 Hello everybody. Anyang Haseo. Anyang Haseo or Chuseo. I don't really know. What a gather they both work. I'm irritated. I'm pissed. I'm upset. Why is that? Because my beard is just getting too, too scraggling. S-Fan's a little too hairy. I'm getting too hairy. We're on a journey today to turn S-Fan into a twink. Yeah. No, I said I just want to trim the beard. No, he's going to be a twink. That's not what we're doing. We're trying to find a hair saplan salai something. I want to find clippers so I can, I need shears. Okay. So I can trim down the beard because I was going to do it before we came and I have no idea. So we found this mall. So we're here at a shopping mall in, in the Korea and In the Korea. In one of the Koreas. The best Korea. The best because that's the south. That's right. South is the best. Yeah. So we're here at the mall and it's, uh, we were just going to look around and we were like, we'll help. We're here in Korea. Why not go live? Give some content. Also get my beard shaved. Look at a new Cadillac. Yeah. That's true. Get a new Cadillac. Dude, I think, I think this is just so sick. Look how clean everything looks. Everything is super clean. Also mentioned this, remember we first got here? It just, everything is so like meticulously like, everything is, is clean. Everything is like so like, yeah. Everything, everything is like perfectly spaced out. It's just, I don't know what the word is. Clean. It's clean and meticulous. The meticulousity is, is incredible here. I kind of want to go look at the Cadillacs. Let's actually look at the Cadillacs. Let's get distracted because I've incredibly, I've incredibly bad ADHD. So let's get distracted and look at the car. I'm not sure I like the white color. But you sound like that guy at that bar last night. Hello. Hello. Nice Cadillac. Yeah, is this yours? Can I look inside? Yeah. Can I video? Can I video inside? Oh, very nice. Thank you. Wow, look at this. Look at this, look at this. Yeah. Dude, could you see yourself driving one of these bad boys? Could I? Yes, I could. Nice Korean made car. Yeah. It actually was probably made in Korea. It probably was. Steal it. Robba Bank. Guys, this isn't G-Therapy. That's a quick way to get some good content. Yeah. To steal a car out of the wall. Yeah, true. This is what's crazy me as man. Check this out. Follow me. Okay. I'm getting tired. You can run. All the way across the world. And you know, Starbucks, it makes sense, right? Makes sense. Duncan, makes sense. Right. But Auntie Annie's. Dude, this is the one that was the most surprising to me. How the hell did she get here? I mean, honestly, she pisses me off because I can't get away from her. Every fucking mall in America. Dude, that's Annie Annie's. This was, this was, because here's the thing. It's only mildly recognizable. Literally. Because it's not like a brand like Starbucks. No, no, it's not. It's mildly recognizable. Look at this. But you see it and you're like, wait, what? Yeah, seriously, even Chad's like freaking out because Annie Annie's. You guys know Annie Annie's. Like, Annie Annie's no offense to Annie Annie. But like, Annie Annie. We only go there when like, we're starving. You know what I mean? And we just. Annie Annie's a bitch. No, wait. Don't talk about Annie Annie that way. Oh, I understand. Can't go the way to South Korea, but I'm going to take you somewhere else. I'm going to take you to the Ampac. The Outback Steakhouse. That's right. The Outback Steakhouse. That's right, man. We're going to get in the stream and get a blooming onion. That was a blooming onion. That's right. That's the Outback Steakhouse. There you go. Dude, I'm always sweating. Yeah. But you know what? Koreans don't smell bad when they sweat. That's a real thing. I didn't know that. I mean, I'm sure if you're sweating now. No, no, no. It's true. I don't smell bad either. Because Ginny said that and I was like, you're lying. And she's like, no, I'm serious. Apparently there's like a hormone or like some kind of chemical that you secrete that makes you smell and Koreans don't generate that. I'm dead serious. Where are you from? You sound like you're from Texas. No, I'm dead serious. It's real. It's true. Oh, it's true. OK. Yeah. Like different people are different. I guess so. Believe it or not. Oh, dude, I love. This is one of my favorite Korean movies. Oh, yes. It's really good. I'm excited for this Korean movie to come out. The Land Before Time. I could use a Starbucks. Yeah. You know, we've seen way too many Starbucks here. Yeah. A lot of Starbucks. I'm down. Do you want to go to Starbucks? Hey. I still need to find a place that sells clipboard. Oh my God. It is Canute's favorite restaurant, the Oslo. We have made it to my home. This is home in the Oslo. I can't wait, Chad. Canute's going to come visit in a couple months. He's going to come to America for like three, four weeks. Dude, what sucks is I can't work