 Snastrunk! Welcome back to Snastrunk Plays Mega Man X2. Yeah, I went back and I got the fourth sub-tank and I filled them all up. They're all full. And I also picked up those two heart pieces that had been eluding me. The one in Crystal Snail and the one in Wheel Gator. Wheel Gator Stage, the one where you need the fire charge. Not only that, but I also looked up the right way to beat this guy. It's not Magnet Mine, it's Sonic Slicer. You charge in Sonic. I always forget you can charge these special weapons. Jesus. All right, I'll lower this thing off. At which point we then switch to Sonic Slicer. And you just kind of jump. Well, I'm going to see if I can hit him. See how hard it is to fucking hit this guy? But this way, you just charge it up and it hits him either on the up slope or the down slope. Slope. Upward. Vertical. I don't know. Here's what you do. And this way, yeah, I'm just sitting here and just ignoring his attacks, which is pretty foolish. I should probably use one of my four sub-tanks. I'll show you where to get the fourth sub-tank later on. Because we're going back to that stage anyway. Later on. And if you're waiting for me to show you stuff in this game and you're using this as a walkthrough and you're playing along. I don't recommend doing that because I'm not clear. Evidently, you know, this isn't a walkthrough. Uh-oh. This is impossible. The prophecy must be fulfilled. The prophecy of your death. They give them a mustache. It's always a mustache. But yeah, anyway, if you're watching this and you're doing it as a complete walkthrough, don't do that. This is nothing complete about this. I'm just bullshitting about Mega Man and my telling stories about random shit that's happened in my life. And I'll pass words like that. And just play in the game. That's all I'm doing. And I want to show off a bunch of stuff in this game. And at least be able to demonstrate a little bit why I like this game better than the first Mega Man X. Is there anything up here? How can there be a ledge and there not be anything up there? That's horseshit. Anything up here? No. Come on. So anyway, yeah, we're just cruising right along here in the Dr. Wiley slash Sigma. Although we don't know it's Sigma yet. Who else would it fucking do? Ooh, and if you need to grind, here you go. Get off me. That's our way to get up there. Sort of maybe. I don't care. I was thinking earlier, the Mega Man movie. I heard there was like a fan made movie or something like that. And it's really bad. It's got like three stars on a 10 on IMDb. I was thinking, also when I was looking this up, I also saw somebody hilariously Photoshopped a Vin Diesel in a Mega Man helmet with an arm cannon and stuff. Oh no, this part. This might take a while just to warn you. Yeah, it's one of these. I forget what other Mega Man game does this. I think it's seven. I forget. One of the NES games though has one of these too. It takes fucking forever. Yeah, Vin Diesel, crudely Photoshopped. There we go. Crudely Photoshopped in a Mega Man outfit. It's really hilarious. Ooh, barely made that. And I had the idea. I was thinking, you know, I remember, I don't know when this is going to air. This will be in the, this will air on my channel probably not until May something. I'm playing this in April, beginning of April. So the recently in the news was, god damn it, the Legend of Zelda Netflix thing. I think that just got canceled though. They said that's not legit. But what if they did a Mega Man TV series? And not only that, what if they did a Mega Man TV series that was like, they made it like a 60s Batman thing and they cast like the most ridiculous actor possible as Mega Man. Like what if they had Jeff Goldblum as Mega Man? Like a 60s, 1966 Batman adaptation. Like that would be the most hilarious and awesome thing. I defy anybody to say that's not the greatest thing of all time. Jeff Goldblum is Mega Man. Like zap, pow, fuck, oh my god. I fucked that up hardcore. Wow. I gotta go all the way back down here. This may take a while. But god, just imagine. Just imagining that. Well, there it is. I can't do a Jeff Goldblum impression, but just Jeff Goldblum is Mega Man in Mega Man. Zap, pow, blast, spliff. Gets all those weapons. And all the villains like Cut Man and Heat Man, you know, you're going back to the first Mega Man game, Heat Man's Mega Man 2, but you go back to, you can hire just like the original Batman had like Burgess Meredith and like eventually got like, they had Vincent Price and they had eventually had some like legitimate actors doing, you know, playing villains on that show. Oh, what? It doesn't stop when your head hits the ceiling. Come on. Ugh. I gotta start over. This