 THE MAN WITH THE TWISTED LIP by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle Isa Whitney, brother of the late Elias Whitney, d.d., principal of the Theological College of St. George's, was much addicted to opium. The habit grew upon him, as I understand, from some foolish freak when he was at college, for having read Dick Quincy's description of his dreams and sensations, he had drenched his tobacco with lotinum in an attempt to produce the same effects. He found, as so many more have done, that the practice is easier to attain than to get rid of, and for many years he continued to be a slave to the drug, an object of mingled horror and pity to his friends and relatives. I can see him now, with yellow pasty face, drooping lids, and pinpoint pupils, all huddled in a chair, the wreck and ruin of a noble man. One night, it was in June 1989, there came a ring to my bell, about the hour when a man gives his first yawn and glances at the clock. I sat up in my chair, and my wife laid her needlework down on her lap, and made a little face of disappointment. A patient said she, you'll have to go out. I groaned, for I was newly come back from a weary day. We heard the door open, a few hurried words, and then quick steps upon the linoleum. Our own door flew open, and a lady, clad in some dark-colored stuff, with a black veil, entered the room. You will excuse my calling so late, she began, and then, suddenly losing her self-control, she ran forward, through her arms about my wife's neck, and sobbed upon her shoulder. Oh, I'm in such trouble, she cried, I do so want a little help. Why, said my wife, pulling up her veil, it is Kate Whitney. How you startled me, Kate, I had not an idea who you were, when you came in. I didn't know what to do, so I came straight to you. That was always the way folk who were in grief came to my wife, like birds, to a lighthouse. It was very sweet of you to come. Now, you must have some wine and water, and sit here comfortably, and tell us all about it. Or should you rather that I sent James off to bed? Oh, no, no, I want the doctor's advice, and help, too. It's about Issa. He has not been home for two days. I am so frightened about him. It was not the first time that she had spoken to us of her husband's trouble. To me as a doctor, to my wife as an old friend and school companion, we soothed and comforted her by such words as we could find. Did she know where her husband was? Was it possible that we could bring him back to her? It seems that it was. She had the surest information that, of late he had, when the fit was on him, made use of an opium den in the farthest east of the city. Hitherto his orgies had always been confined to one day, and he had come back twitching and shattered in the evening. But now the spell had been upon him eight and forty hours. And he lay there, doubtless, among the dregs of the docks, breathing in the poison, or sleeping off the effects. There he was to be found, she was sure of it, at the bar of gold, in Upper Swandham Lane. But what was she to do? How could she, a young and timid woman, make her way into such a place, and pluck her husband out from among the ruffians who surrounded him? There was the case, and of course there was but one way out of it. Might I not escort her to this place? And then, as a second thought, why should she come at all? I was Iso-Witney's medical advisor, and as such I had influence over him. I could manage it better if I were alone. I promised her on my word that I would send him home in a cab within two hours, if he were indeed at the address which he had given me. And so in ten minutes I had left my arm-chair and cheery sitting-room behind me, and was speeding eastward in a handsome on a strange errand, as it seemed to me at the time, though the future only could show how strange it was to be. But there was no great difficulty in the first stage of my adventure. Upper Swandham Lane is a vile alley lurking behind the high wharves which line the north side of the river to the east of London Bridge. Between a slop-shop and a gentshop, approached by a steep flight of steps leading down to a black gap, like the mouth of a cave, I found the den of which I was in search. Ordering my cab to wait, I passed down the steps, worn hollow in the centre by the ceaseless tread of drunken feet, and by the light of a flickering oil-lamp above the door I found the latch and made my way into a long, low room, thick and heavy with a brown opium smoke, and terraced with wooden berths like the forecastle of an immigrant ship. Through the gloom one could dimly catch a glimpse of bodies lying in strange fantastic poses, bowed shoulders bent knees, heads thrown back, and chins pointed upward, with here and there a dark, lackluster eye turned upon the newcomer. Out of the black shadows there glimmered little red circles of light, now bright, now faint, as the burning poison waxed or waned in the bowls of the metal pipes. The most lay silent, but some muttered to themselves and others talked together in a strange, low, monotonous voice, their conversation coming in gushes, and then suddenly, tailing off into silence, each mumbling about his own thoughts and paying little heed to the words of his neighbour, at the farther end, was a small brazier of burning charcoal, beside which on a three-legged wooden stool there sat a tall, then old man, with his jaw resting upon two fists, and his elbows upon his knees, staring into the fire. As I entered, a sallow, melee attendant had hurried up with a pipe for me at a supply of the drug, beckoning me to an empty berth. "'Thank you. I have not come to stay,' said I. There is a friend of mine here, Mr. Eisen Whitney, and I wish to speak to him. There was a movement and an exclamation from my right, and peering through the gloom I saw Whitney, pale, haggard, and unkempt, staring out at me. "'My God! It's Watson!' said he. He was in a pitiable state of reaction, with every nerve in a Twitter. I say, Watson, what o'clock is it?' Nearly eleven. "'Of what day?' "'Of Friday, June nineteenth.' "'Good heavens! I thought it was Wednesday. It is Wednesday. What do you want to frighten a chap for?' He sank his face onto his arms, and began to sob in a high treble key. "'I tell you that it is Friday, man. Your wife has been waiting this two days for you. You should be ashamed of yourself.' "'So I am. But you've got mixed, Watson, for I have only been here a few hours. Three pipes, four pipes. I forget how many. But I'll go home with you. I wouldn't frighten Kate. Poor little Kate. Give me your hand. Have you a cab?' "'Yes. I have one, waiting.' "'Then I shall go in it. But I must owe something. Find what I owe, Watson. I am all off-color. I can do nothing for myself. I walk down the narrow passage between the double row of sleepers, holding my breath to keep out the vile, stupefying fumes of the drug, and looking about for the manager. As I pass the tall man who sat by the brazier, I felt a sudden pluck at my skirt, and a low voice whispered, walk past me, and then look back at me. The words felt quite distinctly upon my ear. I glanced down. They could only have come from the old man at my side, and yet he sat now as absorbed as ever. Very thin, very wrinkled, bent with age, an opium pipe dangling down from between his knees, as though it had dropped in sheer lassitude from his fingers. I took two steps forward and looked back. It took all my self-control to prevent me from breaking out into a cry of astonishment. He had turned his back so that none could see him but I. His form had filled out, his wrinkles were gone, the dull eyes had regained their fire, and there, sitting by the fire and grinning at my surprise, was none other than Sherlock Holmes. He made a slight motion to me to approach him, and instantly, as he turned his face half-round to the company once more, subsided into a doddering, loose-lipped senility. "'Holmes,' I