out with this. What do you want? I'll give you a mint chocolate chip drink. Yeah, get me something. Something. I'll give you what I get. You can't really carry it, that's man. Yeah. I can barely hold this camera. I'm just going to get a drink for myself. Yeah, that's fine. Look at this. Do you like my hat? Hi. Yeah? Hi, thank you. Thank you. Do you want to say hi to my camera? Hi. Hi. I'm from America. I'm from Sydney. Oh, nice. We were just talking about Australia. Oh, really? Yeah. We have friends from Australia. When you go to Sydney, you've been there? No, I've never been. No, I've never been. But I want to go someday. I was going to... Yeah, I was going to go before COVID. I think COVID happened, and yeah. But I'll go someday, I'll go. Because I'm very excited. My thing is... I will. I'll come to Sydney. I'll come to Sydney. And my thing is, so we're from America? Everybody in America is like a loser now. But people in Australia, they're still funny. Yeah, they're nice. They're nice, they're funny, they know what humor is. But not in America. In America, everybody, they're soy. Hi, how are you? Yeah. She's from Australia. Oh, yeah? I was telling her... Oh, dude, you must have gone down to the AMAC. Have you seen the Outback Steakhouse? Have you seen the Outback Steakhouse? What do you guys think about Outback Steakhouse? That's the Outback Steakhouse. Oh, you're from Australia? Yeah, you're from Sydney. Sydney? Yeah. Oh, okay. In America, there's a restaurant called Outback Steakhouse. But it's not Australia. It's not Australia. Yeah, see? Have you seen it in America? There's in the mall. Yeah, that's what I was saying. Yeah. All right, hello. That's me, too. We're from America. Austin, nice to meet you. Yeah, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. That's me. Sorry? Yeah, YouTube and Twitch. Yeah, that's so good. Are you from Australia, too? Yeah. Nice, nice. Yeah, we're just talking about Australia. You guys live here? Yeah. Nice, cool. Nice. Very nice. We'll leave you be, but... Yeah. Sorry? Yeah, we're traveling. We have some friends and stuff, so we were just... We were live streaming, too, so... Yeah. But yeah, have a nice day. Thank you, too. Oh, you're waiting on your drink? Oh, okay. Thank you very much. Okay, I was telling this to Austin earlier. This hat is such a conversation piece. I was wearing this last night, and tons of people were coming to talk to me. So many people were coming to talk to me, because I was wearing this thing. Dude, I have so many dumb American moments. Yeah. Like, it was just happening. That was... That was good. Let's just walk. Let's just walk. Dude, this is content in and of itself. Like... You know? Like, who the hell... I feel like whenever I actually stand here and just sit and just look around, I'm like, what is... Like, where am I? We're in Asia. We're in South Korea. Crazy. It's just the world looks so different. We've been here for a while, too. The buildings are cool. Like, it's just... It's so interesting. Like, I'm jet lagged, but I don't... I don't really... I just get tired sometimes, but I get tired sometimes at home, too. Yeah. Like, where the hell are we? No, like, seriously. Where the hell are we? We almost didn't make a little just-a-city. Yeah. But here's the thing. We're from Texas. Austin's not. Actually, Austin probably has the worst. We're from Oregon. We got trees everywhere. What do you mean? Now, Oregon is beautiful. Yeah. The trees... Look, I'm sorry. Oregon is much prettier than Texas. Don't mess with Texas. Yeah. I don't know what... Take it back. Texas is... It's flat. Oregon is prettier than... You can't say that. That is... You can't say it's flat. You cannot. Oh. It's misogynistic. Dude, we need to go... Here's the thing, Chad. We need to go... We need to go, like, meet people. Like, make friends with strangers. You don't want to do that? We do, but it's not a part of the culture here. Like, it's weird. But what if we change... What if we make a change? What if we change the culture? Believe me, we've... We've tried... Look, watch. No. Hello. Okay, never mind. Here's the thing, Chad. At the end of the day, I'm a gladiator. Okay. Broken hand, still gladiator. Yo, what's up, dude? You scared me. Joe's here. What up, dude? Yo. Joe. Joe, he's a hero. Dude, you came to save us. You came to save the day behind. So you have a place that I can go and get my beer trimmed. Yeah, finally found it. Let's go. Okay. Oh, my God, that's so sick. Joe, question. Okay, we were talking about this. In Korea, it's weird to, like, talk to strangers, right? Yeah, sort of. Yeah, they look at you like you're crazy. Yeah, but if this situation is going to be okay. Yeah. Oh, really? That had actually worked. I can see it. I'm telling you. I was wearing the hat. It's like a beacon. So many people come talk to me because of the hat, I think. Right. Yeah, because of the hat. So many people. And I just do this. And it makes people look at me. Joe is the best. Dude, don't use your hand. Oh, yeah, thanks. That was just possible. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's true. I keep doing it too much. Joe, look at Joe. Joe, you're the best. No. You saved us yesterday. Last night, we were in Itiwan. Right. We were stranded and Joe came and helped us out. Yeah. And you're coming to Busan with us, right? Yeah, yeah. We took our trains. Yeah. Basically, like, they're managers. Yeah. I feel like I'm hired by OTG. Yeah. Joe's been our manager. Wow, this is cool. This is very cool. This is like a much better food market than the mall. Yeah, I just like that. Wow. This is very cool. Dude, we could do a whole stream exploring this mall. It's a chicken. Oh, it's a chicken. Roasted chicken. Have you guys ever eaten anything? We ate a little bit earlier. We were good. Yeah. Hello. Thank you. Sweet. Sweet fried squid. Oh, fried squid. Wow. Beautiful. Very good. Beautiful. Maybe... Oh, you can't eat squid? Yeah. Which one? You want to eat one right now? No, I'm full. What's it? Look at this. It's good. Oh, it's like... It's like... Dude, dude. Oh. Put the rice on it. Well, maybe not. Look at the presentation of it. It's so like... So they gutted the crab, and then they put rice in it? Yeah, after they cook it. Do you eat the shell? After they cook it. Do you eat the shell after? Yeah, no. We don't eat the shell. Oh, okay. Use the shell for that. Oh, okay. It's like... Okay. Oh, and they probably used the crab meat from inside for like another... They don't eat a lot. Yeah. Different kind of things there. Yeah, but they don't eat the crab meat. They don't eat the crab shell. Wow, this looks so good. Shrimp skewers. Yeah. Look at that. Oh, look some dumplings. Yeah. Very good. Sorry. The bottom one is a squeak. The top one is a pumpkin. Oh, okay. The top one is a pumpkin. Oh, my Jamaica. Go, I wanna take you out to... Come on, pretty mama. K-Lar, go. Montego. Hey, be a hero. I like this one. I don't remember the word... Key. Get you a Coca-Cola. We're fast and then we'll take it slow. Wow, nice. Wow, nice singing, man. Thank you. Any better, though I'll be sick. All right, ready, Joe? The ending. What? Tell me quick. Tell me quick. Come on. Joe's like, I love this song. Can you guys tick off? I got a pipe there. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's in no form. No, no, no. No, I'm checking. I'm checking. Yeah, weight capacity. Yeah, yeah. It's kind of cool though. The car goes down an elevator. Oh, wait. What? That's crazy. Can I show that? Yeah, yeah, sure. I mean, is there anything with showing your license plate? It doesn't matter? Oh, I don't think so. Okay. Can you help him? Here. The backs and stuff? Yeah, yeah. What else do you have? Yeah, what the hell's wrong with you, Austin? I can use your right hand. Hold this. I mean, there's a left hand. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'm so used to people getting it. Did I leave anything? No, I'm good. Okay. Hold on. So they have like, elevators for cars? That's crazy, though. They just... So that just goes up? Goes down or up, whatever. Does somebody will take it or does it just... Yeah, how do they get rid of it? It's just an elevator. They just stack it underneath. They just stack the cars on top of each other? You press the button. How do you know which one yours is? Because there has their own number. Oh. They just press the number then they elevate or break it. Let me pay for parking. Oh, no, no, no. We're going to pay after. Okay. I'll pay for that. Wow, dude, this place is so nice. Oh, my God. Dude, what? Dude, we can awaken our beauty here. Maybe I need to do that. Yeah, maybe you do. The car... It's like some trash compactor. What? It doesn't even know it's a trash compactor. This place is so nice. But of course it's nice. It's Joe's friend. Yeah. Best of the standard. Joe knows the best. Yeah, everything's the best for Joe. Joe knows best. Joe knows best. We're Joe's friends. You want me to film you? You want me to sit in this chair and film you? Yeah, I mean, you can just stack the camera like this. Dude, I'm so much bigger than everybody in this country. I'm bigger than every person in this country. Oh, my God. Where are we going to start? No. What do you guys think, Jen? Do you guys think if I had it right, like, this long? Like, this would be good, right? Like, this is how long it... It used to be this long. At some point, it used to be this long. You know? Oh, dude, you really wanted to get a car. You can't do that with another... Yeah, we can do it again. Maybe we do it again. If I have to do perm, we can go with... Oh, really? Yeah. Wait, I should get a perm. Really? No, I'm scared. Wait, I thought perm makes it... Oh, no, perm makes it whatever you want, but it stays that way. Yeah. Wait, you know what? I was told I should get a keratin treatment. What is