 Goes downhill from here. No, this is uphill. And yes, we're coming back fellas and ladies Boons, we're all way back into real comedy because we can actually understand why it failed instead of questioning absolutely everything. We're back home. This is episode 10 of season one of Batwoman. I'm curious if we're going to be getting scenes of like, how did she come back from infinite Earths? If you know what I mean? Well, no, that all in the same universe. Well, what I mean is like, they all have the Paragons have memory of it happening, right? Yeah. Yeah. But nobody else does. No, no, remember, they acknowledge that mean that as far as they know that everything just went exactly the same, but they also lived in the same universe as other heroes, wouldn't that fuck with everything in terms of history? Of course it would. Okay. All right, fine. Are you guys ready to go back to prop plot problems that don't involve time travel, teleport and all that shit? Instead, I'm thrilled, man. I it's been a while, but this is it's good. It's good. This is this is good wholesome comedy. I'm so glad that the nonsense has now returned back to like comprehensible levels. Yes. Yeah, yeah. I saw a comment on the one of the infinitisms one, I guess, about episode eight, episode eight of Batwoman, right? Before the question was about Jacob. Who was he calling when he was doing his trip out of town? Because I think we just speculated on who it could have been. This commenter said Jacob was calling Kate, which the show establishes by him calling her kid during the phone call. I guess we may have missed that. This is reinforced when Maus and Jacob say that he's patching things up with Catherine and Kate asks how when he's been out of town. She's apparently aware of that. And he covers her up by saying that he had breakfast that morning when he got back into town and Kate appears to buy it. So Alice and Maus didn't do anything to stop Jacob from being able to call people when he was out of town. He just only happened to tell Kate and not anyone else. And Kate happened to not have any interactions during this time that would have brought this to light. Not only that, Maus paid so little attention to covering it up that he slips up in the brief interaction he does have with Kate. And of course, just during their conversations, just nothing that could possibly imply that everything's dumb. Why does it all work that way? Well, because that's kind of what I mean, though. They're the kind of problems we'll be talking about now. Not, hey, how come they can go to the dawn of time? How do they destroy infinite? Time and space doesn't exist, and you're moving forward in time. And there's oxygen. I mean, yeah, well, it was gonna say there's just no point. Like, we have to pretend like infinitisms didn't even happen in order for us to get back to criticizing normally because otherwise it'll just be like, why, they just use time to just like, don't stop. I do like that they have a big thing that nearly destroyed the infinite universe somehow. And then it's meant to all go back to normal. Like, that's impossible. I feel like this should have big, far wide breaching impacts on the universe. But just give us a trillion instead uncountable trillions like an infinite uncountable. Just give us cool Luke. Yes. I want ripped Luke. He was best Luke. He's my spirit animal. Also have him have a gun. That was really awesome. And then like, when he first met bat woman, he just fucking shot it just ends like, well, so Jacob is in jail. Mary hates bat woman. Does Mary know the truth about bat woman? Yeah, I don't think she does, right? She knows Kate, for sure. She knows that Kate's bat woman though. I can't remember. Yeah, she does. She absolutely does. Because she's so careless with her secret identity. Oh, for sure. Like episode two didn't take any time. Who else is around Alice just killing people. She kills the mother with bat woman's girlfriend. How like she's broken up with her husband because because she still likes bat woman. Oh, right. Yeah, she she says like I kind of still love her. It is like, oh, okay, that's we're still doing that. And I think that's about it. Mouse is an analysis still at large. It's going to be great. Are you guys ready? Yeah, I'm pumped. I'm ready. Previously on Batman. Two Catherine. A most extraordinary woman. No, it's the first time it previously is probably relevant. Oh, he's just so we're like, like a month and a half. Because Jacob will never order ends in the air, Jacob. Oh, my face. I'm gonna ask you again, Kate. Is the house worth it? Oh, wow. That's really short. I'm so good to be back riding on the subway. Why is everybody looking around? This isn't normal for our decay. Oh, he's not stopping. Oh, is it going to be the train man? Is that the villain for this one? Oh, no, the train. Hey, man, I'd be, oh, that looked pretty bad. Why don't you just take an actual train and speed it up? When he wants to brakes, then shouldn't he be slowing down because you just stop accelerating? Oh, Jesus. I'm very, very curious how she's going to save the day with this one. The bike is no bed bike. Does it still have a license plate? They said that there's only half a mile of track left. Wouldn't that, they would definitely crash if she got there, right? Yeah, it's already over. Did you see how fast that thing was going? Oh, my God. That looks so bad. It still looks so terrible to speed up a real train. Yeah, train. What's her plan, by the way? Oh, that looks so bad. That looks terrible. Oh, my God. No. How are you doing that? Oh, no. How could she possibly have caught up to it? What? No, you can't. No. Stop a train with your motorbike. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. My motorbike. Momentum, momentum doesn't exist in that woman. I can't believe that. Oh, they broke. I got you, man. That grappling hook wasn't calibrated for trains. I bet you the plot is that he's a fake hero cop, and he's setting things up to make himself look good. I'm calling it right now. But he did save her. I set it up to have you be here. Or he helped her. He did save her. But what I'm saying is maybe he set up the train. Yeah. Yeah. That's absolutely what this is. This is a good thing for you, right? Gotham, are we shipping these two? Yeah, I mean, competition is good for, you know. Ew, they just had Rachel Maddow say shipping. Officer Slam Bradley. Why is this guy suddenly everywhere that I am? Because he saved your life, asshole. You're such a cunt. She's so insufferable. She's always insufferable. I am. He's like, he fucking saved your life. A little tiny shred of humanity in your character would be warranted here. Not had this conversation. I'm very, very gay. Okay. But I'm apparently dating Mr. Underwear that leaves nothing to the imagination. No one actually thinks you're dating, do I? Well, Rachel Maddow said they're going to ship them, apparently. Okay. You don't like that because she's a gay. And I save 450 people from smashing into a concrete wall. Well, that's because momentum doesn't exist in your universe. Because if it did, then all... But she doesn't give a shit. She's all about, oh, my image. Oh, all they care about is this thing. Well, this is what I mean. She's got villainous traits. She's insanely selfish. Murder trials, evidence piles up. The evidence should instantly exonerate him. How could evidence be piling up? They're just out here. Come on. Goddamn it. They're there at her grave. It's pretty lucky. I can't go straight back to Alice. Oh, okay. How much effort did they have to go through to put up this big thing? I like how the rain's blowing at an angle, but also their legs are soaked. Yeah. Yeah, there's no way they're not getting hit by the rain. For a cryptic gift. Oh, why did you push it like that? You got it everywhere. It's like she's crazy or something. I know you have this fantasy that the three of us are going to be a family one day, but Kate doesn't. I build our mutual enemy for her. You need to swallow before you, like, don't talk and eat at the same time. She's crazy. Shortbread. It's another strand in your unraveling psychosis. Are you implying that I'm not all there upstairs? I didn't realize that was her actual plan. She's like, I want us to be a family. It's like, are you... She mentioned that episode one at the very, very end. It's just such a... Ugh. I wonder what the script says. All that attempted murder got me a little bit confused. Yeah. We'll bring Kate over eventually. She seems to be okay with better for the most part. Why is everyone spilling tea everywhere? Why is everyone like acting? Come on. What are you doing? Everyone's just spitting everything out. I was like, why bring it? Did you set that up? Like, umbrella and everything? Did your bunny minions... There's a whole bunch of bunny minions off to the side just waiting. Please film in landscape. Don't film in portrait. What's wrong with you? I don't understand how the evidence hasn't instantly exonerated him yet. Yeah, no. Because we talked about that. He should be out of jail pretty much immediately without what happened to everybody. I like how the show just says evidence about to go up, but we're just meant to accept that, despite all logic. Oh my God. You didn't mean for your twin sister to poison my mother, but we all know how that turned out. How come you guys haven't gone to the police with that info? Do you guys like the fact that there's just no reference to everything that happened? Yeah, they just pretend it didn't happen, even though it was infinite universes. We're like, oh, momentum's not a thing in this universe? It's like neither is time or space. What you want, but okay. Yeah, like, surely the existence of a super girl was put in this earth, so wouldn't that mean that everybody in this universe is totally different and it would completely change the course of events? It's like the butterfly effect. Everything would change. You could tell your sister just hopped to filing my mom's grave. Oh, they know that Alice was at the grave. But also, the implications here is that everybody has actually been deleted and these are just copies of themselves, but not the original people. Well, they have different histories. They would have different histories. These ones are better. So they're different people. So you didn't save much, really. I know you are. I know you never wanted to believe that your sister could be capable of doing something so horrible, but I did. I hate to say it, but we've got a character holding Batwoman accountable for her horrible mistakes. She's totally correct. Do you remember Mary's the only one who says stuff that makes us go, yeah, she's done it before. Yeah, she has. Mary, do more of that. She's going to totally roll back on it before this is over. Oh, of course. Yeah, they're going to roll back on heaps of things. Ever since the Scarecrow incident. The Scarecrow incident. Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. Ever since the Scarecrow incident, Gotham City transjonal and independent analog system that should make them unhackable. Are they referencing Batman Begin? He referenced trans. Yeah, what? No. No, no, no, no, no, no. No. No, no, no, no, no, no. How come they're letting Kate Kane in on this crime scene? Yeah, you don't tell her. You know anything. No, no, don't use glossary. Wait, what are you? Will that make this harder by about 100 percent? She's not a cop. She's a real estate agent. She's also not a detective. You can't just absorb the abilities of Bruce Wayne Batman just because you're fucking pretending to be him. Why is that a low and gray dress? Do you know what else finds that? Oh, here it is. Here's the tracking device. I'm just so good at this. See, directly. Pass on that through. Everybody retarded it. Yeah, Luke, you're so stupid. Why didn't you trust the woman? It intercepts and jumbles traffic as it passes over a digital network. That's a crime scene. Now you're getting all your fingerprints all over it. He said that to him, didn't he? And he was just like, oh, I don't know. I don't know if the fuck's going on anymore. Should we give this to the police? I love to dig. And find your subway. I can hack your phone. Oh, my God. Did I get your attention? Now crowd find my escape from Gotham. Five million dollars by midnight on Friday. Crowd fund by escape from Gotham. How does this- Oh, sounds like there's five million in this account. Okay. This is not very scary, by the way. No reason to be here. I just went from fucking destroying- We have layers of cyber security. Five million dollars. I'm sure that this never happens again. You're kidding me. That is good. If you're so safe, why isn't there personal credit card numbers flashing all across the screen? Why wouldn't you just display the number instead of having it trailing like that to confuse the shit out of everyone? Yeah. I feel like somebody who didn't write that down in times as well. I just doxed them here. You're the most famous person in Gotham right now. You don't think you're the obvious target here? Why? Can't you just use this to trace the IP address and find the uses of- Can't you just use this to trace the IP address? I'm surprised you didn't say quantum. Don't do it. We can't stop him if we can't find him. Seriously? Don't. Use someone else's internet. Not- No, use internet from the Batcave you retard! Yeah, that's- That's really dumb. Go to someone else's house and do it. People are truly told you- Use a public Wi-Fi to the McDonalds! This person seemingly has like infinite power with the internet. And you just did- Yeah. Why are you here? Make sure to like- Why are you here? Oh, we're gonna get some drama with like people he's put in there, aren't we? You put me away 10 years ago. I fucking hate you. He's gonna be like a Rick and Morty style joke stereotype character. Where's your bite, puppy dog? The man who locked up half the fools in here. You locked me away? Yeah, the same dog you built yourself. Okay. The last thing we need is to start your trial on Valentine's Day with a bunch of jurors thinking about their significant others. But like- I feel like this trial has been lost for more than a day too, so I call shit on that. I don't get it. How is- I just don't understand how there's like a trial at all. How the police weren't like, oh yeah, obviously you weren't the one. There would have been a paper trail with his credit card from all the places he visited when he was out of town, which proves that there are more than one Jacobs, which is already enough information to basically throw all of this. I feel like you could look in his phone and see that it's GPS. He was not in the city for a while, but he was still. His entire crow force was infiltrated and replaced. How is it that- I guess they think that he's the one who did it? Well, for some reason, even though he was in charge of it anyway. But why don't they just get all the fingerprints from his office and be like, see, look. And the fact that like we found you, we found you knocked out in your own car bewildered as to what the fuck's going on. You must have bit the masterminds. Like, okay. Fine Alice, force a confession and get you out of there. If only we could find Alice, if only there was a way to do this regularly with these. Like, only someone had that power. The goal is to force a confession. Also, there's just a phone there. Yeah, that's on the stand. Off the mess hall of the prison. There's just a phone on the wall. Yeah, that seems weird to me, but I don't know. Just call anybody. Just call anyone. It said like five minutes only and it's just like, I don't know. Could you just call back in? What are they going to do? Send you to prison? This place is definitely giving me Mr. Robot. I have something. Mr. Robot, Luke? Did she just reference Mr. Robot? That's uh... Yeah, she did. That's a... That's weird. It's a bit distracting. Oh my goodness. We've been surveilling this operation for months. Up until last night you were just rejects working for a Russian hacking ring who got... Cool. Thanks for the exposition. That exposition, holy shit. You know how long we've been here for and how many times I've hit you and it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're not terrorists. Oh, now you want to talk. That's a weird line delivery. Oh, now you want to talk. My wife takes the train to work every morning. I'd never do that to... What? She married me. We can't do that. Why is that woman doing nothing? This is entirely