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The Fitch Company makers, the Fitch Shampoo presents the Fitch Van Wagon, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tetley, Janine Ruth and Whitfield, Robert North, Walter Sharp and his music, and starring Alice Faye, who is invited to buy a new dog for the children. Alice and her brother William have been out all morning looking for one. Phil was unable to go along as he had to attend his fan rehearsal. As we look in at NBC, we find Phil and his musicians hard at work. Look, I'm the leader here and you'll play the way I tell you. No, wait a minute, Curly, we know we're doing. Don't talk back to me, Frankie. If you guys want to play with me, you'll have to play right. Okay, Curly, if that's the way you want it, we'll play you away. That's better. Now it's my deal and it's Jack's or better at all. That's a good idea. That's the best thing you've said all day. All right, fellas, put the cards away and I'll pay attention. I got something to tell you that's very important. Yeah. Well, the other day, I got a letter from the sponsor, Mr. FW Fitch, and he ain't happy with the band. He don't think we're high-class enough. He says, from now on, he wants us to play Greek concertos, beef open sonatas and boxed you. Are there any questions? Very intelligent question. Do you know any stupid one? He's only paying us, kid. That's all. That's where we get the cabbie. Besides that, if you don't remember, I'm a stockholder in the Fitch company and I want to do things to please Mr. Fitch. I think you're overdoing it already. What do you mean? Well, ever since you became a stockholder in Fitch, you make us guys shampoo our hair with that new cream shampoo. Well, shampooing your hair is very good for you. Yeah, but every hour on the hour, I didn't even have a chance to wash the lather out of their hair before they came down to rehearsal today. They look like a row of short sears. Every time the brass section hits a high note, they blow the foam off. Stop with that, Frankie. Stop with it. And don't forget, keep using Fitch shampoo all of you because it's great for you. I use it all the time. And look at me. I got a beautiful wave in my hair. I used to have a wave in your hair. What happened? In front of the trombone player, he's knocking your brains out. I want you guys to act like gentlemen. Just try your best. Hello, Phil. Hello, honey. Hey, Alice, uh, you know most of the boys, don't you? Sure. Hello, fellas. I'll leave them alone. I get a better reception as a blonde dude. Hey, look, honey. Yeah, I'm glad you dropped in. Did you have any luck? Uh, did you find the dog for the kids? Well, kind of. We found one, but it isn't just what we wanted. I bought it over so you could see it first. Oh, wow. Hey, what kind of a dog is it? Good morning, Philip. Alice, I told you, I don't want no Cocker spaniel. This was present that you've got for our listeners. Oh, Phil, that's a surprise. I'm not Phil. And I haven't said a word. I just thought maybe we could throw your brother in too, you know. Maybe we could give him the Mrs. Sooby and Fort Worth, you know. Okay, let's, Philip, don't be facetious. Oh, oh, you know, I selected the dog for the children. I just know they're going to love. You selected them. Oh, this I got for you. I have it outside my car. Come along and I'll show it to you. Well, wait till I dismiss the ban. Okay. All right, fellas, you can break it up now. That's all for today. Good luck. Take it a little bit easy now. Fine bunch of gentlemen, those guys. Hey, uh, let's see that dog, William. Hey, Alice, what kind of a dog is it? Is it a big one like the kids wanted? Well, I wouldn't call it big, exactly. It's a Mexican Chihuahua. It's a what? A Mexican Chihuahua. Hey, Frankie. Hey, what's a Chihuahua? Surely, I'm surprised that you're ignorant. Everybody knows what a Chihuahua is. I had one once when I was in Tijuana. Yeah. Did you like it? Sure, it was delicious. You can't beat that Mexican food. Here we are. There you are, Philip. Take a look. The dog's on the back Where? All I see is a Chihuahua. Lift the cover. He's under that. Okay. Well, all I see here's a price tag. The