 Why women should do only fans? Women should do only fans because they can earn a lot of money. I think their family will be absolutely fine if they sit down and have that discussion beforehand. What if they're not okay with it? Then cut them loose. Nah, that's hectic shit. Yeah, maybe not yet. Put like a fucking house over my mouth. Connor, put like a picture of a fucking house. No, put the picture of the number that I was saying over my mouth. Marty just said our address. No, we need to hide that. Otherwise, I'll give out your addresses. You don't even know where I live, bro. Yes, I do. That's a facade. That's a facade address. Do you remember that guy? Nothing but a facade. Oh, fuck. That guy was fucking rock and roll, baby. We got a jam-packed episode. We got a lying segment. We got Matt's dream diary. The great debate returns. Bamboo's all his back. And the voicemail segment we've shortened down a little bit. And guess what? How famous are we segment? We're going to do it fortnightly. So you'll see that again next week. And of course, a fucking prank call that's going to blow your fucking mother's brains out the back of her skull when she shits herself with a fucking shotgun right in her mouth. That's how crazy it's going to be, bro. Speaking of shitting ourselves, it was Matt Brown's birthday over the weekend. And fuck me, 44th birthday here at Great Day. I'm 37. And man, did we have a fucking party here on Sunday? Dude, we did some dangerous shit in between the watching of the U.S. today. That was a cool, chilled day. Yeah, I must admit, I like days like that. It was me, Michael, Matt James. We all just came here, watched the UFC, got a bit high, and then we went and played outside a little bit. And the fights were really good. Yeah, and James nearly killed himself by shooting. Oh, my God. It was literally a meter away from hitting him. Not even that. Like I was standing right there half a foot from James. It was terrifying. Oh, he couldn't see. Yeah. That's why I was like this. I was like, oh, my God, we nearly lost the friend. But the tree did stop it from going, reaching like maximum velocity. Stupidly, that was an actual arrow. I didn't take the tip off. So it would have just gone straight through him. Yeah. Sorry about that. That's okay. How was your birthday? What did you get and what happened to you? No, I had a good birthday. I'll start with work. Oh, no, everyone at Wholesome were fucking legends, especially my mate Molly. She like went above and beyond for my birthday. I think she wants to holy shit. You did nothing. You cut that out. No, because I don't want that on there. Molly chambers. But no, she went above and beyond. And she can't have that on there. Leave the laughter in though. Yeah, leave the laughing. We really can't have that. Because she watches. Yeah. They have a shoulder. Molly. Molly Meldrum. And everyone at Wholesome were above and beyond they decorated my desk and they got me a little card. They have the same sense of humor on their own. Does everyone at your work, just to be clear. Your dress up. They printed off photos. I saw that. So everyone in the office now knows that show you Every now and then, somebody will make a comment to me and it's like some of the- You fucking cunt, they'll say that. Like some of the bloke, he blokes you like, oh yeah, you look like you had a fun weekend when I post something. And it'll be a picture of me on the set. And yeah, you can just tell that they're like, not sure what's going on there. Matt Brown is on 9,900 followers, by the way, guys. So if you want to get these, and he's been stressing me, pulling me aside Marty, I'm so close, please, can you please? Please just help me, help me, help me, please, help me. So guys, let's get Matt to 10K and follow him at Matt Brown, 1111, four number ones, all right. Get him to that 10K mark so we can start fucking doing some promo for wholesome and shit, man. Because man, they've been relying on that. Would you say at wholesome, they are quite wholesome? No. Oh, okay. And also, would you take one of the ones out from your Instagram tag if you could? So it's three is a better number than four. No, I want four ones over three. There you go. It's either no ones or four. Four's too famous now. Have you seen people who make jokes and then they add four ones in the end? I can tell that's a stab at my Instagram because you guys said it was a shit name. All 9,900 of them. So yeah, Matt, he's burnt down the weekend. And now we just played a bit of golf, didn't we? Oh, man, played some bad, bad golf. Yeah, I played really, really badly too. It was off-puttingly bad. It was like not at a level where I just wasn't enjoying it. So I just had to have a couple of holes off every now and then. But the wee cookies were nice. He just kind of chilled and it was really nice course, Pine Rivers. So you just kind of lie there and watch the highness, you know? Yeah, shout out to Troy from Pine Rivers, legend. Yeah, yeah, bloody oath. Troy had a couple of yarns, didn't he? One or two or three or four or five or six or seven or eight or nine or ten yarns. We've got two hours free at the golf simulator. Yeah, he's given us two hours free at the golf simulator. Hour of chat, hour of golf. Exactly right, mate. So yeah, fucking good weekend all around. And here we are. We filmed some fucking bangers last week. Three website videos, trolley curling, bloody. Oh, my God. The like trying to solve world first. That was a fucked one. Yeah, that was a different one. That was so funny. What was the third one? We fucking something to do with genders. No, no, no, that wasn't last week. Locky was here to film and it was, um, what do we film? Oh, what about the heckers checkers? Oh, yeah, we filmed fucking heckers checkers. So website members, if you know, torture chess, this is kind of like that, except there's bongs involved and it gets fucking and I've been pretty funny. I think it's hard to tell when you stoned out of your mind. Also, one amazing thing we're doing. We are doing a $50,000 giveaway on our website. OK, this is not like $50,000. This is the biggest giveaway we've ever done. All the money you website members give us. We're very grateful for and we're going to give some of it back to one person. All you have to do is be signed up to the website to be in the running. So Matt's not currently, you can't win. You can't win 50 grand if you ever had 50 grand in your life. That is life changing. Yeah, that is where like you could buy a house. We thought about we thought about this, right? And we're like, let's let's make it an amount of money. This is a big gamble. We aren't like Michael. Michael is we went back and forth on this. OK, this is this was not an easy decision. $50,000 is still a lot of money to us. OK, but that's what we're doing. We're going to give it back to one of our website members. So if you want to sign up and be in the running for it, all you got to do is just be signed up. Even if you're in the 21 day free trial when the winner is announced, you are still in the running. OK, so all you got to sign up link is in the fucking bio. 50 grand, Matt, what would you do with $50,000? Sorry, what would you do? Basketball cards. No, that'd be towards a house. Really? Yeah. It's a deposit for a house. So basically we are buying you a house. That's what we do here. Half of Bitcoin. No, that's sorry. I'm sorry. I guess we're giving you half of Bitcoin. Yeah. But what would you do? If you