 An old man walks into a bank, walks up to the teller and says, I'd like to check my balance. Teller pushes him. Here are the idiots. I'm Corbin, and this is a moron. Yep, I'm the stupiditist. Thank you for following us on Instagram and Twitter. And thank you for ringing the bell to be part of the notification squad. Um, so today we're going to be, um, reacting to a speech. It's from this film, if you want to say it. I want you to say it. Pajarcar Punch Mama. That's what I was hoping for. I was looking for the Punch Mama. Thank you, Corbin Miles. Nama, sorry. No, you did it. That's literally why I turned to you and wanted you to say it. Punch Nama. I knew you'd do Punch Mama. Ah! But we haven't reacted to the trailer, but this scene has been highly requested. It's called Rajat's speech. Yes, but it's from Piarca Punch Your Mama. Don't punch your mama. Ah! That's rude. Uh, but okay. Okay, so it's a scene. I think I can focus now. I think it's a funny scene. Okay. Um, so we'll see. All right. Hopefully it's good. Uh, and thank you to everybody supporting us on Patreon. You might be the only ones to see this. Sometimes scenes get completely blocked. It's true, um, so. Do we need any context for this? Do we know anything about what this is? As far as- No idea. All right, great. Here we go. Go. What's going on with this new guy? What? What happened? He came over. What did he say? He's the only one who doesn't want to talk about it. What? What's the problem? Problem? The problem is that he's a girl. What else is the problem? The problem is that I want no problem in my life. But if I have no problem in my life, then his life is the biggest problem. And Bullshit, he's worried, man. He should celebrate. Because he's in this exactly what he wants. Seriously, Rajat. When he opens his mouth, I feel something in my mouth. Trust me, I've had it all in the last 6 months. I've seen everything. What love? What kind of relationship? What kind of happiness? Relationship also means an end to your own happiness. After that, all you got to worry about is his happiness, his birthday, his dog's birthday, his rear, which was yours too. And the energy can't keep anyone happy. A happy woman is the best. You see the Batman guy, till the time he hasn't become a Batman, till that time, you can't do anything. You can't do anything. You can't do anything. You can't live with him. How can you live with him? This guy became Batman that day. That day, he said, you became Batman? I needed a normal person. How can I live with you? Everything is a matter of stories. Bollywood is romantic. One girl fell in love with the other. Two were together. They ended. No one told the rest of the story. I'll tell the rest of the story. After that, the boy didn't hug the girl for 2 days. That's the problem. What? You're telling the truth. It doesn't look good. They don't end up shopping. They went to the cushions, then to the curtains. They didn't match with the cushions, so they went to the other cushions. How much do I have? I don't know. I spent a lot of money. Thank you. I was hoping they'd do that. I was hoping they'd do that. I'm not buying anything. I'll take 2 weeks off. I'll take the table. I'll spend 5 hours in the mall. I'll pick up the trash. And then I'll take 2 weeks off. I'll take the table. I'll take the table. I'm working in the office. I'll call you. I'll call you and tell you. I can't talk. How much time do I have to take? 2 minutes. What will happen? If I do that, you'll get your money. I won't be able to do it. And then I'll tell you. Without a phone, I'll give you 2 days off. I'll call you the most. I'll take you to the kitchen. Even your top is flicking. Look at the ads... Jamli Ji. 1 minute to the money. Call him as much as you need. Call him as soon as the growth. Don't let the underestimates die. After that... Just tell me why cannot you talk? You lost interest in me. You wanted to fool me, so why did I call you? Mother, how do you life to have a phone? Go and ask Blasphemy somewhere outside. Listen, in that ad, it's not an analogy. I can use the Vielleicht, paper. You don't know No, he's not going to India, he's just asking. No, he knew that he wanted to go somewhere far away. He had to tell his wife that he was going to India. Otherwise she would have asked 10 questions. Where are you going? Why are you going? Really? You don't even know where you are going? Why don't you tell her straight away that you want to go somewhere far away? You're making fun of a poor man till date. I'm working in the office. I'll get an SMS. I love you. Okay, I'll do an SMS. I love you too. After this, I'll start the SMS. What do you do in the office? Don't reply to two SMSs. You'll get a call. Don't pick up the call. You'll get a message in 10 minutes. I don't think it's working anymore. 10 minutes. I love you. I love you. I don't think it's working anymore. And this is when they're not even down. Now you know why these people are so heart-attacked? And why are these guys so successful? Because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness down. Look, they say that behind every successful man is a woman. True. But no one tells that behind every unsuccessful man is also a woman. And no one can tell that the un-successful people have more success than successful people in this world. I'm working in the office. I'll be late for the care-on. I won't eat anything. I'll get hungry. I'm asking you to eat. Look, what do I do? Leave the job. Then go home. Let them eat first. Why do they die of hunger after this? Even after all this, if a person goes to a corner and sits quietly, then what? Watch. What are you thinking? What are you thinking? What are you thinking? I'm not thinking anything. My mother is thinking. How can I stop your hunger? What are you thinking? Put a camera in your head. After all this, we never talk. We need to talk. I don't think it's working anymore. I'm telling you. You cannot discuss anything with a woman. Because they call it a discussion. But any discussion with a woman is an argument. And you can't live with a boss in an argument. Because we are humans. This is a basic need. You make sense in an argument. Girls don't care. They don't care. How do they come up with an argument because