 Oh great cosmic chicken. I could never doubt the word of the cosmic chicken What is the word of the cosmic chicken? I can't believe I just said that sentence At this point I should see if ragged is free I'm gonna do it Not eFap It is this is just eFap, but on my channel I've stolen eFap you got controlling stock in eFap I believe have you still not figured out discord on screen was wrong with you. No, it's not working It's not that I've not figured it out. It's that whenever I pop it up It's literally just a full black window. You should google that very thing thumbnail still has everyone who wasn't here in it Fucking hang on. I'm gonna type in stream labs obs discord black Green, let's see how dare you try to okay first result if you're attempting to use stream labs via window Capture neither of obs you may stumble into the issue of having it appear as a black screen instead of a normal green screen Scroll down to show advanced settings then scroll towards bottom and under hardware uncheck use hardware acceleration You're just you're just making fun of me for being too excited about star wars All you had to do was google it as the first result Could have just asked them all or you know what? Uh, I have nothing to to say to that people who can't help themselves Don't deserve to even be adopted I agree Oh, let's not Well, we don't we we don't need to have that conversation again I I didn't I don't think we needed to have it the first time but apparently we did I I didn't think that was such a hot take I I genuinely didn't believe that That was controversial until that happened. Oh, we've already got hello all my n words in the chat Wolf, what did you think of the game and throne season eight premiere? Oh, I liked it So how about you waller? So today we're going to be looking at a watch mojo stream response Uh, imagine if something on my stream was like slightly out of line Could you imagine the horror of that? I I don't think I could live with myself if something went wrong on my stream When you think jay, you think quality So that's what I've said about that you guys show up and I'm like, I guess you're displaying the chat You're displaying the moderators chat. I know I know, I know All right. I know what it's like. I know what these games are. I'm not even kidding. We actually have to have a talk. Okay By the way, the thing I said you about google you could do that live you could fix that live I think you're just putting pressure on me and I almost just changed tabs again without remembering Maybe I'm just delaying you so that you get an efap like long intro before starting I mean if it's long, it's worse. So I hate you for that Hey guys, I'm actually here by the way. Oh Oh Are you still being chased around by those Filipino shotgunners? Uh, no, I've I've like gone off down a little side alley and a touch wood that doesn't appear to be any stray dogs Shotgun wielding maniacs or vehicles that are making noise It's not closed yet. There's no signs telling me what time this alleyway closes in particular I'll just put you in the title. It might it might be a 24 hour alleyway, but I'm not sure I can't believe that there is people who've closed down alleyways They have to perform their alleyway maintenance at night this area that I'm in now feels kind of residential So I don't know if I'm gonna be annoying a lot of people who are trying to sleep So if I if I keep My voice down We should be okay. Why the fuck are you calling me wolf? I I didn't mean to I don't know what happened. I just clicked on another tab and then I was suddenly calling you just funny I heard the call sound. I was like is rags being a retard. I was like, no wolf is being a retard I I don't know how that happened episode nine shall ray finally closer Reminiscent yes, there is a shot where she closes her mouth. So you're wrong about that. It's not a rule Yeah, you fucking wrong person Wait, wait, no, wouldn't that make it a rule? What was it? What were the rules about rules again? It's a rule until it's contradicted and then you have to go to another rule But it's still a rule isn't a rule that's not as it's not as much of a rule as what rules are Oh, no, that rule defining rules is a rule. So what is the exception to it? Well, it's a law if there's no exceptions. We've we've established that it's a law if there's no exceptions Okay, so it's a law about rules Yeah, just to be clear about rules Okay, what is the ruling on that? Oh I rule when it is good. Well, you know, that depends on the rule of law It's precisely what an orphan would fucking say I know my parents never love me because I was an orphan You just don't understand the rule of law The law of rules though the law of rules Well, I don't think it's necessarily a law that the people wouldn't understand But it is a rule that they wouldn't understand Yeah, but there's a few of them that might be the exception to that rule That could help explain the law to everyone else who is unfamiliar Which means that it's not a law. It's a theory Wait, so what is it? What is a rule that's How do you what's a rule that's like 50 50 percent of it is an exception does it become a different thing? Uh, that's a No, I've got nothing suggestion Probably Yeah, it's a guideline That's an idea like playing a video game. They're like, uh, you're the rules You can't go outside of the thing and you go, okay, sweet. You go outside. They're like That's fine. There's a rule But you can go outside once a rule has exceptions you go like I was just going down an alleyway and I rounded a corner Uh, just kind of casually walking and there's just like a really beefy scary looking dog Just stood right in the middle of it staring at me So I just swiftly I just swiftly 180 and I'm walking back to the area of the alleyway that had cats in it Because I know it's safe here. I'm picturing the Philippines. I have like a name for it. It's like, oh, that's Goliath But like have you seen that that image of a dog where it's like do you even fetch bro? And it's like a really beefy fucking Like rottweiler or something. Yeah Pretty much that just in an alleyway staring exclusively at me. So I got out of there pretty quick. Did it have a shotgun? Uh, I it didn't it didn't have it equipped but it might have had one in its inventory So I'm not going to find out Gotcha. I mean I can understand that If ever you encounter Goliath, you must sacrifice something to him To make a sacrifice Well, I just sacrificed my dignity by running away from a small So far We have an opening that is very reminiscent of the desert opening of the teaser trailer for the force awakens. That's right What because of the desert? What a heart In case you guys can't get that reference point here's another picture of her desert Oh, this is amazing. This desert is similar to the other desert He brings back all the other deserts and star wars This might revolutionize this but does he know there was a desert in a new hope? I mean, I want to tell him I I'm really saddened by the fact that this video has a lot of likes Yeah, I don't understand why they ever get likes like even the one where they compared like Thanos's armor to the fucking Not Milano. What's the other ship? The other ship Even that one had like a lot of likes. I'm like, what what do people think they're getting out of this? Um I don't know. Well, you see this desert is also like another desert that we saw before so I mean, I've watched everything and I know they're about to make more points about the fact that this is a desert What the fuck does this even say like really? Look, there's a desert just like a desert in another trailer. Hey, there was a desert here. There was also a desert before I simply are they wrong wolf? Yeah Are you saying they're wrong? I I guess he's not wrong. It's just yeah Shut the fuck up. What's the point? What does this tell you? Like oh boy There's a desert. Yay Just like another desert. No, we don't know for absolute certain That it is a desert. All we know is that it looks like a desert There's a whole spectrum There's a