price tag is under that. Oh, okay. This is a dog. I think it's a beautiful animal, aren't you, doggy? Look at his lovely brown coat. Are you sure this ain't a sparrow that was grounded? Hey, Willie, how could you buy a little tiny thing like this? Gee, where's this the smallest little thing I've ever seen in my life? I know the children ain't gonna like a little dog like this. Oh, I'm sure the children will love this. Let's take him home and see. They wanted a big dog. Hey, a guy was trying to sell me a great thing yesterday. I know what I'll do. I'll buy it and bring it right over to the kids. Oh, Remly, you're such a lovable little schnuck. Children, they're gonna be so disappointed. I'll show it to them, Philip, and I know they'll be crazy about it. Girls, girls, children, I have something for you. Oh, it's good. Where is it? Right here in this box. Wait, can I get the cover off? How do you like it? It's a real dog. Don't you like it? It's small, isn't it? Mom, you said you were gonna get us a big dog. We tried to, honey, but we couldn't find one. Maybe you'll learn to like this one. Now, why don't you and Philip take it off for a nice walk, huh? Oh, all right. But what are we used for, Rem? Wait a minute. I'll see if we have a strand of spaghetti left over from last time. Don't, don't be funny, Philip. Now he had it over and off. I just string around it. Now be careful, and Philip, coming up so high, the dog is dangling. Yeah, it looks like you're carrying a yo-yo with legs. Well, I told you, Willie, I told you they wouldn't like this thing. I hate to admit it, but I guess you're right, Philip. I'll return the dog. However, I still feel you should get one much larger than this. Well, I'll see you later, Alex. Toot-loo, Philip. I'll go toot-loo to your own-oo. You know, Phil, maybe William is right. Perhaps we shouldn't get too large a dog. The neighbors might complain. Oh, it's not bad enough that I got to be bothered with your brother. Now I got to worry about the neighbors, too. It's just so it seems like the only place a guy can do what he wants to is on a desert island or in the Congo. This morning, the missionary advertised with me on the sign. He told an native population that civilization is land. And the educated savages all have found a bamboo tree. That civilization is the thing for me to believe. But bonka, bonka, bonka, I don't want to leave the Congo. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Bingo, bangle, bungalow, I'm so happy in the jungle I refuse to go. I don't want no bright, bright, falsely, Northisance land voice. He makes it clear. That no matter how they go to me, I'll stay right here. Bungal, bungalow, bungalow, bungalow, bungalow, bungalow, bungalow, bungalow, bungalow, bungalow. I know some food or magazine, I'll make you their twice-conceived. I see how people who were civilized sang you with on a mobile. At the movies they have got to pay many coconuts to eat. On civilized fixtures at the New D Song, real takes of Bunga Bunga Bunga Bunga Bunga Bunga Bunga So Bunga Bunga Bunga I had... the ones to lead the Konga No no no no! No no no no! Bunga Bunga Bunga Bunga I'm so happy in the jungle I refuse to go Don't want no jailhouse, Ramune We took off, the penthouse, bathed, the streets, our taxes I've got my spirit So no matter how they call me I'll stay right here Bunga Bunga Bunga Bunga Bunga They have things like the atom bomb, so I think I'll stay where I am. Civilization, I'll stay right here. Where'd you get that horse? It's a noble animal, it's no horse. Well, what is it? Well, what does it look like? It looks like something you stole from under Sabin. I bought it for the kids. Hey, hello to your new daddy. Get that dinosaur away, it's the biggest dog I ever seen. Yeah, the kids are gonna love it. Ha! She's friendly too. Yeah, and a Russian. Oh no, that might be too big for the kids. Now come on, let's take her inside, see what Alice says. Okay. Hey, yo, Alice. Hey, Alice, come on here a minute. Coming, Bill. Hey, Curly. I'll get the dogs to sit up. That way she'll look cute to Alice. Come on, sit up, poochie. Sit up. Yeah. What did you want? Hey, honey, look what Frankie brought