whispered, what on earth are you doing in this tin?' "'As low as you can,' he answered. "'I have excellent ears. If you would have the great kindness to get rid of that sought-ish friend of yours, I should be exceedingly glad to have a little talk with you.' "'I have a cab outside.' "'Then pray send him home in it. You may safely trust him, for he appears to be too limp to get into any mischief. I should recommend you also to send a note by the cabman to your wife, to say that you have thrown in your lot with me. If you will wait outside, I shall be with you in five minutes.' It was difficult to refuse any of Sherlock Holmes' requests, for they were always so exceedingly definite, and put forward with such a quiet air of mastery. I felt, however, that when Whitney was once confined in the cab, my mission was practically accomplished, and for the rest I could not wish anything better than to be associated with my friend in one of those singular adventures which were the normal condition of his existence. In a few minutes I had written my note, paid Whitney's bill, led him out to the cab, and seen him driven through the darkness. In a very short time a decrepit figure had emerged from the opium den, and I was walking down the street with Sherlock Holmes. For two streets he shuffled along with a bent back and an uncertain foot. Then, glancing quickly round, he straightened himself out and burst into a hearty fit of laughter. "'I suppose Watson,' said he, that you imagine that I have added opium smoking to cocaine injunctions, and all the other little weaknesses on which you have favored me with your medical views. I was certainly surprised to find you there. But not more so than I to find you. I came to find a friend, and I to find an enemy.' "'An enemy?' "'Yes, one of my natural enemies, or shall I say, my natural prey. Briefly, Watson, I am in the midst of a very remarkable inquiry, and I have hoped to find a clue in the incoherent ramblings of these salts, as I have done before now. Had I been recognized in that den, my life would not have been worth an hour's purchase, for I have used it before, now, for my own purposes, and the rascally lascar who runs it has sworn to have vengeance upon me. There is a trap-door at the back of that building, near the corner of Paul's wharf, which could tell some strange tales of what has passed through it, upon the moonless nights.' "'What?' "'You do not mean bodies?' "'I, bodies, Watson. We should be rich men if we had one thousand pounds for every poor devil who has been done to death in that den. It is the vilest murder-trap on the whole riverside, and I fear that Neville St. Clair has entered it never to leave it more. But our trap should be here.' He put his two forefingers between his teeth and whistled shrilly, a signal which was answered by a similar whistle from the distance, followed shortly by the rattle of wheels and the clink of horses' hooves. "'Now, Watson,' said Holmes, as a tall dog-cart dashed up through the gloom, throwing out two golden tunnels of yellow light from its side lanterns, you'll come with me, won't you? If I can be of use.' "'Oh, a trusty comrade is always of use, and a chronicler still more so. My room at the cedars is a double-bedded one.' "'The cedars?' "'Yes, that is Mr. St. Clair's house. I am staying there while I conduct the inquiry.' "'Where is it, then?' "'Nearly, in Kent. We have a seven-mile drive before us. But I am all in the dark.' "'Of course you are. You'll know about it presently. Jump up here. All right, John. We shall not need you. Here's half a crown. Look out for me to-morrow, about eleven. Give her her head. So long, then.' He flicked the horse with his whip, and we dashed away through the endless succession of somber and deserted streets, which widened gradually until we were flying across a broad, balustrated bridge, with the murky river flowing sluggishly beneath us. Beyond lay another dull wilderness of bricks and mortar, its silence broken only by the heavy, regular footfall of the policemen, or the songs and shouts of some belated party of revelers. A dull rack was drifting slowly across the sky, and a star or two twinkled dimly here and there through the wrists of the clouds. Holmes drove in silence, with his head sunk upon his breast, and the air of a man who was lost in thought. While I sat beside him, curious to learn what his new quest might be, which seemed to tax his powers so sorely, and yet afraid to break in upon the current of his thoughts. We had driven several miles, and were beginning to get to the fringe of the belt of suburban villas when he shook himself, shrugged his shoulders, and lit up his pipe with the air of a man who has satisfied himself that he is acting for the best. You have a grand gift of silence, Watson said he. It makes you quite invaluable as a companion. Upon my word, it is a great thing for me to have someone to talk to, for my own thoughts are not over-pleasant. I was wondering what I should say to this dear little woman to-night when she meets me at the door. You forget that I know nothing about it. I shall just have time to tell you the facts of the case before we get to Lee. It seems absurdly simple, and yet somehow I can get nothing to go upon. There's plenty of thread, no doubt, but I can't get the end of it into my hand. Now, I'll state the case clearly and concisely to you, Watson, and maybe you can see a spark where all is dark to me. Proceed then. Some years ago, to be definite, in May 1884, there came to Lee a gentleman, Neville St. Clair by name, who appeared to have plenty of money. He took a large villa, laid out the grounds very nicely, and lived generally in good style. By degrees he made friends in the neighbourhood, and in 1887 he married the daughter of a local brewer by whom he now has two children. He had no occupation, but was interested in several companies, and went into town as a rule in the morning, returning by the 514 from Cannon Street every night. Mr. St. Clair is now thirty-seven years of age, is a man of temperate habits, a good husband, a very affectionate father, and a man who is popular with all who know him. I may add that his whole debts at the present moment, as far as we have been able to ascertain, amount to eighty-eight pounds, ten shelling, while he has two hundred and twenty pounds standing to his credit in the capital and county's bank. There is no reason, therefore, to think that money troubles have been weighing upon his mind. Last Monday Mr. Neville St. Clair went into town rather earlier than usual, remarking before he had started that he had two important commissions to perform, and that he would bring his little boy home a box of bricks. Now by the mere's chance his wife received a telegram upon the same Monday, very shortly after his departure, to the effect that a small parcel of considerable value which she had been expecting was waiting for her at the offices of the Aberdeen Shipping Company. Now if you are well up in your London, you will know that the office of the company is in Fresno Street, which branches out of Upper Swandham Lane, where you found me, to-night. Mrs. St. Clair had her lunch, started for the city, did some shopping, proceeded to the company's office, got her packet, and found herself at exactly four-thirty-five walking through Swandham Lane on her way back to the station. Have you followed me so far? It is very clear. If you remember, Monday was an exceedingly hot day, and Mrs. St. Clair walked slowly, glancing about in the hope of seeing a cab, as she did not like the neighborhood in which she found herself. While she was walking in this way down Swandham Lane, she suddenly heard an ejaculation, or cry, and was struck cold to see her husband looking down at her, and, as it seemed to her, beckoning to her from a second floor window. The window was open, and she distinctly saw his face, which she describes as being terribly agitated. He