whole spectrum of senses that we're not putting to use here to determine the location The only condition for a desert is that it's dry. Hi dog. Hi doggy Basically Ah fucking dogs. Oh god, is Goliath back? Is that Goliath? No, it's nothing I've moved away from Goliath That's just Hercules Oh god, there's another one. Oh, fuck How do I phrase this question it can like I'm trying to figure out Like how do I figure out if Hoff just is a desert the definition of desert? Yeah, I guess I can do that. Yeah, okay deserts gotta be like barren. So like no No, okay. Here's what it says abandon a pert. No wait, that's dessert I was like, why is it telling me about abandoning people? Um, so how many Star Wars movies contain a dessert? And are they good or not and how does that rule apply? Well, do you remember the the weird plum fruit that he gives to a Padme? Does that count as a dessert? I thought that was just a plum. 100% that's a dessert Yeah, but you can have fruit which doesn't say it Do you think the titty milk in TLJ counts as a dessert? I mean, I think he was definitely having it after something Okay, I got it. I got it a desert is a barren area of landscape where a little precipitation occurs So hoth would not count then But what's precipitation like because that's ice it's not water I think yeah, I guess Wait, we don't know there's not lava rain on mustafar. We only we only spent like 30 lava rain That happens on hot planets That's a lava rain Like when it rains lava from the sky No, it's volcanic ash Yeah, I know what that is. What's lava rain when it rains? It doesn't just rain water on different planets like in in different climates. It rains different shit Like I agree with that Also, I'm quite upset that I'm not being fairly represented I was literally I was literally doing that as we were talking. I'm on it. I've just taken a screenshot of this course I was doing that Wow Well, no one believes you that's not even your I heard that's the exact same excuse you had for your captain marvel video Not being out. I was working on it Right who believes that It's not like I do you know the truth. I haven't actually made any of it I've just been baiting my audience like I'm gonna tell them in a couple weeks like oh, I got deleted. I'm gonna have to do it again That's like to be fair. I can understand that We're not live, right? No It's probably like one guy out there. It's like I mean everything you say you have to you have to like learn that everything you say gets taken like that by someone No one would do that on the internet. That would be so cruel Right. Yeah, I'm sorry. I forgot that this is the internet Oh, no Wolf shag marry kill mauler jay and pizza man Well, I got to marry the pizza because you know, I love pizza I gotta Ah, who do I kill jay? Oh And then I I guess I'm shagging you mauler Well, we can we can interpret that word to mean a lot of things. It'll be fine. Yeah Well, like creating a shag from your skin Well, exactly together and we'll say in some cultures. This is a shag to be fair, yeah Uh, are you playing are you reinterpreting kill for me? No, no Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're just gonna die. Oh, I mean, but think of it as a good thing What in jay? When we release this fucking next video on the efap channel You got to watch it. You got to listen closely. Wait, it's almost like he's implying there's a reference to you But he's not he's not. Yeah. What what video would this be? You'll see you'll see It's like Sunday Right that I I can't remember what I asked now, but I'm pretty sure that was an answer to it. So I'm happy Name one person who would do that Uh, pasheck willams No, I know that guy Yeah, he's got a really bad hairline Right people are not Logical people are not hairlines Oh Somebody for a physical appearance. That's fucked up. That's an ad-hom He's like an hairline shaming. Did you guys hear that jay said his arguments are bad because he's ugly. That's what jay just said I just don't know what's happening right now You are not defined by your hairline Is there any kind of correlation between like hairline and capacity to understand things objectively? Yes For example, I do not have a What jay was rags, huh? He's not even here about patrick willams from his hairline I like that. We're cut off at the bottom. Yeah, are you actually Slotting that it wasn't kidding right rags will be able to join within like a minute or two. Yeah, I know, but I just finished this Oh You know what he'll make a new one then rags will cancel That is 100% what's gonna happen I can't I can't make a new one with rags until he's in the call so I can take a screenshot of the thing and then Wow, I really like this inclusion of the preparation stages for the stream in the stream Yes, it's kind of got this meta quality to it. It's it's nice. It's uh, it's what I would call a very homebrew homebrew stream Like we're all in this together Someone said ray looks like she really wants to eat that pizza Oh, because her because her eyes if you look at the stream page, they're like looking right at uh pizza man I mean, yeah, both braids actually that are on the screen kind of look determined to eat the pizza Oh Three Rags what's with your volume turn it up you turn it up dude. Listen turn it up you massive turn it I am massive you orphan You can't just call someone an orphan that means that they're not they're unloved It's not possible Man, there are going to be people in this dream who just she liked don't what she felt and just I know several massive What's everyone's favorite most offensive word? Mine is minus orphan Mine is adoption Right, here's the new link. Do you think maybe the trick with goliath will be to offer like love to it instead of a sacrifice And that's the trick because no one's tried that I already tried that If you got a slingshot and a pebble that'll do all the work for you Wow, we don't hear it hear it D-fap or whatever this is called we don't advocate violence to its animals Especially not dogs Well, um Just to kind of get you up to speed. I was too cheap to pay for my rabies jab before I came out here So if I get bit by a rabid dog, I'm pretty much going to die So if it was rabid they probably wouldn't keep it as a pet. It's in an alleyway, dude. It's just a stray dog No, it's not straight. He's just he's just out for a walk Look, he's like goliath probably has a master. He's got no collar and lots of wounds. He's not anybody's Already lots of wounds. What's a few more you want you want to like climb on to something Yeah, I mean there's a couple of vehicles nearby that I can jump on the roof of if he does come around the corner But he can He has legs I assume Man, has it sounds like the uk's really gone downhill. Oh, no, I mean the philippines Oh, well, I mean It still sounds like the uk's gone downhill, but also the philippines. Wow, how do you Wait, um Appabens indonesia, uh, is indonesia I how do we keep track of all of the nationalities of the e-fap? There are too many countries We should just like Most of us are from earth. I know that much I'm you really confirm that I'm not There we go. I've updated the stream art So, uh, so now everyone's included I'll update the title as well while we're here You know, did you really put the stream art in front of the previous stream art rather than just replacing it entirely? I'm sorry. I've already be uh, I've already been I've already Yeah, that is what's happening. I mean, I can delete it now, but I'm afraid I'll delete the right one because they were all just called You're a special person in a good way. You can make the oh god now raised like really narrowed in on the pizza She's charging the pizza Just gonna get sucked into that big open mouth I mean, how how would you feel about being charged by daisy ridley? I mean, she's pretty boring. I can't imagine it would be the most exciting of experiences You just have a have a quick yawn about it Yeah Oh the theme they're always kind of like oh there's a theme what a shocker He looks like I'm waiting for them to be like