 Welcome to the show my dear precious siblings. I'm very happy to see all of you today Hope you're doing very well. What's up, Wendy? Hope it's a beautiful day wherever you are. I hope it's a beautiful day wherever any of you are Cool glasses of water not a sponsor the show not a sponsor Wendy, I hope you're doing very well looks to looks like you're having a good afternoon. What's up, Chris? Beautiful day. I think it might rain just a little bit. It's kind of flirting with it here in Longmont. I Spent my full day yesterday gardening That's why there was no hippie report the hippie had to make flowers and works really hard to catch a sail or whatever and Found some flowers and rescued them from the clearance bin Ended up with a bunch of petunias and pansies some different lilies because I like lilies so that'll be fun and Just really happy to be here man. Happy to be sort of taking it easy with you This fine afternoon. I basically kept all my flowers in one flower bed now Anything that's not coming back from last year. I've got a bunch of salvia back there And I've got a bunch of yarrow, and I've got a bunch of What's up, dr. Z Roses and yarrow and salvia And those kind of things that come back. I've got a lot of that in my garden and sage plenty good dose of sage and oh I'm sort of looking to add some other stuff I wish I had found some holy basil when I was at the store, but I couldn't find that and It might be all too late now for that. We'll see I Have white yarrow and yellow yarrow is the answer to that question From the comments those of you that watch this show in a format where you can't see the comments I'll try and like Giving the idea what happened there Yeah, I've got white and yellow yarrow. It's good, but it comes back every year, and it sure does just it's like yellow squash Once you put it in your garden, it just takes over the motherfuckers So I'm really always kind of trimming it back frankly But it's it's a beautiful flower and especially if you When when the yarrow Becomes. Oh, look I've got a little paper towel here The yarrow kind of grows in little panels, and they look a little bit like this Okay, and it's a bunch of little flowers and in kind of like a I don't know kind of a flat surface, and then it's got like It's it's stem the flower has a stem But it's actually a bunch of little flowers all squished together, and it looks like it makes I Don't know like a pancake almost It's perfect because when they die they largely remain the same color they'll they'll kind of like fade a little bit, but they'll stay those flat panels and Last year I just started spray painting them because like They're staying in the garden all year anyway And I didn't want to just cut them down just because they had gone down out of season or whatever You can kind of keep them later and later into the winter if you wanted to spray paint them. I Found that to be very useful Information so if you got yarrow out there let it go and then fucking give it a nice color of you know blue or something Ooh, Wendy. You want to trade some pink for white? You want white yarrow? God damn it I wish you'd come take it because like I've got so much of this shit I've got a bunch of the white stuff and pink is way more up my alley. I love pink One of my favorite flower colors is a nice pink for sure Boy, you know, that's one thing I love about pansies and petunias is they really do come in an incredible array of colors What's up, Paul? Good to see you, sir They really do come in like an incredible array of colors the pansies and the petunias like petunias bang for buck Might be my favorite garden flower They fuck off after a season you can design pretty easily with them They kind of just stay where you put them and like they're very predictable flowers and they come out as like big trumpets they look like the end of a I don't know a trumpet but it's made of colors and I like the veiny ones may be best. I just love petunias man. I think they're a really great flower Wendy you're in Longmont almost daily. Oh my god. You want to give me some flowers? I could locate a good plant for you back there Try to remember which ones are white. I think most of them actually are white I only have a few yellow ones But they're every year it feels like they move around just a little bit But you're welcome to come check them out, dude What up Paul Renix? I hope you're doing very well, sir Yeah, Wendy seriously come on by sometime and Let you pick through the garden make a little trade Z pink would be way fucking better Because I had another I had another plant back there that was unidentified but it mixes in with the yarrow and it almost looks like yarrow except that the flower is a little less dense and Shaves a little differently, but it is very bright pink and I always wanted it to be pink yarrow The only way to get pink yard in my garden is with the spray can and I honored that I will spray paint flowers I'm not above it sort of a gardening episode. Maybe We're trying not to think of a plan before we start this show. It seems like it's so it ruins it anyway, I Hope you all have an excellent day. It is a beautiful day outside I don't know if the rest of you that aren't gardeners may be hearing all this flower talk and not be thinking Not at all the type of flower that I think is funny to watch them interact with But I'm trying to get high too, you know, I've been getting high all day taking phone meetings and Zoom meetings and stuff with different people I talked to one of my high-level mystic friends the other day and I Must say Well, no it was today. I'm sorry. Oh my god. That's how stoned. I am Let me try and hit this magic wand I bought. Oh goodness Yes, that helps me forget So I was talking about