waved his hand frantically to her, and then vanished from the window, so suddenly that it seemed to her that he had been plucked back by some irresistible force from behind. One singular point which struck her quick feminine eye was that, although he wore some dark coat, such as he had started town in, he had on neither collar nor necktie. Convinced that something was amiss with him, she rushed down the steps, for the house was none other than the opium den in which you found me to-night, and running through the front room she attempted to ascend the stairs which led to the first floor. At the foot of the stairs, however, she met this less-scarred scoundrel of whom I have spoken, who thrust her back, and, aided by a dain who acts as assistant there, pushed her out into the street. Filled with the most maddening doubts and fears, she rushed down the lane, and, by rare good fortune, met in Fresno Street a number of constables, with an inspector, all on their way to their beat. The inspector and two men accompanied her back, and in spite of the continued resistance of the proprietor, they made their way to the room in which Mr. St. Clair had last been seen. There was no sign of him there. In fact, in the whole of that floor, there was no one to be found save a crippled wretch of hideous aspect who, it seems, made his home there. Both he and the less-scarred, stoutly, swore that no one else had been in the front room during the afternoon. So determined was their denial that the inspector was staggered, and had almost come to believe that Mrs. St. Clair had been deluded when, with a cry, she sprang at a small deal-box which lay upon the table and tore the lid from it. Out there fell a cascade of children's bricks. It was the toy which he had promised to bring home. This discovery and the evident confusion which the cripple showed made the inspector realize that the matter was serious. The rooms were carefully examined, and results all pointed to an abominable crime. The front room was plainly furnished as a sitting-room, and led into a small bedroom which looked out upon the back of one of the wharves. Between the wharf and the bedroom, window, is a narrow strip, which is dry at low tide, but is covered at high tide with at least four and a half feet of water. The bedroom window was a broad one, and opened from below. On examination traces of blood were to be seen upon the window cell, and several scattered drops were visible upon the wooden floor of the bedroom. Thrust away behind a curtain in the front room were all the clothes of Mr. Neville St. Clair with the exception of his coat. His boots, his socks, his hat, and his watch all were there. There were no signs of violence upon any of these garments, and there were no other traces of Mr. Neville St. Clair. Out of the window he must apparently have gone, for no other exit could be discovered, and the ominous bloodstains upon the cell gave little promise that he could save himself by swimming, for the tide was at its very highest at the moment of the tragedy. And now as the villains who seemed to be immediately implicated in the matter. The Lascar was known to be a man of the vilous antecedents, but as, by Mrs. St. Clair's story, he was known to have been at the foot of the stair within a very few seconds of her husband's appearance at the window. He could hardly have been more than an accessory to the crime. His defense was one of absolute ignorance, and he protested that he had no knowledge as to the doings of Hugh Boone, his lodger, and that he could not account in any way for the presence of the missing gentleman's clothes. So much for the Lascar manager. Now for the sinister cripple, who lives upon the second floor of the opium den, and who was certainly the last human being whose eyes rested upon Neville St. Clair. His name is Hugh Boone, and his hideous face is one which is familiar to every man who goes much to the city. He is a professional beggar, though in order to avoid the police regulations, he pretends to a small trade in wax vestas. Some little distance down Threadneedle Street, upon the left-hand side, there is, as you may have remarked, a small angle in the wall. Here it is that this creature takes his daily seat, cross-legged with his tiny stalk of matches on his lap, and as he is a piteous spectacle, a small rain of charity descends into the greasy leather cap which lies upon the pavement beside him. I have watched the fellow more than once before ever I thought of making his professional acquaintance, and I have been surprised at the harvest which he has reaped in a short time. His appearance, you see, is so remarkable that no one can pass him without observing him. A shock of orange hair, a pale face disfigured by a horrible scar, which by its contraction has turned up the outer edge of his upper lip, a bulldog chin, and a pair of very penetrating dark eyes which present a singular contrast to the color of his hair. All mark him out from amid the common crowd of mendicants, and so, too, does his wit, for he is ever ready with a reply to any piece of chaff which may be thrown at him by the passers-by. This is the man whom we now learn to have been the lodger at the opium den, and to have been the last man to see the gentleman of whom we are in quest. But a cripple, said I, what could he have done single-handed against a man in the prime of life? He is a cripple in the sense that he walks with a limp, but in other respects he appears to be a powerful and well-nurtured man. Surely your medical experience would tell you, Watson, that weakness in one limb is often compensated for by exceptional strength in the others. Pray continue your narrative. Mrs. St. Clair had fainted at the sight of the blood upon the window, and she was escorted home in a cab by the police, as her presence could be of no help to them in their investigations. Inspector Borton, who had charge of the case, made a very careful examination of the premises, but without finding anything which threw any light upon the matter. One mistake had been made in not arresting Boone instantly, as he was allowed some few minutes during which he might have communicated with his friend the Lascar, but this fault was soon remedied, and he was seized and searched without anything being found which could incriminate him. There were, it is true, some blood stains upon his right shirt sleeve, but he pointed to his ring finger, which had been cut near the nail, and explained that the bleeding came from there, adding that he had been to the window not long before, and that the stains which had been observed there came doubtless from the same source. He denied strenuously having ever seen Mr. Neville St. Clair, and swore that the presence of the clothes in his room was as much a mystery to him as to the police. As to Mrs. St. Clair's assertion that she had actually seen her husband at the window, he declared that she must have been either mad or dreaming. He was removed, loudly protesting, to the police station, while the inspector remained upon the premises in the hope that the ebbing tide might afford some fresh clue. And it did, though they hardly found upon the mud-bank what they had feared to find. It was Neville St. Clair's coat, and not Neville St. Clair, which lay uncovered as the tide receded. And what do you think they found in the pockets? I cannot imagine. No, I don't think you would guess. Every pocket stuffed with pennies and half-penneys, four hundred and twenty-one pennies, and two hundred and seventy half-penneys. It was no wonder that it had not been swept away by the tide. But a human body is a different matter. There is a fierce eddy between the wharf and the house. It seemed likely enough that the weighted coat had remained when the stripped body had been sucked away into the river. But I understand that all the other clothes were found in the room. Would the body be dressed in a coat