saw most of that, say it again. Please don't. A little bit. That cookie hit far too early. I put it towards a house. What sort of house? One with a roof. Wow. But doesn't leak. That'd be cool. So can I sign up and win that technically? Yeah, you could. But to be honest, like I thought about this. I imagine if because we have this program that picks it. Yeah. So imagine if you know the email that I'm signed up with to our website. Imagine if that one. And then we look at if I if I genuinely paid myself. Look, everyone, I win the money. That reminds me of a draw we did once. Oh, yeah. And you were picking out the name, saying it before it came out. We did a fucking for charity. We did a giveaway. It was so cringe. We did we had and all the names individually written on little pieces of paper. There's thousands of them in this spinning thing. And as we're putting the names in, I just picked one out and read it. This person is going to win. Throw it in. We just spin the thing, spin the thing, pull it out. And then that person fucking won. So it fully looked like we'd rigged it because I fucking called it. It's like one in a two thousand chance. Yeah, dude. And then we looked like assholes. It looked like we'd rigged it at a charity event. And so we had to we had to rip that up and do the whole thing again. And I didn't know that we did. We did give it to that guy a lot about that. I'm pretty sure that we're like, oh, let's just see. And we picked out another one and it was him again. He had multiple in there. Really? Yeah. I made. No, I made that up. OK, thank you. So what a boring end to that story. I'm just lying. Speaking about lying, let's get into the sponsors. Oh, yes. Now this they're doing a one time offer. You're promoting your health and you're also they're going to give away fifty thousand dollars. Who is a G1? Really? I haven't heard about this. That's a lie. All right, everyone, listen up. Do you is someone, you know, dead? Yeah. Well, there's probably a good chance that they won't take an age one. Am I right? Was the dead person, you know, taken a G1? There you go. Proofs in the pudding. So if you are like if you are living and you want to stay living, go to age one. OK, use our discount code fully actual. That gives you this health powder with seventy five vital nutrients and minerals in it that you cannot get from a diet. Baby, how are you going to get you from a diet? Baby, that's it. You're going to die if you don't have a go to age one fully actual. I just can't get free travel pack, baby. G1. It's a subscription. It rocks up your front door every month. They have one a day, baby. It's going to add years to your life, bitch. Yes. Hey, yeah. Look at all of us. Also, $50,000 giveaway from them. Maybe that might Michael might be confusing that with the $50,000 we're giving away. So that it's all a bit of confusion there. But it's the link in our buyer. OK, click the link in the description. Go to age one and have a look for your fucking self, baby. There's so many people. The word about age one spreading around like a virus, bro. Like a herpes sore on your fucking big. I have it two times a day now. That's too much. You could die. I'm just kidding, everyone. Well, do you have cold sores twice a day? No, no, age one before boxing and then before a workout. I don't think you're meant to have more than two doses. I read the packet like you can. I swear, it's definitely. I have to start having 10. Yeah, I'll start having 10 packets a day. I'll say what happens. Anyway, there you go, guys. Go and have a bloody look at and bloody look after yourself out there because God knows that it's out there to fuck you up. Everything you fucking look at here to kill you free to fucking get sort yourself before you get a G one. That should be the tagline. Sort yourself before you get. Seriously, though, food these days, you can't buy a fucking thing without shit. Dude, even like bread vegetables, pesticide. Dude, look at like bread now. Like I saw this the other day, too. You know, if you buy blackberries, fully put me off berries in general. Now you buy blackberries, non-organic ones. And if you juice those blackberries, you could use that juice to spray the next crop of blackberries as pesticides. That's how much they absorb the pesticides. You bastard. Yeah, I don't. Well, I'll never help you. I've had so many back. Dude, so have I. So have I, but I'll stop now. I hope from that's OK. Yeah, I know. But like it's like trip. Yeah, it's OK. I did hear from James's mum if you if you dilute them in baking soda and water, that it's the best way to get rid of it. But fuck doing that every time. It is. I know. And then they taste like cake, bro. It is a lot of work, but cake is good. Anyway, fucking there you go. Look after yourself. Yeah. Ag1 is very, very fucking good for you. Speaking of being very fucking good for you, shoot, well, I don't even I don't even know if if you haven't gone to manscape.com yet and had a look at their products. Seriously, like from the bottom of my heart, fuck you. Fuck you for not even having a look. We've spoken about this at length, how you can start to look after yourself. Fuck you. You sit there and you listen for fucking free every week and you don't even go and have a look. The link is in the description. Oh, it's too expensive. OK, we'll have 20 percent off. How's that for the actual 20 20 percent off? I've sliced that off for you. What's a call fifth of your body was cut off. It'd be a substantial amount. So one fifth of the price is gone. And that's on us. We'll take that. We'll take that cost and we'll eat it. So get on manscape.com. Have a look at all their shit. OK, I'm sure there's something in there for you as you reach your thirties, you know, his head start to grow. Some come down and start tickling my fucking moustache. Now, I think for that, you show it in your nose. Oh, God, so nice. It's clear for Coke, too. 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And all the sweat from sport starts to stick to it. So you get like compact dead skin cells in the base of your body. They twist together to form matted hair, kind of fucking dreadlock. Yeah. And not dreadlock. And sometimes you don't wipe your ass properly and you wipe sort of backwards to forwards. And then the shit gets all in the hair of your book. That never happened to anyone. That's never happened to anyone. What's wrong with your ass? Manscaped fully actual 20 for 20 percent off. That's never happened to anyone. It's also for women out there with huge, huge tits. Hairy one for a huge breasted lady. All jump on manscaped. No, I think. Man, I think they do. I think they do cater to all tit sizes, but huge, massive breasts. Hairy ones. Yeah, they are preferred. So anyway, there you go. Look, that's that's manscaped for you. So also for women. Let's move on. Let's have a quick bomb break, actually. A fucking big, hard bomb break. A fucking big, hard bomb break. And we'll be right back with the lying segment. Matt's dream diary in the great debate. That's right, Michael, which means it's time for the lying segment, everybody. A segment that we don't plan beforehand. We're going to discuss now which friend we're going to call and who we're going to lie to, Emile. I'll do James. We'll say we're going to cancel bamboozled for today and he's just finished preparing. And I can't I can't I couldn't even I couldn't even bear to hear his response to that. It would break my heart so