my my mystic friend. He's my personal shaman And I was talking to him today and he said that you know and I think a lot of the world is changing And I said, how do you mean, you know? Because when mystic motherfuckers say some shit, it's good to just get some clarification And he said You know your birthdays in July You may find that you'll never Blow out candles on a birthday cake again Fuck I guess that's probably true you know nobody in Post-pandemic world is gonna want anybody to blow all over a cake ever again probably And he says except People will rebel against that idea and some of the people will you know Demand to still be able to blow on the birthday cake and the candles and stuff because of tradition and other people are gonna install You know, Bluetooth candles or whatever. I Just thought it was such a fucking fascinating thing to say I said if it was okay if I shared it And he said it was so here we are talking about it Um Don't I don't mean it is like a depressing thing. I mean it is like an interesting thing You know your whole life You've been watching people blow out candles and if you're like me you've been kind of low-key thinking that's gross That's gross to the tube. Have you blow out candles on the cake? Everybody kind of just like knows it was gross and I think we're maybe living in a world where Post-blowing out birthday candles world. That's my opinion and I know I'm gonna miss it just like you but When I was talking to that mystical motherfucker today. He is like Let me drop some high-level wisdom on you and I was like, oh my god must you you know He did he must that's his job Good for him. Good for me. Good for all of us Weedpens not a sponsor the show Not a sponsor not a sponsor the show My belly is deliciously full though from a sandwich from Chiba hut here in town They are starting to do They do the curbside pickup And you can order on the app They're doing good work over there making giant sandwiches for nice people For stoners just like you and me But this pens not a sponsor the show not a sponsor Happenstance the pens just happenstance my full belly Feels so good in my tummy my belly feels good in my tummy wrapped around my stomach Which feels really nice because it's full of a delicious sandwich From Chiba hut and long one It's so tasty. It's just exactly the one you're thinking of whatever sandwich that might be actually you Know what is funny about this sandwich spot is though I actually hosted a weekly event there for like months and the weekly event was called Mario Kart racing And there would be a thing and people would race and I would basically just kind of run the tournament Because I thought it was like the best time ever mostly as me sitting around drinking neat and sandwiches and experimenting with sandwiches and My favorite sandwich that we discovered during that time was the chicken teriyaki sandwich Okay With all the fixings blah blah however it comes with a little bit of hot sauce Which is that kind of like I don't know what it is chelula or whatever some hot sauce some pepper sauce I guess is what it would be and Some peanut butter and some funyons. I'm telling you that crunchy onions With a little bit of peanut butter Tastes really motherfucking good on a teriyaki sandwich. That's what I'm trying to tell you If you can just open your mind up about it for a second Let the sun shine in for a second about this topic. It's like a spicy peanut sauce and the crunchy onions Really put it over the top and makes it a better sandwich and I tried to contact corporate about it But they they weren't hearing it. They were not putting it on the special menu I thought that was a really special sandwich Alas But you could order that sandwich I suppose if you wanted to Get on like some nice garlicy Train man get that nice teriyaki peanut butter thing having it. It's surprisingly good What's up, Martin? Good to see you dog. Just checking in for today's episode. I missed 420 I was talking to a high-level mystic But you know I showed up late Which should be very acceptable for a 420 type event. I'm I'm late You know, maybe like an hour late for the nothing late for the nothing, right? So like let's relax a little bit about it Anyway Just wanted to send my love out to you today. I Hope you're having an excellent day and if you're not having one. I hope that you know how to trigger one And here's how I think you trigger it I think you trigger a day by loosening up your attitude Because I think a lot of how your day goes with it is about the story you're telling yourself, right? It's about like, you know, have you got a tasty sandwich and you're telling me like me Are you feeling good about yourself because you ate a bunch of like tasty stuff? Piled high on a tasty sandwich remember from from Chiba hut like we talked about earlier. I'm delicious. I recommend it Are you treating yourself good if you're not treating yourself good? It's hard to have a good day. Do you know that? Oh, man I'm not the master of having good day, but I have I have a lot of days that start out as bad days in my attitude and that's probably the nicest way to say it and It's very helpful to develop some tools to try and like influence myself to have a better day and Here you are in a quarantine if you have time I recommend like Waking up a little earlier than you have to because it just feels good to choose Just one little thing. I don't know. I love you. God damn it. That's why I mentioned it I'm not trying to like Tell you I know things you don't know or Sam better or smarter or anything I'm an idiot if there's one theme of the show. It's my genuine it is see But I bless you and I hope you have a great day and Oh Don't pick the flowers, but do sniff them. Won't you?