hey episode 9 was great. Did you catch the theme of extreme weather? It was fucking awesome Dude, I would not be surprised if disney started shoehorning in shit about like the sustainable econ ecosystem and like fucking global warming and shit Death of the universe is on its way. We have to prevent it. We should just accept it and they're like that's a bad thing Kyler's plan is going to be to turn on all the lights and destroy the planet Yes TLJ wrestled really nicely with the whole kind of feminism Aspect that was like the hot topic of the time and now right right now everyone's more concerned about, you know the climate So I wouldn't be surprised. Oh my god You know what I just realized TLJ had a had a theme of orphan slaves who were never loved Do you think he was trying to make a statement about all? And sure they weren't loved because if they were loved rose would have taken them instead of the stupid space horse Well, you know, I love that she frees the space horses instead of the child slaves They literally get the child slaves to help them free the horses Rose tico herself is an orphan, right? I think so. I mean this Even an orphan, even an orphan has no empathy for other orphans. They're just really unloved No, they're cutthroat even in the orphanage. They're competing for the attention of potential love There's going to be a lot of sound by stream Is it like father figures? Do you think rose sees fin as more of a father figure then? Well, is that why she saved him and kissed him on the mouth? Yes Oh because incest is wrong now, okay. No, no incest is quite popular. I've seen Among among space fairing and civilizations. Yes Oh, no, like all you got to do is look at like the top videos on porn hub That's research right there. That's some hardcore down-to-earth research I mean, I think I think it just tailors that based on what you've been watching, right? Well, I use uh, well, obviously like any seafaring gentleman I use incognito modes. So surely that should have Doesn't it track you right? No bearing. Yeah, you still have cookies, right? You get cookies. I'll delete them all the time Do you really? Yeah, do you though? Do you though? Yeah, of course I do any any sensible internet user does No one believes you say I don't need you to believe me like I'm just telling you a fact I'm telling you a fact and you're refusing to believe it I I choose not to believe it because I find it funny That's precisely what an orphan would say Someone in the chat said incest is quite popular pizza bag in this 29 How how old do you have to be for you to become an orphan when your parents die? Wait, what? Well, I think you have to have no legal guardian No, if you have no legal guardian, so like a minor 16 or 18. Yeah, because then it's just your parents are dead You're not an orphan. You haven't been Trying to say that we're all gonna be orphans one day I was just gonna say if it was too late for me to become an orphan if there was some kind of tragic accident You're an adult so you're you're uh responsible for yourself It's like you're a you're an adult no one gives a shit your parents are dead Shut up because it's like when your parents are dead and you're a child then somebody needs to take care of you because you're not legally Allowed to take care of yourself like you can't this decisions. You can't make I think the last would take care of me Oh, yeah, he definitely He'd take care of you pretty quickly With your little weak orphan arms and legs he'd fuck you up I As a rule is usually weaker than natural biology Genetically predisposed to not be loved or not be the second the parents die. They become like the bone density goes down That's why rose was able to command the respect of the kids on kanto bite because they recognized her as like the alpha orphan Why Absolutely anything you say you bet absolutely because they don't want to start shit with the new alpha in town She retained her bone density. So she's in charge You retained her bone density Oh, that's like fine Well, that's weird because whenever I see rose tico on screen my bone density that goes way down She just consumes all the bone density from all around her and just Folks, I don't want her consuming my bone density. She consumes bone density to make her own bones more dense I don't know man, don't knock it till you try it, right? Have you never tried it on the chat? Someone in the chat said I came for the commentary on watch mojo. I arrive in a conversation about alpha orphans Listen, I've had an experience with the vietnamese ladies and rose tico. She ain't no looker. You know what I'm saying How does she She's not from earth. She's not she couldn't possibly be from vietnam Do you know that's not a space vietnam Well, yes, the right. Is there a is there a planet vietnam? She's from the planet vietnam It's an ocean planet. The vietnam Vietnam is what they call it vietnam No, no, ma'am belch And besides really there are asians in space, so there must be an asia. It only follows Well, here's the thing like you can only be an orphan until you're 18 So you what do you get your bone density back at that point? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah It just slowly starts to return. There's just like a pretty sure he's over 18 Yeah, he's no longer an orphan. He was an orphan He's got alfred who's his legal guardian. So he's not like a full 100 off and he's more kind of just like wait There are degrees of orphan like levels. Of course. There are. Yeah Which one's super often Yeah And I think no legal guardian No legal guardian. No no friends really awful bone density and nobody loves you That's you're like the lower end. You're like the scumbag orphans that people don't Do you think tonal does an orphan? Wow, I don't think he was birthed. I think he congealed in a cave He just like fell down and the egg sack broke and then he was like in my opinion Good I wouldn't picture any words at that point. That's what he developed at first. You just be like I I'd like to think that he was born with the beard that didn't travel to his chin This is deep or we can't just discuss this just wait Do you think he shaves the chin intentionally there's like a tribal symbol? Yes, they show that there actually was a third lesson in the flashback Turns out there was a third flashback all along you just didn't see it could fuck you Or do you know need to know things? You know the uh ancient tomes the ancient jedi tomes that rey stole tonal bloke Yes Maybe what maybe in that pile like luke diary was in there and so she's reading it but hearing it in his voice Dear diary rey still doesn't like me Why did you choose the philippines of all places? Because it was on the way to japan, so I thought I'd stop here in japan Because I wanted to see as many countries as I could on the on the trip and I went to borakai and that was nice And now you're in an alleyway hiding from a dog Maybe if you just went to japan You have to pace up and down this alleyway trapped by rabid dogs and you have to live with the decisions that you made Yeah You know you win some you lose some you know that's right Been to a desert island and had a nice time and now Get eaten to death by a giant mussely dog. You know to death As opposed to just getting Oh, yes daddy No, here comes the fan art stream into this I had to be locked in for like five days straight literally shitting myself for like five days Well, yeah parts of myself were coming out of my ass I don't think you can consider them I'm breathing myself. I'm okay. Well, would would you consider to be a part of yourself? Well, it depends are you an orphan? No The orphans have different uh Biology than normal. Well, I guess well, I guess technically orphans own their own blood Whereas children who aren't orphans their parents own their blood That makes sense to me. I guess so Isn't blood subjective though Is blood wet? Like tell is there any difference let's say between blood and oxygen is there a single difference? Yeah, lots of differences all the way down to like you Molecular Words