't exist hang on hang on are we putting it in come on I don't feel the stout images being played in the right spirit I'm not going to lie I'll be looking it in just finish it mate finish it finish it finish it shot Phil Neville yeah keep it we've done the quiz we've done the quiz we've broken ice patch that's how long we've been on it telly's gone off here we go what a what a a joyous victory that was I think it's that the only time we've ever played probably yeah but that was at a time when don't feel they played every day as a pair every day and we've picked it up once every once every time you played them so we beat them now well we get closer we don't play it but we need to Jake Thompson says question for Ped would you rather spend Christmas dinner with DT from AFTV or Bret Angle and Jim White I don't I've got no problem with I've got no problem with Bret Angle he's a lovely fella he's just the worst player there that doesn't mean he's not a nice player and Jim White it's all an act where there's other people out there really like when they're putting the pressure but Jim White is nothing is he just he's just a fellow who goes on telly on telly and tries to make himself and we've got it like when we were at Sky at that time Jim was sitting on the other side of the room sitting next to an aladite when aladite was given as the daggast absolute daggast wasn't he yeah he wasn't that big a son yeah and he says this reminds me of the build-up to the dabby and it's the blues on the school yard one ball, 50 kids you just end up kicking each other and feel it's had an effect on the game also was Pad Jack a blue now he was never a blue his brother's an Evertonian and the story behind Chris wearing the Everton shaters in the 2006 dabby that him and his brother had a bet which ever team won they'd have to wear the shater of that team when they went out on the aisle in the night and obviously Everton won the game and Andy Johnson scored and two so Chris lost and his brother took a picture and then distributed it obviously when Chris become well known for being on the red men so Steve Kelly says alright let's hope you both well sitting in work, got the show on TV and managed to get you two new patrons up the topies, great work keep up the good work, is right Steve? are you just asking, Ned do you got no any other Christmas songs? not really it's only because the people in the comments are like the crime is like an encore you won an encore I've only learned about six or seven for Chris because I'm not gigging and then a few days of prizes is there anything surely out your head though have you got something you can play without the song you're going to play that's like maybe a bit of a party tune I can give you me set list I've got all the Christmas songs I can't believe you haven't got you don't know have yourself a merry little Christmas which is amazing have you got like a party tune have you got like a little party tune have you got like a party tune though to get everyone going or you know sweet Caroline or forever in blue jeans forever in blue jeans is incredible have you got sweet Caroline for everyone Christmas no any more Christmas songs you made that quite evident they're only ever four chords I'm thinking of like getting the party going thinking of like what you could play to get the party going finish with Slade mate you know Slade and he was good with Slade anyway we'll come back to that chocolate orange buttons lads it's the future says Mike Barrett Jay Monti said people who don't like banties are weirdos they're so nice they're bossy Dick L says would you rather see Jane from number 23 this is Dick L in a sexy elf costume or naughty mrs claw costume I can't say anything if it was your wife you'd want to see her in like I'm pleading the fifth yeah we'll have to plead the fifth because my mrs is watching so well no it's not so much me mrs watching me mrs mum's watching so I'm definitely not saying anything Phil O'Neill says if either of you watch the trailer for the new Beatles maybe we have looks it does look amazing Ned do you know any I see just that you're just saying it's Mike are we being professional you know what Beatles songs you know Paul says don't play sweet carol and you're a baron Phil I can do it there's a very popular Irish song I can do forget about it what Beatles songs you know that you can play us tickets to ride I used to do Hey Jude I can probably no that'd be too long I mean we could do that then anything else like good Beatles songs that you could play us I mean we're already fully in on the YouTube slides now we might all keep going which my band is the Van Halen cover come together but it's too it's too rocky for this and you'll just come on what do you know can I get the crab rocking you and Ned the sculpture will add some of these because you're just going back and forward with Liam and Rogue says well done lad that's for you get in yes BT says Paul Mike's where are we in your face in reference to