alone? No, sir. But the facts might be met speciously enough. Suppose that this man Boone had thrust Neville St. Clair through the window. There is no human eye which could have seen the deed. What would he do then? It would, of course, instantly strike him that he must get rid of the tell-tale garments. He would seize the coat then, and be in the act of throwing it out, when it would occur to him that it would swim and not sink. He has little time, for he has heard the scuffle downstairs when the wife tried to force her way up, and perhaps he has already heard from his lascar confederate that the police are hurrying up the street. There is not an instant to be lost. He rushes to some secret hoard, where he has accumulated the fruits of his beggary, and he stuffs all the coins upon which he can lay his hands into the pockets to make sure of the coats sinking. He throws it out, and would have done the same with the other garments had he not heard the rush of steps below, and only just had time to close the window when the police appeared. It certainly sounds feasible. Well, we will take it as a working hypothesis, for want of a better. Boone, as I have told you, was arrested and taken to the station, but it could not be shown that there had ever before been anything against him. He had for years been known as a professional beggar, but his life appeared to have been a very quiet and innocent one. There the matter stands at present, and the questions which have to be solved, what Neville Sinclair was doing in the opium den, what happened to him when there, where is he now, and what Hugh Boone has to do with his disappearance, are all as far from a solution as ever. I confess that I cannot recall any case within my experience which looked at the first glance so simple, and yet which presented such difficulties. While Sherlock Holmes had been detailing this singular series of events, we had been whirling through the outskirts of the Great Town until the last straggling houses had been left behind, and we rattled along with a country hedge upon either side of us. Just as he finished, however, we drove through two scattered villages where few lights still glimmered in the windows. "'We are on the outskirts of Lee,' said my companion. "'We have touched on three English counties in our short drive, starting in Middlesex, passing over an angle of Surrey, and ending in Kent. See that light among the trees. That is the cedars, and beside that lamp sits a woman whose anxious ears have already, I have little doubt, caught the clink of our horse's feet. But why are you not conducting the case from Baker Street?' I asked. "'Because there are many inquiries which must be made out here. Mrs. St. Clair has most kindly put two rooms at my disposal, and you may rest assured that she will have nothing but a welcome for my friend and colleague. I hate to meet her Watson when I have no news of her husband. Here we are. Whoa! There! Whoa!' I was in front of a large villa which stood within its own grounds. A stable boy had run out to the horse's head, and springing down I followed homes up the small winding gravel drive which led to the house. As we approached, the door flew open, and a little blonde woman stood in the opening, clad in some sort of light mousseline dessol, with a touch of fluffy pink chiffon at her neck and wrists. She stood with her figure outlined against the flood of light. One hand upon the door, one half raised in her eagerness. Her body slightly bent. Her head and face protruded with eager eyes and parted lips. A standing question. "'Well,' she cried, "'Well!' and then, seeing that there were two of us, she gave a cry of hope which sank into a groan as she saw that my companion shook his head and shrugged his shoulders. "'No good news!' "'None.' "'No bad?' "'No.' "'Thank God for that. But come in. You must be wary, for you have had a long day.' "'This is my friend, Dr. Watson. He has been of most vital use to me in several of my cases, and a lucky chance has made it possible for me to bring him out and associate him with his investigation.' "'I am delighted to see you,' said she, pressing my hand warmly. "'You will, I am sure, forgive anything that may be wanting in our arrangements, when you consider the blow which has come so suddenly upon us.' "'My dear madam,' said I, "'I am an old campaigner, and if I were not, I can very well see that no apology is needed. If I can be of any assistance, either to you or to my friend here, I shall be indeed happy.' "'Now, Mr. Sherlock Holmes,' said the lady, as we entered a well-lit dining-room, upon the table of which a cold supper had been laid out, I should very much like to ask you one or two plain questions, to which I beg that you will give a plain answer.' "'Certainly, madam. Do not trouble about my feelings. I am not hysterical, nor given to fainting. I simply wish to hear your real, real opinion.' "'Upon what point?' "'In your heart of hearts, do you think that Neville is alive?' "'Sherlock Holmes seemed to be embarrassed by the question.' "'Frankly, now,' she repeated, standing upon the rug and looking keenly down at him, as he leaned back in a basket-chair. "'Frankly, then, madam, I do not. You think that he is dead?' "'I do.' "'Murdered?' "'I don't say that, perhaps. And on what day did he meet his death?' "'On Monday.' "'Then perhaps, Mr. Holmes, you will be good enough to explain how it is that I have received a letter from him to-day.' Sherlock Holmes sprang out of his chair as if he had been galvanized. "'What?' he roared. "'Yes, to-day.' She stood smiling, holding up a little slip of paper in the air. "'May I see it?' "'Certainly.' He snatched it from her in his eagerness, and smoothing it out upon the table, he drew over the lamp and examined it intently. I had left my chair and was gazing at it over his shoulder. The envelope was a very coarse one, and it was stamped with the Graveson postmark, and with the date of that very day, or rather of the day before, for it was considerably after midnight. "'Course writing,' murmured Holmes. "'Surely, this is not your husband's writing, madam.' "'No, but the enclosure is.' I perceived also that whoever addressed the envelope had to go and inquire as to the address. How can you tell that?' The name, you see, is in perfectly black ink, which has dried itself. The rest is of the grayish color, which shows that blotting paper has been used. If it had been written straight off, and then blotted, none would be of a deep black shade. This man has written the name, and there has then been a pause before he wrote the address, which can only mean that he was not familiar with it. It is, of course, a trifle, but there is nothing so important as trifles. Let us now see the letter. Ha! There has been an enclosure here. Yes, there was a ring, his signet ring, and you are sure that this is your husband's hand. One of his hands. One. His hand, when he wrote hurriedly, it is very unlike his usual writing, and yet I know it well. Dearest, do not be frightened. All will come well. There is a huge error, which it may take some little time to rectify. Wait in patience, Neville. Written in pencil upon the flyleaf of a book. Octavo size, no watermark. Hum! Posted to-day in Rick Gravesend by a man with a dirty thumb. Ha! And the flap has been gummed. If I am not very much in error by a person who had been chewing tobacco, and you have no doubt that it is your husband's hand, madam. None. Neville wrote those words. And they were posted to-day at Gravesend. Well, Mrs. St. Clair, the clouds lighten, though I should not venture to say that the danger is over. But he must be alive, Mr. Holmes. Unless this is a clever forgery to put us on the wrong scent, the ring, after all, proves nothing. It may have been taken from him. No, no, it is. It is his very own writing. Very well. It may, however, been written on Monday and only posted to-day. That is possible. If so, much