of a senseless thing? First of all, today's argument is not over. Today's argument will be over after two months. It's not even a man. Two months ago, what happened? Girls are saved. They are not small. They are big. They will use it in a big fight. You have never tried to prove yourself right. You will feel that you can prove yourself with this point. But only then you will hear a voice. The finger is down. You will not even pay attention. But you will be pointing at them with your teeth. The whole argument will flash down the gutter. And the topic will remain. How dare you point a finger at me? Who made the rule? Who made the rule? He? He? He? He? He? He? He? He? He? Before marriage? Before marriage, why does the Dragon Queen stay? Why does she stay? Then the brand will take your back. More is coming in your life. He has such a signature, why is it here? Tell me now, what would you have come to do if I do the same? Call a friend and if I have any problems from now on? Will she say, oh you have called my friend. Then why you called my friend's SIM? All right. He also talks incredibly fast. He does. So let's put on, Let's pull up our acting coaching chair for a minute. First of all, let's talk about the writing because everything starts with the writing. I love the ending. I love that last line. I thought that was great. What do you think about the writing of the scene, of the monologue? It's, and I'm sure we lost some things in translation. Yeah, obviously they'll be able to understand more. Like if it was in English, I'd be able to understand everything. Of course. And so I don't really- Any of the double meanings or anything like that. Wanna kinda judge it on that. But yeah, it was good. It was hard to read everything as fast as he was saying it. And then maybe it could have been split up into like a three-minute thing as opposed to a five-minute speech. As I was watching him, and this is again, this is just my personal opinion. I'm not saying this is the right way to do it. This is what I would have preferred. And granted, I would think that that's the right way to do it. At least when it comes to acting, the right way to do it is I need to believe you all the time. Period. Meisner described acting in a certain way, and I have an elaboration on that in terms of he said it's living truthfully under imaginary circumstances, which is true. That is what acting is. Living truthfully under imaginary circumstances. But for me, you have to add to the end of that and be believable. Because if we're acting and we know we're living truthfully under the circumstances, and we are 100% honest with what we're doing, but they don't believe it, we failed. And you don't want to just be believable and not be truthful. You need to have that combination. If I was coaching this guy, I wouldn't want him to do the scene again. He had just gotten up in a class and did the monologue. I would say, do it again, but this time I want you to slow down and I want you to not know what you're going to say next because I felt he knew exactly what he was saying. Yeah, I agree with that. Yeah, he wasn't. I didn't see him thinking and having realizations. I saw a guy who had memorized his lines really, really well and had put some emotion in it, but the emotion was pretty singular. I don't know what he wanted. And I didn't believe that it was happening right at that moment. And that's what I would prefer to see. I think it's a great monologue, but if it had been done in a way that... I don't know. I don't know how the director directed it. He may have been frustrated and the director said just get through it like that, you know? And obviously I don't know the pretext of what his girlfriend or wife or whatever it is, what she did, blah, blah, blah, blah. Obviously this was a very broad statement about all women. It was very funny. In the cliches. Obviously it's supposed to be humorous, obviously not all women are that way. I don't think he should be in the relationship with this girl, honestly. Exactly. It feels about her. And I think a lot of people who wouldn't be thinking about this in terms of higher level acting critiquing would enjoy that scene and laugh at it just for it being a funny scene. But for me watching the scene, I would want that actor to take it next level. So I didn't dislike it, but man, I think if that was put into the hands of somebody who was in the moment, had more time maybe, whatever the direction was, I don't know. I think that had the potential to be a home run versus I think he had a very sound double using baseball analogies. Yeah. And I think, like I said, somebody has, a lot of people have requested this. Some people have said it's sexist. And I get it. I understand why you'd say that. I think it, but I kind of went at it from this is obviously not actually true. This is just something funny that they wanted to put in that this guy feels, obviously it's not true. For me, the reason I didn't take offense to it is because it was so over the top. I didn't feel like this was a genuine portrayal of some guy with a bone to pick with a woman. This was, I'm about to give you the personification of every stereotype a man can have for a woman. So it was like, okay, it'd be silly if you'd do that because I've not taken any of this to heart. That's how I felt about it too. Some people had said that to me in the comments when people had suggested it. And there may be stuff in translation that was really offensive that we wouldn't have picked up on. Who knows? Let us know what other scenes we should react to. Should we react to the trailer for this film? Yes. Somebody asked me that today, that Instagram message said, would you guys react to some scenes? I'm glad we're doing this. Yes, we love scenes. We love scenes. It is difficult. I think War scene got blocked and it apparently might have just got unblocked. So you might see that. Obviously we've already seen the film though. Yeah, but that was our first exposure to Bahubali. Was that fight scene? But please let us know other scenes. Yeah, legendary scenes. Acting scenes. Yeah. Funny scenes. All that kind of stuff because we love to react to that kind of stuff as well. As long as there are scenes that don't spoil the film. Yes.