 Yep, Charlamagne, the guys. Andrew Schultz. We are the Brilliant Idiots podcast, back for another week of brilliant idiotness. NYLA is here. Yeah. I'm excited. Nila, you should be, you should think it's, you should consider it a privilege and an honor to be sitting next to one of the greatest actors of our generation. I know. A man who was in a movie that's number one in 73 countries. Got stopped. Got stopped. I didn't want to make this big deal like that. Number one in 73 countries, baby. Is that how many? In 73 countries, people are talking about it all up and down my timelines. You know, sending me these quotes that they're saying are like memorable, big time quotes. Andrew Schultz, baby, they're heavy. No big deal. No big deal. You guys are so crazy. Let's see. I'm just a regular guy. Like I'm still one of the, you know, the folks here on the pie, like we're just talking to like big friends. What was your motivation? It's that one line where you said they're making you gay. I was just trying to be real, man. I was just trying to channel my true beliefs about people in other countries. I didn't say which makes you gay. Yeah. I was shocked they kept that in there. Yeah. You know, Netflix, left leaning, you know what I'm saying? I think, yeah, I think that, you know, what it really comes down to is that, like, we know that society is trying to force people to be straight nowadays. So like what I was saying is the most progressive thing we could do is we could have a for heterosexuality. Word. Well, I thought you said it makes you gay. Well, yeah, it allows you to be gay because it's a way to straight. Oh. The straights is a disease, bro. You know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody want to be straight nowadays. Everybody want to be straight, man. Is straight even natural? I wouldn't think so. I know, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't, I don't think anything. What you mean? I was asking the question. What? I mean, you kind of come out with the, like with like something still stuck to you, right? In terms of? The umbilical cord. Exactly. You know what I'm saying? Exactly. I thought you was saying something completely different. No, I'm saying it. It is just kind of weird that you come out as a man. Yeah. You have the umbilical cord stuck to you. Yeah. But then you spend the rest of your life pausing anything that's long and looks like that. That's so true, bro. You don't think so? Nah, that's so true, bro. Yeah. Yeah, I think, I think we're gay, man. So, yeah. No, dude, listen. I don't know where we're going with this, but. Yeah, no idea. I didn't even know how to double-dice it. How do you feel? How do I feel about, you know, being in the movie? Yeah. The number one in 73 countries. Listen, I think it's great. Yeah. I think it's great. It is great. It is cool to see people are still watching movies, to be honest with you. I mean, yeah. I didn't know, because so many of these movies come out, like you go, you see like the Oscars and that shit, and like you're like, what's nominated. You're like, I've never seen the banshees of insurance. I don't know what the fuck these movies are. Yeah. And then a movie like this comes out, and you just, your timeline is lit the fuck up, and everybody's tagging you, and you're like, whoa, that's crazy that this minute. People aren't really going to the theaters like that, but we're definitely at home watching. They're going to the theaters for the blockbusters. Yes, it's gotta be Avatar. Avatar to be Top Gun. Something Marvel, Top Gun shit like that. The big blockbusters, yes. I want to see that on the big screen. But comedy, give it to me at home, where I could watch it. I could still be like, you know, be around the house. If I got to fold some laundry and watch the comedy, and also you got every famous person in it, you know. No, the cast was great. Crazy. Nila liked it. Nila texted me and said she fucked with it. Yeah. Which part did you like? In fact, let me read exactly what you like to hear. Section or did you like to... I was just like, they got the perfect person for that role. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's called Acting Nila too. Nila is called Acting, OK? I was playing a character. It was great. OK, good. I thought I liked young Miami. I thought she was funny. She was good in it. The wig coming off. The mom actually was doing like... The whole thing was just really funny. Good movie. She said, you watched the You People movie in Netflix. I said, nah, not yet. Is it good? She said, overall, yes. This is Nila. Overall, yes. Some of the writing was a little corny. I think the actors made it good. The actors made it good. And then just J-Lo got a shot for no reason. I was like, is J-Lo in the movie? She's not even in the movie. She said it was an upgrade from the Jennifer Lopez wedding movies my mom made me sit through. I was like, what? Why didn't you read that part? I was like, why did you get a shot for no reason? I'm just saying, my mom used to make me sit through all those wedding movies. I don't really care for them. But that's why we're... Do you guys have bad wedding movies? She got three. But J-Lo still looks good, man. There's a scene with that red basket on display, and it's crazy. It's crazy. There's a scene where like, it is just phenomenal. The part where the writing was corny to me is where they dragged that Drake debate. Like, no, this is like, take care of Drake. No, I need you to be on your Scorpion Drake. You guys remember that line? In the beginning? I only watched the parts where I was in it. I was like, this is such a drag. And I felt triggered when Nunu... I mean, when Laura London said, I love this song. I'm like, what is this? What song was it? ATL. I don't know. Why did you feel triggered because a woman said she liked a song? Because that is just such a viral moment from ATL that having it in another movie is like... Oh, it was a callback. Do you think it was an homage, maybe? I think so. Yeah, yeah. I like those. I told you, I wanted Best Man Final Chapter to have one of those. Like, this should have been a scene where Tay-Dig... They throw some love at it. And I late that it was like, yo, Tay-Dig was like, so when did you first fall in love with hip-hop? Or something? Yeah. Or when did you fall out of love with hip-hop? Like, something? I'm tired of seeing them together on screen. Honestly, even though I thought great script, I'm tired of seeing them together on screen. No, you hate love, yo. No, I don't hate love. But it's like... Who? Goddamn! Because honestly, right before I watched Best Man next chapter, I had watched Brown Sugar two days before, so I'm like, oh. And then it was the same, the light-skinned lady. What's her name? Marys Borg. Nicola Ripalka, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was the one that was about to marry Terence Tower. It was like, they're the same five actors. They just missed it. You do know these movies are like 30 years apart. I mean, that's fine, but I don't even know you. You might have watched them back to back. I'm tired. Not me. All they need is Omar Epps. He was the only one missing. Well, that was the 90s movie. Oh, you don't like seeing the same black actors in movies. She hates black actors in what she says. That's not true. I don't know what you're referring to. Actors play that? That'd be, is that what you're trying to say? You want a little bit more diversity in black movies? That's true. You hate black actors. You just said you hated every great black actor. I just hated seeing them constantly dating in every movie. Not me. I loved it. You want the same couples dating in every movie. I don't even think about it. That's how good the acting was. Yeah, you got lost in the character. Yes. Omar Epps and Senai Layton, totally different than Omar Epps and Jews are Senai Layton and Brown Sugar. Like, I never even thought about it until you said it. Like, oh, shit, that is the same crew. But when you watch back to back black rom-coms, there's going to be some similarities with the actors and the plot. Love Jones is nothing like Brown Sugar. Love Jones is nothing like, I didn't say Love Jones. There's one story for rom-coms. Love Jones top tier. You can watch every rom-com back to back. Showing Brown Sugar. Brown Sugar's top tier. Up there, but Love Jones is top tier tier. That's my wife's favorite movie. Color Purple and Love Jones is my wife's favorite movie. Wait, what is Brown Sugar? Oh, you got to watch it. No. Who's in that one? Tay Diggs. Tay Diggs is my amazing. I went to Bobcat's Sex with Janet Jackson and that's for what it just is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Was it on Tuba? It works for the Postal Service? That's cool. Is that that one? Boy, justice was good, too. All the shit was dope, y'all were like that. But that was the 90s black crew, Mars, Chestnut. Brown Sugar's early 2000s. Early or no. Because, yeah, Eric Abad did this stuff. Like, 98, 99, 2000, maybe. Probably 2001. 2001. Yeah, probably 2001, because my wife was just a freshman in college. You know, yeah, yeah, it is interesting. You want to see a different character play something, but at the same time, if you're investing the money in the project, you want the person that's going to bring the eyeballs. Yeah, you're right. That's the tricky one. But we act like white people don't do that. Oh, white people do it all the time. Exactly. Jonah Hill, Seth, what's your Seth? Daniel Day-Lewis is our Chadwick Boseman. You know how Chadwick Boseman just plays like every famous black person ever? That's Daniel Day-Lewis. Like, he'll be the oil motherfucker. He'll be Abraham Lincoln. He'll be the guy from the Five Points or whatever it is. So, yeah, we all do that. You know, the Crudo, James Franco, and Seth, uh... Seth Rogen. Seth Rogen, did a bunch of stuff together. Adam Sandler and his homies would do it. Adam Sandler and his homies, Will Ferrell. I don't want people to think I don't want them to keep getting parts. I want them to keep getting parts. I just don't want them to keep dating the same. Yo, maybe you got to choose different movies, yo. Nila, if you made Black Love, you would just say it. Nila, you know what I mean? Maybe you hate Black Love. Anyway. I don't know why. I don't know why Black and Brown, she got a shot today. You shot J.Lo for no reason. Yeah. Now you're shooting all the Black guys. But you love what it is. Black girl is dating that white boy. What are you talking about? You know, that Black girl is dating that white boy and you people... Oh, in the movie. You love Jungle Fever. No, I don't. No! You love Jungle Fever. Ooh. You got Jungle Fever. They're talking about the movie he's in. Ooh. You guys talking about Lauren London? What? What's wrong with 40 people? I was talking about 40 people. What is it called? 