Michael McIntyre describes his children's bedtime





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Published on Jul 11, 2011

In the fifth of his recent BBC series of standup variety shows Michael McIntyre warms up the audience with a brilliant routine about how only threats get children to bed, and how only death threats get them to behave themselves.Harsh, but true ...

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To those who like to moan about small production imperfections:

If you don't like the extraneous sounds and desktop run-on at the
end then tough — I can't be bothered to fix it, too busy, and there's
little point in deleting the clip which seems to bring pleasure to most

If you can produce a better edit and upload it then get on with it,
don't waste your energy carping about imperfections in this - it's
not a production competition. Jeez, I've seen the BBC News play
out bigger cockups than these ... and Sky lots of times (8^D)=

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Matt Baber
"You never love your children more than when they are unconscious but still alive"!
Olivia McDonagh
"I've got a plan and an alibi" XD I laughed so hard~
You selfish, selfish little shit
Hannah Goodman
"Hey Michael, maybe tonight you'll get lucky when the kids are asleep-YOU'RE NEVER ASLEEP!"
I always got the "I'm going to count to three" bullshit 
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Brendan Moran
What happens when his children are older and watch him doing this? "So dad, your spent a large part of your carrier taking the piss out of me" 
Fiona Newport
Everybody uses the Santa threat.
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I genuinely looked up his bedtime story and laughed my arse off
Harvindhakshan Rajasegar
Can you not interrupt Mr Penguin !
Brandon Makowe
I wonder if his kids have seen this yet?
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