 All right, maybe I'm live. Maybe I'm not Hey, and I am live. What is up everybody? I'm the man goose. You are awesome today We're gonna be playing some BPM and I need to turn that sound down just a wee bit Jesus There we go Sound is pretty important in this game because it is a rhythmic shooter and as you can see so this game is like It's a study in efficient gameplay development. They used paragon assets just put some wings on them Stunt, what's up? So I mean, that's obviously Kwong, right? There's what's going on We got Wu Kong right there Tara, which I'm surprised they use Tara the Chinese New Year's Iggy They got Murdoch Then just another variation of Greystone, I haven't unlocked that last one So yeah, it's just um, all they did was take the paragon assets make a rhythmic shooter with them use free assets from Epic and Just fuck with the hue and saturation Enough to where it looks like a stylistic choice But um, this game had to have been extremely cheap to make but it's a good game the reason I'm playing it now is Because uh, I don't know if you guys have heard of the game Metal Hellsinger. It is a okay. I'm gonna go switch up the normal here. Oh, I don't want hard Okay, we'll just go easy. It's been a while since I played this game So, I mean just you'll see I can only shoot in time with the beat and um You can only dodge in time with the beat So all right, I need to adjust my mouse There we go. So, uh, yeah, what's up there buddy? Let's get it. Let's play some BPM. Okay. I don't want to do any trials Yeah, I don't want to do any trials It's been so long since I've played this game that I need to I think just chill out with it for a little bit But even the guns even the weapons that they use are are uh paragon assets And it is a procedurally genuinely generated roguelike And I'm already getting fucked up. Oh, yeah, and you have to reload to the beat too. I forgot about that But um, yeah, Metal Hellsinger is coming out soon and I think that game's gonna be A lot better Oda hey Joyce, what's up? Yeah, yo, how you doing? Yeah, yo, this is um A rhythmic shooter that they uh used paragon assets to make Oda. Congratulations on winning the uh, the bellica skin from SMS Should probably pay a little more attention And you would think that Timing your shots with the beat like I just missed. Uh, I just missed the beat right there So you collect up these coins and you could spin them in shops Like I said, it's a roguelike Joyce there glad to see you in here, brother Ability up. Yep. We'll do that Okay, this is um trap room. I don't want to fuck with that I need to ease my way back into this game Yep, don't need to go there So, um I don't know It's fun. I when I first picked this game up. Yeah, I just got fucked up Whenever I picked first picked this game up. I played it so much that My hands started to hurt like my wrists started to hurt because I fucking love this so much Have fun at work or as much fun as you can possibly have there Joyce andator Joyce andator. I don't know if you guys know We go way back. We go way back increase matching Lucky dice is pretty good I don't think I'll go spend any thing in that shop Soul reaper. How you doing? but like uh, so so you see even in the shops like They're using the um new year's scorch skin as their shop like they I don't I don't know how much they spend on this game, but it couldn't have been a lot It could not have been a lot. It's a fun game anyway Joyce I have no idea man. I I shutter to think I shutter to think And the bosses in this game are all Paragon heroes as well speed up sure Gonna be wise with how you spend your coins They went full chicken. They did indeed Oda. They did indeed Lionheart. Okay, that's good Uh, yeah, it is soul reaper. I agree with that. It's a lot like doom if doom was forced you to Reload and shoot in time with the music Make sure there's nothing else in this room Oh, there we are And I really want a gun room a gun shop So if you see the um the cursor that actually shows you the beat as well You got the beat in the half beat some weapons can only shoot on the beat some can shoot on the half beat Uh, there's a gun shop. So we I forgot to okay. I got 10 coins so I can get a damage Or I can get a new gun That's a pretty good gun All right, I think I'll skip out on the guns. Just get damage And we're gonna go fight some wrong Blue severog is the first boss The off topic sort of is the rumor true that over prime is getting released at the end of this month. Oh, I have no idea Ray Leos, how you doing? I have no idea if over I haven't heard anything about that. Um That would be fucking awesome. I would love that. Fuck. I forgot his movesets Yeah, suck at severog. That's what you get for not having rogue physics Whoo more damage. I like it. I love it. I want some more of it Uh, you heard it per weekend, huh? Hmm. Well, I'm gonna have to look into that Fox McLeod, how you doing if you Fox McLeod if you think that this game is interesting, um Metal health singer is coming out soon and I think it's going to be better I think it's going to be