40 people. You people. You people. Yeah, we were talking about that. I'm just saying, you seem to be a little bit more partial to movies where a white man steals a Black woman. No, I said that it was weird that Lauren was dating him. Like, the whole debate on Twitter is would Lauren London really date him? That's so silly. The answer is no. That's some unrealistic shit. That's why I said a movie. This should be a science fiction film. It's okay. There's no fucking way in any world that Lauren London dates Jonah Hill. You should have a no-no, Jonah might have some good conversation. No, Jonah's funny. Yo, there's a hilarious thing. I don't know if you know if I should share it with you. But the final scene, they don't even kiss, is CGI. Get the fuck out of here. Swear to God, son. How's the CGI? I'm there. I'm watching the wedding and I see them going for the kiss and their faces stop like this far. And I'm like, I wonder how they're going to play that in the movie. Oh, they're probably just going to cut right there. But the movie, you could see their faces come close. And then you could see their faces morph a little bit into a fake kiss. The loop to Lauren London making Dr. Umar proud in real life. That's what I'm saying, bro. You might have got pissed off in the movie. Dr. Umar might have got pissed off in the movie, but in real life, Lauren Helen is like, you people got it right. That's what it is. That's the acting I like. Well, go check out you people on Netflix, man. Check out, you know, Andrew, you know, spreading conspiracy theories about the vaccine. Doing Coke in Vegas. The vaccine. We outside. Making people get it. We outside. Was there any fentanyl jokes? I was just trying to think. Maybe I threw something in. You know in Coke in Vegas, there's some fentanyl in the Coke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They cut my line that I bombed with Eddie. So that was that was probably good for my career. Yeah, but oh, man, I just I butchered this line. They switched lines with me and someone else like right before the scene started. So I didn't have time to learn the shit really. And it was like with Eddie. I'm talking to Eddie. So I'm already fucking nervous because I'm talking to Eddie and I just fumbled that shit mad times and like Eddie's supposed to react. But I was saying it's so bad that at one point he just looks at me because he goes, yeah. You know how I know that shit hurt, show? I've heard this story 50 times. Bruin, idiots and flagrant. I've literally heard this story 15 times, yo. That shit is not leaving your system. Let it go, man. Bro, no, this is my like a Jerry girl smell. I don't know. That shit traumatized me, yo. I'm literally, I'm not even joking. I've heard this story 15 times between idiots and flagrant. I know, bro. He said, every time with the same passion. Yeah. Yeah. Listen, I got to promote a movie, Charlotte, man. I got to get people out to their homes. One day, Eddie Murphy out to their homes. By the way, he probably already has. Somebody's going to say, yo, you should really watch that guy on infamous, yo. Let's see, baby. He's going to watch you stand up and he's going to die laughing. And he's going to say, well, he better on stage. You know, but it's all good, man. You know, not him making people gay. I mean, that's an allegedly. That's an allegedly. I mean, this theory is about, you know, what? I've seen some weird theories online about what causes gayness. Yo, what does make people gay? I don't know. The wildest one I saw was they said, if you're a guy, if you keep your mouth closed on the way out. Come on, bro. You keep your mouth closed on the way out. If you keep your mouth open on the way out and you get a little taste, that's what you always crack. I heard that. The next day for women, you come out with your mouth open. Same thing, man. But if you keep your mouth closed, that's what I heard. Where did you find these theories? Did you hear that? Damn, bro, that's crazy. I saw it online, yo. I don't know. What did Jamaicans have to say about that? They were really conflicted. They don't want to be gay, but at the same time, they're not trying to eat pussy. They are very conflicted about what to do with your eggs in a vagina. They got to go C-section, yo. That's their only way out. That's crazy. They do. They got to pop out like when you bite into the beef patty, bro. They got to split the seams a little bit, you know what I mean? Yo, Jamaicans, you just see the fathers in the room just keep your mouth shut. Keep your mouth shut. Don't be done licking the poom poom. Oh my god. Licking the poom poom. Oh my god, man. Jamaican dads don't want to doctor to slap their boys on the ass. He figured out the breathing on his own. Oh my god, man. Did you see Michael B. Jordan on SNL? No. Me neither. I thought that should happen weeks ago. Me too. I was watching Michael B. Jordan little baby promos all week on Instagram, and I thought it was some old shit. You know how they always like to post like little baby's funny without trying? Yeah. I thought that's what that was. Sweet, this happened Saturday? This was Saturday. Oh, wow. Completely myth. Let's hear it. Did he make any jokes about, you know... I like Michael B. Jordan, too. I don't like Michael B. Jordan. I don't know, maybe there's something that doesn't like it. What? What, Taylor? Let's hear it. Yes, sir. Oh. Yeah. Okay, so pause that for a second. Was that whatever the white girl that he was dating speaks? No. The alleged white girl? No, I'm serious. I don't know. No, no, no, no. It wasn't European? What was that? Oh, that was Spanish. Hold on, that hurt my brain, bro. You said something so dumb it hurt my brain. I had to stop. I had to stop for a second. That was one of the dumbest things I ever heard. I literally just had to go... I had to reset my whole shit. Okay, I'm back. I'm just trying to figure out why did he do that. I'm trying to figure out why you did that. That's what I'm trying to figure out. That's legit what I'm trying to figure out right now. He is... Raya is a dating app for celebrities, basically. Like blue check motherfuckers. And estoy en raya means I'm on Raya, means I'm on this dating app in Spanish. So he picked up Spanish. Oh, did not know. Went over my head. I'm glad that somebody got it. Okay, press play, Taylor. Yeah, yeah. Not the best joke. Why do they make everybody do a monologue on SNL? I think it's... Like, let comedians do monologues. Like, we don't need that from Michael B. Jordan. Like, there's other things that Michael B. Jordan could have done. Or maybe, you know, because I think later on in the monologue, somebody came out with them. You know what I mean? Like, why not something like that? Like, why do they got to tell jokes? I don't know. Why do you think that they make everybody who's hosting do the monologue? I don't know. I don't think that's necessary. Maybe it started at a time where we just found like, okay, this is a comedy show. So today you're going to be a comedian and comedians do monologues. Because we see that on late night. I'm just saying, maybe it's like baked in from back in the day type of thing. It's a tradition. And I think what's kind of cool is like, you're going to see somebody outside of their comfort zone. It's wild. Oh, punky Johnson. Punky be curious. See what I'm saying? But listen, you notice the difference. Punky comes out there and the pacing is just bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Like, Michael, you know what they should have done faster now? Would Michael be joined in any actor in Hollywood? Just do sketches. Yeah. Play to their scrimp, which is acting. Why do the monologues? But sometimes they do the monologue and they hit. Like Kim Kardashian. Kim Kardashian hit. That one hit. I think a tricky thing to be honest with you. No, Kim Kardashian slapped that. I'll be honest with you, she slapped it. It wasn't because of the delivery and the pacing. She had great jokes. She had great jokes. And she delivered them well. She delivered them well. She spoke about vulnerable shit in her family. I think the tricky thing oftentimes with monologue stuff. Team Chappelle wrote her jokes, by the way. Is that right? Yeah, Michelle Wolf and Dave helped her with her jokes. They did it. Yeah, they did a great job. Listen, I've helped somebody with a monologue. And the tricky thing is you're not only dealing with what? Would you call? No, he never did. Oh. With an SNL monologue. Okay. And the thing is that you're dealing with what they can say and what their people feel comfortable with them saying. And also with what you can say on TV. You know what I mean? There's relationships that they might not want to mess up. You might want to have a joke going at someone like, I don't really. So you're dealing with a lot of shit. Whereas most comedians like, I don't give a fuck. Like I'll say whatever. We're out here. Kim came out shooting. Kim came out shooting. That's why the shit was fire. Got you, got you, got you. Got you. I mean, listen, as we were talking about earlier, you don't need much nowadays. For what? Just in general, to entertain, period. Scott's crazy. You don't need much. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. You don't need much. You just come, you know, like, like people look satisfied, you know? Yeah. And maybe because we don't see, especially somebody like Michael B. Jordan. We don't see Michael B. Jordan in that space too often. Yeah. You know? Well, that's the thing. It's cool to see somebody do something that they usually don't do. Yeah. For a few minutes. An hour, nobody wants that. But it's cool to see somebody try something, you know, put themselves in a vulnerable situation, especially if they're a famous person, they're never in vulnerable situations. I know that somebody wrote some jokes about Michael B. Jordan and white women that he probably didn't want to say though. There you go. And those might be the funniest jokes. That's what he should have did. Like, give me some of that. Now you're being vulnerable, Michael. You know what I mean? Yeah. Now, but maybe he's thinking about the brand, though, also, and he's like, I know that's already a perception. I want to lean into that. So these guys, the thing is that they're not making money doing this fucking SNL shit. They're doing it, I guess, for like, for clout and it's good for career. But you're not about to throw away the moneymaker. That's why I thought it was old. Yeah. Because I was like, well, baby, I haven't been out. You know what I mean? I thought that he was already on it. And Michael B. Jordan, like, not in cycle. I don't want his Creed III come out. Which I can't wait to see, by the way. Definitely can't wait to see. But him and I, girl, been broke up. That's why it feels old, too. Him and they just broke up a month ago. She got a new man. Who? Oh, yeah, you're right. Damn. Why you girl now? Allegedly. He said that's not true. March 3rd? Oh, March 3rd. I'm supposed to drop Creed during Black History Month, Michael. It's a little late. Okay. Skies. Skies. Skies. Skies. Funny as shit. Creed III comes out Black History Month. But it's actually March 3rd. Yeah, but you can give a few days. You know what I mean? Oh, wait a minute. March 3rd is technically the 31st of February if they gave y'all a real month. Damn. February. Take that. I never liked Black History Month only because it's the shortest month of the year. Wow, we're just going to jump right over that? That was fire, bro. That's one of the reasons I don't like it because it's one of the shortest months of the year. Read the knowledge, man. Plus, it's so much that happens during Black History Month. It's so many distractions during Black History Month. I'm never distracted. Valentine's Day. Super Bowl. Valentine's Day. All-Star Weekend. All-Star Weekend. You know what I mean? Grammys. It's going to be Mad Castle Migo commercials on. Like, nobody got time for that shit, man. Wait, what? Why Castle Migos? We don't need you to chime in. What happened with Castle Migos? What happened with Castle Migos? I didn't get that one either. How did that come about? What is Castle Migos? He just glossed over his bomb. That wasn't a bomb. What happened with Castle Migos? That was not a bomb. That was a nice, stereotypical placement. Wait, wait, wait. Do I do Black people love Castle Migos? Yeah, we do love Castle Migos. Oh, really? Yeah. Y'all just came up on Castle Migos? Shit. Shit. We probably didn't really do that. Cool when you could sell it for a billion dollars. Nah. You think, all right. White people drink Castle Migos too? Shit. Oh, okay, okay. Okay. I thought white people was on Tito's. Castle Migos maybe is like culture. Tito's is vodka. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Castle Migos tequila. Yeah. Yeah. I like Castle Migos. I like Castle Migos. I drink it. Okay, I bombed. Don't worry about it. Let's go for it. Listen, we shoot you, baby. I like shooting. We shoot you. I didn't think we shoot you. We shoot you. I thought they did something racist. I was in the stand, making me feel bad. I know. He loves to do that shit. He's a sniper, bro. Shit. He's just waiting the whole show now. I'm coming. I'm coming. Hey, man. I'm going to tell you something. I went to go see Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle and Donnell Rollins and I can't remember. I can never remember the white dude that's with him. He was funny though. Rich. His name, Rich? Rich or Rick? Rick, Ingram. Rick, is it? Is it Rick Ingram? It's definitely Rick. The guy that opens for Chris Rock sometimes? Yes. I think I believe that's Rick Ingram. Let me tell you something. Donnell Rollins took full advantage of the phones being off. And I'm not going to say what he said. Jesus. Jesus. Because the funny, when you know Donnell is funny, right? Don't. No. Because Donnell, first of all, Donnell is one of the funniest people on stage. He just is. Like, yeah, I'm not even joking to say it's not though that I'm giving. He's one of the funniest people on stage. Donnell is absolutely fucking hilarious. He's hilarious. I always thought he was funny, whether it's Caroline's comedy club, to seeing him in a big arena, he kills. But Taylor was one part, two parts where Donnell really got mad. What are you talking about? I can't even say. Why? Because I'll tell y'all afterwards, but he really got mad. You know how Donnell goes into those spells when he walks away from people? We even went out the night before. We went to halls in Charleston, South Carolina. Halls is a beautiful restaurant downtown Charleston. It was a Thursday night. It's packed. And you remember back in the day when we used to go to guy code events and Donnell would go stand off to the side. And he'd be like, what's wrong with Donnell? He was doing this in the restaurant as we're waiting for a table. Going to stand by the door, he's in jail. I'm like, bro, what is wrong with you? Never know, yo. Never know what? Like, relax. Right? Right? So he also paid for dinner, which I thought was fantastic. Donnell, he paid for dinner. It was like nine of us and halls is not cheap. So when you know Donnell and you know he goes through these spells, watching him do this on stage is hysterical. Okay. And he did it on stage. He just stops and he goes, y'all fucking phones off? Y'all fucking phones off. Y'all fucking phones off. Y'all fucking phones off. And he just started saying everything you should not say. No, no, no. No, no, no. It was unbelievable. Oh, wait, what do you mean? It was unbelievable. I'm not going to say what he said. It was just unbelievable. Can we just do a long bleep? I'm not saying none of that shit. The only one I would remotely say is cracker. Oh. Okay. All right. It was the worst he put together with them. There was this one. He was telling this joke about a dog, right? And there was a woman in the crowd who was very upset. Uh-huh. And so he... Oh, boy. No. What? No. Come on now, though. What? Come on now, though. I don't believe that. Come on. I'm not joking. Stop it. No. Stop it. Stop it. I got to see this show, bro. This was not part of his set. He had a whole other joke. And he saw... He honed in on this woman who was not happy. It was like two people who weren't happy. One person was yelling from the crowd, but he was like, there's a crowd of 18,000 people. One heck of a land going to stop him. Yeah, yeah. But this woman was right in the front row, and she did not like this dog joke. You in conservative South Carolina, bro. They love their animals out there. You know what I'm saying? And he was like, oh, you mad? You mad about my dog joke? You mad about my daughter? Bitch, it's a joke. She got even madder. What the fuck? What are you calling for a bitch? That's what he was doing. What was the crowd's reaction to that? Shocked. Both. Laughter. Exactly that. Laughter. Like, what the fuck? You know what I mean? That's nuts. That's nuts. What you talking about? He's a beast. What did the woman do after that? Bro, I don't know. I was laughing to her. I'm laughing and talking to people like, She stayed? What the fuck are you talking about with him? Yeah, did she stay? Did she walk out? I don't know, you know. That's a good idea. You know, it's an arena of 18,000 people. The only reason you can even see her is because they put her face on the screen. Jumbotron? Oh, man. That's crazy. That's nuts. Yes, man. Yes, man. Donnell. He got PTSD. He's an animal. He was in the Air Force. He was. Donnell was in the Air Force. He was. He was. Donnell was in the Air Force for like four years. That's not normal. He's got a funny ass joke about that shit too. What? About the Air Force? I'm not gonna say nothing. I'm not gonna say nothing. If Donnell Rollins is in your town. He's Donnell. He's with Dave Chappelle in them, go see him. That motherfucker is funny. They're in Europe now. Australia. I think they're in Australia. Yeah. Australia's not Europe, right? They're in Australia. He's trying me today, bro. What? He's trying me today. He's trying me today. I know he's going for it. I know he's going for it. I know when Charlotte comes in ready to go for it. And that's what's happening today. Okay. No. I see how it is. They're in Australia, man. Taylor, what else we got, Taylor? Australia's in Asia, right? No, actually, Australia's its own continent. It's own continent. Yeah, it's in Australia. They're in Australia. They're in Australia. What? Did you do that thing you were gonna do? Oh, yeah. Did you fuck with them? Did you prank them and all? Nah, cuz we had to, you know, it's so sad. We had such a good time Thursday night. That you didn't want to ruin it? Nah, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Me and Donnell had some good bonding time on Thursday night, man. You know what I mean? We just was out laughing, joking. Would you technically call him, like, your dog? Yeah. My wife made me feel bad. She's like, why do you want to do that? Why? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. That's why I learned nothing. That's why you just do it. Oh, I got Nile like that before. What? Shut up. Wait, what? I had the cops run down on her and stuff. No, you told us that. You told us that. The cops ran down on her at dinner. Nile was a genie. Nile was ready to take that charge. Nile was ready to go to the woman's jail. That was nuts. With a woman of tough. Let me came out with a mouth open. Listen. Y'all, mouth still open. Be careful out there. Be careful out there, y'all. What else we got? Taylor. Taylor, Taylor. Taylor gang. Taylor, Taylor. This was wild. Well, forget the empire. They built it. The high school who broke. First of all, this high school is getting way too much credit for breaking this teacher's leg during this fight that happened in Rockville County. Did you see this video? This teacher got into a fight with a high school student. Oh, come on. And she's facing criminal. The high school student is facing the criminal charges as she should. Now, what's sad about this situation is her and the teacher was having an argument. What I see is he's a very bad kid. See, we got the video. Or a child who's going through a manic breakdown. Yeah, let's play the audio. Why she walk out her classroom? Oh my God. This is New York. She's obviously not safe. She said, I swear to God. Keep that camera steady. Keep that camera steady. She body shaming her collar to teach her a fat B. Oh, they had another angle? Show. And the editing is seamless. Oh my God. That poor woman is on that ground. Like, if my leg wasn't broke, I wouldn't be here. I wouldn't be here. I wouldn't be here. I wouldn't be here. I wouldn't be here. I wouldn't be here. If my leg wasn't broke, I would beat the dog shit out of you. Her leg's not broken. Is she getting that disability? She broke her leg. Now, the teacher's getting too much credit. I mean, the student's getting too much credit for breaking her leg. Because the reality of the situation is... The teacher threw her ass. No. The teacher did toss it. The teacher did toss it. But that's why when you a certain age, you can't just be out here challenging motherfucking the fight. Oh, I'm not fighting a fight. That's what I'm saying. I'm not fighting a fight. You think you still got it until you actually get into a scratch. That's why you got to get in the teacher's guns. No, you got to give the teacher's guns, bro. I'm not mad at that. Let the teachers be strapped up. Come talk and shit like that. Listen, I believe that that teacher had every right to defend themselves. The teacher can get security. That too. You can't put a security guard in every fucking room. Exactly. And what if you got a panic button? You hitting that panic button while that 19-yo, the 16-yo, whaling on your fucking head. You know what I'm saying? Okay, Taser? Yes. The teacher don't need to have guns. Bang. There's some bad teachers out there. If you know your teacher got a gun, you ain't even going to try no shit like that. That's true. You know what I'm saying? I would just bring a gun. No, that's why you have metal detectors. You have metal detectors in the school and security. You want all the kids and everybody down. You know the teachers who are licensed to carry and they have their weapons. But I guess if you got the metal detectors and stuff, you wouldn't need the teachers to have guns either. For the way schools are set up now where there's no security that checks people when they come in. I'm all for teachers having their gun in their desk put some bullshit that pop off. Maybe not for a fistfight, but for them mass shootings and shit. Yes, I want teachers to be able to defend themselves. And I want teachers to be able to defend themselves in a situation like this as well. That's crazy. Like they saying that, like we had teachers calling the reference club this morning saying that they get fired if they defend themselves against students. Why? No, that's crazy. Now I got a fucking broke leg. That's crazy. I didn't got beat up on. Probably got head injuries. 50 plus years old traumatized. You know the old friends are teasing the shit out of her. Oh, yeah. That's crazy. That teacher's friends are teasing the shit out of her. Oh my God. All because that young woman never got beat up at home. I mean, I think. Maybe she did. You think? Yeah, maybe. Maybe she did. And that's why she's doing it. No. I'm going to tell you why. She did. She beat up an adult before. You don't try no adult unless you know you can beat one. She did that bullshit at home with probably her grandma or somebody and one. Yeah. And now she thinks she can go out in the world and fuck anybody up. Exactly. But she's dealing with some messed up stuff that she would even do that to an authority figure. Like her life sucks. I feel bad for that. Maybe she's just bad. Yeah. But I don't think there. I think there are people who are just bad. There are the Jeffrey Dahmers and that kind of stuff. But I think most of the kids that are acting up are dealing with like really troubling situations at home and they don't know how to process those feelings and emotions. Maybe. And also I feel like people is like learned behavior. Like that's like trendy and cool behavior. Exactly. That's the problem with TikTok and Instagram is like it's rewarding fucking your teacher. Exactly. Yeah. Nothing is just your teacher. Just that attitude. Like would you say bitch? And they're all performing. Yeah, they're performing. And that's what I mean when I say like, yo, it's easy to jump to, you know, oh, she got mental issues, emotional issues, which probably could be true. It's easy to say, yo, she's troubled at home. Maybe she's just performing and she's bad. I was a bad little motherfucker. But you might have had issues at home. I think there were some things, right? Like. Maybe. Sound like they're- I never did that though. That's unpacked. Because my mom was a teacher and I knew doing some shit like that. You probably have a lot of respect for teachers, but you were- And I know what I have to do with my parents at home. Yeah. In the news report, a student, they interviewed say that the teacher was like mean or whatever like that. So what? I'm just saying, I'll teach you to get a gun. I don't believe in that one. But I do believe they can have some type of- What about a sword or something like that? A sword or something like that? Maybe like a tazer. It might be extreme to say teachers can have guns. But in this current climate that we're in, where there's no protection for anybody in these schools, I don't have a problem with a person protecting themselves. If I was a school teacher and you know, I'm watching the news all the time and I see these mad students and shit, I probably would feel like man, I need to have my shit on me when I'm in school. Just because you just don't fucking know. You just don't know. That's true. That's true. Yeah, you would be anxious. Like think about it. You're going into this place where you see all these shootings happen. You know that you have this strap at home. You're like I might as well come to school with this thing because I never know what the fucking happened. You never fucking know. We can do like preventative measures like bulletproof vests for students. I mean, that's crazy. You got every student wearing this bulletproof vest. I know. But think about that. That's why the fact that we got to go through those measures. So how much would that cost the school to buy every kid a bulletproof vest? Just pay for metal detectors. Pay for people to want. I don't stop it. I don't stop it. I went to school in Far Rockaway. We had metal detectors and people still got everything you needed. Why did you go to Far Rockaway? Because I grew up in Far Rockaway, Nila. Were you judging? That is. She thought you went to school in the Bronx. Like every other Puerto Rican in the Dominican Republic. I'm black and Puerto Rican. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. School should have the same security as airports. TSA? Yes. Not that pat down. That's too much. By the way, I think every public place that has a bunch of people should have the same security as airports at this point. Yeah, but then it just becomes difficult, man. It's not difficult now? Sitting around wondering who got in on them? I know. I blocked that shit out. Of course you do. Andrew was the epitome of ignorance and bliss. Yeah. If he was. I believe that, yo. I wish I could do that. I wish I could do that. I'll teach you how to do it. I'll teach you how to do it. Just think it's going to be all right. Everything's going to be fine. Listen, you might be right. You know, my old therapist used to say that all the time. Like think about all the times you thought something bad was going to happen. When did it? Okay. But then think about all the time. But this is what I tell her. What about all the times it happened to somebody else? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Why am I so lucky? Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like it feels like it's only a matter of time. You know? You don't never watch the news and be like, God damn, thank God I'm not in that scenario. Oh, I think about that all the time. I hope that I don't induce those types of things. You can't live here. But you're going to. No, I agree with you. You're going to think that shouldn't exist in so. That's true, too. That's what anxiety does to you, too. And I won't accept that. You know, your thoughts become things. They do. That ain't true. Think about all the women you've masturbated to. Son of a cat. Son of a cat. I'm married to her. I'm talking about my fo- Oh, yeah. Okay. You're married. You're married. You're married. That's your boy. That's your boy. That's your boy. With the quick response. What else we got? New York Empire State Building. Are you even a- I've never heard you shout out to Giants. You don't give a fuck about the Giants, right? You a baseball guy? Nah, basketball. Basketball. Basketball boxing MMA. That's really what it comes down to. And basketball has almost become barely, to be honest with you, just because the Knicks are so fucking sorry. So you didn't feel a way about them making the Empire State Building the Eagles cutlass? Nah, I think it's stupid, but at the same time, it's like New York is a global city. Like, so New York reflects. Is it still? Come on, son. Absolutely. You're acting crazy right now. What? You're acting fucking crazy right now. I'm asking. Empire State Building should never do it. That's some goofy ass shit, but I'm sure someone there is like, yo, we're the world city, so we just reflect what's going on in the world, and this team started to win. That being said, you gotta realize that you're in fucking New York and we don't want to see no other colors. Yeah, they shouldn't have done that. What? I don't know if New York has a culture. What are you talking about, son? That's wild. What are you talking about? That's actually wild. What are you talking about, son? I think that New York... Are you ready? You want to try it? Everybody. You want to try it? I'm going to tell you what I mean. Say that sentence. Suck my dick. No, no. Oh, that's another... I was going to go, what the fuck are out of here? Get the fuck out of here. Fuck you, suck my dick. But that's what I mean. That's a... Huh? Munch. Oh, that's the new shit. You're a munch, though. That's the new New York motion. I know for a fact, you came out mouth open. You came out mouth open, munch. That's really the New York culture. Yo, that's New York culture? Yeah. Hey, hey, hey. Rap music. New York. I'm about to go... New York. I may explain. New York. Don't ever forget it. This era of New York City culture is still the 70s, 80s, 90s... That's not true. Early 2000s, New York. What about the dancing? What's that shit there? That we love. Sturdy. Getting sturdy, like all the dancing everybody's doing is the shit that's from New York. Wait, wait, wait. Now I'm lost. You lost me. The sturdy. Sturdy, yes. Not the Millie, but there was the Millie. The Millie Rock, yes. You know how to get sturdy? That's the Millie Rock. Let's get him sturdy. No, the kick shit. That's not... That's New York. Yeah. Yo, Mila, can you learn about hip hop? I don't know if that's New York. Jesus Christ. That's definitely New York. That's probably New York. Get in life, get in life. Not getting sturdy, bro. It's called getting sturdy, guys. But I thought, what's the getting light? No, you're washed. That was a while ago. You're washed. Both of you are washed. We're going to put y'all on New York rap. I don't know if that's New York. What is that? What's going on right now? Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it because nobody wants to have the conversation. Everybody's having a conversation. New York still runs the game. Oh, wow. When everybody says, hey, yo, that's New York. That's not... Yes, it is. Yes, it is. No. Are you serious? We are the most homophobic. Yeah. What are you talking about? No, no, no. You're... You're... That's New York. You're... Oh, no. That's New York. What are you talking about? Deadass. Deadass. That's New York. New York. That's New York. The way all you speak is New York. I feel like all of this is OG shit. Tim's all this shit is OG shit. And I'm wearing Tim's no more. I just got all the platforms. I'm just a problem. Empire State Building is shaped like a penis. What the fuck is happening? I thought we were talking about hip hop. No, no, no. That right there! People can say... That was sus. People can say there's some New York culture that does a lot of de-hopping, right? This is de-hopping. To have the Empire State Building turned Philadelphia Eagles colors, then turned Kansas City Chiefs colors is de-hopping. That was a mistake. This is the culture. That was nuts. That was a mistake. This is the city of some of the most storied franchises ever. The Giants, the Yankees, the Knicks. You should never turn the Empire State Building to an NFC East rival. That's facts. Philadelphia? That's facts. What the fuck? That was a mistake. That's a mistake. That's a mistake. That's a mistake. That's a mistake. That's a mistake. That's a mistake. That's a mistake. That's a mistake. If Michael Ruffin was made, that would never happen. If Andrew Schultz was made, that would never happen. That's fair. Would you call that dick-riding? That's why it's shaped like a penis. Now, drill music starts popping. What in New York people start doing? Because where did drill come from? Down south music. I'm still confused. You get started to drill. Say it again. You get started to drill? Yes. And where did drill music come from? Chicago. Chicago. Oh, yeah. Chicago, New York is what I'm saying. It did not come from New York. New York is a place that always had its own sound, always had its own style. We do set trends. It's been following them for a while. 20 years ago. Nah. It's been following them for a while. Nah. That's crazy. Down south music starts popping. Shala, right now you dress like a New York digger right now. I'm dressed up right now. You dress like a New York digger right now. I got on khakis and white shoes. New York invented khakis. I'm dressed like Slater. I'm dressed like Slater from Stonk. Yo, black people skateboarding? New York? Yup. What? Yup. I'm dressed like a New York digger right now. No. No. Parahunter. No. Yes. No. I got black people skateboarding. I got black people skateboarding. I dress like a New York Mets logo guy. Black people skateboarding. Black people skateboarding. Black people skateboarding. No. D-Hop in New York. You don't even know it. That's the effect of New York and Gray save all time. You're not dressed like a London bloke right now. I got a piggy blinder. A piggy blinder. He got it right. I got a piggy blinder. You know why? Because he's porous. He's de-riding New York so much. I got to go somewhere else to keep it original. Y'all take all of our shit. I walk into the motherfucking store. All my khaki's gone. Unfortunately, Jackie no longer here. The only person dressed like that from New York is Alex. He looks like a Bronx substitute teacher. Come here, Alex. Show him your look. This is a Bronx substitute teacher. This is a Bronx substitute teacher. This is a Bronx substitute teacher. I'm growing up. I'm growing up. He dressed like a they-them. They should have flogged it. But New York though, you would try to be New York. You came onto Brilliant Idiots with 14 inch hot Timberland boots, bro. Yup. Did you really? Yup. Where'd you get that idea from? From Munch Quarter South Carolina. From Munch Quarter South Carolina. This motherfucker would tie his sneaker in his thigh. He tied it in his thigh. First of all, that was two parking juice with the 40 below. Stop it. That's Mary J Blige. You would dress like Mary J Blige. I wore them shit out of town one time. She looked so stupid. Andrew was like, Andrew, you can't come in not going to cry. You're wrong, honey. They was the wrong color. I had the construction color 40 below. Wow. Them shit looked crazy. Wow. This is the wildest thing I've ever seen. My fucking scratch in his kneecap because it kept itching the fucking time. You know what I'm saying? You're kind of straight. You're kind of straight. Them shit was crazy, y'all. All of the same. And she was like, old video games, when you couldn't jump, you know, video games with Matt Fluid now. She was like, the old video game, where you couldn't even do nothing, but just stay in one position. That's what New York will make you do. New York is New York or nowhere? Oh, New York. I feel like New York is still leaning on old New York, which was so impactful that it's really never going anywhere. This is how fire in New York is. New York shit is a hybrid of a lot of different things. Kids super. Kids super. New York! I only know kids super because of y'all. Thank you. All right, but Louie Baton. New York head men's designer of Louis. Design of Don't have nothing on whoever had everybody way and supreme around this motherfucker But Supremes also New York. Yeah, if people were in Bay v. 8 round is mother. That's New York None of that shit started in New York New York it don't matter. It's New York. No, I don't say supreme thought didn't start in New York. Yes it did In New York Y'all are from places that don't even have a pass We won our fucking own country no Love New York, but as a non-New Yorker, I'm like what happened to the culture of New York We still are bodying people bro In what? Is New York absolutely is Chicago Riz is New York Yo Yes When a girl got the You know, it's crazy, you know, it's crazy What's wrong with that in Exactly no, no, no, no fuck fuck fuck fuck Oh, I'm simply saying is it don't pass. What do you tell me where you from again the hybrid of a bunch of different things Yo, hold on a second. She from the DMV. Yeah Y'all suck We got Marvin Gay From DMV what's DMV got make America great again Yes, name some DMV slang, I can't believe we're even competing right now. This is crazy Moe they say Moe in the Bronx that came from the DMV. Wait, what do you mean Moe Moe definitely came from Harlem? Anything that got to do with like pause mode that definitely came from New York Well, yeah, cuz anything cool is from here All I'm saying is absolutely not going anywhere and whatever that rich that you said absolutely The all I'm simply saying is the reason the Empire State Building has to do this is because they don't have any Wind to celebrate their own which is whack. I mean you're right about that is absolutely pathetic that we're not out here getting W This used to be a championship city on all levels from music to sports culture everything Now we're gonna drought. That's all and it's okay But no, I it's sad it breaks my heart. This is true. So now you're admitting it What am I admitting? That New York is in a cultural drought I Did you get on these platforms and say New York gotta you gotta bring New York back Come on to bring New York back. Did he saw the jet ski in Miami