much. Shut up. I know we're calling Ryan and light of Ryan. What could we say to Ryan? Tell him that we're not doing the podcast. Let's I've got it. Let's tell him, hey, dude, just let you know you can have an early mark today. No, we don't know that you get to leave like two an hour and a half before he normally wait. But then we say, sorry, mate, we're just lying and you've got to stay for the rest of the day and we see his reaction. Let's call him. Oh, man, this is hard. I'm torn or torn in harm. What about you? You say, hey, what are you doing tonight? There's a worms tournament on in the city. He would know that's a lie. OK, but like I like where you go. Oh, we could do. No, that's too mean. I can't lie about worms stuff. Worm stuff is very important. Oh, I was going to say, imagine if I said, hey, we're all I just heard what he said. What about you? What about look, we haven't you say, trading cards are dumb. Fuck you. You don't. You've never been top ten at something in the world. That's fair. That's fair. He's Michael's good at his shit hobby. Hey, what are you saying? I'm not. No, no, you're getting up there. Are you going to? You're going to marry. He doesn't take skill. It's just buy, see if you get a good thing. Buy, see if you get it. Yours and take skill either. Mate, let's look at our board. If I spent as many hours of you have on there, easy. No, no, there's no skill to it. My yeah, you're our match play even. I'll give you $50. I'll give you $50. I'll let you. I won't train for a year and you can play all year and catch up and then I'll play you and I guarantee I'll be your worms. I will beat you. Oh, you can't play for a year. You wouldn't be able to do that. Yeah. No, that's my whole point. I want him to shake hands. So we don't have to put up with that fucking worms for a year. OK, look, I'd pay 50 K. And worms is very important. Look, we're off topic. We need to think of someone alive. I guess I get scared about that Ryan's such a young, he's such a friendly, nice boy. Yeah, I guess so trusty, right? He's going to probably be editing or looking at this like through. It's like, like, I think back in like, remember when we were coaching, if someone said, you can go home early, dude, I would be just immediately filled with such joy. That's what I mean. It's like it's the it's the greater risk. Like, oh, it's the sacrifice in any joke. Someone has to be sacrificed. If you call it, OK, I'll do it. I'm sorry, Ryan. Watch your feet. They didn't just I'm sorry. He's going to know it's a play. I'm I'm thinking he's going to. All right, he's going to know it's a lie. All right, guys. So what we're doing and why wouldn't you just walk out there and tell him? Yeah, exactly. What's the reason? We'll just say we're we're just we're just planning the podcast. Well, it turns out like you can go home early today. We won't be. But don't make it sound like he's fired or anything. We won't be needing you anymore. We could lie and say, oh, my God, no way. I'm afraid we're going to let you go. Oh, I can't even do that to you, right. But we're going to make it out that you think that you're going home early right now and you're not. I'm sorry. Yeah, maybe we can just say maybe just call him back. I like we're finishing up early today. Yeah, we're just OK. Yeah, that's good. Here we go. We're finishing up early. Here we go. Hey, dude. Hey, dude, how's it going? Yeah, good. We're just finishing up now, dude. And we just got to do the prank call. But I reckon if you want, man, you're sweet to have an early mark today. Oh, really? Yeah, fully, dude. All right, sweet. Oh, my God. You're here to fight. He sounded so important. Like you guys only just started. You're here to fight. I couldn't lie for too long with you, dude. I felt too mean. I felt too mean. Seeing Michael's face. I guess I'll just go kill myself. But yeah, dude, we still got time here. I'm sorry. But, yeah, for a moment, did you think you were going home? Yeah, I did a bit of it. It sort of sounds like I'm in a microphone right now. Oh, true. So you sort of. But there you go. Sorry to didn't thank you. Yeah, sorry. No, no, that's OK. See you, dude. We'll let you get back to work. Yeah, you get back to work. Oh, watching Michael's face as each line came out. He was struggling. I was like, oh, my God. Yeah, dude, like, yeah, it was just it was hard to do. This is fucked. You know, watching you lie to Ryan, you struggled knowing that you couldn't lie to James like you're like, no, I couldn't do that. But Matt, you would fuck with me in this instant. Oh, I don't know. Fucking instant. No, there is no excuse. No, you're right. I want to talk to you. I'm a lesser friend. No, I want to talk to you about these. I have had that thought. Like, why why is it funnier to me when when certain friends get hurt? Like when Michael fucks something up, I don't know why it's just fucking hilarious to me when you fuck something up or something bad happens. It's just fucking hilarious. But James is just such a shining beacon of like hope and joy and positivity that I don't know. I don't know. It just it hurts me to see something so pure. Something bad happened to something. You should have that attitude to all human beings. No, because none of us. None of us are anywhere near as pure as James and you know that. Oh, yeah. Well, I agree. But that's my reason you should still hurt him. Have you seen Aquaman? He's like that. Yeah. He's like one of the Aquaman, the the entourage version. Yeah. Anyway. Well, if you haven't fucking if you need some cash, bro, we're giving away, by the way, we're just about to do Matt's dream diary. OK, we don't even have a fucking jingle for this thing right now. OK, that's how special and rare this is. And what else is special and rare? 50 grand in your fucking pocket. If you want a chance to win 50 grand, we have to have biggest ever giveaway on the website. We're going to do a sign up. If you sign up as a regular member, you're one entry into winning. If you sign up as a premium member, you get 10 entries. 10 10 entries as to win the 50 K. So if you're a premium member right now, you've just earned yourself 10 entries. If you're a regular member and you haven't like you're listening, you're a regular member, even if you're on the 21 day free trial, you have one entry to win $50,000. That is life check. That's a whole new life. That's like a whole new world work. That's the most money that's ever been given away ever. And it's hard for us to like this is risky for us. Like if this doesn't pay off, we're it's going to take like months and months to recoup these losses. OK, so we're just we're fucking idiots. We're dumb fucking stupid peers. But we want to see one of you guys. One of you guys who pays our way and supports us, get 50 fucking grant. So it's our way of giving back, paying it forward if you be. And also, we're going to fly you out here and you're going to live with Matt for three months. You don't have to do that last bit. But if you want to, you can. It's probably a lie, guys. I would watch out for that one. But the 50 K is not a lie. Really, really want to come and live here with me. If she I guess, you know, it'd be painful. It'd be higher. Would you have someone live here? Would you have? Yes, the winner live here for three months if we paid you two grand. Yeah. What do you get? We should just get the peak. The most obnoxious and personal. And I'll tell you why I said yes, because you've stipulated no rules. And I will just go said, Jenner's while they annoy you while you do your workday. Boom, self high five. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, that was pretty, that was pretty, pretty. All right, anyway, on to Matt's dream diary. This is where Matt writes down the dreams that he has. They're so confusing and strange. He doesn't get them. He doesn't get it. So he quickly writes them down when he has them so that someone out there might be able to fucking work out what these mean because no one knows. And they're weird and scary and Matt's worried. His girlfriend's crying. He's got a girlfriend now. It's sexy. One night in Bangkok and the world's your sexy dreams. All right, this is Matt's most recent dream. It was time for my weekly appointment with my therapist named Grotch. I was keen and anxious to tell her about my latest dreams. Grotch was also always great at analysing my dreams and relating them to the huge number of mental illnesses and conditions I have. I'd known her for years and consider one of the few people in my life I could actually trust Grotch saved my life. Dr. Grotch, we'll see you now, Matt, said the receptionist. Thank you. I smiled nervously and went into Grotch's office. Morning, Dr. Grotch. Please, Matt, just call me Grotch. Sorry, Grotch. Dr. Grotch just comes to naturally just Grotch for you. Dr. Grotch for other patients, but Grotch just for you. Grotch, it is Grotch. Grotch had a way of making me feel comfortable and at home. I felt safe telling Grotch anything. So anyway, Matt, what's been on your mind? Yeah, well, as you know, my dreams have been very incredibly vivid and real, but also terrifying and confusing lately. And I've noticed a pattern in the last few. Matt, that's actually good news. If there's a pattern, that means it's easier to identify a cause. So what is the trigger in your dreams lately? Well, to be honest, it's kind of strange. Grotch lowers her no pattern pen and leans forward. Matt, it's me, Grotch. You can tell me anything. I felt silly for even hesitating. I knew Grotch would understand. OK, well, I've been having these nightmares where it's like a normal dream. But then I end up always having Down syndrome. Even if having Down syndrome isn't relevant to the storyline. Like a few weeks ago, I was a cockroach and for no reason at all at the end of the dream, I find that I have Down syndrome. I glance up and see Grotch. She looks a bit different. She's biting her bottom lip and she was going red in the face. Grotch, are you OK? Grotch nods, but doesn't speak. I give her a second and just decide to continue. And yeah, there was another dream where I where I had Down syndrome as a baby and so my mother rejected me. I look up in shock. Grotch was fighting back laughter. What do you want? You think this is funny? Grotch, Grotch burst out laughing. She laughed hysterically and was rolling around her chair as she struggled to breathe. I'd never seen anyone laugh so hard. I was heartbroken. How can Grotch of all people be reacting like this? She's openly laughing at me. Grotch, please help me understand what this means. Grotch's body is still spasmed with laughter, but she managed to point to a table in the corner of the room. I couldn't see anything obvious, so I stand and walk toward what she's pointing at. There's nothing on the table except a small handheld mirror. I pick it up. Surely this can't be what she's pointing at. Is it this Grotch? Grotch still doubled over in laughter and isn't even trying to muffle her laughter. She was laughing loudly and uncontrollably. She's laughing so hard, she still can't talk, but she nods at my question. I look at her confused and then I turn and look at the handheld mirror. I see my reflection. What the fuck? No, it can't be. I have fucking down syndrome. I touch at my face to see if it's real and it is. Everything on my face has just kind of moved in a bit closer together and I had a full blown down syndrome. I look up at Grotch and she's laughing even louder now. I look back down at my down syndrome reflection and feel myself start to shake with panic and despair. Why? Why is this happening to me, Grotch? Click and then I wake up from my nightmare. What the fuck is happening to me? That was way too real. Why do I keep dreaming about having down syndrome? And why was it a wet dream? Oh, man. I knew where it was going and I got excited. Oh, Grotch. Holy shit. I don't know what's going on here, Matt, but yeah, I think maybe talk to someone. It's like the dream's kind of like your subconscious telling you you need to talk to someone about this. Zoom in on Matt's face right now and see if you can tell what he's thinking because I can. He's nervous. He's thinking about how how others will perceive this. He's scared about his dream out there being out there in the real world, knowing that people will judge him for the thoughts that he's having. And he's scared. He's dead scared. He doesn't even want to make a sound right now. Anyway, let's move on. The great debate between me. This is the great debate. Yeah, that's good. All right, guys, as you know, a quick bomb break before this, I just need a quick. That's all to look at himself in the mirror because he's worried that he's got down syndrome. He has to quickly go and check every fucking hour or so. Oh, and we're back. And like we played the jingle of the song before, this is the great debate. This is where I give the boys a very controversial topic. And one will argue for that argument and one must argue against that argument. Do we have a controversy? Do we have controversy last time we did? Yeah, by by the. Yeah, yes, but don't measure our views because it's not our views. It's our skills at debating because we might get the pro and we're con and we might be at the con and we're actually pro. Yeah, so guys, just important to remember, if you're triggered easily or offended easily, this is not the segment for you. Skip ahead. This isn't the world for you. The boys are trying to win a debate here. These are not their actual opinions on these subjects. OK, remember that. Do not take this out of context. These boys are just want to win. They don't care about the things that they say. It's they don't think it. All right. We're very. Man, it didn't really actually sound anything like this song. I hear in my hand, I have the arguments for and against them. We'll pick a hand and then whatever hand they pick is what they will be. Good luck today, mate, is what they will be fucking arguing for. All right. So paper says rock to see who gets to pick which hand. This is paper rock. I was both paper. It's so. This is paper rock. Shit. Shit. Oh, shit. How are you? I don't really give me much advantage, does it? No, not really. Which hand you want this one? I got what I wanted. Do you know what's in this? So the argument, we don't know what the argument is. To be able to get exactly. All right. So Michael is against this argument. And that is all these arguments. I already know. I already know it's bad because of Marty's little four. No, I put that fucking one tree in his box set away. Today's discussion is women. Should all do only fans? All women? Yes. All women should do only fans. Oh, sorry. So your four only fans, Michael's against only fans. So it makes sense, everyone. So all women should do. Oh, sorry. Sorry. You're saying women should your it's good that women do only fans. So it doesn't all women have to. Yeah, sorry. Women