the Filipinos don't understand molecular To understand this stream fully people will have had to have watched a literal week of EFAP Dude out of all the places I've been this is the place where people speak the best english. Definitely Oh, well that obviously the best place you've been then does Goliath's Yeah, that's that's Shall I go ask him? Yeah Ask him if you want to see if he's a little bit closer than the last land I really don't want to look again. Okay. I'm gonna go look. I'm gonna go look. I'm gonna go look And honestly Honestly, I want him to be there when I turn the corner because if he's not then I'm scared I don't know where he is anymore General alert that everyone in the Philippines gets it's like Goliath has boom Oh It's like the amber alerts that come up on your phone only it's like far scarier because then it's like everyone Everyone's got him on there hunting grounds. Everyone's gotta find my friend currently Eyes on Goliath eyes on Goliath. He's got a snapchat that live updates his position so everyone can avoid him Oh Is that I don't know I went around the corner and he wasn't in the place. He was in and then a bark just started happening. So I ran I'm crying 500 xp bounty on cynics. Yeah, what I didn't realize is this alleyway is just completely kitted out with cctv cameras And this is being live streamed People trying to get out of this alleyway Place beds now at least at least when at least when they find your body will have the video and audio to go along with what happens We told him not to go in the alley, but he just wouldn't listen All I wanted to do was talk about star wars Okay, right. I completely forgot that we were even watching a fucking video at this point Yeah, because we yeah sand and Fucking talking about Goliath is more entertaining than this goddamn watch mojo video Anything is more entertaining than watch mojo video. We're supposed to provide the entertainment and that is exactly what we're doing What color is Goliath? What kind of dog is Goliath? He was just a black shape So Goliath's more of a concept really he's like uh, he's like an a nega dog Like he's just like a specter of death Yeah, he's kind of like the black hole version of a dog I'm picturing serious black. I'm picturing serious black in his dog form. They're like In prehistoric times we referred to him as the A huge said cockroach. Yeah, it's about the size of like Two toes offer it to Goliath No, I'm not gonna touch it. It's like foaming And it's covered in ants I can't believe you just measured it in the size of two toes This is a filipine alleyway. There's just two random toes lying next to it. Well, like you measure you measure horse And that seemed like overkill for something this size The problem with using toes as a unit of measurement is all toes are different sizes like Oh, so we're so we're hands. We literally have a toe that we call a big toe. We measure horses Say Okay, then it's it's it's the size of an average big toe plus About another big toe Uh, I don't know we'd have to find that shut up dog Hey, don't you disrespect Goliath? He hasn't killed you yet. That isn't Goliath. I've gone the other way around toes European like tourist stuck in the alleyway surrounded by dogs. He's so far from home Is Goliath played by will smith? Yes In the live action adaptation of the Philippines Look, I am axing you. Is this part of the fanatical Goliath universe? Yes, there are seven films in the Goliath universe Filipino fanatical Goliath universe The prehistoric one's really good The male man has an order of his dirt today. That's kind of weird Oh, it's like Goliath Genesis yet No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no How good are all seven films? Because I haven't seen them their films You don't know there are films if you haven't seen them That's true Are they film as a rule as a rule? I know no no No, stop. I can't just say no to rules. Yes, I can Say no to rules. I don't think yeah, that's probably need to have seen the entire movie That's saying no to a law. Oh Some bats They're like rules Hey for society. Oh Like that orphans can't be loved Intrinsic law of the universe It's one of the commandments of God So if you don't suffer an orphan to live Wait a minute the universe didn't have a father so the universe is an orphan which in turn Who was God's father John No John the father was God the ultimate orphan The alter the apex orphan. Well, I think God's universe without orphans to give love Where he didn't get it and then people started having orphans anyway and he got pissed Well, I think God was obviously an orphan until he was 18 So he must that's must have been when he got all of his power Which did you more did you just say people people were having orphans? Is this like dead people were having kids like We have to have the kid and then kill yourself. That's how you have an orphan Sorry, I haven't thought of that It's a relatively fair enterprise to be like well, you know, I'd like to have an orphan with you, honey, and she's like, yeah, let's do it She just doesn't even think about the implication Some people like orphans guys the fuck I feel so sorry you think you weren't here for the context of this Only true eFab fans will know I God was the child of the Cosmic egg according to some religions. Is that is that true the child of the cosmic egg? the Cosmic egg That makes sense. That makes sense. I know that's the Cosmic Egg. No, I'm not. I see it right now I can I can put them on the stream Hinduism Hinduism believes in a cosmic egg You say that like it's ridiculous, but it makes sense I mean, I know it's like I shouldn't be surprised by this, but at the same time it's metaphor egg guys, I can't I can't just hear the word cosmic egg and not laugh Who laid the cosmic egg the cosmic birds Chicken who is the cosmic chicken? Right Okay, okay, so let me get this straight Fred the cosmic chicken laid the cosmic egg Which birthed God who made who is the first cosmic orphan who made rose who arose from the waters Yeah, fuck waters. There wasn't any waters yet. Yes. Yes. There was yes. There was he had to make the waters though No, he didn't they were always there. No, they were the waters of discord. Oh God, yeah, so he came out of the lotus flower Right, it opened up and there he was tea posing He made still the waters isn't this all taking place This is all taking place on back of a cosmic turtle, right? Yeah. Oh, no, no, no Parrot when does the cosmic turtle come into all of this? It doesn't look you make it up with nonsense fiction. Okay. This is a real thing Yeah, and one of the nomination you have the fundamentalists and the parrotons The parrotons. Yeah, the parrotons On the Mayflower what See, that's why rags stopped and waited so that wolf could get it But he still didn't wait long enough, you know when they finally update the if the ifap website This is gonna be like the beginning in the big like the the lore page. We'll just say in the beginning There is the cosmic chicken Total is like the golem of this universe Arrived do you think we can we can like get Beowyn to like illustrate the birthing of the universe? I would so many things. God. It's what if God is tonal No, don't make that happen saying it will make it happen. I want that to happen I want Fred the cosmic chicken to birth total to makes the Who makes the cosmic turtle which is the earth and then we all come from total Wait, I thought he man was one of the masters of the universe. Yeah total doesn't have that kind of power in the hierarchy He's he's just from a cave on earth. He's not from like some kind of I Can't believe we're having this conversation right now I think three pizzas in the last two days It's not a good time pizzas in the last two days two of them were small How small they were they Jay were they they were like really yeah one of them was really big though So I think it balances out We're any of them long Define long Are you three hands? Well like to be What the fuck is this to be long to be long to have to not be wide as well Well