normal behavior. The hands of a damn question. You want me to make him alive? Ow. I don't want to do this. Oh, is this supposed to be like her character is losing it? Oh, come on. You're not going to have a chat, are you? To get out of here. No, they are. What? The little chink of metal on the suit. Can nobody in the other room hear her? She heard the grappling hook. Can they not hear her? Where did she even grab her phone? She was inside. You ever feel like you're hiding from the world? I'm literally standing in a shadow. Not sure why I'm asking someone who crushes on Slam Bradley for life advice. My husband left me. Yeah, of course he did. So I would have too. Is he not going to be in the show? Because if so, what the fuck was the point? Drama. Maybe I'm too terrified to deal with it. We all wear a mask. No, this is the theme of the show. So we're just not metaphorical. Some are real intangible and on our faces. When she said you're what to talk, she like that one was like, oh, you got me. Dr. Campbell. Oh, yes, you're studying on soup. It's a revolution. He was set up by a guy who made a face out of real skin that looks exactly like Jacob Cain. So retarded. I know what it sounds like. I know what it sounds like. And it is. Look, space and time. They didn't matter a bit ago. So for a man to perfectly resemble another man's fiction. What are you talking about? You live in a universe with Supergirl. Why are you saying no? Yeah, just do it. I think the person who killed the biggest donor to this enterprise. You didn't do anything. Why are you saying no? Because nobody can do something like that. Okay, nobody can make a man in the universe with the flash. We do confirm Batwoman is in the same one as them, right? Or is it Batwoman was always in the same universe as like the flash and Supergirl was in a different one. But now she's here. This guy who could run at the speed of like, as far as I know, light. So how is this hard to believe? There's a talking gorilla with telekinesis. I'm lying to our entire city. Oh, that's the job. You are. That's the point. Yeah, that's the point. Yeah, that's good. My job is to be a paragon of courage. Oh, no, you stole that. Someone else actually, but okay. And I let people believe that I'm dating Captain America. Right. Marvel exists in the DC universe. Wait, yeah, they're not supposed to say stuff like that, right? That has a lot of implications. They think you're a hero. Okay, you are. I mean, that's... But not a gay hero. That's the important part. It'll kill every electric current within a 100 meter radius for 10 seconds. Guess whoever hacked Gotham probably has a firewall on her phone strong enough to resist this. What? No. The firewall can resist that. The firewall is strong enough to resist an EMP. That doesn't make sense. The firewall just uses an EMP and disables the firewall. Like, they're going to use a gun on me, but I have... You can use this bucket of water to disable the firewall. I can't even... Wow. You even know what happens when a firewall gets caught in the rain? Lower the voice. Amplify the background. Enhance. Right there. Isolate that. Isolate what? Isolate what, yeah. A lot of time. It's a bell. I recognize it. What? I know where she recorded this. Oh, wow. Wow, okay. Mild high school. Oh my God! In her old high school? I can't afford it yet. Okay. Actions of witnessing my mother's death have caused me to see and believe things that are not there. He thinks you're crazy. Why don't you get her to go to him and say that? He tried talking to Keith. Why don't you take a jack-off and stay a while? I'm surprised she's not. No, for root. Why doesn't she get her to go talk to the professor and be like, no, there's actually like real evidence here. Help us out. Alice is at Gotham University. Are you sure? Okay. This seems like a coinky dink. Is this literally not going to be Alice? This is like a fucking... No, no. Alice just walked right past her and into the building and it marries there and she's like, oh, look, it's Alice. I'm curious. Can't wait to see where that goes. Yeah? Um... The music cuts out straight away. Okay. Do you mind? That woman crashed her party. She thought you would just jump in. What do you think he's going to say? Oh, it's me. That's not me. What's up? Her suit isn't very expensive. You could totally just get pay someone to pretend to be here, honestly. What was her plan to just jump in the middle of this party and ask politely? Could the criminal give themselves up, please? I have no idea who it is. She doesn't know how to be a hero so it makes it... What? Why do you think he's currently here? Do you think you should go somewhere else? How come your night vision isn't disabled? I was about to say, I guess that's like a filter, but I could have sworn that was technology. Is his suit... Wait, what? Oh, come on! So the reason they told us that it was immune was because now she can spot it in the darkness. That's so stupid. Did night vision work with... What do you want? I'm just a kid out of dance. I can have your phone, computer, home security cameras. You're over-eyes cooler. Thought you were some badass crime fighter. Oh, what the fuck? It's calibrated for an android. Wait, if she hadn't moved out of the way, would you have just killed her? At least horribly injured. Also, I feel like she's standing close enough that her arm would reach her face. Yeah. This isn't... I'm sorry. Okay, chill. I don't chill. Yeah, I never let people get away with crime. Not