 Oh, hi! Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I forgot to text you. We don't have that many reservations tonight. Can we do it next week? Oh, great, you're here. So just a reminder, it is background music, so we want to make sure we keep the volume down. So, you know, if we could just... Great. Thanks. I'll back a little bit. Hi, so we've had a couple of complaints about the volume from a few tables. What kind of piano was that? What? Yeah, I thought about getting ignored, but I was just like, you know, man, they're super overrated. Can I sit in on the next tune? Hey, can you play Uptown Funk? You want Uptown Funk on solo piano? Yes. Can my son sit in on the next tune? Can my second cousin twice remove his best friend's uncle's stepnap you sit in on these three tunes three weeks from last Thursday? When? How do you do that? Like play the piano? Well, it takes a lot of years of practicing. But what should I do if I want to do that? Like, right now? Yes. Do you teach lessons? My best friend's nephew would definitely take lessons from you. Yeah, actually, no, I do. Please have them call me. Let me give you my card. Thanks. I'll call you. Okay, okay, great. All right, could you turn down a little more? Thanks. Okay, I'm sorry. Why even have live music? Oh, marketing. Yeah, see, we want to say we have live music because that'll entice people to come through the door, but we'd rather put you in a corner and have nobody be able to hear you because in reality, nobody actually wants to hear live music while they're trying to have a meal.