 Warning, the compilation you're about to see is from the first three streams. The first three streams were scummed. Okay, now the stream quality is crisp just to the disclaimer. Enjoy it. Oh, no! What do you mean? What do you mean late, motherfuckers? It's five on the die! Hey, we in this bitch? We in this bitch! Dude, look at, dude. Dude, dude, look at, look at Pokimane right now. Pokimane is trembling. She just like will pretend like, like she's so oblivious to the fact that people watch her and she's not real. Pokimane's like, oh my god, Papa Meeks is alive? I'm so fucked! Oh my god, they should die! Let's get it! Welcome. The first Papa Meeks Twitch stream is gonna be a lot of these. I'm shooting for five to eight Eastern. Don't come in my comments eating my fucking asshole. It's not that every time. I might goof up a few times, okay? Couple other things. This could be a very scuffed stream. This stream could be so scuffed. Like if my audio is shit, if it's lagging like a bitch, if there's a million other things, like it's very possible, okay? So just chill out. I'm working on it. I've never done this before and I know it's gonna be a bitch. So just let me, let me goob out. How are you doing, boys? Let's get it! This is so hot. Yo, what is a host? What is a host? I don't know what that means, but hey, appreciate it, my god. I straight up don't know what that means. This is gonna be so hot. Look at these graphs. Look at the fucking stream art. Isn't this so dope? I've wanted this like my whole life. I literally cannot believe how fucking mad Pokemon is right now. Who are you gonna simp over? Are you gonna simp over Pokemon? Are you gonna simp over me? Are you gonna simp over me? So everyone donating their life savings to Pokemon right now is hopping in my fucking Twitch stream. Game over, motherfucker! It's game over! After Pokemon, I wanna be best friends with Tyler1. And then we're cashed money. I've completed all my goals. I've completed all my goals as a Twitch streamer. Also, I wanna play flight in Madden. And then we're good. All right, this chat is fucking spam. How do I make it stop? Wait, I have it? Slow mode, but that shit is not like slow to me at all. I have too much fucking cloud Pokemon. You're done. You're done. All right, so I'm gonna go to my stream, stream, stream, junk! So if you really came here to watch me play Madden, then go kick rocks, bro. So you guys know that Denver works with me, right? Literally the fucking goat. Like my best friend. My best e-friend. So I'm thinking how dope would it be if I had my main channel where I posted exclusively Wheel of Mud? What about posting exclusively Wheel of Mud on that channel? And then I had a secondary channel where I posted all my Madden shit, like everything from the stream, right? So if you guys saw something dope happen live, the chat would be there and you'd make it onto YouTube. I just think that's sick. Basically, Tyler1 does that and that's like my idol. And I kinda wanna do that. So I wanna have a Twitch highlights YouTube channel as well. You know what I'm saying? And dude, I'm so scared to Twitch stream because I watch literally gigabytes of porn all day, every day. I'm addicted and I need help. Someone fucking stop me. All I do is watch porn. That's it! That's all I do! So like what happens if like I have the Chrome tab up and I just pull up, you know, BBC, Longcock, absolutely ripping into a belly danger? Like will I get banned from Twitch? Will I get banned from Twitch from saying what I just said? Yeah, you guys are gonna snitch on me so fucking fast. Fuck! Gigi's in the chat for your thought who's now in my DMs. Can I get an F or a Gigi's in the chat? That's so hype! This is what I've been waiting for, the live... Oh, this is good. Lord, every single streamer, you better watch your fucking ass boys. Game over now. Ay, ay, ay, the golden treasure, baby. It's the golden treasure. What do I hear? I hear audio. Oh, that's the sound for the new host. But that is the... Ooh. All right, I'm gonna leave. I'm gonna turn the stream off. That was good. Dude, think I am bored? Wait, what's the thing? What do you do for Twitch? You know, I just like show my titties. Isn't this what all the girls stream... Oh, oh my God, it was an accident. No, dude, I swear to God, I don't want your life savings, my bank account right now from a donation. No, I swear to God, it was an accident. Abuse? Yo, you want to know what's fucked up? I can't find Abuse Pig. I can easily get another Abuse Pig, but it's not the same. I want the one that I've abused for six