should let me rephrase women should be that it should be completely fine and not taboo for any woman to want to do only fans. And Michael's arguing against that. All right. The four gets to go first. So Matt, I'll give you your minute and a half. Starting in three, two, one. You give me like 30 seconds to prepare. Yeah, that's right, baby. Two minutes. That's the aim of the game. Maybe. All right. Come on. This this is your bread and butter. You know, it's not. It is. You love only fans. How many you subscribe to 15, 16? Never. Come on. A 20 seconds gone. No, don't start me again. We haven't started yet. Start me again. How do you? OK, are you ready? This is not how the rules are meant to be played. How dare you? How dare you? Three, two, one, go. Why women should do only fans? Women should do only fans because they can earn a lot of money doing only fans. Are there any cons to doing in your opinion? Now, there may be what some people would call cons, but I don't think so. I think if they have a mature, you know, mindset towards every con that comes up them, I think they'll be fine. What about their family? I think their family will be absolutely fine if they sit down and have that discussion beforehand. What if they're not OK with it? What if their father, her father, cut them loose? You are a woman. Your body is your body and you should do it with it whatever you want. And if only fans is the way that you're going to make a living and make a lot of money so you can support yourself and maybe your family as well, I think it is all your choice. So you're saying that they should support the family as well? If they're 100 percent, do you think it affects their family if they do only fans? No. Why? Because, like I said, if you sit down and have that conversation, explain why you're doing it and the benefit and the benefits that you get from it, it shouldn't affect them. Financial benefit. Yeah, the financial benefit vastly outweighs the effects that it has. What if they have a son and the son, the friend brings a picture of the son of the mum naked to school and says, hey, look at this. This is not she's going to sit him down. Don't worry, son. Once you're 18, you're going to fuck chicks on only fans. And time three, two, one, begin. OK, first point. With only fans, I'm pretty sure as a company, they would take, let's say, 20, possibly 30 percent. If they're a really bad company, like certain companies, I know they might take 50 percent. Now, as a person using that platform, preferably I would say women use it. Now, you could either be smart and make one third to half of your money more and start your own website and do whatever you need be on that website, as opposed to using the platform only fans where, look, I think you should maybe try and make more money and post elsewhere. So you're saying only fans is a bad business decision, but there's nothing wrong morally with doing only fans. Look, I'm saying I'm not saying I'm for. I'm saying don't use it. Well, the argument was not to use only fans and I don't think they should be using only fans. OK, well, what about the good shit? Why do you think ethically it's wrong? OK, ethically. Look, well, look, I'm just going to say if there were three angels in front of me, I'm not saying you're not an angel if you don't use if you if you are the angel that does only fans. But if there was another angel that was a doctor and another angel that was a lawyer that did good shit, I'd definitely hang out and say that those well, it's more fulfilling. It's more fulfilling with those those sort of angels. So you're saying only fans is not fulfilling. It's definitely not as fulfilling as, say, saving a life. Or helping a lot like they could physically create life. If you don't use protection anyway. How I expected better, Michael, I expected better. That was disgusting. I made an argument and I sold it. I said, do not use only fans. And I also said hit my clock and shut him up three to one. You got a minute. Well, your first argument of percentages that should take 20 percent. So you maybe should do some fucking research. You said 30. I said 20 to 30. So I was right. You said 30. Anyway, we can go back. I was right. Anyway, look it up maybe before you make that argument. I went 20 to 30 to possibly talking extra 10 seconds. Go. Also, fulfillment. Are you telling me you are not getting fulfilled making that content? Full, you're a fool. I only a fool would think that you are not getting. It's like getting another 10 seconds. Take a point anyway. So you're saying it is fulfilling. It's filling or fulfilling? It's both. So you're saying it's fulfilling? Yes, indeed. All right. Anything else? How can you elaborate on that for me? No, Michael, Michael, I will take a point if you speak. How can you not three times? He's provoking conversation. He is. I said he's wasting my time. But you could waste your time by signing up to an only fans now. So you're saying it's a waste of time? No, I'm saying you could waste your time by signing up to only fans. Yeah, I'll let you know what I've won. What the fuck? You're in such a strong position to your life. I thought I was in such a strong position. I could just go with whatever I want. I could just have one stab. I could just have a bat. Whatever I want. It's good to do only fans, but it's a waste of time. Oh, I will fuck. OK, last one. What do you got? Here we are, Michael. Three, two, one, go. All right. Going to a person that chose the lawyer path. You just sold your own case out, buddy. Case in point. Sorry, I'm very confused. Can you explain that? OK, I was trying to say that as a woman who's decided to become a lawyer, my lawyer just told me, called me up and said, you just lost that court case, brother. Why? I don't know. What the fuck? So your argument for why women shouldn't do only fans is because your lawyer has called you and said that there's no case. That's what I think I was getting at, dude. Turn anything down, you got 20 seconds. OK, you helped me out with your argument and my argument was right. How? Because the lawyer said, the lawyer called me up. No, look, basically. No, is that he's done? That's got to be 20 seconds. Don't make more money. Start your own. Wait, wait, Michael. OK, so Michael's rebuttal was that his lawyer called in and said that there's no case or something and that's why girls shouldn't do only fans. Yeah, it doesn't really make sense, does it? Look, look, that was a... No, I put it there. That that was that was fucking shit from both of you. OK, that was both very shit, but Michael's was just slightly shitter because his rebuttal had nothing to do with anything. Matt gave you a gave you a chance with the finishing of his rebuttal, but you've you've knocked on. You've you've he's passed you the 40 and you've knocked on. Yeah, holy shit, I fully do. Knocked on. I thought it would be a good, like, you know, when you're trying to explain something by saying a metaphor. Yeah, good metaphor. But now that that none of us understood that. So there you go, guys. So let me let us know in the comments do you think only fans is good or bad? Yeah, seriously, bro. And why are you there? Sign up to that. Subscribe on, bro. Fucking smash it. Sign up to our only fans, which is our own website, the university of Michael dot com. Yeah, we've I think we've plugged that enough. Sorry. But yeah, go on. Next sign up. The next clown. All right, guys, we're going to have and yet another bomb