 Look, I'm as liberal as they come, but I think health care is a privilege. Look, I'm as liberal as they come, but I don't know why poor people don't just sell gold like my dad did. Look, I'm as liberal as they come, but I don't get why women want to run for office. I'm as liberal as they come, but bisexuals? I'm as liberal as they come, but I don't get why my tax money has to go to poor people. Shouldn't it go to rich people and companies who know how to handle their money? Look, I even voted for Carrie, but like, if you're poor, you need to work hard. I'm as liberal as the next guy, but I think Bill O'Reilly's got some good ideas. Look, I'm as liberal as they come, but rich people are job creators. Look, I'm all for feminism, but it should be illegal for my wife to yell at me when I make a mess. I'm as liberal as they come, but if I can't read what's on the menu, you're getting a one star on yell. Look, I'm a big feminist, but I mean, there's a reason I voted for Trump. So, uh, want to come back to my place?