that? Girls were saying I should get a keratin treatment. Like, it makes your hair, like, smooth. Oh, really? I don't know. In Korea? I don't know. This isn't in general. This isn't in America. Here's the thing, though. Like, people have different types of hair. In general, like, Asian people have, like, nice, smooth hair. So maybe that's not, like, a normal thing in Korea. Then again, Korea has every sort of possible cosmetic... Yeah, probably. Yeah, so they probably have it. Hello. How are you? I'm good. Is it okay if I speak English? No, no, no. I'll translate. Oh, okay, okay. So... Can I sit here? Tell her. I don't want to cut my hair at all, obviously. But what I want... Can I... Take mass down? So, I want to trim this to where it's shorter. How long? Do you want to stay? Like, so what I do at home, I normally do it myself. I do, like, a... See, we have clippers. And the clippers have numbers. So I do, like, a five on the clipper scale. I don't know how many millimeters that is. And then at the bottom, I make the goatee a little bit longer. Oh, okay. Oh, maybe five on the side and then, like, or maybe four and then six on the goatee. And then that's how I do it, like, whatever I do it myself. Yeah, so a little bit angle, yeah. Do you think you need to get more shorter on, like, under... Yes, I'll do that. Yeah, yeah, maybe a little bit... Yeah, whatever she thinks looks good. My beard is so bushy. Like, just looking at the side right now. It's a new experience. I was literally just going to ask her, has anybody else ever done this? Yeah, she never saw, like... Really? She never seen somebody like it? Yeah. She had a chance that she made a line from the beard, but not, like, shape, you know, exactly 28-year-olds. I'm glad I hit her. And wow. Does she play wow? Wow, he does. No, no, I don't. Yeah, she doesn't. Yeah, you runescape. I played runescape. Yeah. You all played runescape at some point. Yeah. Does she cut your hair? Yeah, yeah, you stay. You live though. I'm not anymore though. No, that's okay. It happens, you know? Yeah, I was the only person who played runescaping. You're the one guy. Yeah. You have a beard that people only dream of. Thank you. Wow, I even have a razor blade. Thank God she got a shaving machine. Yeah. It's the one time she ever needs to use it. Oh, what the heck? What is that? Apple shaving machine? Apple? What is it? No, it's not Apple. It's the one that comes with the beard. Does your dad have a beard like yours, man? No, he goes to him most of the time. Yeah, but he has the same capabilities, even more so. Does she just want to clean up the whole thing? Yeah. She can if she wants. Those lines. Yeah. Look around the ears and everything. Yeah, yeah. You like it? Yeah, looks good. Check it out. Yeah. Do I look handsome? You look handsome. Yeah, it was a lot before. Yeah. Good. Show it, show it, show it. So there's a... Oh, dad! Cars down the road. That is so cool. What if like a Rolls Royce comes up? And I can just have it? No, I can't. Whoa, it's like a city. Yeah, it's like a city. Then I can just have it. No, I can't. Whoa, it's like a stackable parking garage. It is. Why haven't we figured anything out like this yet? Because America is a huge land of color. Yeah, but we're also land... Yeah, but we're a huge land of stupid too. Is it coming yet? Man, how many layers? I don't know. That's crazy. Is it coming yet? You sound like a straight guy now. No, that's it. Dicks come too. Oh, did you come yet? Look at this machine right here, Chad. Oh, it's coming, coming. My car. There you go. Damn. Oh, it looks like a vet car. That was going to turn, I guess. To the front. Oh, they turn it so you can drive it out. Oh. Maybe this side. Whoa. That's so sick. Oh, I did it, it turned, it spins more through. It's so sick. Yeah, it's like the Batmobile. It's like Batmobile. It looks like a Batmobile. Oh, hell yeah. My lovely 05, I said 5. Yeah. I'm telling you, I'm telling you. The guitar is so sexy. No, put on Cherokee by Europe. You think this is sexier? Look, listen. It's not, it's not sexy, this starts out. See that? No, I'm ready to go into battle. Yeah, that's right. That's sexy. Battle is sexy. Got sexier when the guitar came in though. No, no, no. I'm telling you. But, but, you're the thing. It's like, I talked, this is what I told you before. Like once the shirts popped off, that doesn't even matter anymore, right? So you got to have the big forearms, you know, like it's already, you're already there. The battle is won. Thank you, Joe, for saving the day. Good effort, Joe. Joe, saving the day once again. Thank you, Austin, for coming to Hangout. As always, everybody loves Austin. Go to dot com slash Austin on Twitter. Please follow my man that I don't post on Twitter. Follow Austin's Twitter. Follow my man, so it's embarrassing. Follow, follow Charming underscore Joe on Twitch. 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