the pesky in your face those likes should be above 300 really if you haven't liked us press it it takes a second Semi jam also says Merry Christmas mate enjoy oh I've got it actually he wants Wonderwall I've got it I want you to play Dreams by Fleet with Mike no that's Robert you've ruined it it's an amazing song I've got him here and I want him to play it you've ruined it people just want to hear he said they don't want to hear he literally just said it I'll tell you what people are saying I know what you're going to play no I know what you're going to play but Remy Spoon says doesn't he know Angels Christmas song isn't it it's not a Christmas song it's not but then Glen Watson wants to know do you know I am the walrus it's too hard I do that in like a way to sort of Marley says would you rather have the Christmas dinner with DT or Big Sam Big Sam Big Sam Big Sam Karl Wang says bad do you agree with saying Arsenal may go down Arsenal won't go down Karl not in any university in my opinion would they go down Arsenal can't go down they've got to ban me young and players like that Arsenal will be more lightly be in the top half of the table and possibly even higher you'd think it might not play out like that but in terms of going down I don't think it's even a conversation to be honest with you mate Liam Hughes says thank you for the video and this hard year hope you have a wonderful Christmas both of you thank you very much Liam hope you do too we're done with your short experiences happy Christmas memory bubble says evidently it was the people's club there's a little bit of back and forth going on there right Marley says bad would you rather have an orange club or dog food well probably dog food and wouldn't eat because it after like some old me knows eat the orange club to be honest with you Cameron Juleph says what do you do with Moise Keane keep or sell sell loads of money write someone better who can actually play football for us I don't think he'd want to come back and play for us anyway will he go on I went on stoney talks I hope you both have a lovely Christmas do you think there's a decent chance we can progress into the semis we're going to put busy pens on this is against the red men again another interesting laugh that we had a couple of years ago well as the red men TV the Magistrate Dabi approaching we're here with Toffee TV we took part in a blindfolded pens competition on their channel go and check that out but here on red men TV it's dizzy pens one, two seven 12 15 go one two to go one more to get the feet he's getting up and that's by Agri one the eyes are gone pick your spot pick your spot the other way pick your spot he saved it it's all down to this the deciding pen one nine just compose yourself compose it compose it compose it we've conjured them to play another song this is the last song we've got one more but this is going to play this one first this is Pet's request for his favourite band isn't it here we go I would like to leave this city I can't even remember the lyrics I would like to leave this city this old town don't smell too pretty I could feel the warning signs running around my mind and if I could leave this island I would book myself this island I could feel the warning signs running around my mind so here I go still scratching around in the same old hole my body feels young but my mind is very old how do you say you can't give me the dreams I won't mind anyway half the world lost I've been found but I don't feel down feel down and if I could leave this planet you know I'd stay but I just can't stand it I could feel the warning signs running around my mind and if I could leave this spirit find me a hole and I'd live in it the warning signs running around so here I go still scratching around in the same old hole my body feels young but my mind is very old so how do you say you can't give me the dreams I won't mind anyway half the world half the world I've been lost well I don't feel down no I don't feel down I don't feel down belter and Ned will be back he's got one more song in him I mean I still feel like we need another Christmas song as well but he doesn't know any more Christmas songs I know but no it was good that's why I picked that song I felt like I had everything no that was a belter of a song tremendous stuff absolutely absolutely quality right where are we back in the comments right and James says Everton Premier League Champions 2021 I love this song Irish Fan TV giving loads of claps to Ned there memory bubble says bloody hell Barb this is a good song GAAFC says a good singer Josh McCann says go on son Glen Watson says can't believe Ped missed that last pen ruined an otherwise perfect 2020 Liam Monroe says half the world away Samuel Thorne delete round of applause Liam Monroe brilliant la Brentford are beating Newcastle 1-0 in the quarter-final Chen Lars says Basers Wales Fiat is a Premier League referee building an orange club riding a giant spider nailed it absolutely nailed that