exactly cuz he's rich You know, I mean no guy worth a billion dollars is going through fucking February Rich off of New York culture from the 90s. I'll stop now. You'd be in this. Yeah, that's mad. Did he got so rock? Exactly Revolancy in New York. Yeah, he's not as relevant when it comes to Diddy I'm just talking about the culture definitely So many black icons this park. Yeah. Can you say one nice thing about black people ever? I Which comes first it's not Lonnie You know what comes first it's New York LA you didn't call yourself DMV cuz nobody would fucking listen to that shit Hate the fucking DMV Yes, New York is going through a cultural drop More importantly Here's the thing that New York does and I've got on envy about this this week whoever's winning They ride with you can't do that. What does that mean? If you're a Giants fan Yeah, you don't root for the Eagles just because the Giants not in the playoffs. No way New York did that. Nobody. Yes, they I think the person that runs the Empire State Building from New York Mayor Adams Mayor Adams don't run the fuck Yes, he does you think Mayor Adams you think Mayor Adams? Yes What do you mean? Comic books is everything Commissioner Gordon Last year when the Rams went to the Super Bowl envy DJ the party out there He had the Rams jacking on talking about he's rooting for the Rams because O'Dell played for Me from New Jersey, New York Queens Like we all New York until it's New Yorkers talking it's like oh you for Stan Island, bro New York Outside of New Yorkers. Yeah, that's a fucking lie. New Yorkers ain't fucking Wu-Tang like that That's for white kids from outside Because you have the tattoo You've literally taken out about 60% No, no Think about the shit they rapping at yo method man can't wait to do a movie with you met the man not in Wu-Tang, bro What do you mean? Method man is is the man don't get me wrong Ghostface kill is my favorite rapper of all time Salute the Rayquan is it a genius? Yeah, that is the quintessential New York group people think New York They think Wu-Tang outside of New York. No, man Everybody I think it's for everybody. Nah, bro. I'm not with you got New York is telling you right now It's not it. Yo, when's the last time you've seen Wu-Tang like collab in New York the way that you see dip set come together They had a they just came off tour. They had a whole towing Drake brings out dip set they don't bring out Wu-Tang exactly like I'm just saying all of New York fucks with dip set more than yeah, dip set way more impactful. Yes shit Way more impactful like I can't believe y'all be in this district Tourist that is the greatest lobo of all time it is Right now you're gonna see run DMC Rolling stone guns and roses. Hold on you go. You go you go where you'll see that Target, no way Walmart and Walmart's located where everywhere Music was more Current like Wu-Tang wasn't as mainstream because hip-hop was so new when Wu-Tang was a thing Like but when Drake brought out when Drake brought out dip set at that concert those kids didn't even know who the fuck they were Then that means Harlem wasn't at the show. Oh Because if Harlem was at the show if there's one thing I'm just saying if there's one thing that cam has done like brilliantly it's like continue to invest in Harlem I'm not talking about financially, but like that's who he represents those are his people. He's in the streets He's has like businesses there like he's putting on fucking basketball tournaments like cam is in fucking hard as an outsider Dip set is everything but I'm not Wu-Tang is too Wu-Tang is Wu-Tang commercially popular outside of New York. They're the biggest hip hop Got to be longer than that from into the 36 chambers the ghost face supreme clientele The two biggest hip-hop groups of all time arguably are outcast and Wu-Tang and Migos And run yeah Run DMC not big as outcast and Wu-Tang clan. No, they're they're known Me go to your 72 Chris. It's an error thing. It did happen. I don't know if I don't think there's biggest I don't think they're as big as Wu-Tang and out. Okay, you know that logo too, though Who run DMC? Yeah, listen, I'm with you every Christmas. Do you have a hero on DMC record? Listen, if I'm not I'm not against the debate of run DMC run DMC is absolutely one of the biggest hip-hop groups of all time But I think the two biggest are outcasts and Wu-Tang clan. What you mean? Okay, okay is awesome We just talk about the year at the Grammys What New Yorkers relate to and how we identify Wu-Tang biggest hip-hop group of all time It's just not how we identify you. I'm saying to outside of New York. They were impactful to New Yorkers We wanted to look dress feel like dips that more than we wanted to look dress be Too young yes for something. Yes, I'm 39 Alex you're 34, but I'm saying 36 and didn't you go respected 36 chains, but 90s was I feel was all diddy It was all puff. It was all biggie. It was all Saying but that definitely second after the night it was more impactful I don't know man thing biggie was more impactful than Simon close Wu Tang Simon close I'm saying like it was a whole country war Jay Zee all these people way more impactful to the 90s not Jay Zee not not not not maybe not but not Jay Zee 50 cent like 2000s bro, that's way after Listen to music in dumb times No, when you need them bro, there we go Where's that Joe when you need them to settle this the base hair squad you want to talk about big pun? Big pun to 2000s. Really? Yeah, I get a timeline up You weren't even born yet. She got the mob D shirt on right now, but that's what I'm trying to say Yeah album. Yep. Look at look a hush here right now gave me this more impactful Not more impactful Yo like hip-fart for example, what's the Wu Tang song and I'm not talking about the Ghostface song I'm not talking about the metham and red man song cuz metham in is this is so Believe it not old-school hip-hop trivia like that Out of it and I bet you they can What is the Wu Tang song this more impactful and Wu Tang song the Wu Tang song this more impactful then That same version of a biggie song that same version of a Jay Zee song that same version of a May song Also That's rules everything around Yeah, yeah, that's all I wanted you to check what I do Was it was I grew up on the crime side the New York time side We're staying alive was a job had second hand I Young youth rocking the go-to low goose only way I begin to see you off the drug loop You know the words you just try to act like you don't know because you know It's more impactful than every single song you was thinking about everybody else. That's not true That's not more impactful than juicy. That's okay. You can now it's not it's not stop it Easily stop it No, it's not. No, it's not. You're out of your mind Thank you One had to go first for the other one to come cream First of all cream and juicy a two different type of records. They are but juicy is not even on the level of hip-hop They're not really that great record. They are different. They're coming from one place and actually really coming up Yeah, but that's really both of them about when you think about a commercial sound Purpose of the record the story the record is trying to tell Greatest hip-hop acronym of all time one of the greatest hip-hop song if aliens came down right now It was like yo, I want to hear hip-hop. I want to know what hip-hop sounds like like that's a quintessential hip-hop record Nah, juicy juice. Yeah, you're off an hour. Yeah, you're off an hour. Yeah, do you mind? Yeah, do you mind? Yeah, do you mind which one keep it a buck Chris Yes, no, and it was I love big but all biggie singles the big poppers the one more chances one more chance was fire One more chance remix especially, but I'm still taking cream You know, nah, but you know what the work impact is with the room y'all Listen, man. Let's stop riding dick right now Okay, we riding wild juicy dick and if you wild if you ride juicy dick for too long it creams Okay, that's the moral of the story. I can't believe y'all didn't respect the Wu-Tang like that I thought I disrespected new y'all, but you just disrespected y'all disrespected Wu-Tang for no reason You used to come down to defend the ad to start defending New York God damn To do some de-hopping right and they lose their identity from time to time No, right and I was saying that right now. It's a little cultural drought Like like I would drill sounds different than everybody else's drill. No, it doesn't yes No, it doesn't You're the DJ does New York drill sound different than every other drill. No Word so our Brooklyn drill doesn't it sounds like Yeah, leave the drill R&B drill and I think it's the Bronx drill this. Yeah, the most impactful Keeps happening if you keep drilling with a juicy If you keep drilling with a juicy a cream Rocket money salute the rocket money man. What do you think when you think rocket money? 