even better than this game or ripe child And I will definitely be playing the shit out of that That's it. Yeah, he is over there doing the thriller dance, but that's one of his emotes though for real Like one of his emotes he kind of does the thriller dance So they just repurposed the new mode. I'm telling you this game They made on the cheap faux show Oh, there's a shop right over there. Let's see what they got. I can't buy anything. I'm the coins, but Let's go full chicken again a key armor Golden bracelet is really good cost seven and ammo capacity So, I mean this is a roguelike so everything's procedurally generated I mean some of the room a lot of the rooms are the same, but The map layout is procedurally generated I need some range is what I need You can increase your range at shrines Or just by buying more range, but uh That's the problem with how desaturated everything is in this game Like I said, they they made it look like it's a stylistic choice. It is not They just did this to cover up that they were using free assets and shit 100% 100% um No, I'm fine with the library you can get Uh different alternate fires, but uh I'm fine with the one I got I wonder where the assets went for the unreleased heroes. That's what I wanted up So, uh, we're gonna be doing the anime podcast Thursday, which should be a lot of fun And uh In the spirit of that I'm gonna ask you guys a question Do you consider nezuko from demon slayer to be a waifu? Oh, that'll damage me, but it'll give me a bunch of gold I might come back to this room if I if I need it Oof. Oof. How do I waste the key on this? Sure This is healing effects. I don't really have any healing. Oh, there's a gun room I'm oh, I've only got four coins. I need more coins part. Or do I want a building up? Nope? Nope. We'll save the coins. Oh, no, that's a trap room Fuck that noise Ray Leos 100% I absolutely agree The only time I ever thought of nezuko as a waifu was in the entertainment district art When she loses her goddamn mind and goes full fucking demon, but um, otherwise She is an adorable little angel and people who think s-sexual thoughts about nezuko need to get punched in the dick But I see people say it and Fuck kills me Oh, I'm blowing health. Give me something good Let's try slot for stats. Sure. Yeah, I don't have any healing effects. So fuck it All right, I've only got five gold goddamn This is gonna be rough going into this boss room. Oh, that's just free now. No, that costs four gold All right, so I'm facing another boss I'm I forget which Forget who this one is Think it might be Revenant, maybe But find out boys Yeah, Revenant Oh, shit. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh shit Did not think I was gonna kill him. Uh, yeah, it's a fun game, man I'm playing it horribly right now, but I think my the best gun to get for me I think is uh, you can get zinxes gun and holy shit is that thing powerful All right So hopefully you not play like shit Oh, we got chimeras Whoa didn't mean to do that You gotta watch the chimeras, man. Uh, boss room is right there. I can just go fight them right now, but Let's try and get some health back before we do that shit Okay chimeras Okay, when they're glowing like that, I can't actually damage them Yeah, damage them. Give me that damage Uh, I got two keys. Fuck it. Okay. This just kills the little things and it's awesome Ooh, there's gun room and I got nine coins Let's see what they got in the gun room Ah, so we got Revenant's pistol for 15 A little shotgun thing for Five Oh, no, I think I just like my regular gun for now. We'll just keep fucking getting getting putting more damage into it Oh, what's this? So it's been a while since I played this game. So I don't know what all the rooms are Oh, okay. This is just I could feed coins into that and possibly get stuff not worth it not right now So not worth So with um metal health singer. I don't think it Oh I don't think it completely negates your ability to shoot whenever you don't shoot on the beat Like it does in this game, but ah, fuck me killed by a fly Of course always killed by a fly every fucking time in this game And so I gotta restart at the beginning So hopefully I can um Focus a little more See what kind of guns he's got available That one's a good one. That one's pretty good Ooh, this is a burst rifle bellicose burst rifle. I like that one a lot actually How much did that one cost? How much gold do I need for that 15? I don't know if I'll get 15 gold in this little run, but uh I'll fucking try and I'll honestly think I would rather have the damage from this damage boost Not going down those stairs while it's clear. Hell yeah Uh, I will take the damage for gold this time Yes, please. Yes, sir Uh, you only get the weapons. You don't really have paragon abilities. They didn't I don't think they even knew what paragon was when they made this game Jelly, what's up? Uh, yeah, jelly and I both got quite addicted to this uh game A while back Uh, I noticed it ended up being a fairly popular game because I made a youtube video about the guns that