break. Sorry about all the bomb breaks. Good because we need to get bamboos. All right, we need James to help set up bamboozled. So we will be right back with bamboozled. Maybe go and check if you've got down syndrome, Brown. Brown syndrome down. Down syndrome, Brown. Maybe that's a good shirt. Brown. Brown syndrome. Is that a good shirt? Brown. All right, my Brown hit it. It's bamboozled. Oh, yeah. Ready, three, two, one. No, no, not me. No, not again. Please. Yeah. I'm so confused. I can't see. You've been bamboozled, bitch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Check it. I say you've been bamboozled, bitch. Not me. Not me. Not me. Oh, I still got to learn it properly. That's very good. We have James here, who's hello, James. He's set up bamboozled. Sorry. And what do we got? I don't even need to introduce it to you because I made like a video. Connor, roll that shit. I'm going to inject one of these three lollies with this hot sauce. If you're a website member, you would have seen Michael have a very small amount of this hot sauce the other day and nearly die. Oh, fuck you. Fuck you with this, dude. So I'm literally pushing the middle of this lollie out. I'm going to fill that with hot sauce and then I'll plug it back up with the same white stuff. So one of these will be a fucked up spicy lolly for the boys to eat. No. Yeah. No, not me. Not me. Not me. Yeah, it's that, it's that de-bomb shit, you know? Oh, my God. No, I'm sorry. But it has to entertain the rings. Okay, there's only 33% chance, okay? If you're optimistic about this. Look, I can't do this. I'm so fucking over chilly, dude. Dude, chilly is so shit. Just have a bite of it and then just see what happens. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, James is taking over. All the fucking in the gob and chewing and chewing and... Man, this is real hard. Best part is I've literally... Oh, sorry. I've literally forgotten which one it is. I've done that good a job. They all look the fucking same. I've made that I squished the ends on all of them because otherwise it would have been too easy to tell which was which. I'm very, very, very sad. There's a 67% chance you're not going to get it. That's not high to me. Who would like to go first? I will go first. I will go second. Wait, are you going first? I am scared. Wait, wait, wait, wait, should we all just... Oh, hang on, how do we do this? Be quiet at the same time because you're just... Yeah, because we're all just not... Wait, because we're all going to go for the same ones. We should all pick. You can either put one finger in, two finger in, or three finger. This is one, two, three. Let's see if we all just decide ourselves. Three, two, one. Three, two, one. We all chose two. That's so ridiculous. Fuck it, I'll pick one. I'll pick one. I want two. I don't want three. I have a feeling I'll take three, then. Fuck it. Let's just get crazy. Wait, we're going one at a time, so one gets to go first, right? No, no, no, are we all eat together? And look at each other. They're going to be the glory. Oh, shit, baby. I should have put chili in all three. Oh, that would have been the prank. That would have been great. That would have ended the podcast. OK, here we go. Ready on three. Oh, one, two, three, three. You got to eat it. You got what the fuck is this? Oh, you got to fucking eat it. Is it that bad? Yeah, that's right. I do have memories. Make sure you do it in the mic. People need to hear your pain. All right, holy shit. Did you know what happened there? Now, wait, mate, put your phone who do you reckon had it? Three, two, one, point, two. You think you had it was bamboozled? You sick fuck. I have a confession. I realized when I grabbed mine that I had it. So then I went to offer mats and I swapped them myself. Bang, you were bamboozled. Not only once, but twice. Wait, so which one was the fucking one? The fucked one was this one. So I would have had that. No, sorry. Which one did I grab originally? The second one. Yeah. Yeah, the second one was fucked. Why did you want the second one then? When we said, well, which one do you want? I didn't know. I only knew when I. I knew when I grabbed. That's so much fucking pain. He's been bamboozled, bitch. We've been so going to be trying to hold it together for a while. Oh, my God. Yeah, no, when I went to grab mine, when I was getting it, that's when I saw it was fucked. Well, how did it look fucked to you? It just looked a bit different and a bit felt moist. Yeah, I could not tell. You know, I said, Matt, it's definitely we've broken the holy shit. If that. Oh, I can hear it. Yeah, that was fucked. Jesus going, you've been bamboozled, baby. Oh, man, James goes hard on these fucking shit. If it's one of us, we would have at least tried to hold it together, but it's very that is like insanely hot. That shit fucks you up. You but it's basically liquid pepper spray for your mouth. It's fucked. Matt's going to be gone for a while. Yeah, he's out. He looked and he had a couple bites of it. And it was soaked on his tongue, a nibble of it. Man, imagine swallowing that. I was considering doing like a tablet. And then just, but then I was like, I bet you my insides will burn a hole in them or something. Yeah, fuck. But anyway, so that is bamboozled, guys. Let us know what you think about it and shit like that. And if you have any suggestions for bamboozled shit, fucking drop that shit in the comments. Probably we love reading that shit. So it's like, please leave lots of comments and lots of likes. All right, please. While Matt's not here, let's agree to this. If this podcast gets 700 likes, we both next week or after this comes out. So in two weeks, we both slap him on the thigh. On the knees and don't tell him why. No, not because he might have fucked knees, but on the thigh, on the thigh, each of us, we can't explain why. Yeah, if this podcast gets 700 likes, just while he's out, he's out like at the front with a hose in his mouth, pretty sure. Yeah. So in two weeks, so you hear this, right? And if this gets 700 in two weeks time, then slap it, he slap. Make that. So yeah, during the podcast, you'll do one and then I'll do one. And we can't explain it. But he's just like, OK, are you OK? Are you all right? He's got a spit towel. He's got a spit towel now. So you reckon would you say you're 90 percent sure that you got it? What? What? What? What did you feel immediately? What did you feel? It was like, you know, when you bite into apples, no, like fire. Something's got like a liquid explosion in your mouth. Oh, you know what? What food has that put that in there like that? I don't know. Maybe in. Fucking good. She like all my lips are fucked. Like, how did he do that? I realized I could not tell the difference. No, I could. I saw something was up with that one, so I quickly grabbed his one. I'll give it to you anyway. Let's move on, right? Let's move on to a segment that we are doing fortnightly moving forwards. OK, let's do the voicemail segment, everybody. Hit it, Brown. Hit it, Brown. Come on, Brown. Hit it, Brown. Come on, Brown. Ringing. Oh, shit. The phone. All right. So this is a segment where you guys call zero four six six six zero two three oh three. Yeah, that's right. And you guys leave us voicemails, text, Sandmat pitches of yourself, all sorts of shit. Just fucking tell us stories. As long as they're not too long winded, we might be able to play some. OK, so we thank you for all of the stories we've