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They're the difference sales and impact Don't do this Church announcement People man, you watch you people you people you people Um I want to I want to say that my church announcement is salute to the WGA's The writer's Guild Award We are nominated For best comedy variety talk series Writer's Guild Awards the ceremony is March 5th. I'll be presenting at the writer's Guild Awards as well, man So salute to a city of Barnwell and Jocelyn Charles McBee Dan McCoy Andre Thompson, that's my writer's room Nominating man comedy variety talk series at the WGA Award nominees the writer's Guild Awards. So I think we should win personally I think so too. So we'll see either way. We're gonna have a good time. I got a table at the WGA's It's my first award show for like, you know television, how do you feel about it? Feels good, man, you know what's so interesting. What's that? Remember how we used to always sit here and say shit like I don't care about awards I Easy to say when you're not getting nominated About the fashion week, I was like, oh, that's the dumbest shit Bob. I don't know. You want to sit front row and walk When you get nominees, bro, we all hypocrite you listen man give it a couple years I'll both be at the Met Gala. We damn right. We will Damn right. We will A long way, bro, and we gonna be capping like It's a little different now because Listen when you when I look around the industry, these are really my peers. Yeah, these are people I came up with like Yeah, I used to shit all the back out said you would never go Oh Because we weren't invited out, that's really Speak for yourself, bro Then we go make some time You just got blame it on your wife, you gotta be like listen my wife really want to go to shit I No, I should have fun when your wife gets all dressed up and shit, you know mean and y'all out of some fly shit like that Being happy and appreciative is the best Whoa, okay, what we got Charleston magazine. Let me see it. Oh, no, we got covers now. It's Luther Charleston magazine covers now being from the 843 Being born in Charleston, South Carolina raised in Munk's corner. That is a big deal. That is a historical magazine In Charleston has been around for a long time probably like 70 something years What's the title? What's the title? The title is straight straight talk with Shalemaine the guy They must not listen to brilliant idiots Real gay I Solution Charleston magazine man, that's the eat and drink issue. They did a dope So you know peace on me and you know just about the stuff I'm doing in South Carolina from you know me and my wife opening up some crystals franchises. This is cool No, all of my work with mental health and of course the entertainment stuff, you know the black effect and SPH Productions with all the Munk's corner native on celebrity reclaiming yourself and repaying South Carolina That's right all it's given him That's it. So thank you Charleston mag. That's one of the ones I'm getting framed once again. I Don't care about covers and magazines For me that's big that's Charles and I was in the airport I was flying back from Charleston Saturday and I saw it in the airport like oh shit And you know the dude The opening line as well, I think those name was a manual manual work I think the name was a manual Emmett Emmett slew the Emmett Emmett works at the I think it's the Hudson News and Charleston Airport and You know, I was talking to Emmett Emmett was like, oh shit You know when I walked in I was like oh shit Shalemaine whatever whatever and then I saw myself on the cover And I'm like oh shit and Emmett goes he looks at me. He looks at me. He goes, that's crazy I go yeah, that is kind of crazy. I bought all of him. He could be seen as the American dream If said dream was black balled and wore a pair of broken impumas It's kind of crazy damn I chose that part to highlight I do like a pair broken impumas When he's dirty, I like broken I have to pull up Who wrote it should say God isn't the most obvious subject for a black history month project. Why wouldn't I be certainly an intriguing one? Yo Written by DeMarco Williams with my man DeMarco. It's my guy That's a good picture. Yo, it's handsome, right? This is a great picture the picture where you got biggie on your shirt now Wu Tang That's an interesting picture right Just in picture right Your cream is better than juicy that late night show pictures also amazing Which one didn't acknowledge me and Colbert. Yeah, Colbert one is solid Now this one this one, I don't know if you've done anything better than that one right there That that might be peak bro. No, no, no, that might be peak. He told me to sit down He told me to sit down. He said I want you to look at the camera. You just think to yourself. Hey That's a mouse No, that's not what my guy tend to Jones tinder on the Jones mouse tinder on the Jones I see mouse. Oh, yeah He bit around you see my lately you saw yesterday. You saw my pot. Don't y'all still do the pots. You have to be it like What Drake's house got burglarized. Oh no, no Enforcement Drake security call police after they spotted an unknown woman leaving the property with an object from the house There was actually a man This is good in my story It was a woman and it was a woman breaking into his house to steal one of those goddamn rings from off that chain Did you see that shit stupid? I got an engagement ring. He got a chain full of all the engagement rings He would have given women. It's like 42 fucking rings I Gave us the reason behind it 42 different ring. That's how I know Drake too rich Because you would buy one big-ass ring and then find the one person you want to give it to why you got to buy a different ring for everybody I think it was from that of music video Remember he had a video where he was like marrying a bunch of girls So he probably just took the ring back in the through the but why 42 of them you don't need to buy 42 engagement He did it for the video, huh? He did it for the video What was it falling back falling back well 42 That's black Adele when you own multiple houses do you care when you're broken into what when you own multiple houses Do you care one gets broken into? Yeah, but less probably No, because it's not your main main crib is in Toronto clearly I thought that was the one that got broken into that LA LA crib got broken into the Calabasas one Yeah, I think I would still be concerned because when I go there. I don't want to have to do Yeah, you don't want nobody breaking in like yeah That's what everybody knows you live everybody knows they live in Calabasas and he gave the fucking directions on that song with Travis Scott There we go. He did We go to the left to the left Directions crept down the block made it right. You gotta do is follow the directions backward boom right the fucking Drake's house Who do you think is the best rapper of all of us? Not in terms of like think of their own words, but actually execute and raps Mouse tinderoni Jones. Oh mouse for sure. Oh, you mean in this room. Yeah Taylor man. Was she be hitting that fee five full form that should be Dude yo, come on teller bust out one time for the chocolate factory Like what NBA referees union, why is everybody tripping off this file? Playoff game One of the dudes from the Lakers was like, yo, we didn't say it like they'll be like we're getting our ass kicked So much that every game matters, you know what I mean? So we really can't stand to lose any but like it's not like why are we acting like you know this game costs? Yeah, so much difference. Yeah, what's going on with them though? Are the Lakers bumming it up again? Oh, yeah, I don't even think they're 500. They're 500 this year But they claim in that it's bad refereeing the reason why they're losing somebody get come on son stop It's not bad reference. I don't know what it is. I think we know what it's not bad reference I know LeBron is the greatest old player that the world has ever seen as facts though That motherfucker at 38 is doing unbelievable. My god. Unbelievable. My god I pulled my back pouring water into my thermos last week, bro Look at the teacher who leg broke all she did was slam a woman and this guy's 38 Never had like a major major injury and then be like the guy's unreal Knock on wood Who can't at this point you've been in the league 20 years like crazy, bro. What this guy's crazy Because he's older, so don't jinx I never seen anything like it and like, you know, I guess we don't we don't really take it We don't really consider it because they're like not winning. You know what I mean? Yeah, we don't care about how well you're playing if you are Like the fact that Tom Brady still out there is incredible the fact that Tom Brady still ballin at 45 years old is incredible Yeah, but people take it for granted cuz he didn't win nothing this year. Yeah, you know what I mean people don't respect old people Yeah, we need our respect too. No, I think they do I think now I think it's changed because everybody's realizing they're going to get old I think we respect old people because we old That's when the fun starts No, it's true, but young people don't care about old people and you're older much longer than you're younger if you're blessed Facts 19 years and when you get all you got a little money Yeah, I got Nobody really starts thinking like that till 25. Yeah, youth is wasting under you're like I don't know. It's just you don't think about you never put stock in anything young in money I tell you that all the time the two things you should never Put stock in is youth in money because they're the most fleeting things in the world You're not gonna be young forever and you're never gonna be the richest person and even that'll go up and down So like naming your label young money is wild Produced two of the greatest of our generation. None of them can rep that anymore. Wow He said it at the concert. What is that? Young money young money. I mean you can take people back to that era But that's you gonna look really wild in a minute. Yeah, that's why he got a whole new crop of young money artists He does yes, I saw them on a The bar was the show called bars for 85. Yes, it's a whole new crop of young money artist What's the show called? What's it look at W? I want to shout them out This is those your bars for 85 or I 85 bars 85 some shit like oh, is it by 85 South bars? 85 South show some 35. That's what's called bars 85. Yeah, they had the whole new young money crew on there Like you got to do that. I didn't know that. You know, I mean you have to What's it called bars on? Bars on I-95 sleuth the bars on 95 95 man. What else we got Alex or Taylor Oh Man, it's a wrap man. No, it's not what I'm Pete though. It's a wrap bro. Nah, it's over. It's over It's over. No momentum. No energy New York City. I think it's filing official charges some tax charges I think that they Announced that today. It's over. It's over. Throne Pete though is over my boy It's over. I don't know if he getting locked up, but it's definitely