 Hi. How are you feeling today? Great. That's just great. This is not my standard greeting, I assure you. I tend toward something a bit more formal, a bit less inquisitive, such as say, Hello. It is, however, the standard greeting here. There is some debate as to the correct response to this salutation. Should one say, I feel good, using feel as a copulative to link the subject, I, to its subjective complement, good? Or should one say, I feel well, modifying with an adverb the subject's state of being? I don't know. I am a professor of 17th century poetry, specializing in the holy sonnets of John Dunn, so I just say fine. Of course it is not very often that I do feel fine. I have been asked, how are you feeling today? While I was throwing up into a plastic wash basin. I have been asked, as I emerged from a four hour operation with a tube in every orifice, how are you feeling today? I am waiting for the moment when someone asks me this question and I am dead. I'm a little sorry I'll miss that.