may have happened between. Oh, you must not discourage me, Mr. Holmes. I know that all is well with him. There is so keen sympathy between us that I should know if evil came upon him. On the very day that I saw him last, he cut himself in the bedroom, and yet I in the dining-room rushed upstairs instantly with the utmost certainty that something had happened. Do you think that I would respond to such a trifle and yet be ignorant of his death? I have seen too much not to know that the impression of a woman may be more valuable than the conclusion of an analytical reasoner, and in this letter you certainly have a very strong piece of evidence to corroborate your view. But if your husband is alive and able to write letters, why should he remain away from you? I cannot imagine it is unthinkable. And on Monday he made no remarks before leaving you. No. And you were surprised to see him in Swandham Lane? Very much so. Was the window open? Yes. Then he might have called to you. He might. He only, as I understood, gave an inarticulate cry. Yes. A call for help, you thought. Yes. He waved his hands. But it might have been a cry of surprise. A astonishment at the unexpected sight of you might cause him to throw up his hands. It is possible. And you thought he was pulled back. He disappeared so suddenly. He might have leapt back. You did not see anyone else in the room. No. But this horrible man confessed to having been there, and the last car was at the foot of the stairs. Quite so. Your husband, as far as you could see, had his ordinary clothes on. But without his collar or tie I distinctly saw his bare throat. Had he ever spoken of Swandham Lane? Never. Had he ever shown any signs of having taken opium? Never. Thank you, Mrs. St. Clair. Those are the principal points about which I wish to be absolutely clear. We shall now have a little supper and then retire, for we may have a very busy day tomorrow. A large and comfortable double-bedded room had been placed at our disposal, and I was quickly between the sheets, for I was weary after my night of adventure. Sherlock Holmes was a man, however, who, when he had an unsolved problem upon his mind, would go for days, and even for a week without rest, turning it over, rearranging his facts, looking at it from every point of view until he had either fathomed debt or convinced himself that his data were insufficient. It was soon evident to me that he was now preparing for an all-night sitting. He took off his coat and waistcoat, and put on a large blue dressing-gown, and then wandered about the room, collecting pillows from his bed and cushions from the sofa and arm-chairs. With these he constructed a sort of eastern divan upon which he perched himself cross-legged with an ounce of shagged tobacco and a box of matches laid out in front of him. In the dim light of the lamp I saw him sitting there, an old briar pipe between his lips, his eyes fixed vacantly upon the corner of the ceiling, the blue smoke curling up from him, silent, motionless, with the light shining upon his strong-set aquiline features. So he sat as I dropped off to sleep, and so he sat when a sudden ejaculation caused me to wake up, and I found these summer sun shining into the apartment. The pipe was still between his lips. The smoke still curled upward, and the room was full of a dense tobacco haze, but nothing remained of the heap of shag which I had seen upon the previous night. "'Awake, Watson?' he asked. "'Yes. Game for a morning drive?' "'Certainly.' "'Then dress. No one is stirring yet, but I know where the stable-boy sleeps, and we shall soon have the trap out.' He chuckled to himself as he spoke, his eyes twinkled, and he seemed a different man to the somber thinker of the previous night. As I dressed I glanced at my watch. It was no wonder that no one was stirring. It was twenty-five minutes past four. I had hardly finished when Holmes returned with the news that the boy was putting in the horse. "'I want to test a little theory of mine,' said he, pulling on his boots. "'I think, Watson, that you are now standing in the presence of one of the most absolute fools in Europe. I deserve to be kicked from here to Charing Cross. But I think I have the key of the affair now.' "'And where is it?' I asked, smiling. "'In the bathroom,' he answered. "'Oh, yes, I am not joking,' he continued, seeing my look of incredulity. I have just been there, and I have taken it out, and I have got it in this Gladstone bag. Come on, my boy, and we shall see whether it will not fit the lock. We made our way downstairs as quietly as possible, and out into the bright morning sunshine. In the road stood our horse and trap, with a half-clad stable-boy waiting at the head. We both sprang in, and away we dashed down the London road. A few country carts were stirring, bearing in vegetables to the metropolis. But the lines of villas on either side were as silent and lifeless as some city in a dream. "'It has been, in some points, a singular case,' said Holmes, flicking the horse on into a gallop. I confess that I have been as blind as a mole, but it is better to learn wisdom late than never to learn it at all. In town the earliest risers were just beginning to look sleepily from their windows as we drove through the streets of the Surrey side. Passing down the Waterloo Bridge Road, we crossed over the river, and dashing up Wellington Street, wheeled sharply to the right, and found ourselves in Bow Street. Sherlock Holmes was well known to the force, and the two constables at the door saluted him. One of them held the horse's head, while the other led us in. "'Who is on duty?' asked Holmes. "'Inspect to Bread Street, sir.' "'Ah, Bread Street, how are you?' A tall, stout official had come down the stun-flag passage in a peaked cap and frogged jacket. "'I wish to have a quiet word with you, Bread Street.' "'Certainly, Mr. Holmes, step into my room here.' It was a small office-like room, with a huge ledger upon the table, and a telephone projecting from the wall. The inspector sat down at his desk. "'What can I do for you, Mr. Holmes?' I called about that beggar-man Boone, the one who was charged with being concerned in the disappearance of Mr. Neville St. Clair of Lee. Yes, he was brought up and remanded for further inquiries. So I heard. You have him here. In the cells. Is he quiet? Oh! He gives no trouble. But he is a dirty scoundrel.' "'Dirty?' "'Yes, it is all we can do to make him wash his hands, and his face is as black as a tanker's. Well, once his case has been settled he will have a regular prison bath, and I think, if you saw him, you would agree with me that he needed it. I should like to see him very much.' "'Would you?' That is easily done. Come this way. You can leave your bag.' "'No, I think that I'll take it.' "'Very good. Come this way, if you please.' He let us down a passage, opened a barred door, passed down a winding stair, and brought us to a whitewash corridor with a line of doors on each side. "'The third on the right is his,' said the inspector. "'Here it is.' He quietly shot back a panel in the upper part of the door, and glanced through. "'He has a sleep,' said he. "'You can see him very well.' We both put our eyes to the grading. The prisoner lay with his face towards us, in a very deep sleep, breathing slowly and heavily. He was a mid-sized man, coarsely clad, as became his calling, with a colored shirt protruding through the rent in his tattered coat. He was, as the inspector had said, extremely dirty, but the grime which covered his face could not conceal its repulsive ugliness. A broad wheel from an old scar ran right across it from eye to chin, and by its contraction had turned up one side of the upper lip so that three teeth were exposed in a perpetual snarl. A shock of very bright red hair grew low over his eyes and forehead. "'He's a beauty, isn't he?' said the inspector. "'He certainly needs a wash,' remarked Holmes. "'I