on to the Peyton comments question I've done that one sorry where are we we're here Clap and Ned start watching do a bit of rap what's your favourite Christmas song Ferry Tail of New York by the way Ned does know the words but what he did was he broke the song up so that no one can take that video now and like you know put it out there it was good it was good another way on radio he talk over the song sometimes so that you can't like take them put them on a TDK that was clever breaking up the song so no one can take it I was trying to think what the last verse was I was about to sing the last verse and then start Baltic bespoke says because if you didn't play Last Christmas come on Ned Adam Connoy said that's one good thing this year I love the way that you just think he can just come up with these songs only if you could we don't have to listen to other fans sing that one song Fede because when we go to the game it's only our fans Oleb's shoulder back says great stuff Matty you could enjoy a Pez game as much as this but it's the most addictive footy game ever Pez peaked back then Dick Earl says surely every Evertronian knows all together now David Emberton Christmas time is here again by the Beatles Derek Hulton says come on guys you can sing coming down the air boys as the street ends up the clock and everybody back in the day Joe Max says piano man Ned Gary Walsh says Ned Ned Ned we've got one more song that is going to get yous all going going to get yous all going Santa Claus is coming to town woohoo that's the one I thought you were going to do have you done it haven't you well in Ned's release a mixtape please have you done it haven't you what have you done my mind was over Slade was perfect my body Slade was perfect perfect way to start it Tian Laugh says how do I join Payton the link is in in the comments in the description of me and Tian Laugh over there in the description hit the like button why not if you're there you may as well can we just say as well though we are live on youtube we are live on twitter we are live on facebook it takes some serious like the honys to just play live honestly that's amazing wear me spoons give Bas the guitar Tony a few chords you know what I would absolutely love to be able to play the guitar I really would I love that but I just can't you know what the lads missed out on a lot of gigs this year because of everything that's going on come on lads you're in for the art don't start retrain don't retrain sound engineer no, don't do that but it takes some bottles coming and do what he's done today and he brought us presents which I'm going to open in a minute and most of them are going to give him our presents as well it does take massive go honys to do what he's done today fair play 20 years of age and he's coming on and he's smashing it like that fair play smashing it like Jane at number 23 I've just I've just done a refresh on the patron stuff everyone's just loving it not tanking you for making it a Bosch Christmas special we've had a good laugh you and Dylan says fairytale in New York you're going to have to learn that one mate you're going to have to learn that I'll be back for next Christmas so I want you to get that ready for the end of the for next week a couple of chords for the live show it's our week off next week isn't it Arish for both fancy visas would you do a live show for Ned where people would donate to him do you know what I was looking at thank you very much have a good Christmas lad you have a fantastic Christmas thanks very much for that two things two things right and we've promised this if the world gets back to normal at the end of the season we want to do an end of season gig with Ned as our live entertainment of course you know us and try and get a couple of guests but I'd say what I would love to do I would love to take like Ned and us over to somewhere like Dublin well ciao as you invited us over for the Irish blues I think this would be fantastic us, Ned, maybe another special guest if we could get one and go do a night somewhere it'd be amazing that wouldn't it it'd be absolutely brilliant maybe we'll go over to Dublin and like you said if the world gets normal we'll see Paul but we definitely want to do an end of season if we're allowed to we can't listen to the world you know like the blues brothers might need a big of hope we can do tickets it can't we there will be tickets of course Paul, Neil said come to Dublin Paul we will do you arrange it Paul we will come to Dublin and we'll take Ned full entertainment now take Ned with us we'll get over there and it'll be good like a fire I think that's how you say it as give us a super chat there thank you very much mate hope you have an absolutely brilliant Christmas Cameron Jola has done a super chat as well ten pound thank you very much mate just get a pint each when you can cheers for the videos fellow listen Cameron thank you very very much the super chats are great we love them what we sometimes say is when