straight months. I can't show men nipples. What if I just did a shirtless stream? Doesn't Tyler One stream shirtless all the time? I watch a lot of Tyler One, and you couldn't get that vibe already. There's no way you're sitting at a computer watching this, you're sitting on your phone watching this, and you can't do push-ups right now. Unless you're on a train, bro. Unless you're like on a bus. Why are you on a bus for a train? Number one, you fucking idiot. We gotta do some serious fitness on this stream. Do you guys like fitness, by the way? Fitness dick in your mouth? You idiot! I got your ass. No, be honest, if I got your ass. If you even for a second thought about whether you like fitness or not, like, exercise, then I got your ass. Okay, this chat is moving too fast. That shit is too fast, boy. I'm literally so fucking breaded up for my only fans account that I don't need your petty ass dollar. Keep it. There isn't a single genuine human being in this chat. It's just all shit. I love it. Whoops, my pants in. Oh, my pants accidentally came down. Hope you don't accidentally see my ass cheeks and then donate me your whole life savings. Watch what happens when I switch, okay? It looks so sick. That's so good. That's so dope. Bippity boppity, women are property. Nice cock. Nice cock. Nice cock. I'm not a voice actor, but I know a nice cock when I see one. Do not clip that. Now you clipped it. Fuck! If you clip my dummy thick ass cheeks, you're stealing my only fans money. If you want to see my dummy thick ass cheeks, you go on only fans. Did you know that? Sorry, dude. I'm an ass. Fuck! Sorry. I love you. Hey, bitch. This is shit. Fuck! Dude, I'm breathing. I literally am about to go into cardiac arrest. Why are you going to tell me 39? Oh, my God. Bolt. Thank you, my guy. I want the viewership to drop 4,000 if you're not going to compliment the boys' cocks when they send you a pic. They highlight this a lot in the trailer, but holy fuck! How long have we been asking for players to reach the ball across the goal line? I don't pop up in the search bar and my stream doesn't show up. Don't you think that's just because it's my first stream, though? Holy fuck. Did I really get... How could I have gotten Shadow Van? Someone said my channel grew too fast to happen to Bronny, like, Bronny James. I hope that's the case. Otherwise, I might have actually pissed somebody off with all my Pokemon comments. All right, we're going to throw a rope to rugs here, most likely. Yes, sir. Go up. He's out of his mind. Can we stop spamming Shrek in the comments now, boys, since I just pulled some cool shit off? I'm going to start a... It's Willa Touke. I'll get it ripping. All right, boys. I love you. Thanks for watching. Bye. I'm not late. You're early. What is Gage, dude? Come on. Hey, mods? Wait, I have mods up. Mods, how do I stop them from putting Gage check? Hey, what do you do, boys? Hey, how are we doing? I said it. I said, I'm going to have stuff updated. And the big thing was mods, nightbot. I'm just going to let you know that you might get kind of cock. Get fucked, bud. Yeah, you can't copy Pasta Shrek's gigantic cock into the chat anymore. I just do your mom. Hilarious. The Nike 5-inch running shorts, you know? What would be half of the length of my cock? You know what I'm saying? Right now I'm watching nightbot just delete and ban people for copy-pasting that gigantic cock into chat. And it makes me so happy. It actually makes me so happy. Hey, hey, got a new donation. Cubes. $6.90. And the chat that he wrote was also cubes. So got to love it. Chat, chat, chat. This is you. Chat, chat, shut up. Shut up. Chat, this is you. This is let it, oh, cubes. $6.90. Yes, sir. This is you, chat. This is you. This is you, okay? Let me show you an accurate representation of what chat is, right? That's your life. That's you, motherfucker. All of you. Every single one of you. What would you do, chat? If Saquon Barrettley said to your face, hey, man, I'd really appreciate it if you just didn't share that. Why did I do that? The fuck? What is wrong with me? You better put a tight leash on your sock. So if I get back in here and I see a bunch of caps, ma'am, then it's death. Other streamers, they sit there in their chats like, yes, dude. And I have these fucking idiots. Mike Axelon. I love you. Your boy Pizza has donated $5. Love the content. Hey, mate, fuck you. Dude, post it up. Where'd it go? My hair, like this. That was so fucking flames. What? Can you say happy birthday to my friend, Yuri Cardin? Hey, you're- Like, she's so oblivious to the fact that people watch her, and she's awkward. Yeah. Like, she's like, oh, no, I think she's kind of agreement. You know what's happening. Dude, I just got hold. So bad. I just got hold. So bad. No fucking way. You just got me with that. Fuck. I'm serious right now. You know what? Six. I gotta make a really smart read here. Do it. No. It's unconservative. No, get the ball. No. Evasive spin. So I can't- Do you- Chat. Do you understand? I never put it on conservative. Oh my god. I'm gonna end this dream on a fucking game that I choked. No. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! I'm coming. Three minutes. I'll be in there. Two thousand years later. I'm no longer as scuffed. I semi know what I'm doing at this point. Y'all already know, baby. Yo, let's get it. There's 10. Hold on. Have you guys seen- You see this? Burnt myself in the oven, trying to cook. This is what I mentioned never being in the kitchen. Oh my god. No, everyone in- Now everyone that's coming in everyone that's coming in is gonna see the bicep manes They're gonna be like oh my god who the fuck is that that fucking Mike can't even cover my goddamn bicep I broke up with my girlfriend cuz she tried to force me to hit her vape So I threw her out to the streets and got with Ashley instead P. Drezy slaps tan and swole king. Oh shit. I just I meant to give a salute to the boys And I just dunked my microphone I'd clap your cheese. I don't know what are you doing with your life? And not five dollars to provide for the content that you're watching because it's like people just really have no Really don't respect me as a content creator. How could you ever think though like this chick? I guarantee this chick just sat there and watched Pokemon get sent for and was like I could do that She belongs to the streets. Are you kidding me? Six thousand eight hundred people here and Nobody has subscribed Some of you have been here for ten hours and you don't have five dollars You know what it is. You know what it is? You literally don't respect me. That's what it is I'm out here putting in work every single day for every single one of you and you don't have five Dollars imagine being that poor. Are you serious? I literally don't know who that is. I hope she sees that clip Yeah, Ashley is telling me how she does she does three hours of makeup to make tic-tacs, which is absolutely accurate She's my assistant right now. It's it's awesome because Luna would never let me stream. There's no way I could stream I love her to death. That's my baby. I spend like every ounce of free time I have with her but if I was in here streaming Luna would just be screeching our wayman Can you fire dad? Oh, I'm fired Her nudes got leaked. Oh my god. Let's talk about the shocker of the week You tube thumbnail picture Yo, can we talk about this? Bella don't feed bank accounts by getting way too big I've been sitting there looking at my bank account six digits seven digits eight digits And I'm like Bella don't be where the fuck are you? I need to spend this money Luna you're literally an affiliate. Papa means you're literally my father Papa means you're literally my father Dude, if I moved in with your boy pizza, there'd be a boxing match every single day And I would win every time So it's three to three. I do get oh, I don't a focus kicker Focus kicker, but uh, he's pretty close here. I'm pinching. I'm sending. I think it's a stretch Darn, I'll savage go off your block. He's in the answer. I mean clown. He's over there. That's the only thing I'm really worried about. Oh, yes, sir She's in this man Literally just used a whole 35 seconds of a clock to call audibles go the fuck home, dude He's gonna throw back across the field And then I want I'm so sick of my linebackers. I should have bought linebackers, bro I should have bought fucking linebackers I stood why are these bumps twice twice twice? They just Yeah, they slapped the ball while you're slapping it Bro With this offense, he's ran us a few times and it's been trashed. So I really think I can stop this I gotta cover you Right here right here right here right here. Let's go Into the bar to the house to the house to the house We got one more chance to put this shit in the end zone. Give me a play. I need a play though Let's see it Vic Vic To the who's saying who is saying ceo? Who said ceo of fumbling the bag ceo of getting this dub? Thank you for joining me And uh, I think this this puppy might be a youtube video. So I say hi to youtube This will be the end of the youtube video. Holy shit. I'm sweating my nuts off this one. Bye chat