been getting. Some are like four minutes long, so we can't play them. All right, we've noticed the retention drops a bit during this segment. So we've got to try and shorten it up a bit. So please continue to send those through. Know that we will hear them, but they can only make it onto the podcast if they're a little bit shorter, isn't that right, Flayda? OK, do you want me to hook this up to the Bluetooth? Oh, Ringing. Are you OK, Matt? That's my fucking lips are burning. His other lips. What are you doing? You pussy lips. Now, look, this is just someone's theory about what Matt's journal could actually be. He's dream diary. Oh, this is cool. Yeah, I think I've figured out Matt's dream journal. I don't think it's a dream journal. I think the Psychopath has a quick personality and at night it turns into his alter ego. And that journal is just a diary that is alter ego right about the things that Matt does during the day. I don't think Matt even sleeps. He's always awake between him and his alter ego. I fucking love that. That's just always awake. And his alter ego has down syndrome. Well, the boy's trip, he didn't sleep. So, there you go. He just sits on a couch like that. No TV on, nothing, no lights are on. He just sits exactly like that. He's awake all night. Chilly. With a wig on and shit. Then he just gets up and goes to work anyway. Now, this one is from the archives of fully actual back in the early days. You should remember and we all should know this is one of the OGs. We all love him, but there was a man. I'm not going to tell you the name yet. There's a man and this is the origin of that man and he has gone missing for a while, but he's back. And this is his message. Hello, everyone. This is Donut Films, also known as the man who sent my foot skin to your podcast about three years ago. This is your arm too. I've been a lot of other things, but I just want to come on here and tell everyone the truth and confirm some things. So, three years back, Matthew Brown started a rumor saying that I sent in my semen. That is completely false. I have never sent any cum. That was someone else, not me. So, fuck you Matt and fuck you Connor. A lot of you were wondering why I stopped watching the podcast for a while. I think everyone in my school was bullying me. You know, when I first heard about it, I was pretty sick. As the years go by, I started maturing and realised this is a bit of a weird fuck. It's a bit of a freak. I kind of ruined my social life. I just want to say fuck you Matt Brown and fuck you Connor. But yeah, I never sent in that cum. So, fuck you. So, you destroyed a boy's life. Hang on, hang on, hang on. You destroyed a boy's life. You need to take account of that and apologise. Hang on. Donut Films. There have always been fans of you Donut Films. Dude, I've been fan. I love Donut Films. You have made a lie about the boy. You ruined his life. Will you allow me to reciprocate? Let's move on. Prank all time. I'm cute. Firstly, Donut Films is one to do a prank. So, I'm taking this with a grain of salt. What about Pepper? You think he's lying about it? I think he could be lying. But, Donut Films, if that is the truth and people are bullying you and it's ruined the last what year, bro, in my eyes and there are, you are a legend. And trust me, I will hole hardly right now. I don't remember saying that, but he did not send Seaman in. And the whole podcast community loves Donut Films. He's a legend around these parts. Donut Films is one of the best like fans we've had. Some of the things he's said. He single-handedly kept the PO Box section. The segment alive in seasons. A fucking legend. He's built worlds. So, if that is true, fuck all those people who bullied you. And you should say that to them. So, fuck you. And if anyone replies, punch them in the face. Instagram and tell them to direct their hate towards Matt. And Matt will fucking sort them out. Okay, Matt will go out and fucking fight all these every single person who bullied you, Donut Films. Send them to Matt and say that Matt wants to fight you. He wants to fight you every weekend. And Donut Films, I want an update. What are you fucking doing now? If he's over 18, would you date him? Yeah, if he's over 18, we'll go on a date. There you go. Now, look, moving on. He is a relic. Thank you, Donut Films. But we're going to move on now to something that's been happening in the last few weeks. Should anger everyone. And mainly a guy. And if you're still with her, Bailey, after what she's done, then that's your own fault. But we have got update messages from Bailey himself. So, we've been trying to call Bailey and be in contact with him each week because he's got some bender stories to tell us. But his girlfriend gets in the way. The only way we're going to speak to you, Bailey, is through Emily. It has to be that way. I'm sorry. It's the only way we're going to talk to you. Emily's just going to have to suck it up and do this for you if she loves you. Emily's a good girlfriend. And if you're just a mathematician by now, you know that it's been happening on Mondays, you should be with her. Or she should be over it. You should have said, Emily, come over to my house right now and she should be there. You should have rearranged your Mondays. Have it so that all the calls that go to her will be your phone or something like that. That's more tech. I like that. That's more reasonable. That is helpful. But you messaged us last Monday after what we said what Emily did saying, fuck you, Marty and Michael. All I want to do is tell my bender stories. He sent that. And then the next day, okay, he sent user missing out, Martin and Michael. And then this is on Tuesday, last day after he said, you've called Emily and she has let us all down. I'm back on this number. Fuck you as well, Michael. Told her I'm gay. And I don't love her. Fuck all lost control. Okay, lost control. I was angry because I want to hear your stories, Bailey. Bailey, we want to hear your stories, man, but we can only do it via Emily's phone number. So let's give her a buzz and see what happens. Well, we don't have his number. No, we're calling Emily. We do have his number. Right there. He texted us. We haven't saved it yet though. Prepare yourself, Emily. All right. Yeah, look, I've saved Emily's number. Yeah, Emily Bailey's girlfriend. Yeah, there we go. It's like the only number we have saved. Oh, it's a long unbelievable. She's probably not going to answer this way. This will be the person you're calling is not available. Well, let's leave a message. Please leave a short message and it will be sent as an audio message. Fuck me, Emily. You've gone. Drop the ball again, bitch. You fucked it up for your boyfriend. How could you do this? Which call you again week by week, Emily, and you keep letting us down. You couldn't even answer the phone. Yeah, Emily, you let us down. You should apologize. And we are too. I'm sorry. I'm not. I'm sorry. Now we call back. Indeed. No, I reckon that's it. She's had her chance, man. Yeah, we give her too much. You only get one shot. You only get one shot a week with us. Do you know what I mean? I think I just feel like she has to know, dude. The person you are calling is not available. There you go again, guys. Emily still has no answer the phone and she will not meet our demands selfishly. Selfishly. I just feel for Bailey in this entire situation. It's sexual abuse. She's sexually abusing her boyfriend by doing this. Imagine