had an idea that he might, and I took the liberty of bringing the tools with me.' He opened the Gladstone bag as he spoke, and took out, to my astonishment, a very large bath-sponge. "'He he he! You are a funny one,' chuckled the inspector. "'Now, if you will have the great goodness to open that door very quietly, we will soon make him cut a much more respectable figure.' "'Well, I don't know why not,' said the inspector. "'He doesn't look a credit to the Bow Street cells, does he?' He slipped his key into the lock, and we all very quietly entered the cell. The sleeper half turned, and then settled down once more into a deep slumber. Holmes stooped to the water-jug, moistened his sponge, and then rubbed it twice vigorously across and down the prisoner's face. "'Let me introduce you,' he shouted, to Mr. Neville St. Clair of Lee in the county of Kent. "'Never in my life have I seen such a sight. The man's face peeled off under the sponge like the bark from a tree. One was the coarse brown tent. Gone, too, was the horrid scar which had seemed across, and the twisted lip which had given the repulsive sneer to the face. A twitch brought away the tangled red hair, and there, setting up in his bed, was a pale, sad-faced, refined-looking man, black-haired and smooth-skinned, rubbing his eyes and staring about him with sleepy bewilderment. Then suddenly, realizing the exposure, he broke into a scream and threw himself down with his face to the pillow. "'Great heavens!' cried the inspector. "'It is indeed the missing man. I know him from the photograph.' The prisoner turned with the reckless air of a man who abandons himself to his destiny. "'Be it so,' said he, and pray, what I am charged with. With making away with Mr. Neville St.—oh, come! you can't be charged with that unless they make a case of attempted suicide of it,' said the inspector with the grann. Well, I have been twenty-seven years in the force, but this really takes the cake. If I am Mr. Neville St. Clair, then it is obvious that no crime has been committed, and that, therefore, I am illegally detained. No crime, but a very great error, has been committed,' said Holmes. "'You would have done better to have trusted your wife.' It was not the wife. It was the children,' grinned the prisoner. God help me! I would not have them ashamed of their father. My God! What an exposure! What can I do?' Sherlock Holmes sat down beside him on the couch, and patted him kindly on the shoulder. "'If you leave it to the court of law to clear the matter up,' said he. Of course you can hardly avoid publicity. On the other hand, if you convince the police authorities that there is no possible case against you, I do not know that there is any reason that the details should find their way into the papers.' Inspector Bradstreet would, I am sure, make notes upon anything which you might tell us, and submit it to the proper authorities. The case would then never go into court at all. "'God bless you!' cried the prisoner passionately. I would have endured imprisonment, I even execution, rather than have left my miserable secret as a family block to my children. You are the first who have ever heard my story. My father was a schoolmaster in Chesterfield, where I received an excellent education. I traveled, and my youth took to the stage, and finally became a reporter of an evening paper in London. One day my editor wished to have a series of articles upon begging in the metropolis, and I volunteered to supply them. There was the point from which all my adventures started. It was only by trying begging, as an amateur, that I could get the facts upon which to base my articles. When an actor I had, of course, learned all the secrets of making up, and had been famous in the green room for my skill, I took advantage now of my attainments, I painted my face, and to make myself as pitiable as possible I made a good scar and fixed one side of my lip in a twist by the aid of a small slip of flesh colored plaster. Then with a red head of hair and an appropriate dress I took my station in the business part of the city, ostensibly as a match seller, but really as a beggar. For seven hours I piled my trade, and when I returned home in the evening I found to my surprise that I had received no less than twenty-six shillings, four D. I wrote my articles and thought little more of the matter until some time later I backed a bill for a friend and had a writ served upon me for twenty-five pounds. I was at my wit's end where to get the money, but a sudden idea came to me. I begged a fortnight's grace from the creditor, asked for a holiday from my employers, and spent the time in begging in the city under my disguise. In ten days I had the money, and had paid the debt. Well, you can imagine how hard it was to settle down to arduous work at two pounds a week when I knew that I could earn as much in a day by smearing my face with a little paint, laying my cap on the ground and sitting still. It was a long fight between my pride and the money, but the dollars won at last, and I threw up reporting and sat day after day in the corner which I had first chosen, inspiring pity by my ghastly face and filling my pockets with coppers. Only one man knew my secret. He was the keeper of a low den in which I used to lodge in Swandham Lane, where I could every morning emerge as a squalid beggar, and in the evenings transform myself into a well-dressed man about town. This fellow, Alaskar, was well paid by me for his rooms, so that I knew that my secret was safe in his possession. Well very soon I found that I was saving considerable sums of money. I do not mean that any beggar in the streets of London could earn seven hundred pounds a year, which is less than my average takings, but I had exceptional advantages in my power of making up, and also in a facility of repartee which improved by practice and made me quite a recognized character in the city. All day a stream of pennies, varied by silver, poured in upon me, and it was a very bad day in which I failed to take two pounds. As I grew richer I grew more ambitious, took a house in the country and eventually married, without anyone having a suspicion as to my real occupation. My dear wife knew that I had business in the city. She little knew what. Last Monday I had finished for the day and was dressing in my room above the opium den when I looked out my window and saw, to my horror and astonishment, that my wife was standing in the street with her eyes fixed full upon me. I gave a cry of surprise, threw up my arms to cover my face, and, rushing to my confidant, the Lascar, entreated him to prevent anyone from coming up to me. I heard her voice downstairs, but I knew that she could not ascend. Swiftly I threw off my clothes, pulled on those of a beggar, and put on my pigments and wig. Even a wife's eyes could not pierce so completely in disguise. But then it occurred to me that there might be a search in the room, and that the clothes might betray me. I threw open the window, reopening, by my violence, a small cut which I had inflicted upon myself in the bedroom that morning. Then I seized my coat, which was weighted by the coppers which I had just transferred to it, from the leather bag in which I carried my takings. I hurled it out of the window, and it disappeared into the Thames. The other clothes would have followed, but at that moment there was a rush of constables up the stair, and a few minutes after I found, rather, I confessed to my relief that instead of being identified as Mr. Neville St. Clair, I was arrested as his murderer. I do not know that there is anything else for me to explain. I was determined to preserve my disguise as long as possible, and hence my preference for a dirty face. Knowing that my wife would be terribly anxious, I slipped off my ring and confided it to the lascar at a moment when no constable was watching me, together with a hurried scrawl telling