 Welcome everybody. This is the very beginning of the show, and you're here just in time for the start of it. This is going to be a pretty casual, pretty irreverent time to learn a little bit, get a bit of a preview of some of the topics we'll be covering over the course of the week, which are really broad, and it's a good opportunity to hear things that are completely outside of your normal area of interest. Whether that's deep learning, whether that's Java run times, whether that's remote DMA, all these topics are going to be covered here. So you'll get a taste of something new. I'm going to get us started and then one of our co-chairs, Rob and Bergeron, will be taking you through the second half of the program. So I'm going to be introducing the first handful of speakers here. First up.