I like And I still get hateful comments pretty regularly on that video About how dumb I am for liking the guns that I do like more gold. Hell yeah Okay, there's something else in here. There it is No boss yet Uh, yeah, I'm just um I'm easing back into it jelly easing back into it Taking it easy man Jelly you actually beat this well before I did didn't you if I remember correct a law What you got for me eggy Okay, lucky dice is good Lionheart's decent Ain't got shit for me. I can get the fuck out of here Real gamers ease in with whoop. Yeah, fuck you jelly You made me mess up jelly. That was all your fault Hell yeah Oh god, nope. All right, let's go. Let's go fight some wrong again. I'll get for that more damage. Hell yeah Okay, scorch whatever whatever jelly I don't call myself a paragon creator. Maybe other people do but not me You fuck off that shit. All right. Let's get going Okay, what else we got another something else in here. Oh, I needed that health For a key. I don't think so Not at this stage. Not at this point in time. I already got four keys Uh, oh, yeah critical critical damage like it. Love it. I want some more of it You hate bellicose rifle. I really like this gun Why don't you go Um find that youtube video I made about the guns I like and leave a hateful comment like everybody else does I get it. It's like so out of date too. I just leave it up because the Oh, oh shit all the hateful comments crack me up Let me like leaning around in my chair Got it. My brother used to make fun of me So bad for that when we were kids and I would lean around while we were playing video games Oh, what's this one? Range up. Yes, please Uh, come to slimming. No, it is not The reason I'm playing this right now Is because metal helsinger put me in the mood for it And I kind of want to practice up for when metal helsinger comes out Well, it's it's I would say it's half as good at least but uh Helsinger looks much more complete than this. I mean, this is a complete game, but I don't know. It just looks better Hellsinger does. Oh, I hate small things Fucking fly Fucking fly, man Fuck that thing. No, I'm almost dead Good thing you uh scorches here That's what I got. So yep, that'll work And real like that. I'm back to full health You think overprimes better than this dogger? Really? It is 100% Oh, come on bat Fuck scare shit on me bat. Yeah more range. Give me that range What what jelly? The what? The middle option is free Are you fucking serious as long as I've played this game? I've never known that Well, I mean, I don't even need the middle option right now but No, jelly. I did not know that Pepe laugh I think scared the shit out of me felt like Jedi for a second Oh my god I wish I could share that clip of Jedi freaking out playing hunt showdown with everybody in the world I think I've got enough range. I'm not going to the challenge room I'm just taking her easy, man. Just shaking it sleazy. All right, Revenant Coming for you Oh, there's another room here Devastation. You know what? My knees are actually decent. It's just my back. That's all fucked up. Oh ability up Fuck about that ability Better use that shit Jelly back decent knee squat Yeah, that's me jelly back Actually, the problem is that I don't have jelly in my back little little cushions in between my My spine got exploded When I got exploded I shouldn't say I got exploded. I mean I kind of did but More my truck I forgot about this thing and how much I hate it. We forgot how to dodge all the shit Nothing else in this room Your knees are extra squishy Well, give me some of the jelly from your knees for my back jelly Let's help each other out here. Oh, what are you? Where are you? Where's this last thing? Oh god dammit It needs an F and then we'll do a whole like content story on it jelly About two youtubers helping each other out by donating Knee jelly to the other ones back from hurting. I'd really like to take out that flyer What are the bells mean again? Oh, thank god some health. What are you? I don't need more range. Damn it. Do I need some healths? Uh, all the bells are the library. That's right Yes, please. I will take some health over time Did I get it? I did One to one with the average Man, I need to stop leaning around in my chair. Oh god I stuck on stairs. Oh, I sucked that round. I sucked on that one. I was sucking wind Oof, that was bad That was bad What is this sword? I've never seen this room Is this some new shit? Oh sordid democles Yeah, unfortunately, uh, guys, I don't think I got all I got. I got damage That would kill me instantly Hoo, shit All right Where's my Where's my scorch room? Where's my shop? There we are. I hate little flyers. Oh my god. At least I got my heel off. Holy shit Damage. Yes, please Do I have any key? I got six keys Uh Nope I don't like that someone Fart hair away from done. Yeah, indeed. Fuck hit me Are you serious? No, I got this heel. I'm uh, I'm I Uh, yeah, we'll take this. Oh god, that might be too fast A little too quickly or god damn it. Well, I got this fucking heel. Holy shit. What is this? nice