because it was round so I guess then it could have been long that dog is really Sorry, I'm trying to get away from it. It's alright. It's alright. I think you can't escape One does not simply escape Goliath if Goliath wants to be near you he will be near you He just has to he just has to will it into existence and he will just materialize in front of his target Yeah, was Goliath from the cosmic egg or is there a hierarchy there too? Beyond the cosmic egg Do you think Goliath is like the the enemy of the cosmic chicken? He's like the Satan of this universe Oh, no, it's more like the the whole cosmic fucking turtle and it's right So Goliath is Pennywise The last rules the underworld Do you guys want to watch this video? Do you guys want to hear me urinate? You're really giving him a great impression of Western, you know Bothered Goliath then he pissed in the alley Excuse me, I'm definitely gonna do it in the designated urinating shitting area in this alleyway Oh, you think they have those in the Philippines really? Well, yeah, you can smell them out Oh, you're mocking your territory from Goliath, I Better not actually, you know Look you got a piss in a circle not an oval a circle Why why why is that you don't know why yeah? Piss in an oval shape. It's like a holy egg portal will open up. Yeah, it protects you from seagull irons Man, that's gonna be some art. I don't know what it's gonna be yet. That's gonna be some art, isn't there? You know, I just looked at the I looked at the like to dislike ratio There's 134 thumbs up and one thumbs down but the one thumbs down takes up a half of the the bar Oh Major league created the first woman so he could look at her. He had to approve its tactile Well Alexander Hamilton is dead, but he wasn't a nobody but is he somebody's parent Is he someone's parents? I don't know well no longer. He can't be anyone's parent if he's dead Yeah They are no longer your parents That's not how that works like Okay, but if you are your parents gonna google the definition of parent and see if it says not dead anywhere in the No, come on get hit us with the actual definition so we can pick it apart and make it make sense in my mind right parent noun a person's father or mother That's it Okay, so look up father as an example. What does that say with father didn't you? Yeah, he hates women father Father of a church a man in relation to his child or children so Is it still his child if it's not in his care anymore? Yes, it's technically an orphan. Yes Hmm So it's still his child. Yeah, he's still responsible for it. That's not what is means What you don't have to be alive You have to be alive to own something though and a child Yes, you do We all agreed that a parent owns their child's blood because Parent owns the child What I don't remember agreeing to this we definitely all agreed We did a hundred percent agree that that was the case Parents own the children that that is a fact You mean like in like in a beat box. You do know that slavery was abolished, right? Like you got owned son like literally my son. I'm really confused right now Yeah, parents also serve their children like you get served I forgot the I forgotten the original point of the debate, so we're gonna have to just play the video I still keep the point that we all agreed that a parent owns their child's blood. Okay fair enough Who owns the orphans blood Orphanage I Suppose they're guardian if they have one if not nobody I'm gonna say something crazy here, but surely they own their own blood. No, they can't they're not allowed They can they can own their own blood when they become an adult and then no longer. Yeah When you when you turn 18, you know have ownership over your own blood. You get a blood certificate You're legally responsible for yourself What's a blood certificate When you like it would like it do you get on your do you get different certificates depending on how much blood you have? Yes, like is it like a grading? Yeah, so like you know when you go swimming and you get like badges 200 meters or 400 meters minus games You got six blood. Yeah, I've got six blood. I got two toes of blood The whole plot of episode nine is just everyone's trying to find this fucking one Kyber crystal in the middle of some dead-ass desert also palpate force to whittaker has it You'll never get this for me dream He has like one audio recording of the dream and he wants you to translate the dream from that one His like armor is made of cockroaches, so he survived the blast. He's just still stood there. Oh That's why he wasn't in a rush to leave They all laughed at me, but who's laughing now Not me because I've got asthma See our predictions I feel like a much more reasonable compared to this Have they even like honestly have they even talked about Goliath yet They haven't actually but they've still got like Maths minutes. Yeah, there we go. That's 11 minus three. Hey, what are you talking about? What is that sound? What is that sound? I don't know Okay, is that way that's like that's a Goliath drone. It's spoiled you It's getting closer From your perspective, where is that coming from? Uh from behind a big gate. Oh They're about to unleash it See, I don't know whether that was a person with some kind of object. It's like trying to make me move away It's like a defective air horn. It's always sounded like a rubber chicken. You need to put this on screen That's scared really accurate actually Goliath guardian of tone Oh I love that you're the one getting sent the memes by the way I like how he is in like some alleyway setting as well. It's perfect Like that is actually a like an exact likeness of my situation right now Is that that's where you are? That's actually like the place you are. You're in the background Yeah, he must have just got that from the live stream He just looked up on google images filipino alleyway Oh Man, this is this is a stream. I like it. It's happening I love that the estus flask is the rhino milk Like just took a picture of it and it jumped and now it's growling and now I move away You can take a picture of that super rude I didn't ask if I could but he's not He's not too big and he's drinking piss water. So I think he's a bit crazy. I might move That's fair enough I'm gonna That's goliath junior Like it's not an actual main road that has traffic or anything It's just running down the back of some houses and I say that loosely Yeah, I wouldn't go to a country that looks like that It's like goliath junior all the way down by that car. Yeah I think they call them acolytes or sentinels. I can't remember if you adopt the chat. You just got to remember you can't love them Yeah, I obviously wasn't gonna love them. I mean if I'm adopting them, that's part that's part of the course That's like literally part of it Good. Yeah, because you know An adopted chat can never have as much love Yeah, I mean if I if they were my genetic biological chat And yeah, I would love them but unfortunately they're adopted. What would a biological chat look like? Oh, I don't want to know is that just like you stream of thoughts I guess that's like your internal monologue. That's if you have schizophrenia And there's like the different people inside your head. That's the that's your biological chat He's happy because he's in an amazing film. He hasn't died of space diabetes yet Planet we have a little chase a chase sequence here. Um, no, we have po Finn and uh c3 pio Thanks. Are you fucking kidding me? Can we be wait? Can we be sure that those characters have those names? Can we really be sure of that? I'm so glad watch mojo made these video this video so that it could point out You see those gloves that po is wearing right there You never tries to white man with black gloves. They look like the gloves that were being used in the tie fighter that was flying towards rey Are you saying po versus rey desert skiffs in return legit? Yeah, yeah, however, that doesn't mean that we're on tattooing necessarily. No, no Thanks, the vehicles look a bit similar. That doesn't mean we're in the same place This is the most worthless video I've ever seen in my life I thought the fact that the vehicles looked a bit similar meant it was the same place, but they've corrected me. Thank you Surely vehicles can't travel from one place to another No Like because then, you know, what the fuck man So that could be a different protocol droid that isn't c3po. It doesn't necessarily mean it is c3po I mean, that's but it could be But the vehicle definitely isn't the same vehicle is it because it looks different But it could be but it's in a sandy place. So it might be tattooing But it could be but then also we know that in this universe cloning is possible So that's not necessarily po or fin. That's true I mean, maybe they've cloned some of their troopers in the first order that might be a first order soldier Maybe they also cloned palpatine and that's why he's back. It's pronounced palpating Nope, I'm saying it how I want to say it. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that you were a free pronunciation person A free pronunciation person. Yeah Freedom absolutely starts with a P Yeah, pH yeah, pH Freedom freedom. I found another dog that I could put in the chat. Oh, I like to see the dog. Is it like chill though? He's really chill. He's just hanging out Nah, he's I don't know his name. Ask him his name and tell us. Hey, it's a husky cute boy He's just chilling. He's been watching me this whole time. I think he likes the stream I like that dog. Is he a is he a viewer? Can you ask him? Are you a viewer of uh Jay's channel? I don't want to get too close because if he does start barking then that's bad time Here's here's the doggo. Tell him to turn up his volume I love how we're not actually talking about watch mojo. We're just We're just discussing Filipino dogs. That's that's a good boy This video is so boring. We would rather talk about Filipino dogs and a dark abandoned alley than this guy Watch mojo are essentially a bad closed captions on the video Yeah, they are that's literally what D3PO I'm thinking on ship Lando is coming. It's like Lando is going into hyperspace Are you are you attracting the doggo? No, there's a little cat a cat boy Can we see can we see the cat as well? Zach or a ledge. Goliath will hunt you if he goes a cat Oh, is that a picture of the cat? Yeah, it is. Oh my god. That's a cat That's a scrawny ass cat Yeah, there's There's not much of a cat stream. Maybe it's an orphan. So it's got like less bone density It definitely does look like an orphan. It does look like an orphan cat And this is fuk thai walker Watch mojo Luke thai walker The rise of thai walker Luke thai walker He walks with the ear walk He has the unique ability to walk using his thighs And only his thighs just no feet no knees nothing. He just wiggles his thighs and gains momentum Yeah, I can just picture mark hamill like sitting on the ground holding his legs up and then just shifting along Like he's got piles I just picture him with like hulking veiny thighs and the rest of his body is the same He just injects the steroids into his thighs It's like molten kyber crystal He just injects it into his bloodstream and his thighs just bulk out. I got them from underground and jada I really like to think that people who have just like there are people who have just arrived And then you go well, we could ask the cosmic chicken and they're like, yeah, that's That's just I have to accept reasonable. Yeah, I'm in the right place Like adventure time has the cosmic owl. I believe it's not the next if I'm gonna be confusing with all these references That's true. We're gonna have to like tell them to watch this and be like, all right guys. We got some new lore Everything outside of the You Maybe I should make like an intro for the next e-fap where it's like in the beginning. There was the sky chicken Please do that The cosmic chicken Fred the cos the cosmic chicken is here. I'll get closer one sec. You can listen to him Can you hear it? I can hear the cosmic chicken I find it offensive that you even assume we could understand the sound the cosmic chicken makes Cosmic chicken sounds suspiciously like a small doggo No, no, no Luke's guy. Oh great. Do you doubt cosmic chicken? Oh great cosmic chicken. Are you there? I could not I could never doubt the word of the cosmic chicken What is the word of the cosmic chicken? I can't believe I just said that sentence It's perfectly reasonable. What is the word of the chicken? What's it saying? It stopped talking when I came over here. Oh great cosmic one the cosmic chicken If somebody can see him right now So behind behind the gate is just someone's house I mean you said you said that the this is like the best place for english speaking. You've been so probably someone understands you Oh, no, I'm gonna get shot for being on drugs One of them is gonna be like look at this white boy. Just look at the fucking cosmic chicken Oh great cosmic chicken. It's not responding to you because you don't have the proper prayer beads This is what happens when you worship chickens Please bless me with your words Not worthy. I'm getting shaded by the cosmic chicken Someone says is this wait is is if you never said anything is stupid on efab Can we think of any time I've said anything more insane than I would never doubt the word of the cosmic chicken? Because I'm drawing a blank here. I don't know what I've said. That's more insane than that Spoke on efab that isn't incredibly intelligent The thing is it doesn't even matter like it doesn't even matter that it is weird It's like the specific weirdness isn't gonna need to be explained next efab Because people are gonna go and you're just gonna be like cosmic chicken and they're gonna be like have I missed an episode? They won't be thinking what the fuck because they are used to this But they will be thinking if they like missed an episode Just want to say that recent super chat. He's doing god's work. What's what's the super chat say? Spent all day doing god's work doing as many going to as many orphanages as I could and letting the orphans know their adoptive parents Will never screw me What are you saying you drink soy milk, right? I do drink soy milk. Well, I have it with my cereal Sorry to let you know there's a discussion in your chat going on right now pointing out that you have less testosterone Yeah, you're gonna get some big titties. I mean less my voice my voice says testosterone But my face says estrogen your your voice does not say testosterone All the time and I will I will find sources to back that up you Are you like androgynous looking or like full-scale like female looking? Well, I mean it's a cartoon But I only started drinking soy milk Recently and you can look at my old videos and I think I'm actually more effeminate in those Hey guys, welcome to my We're gonna blast this shit with an rpg May I recommend that you drink almond milk instead on cereal because it's far superior Twice the price of soy milk. I've checked You're a huge youtuber now money is not an offer. Oh, that's true Yes But I mean my my parents drink almond milk as far as I am aware. So someone said if you're ever bored So if you're ever bored just punch an orphan, that's what are they gonna do tell their parents? Well, no, they could be a a billionaire vigilante. So watch out They would tell their you know guardians, but they wouldn't care. They wouldn't love them. Yeah, that's true I don't think I don't think love is required for you to take action when somebody that you know has been attacked Yes, it is. Um, yeah, it's the only requirement. Nothing else comes into it Yeah, your friend is like, oh you love us this guy just like beat me up and took my things He's over there and you go. Well, I don't love you. So I'm not actually obliged to do anything about it. Like slow down. We just met This is moving a bit faster me And I guess if it's one thing like, well, hello to you too If it's one thing that I've learned from Bethesda's pause menus Well load screens, it's that if you ask somebody a favor and they decline, they will