 You're boys, you're boys, you're boys, Saudi Bambu, we are here in Atlanta, America, make some noise! This is shit, that's all the fans who are coming out to support our first ever event, we're gonna get to battle three of the day on my left hand side, making a debut from Florida in, uh, Don't Flop USA right now, make some noise for Isaac Knox, let's go! Let's do it for the bright time Atlanta, my man Carter Dean! Yeah! Can I give a shout out to the Central American River Turtle? Big ups to being the only living species in the Dermatomene, uh, uh, wait, no, no, that's not what I meant, uh, big shout outs for being, wait, shout out for being found in the Atlantic drainage of the Central American countries of southern Mexico, Belize and Guatemala, big ups for me, uh, this goes without saying but I want to give a shout out to all of the pine and Asian box turtles, especially the red-eared slider, that's my homie right there, big ups, uh, I want to give a big shout out to the Leatherback Sea Turtle, the Malayan Box Turtle and the, uh, Adlerborough Giant Tortoise, uh, special shout out to Pants, uh, uh, shout out to Earth, or shout out to Sonny Bambu for letting me give shout outs, uh, big shout out to the person who invented shout outs because without shout outs I wouldn't be able to give this shout out for inventing shout outs. No joke, I brought no jokes, I'm throwing nothing but missiles dude, that's what a missile dude, tossing bricks but it's getting to my head, that's what a missile dude, on the block with that rock, I'm a little parched, can someone give me like a sprite or a fresco or even a Sierra missile dude? Now back to what my missiles do, I change like the difference dude when I drop a tin for a pack of gum that's only 122, slow it down, I'm actually dissing you, I said I change, I change into a different dude when I drop that tin, packing guns I only need 122, bullets flying by like wizards do, they whizzing through, I name my gun Isaac's parents when he goes to summer camp, cause it's not missing you, both staffs and pistols too, my gun getting mad for 10 hours, he's gonna be fist till two, little dude, you're just a little dude, you see how I grip that tool, this is what happens when you try to act hard in here, they're like my nipples dude, they're like Carter's bringing gun mines, really dude so I'll be real with you, bragging about violence is the dumbest thing ever even if it's something that you really do, so we don't believe this gangster facade, we just know that it isn't true, on one hand that makes me really mad, on the other hand I really want to tickle you, that's tickle bars, in the door of my refrigerator that's where my pickles are, there's only juice in those pickle jars, if you leave your armpits ajar, armpits ajar, I'm a bad boy, I left three filters underneath the driver's seat of a rental car, have you ever been tickled while you're sitting in a bathtub, everyone never tickled you cause they were tricking you and said they were gonna give you a back rub, things happen to me and I don't even consider it bad, look, yes I'm extremely ticklish but Carter Deans is just that tough, he can't stand his delivery, only sounds like he has trouble speaking and all those shout outs even prove that you stumble reading, so what will a mistle do and a Sierra mistle do, but you missed a whole mountain, I'm telling you you missed the do, he had some verses meant for Lavos until that rescinded and I said sure I'll rep Orlando and Atlanta limits, I deserve a veteran match though not a rapping gimmick however, this is my 32nd battle so I'll have a minute, now Lavos means one boys I'm in a quiet taste, mine's in a higher space, I wish you would climb in a fireplace, you should have called out his commitment, I would have probably warned that he cancels against good competition like he's Johnny Storm, but I'm not here to battle storm Thea, I've been the best in Florida, so I don't need to warm and just to outshine this Georgia brother, I play my music from the south to California and north of us so Carter Deans I've been dropping CDs when I've tore it up, see I spit bars that pop and hit hard as cops until he lightheaded like the Pixar mascot, your twig arms cannot be minnier or skinnier, if a girl asks for your body type the answer is linear, pick up line but he fails with it having the frail image of a female gymnast, he goes on crisis, misconnections to be email digits but that ship is sailed like the online retail business, but forget this geek's frail women's frame, England came, but it's not Carter Deans this Carter Deans, I'll win a claim, entertain and use the English channels as a swimming lane, bring the flammable up in Atlanta, 96 Olympic Games, you're just a big silly man, try to stop on me that's silly man, in her entire life your mom's only owned too many vans, my parents have eight Chevy Venturas, that's too many vans, have eight Chevy Venturas, that's too many vans, so many rides for the family, my driveway looked like Disneyland, that's bars and I'm about to drop some more heat, I'm about to drop some more heat like bombs away, boring white guy about to cook food, look dude I'm Bobby Flake, give me some carrots I'll start and I'll chop away, cook them more than my mom on the holidays, punches flying but I'm not fighting, I'm over the beef light hollandaise, yeah I'm not a fighter, but your face makes me want a box away, I have a first edition Chewbacca that's worthless because I threw the box away, your first round was so good I wish you'd rewrap it like Boxing Day, I'm not a fighter but I have a cat named Tina and she really wants the box today, she hit quick with the pause, every punch is on delay, wait that's not what I'm trying to say, she hit quick then she pause, that last punch is on delay, be honest I'm just trying to get on bad bars and that last bar I'm on my way, one time I accidentally walked into a rated R movie and I saw a lady wearing lingerie, I thought the girls a lot, they usually say this is not a date, I screwed in my pocket as a fig, it is not a date, punches it'll make his body ache, have him jumping around like you need a potty break, I'm about to drop some, so hard it'll make the potty break, my body odor is so strong it'll easily overcome your body spray, because when I raise them arms, this is where my B.O. be like Bobby Ray, he's so much, you've reached more than yoga, you should end each line with no mistake, my parents tried to kick me out of the basement