Bro, where's the fucking? Where's the shop room at? brah I guess we're going in without a shot. Fuck it. I don't even know who I'm fighting Which paragon hero That has that the hue and saturation fucked up with them. Will I fight next? I think it might be nabash if i'm not mistaken There he is nabash with a Texas longhorn nabash Take that nabash ammo capacity up Oh nab then more god moria is fucking hard I need to get my damage way up before I go in against her. I just gotta melt her Oh moria is so fucking hard on this game At least for me At least in my opinionation What we got in the shot So that's free, huh? Nice Okay, I don't need to go any faster than I am right now Uh cleaving is pretty good and I don't have a ring increase our max hp Uh, I don't know. Let's hold out for something better Hold out for something more better We'll definitely grab this chest though Precision yep, let's take some precision. That's fine. This is a game of just running in circles Open you don't get it. What are you? No, get away from me. I don't want you. All right, Scorch, what weapons you got for me? Pretty good one That's what I already got. That's not what I already got but What is that? I've never gotten that one before. How much do I have? I don't have enough for it All right, we'll just um Jack up her damage then never go full. That's right mola Oh, shit. I need to stop leaning around so much Oh, how can I hit him? Oh, maybe I do need a little more range Or just aim better have you guys Encountered anybody in fault yet that was like I'll play this game because I liked one up Is that a is that a statement you have heard anyone say? I'm very curious Fucking suck at chimera. There's something else in here. Oh, shit. There's a hive Man, I got so much gold. Oh, there's a bank. Oh my god. I have anything backed up Prince version. Oh my god Well, you uh mola, that's the point of the game. You have to um shoot with the rhythm And dodge and jump or not dodging in my case Oh, I have 27 gold See if I had any saved up at the bank. I don't think I did I don't know if it even carries over from the last time I played this shit. Oh, yeah, I got plenty in the bank Holy shit Noice Yeah, um Did you guys see predecessors chimera kit and what do you think about his e? What do you think about his Ultimate not being a lock on but just being a aoe stun I don't know what you guys think. I don't know what jelly thinks Oh, all right. I've never used this gun before It's only got four rounds, huh? I'm guessing it's pretty strong then All right, mori. Here we go Jesus fucking christ, really? I dodged nothing. I dodged absolutely nothing right there. What a waste of gold Man, I used to be good at this game once upon a time Doesn't help that I'm guzzling gin over here. There we go. I just need to feel the rhythm Feel the rhyme Bounce that time I got no keys You don't care about any certain version You just want it to come out Yeah, I'll get you there Um I especially Like like I've said a million times I don't play console, but That's most of my paragon friends play console So if I want to get the band back together And I do want to get the band back together Oh something behind me And then I'm gonna have to um, they're gonna have to release one console It don't smell like gin. I don't think gin should ever smell like jet fuel You don't care till free to play release I'm very true mola Like we don't know what's really going to go on with these games Until they're fucking just Full access really also doesn't really matter which one's ahead in the Court of public opinion right now because you never know what's gonna fucking happen You never know what's gonna happen. I don't remember what that is. I don't remember what that is either Y'all take some damage Of course some gold Do I have I don't have any you have any keys? Hey, hey, hey skeleton key. Hell yeah Hell yeah Now we're cooking with gas Yeah, um It kind of takes away any counter for kai right like that seems like it's going to be stupid strong Stupid strong to give kai a cleanse like that's how you shut down kai is by stunning him And you may argue that it's going to take um It's going to take a lot Sorry, let me Let's see what we've got here. Ooh, that's so good I don't even know what the fuck I was saying. I was so happy that I got that see it doubles my shots Um Did I go in here? Yeah All right, let's go fight serve Oh, no, that's gonna be that's gonna be very hard to balance giving him a cleanse like that Basically what I'm trying to get out of here Black in on our shoe Jesus christ. Why was that so hard at that time? Let's go back to the shop and grab that free health I should be coasting here, but I'm not But from what I could we're up from what I could tell from that It looked like only his abilities give spirit regen. So just basic attacking Doesn't give spirit regen from what I could understand from that video Also, no more. He said chimera weird at the beginning chimera So there's that noise What do you got? What else you got? I do like that max health Battle line It's pretty good