me, not that woman. I just thought if I could scare my parents into thinking I almost died, they'd just be happy I was alive. What is happening right now? Reverse, reverse. What is happening? Oh, no. Oh, she's, she's... Oh, this is the gay episode. Wait a minute. So she hacked into a train to nearly kill herself, hoping that Batwoman would stop them in time. Like, what? Like, she was going to stop them, but Batman beat her to stopping the train so that her gay-hating parents won't hate her because of her gayness. It all comes back to being a lesbian. That's the crux of it. Okay, but Stuart, you nearly killed a whole bunch of people though. It's worth it. She's persecuted as a big gay. Do you know how that feels? Yeah, she does because the whole city wants her to be straight when she's a gay hero. Yeah. You see, I'm gay just like you, but I didn't put people at risk. You know, guys, guys, the themes, the themes of this episode, they're just so... Why is she being snarky here? Like, this is so... You kni... Um, wow. Oh, that feels... Yeah. Wow, this is blunt as fuck. And everyone's shipping you and the hottest guy in Gotham? Wow, this writing is insanely bad. It's almost like the show is like, look at us. We have a gay protagonist. Look at us. She's a superhero too. Look at us. So could you just leave me alone before I find more reasons to wish I were dead? I like that. Leave me alone. It's like, you nearly killed a whole bunch of people. Batwoman, what are you doing? Is she letting her go? What are you doing? Is she letting her go? What? Oh my god! Are you fucking kidding me? This woman threatened to redox literally everyone in Gotham. Yeah. She almost killed hundreds of people. What is wrong with you? I mean, gay-hating parents are the real criminals. Oh. Got him. This is a hospital. Oh, that's the university. Oh, it's a dorm room. Wow. She is actually here. But wasn't she at the university before? I'm confused now. Wait, what? What? What do you do? What? How are you doing that? How does she have supernatural? Did that have been more telegrammed? Wow. I like that she ran like past her instead of just the other way. She got hit with a trombone and she's okay, but Batwoman with the helmet knocked out. Batwoman's knocked out. Quick, Luke. Give her CPR. Wait, what's going on now? So she got a wire and Batwoman could catch her. She managed to take those two bodies out of there? Did she capture Kate? I don't know. Just a short reminder, that's the paragon on the carriage right here. Very powerful. Save the universe. Wait, what? What did she want? She was knocked out behind you 10 seconds ago. Why didn't he tie her up? I need you to figure out that you are not a hero. We already know that. Battle ranger in the face. Please grab her. Just grab her. The sword would need time to power up. Just grab it. Stunner, use your stunning wrist thing from that one episode. Just stun her. What do you mean? Why are we cutting away? Who cares about this? What's happening here? This fucking show. Didn't she chase Alice? What happened? What's going on? Where is everyone? I don't understand how she was at the university What's happening? What? We're missing a scene. Things were supposed to get easier. I saw her run into that building. We searched every dorm room, Mary. Every dorm room? We searched every room. How did Mary lose her? She was right behind her. Everyone thinks I'm crazy. I think your world just fell apart. What are you wearing? Look. Turns out I'm gay. No judgment. You're all gay. Maybe the episode is called how queer everything is today. Look, guys. This is the gay episode. Look at her face. We'd rather be doing anything other than feeling our feelings. Oh, what a lie. I'm not crazy. Okay, back off. Sophie's like the one person who should obviously believe that, so. Okay, but it'll stop other people from being killed. Yeah. It's very important we find Alice. I mean, surely you agree. Here we go. Show us your pretty little face. What's happening? You are obsessed. We're saving people who don't want to be saved. That is not her problem at all. That is not her problem. So I can join you on some twisted fairytale. Get off the mask. Just batter anger. Just grab her. Just grab her. Punch her in the face. Kick her out of the day. What are you doing? Hey, stop it. What are you doing? What are you doing? This is her attempt to save the civilians life. Stop it. Stop. Stop it. Stop. Oh, come on. Oh, it's Stunner. Killer. Right there. Oh, okay. Oh, my God. It's the person who's apparently famous for no reason. For being gay. Okay, Kane. I like drive by your real estate firm every day. Fucking real estate firm. I'm not going to say like, but you're not comparing. Real estate firm. Fuck off with the real estate. Remember when Beth wouldn't ask herself. How does Batman do it? I'm going to still hold on. I'm going to figure out who to talk to. The first thing she wants to talk about is how come you didn't say you're super gay? Why didn't you say you were super gay? Okay. What's Alice's plan here? Why is she what? I don't know. I don't know what any of this is. Stun her. Shock her. Don't sit here talking to her. I need her to out my sister. I was going to join them. Do this, Alice. Why didn't you do that, Alice? What is her acting? Why is she not just stopping her like right now? Just stop her. Just stop her. I know. Hit her in the face of the battering. Yes. Do anything, please. You almost killed the girl, but you're not going to kill Alice, who's threatening people