her that she had no cause to fear. The note only reached her yesterday, said Holmes. Good God! what a week she must have spent! The police have watched this lascar, said Inspector Bradstreet, and I can quite understand that he might find it difficult to post a letter unobserved. Probably he handed it to some sailor customer of his, who forgot all about it for some days. "'That was it,' said Holmes, nodding approvingly. I have no doubt of it. But have you never been prosecuted for becking?' Many times. But what was a fine to me? "'It must stop here, however,' said Bradstreet. If the police are to hush this thing up, there must be no more of Hugh Boone. I have sworn it by the most solemn oaths which a man can take. In that case, I think that it is probable that no further steps may be taken. But if you are found again, then all must come out. I am sure, Mr. Holmes, that we are very much indebted to you for having cleared the matter up. I wish I knew how you reach your results.' "'I reached this one,' said my friend, by sitting upon five pillows and consuming an ounce of shag. I think, Watson, that if we drive to Baker Street we shall just be in time for breakfast.' End of The Man With a Twisted Lip by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle A Desperate Adventure by Max Adler A Desperate Adventure by Max Adler Wanted Four persons who were bent upon committing suicide to engage in a hazardous adventure, apply, etc., to Captain Cowgill, number Blank-Blank, Blank Street, after nine o'clock in the morning. Captain Cowgill inserted the above advertisement in three of the morning papers, but the result was that between nine o'clock and noon five men and two women called at his office to inquire, respecting the nature of the proposed adventure and to offer their services in the event that it should involve nothing of a criminal character. Of these seven, Captain Cowgill selected four, three men and one young woman, and when he had dismissed the others he shut the door and said to the four applicants, What I wanted you for was this. I have made up my mind that the North Pole can never be reached by an exploring party traveling upon ships and sledges. The only route that is possibly practicable is through the air, and the only available vehicle, of course, is a balloon. But an attempt to reach the pole in a balloon must expose the explorers to desperate risks, and it occurred to me that those risks had better be taken by persons who do not value their lives than by persons who do. It has always seemed to me that a part of the sin of suicide lies in the fact that the life wantonly sacrificed might have been expended in a cause which would have conferred benefits directly or indirectly upon the human race. I have a large and superbly equipped balloon which will be thoroughly stocked for a voyage to the Arctic regions, and among other things it will contain apparatus for making fresh supplies of hydrogen gas. Are you four persons willing to make the required attempt in this balloon? All four of the visitors answered, yes. Were you going to sacrifice your lives at any rate? An affirmative answer was given by the four. Permit me to take your names, said Captain Calgill, and he wrote them down as follows. William P. Crutter, Dr. Henry O'Hagan, Edmund Jarnville, Mary Dermott. Mr. Crutter was a man apparently of about sixty years, handsomely dressed, manifestly a gentleman, but with a flushed face which indicated that he had perhaps indulged, to some extent, in dissipation. Dr. O'Hagan was thin, pallid, and care-worn. He looked as if he was ill, and as if all joy were dead in his heart. Mr. Jarnville appeared to be a working man, but his countenance, sad as it was, was full of intelligence, and his manner was that of a man who had occupied a social position much above the lowest. Mr. Mott sat with an air of dejection, her hands in her lap, and a thin and faded shawl penned about her, and with her pale cheeks, suggestive of hunger and mental suffering. My hope, said Captain Calgill, is that you will safely reach your destination and safely return, but you fully understand that the chances are against you. For my own protection I will ask that you certify in writing that you go with full knowledge of the risks. I will inflate the balloon tomorrow, day after tomorrow, come to this office at nine o'clock, and you shall then make the ascent at once. On the appointed day the four volunteers appeared, and Captain Calgill drove with them, in a carriage, to a yard in the outskirts of the city where the balloon, inflated and swaying to and fro in the wind, was held to the earth by stout ropes. The three men were supplied with warm clothing, but Mr. Mott had only her threadbare shawl, and so Captain Calgill gave her his overcoat, and two blankets which he took from the carriage. While the voyagers were taking their places in the commodious car attached to the balloon, a young man entered the yard and hurriedly approached Captain Calgill. I am going with the balloon! He sat almost fiercely, and hardly daining to look at the captain. Impossible, said the captain. The crew is made up. You don't comprehend our purpose. Yes, I do, said the young man. These people are would-be suicides, and they are starting for the pull. I am going along. But my dear sir, began the captain in a tone of expostulation. I will go, or I will slay myself right here before you. These people are not any more tired of life than I am. Let him come, said Dr. O'Hagan gloomily. That returned Captain Calgill. I am afraid the balloon will be overloaded. I am going anyhow, said the young man, as he leaped into the car. Captain Calgill sighed, and said, Well, have your own way about it. My name is John Winden, remarked the intruder. I tell you, so that you will know if anyone inquires after me. But I don't imagine anybody will. Then Captain Calgill bade farewell to the party. The ropes were loosed, and the balloon went sailing swiftly towards the clouds. Dr. O'Hagan was the navigator in charge. Presently, a northeasterly current of wind struck the airship, and it began to move with great rapidity upon a horizontal line. For a long time, nobody in the car spoke. Indeed, the voyagers scarcely looked at each other, and none had enough curiosity to peer over the side upon the glorious landscape that lay beneath. But after a while, Mr. Crutter, gazing at Mr. Montt, said, Are you fully resolved upon self-destruction? Yes, she replied. So am I, said Mr. Crutter. So am I, remarked Mr. Winden. So am I, observed Mr. Johnville. And I also, added Dr. O'Hagan. Even if we reach the pole safely and return, I shall not want to live, said Mr. Crutter. Mr. Shall I, said Mr. Montt, nor I, remarked Mr. Winden. Nor I, added Dr. O'Hagan and Mr. Johnville in a breath. Then there was silence for the space of half an hour or more. Mr. Crutter then remarked, Do you know I find this to be a rather pleasant experience, sailing along here through the ether, calmly, far above the distractions of the world? And if I were not so miserable, I think I should really enjoy it. I am too unhappy to enjoy anything, said Mr. Montt. But this, I confess, is not unpleasant. Pleasant enough, remarked Mr. Winden, if a man had no anguish in his soul. I had no idea that there was so much exhilaration in the upper regions of the atmosphere, said Dr. O'Hagan rather cheerily. I think I feel better myself, said Mr. Johnville. It is very strange, observed Mr. Crutter, addressing Mr. Montt, that young people like you and Mr. Winden here should be weary of life, that an old man like me should long for death is comprehensible. But why do you wish to die? Neither Mr. Winden nor Mr. Montt made any response. I'll tell you, said Dr. O'Hagan, throwing a bag of ballast overboard to check the descent of the balloon. We are all going to destruction together. And why should we not, as companions in misery, unfold our griefs to each other? It