is going to take a long time. Hey, I still have like at least four minutes left of this episode. What else can I, yeah, Mega Man TV series. I mean, you could get like, I don't know. It'd be funny to see like some serious, mega serious actor. Or you can get, you can always get Christopher Lee, even though he's like 90 years old to play. Play like, you know, Elec Man or something like that. I don't know. Who would play Elec Man? Brandon Frazier. I'm sure he needs the work. Damn it. Brandon Frazier is looking pretty beefy these days. Saw a picture of him not too long ago. Nothing wrong with that. That's what happens when you get old. I've been packing on the pounds lately. God, I swear to God, I've gained like 15 pounds since I moved to Albuquerque from Minnesota. It's, it's distressing. Your metabolism just isn't what it is. And I've, since I got here, I've been drinking a lot. And for various reasons, some legitimate, some not. And it's, it's impossible not to like, eventually look like, you know, like compare Jimmy Fallon now and what he looked like when he started on Saturday Night Live. He looked like a little boy when he started on Saturday Night Live. Apparently that guy likes to hit the sauce. And he's bloated up significantly. He looks terrible. He doesn't look terrible, but I mean, he looked like, he looks a lot different. And he's only aged, you know, how long ago was he on Saturday Night Live? Like 12 years ago. And he looks like he's aged about 25 years. That's just my opinion. But that's what booze will do to you. There we go. Finally. See if I can fucking get past this. Okay. I don't know if there's like a power-up that'll help me do this. I'll have to look into that if I can't fucking, there we go. Well done. We are past that level. But yeah, what if I'm trying to think of like a legitimate actor that's like highly acclaimed that would, I mean, you could definitely get Nicholas Cage to play a Mega Man villain in the Mega Man TV series. I'm sure he's, he's got nothing else better to do on his Island. Oh shit. That was really sloppy. Come on. There we go. All right. I know there's more spikes down here. You have to be really careful. Those spikes actually look like spikes, which I really appreciate by the way. Those aren't like the Mario Brothers 3 spikes that look like little cones made out of paper. Like those look like fucking spikes that will like do harm. I'm not even going to bother with that for you guys. No thanks. You have to charge to get this thing. So that's my million dollar idea. Feel free to steal it. Mega Man the TV series done in the style of the 1960s Batman TV show with the color. I mean, because that's what gave me the idea. Yeah, you have to use these things to get past this. And you can use the fire charge thing to dash past it too. But I prefer to do this because it's less risky. But yeah, that's, I was playing Mega Man 7 not too long ago. And it's, I just love how freaking colorful that game is in cartoony. And it gave me the idea like if they did a Mega Man 7 or a Mega Man. Yeah, you want to use the magnet for this boss. I had the wrong boss for the magnet thing. You want to charge it up. The boss here, it's, you just absorb all the damage. You charge up the Mega Man thing or the charge up the magnet mine, I guess it's called thing. Since he stays in one spot, that means that you can just go up here, let it go. And it just flies across and you just kind of flies into it. So your weapon lends itself well to this boss. Even if it's not technically its weakness, it might not even be. It just works really well. I think it only, oh, it does take down a couple things. I don't even care about dodging anything. That's the problem with the difficulty in the Super Nintendo games. There's too many, in my opinion, there's too many energy tanks. Maybe that's the case in the NES games though too. Why aren't they charging? I'm going to have to use another sub-tank here. But yeah, it's, yeah. I think you'll see once we get towards the end of the game. If you've got all four sub-tanks filled up, you can take tons of damage and just go Rambo on the guy. I'm sure you can put together your own artificial, you know, your own artificial parameters to beat it like no sub-tanks or whatever. But if they're there, then I'm going to use them. It's the bottom line. This guy's dead. He's got his own little speech too. Master Avenge me! By the hammer of golf thrower, I must avenge whatever that wine is from Galaxy Quest. And we're done with this part. And it only took forever, that fucking platform stage. Anyway, I'm going to call this an episode. I want to thank you for watching. And I want you to have a good rest of your day.