over. Yeah, I want you to meet her. Ain't she beautiful? You two are gonna be great friends. Oh, of course, Frankie. Any friend of yours is a friend of mine. How do you do, man? Alice, this is a dog. This is not one of Frankie's girl friends. This brings over some of the strength of you. Never mind. It's appreciation for you. Bring the dog over for the kids and then... Oh, I'm sorry, Frankie. I didn't mean to hurt the feelings. Well, you know, it's really a lovely dog. But don't you think it's just a little bit too big for the children? Well, it may be big, but it's very gentle. Come on, pat it, Alice. All right. Frankie, get it to Neil down so I can loose his head. There you go. Come here, doggy. Let me pet you. You have such a nice face. You do like me to pet you, don't you? Oh, you're a lovely dog. I've got to hug you. Hey, Frankie, you sure the town ain't part wolf? Frankie, it's a darling. I'm sure the children will just love it. Honey, it's a dog Uncle Frankie bought for you, children. You are a beautiful dog. Thanks, Uncle Frankie. That's all right, kids. I'm glad you like it. That's the biggest dog I ever saw. I love it. You got it, honey? I told you this is one of the big dogs. Hey, and look how gentle he is, and they're going to get along with you. Oh, that must be Julius bringing the groceries. I'll get it. Hello, Julius. How long was I? Oh, thank you. Oh, Julius, come on inside. I want to show you something we just got. What is this? You will see, and I think you're going to like it, too. Well, here it is. They love it. Don't the dog and the kids look nice together in the doorway? Yeah, it's a pretty picture. But the dog stands in there under the door. It's right. Listen to what it says. Monarch the Wonder Dog stolen from movie studios. Two strange men seen laugering around studio a half hour before dog was found missing. Frankie, how could you possibly do this? Wait a minute, Curly. I didn't steal the dog. Honest, I didn't. I bought it. Oh, so I'm sure Frankie didn't steal it, but you'll have to return this dog. Oh, Daddy, you have to take him back. Well, I'm afraid we got it, honey. It's not ours. Oh, Emily, come on, pooch. I'm talking to the dog. Let's go. See you later, Alex. You seem like that dog so much. Well, don't worry, girls. We'll get to another one. The studio is probably worried. I'd better call him and let him know your daddy is on his way over with the dog. I know how you girls feel, but you wouldn't want a dog that belongs to somebody else, and every time... Hello? Oh, this is Mrs. Harris. I'm calling about the dog that was stolen from your studio. My husband found it, and he's on... What? What's that? Oh, you've already found it. Then the dog we have is the one that was missing. Oh, that's wonderful. Thank you. Goodbye. Mommy, is that mean we can see our dog? Yes, and when daddy gets to the studio, they'll send him right back with it. That's wonderful. Man, it's gonna make your daddy happy, too. You like daddy, don't you, mommy? Like him? Come here, honey. I want to tell you something. A secret, a secret. I've got a little secret. A secret, a secret, a secret. A secret, kind of secret. I'm making photoshoots to every dapper's room, and tell the world about it. In fact, I say I will. If this isn't love, the whole world is crazy. If this isn't love, I'm dapped as a baby. Loans all around, and cows start to roll over. On top of William Chan, with this I cannot grapple. Because, because, you're so adored and zealous. If this isn't love, then when could it stop us? If this isn't love, the heart needs a plumber. I might just get the studio and get this dog off my hands, right? What are you stopping for? Currently, I've been thinking, this is an important dog, and everybody's looking all over for the two guys that stole it. How are we going to prove that we didn't steal it? Nonsense. What are you talking about? All they have to do is look at me, and they can tell. I don't look like the kind of a guy who'd steal anything, do I? I don't know, Curling. To hear you talk, you'd think I looked like the criminal type. You'd think I had a low forehead, a weak chin, and shifty eyes. Now that you mention