if they're still together. That's madness. We've just broken up a marriage. No, we've helped. We've pulled out the faults in it and we've saved his life. She hasn't corrected those faults yet, bro. Man, she's still leading a faulty life. She's out of new faults. She's so fucking faulty. I don't even know how she walks. Yeah. Hopefully they have split up and Bailey sent us a message so we got your number. We'll give you a buzz. We've also got a new WhatsApp number for those people wanting to leave messages internationally. We've seen your comments, guys. And if you want to call the number, it's plus six one is the Australian code, but if you just want to send us a WhatsApp message, our WhatsApp number will be in the description. All right, let's move on to our final fucking segment. Are you serious? It's prank call time. Yup. It's time for the prank call, prank call prank. It's time for the prank or we don't have a button, Matt. Sing, sing, sing. Your time is there for us to waste. Pick up your phone. It's prank call time. And this prank call is brought to you by our friends at Joe Fortune, guys. A really cool online. Thanks, Joe. Go and check his socials. He's doing heaps of giveaways at Joe Fortune. Go and have a look. And thank you for sponsoring us. And guys, just remember to please send us your email. If you've got an addictive personality, maybe give this one a miss, okay? Am I right or what? Thank you, Joe. Welcome to psychology. If this is an emergency. Hey, Georgia. So my name is Margaret. I haven't really ever done any kind of therapy before. So I'm not really sure what the process is, but I guess I'll just kind of get into it. So my son, he has quite a few learning disabilities. He's just turned into a teenager, so he's getting quite strong. He's really filled out. And I guess, yeah, he's becoming quite hard to handle at the moment. And even in public, I'm left feeling quite embarrassed and just sort of quite angry at the situations that he kind of puts me in. So are you feeling a little bit of shame around these feelings? I don't know if that makes sense or... Of course it does, yeah, absolutely. You are not alone in that feeling. Yeah, so I'm feeling really shameful and then I kind of feel guilt as well because there are occasions when I just can't keep it together and I kind of lash out at him. Not in public, but I kind of lash out at him and it just gets too much. I just clip him. A little clip out of the head. And then later on when I've calmed down I feel myself like I'm literally shaking. I don't really have anyone to talk to out of fear of judgement. So it's just becoming a bit too much if you can sort of see what I'm saying. Yeah, that's a lot on your plate. That's quite a bit. Well actually it can definitely have some time Yeah, he's been doing this thing recently. He kind of pretends he's a bear. He comes home from school and pretends he's a bear and he's knocking all the kitchen utensils off the benches and he's pushing all over the furniture and he's defecated in the loud room before and it's just my husband he's left years ago. So it's just kind of coming to be able to deal with that. Just coming home after a long day's work it's just becoming a bit too much. So I really feel like I need some kind of way to help me curb my rage when it really gets me to that level. Yeah, sure. No, I can understand that. Unfortunately at the moment Margaret, I don't have anyone to recommend the books are currently closed with psychologists here. Oh, I'm sorry. I was under the impression that you were actually Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed right now. Are you not one of the working psychologists there? No, no, no. Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. I've literally never called a psychologist before. So I just thought you kind of call and start chatting once they answer. Yeah, so I've gone and really embarrassed myself. Yeah, it's not good. That's okay. But I can definitely put you on a wait list if you'd like if we have a psychologist debate below the next couple of weeks. I've heard that before. Just how long of a wait is this going to be? Am I going to have to wait weeks? Or is it going to be a month? I'm not sure at this stage, but just bringing someone on board now. So it will just depend on their schedule and when they're able to start with us. But probably within the next four to eight weeks I would imagine. Okay, great. So when can I sort of get a confirmation of exactly when, what date, I can book in to see someone? I can get confirmation when they're starting with us. Okay, great. Is this the best number for us to reach you on? Yeah, that'd be perfect. Can you just read that back to me then? Yeah, 0466. 0602. Yeah. 303. Yeah, that's the one. Yeah, that's perfect. Thank you. So you guys will just give me a buzz when you think you've found an available swat with one of your therapists Okay, great. Yeah, usually within the next couple of weeks for short. Okay, great. Well, thank you very much for your and again, I'm so sorry for the stupid misunderstanding and me losing my temper at the description of my unbearable son. No problem at all. We'll be in touch soon, Margaret. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Take care. Bye. Bye. Dude! That is so rough. Oh, my God! Oh, shit, dude. She's gonna tell that therapist. I fucking love it. She's amazing. Do you reckon she sensed you're crazy and just filled up all books straight away? All right, so there you go, guys. Margaret might be going to therapy. We should do online therapy. Or is that kind of fucked up wasting a therapist's time like that? Let us know in the comments if you think that we should go ahead and do some online therapy. Or is they gonna say do it? Yeah, but there might be like, they're the ones who are gonna also be like if we've crossed that line. We don't know where the line is anymore. Is that bad? We pay the therapist, obviously, what they would usually get paid. But we just make out like Margaret's just fucking insane and like her son's just fucked. You're acting like it's an emergency service is like triple O. And we're stimulating the economy. That's not true. I didn't think about that. We're giving away 50 grand on our website. All you gotta do is sign up. Platinum members, you have a 10 entries. You get 10 entries for being a Platinum member. Regular members get one, okay? So everyone's in with a fucking shot. Well, you get 10 entries if you're a Platinum member. That's right. You mentioned that earlier. Yeah, I know. I forgot to. Anyway, guys, please give us a 5-star review on Spotify, please. Because we're still not at 3K. And once we get to 3K, Matt's gonna call his mum a dumb bitch on the phone. Are we at 3K? We might be. Should we check? I'm not calling her a dumb bitch. Don't ever say that. Imagine. No, no. But what you are gonna do, you're gonna tell her the story. Matt's gonna rethink. That's a good idea. We're still at 2.9. We're going out with 2.9. That's hectic, boss. Hectic as shit. Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe, please. A lot of you aren't subscribed. Do you listen? Please just smash that subscribe button, bro. Smash it, bro. Seriously, it helps us, bro, more than you realize, bro. It's hectic as shit. Have the best day in the world Where the best? And you've been given the best. Buy the best. Where the best? Sell 5-5. Where the best? Breast! T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T Breast!