with buzzsaws? She's killed many people as well. Do they not teach math and sports? You're acting. They're obviously not going to kill her. I will kill everyone else in this world. That could be. Oh, she has a bomb. There you go. Yeah, she's got a bomb. How did she know about that up to this point? So why is she there? How did she get that there? Like how? If I out you, everyone you care about will be in danger. You'll probably be arrested. You won't be Batwoman. Okay, your logic doesn't work on Batwoman. She can still be Batwoman. I don't know. This city doesn't really benefit from Batwoman, let's be honest. Most of them really like Batwoman, so what's your problem? I'm not going to out you to save hundreds of lives. Oh, this guy was full of monsters. Can you please capture Alice? You're tracking 10 cellulite networks with one hand. Yeah, I'm smart. Did they explain how this girl was able to do what she's done in this episode, by the way? Let me guess. She's revealed something different. Yeah, Alice has a bomb in the room. So they're all going to get out of the room, right? Yeah, she wouldn't. I seriously would doubt that they're going to out. There's no way. Yeah. There's no way. Everyone seen this? Oh my god, there's a cellulite hitting. The bomb alert seems the most likely, but we'll see. That one revealed to be Gotham, Billy and Kate Kane. Yeah, she sent a different message to them. So you're arresting Beth now, right? Oh, no. Let's see what happens. Go. Maybe I don't want to. Maybe I don't care. Go. Acting. Oh my god, it hurts my soul. Oh, okay. What the hell was that? You're not a hero. Yeah, I know. Doesn't take a hero to know what pure evil looks like. Yeah, but I mean, you're pretty close. You're close to pure evil. This show. What was the weird, goopy thing she put on here? That chain. It looked like a fucking tank chain. It's the auto-attach. Do you remember how the end of episode eight, she declared Alice is a lost cause? And this is the episode where she's like, you know what? You're a lost cause now. I mean, she's not going to get captured in this episode. This is going to go for the whole season. Well, whenever she gets captured, she'll just, you know, come back. Like she'll break out of Gotham or Arkham. I don't believe that you're not okay with Mida. What did she do? Man, it took him a long time to run out of the building. Like these guys all sit there inside. Oh, that's raining. How, how, based on that text- Oh, look, Captain America. It's the Heroic Cop. It's the Heroic Cop again. Do you reckon he's going to get humiliated in some way? Of course he will. Of course, because you can't just have male characters in the show. Like he needs, he needs to be, someone has to happen to him that's bad. Oh, she's going to have to save him and then Alice is going to get away. Fuck. Killer! Oh, hey mouse. What do you think that does? Wait, oh. Oh my God. That's CK. Oh my God. Ah. Oh wow, you got there fast. Oh, they're on top of each other now. Think of the shipping. Think of the shipping. That's the same police officer. What is so fucking cringe? I like how he just immediately went in for it as well. Yeah. So eager. Because you can't just be in the character. Oh, so Alice is going to wait. I guess Alice is going to wait. You should be in jail. Sorry. Wait. Where's your bat bike? On bat bike. In the back garage, you fucking stupid bitch. What bat bike? I want to die. Community service. For that something you pulled into the set. 150 hours scrubbing graffiti. I mean, that's bad. You, I don't even know what to begin with this child. Oh, and you're going to pay back every single person who sent you blackmail money. Fine. Fine. You nearly. How do you do that? It was crowdfunded. I was outed before I wanted my parents to know. I wasn't about to do the same thing to you. Oh, I wouldn't want to. Yeah. Because I didn't want to save lives. That doesn't make sense. I didn't do it to save a high school full of lives. I did it because being gay is more important. I'm a good person. You're right. What? Sometimes it feels like it's not going to get better. But you won't stop hating yourself. Don't worry, Trump will get reelected. If you ever want to talk about your- Kayla Mason. Anyone? I never in a million years expected it to be you. Someone like me. Someone like me. You both- You both are pretty morally dubious characters. I'll give you that. These two people are bad people. These two people are bad people. Oh! She goes, oh my god, they actually did it! Oh my god! Finally. No one offered you anything to drink. Finally. I think the one time they captured is the one time we could have believed she could have escaped. What the fuck? Ow, I know. That was really awkward. Yeah, it was awkward. Well, look who reached cover girl status. I know what you're going to say. It was reckless. It links me to Batman. I was going to say that a whole lot of people are about to feel a lot less alone. And if this fall out, we'll figure it out. What? What? Happy birthday. Baked it myself, by the way. Why do we get gay Luke who bakes cakes? Why can't we have gun Luke? Man, we're as ripped Luke with a gun. With a gun. Stupid muffin Luke. I almost went nihilistic crippled Pac Conroy. Sorry. He said Pac Conroy lost. I think he's the author. Made you a back cupcake. You had to eat the- Oh, here's the triumphant music. Here we go. Narration. Time to recalibrate our gay dog. Reveals her to be a lesbian. When? Her exclusive interview with Karen Denvers. All