people are doing super chats come and join Peyton for a month if you're going to get that and you get this more live videos but we do appreciate the super chat fantastic thank you very much especially at Christmas we absolutely love it hope you all have a fantastic Christmas but it'll be great Colin Linda says over to Dublin be brilliant boys good stuff we can do a live show and we can have Ned on our intervals doing the songs as well so it'll be good it'll end up with Ned and us in the intervals that's fine but what I mean is it'll be great to go over get the young lad on get the other lad on that'll just be Paul that'll just be Paul I've been I've been in the Irish centre three fellas got on stage with spoons a bin and a washboard and an amazing and you're just like how are they doing that they've got kitchen utensils what's going on amazing me Colin weaver has the first a white kick colour you've both got my name is Amber the umbro one with the my name is the 1985-86 yellow a white kick that's my first a white kick there's actually pictures of me on my birthday on the Wimpy train well my uncle said I slang on me with a little scarf he didn't succeed Charlie plays 18.07 as much as Paytons £3.50 a month mate that's just because of the pound we don't get any extra money we never put it up but we do do live shows every day and there's other videos that aren't that aren't doesn't go anywhere else memory bubble is dominating on the super chat you've kept me going this year trophy TV is what I look forward to thank you very very much again listen the super chat is great thank you very much if we've helped you in any way this year then that sound as well it's been a rubbish year for most people when it all happened we just didn't know what we were going to do we were like we were just thought this was just going to do shows and then thank god for zoom my god thank god for the advent of a zoom we were able to do all these you know and the kids and the grey Paul Brace well Paul Ride Out from America so more to come in the second half sorry second half in the new year as well the second half of the year it's because this year is just busy but it is you're right we sat here and the pair of us were like well the red men went didn't they they went and we were like it was they were gone for about two months and it was just us in a bubble coming in going home and because of that looking over our shoulders in case the police were after us we were in and we were on lockdown I was in every day literally bleached every day when I've come in bleaching everywhere in case anyone come in because my thing put my arms up we still got it we've got all the sanitizers everywhere and we've it's been a very difficult year it's been a good year we're very lucky we've had we've been very very lucky this year that we've been allowed to we've continued doing that what we love doing for other people that hasn't been the same you know some of our friends like Steve Kelly that is well turned upside down you know should have got married lost his job got another job which is great he's got his wedding sorted for the summer and now all the distros they're all up in the air as well you should have gone to America you couldn't go there's lots of different things but that's I mean going on holiday that's not insane just things just off you that's nothing compared to what some people have had a terrible year if we could we've helped in any way then that's good then that's tremendous and that's good so thank you all obviously you help us don't you buy coming and joining in and the biggest thing I think that is the biggest disappointment for us just in this not in the real world just in this is that we haven't been able to get more people in to have more voices because it's never intended to just be me and pet is it it's intended to give other people voice and let them give their opinion and we just joining that's what it's for but if we've helped then thank you I feel like I do feel like it because of what's screwed slash we that now need to start going yeah someone have you loved them and what day is it you know I've just seen the best comments ever someone's just put on twitter this Brentford pitch looks like the top of Shink Towson's head I mean that is one of the greatest like because you can imagine how it looks sprayed on can't you you can imagine how it looks but listen that does give you a really good visual confirmation it does but what I've really enjoyed this it's been really good net let's brought it a different a different aspect to and it's great and so there you go Billy Billy was a bit Billy was amazing and he had the both but he couldn't play it he could run Shrewsbury oh he could run Shrewsbury I'm good at forum because Shrewsbury he had the floods then he had Covid then he had Covid and now Christmas he's not going to be able to do the run the doors the Mintules are locked out for Christmas it's going to be like an episode of EastEnders never good