would be very proper, I think, said Mr. Crutter, and I will begin if the rest will consent to follow. The other four travelers agreed to do so. Well, I haven't much to tell, said Mr. Crutter. In fact, I have always had plenty of money with which to live in idleness and luxury, and I have so lived. I have tried every kind of pleasure life can afford and money can buy. And I have reached a condition of satiety. Moreover, I have ruined my digestion, and I am now a sufferer from chronic dyspepsia of a horrible kind. This makes existence a burden. I am eager to quit it. That is the whole story. How strange the difference between us, said Dr. O'Hagan, I have been deeply engaged in a practice of my profession for many years, and I am utterly worn out and broken down with overwork. I am nervous, exhausted, irritable, and wretched, but I have lost my savings in a speculative venture and cannot rest. I must either work or die. That is partly my case, said Mr. Mott. I am friendless and poor, and I cannot earn enough by sewing to buy sufficient food, and I can no longer face the misery that I have endured for so many years. I prefer death a thousand times. And I, said Mr. Jarnville, am a disappointed inventor. I have for years labored upon the construction of a smoke consumer, but now that it is done, I have not money enough to pay for a patent, and I am starving. After trying everywhere to obtain assistance, I have resolved to give up the struggle and to find refuge in the grave. Mr. Wyndon cleared his throat once or twice before beginning his story. He seemed a laborer under some embarrassment. The truth is, he said, I was rejected last night by a young lady whom I love, and I made up my mind that life without her would not be worth having. Nobody spoke for some time, and then Dr. O'Hagin said, the balloon is falling, and instead of throwing out ballast, I think it might be better, perhaps, to let it come down and to tie it to a tree and make a fresh start with additional gas in the morning. The other aeronauts gave their approval to this plan, and Dr. O'Hagin threw out the grapnel. It caught upon a tree top, and after some difficulty the balloon was brought down and tied fast, while the whole party stepped out of the car. It was a wild and desolate place, but the four men started a fire, and while Mr. Wyndon and Mr. Jarnville prepared supper, Dr. O'Hagin and Mr. Crutter went to work to arrange some kind of shelter for Mr. Mott for the night. Under supper the five people gathered about the fire, and there really seemed to be a growth of cheerfulness in the party. I've been thinking, said Mr. Crutter, what an outrageous shame it is that this poor child here, pointing to Mr. Mott, should actually be in want of food while I have more money than I know what to do with. I'll tell you what, Mr. Mott, if you will agree to go back, you can have my whole fortune. I've left it to an asylum, but I'll write a new will now and tell you where you can find the other one, so as to tear it up. I don't want to go back, said Mr. Mott. I would if I were you, said Mr. Wyndon. It's a shame for you to go upon such an awful journey as this. And I've been thinking, Mr. Jarnville, since you spoke about your smoke consumer, that my father, who was a wealthy iron mill owner, has offered a large reward for a perfect contrivance of that sort. If yours is a good one, he will help you to a fortune. I wish I had known that yesterday, said Mr. Jarnville. Yes, Dr. O'Hagan, and if I had known that Mr. Crutter here was being driven to suicide by dyspepsia, I could have helped him. For I have been very successful in treating that complaint. Let me examine you, Mr. Crutter. Yes, said the doctor, after expending a few moments looking at and talking to you, Mr. Crutter, I feel certain I can cure you. I would have given you half my fortune yesterday for such an assurance, said Mr. Crutter. But it's now too late. If I had met you then, said the doctor. I should not have been here now. Can't we all go back again, said Mr. Jarnville? Impossible, said Dr. O'Hagan. I've got nothing to go back for, said Mr. Wyndon. There is no remedy for my trouble that I can perceive. There are other young ladies who would make good wives, said Mr. Crutter. Oh, I know, but, said Mr. Wyndon, hesitating and looking futively at Mr. Mott, Mr. Mott blushed. Suppose we rest for the night and sleep on the matter, said Dr. O'Hagan. There's no use being in a hurry. Mr. Mott retired to sleep beneath the shelter of bows, where were strewn some pines and hemlock branches. Dr. O'Hagan covered her carefully with the blankets, and then the four men stretched themselves by the fire and fell asleep. The conversation between the travelers must inevitably have had a good effect. The sheerst remedy for a morbid propensity to brood over one's own troubles is to have our sympathy excited for the troubles of other people. After breakfast in the morning, Mr. Crutter said, I have solemnly considered all that was said last night, and I have a proposition to make. Dr. O'Hagan, if you will return with Mr. Mott and Mr. Jarnville, you three may divide my fortune between you, and Mr. Winden can give a letter to his father to Mr. Jarnville about the smoke consumer, and dear Mr. Winden and I will continue this journey together. How will that do? I am willing to drop off and return, said Mr. Jarnville. I will go only on condition you will go also, said Dr. O'Hagan. I will make you a well man, if you agree. But, said Mr. Crutter, it would be a shame to leave Winden here alone with this balloon. No, I have had enough of life. I'll proceed on the voyage. There is a good deal of force in what the doctor says, though, remarked Mr. Winden. Why, you are not thinking about backing out, too. Are you, inquired Mr. Crutter? Well, I don't know, said Mr. Winden, looking half ashamed. It seemed to me last night, when I got to thinking about it, that a woman's scorn is hardly worth a man's life. And I, you're right, said Mr. Crutter. It isn't. Suppose we put the matter in this way. If Dr. O'Hagan cures me, I will pay him $50,000 in cash, and I will go into partnership with Mr. Jarnville in his invention. We can see your father about it, and you can return to him while I adopt Mr. Montt as my daughter. I had thought, said Mr. Winden, of a slightly different plan, but possibly it could not be carried out. Well, what was that? asked Dr. O'Hagan. Why, said Mr. Winden, I thought perhaps, but no, there is no use of mentioning it. Out with it, said Mr. Crutter, we want the opinions of all hands. I did think, said Mr. Winden, that possibly Mr. Montt, instead of becoming your daughter, would consent to become my wife. Would you entertain such a proposition, Mr. Montt? Mr. Montt hung her head, and seemed to be covered with confusion. I will think about it, she said. That means she will give her consent. Said Mr. Crutter, smiling. Let her come with me while she's thinking the matter over. Are you all agreed to my plan? Everybody expressed ascent to it, and everybody seemed happy. Why, what is that? Suddenly exclaimed Mr. Montt pointing to a distant object above them. I verily believe that is our balloon, said Dr. O'Hagan. Yes, it is gone! It must have broken loose while we were at breakfast. Oh well, said Mr. Crutter, let it go. Who cares? I'll pay Captain Calgill for his losses, and now let us see about getting home. Mr. Wendon and Mr. Jarnville started to hunt for a convenience, and in about two hours they returned with one. The nearest railway station was 13 miles away, but in two more hours the party reached it, and while Mr. Crutter purchased tickets for the coming train, Dr. O'Hagan went into the telegraph office and sent the following dispatch. Captain W. A. Calgill. Balloon escaped. Party all safe, perfectly happy. We'll reach home tomorrow morning. Signed Henry O'Hagan. End of a desperate adventure. Recording by Vocability.com. The voice of Bill Elliott.