right. Whatever happened to politics staying out of our superheroes? Politics staying out of our superheroes. We all wear a mask of some kind. How is it even political? What the hell are you talking about? That isn't- That's not political. What did she reveal herself as a lesbian? She talked to a super girl. Yeah. She had the interview with super girl. Oh, is every woman in the show a lesbian? Apparently. Dude, don't you understand? Now that she's a lesbian as opposed to unconfirmed, she appeals to more people. That makes sense. I mean, like, I don't know why anyone would give a shit. No, well, we're in a world where everybody gives a shit about that. I wish people- Oh, are they gonna make up despite having the big blowout last episode? I heard you were a lesbian. Sometimes the best way to save someone is to be yourself. What? That doesn't apply. You guys haven't even spoken this episode. Mary just needed a hug. Sure, she wasn't the only one. Two are gonna need each other now more than ever. I don't know why you guys haven't bet it's a clearbie yet. Happy birthday, kiddo. Turns out, brother, I'm gay too. Hey, man. Hey, that phone was gay. You put me away 40 years ago. That phone was gay and black. Hey, did you guys fire that hot friend of- Oh, did she just escape? She's a clone. What? Oh, because of the combined universes? We have- Oh, what? Not. Oh. I'm supposed to rather this as how you react. They actually do something interesting. I chose to tell Keith. What is- What's going on? And ironically, if they're doing what I think they're doing, that's the most interesting thing they could ever do with this show. Yeah. But this- How does this not- How does this not change- Yeah, okay. All right, we've got a lot to talk about. Yeah. Yeah. What? I think got something somewhat interesting happened. I can't- Yeah, I can't- So, right. Okay, okay, okay. So the logic is all of the worlds have been combined now. So a world where Alice didn't die is clashed with a world where she did. Quote-unquote, I don't know. But then all of the instances were somewhat- Exactly, exactly. We've got a problem. We'd have bazillions of humans on the earth right now. Like, it would just- This is a big- It would literally be- There would be no room for people. There would be trillions of people crammed onto one earth now. I think there's still multiple Earths, but they've merged some Earths. Seems to be the indication. Wasn't there a thing in Christ that's so new from the Earths where there was like an acknowledgement or something that like, Beth- Yeah, no, I remember what- Yeah, yeah. It's funny how we're like, Oh, that's kind of a cool idea, but you can't do that. No, it's just- Oh, yeah, it's just- This is the thing. It cannot happen. Whatever reasoning they have, it'll fall the fuck apart. There's just no way. Wow. Cause how is it that she exists in this world, but nobody desires her dad know? There's so much. What about Batman? There's so many questions. How has she been existing? How do you not know? Yeah, how is it now that she figured this out? Do you know what she said? She's like, Some boys live in my place. Also, she said something like that. She's in the good dorm room. Like, is that not like a huge fucking deal? Is this- Your dad is in prison. Was your dad always in prison because of Alice in your universe? Cause that wouldn't make any fucking sense, would it? Does Beth not care that he's in prison? Is this- This is the thing. He wouldn't- He wouldn't be in prison in her universe because there would be no Alice to put him in prison. So- This can't work. It's just like- Well, this is the thing. We don't know what the logic is yet. What if next episode they're like, She cloned herself, lol. We'll have to discover the truth, but what a clusterfuck of an episode. It doesn't make any sense. I'm so ready to see how they try and justify it. Oh, it's weird to be back. Our villain of the week was a girl who was rejected by her parents for being gay and decided to try and kill herself by putting herself on a train with a whole bunch of people and sending it so fast that only Batwoman's grappling hook on her bike could save them. Yeah, even then, it shouldn't have. What if Batwoman was asleep? This is like, guess I'm dead. So is everybody else. So much gay in this episode. It was weird. I know. It's just- It's gay, everything. When she reveals to her her motivation, which to be honest with you, is very fucking thin compared to what she did with this motivation. She lets her go. She just decides that she should go. It's just amazing. Community service. And she's like, oh, lame. You should be in jail forever. Listen, wait. That means that Mary literally chose not to chase her. When if she did, she'd be like, Alice, what the fuck? And then she'd be like, oh, hey. You know, who are you? Yeah, if she did, yeah. I'm a normal person. That would have- The police would show up. What's her name? Sophie would recognize her immediately. She'd be like, you are Alice. They would capture her, take her in. She'd be arrested straight up because I don't think- Right, but how is it that she- If she existed in this- So the issue that I'm having is that the whole merging of the infinite earths has a whole history, right? Like the merged earth or whatever it is now has a whole history, which means- Yeah, you can't merge any history that is different from your own is opposed to it. You can't merge all those things together. The issue is they seem to want to do it where it's like, oh, from