over Well, if he does get locked up, I predicted that two years ago Yep. Yep. I did also Kanye had a run-in who gives a fuck is over for Kanye. Yeah, it's not over for Trump though Because I said this The reason it's not over for Trump because if Trump becomes a Republican nominee Republicans get in line, bro. Yeah. Yeah, I just don't think he can do it, but maybe you never know We just need some new jokes, right? Do you want me to work on it? No, I'll get on it right on bars for for Trump. How would you who would you come back now? Funny joke you gotta come at the Santas Dave Chappelle comes out on Friday night and Dave Chappelle goes He goes after this one particular group He said please tell me it's not the same. No, he said this is group having to finish it. Oh, okay. So that's the key And so who if you was Trump, who would you come after? Who's the group did blacks? You did Jewish people you did Mexicans You did transgenders Autistics Got a point I do have a point. He hasn't made fun of them yet. He's got a point. Yeah. Oh, no, he did though What is it? Mentally handy ill people. No, but autistic specifically. Yeah, I remember he did Can't go full T-Rex He didn't go mental handicap They're doing it what it I Don't think that'll hit the autistics. Yeah Yeah, cuz they're not bothering nobody he's got to go after groups that are bothering people. There's no boogeyman right now Robots, bro Straight up artificial intelligence taking all the fucking jobs. Yeah, Elon Musk Elon Musk Right go Attack Silicon Valley talk about all the clear and present danger that AI is gonna have by the way, why are we allowing this to happen? What's that? This artificial intelligence chat GBT. Why are we allowing this to happen? Y'all think fake y'all can't even handle fake tweets Oh, we can't even handle fake information. Yeah, I saw motherfuckers yesterday online talking about Bishop TD Jakes owning shade room They wasn't running with this shit TD Jakes was trending people were sending me this shit. I know it. I'm like, I know it I know it There was too much power too much influence But I thought y'all can't even handle fake information in the form of tweets fake information in the form of rumors And y'all think y'all can handle fake artificial intelligence Y'all really think y'all can handle a fake Kanye West saying something to y'all like No, you can't do it. Well, we can't even handle real Kanye West But you know what I'm saying here like we cannot handle that It's us. Hey, I Then they do you got you Chris saw the article I sent them and they said in two years. It's gonna be a Cyber war of epic proportions like it's a apocalyptic proportions Like you don't see keep that cyber, you know You can't handle that keep it on the internet. Everything we do is digital No, but then we'll just go to Montana, bro and live that life. How you gonna get there They're gonna shut the planes on everything will be ground Oregon trail. They're gonna fuck with the F.A. system You don't think I can organ trail. I got a fake portion right there. I'm gonna be driving the car I got a chip in it. No, not my fake Porsche. You got a fake Porsche. Yeah 57 if that shit got it from China, no Don't say the word Don't like what you're talking about that country talking about artificial intelligence Not even close to my intelligence Yeah, yeah, I gotta go after bro, and I'm talking about Alan I've done talk about the fucking robots That's telling you that's who Trump got to go after Trump treat the Trump treats artificial intelligence or robots like he treated Mexicans He's back in there. He's back in there for 2024 attack big tech go right at him Go right at him. Whoa go right at him. Whoa. All right. Let's do some asking idiots Taylor Ask an idiot see this is why this is why I'm gonna give me a robot. See what we just asked, you know Zane Man you ask a robot to do something Why do you hate black women? Yeah, shut them in robots aren't black And we know for sure they're not women because they do what you fucking ask them I'm telling you you ask Siri Siri. What's the weather? It doesn't go why the fuck you need to know what the weather in fact Siri if she can't understand you like I can't understand you right now Could you repeat the question? Siri wants to hear from us? Shall I make sense what would you say, huh? Not what she did we say no Like Taylor don't put us in the plane boat issue Taylor said you don't want to do such as such. Yeah I Don't know what's happening Because it's not a robot Charlemagne there are certain jobs robots would do good at Asking idiot maybe one of them Taylor could you please go to asking idiots? It's good I know that you did this prep for brain idiots and you do such a great job at prep Damn You damned if you do damned if you don't why you so you got you're stuck in the chocolate tube this morning or something Empty thoughts podcast wants to know why we so mean to tell This is wild you're sending in your own This is wild that you are sending in your own This is not you're a crazy ass girl crazy, and I'm not mean to my Taylor. I love my Taylor whenever I need a new suit You know what I mean whenever I'm like going to like an award show, and I need something done Yeah, my tail is amazing salute Alexander Nash He's an amazing Taylor I would never disrespect my Taylor. I am so good to my Taylor not once not once that's that Taylor What about your golden ticket Taylor? What about her? That's golden ticket Taylor right there. Why you call it golden? Why do you think she made it to the chocolate factory my brother? Yo, the Wayne is hilarious, you know whatever I do that Time for Dwayne man nobody's mean to Taylor Taylor's actually the meanest motherfucker in here That's facts. They're with me because you don't consider the people recording downstairs And we do put on a tallest chair Brings And they're like damn the fuck happened to the fault Y'all would not be asking us why we so mean to tell her y'all I seen Taylor walk up to a grown Fucking man grow man and say that is grown man. So how does it taste? He's like how does it taste he's like how does what taste did he's dick That's crazy And you're all you can do is laugh Okay Filly people are notoriously mean that is Man While it's not mean at all while it was one of the nicest Heart while it was one of the nicest people you ever gonna meet in your life. He's a he's an amazing guy Jelly I don't disrespect gilly the great quest love mean is shit beating the fuck out of drums Gotta get it out the system going crazy Beat the drum so hard. That's facts. That's facts. Sleut the quest love Billy fans mean is shit Let me for United fan probably got punched in the face the other night and they and they lost There's that iconic video where the Eagles fans through shit at Santa Claus I'm saying Through that was a Santa Claus. My fuckers is mean bro City of brotherly love my ass through the crack in the Liberty Bell for reason that's right. Um cuz Taylor walked by that shit when Oh That shit rang so long and so long and it cracked Taylor first of all said gravities was holding out on Back Basket my They are real, Taylor. Taylor Taylor. You're still Taylor. I'm scrollin' down, Taylor. Out here talkin' crazy. Out here talkin' crazy. I'm not even answerin' that. When you know you should be done with a woman. I have no idea. Wouldn't know. I have no idea. Wouldn't know. nyla? As a woman who people have been done with, what do you think? What? What! Okay, I might have worded that wrong, hold on. Nila, as a woman. As a woman. What? As a woman. What is this, Craig? We try to be a couple. No, Nila, this is wild. Nila, that is crazy. As a woman that, wait, I don't know. As a woman. Which part of the sentence is where we wrong? I don't know. What was it? What? Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Y'all are crazy right now. What's going, I can make it, I can make it. You know what? If you missed that, you're gay. Yeah, I'm sorry. But you know what I want to hit? Wait, what? How'd you know what I wanted to hit? You didn't see the TikTok challenge? Everybody's shooting? You missed it, you're gay? You didn't see that? Yeah, it's a TikTok challenge. I don't be on TikTok at all. Yeah, I don't be on TikTok either, but I'll be aware of all the gay shit. Um, I think it's time for coke, huh? It's over. Listen. No, no, no, it's over, it's over. What's the question? Any of them. You don't want to answer any of them. Shut up. OK, this is a good one, this is a good one. Steve OO wants to know, what's the most important thing in life for you guys? I like that one. My wife, man. Ooh. Yeah, um, man, saying family is so cliche, right? But if you don't say family, you're a fucking soziopath. No, I can tell you why. The first thing that came to mind was to be of service. But when I say to be of service, I mean, like, for everybody, my family, my friends, and just society as a whole. You know what I'm saying? So, you know, you want to show up as the best version of yourself. You want to do the work on yourself and everything just so you can show up as a great citizen in this society of ours and just be of service to people. So, honestly, yeah, the most important thing in my life is, I mean, family, like I said, family is a no-brainer, but it's to be of service. You know, I just want to be of service. That's it. Nyla? Yeah, mine should probably be family as well and peace. Which you didn't get on this podcast today. Yeah, not at all. Damn, Nyla. It was good till the end. It was good till the end. Whoa. Nigga said the ending. What? I was going to say, there were a lot of people that could say out of my relationship. I wasn't going to say you in particular. I'm just saying. Oh, God. As always, if you listen to this podcast and you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you think we're just a couple of idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. Absolutely right. It's the brilliant podcast. Thank you for listening, guys and gals.