like you less so So, uh, you're running a dangerous game there That is life So can you self orphan what if you kill your parents? Well, no, if you just a suit if you just imagine that they are gone Well, look if I can but when you identify as an orphan, it can be easily disproven just by measuring your bone density It's a dead giveaway Yeah, but it's tough to do that My husband's boyfriend is a Whittle your bones down. Yeah, so you can pose as an orphan. That's how you do it. That's how batman did it Fuck, you know, I'm starting to like think of like character names But like replacing a part of it with orphan like Darth orphan the elusive orphan Captain jack orphan This is the tale of captain jack orphan Anakin sky orphan he has to come Gandalf the orphan Oh, no sky orphans orphan baggins, of course for fun black black orphan. I'll be one can orphan I like everyone can all Thorfin is my favorite Batman the orphan. Oh wait. Well, uh, we're off a gunner Well, if you went to asgard, you'd be a Thorfin That was in the chat twice Rag, it was. Oh, I'm I don't I don't have a chat open. I don't have a chat open. I said it Master orphan Wouldn't a master orphan just be a morphin Rand al orphan. Well, no a morphin is like if you're an orphan, but you have three parents mighty orphan power rangers How would you be an orphan with three parents? We'd have to get rid of two and then gain three. Oh, yes You have to you like your adopted parents they would die too. So you'd not just be an orphan. You'd be a morphin Oh, but only one Then you'd be in the fucking apex orphan Oh, wow, what if you were from a Mormon? What if you stop asking stupid fucking questions? Wow, the ones the ones I said made sense the fuck were you talking about? Yeah, the video harry orphan and the deathly adoption Harry plus there isn't orphan as well Voldemort was actually his dad they just didn't go over that part. Oh, who else is an Oh my god, the whole first order are orphans Oh my god, they are Wait, yeah, they are. They're all adopted You guys realize what you can do with an army of orphans, right? Yeah What? Combine them together like a mega zord and climb inside it mega zorphan don't want to get inside Peter parker's parents are definitely dead, right? He's captain marvel They're not wait, I think yeah, they are there He lives with his with uncle ben and auntie fucking hot whatever the fucking man is No, captain marvel isn't an orphan. She doesn't get along with her dad My god, why are so many superheroes orphans? Orphan representation. Why does my dad have to be a man? Do you think that's a coincidence? I don't think so That was beautiful Black Panther's an orphan now Oh Oh, so he doesn't have a mom She's an orphan. Yeah It's His mom's alive and his dad's alive. They just don't like him A lot of the other characters in that movie are orphans though Can you prove that That's not confirmed. They're just foster kids. You don't know the circumstances. Oh my god, aqua orphan Aquafin, it's yes pronounced aquafin I've done americans Gotcha with you with your squirrels and you I'll lead a battle Probably offensive. I can't believe you guys just said that Tarzan's an orphan There are a lot of orphans in Lidia Thor god of orphans Just calling Thorfinn that's that's perfect Thorfinn god of orphans Thorfinn god of off off That's he lives at the orphanage. It's very similar Finch rake Oh god god of god of orphan God of orphan often What would what would Kratos is? Oh Protorfin Oh, this is this is this is a mess That's your opinion That's that's just your a porfin Sekiro orphans die thrice Oh, I feel bad for any orphans that might be watching this dude. I've checked out demographics on youtube efab is like majority orphan content Oh, that's great. It's been a lot of representation artists sending us things Now orphans must be one of the most best represented minorities in the media. Yeah easily. Do you think mostly? Yeah, mostly Do you think Beowyn's an orphan? Yes Everybody is Yeah, everybody is an orphan if you just take away their parents think of the That is the true old father They all father Oh, fuck the fresh prince of orphan air I think it should be like the fresh orphan of Bel Air the fraution There we go Well, what would a fresh orphan what his parents just died? So when they get to live to the orphanage and the person in charge of the orphanage smells them like this one's fresh I love the smell of fresh orphan in the morning My god, I'm thinking of like bruce from finding me. Oh just like smell on the blood and be like it's an orphan Orphans are friends not food They're friends Oh, I really feel sorry for anyone watching this who hasn't seen the last stream I gotta send you a picture of some of the uh, the home security measures that are occurring here It's the best like burglarization prevention I've seen in a while What the fuck? What the fuck? That's horrible. I mean whatever works. Whatever works Oh, I don't see where the problem is I think that was to originally to keep that was to keep Goliath in but he just fucking full board just placed over that I don't think he based over it. I think he just smashed his way through the concrete That I just figured that was Goliath's bottom jaw that they've mounted there And they regenerate provides it to the Philippines in exchange for sacrifices. That is fucking gnarly That's all he has fucked Take from my bones and you shall use it as a barrier I can just imagine Goliath at the last supper only is like chopping off his own limbs and handing them out Big reveal shot coming at the end of the trailer is of course trailer the ruins of the Death Star in the ocean I like how they need notes to do this No way the fuck is he consulting a sheet of paper? It's a full page of notes actually And that this is as you can see the wreckage of the Oh my god, they literally scripted this Why why this is a scripted video? Why? Oh my god, that's like those notes look like they'd be longer than the video There's enough text on that on that to basically be every word they've said I like to think it's just the words talk about trailer over and over again So that we get to Adoptment That's clever Buffy the orphan The non-human That's what some some people actually refer to Goliath as that The orphan menace attack of the orphans revenge of the orphan a new orphan The orphan strikes back the last of the orphans Um Fuck yeah, the last orphan the orphan awakens rogue orphan the law of the rules and unexpected orphan The rise of the orphan Orphan a star wars story. It's like Medea has been supplanted Hang on Luke. Wait Lucas or not. No. Yeah, Lucas. No, he's not Yeah, he is Uh, yeah, he's he assumes he's an orphan, but he's not until he kills his own dad He's become an orphan again. Yeah He was like he wanted to be an orphan so he killed his dad. That's how it happened Oh, yeah, he was an orphan. He assumed he was an orphan and he was settling into his life And then all of a sudden it turns out he had a father so he decided to kill him to resume his orphan status I don't want it to be possible that people love me I'm not used to this feeling of love and happiness. I must kill my father and be done with it The desolation of orphans the battle of the five orphans Fellowship of the orphan the two orphans the return of the orphan Oh my god cursed the black orphan At orphan's end um dead man's orphan Yeah, dead man's orphan dead orphans tell no tales orphan heart I am orphan I And then uh orphan orphans orphan three orphan resurrection orphan covenants pulled orphan black by the way There is actually 12 angry orphans 13 years orphan too orphan too furious Trans orphans more than meets the eye trans orphans That sounds like some of this was that happening like we've got like trans abled people now that'll be the next day Trans orphans who get their parents surgically removed I mean it makes sense to me how to train your orphan I don't think end all has oceans like this where the death star What could have Surely if there's organic life, there should be precipitation and then