 Good afternoon Foundation staff. This is Dr. Theron Sherman and today's briefing Our long and merciful Lord help me is the result of our favorite businessman and capitalist the person of interest known only as Dato Before we begin this document does not contain any objectionable material with that out of the way. Let's begin item number scp 3482 classification level to Containment class Euclid Disruption class ecchi risk class caution Special containment procedures all instances of scp 3482 are contained in site 15 Foundation researchers are currently developing a method to counteract and neutralize scp 3482's effects The town of Fellowship is to remain in quarantine under the cover story of an outbreak of a deadly virus Until such time as the countermeasure to scp 3482 has been developed Description scp 3482 refers to 216 promotional posters produced by person of interest Dato for Archibald Garner a Right-wing politician running for mayor of Fellowship Wyoming all instances appeared overnight on September 3rd 2019 in various locations around the town of Fellowship scp 3482 instances possess a memetic properties such that anyone who views an scp 3482 instance will immediately forget the concept of left The full ramifications of these effects have yet to be explored although affected individuals will not suffer panic or confusion due to these effects While the exact numbers are unknown almost all of the 1984 residents of Fellowship seem to be under the effects of scp 3482 Addendum 3482 one the following is an interview with Archibald Garner Conducted by dr. Calvin the research head for scp 3482 begin log Good morning, mr. Garner. I hope you have a very good reason for all this I'll have you know that I have plenty of friends in the federal government. I won't this town be blocked off by a bunch of snobby feds Sir, you're running for mayor in a small town of less than 2,000 and besides I think we both know you're the reason we're here. Oh Really, please enlighten me what think I'm responsible for everyone getting sick doubt. I've shaken everyone's hand here Actually, I do think you're responsible, but it's not from all the hands. You've shaken her babies. You've kissed Dr. Garner pulls out a copy of one of Garner's campaign posters, which has been lightly redacted to nullify its effects Does this look familiar to you? I suppose putting up posters is against the law now. Let me guess King's trying to scare me mid overkill I think I Need you to tell me what you know about these posters and their effects What effects unless these things are radioactive or something. I don't want the feds putting my town under lock and key I'm not with the US government. Mr. Garner and I strongly suggest you cooperate with me here You know impersonating a federal officer is a crime. I'll take my chances Now if you're through I just want to know about these posters You'll have to ask my campaign manager about those I can put you in contact with them Although he's kind of a big deal help get Bush elected, you know We're already investigating your phone and email. Mr. Garner. Are you at all familiar with this dado person beyond their campaign work? I don't know and I don't care about it as long as it gets me what I want Do you have any other information for us? Just one thing I'm gonna win this election. I don't know who you are, but you can't stop me from winning and Log the following note is from dr. Calvin's after report. I don't believe Garner is actually aware of the effects of the posters Dato may have been able to make him immune through a counter meme and since affected individuals don't panic or even notice the change He likely wouldn't see it in other people either signed dr. Calvin a Dendham 348 to 2 the following is a series of text messages found on archable Garner's phone Hello Hello, is this dado? He is spelled dado, but yes, how can dado help you today a Friend show me your advertisement and sent me a link to the website that you're a campaign manager for hire Is this you? dadopoliticshelp.com Yes, dado is a finest quality champagne manager always ready to get you elected Well, you certainly have an impressive resume. Is it really true that you were consulted by George Bush? That seems hard to believe. Oh, yes dado is of working for biggest names in politics like Giorno Bush and mr. Trumpet of Caesar salad. I see Do you have any proof of these claims you see dado have made many posters and stickers and promotional vacuum cleaners If they don't we're lying then government or SCP fondue or other nasty fellows would rest dado for lying in advertisement That was very reputable businessman. Oh, plus dado is charging very cheap You only need Amazon Brian subscription and if you are not winner, then dado would give full refund That seems fair enough Just know that I have lots of powerful friends. If you don't follow through. I'll make you regret it Not to worry. You trust dado that it was never lie except maybe to get bus pass They don't will do poster in town to help you be president of community is what is campaign for? Running against Charles King. He's pretty popular with the town But he's also kind of an idiot when it comes to run of the place standard left-wing idiot Tax increases way too much focus on welfare or all that Basically, I don't want anyone to even think about voting for that leftist Connie Okay, dado will make time not to vote for left easy-peasy Also, dado is certain events for typo in poster as you can see upper case key is broken I'm worried that they might look silly there. Are you sure they'll be okay? You trust dado. Yeah, whatever Just make me win Personnel are investigating the involvement of the person of interest dado the website dado politics help calm is unavailable And the phone number used to contact dado is no longer in service Addendum 34823 Fellowships mayoral election took place on September 7th 2019 Roughly 40% of the town was unable to enter the polls as they would have been forced to eventually take a left turn in order to drive There from their homes of the remaining citizens all of them voted for Charles King as the checkbox to vote for Archibald Garner Was located on the left side of the ballot Idiot All right staff that ends our broadcast use your foundation encrypted YouTube account to like comment subscribe Hit the bell and support our broadcast at patreon.com slash site 42 secure contain protect