it... Never mind. Suppose they don't believe us, we can't prove our innocence. Hey, maybe you're right. Hey Frankie, we've got to get rid of it. Look, let's palm it off on somebody else. Okay. This looks like a good neighborhood. Maybe somebody here would like a dog. Okay, but let's hurry and get rid of it. Now look, we'll start at that house right down the street. Hey Frankie, now look, when they come to the door, what am I going to tell them? Just ask them, they'd like a pet. Okay. How do you do, madam? My name is Phil Harris. Do you want a pet? Ah! Hey, that James, you're back to welcome. Oh man. Hey, uh, Frankie, why don't you try the next house? Ah, not me. With my luck, the next house would be Jersey's Joe Walker. But it must be an easier way to get rid of this house. Yeah, but how are you going to... Hey, wait a minute. Why? Hey, look, where? Right there. Right in our last look. There's a park across this street. Let's take the dog over there, tie us to something and leave him there, huh? Come on. Okay. Keep quiet. Oh, quiet. Thanks for playing with him. Hey, Curly. What time do that fence there? Which one? The one that tramp is sleeping on. Come here, Gucci. I'm just tired of this fence. There. Come on, Curly, let's get out of here. Hey, look at him. He's trying to follow us. No, warrior, wait. I got him fired. He'll never get away. Well, hurry. Let's get back to the house and look Frankie. Now, when we get home, tell Alice we returned the dog to the studio. What have you two been? What happened? Well, I tell you, we took the dog and we took him back to the studio. Yeah, they were very grateful for our efforts. You know, fellas, I got news for you. I called the studio and they told me their dog had already been returned. Not only that, the dog you say you left at the studio arrived here five minutes ago. Well, you boys didn't just hide the dog up someplace and leave him, did you? No. Fellas, look in the living room. What do you say? The dog. Yeah, the dog. Hey. Hey, what's that? He's sitting on. He's sitting on a park bench. He dragged it home with him. Where did he get it? Oh, where did he get it? Oh, the president of the studio had a park bench in his office. Didn't he, sir? Hey, Frankie. Uh, we can stop now. What's the matter? I don't think you'll believe that park bench came from the president's office. Why not, crew? The trap's still sleeping on it. This is Alice Faye. As a Christmas gift, the fit company and I want you to have a lovely bottle of curfew. It's alluring, yet sophisticated. Gay, yet mysterious. Now, here's Bill Foreman to tell you how you can get your Christmas gift curfew. This amazing gift is offered tonight only. As a Christmas present from Alice Faye, Fitch offers you a full dram of this romantic new perfume. Its fragrant essential oils are from the world's loveliest blossoms in sunny Italy and the rose gardens of France. It's a perfume you'll want to wear or give us a gift. It would retail for $10 an ounce. Now, Fitch and Alice offer this enchanting perfume in a smart, simulated cut glass bottle. To get yours, send in the top from a Fitch Dandruff Remover Shampoo Carton, your name and address, and $0.10 to help cover mailing costs. Send a Fitch, sales F-I-T-C-H, Des Moines, Iowa. Get your Fitch's Dandruff Remover Shampoo now. Fitch is guaranteed to remove Dandruff with the first application. Remember, this is the only chance to get your gift curfew. Send shampoo carton tops, your name and address, and $0.10 to Fitch Des Moines, Iowa. Offer will not be repeated, good in United States only. Stop the doggy wagon-like slippers all over the house. What's so terrible about that? I'm still in them. The FW Fitch Company again brings you the Fitch Van Wagon with Alice Faye and Phil Harris. This program was directed by Paul Phillips. In today's cast were Mel Blanc and Ali O'Toole. Alice Faye appears for the courtesy of 20th Century Fox. The part of Frankie was played by Elliot Lewis. Perfume from Alice Faye gets Fitch's Dandruff Remover Shampoo now. Mel Shampoo carton tops, your name and address, and $0.10 to Fitch F-I-T-C-H, Des Moines, Iowa. Phil Foreman speaking. NBC, the national broadcasting company.