Paul's on saying yeah be great to have you over I'm sure you'd have your pints paid all night wouldn't be hard to pay for mine or buy me one that's it I'm done great entertainment and great entertainment and guests you love it and Paul also says Pedne's to work on the horrific Irish accent my father was Irish I can do a good that what I'm trying not to do though is go full because I'm just throwing full and I'm like you know what my personations like I've already had people asking me to do me Robert De Niro and me Pacino and me Ultimate Warrior Robert De Niro was 500 likes in the dinner so there you go 3.50 a month same prices a meal deal absolutely bargain Tim Thompson says Brentford won it up after 18 minutes Liam Monroe says great set take it playing full of blues overlaps Sebastian Igor says go free excellent player he is Stoney Tarkley on Bailey I'm not going to change me to be the one for me Samuel says any plans to get Bainzy on for an interview there are plans to get Leighton Bainzy always plans you go Lewis G says happy Christmas to you and yours lads saying to you Lewis have a great Christmas blue boys to you on the super chat thanks for the shows lads bring back the quizzes I got made in London thanks to Covid but you guys kept me entertained fully cheers thanks very much blue boys to you there's an app called Last Fan Standing right it's on Android and it's on Apple where we do a couple of quizzes weekly on it there are only 8 question quizzes but they're honestly disowned and we're trying to get that going because it's a good platform to do the quizzes on it we record them and do all the questions but it's on there so the last fan standing last fan standing if you didn't take quizzes we try and get a couple on there a week just getting it going just getting it started now so whatever platform you're on go on and download it there's other quizzes from other teams on that if you want to have a go and basically you can win coins and then coins turn into prizes you know what I'm saying so if you want quizzes that's where they are cheese and cheese it's been great that both of you have carried on throughout this year we all know the pandemic will carry on in 2021 soon we'll be back in stadiums the improvisation from you two that has been uncanny cheers mate Liam Monroe says thanks fellas absolutely belt us the pair of you Dave Coakley wants to see the ultimate warrior impression Paul from Irish football fan TV says you've got the impressions but you're crap at doing Irish accents mate dark arts on the super chat thank you very much mate says go ahead lad tomorrow I'll be a patron but there's a little extra thanks for keeping us entertained every day with the lives cheers I know you're a patron absolutely super all these super chats will pay for this couch they will so your eyes won't be bleeding the money just goes back into the channel so thank you very much for everyone who's dosed put the scent of super chat in we really really appreciate it last few before we do we've got a special message for you Eugene McGeevers says you think I'm going to call that we'll get the Premier League Golden Boot no and that won't be because he's tired of it penalties most of all he's got about six but he's getting off he's got about less than 11 penalties this season already incredible Bruno Fernandez will probably end up with more goals because of the penalties Paul we'd love to have Tim Kaylon but I don't think we could afford him we'd have to get his watch sponsor you would too weird let him come on King Arthur says he's very grateful cheers mate where are we where are we Jess says she is last have a good Christmas where are we where are we I'm in the entry brilliant brilliant video nearly as good as oh my oh my god right so we're about to play and go on patreon before we go get on the patreon but then for about a minute away from knocking out Newcastle will be one of them against Newport and then one, two, one or so but this is for them so they're championship that's better right there's the last few on patreon before we go where are we we've just got to get the refresh done so refresh is the lonely child Ned your boss says Armand Derek Hulton says from Daxi come to Dublin to tell stories in just chat you get yourself well faced Daxi and much chat Jimmy Crellin says Merry Christmas boys don't forget if you haven't subscribed do it now Ian Allanson on the super chat paying for the couch payment fund Ian thank you very much much appreciated absolutely much appreciated thank you so much like you say Semi time life love Godfrey but Luca D it's one of the best left backs in your Mike he's the answer cheers boys and girls for all the videos this year quick question you shall send to back when everyone's fit try keying in Godfrey let's give that a go when Dean's back King Arthur says Barry thank you for your diplomacy listen we're going to the message then we're going to Ned and then are we wrapping it up right okay so we're going now to our