there's forests like crazies There's gotta be something of a water supply. Yeah, no oceans. No oceans. There's a picture of endor on the stream The first image it comes up with there's a bunch of ocean Wait, really? Endor endor. Oh, that's talus Is that how you say that planet? I've never said that planet I've said a naboo. That's naboo. That's like all of the star wars planets that have oceans have oceans Any any planet any planet with organic life needs Water like moisture. Is that can you have do you have proof of that? Science you just can't say that we can't just say the word science and have the thing you're saying be true Uh, well science then nobody like nobody loves orphans. That's just science I'm just gonna keep saying science because it's true Thus, okay If this isn't endor how in the fuck did that piece of death star land on another planet somewhere else? It's just absolute I'm shocked that it's even there in the first place on end or considering the whole thing just completely exploded She definitely froze. She definitely got hypothermia. There's no way like simultaneously freeze Freezing space and like implode burn you burn from direct sunlight If there's no sun you freeze no you freeze over the course of like 24 hours it takes ages No, but there was a there was a close up of her face and she was definitely she was definitely freezing No, because the the main way that you lose heat is by contact with other stuff And there's nothing for her to be in contact with because there's no atmosphere. So she doesn't lose heat as quickly The only way she loses heat the only way she loses heat is by radiation I'm not going to take your word over an astronaut's worst I showed it in my video jay the dude the professional astronaut nobody Is you simultaneously burn and freeze because you'd burn from the sun and freeze on your back I'm citing he knows better than you so I'll give it from authority. No parts of you that make contact with the light The argument for a thought from authority is like the best argument you've got when no one has any other arguments Then he's only really repeating something that someone else said so, you know that they're Yeah, what if what if he died once and he knows what it's like? Wait, I don't know if the astronaut that a dude was an Surely it's all just theoretical. They've never actually they've never actually tested Flinging a human out into like zero atmosphere to see what would happen They're just just a theory do that now Does anyone want to volunteer? Did you say it's just a theory An orphan theory Have we honestly been going on for three hours talking about orphans and chickens? No, we've been going on for two hours and 53 minutes Yeah, classic wolf getting it all wrong. Yeah site sources Why don't we even keep it around really getting eaten here by fucking mosquitoes guys. Fuck. Are you okay? Do you need help? Did you try praying to the cosmic chicken? He won't fucking listen to me. They wouldn't come after you if you had orphan blood Yeah, do you I do you own your blood? Can have you shown them your blood certificate? I'm an adult. So yeah, I own my blood. Have you shown them? Yeah, that's theft Taxation is theft I like that he's back. I just don't like the fact that they brought him back from that They should have just not killed him like that in the first place. Yeah, I think they really wasted more like he's a he's a good villain He's scary looking and interesting and he had a cool weapon But what hold on hold on Did you just say all of that? Excuse me. Okay, you can say you could make an argument for his looks, but There is nothing There is nothing about Darth Maul that even comes close to resembling a real character. There is in the clone Like oh Shut up. No, no I just love that he found three ways to say he's cool. He was like he's interesting. He's got a cool weapon. He's medicine Like yeah, he does look cool Oh, yeah, because because he was brought back in the show that took three seasons to actually be worth watching That means that he's good, right? Great. I like well, they're gonna piss everyone off again. I don't care I don't care the first the clone wars movie was ass nobody disagrees with that The first season was garbage the second season I made it like four episodes in before I just gave up and asked why I was even doing this in the first place People are telling me that it takes to like season three to actually get good And then they bring Darth Maul back and it's like why Why he's dead? Leave him dead if he was caught up make a new character you lazy writers If he was cut off at the waist and he has robot legs, how does he poop? Yeah, uh, he just force pushes the poop out of all of his uh, out of his mouth Do you do any of you seriously think do any of you seriously think that this movie can actually be good? No, I think It's possible It's like not gonna happen. I mean if you're starting with nothing or an idea You can throw together like a a movie that could end up being good, but there's just so much Fucked so many things have gone wrong and it's it's irreparable at this point There was an idea in the two hour runtime But it's not gonna be a standalone story though, is it like if it if they did it like Logan Like yeah, if all of the x-men movies were literally like complete piles of shit Logan would still be good yeah But it's not gonna be like that it's that they're gonna have to call back to absolutely everything that came before it Yeah, all of the it's just gonna be fucking bullshit My theater laughed at the part where leah started flying like literally everyone just burst out laughing Is that I really like honestly? I really hope that's true because I would love to have experienced that Everybody might I'm pretty sure there was some like like the Snickers in in the cinema And I'm I definitely audibly went what? Um, because I got shushed There was a really yeah When the hyperspace jump happened Um, and you know how the movie went silent at that point one guy in like the front row was like What the fuck am I watching and everyone started laughing? Oh, man. Really? Yeah Like my my theater was like you it was crazy. My theater was like unanimously against the movie Because I was gonna say like it must be different in britain hardcore because like nobody says shit in britain cinemas Yeah, oh well people Americans are a lot more vocal Yeah, like the cinema experience in in the u.s. Like people are a lot more vocal and like emotive obnoxious But the alleyway experience here in the u.s. Is superb In fairness, um When I saw the force or really any other star wars movie in theaters that didn't happen It was just with the last jedi Because I guess it was just so bafflingly dumb like even the average movie goer couldn't take it I'm gonna get going here. I gotta head off to work. What to work I was actually gonna say it. I've Have alleyways I have to be somewhere else. I didn't I thought jay was gonna stream for like two hours. That's what he usually does Well, then we start talking about the cosmic chicken and orphans The stream would have been hard to cut out every orphan reference Gun through this last three minutes then to see they're not gonna add any Yeah, I guess I feel like power power stream For the rest of the video if you guys are okay with that if you don't have to like be off right away Anyone here watching doesn't know like your channels here, but do you want to say some words about your channels before you go? So My channel sucks. Watch it Yeah, that's the usual gag. Um, this channel sucks. I run a channel where I review stuff regularly. It's called quintin reviews It's a good breakdown of a lot of things you'd be interested in check it out. They're all all in the description Yeah, my name is just right. I make really intelligent The only set was really intelligent My name is just right and I'm a massive Have fun folks. Uh, yeah See you guys. Bye Oh, thank god those guys are gone Now we can just like now we can just watch the stream in peace without hearing orphan every five seconds