Carry two weapons Never used that. I don't need no two weapons Also needs my pistola And more damage I want to kill that bat I'm gonna hurt my back fucking by leaning so much trying to dodge abilities in real life Well, keep getting stuck on shit anything else in here. Let's go see what's in the library But bring the fucking door Nah I was looking for a heal All right later. Yo Thanks for stopping by Yeah, I'm gonna have to eventually have you as a panel on this anime podcast that we're doing because I like you you're about the only other person I know that is watched almost as much anime as me man. I hope there's a weapon room in here somewhere You don't you don't always get a weapon shop in this game I think after this next death, I'm probably gonna Peace out myself because no, I don't really stream too very often or very long Really Really god. All right. I'm about to go back to the shop and get some fucking health I will take explosive shots over the uh Give me your all right a little bit of health back I don't really want the cooldown reduction All right, let's go fight the boss Let's do all I don't have enough damage right now Did I ever open this chest? Did not Uh I really don't want auto aim over Exploding shots That was a lot easier that time Jesus Come on. Give me some damage guys. Give me some damage Yeah, you brought up thousand eyes the other day. I'm like who the fuck knows about thousand eyes You must have did the same shit. I did one day and just searched on ecchi and then that came up Because that's sure as fuck how I found thousand eyes can flies Fucking stupid little bugs I'll don't have a skeleton key We did health yep, okay We're not talking about two different thousand eyes. Oh no because After I watched it. I was like that wasn't ecchi at all I didn't enjoy it though. So we are talking about the same thing my friend speaking of ecchi the uh The uncensored one that's out. There's always an uncensored one every season It was a harem in the labyrinth of another world or some shit How the fuck is that a harem anime when there's one girl? He has one girl How is that a harem? Back in my day Oh, Jesus. I'm way too fast now. That thing was hard to kill Way harder than it should have been Oh Well, I will uh, I will send you the website where I watch my anime that's totally legit and um And all that after we're done Completely 100% legit no reason. I'm not saying it on stream This is 100% legit. Oh, there's a terra. I wonder why the fuck I was getting hit. God damn terra is the pits, man I'm moving too fast to fucking know what the hell I'm doing. I've never seen this room before Uh, fuck that looks like a trap to me. I couldn't get the hit Whoo, what is this gun? The hell is this? It's like a carbine. Oh nice Hopefully this is powerful as fuck Got some range on it. Never used this gun before. Oh god, where'd you come from? Oh god, what's hitting me? What is hitting me? The hell man That wasn't cool, man That was no fucking bueno Oh, I'm moving so fucking fast, dude. I can't take this That minigun is actually kind of sucks I'm gonna stick with this fucking weird gun that I just picked up that I've never used before I'm gonna get Garen thumb. Blastoise king. How you doing? Oh god, I said not Hang on just a second. I already eat it. I won't put you guys through here and me crunch up a bunch of ice Uh, let's get some health before we head to the bass room To the B.S. Yeah, it's fucking too fast for me, dude Mistakes were made. Uh, okay. There's the That was into the boss Uh, I believe we're fighting Narbash again. Yeah Fucking maneuver over there Dude, I'm fucking flying I can't get the rhythm of this gun down I'm not used to this gun. It's not um not working out for me It's full check of the shopkeeper indeed Fuck man. I can't Oh Tara Dude, I want to kill her but All right, I'm starting to get the hang of it starting to get the hang of it a little bit So fast What's this dice room again? Oh, all right. All right. All right. All right. What's in what's this room again? No, fuck that. You got from here And no no more block. What was this? What are you? Okay, you're nothing. Oh, I was gonna say it's gonna be a fucking miracle if I survive that Man, I am not good at this game anymore But yeah, that's about close it out. I just want to get back I'll not get back but start getting into streaming a little more And uh having a little bit of fun with that um Whatever um metal health slinger comes out. I'll probably stream that as well But uh, yeah, that's going to close it out for this evening. Thanks for everybody that showed up I didn't expect such a large turnout for this. Um Remember thursday is going to be the anime podcast We're going to be talking about demon slayer versus jujutsu kaisen, which uh demon slayer in my opinion Far superior than jujutsu kaisen, but I have been given jujutsu kaisen a bit of a bad rap It's uh, I thought it was bad, but it's not bad at all. It's actually above average But um, anyway that is going to close it out. Uh, again, thanks for coming out and uh, see y'all later