message here we go happy new year have a good one God bless the big dunk take care incredible stuff on the big man absolutely incredible stuff there right Ned right are we ready this is your big finale finale this is my take on the spirits of the blues here we go it's good news for the blues we've got no time to lose we're hard on the trail and there's no way we're going to fail so get your coat on and get moving don't know the feeling of losing so come on come on and get down to good or some heart ever turn you never shine so brightly ever turn the spirit of the blues the moon we've got something to prove and there's no surprise that the blue boys are on the rice so get your coat on and get moving we don't know the feeling of losing so come on come on and get down to good or some heart ever turn you never shine so brightly ever turn the spirit of the blues ever turn you never shine so brightly ever turn the spirit of the blues ever turn you never shine so brightly ever turn the spirit of the blues hey holy get over Ned come on Ned there's one for you Jill and two hearts beating in one has she got tea on Jill he wants to know if you've got the tea on there it is the Dublin he wants to know if you've got the tea on and I said the Dublin some other stuff right big thank you for everyone for watching the show let me race through these for you go on presence live on it come on they're only a little something oh a little something oh my god oh what's this it is a marvel cup super powers heat change mug when you boil it I'm going to have to open mine because I'm not going to have a marvel there's no way I've got a marvel cup I never know I don't like it I wrap these up right I've got a playstation it's right Ned I didn't know what you liked that's what it was smash the B in him smash the B in him that's him in this Ned we've got to go I'm trying to keep myself away from you let me open the other one as you're opening Paul legend lads great they're staying here have yourself a merry jaffa cake incredible incredible where are we King Arthur I can't say that line I can't I just can't Paul to everyone Justin Buritika says this is lit Mikey Johnson's no other club like us blues up the toffee TV no other channel like this set up the toffee TV and the blue says brilliant Ned memory above a lot of hearts Mikey Johnson says don't stop Ned Charlie plays says excellent Ned have a merry Christmas all of you lads go ahead Ned like an Evertonian Ed Sheeran Paul to everyone says Merry Christmas Paul to all of blues King Arthur says thank you like blue Pete Terry may be merry Christmas blues Mikey Johnson says announced Ned on a 10 year deal and I'll just refresh Peyton one more time let me give Ned this Christmas give us the present this big box here no you could have wrapped it up you could have wrapped it up I've got two 25lbs gift cards for the Everton direct store so I can get myself to be awake the club will like that putting the coffers putting it back in Uncle Bill Ned get whatever you want I didn't get a machies I got a message saying do you want a machies I'm like that eating my cereal what time is that pet I'm eating my breakfast I did a podcast with Roger Armstrong you should have been up had your breakfast done the podcast and then come in and I've got your dinner it's not the way to roll Adam Conroy says Merry Christmas guys loads of heart Gary Walters great set Ned make sure you show up if you haven't thanks for everybody who's watched us Brentford beat Newcastle it's all over Newcastle gone Brentford in the last four Patrick Farrell says Merry Christmas next year Ned you can do Shane McGowan impression UD McGeever Merry Christmas good luck for Everton against United at Goddison tomorrow King Arthur says he's spreading joy in the UK listen there's two things we could spread and I'm glad it's just joy that's one of them don't want to be spreading anything else but listen thanks for everyone who's joined us today commented, liked it all the people who did the super chat all the nice comments it's been great have a fantastic Christmas all of you stay well and love after yourself and each other I mean we haven't even gone yet you just walked in front of the camera but you've just walked in front of the camera you're going to walk Marley said he's just up to Peyton rather give money to some blues than something stupid Marley thank you very much Cameron Jolliff says tune in tomorrow beat the other red something happy Christmas happy days Tashi says UD we play we beat United there'll be a draw memory bubble says Merry Christmas fam there you go these comments will just keep coming so thank you have a Merry Christmas the videos will continue the reaction videos tomorrow night and United all the reaction videos for Sheffield United including the match preview not that all coming out we don't take Christmas off when it comes to our videos so make sure you check all that out thank you for watching and we'll see you later Merry Christmas everybody