but I was like nah, I'm a mistake, my arm owns two microwaves, I can cook two L'Inquisines at the same exact time of day and that makes me feel some type of way, comic stands in human form, we couldn't give that type of way, talking to bad about me on my space, go ahead man type of way, but you're lagging behind like a time delay, I'm running out of rhymes to say sunny, will you please call time today? I even go overheads freestyling with this guy, B.O.B, Bobby Ray, well I'd be in the sky, which made me lose my verse but I'm gonna bring it back, taking a look at his shirt and now the rapper's horse, I love how this comedian don't care like if I'm gonna take a loss, cool, I'm glad you've kept your sense of humor after flunking out of law school, see he moved to fix his real life for a year and a half until he failed and came home with no career on his path, so George is glad you're back to have you here for a laugh but you're washed up and probably shed enough tears for a bath, now we thought you'd be a model student, it turns out that law school's new kids awful stupid and Carter Deems Harvard dreams worship like gospel music, but are we surprised at the guy known for rapping about cats and farts, couldn't get his license to practice law if class was hard, I'll take a turn at attorney to affirm the failure that you are, he packed his car and traveled far but he fell and he's back to start, no one missed him, he's nervous, we're servants of penis to catch a charge, the verdict you can't be on battle cards if you can't pass the bar, at his part is you would go farther if you chose smarter but bad grades got him locked out of court, somebody coach Carter, now that's easy like calling him white dumb and skinny and say you failed trying to be the next my cousin Vinny, so I could call him Zach Gallif and Nacka since that actor got slimmed fast and I'm half his trim, but the court case for your place in battle and Ben half is thin, but go ahead make them laugh again Jim Gaffigan, you push numbers on the mic, you push buttons on the microwave because you like the way that numbers look, yet somehow your Lien cuisine always comes out undercooked, this isn't a battle, this is just a beast talking to a little boy but it ain't Jungle Book, I'm not sure if I'd be able to run faster or slower if I grew another foot, I really like him, how do I diss somebody that is my friend, do I say that you're just average like 5'10 or that I'm way better at Skyrim or do I get violent, say I'm going to do his arm dirty and sign his cast with a tie pin, or do I tie it in with how you're going to get hit harder than a tie in, do I say, actually I just wish that your jeans were so skinny that makes your iPhone 5 Ben, I have a couch in my house and I really want to cuddle there, I've asked 15 girls but all I get are big nose like double dare, I'm on a streak like the ones found in my underwear, I really need another pair, box are so nasty I have to burn stains like Brother Bear, cold as an otter pop, tough as an otter box, Carter known to pull up and kick it like soccer socks, I got birds following behind me like Oswald Copperpot, your money coming up short like halter tops, I'm on top of the paper Carter all over green like Roger Klotz, before I die I really want to pet an ocelot, like I want to do that a lot a lot, I would break you hot on hot or not, I'd break you hot on hot or not because you're classy like a pocket watch, I'll cut holes in your blue jeans and make your pockets watch, I'll be real dude I'm about to touch your pocket, watch! I would never backhand you but if you play tennis you're going to see what my back can do, shots precise but sometimes I lose control like Fat Man Scoop, sometimes I lose control and have to take a trash can poop, I do a toe touch and my cat can too, when I ball it's like you took a trip to Nepal, you're going to see what this cat man do, I'm riding shotgun but I never have to pop the pump, I'm balling out and re-boxing dunks till I pop the pump, now my pocket's looking like big pop of pump, I'm balling out like I blocked a punt, when I get sad I look at pictures of cats driving monster trucks, how many pairs of sketches do you own? While you were busy dreaming about ocelots, I was working hard and last round I was falling off but it's because I actually have the balls to rhyme off the top, see the rhyme element to me is quite elementary, like element-o-p, I element-a-leave, I'm Sherlock's first two series, you're Doctor Who, near me, bigger numbers for younger and dumber, first watch your through clearly, what my pen marks won't let them off at search knocks pursue theories, I freestyle in every sense, and word thoughts for who hears me like, when his sentence is intense, his intense isn't ends as intense, a scent ends as scent tends to crash every statement when you have any payments, now, I don't repeat, who else has sent in ascending sessions in, has instant disinstances, instants as intense, past presentations showing fast escalation, I'm saying this is my cash recreation, but I won't let cash recreation, and I didn't use the cliche intense as in camps reservations, now rewind each rhyme three times so you're not behind either my free styles or my fee lines, now you know where I'm going, you thought I wouldn't catch that topic, his passion for cats, I'm on it, need a catalyst if this cat is stiff, get this cat a tonic, no tomboy, no tomboy you tombcat, deny obsessing while you're kitten, you're a tomboy, or you're a cat person, like Will Ferrell's SNL audition, Google it, now Carter's bars aren't just hardy-hard for some fame, he loves cats so much, he hates the R-E-R in his name, his catalog don't have a dog, it's cat that and cat this, it's cat woman, cat Williams, cat stacks and cat-ness, cat cats and cat fish, cat-a-leave and catapillar, have I told you that I want a cat, difference is my cats a killer, so let's let our cats fight, try to pause them now, it'll be Christmas Eve cause the claws come out, my cat is gory in every category that cats can and you'll probably get full-bodied like a cat scan, that's vicious like my second round to get sit in his reputation, but I'll second round your schooling, a little investigation, how'd you go from pick of the litter to letter of resignation when cat is literally in the middle of education? That's time, that's time, but I consider all that hate and unhealthy, so I'm gonna show you a picture of my cat taking a selfie, real talk, my name is Moonlight.