this point onward, you know, this is how it works. So she's existed from this point onwards, but that's not how it works. Like the history had to happen all the way up to this point. So you can't, you can't like start from, I don't know, one week ago or something where they have Beth here now. Yeah, and they seem to be- She grew up in this universe. They seem to be pretending that it was just that Alice that was plucked from a different earth and plopped into our one here. And it's like, but that wouldn't make sense either. Why would it just be her specifically? Or maybe, maybe, maybe what happened. I got a theory. I got a theory, sorry. What if Lex Luthor wrote in the book a destiny like, well, I'm gonna troll Batwoman. I just wrote Beth's name in it or something. And then put her in that universe. Why would Brunette Beth? Why would she go to Wayne Industries? Yeah, what's her- Why would she go to all- Well, it was, it was universe, the university, right? Just in general, I guess she goes there. She said- No, at the end. At the end. At the end of the episode. Other people- At the end of the episode. Oh. In her living life in her apartment and she apparently doesn't call like the police or anything. I guess K.K. in the universe where fucking Alice doesn't die still decides to steal all of Batman's shit and become Batwoman. Some things just can't be changed. Even though Beth was alive, Batman wouldn't have disappeared. So that can't be the case. Because that's why Batman disappeared, wasn't it? I can't believe that Alice beat Batwoman and a little girl with a trombone. You know what sounds like a, like a, like a spider-sense move. She just fucking ducked and- I can't believe a firewall on your mobile makes it so that you EMPs don't work. Your phone doesn't get here. What the fuck did she even get that fucking tech from? That's like super duper tech. How does she know how to do this? Yeah, how did she explain that her parents are like weapons developers or something? Yeah, I'm pretty sure she didn't. This show was such nonsense. They went nuts with this first episode. Holy moly. I have no idea how they're gonna justify this. Because for a second I thought they would maybe do like, this is a cut, like she just came back from doing the universe stuff. But then it doesn't make sense, she talks about it with Luke. And we see that fake Beth earlier already, when she walks in, because that's the Beth Mary saw. So, but that means no one is aware that Beth exists, but this Beth does exist, so we have two Beths. I want to kill myself. I guess this next episode is gonna be able to explain all this, right? I wouldn't put my hands in the fire for that. Neither would I. Yeah, and we thought this is going to be easier than fucking entering a crisis this time. Yeah, an infinite crisis has bled over into this show. To be fair, I am surprised they actually did something with this. I thought they were just gonna ignore it completely. But they're like, you know what, they center themselves, you know what, bring it on. We can handle the challenge. Our writers are good enough. We can do it. All the writers are like, oh shit, no. Let us go, change the fucking desk. Yeah, they're changed to the desk and the producers have the buzz on. They're like, you're gonna make this work. There's no making this work. It's a disaster. And then somehow keeps getting worse. Where's that weird chain she uses? I want to see all that thing. Oh yeah. She just sort of throws it in her arm. So awkward. It looks so bad. Makes no sense how it even works. Like it bends so weirdly. What is that insane device? Why wouldn't they usually do this? I mean, even this show usually goes, that woman, I've made a new device for you. It's this thing. It may come in use in one part of this episode. Who knows? You know, that sort of thing, but it's just like, no. My woman just has this weird chain thing. The way she throws it as well, dude. She's just like, look. Go a little bit earlier than actually when she starts to punch Alice. We go frame by frame. You can see that Alice moves her head back way before you can see the fist. Go frame by frame. Oh yeah. It's just like, look. Oh, and like, I don't know, man. Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait. Look at the face who froze the punch. That's a fucking stunt double. That's not Kate Kane. Are you implying that a lesbian needs a straight stunt double? Apparently. Oh yeah, that's definitely a stunt double. It's just a fucking working punch. My fucking graphic. Hey, man. It might actually be a legal thing, like in case the punch could axle some shit. I don't even know. But yeah, I was going to say like, I don't know if I'm hypersensitive to it, but Ruby Rose's acting is really getting on my nerves. It is terrible. Her vision of, so like normal talking is this. And if you tell it to him, oh, she'll go like this. She'll like move her lips less and speak louder. Yeah. Well, like a little bit of a great nerve voice. Like that's her vision of I am angry now. He like, oh, when you see changes and you see the chain go around her hand, the chain is like already completely wrapped around. It just closes the same device. That chain. It feels good to be back, I guess. Weird. You think you would have started off with the bat chain on the hand, but I guess not. Well, that was episode number 10. Thank you all for watching. We'll see you next time. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. I'll see you next episode, and it'll be great.