 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're doing something that everyone is asking me for, at least I assume because people keep calling me daddy in the comments. We're gonna be playing dad simulators, mobile games that allow you to become a dad. The only way it'll probably ever happen. But even in a mobile game, I think virtual single dad simulator is the most accurate one. Let's face it, it'll probably be adoption. Also, I apologize, my eye is a bit red. I'm extremely high. No, that's not true at all. I've been crying a lot because I'm not high. No, that's not true either. I have allergies. I mean, if it helps the brand, then I was crying over how beautiful our world is, but if you don't like that and you think it makes me a wimp, then I wasn't doing that at all. Let's get started. Virtual single dad simulator. I'm gonna put on my gaming headphones because this is an extreme gamer game. Single dad. Even the logo looks awful. Oh my god, this is horrible. Why am I letting the cat at the table? Oh, not this ad again. I've already had to deal with this. No, that's fine. Okay, level selection. One. Let's see. Good morning. Bring material from the bakery for breakfast. Hello, Mr. Baker. I would like one material, please. Oh my god, the game looks so epic. Oh wait, no, this is an ad. Okay. Oh, I've got a marauder's map. Great. I solemnly swear that I am definitely up to no good. Oh look, it's the bakery. Oh my god, the state of it. Is that the stock? Is the stock painted on? I'm not gonna look both ways here. I would rather die. I would rather the character hits me and I die. Hello, I am dad. I would like one material. Can I get one bread and one bag of eggs? Okay. Level completed. I'll time for an ad then. That was a tough level actually. I think I need the ad to just de-stress. Run to level two. Not easy to wake up kids on time. Don't make them get late for school. Okay, he's got his eggs. Let's get going. Don't take your eyes off that baker though. I like your style. He is dangerous. Wait, what? The... What? That wasn't me walking forward. The door opened and then just shoved me that way. The door is jammed. Hold up. All right, maybe I can get in this way. Nope. I'm stuck in the wall of effects sake. I hate being a dad. Please, I just want to prepare an egg breakfast for my children. I think it was me walking backwards into the door because the game was like he's facing this way. That means he wants to go outside and then the door just cannot reopen. Yes, okay. Yeah, he auto walks through the door when you open it. I'm really disappointed that I played so many crappy games that I actually understand how they work and why they go wrong. What kind of room is this? Jesus Christ. All right, children, it is time to awaken. I'm sorry that I have to wake you up to live in this world. What's good in this morning, Diddy, if we have to wake up early? I need no excuses at all today. Get up and get ready fast. Okay, Diddy. How did this spell that wrong of all words? Wanna meet your older self? I really don't because if younger me met me now and was watching me do this, he'd be extremely disappointed and I imagine it just goes downhill. Wait, what? The rest are locked. Oh my God, but leaving me on a fucking cliffhanger. We're gonna have to try and make up the rest of it ourselves. So he makes egg breakfast. He drives them to school. He brings them to a strip club for some reason. He brings them to an adoption center, I guess, for cats. They clean the house and then he sets them free. That's how I imagine the story went, but we're not gonna find out for real, unfortunately. I'm sad. I feel like I've lost my children. It is no reviews. This is my opportunity to make a difference. Really felt like a Diddy. Five stars post. Very good. All right, this is virtual life of police dad games. They go for so many buzzwords. We do not collect, store, or sell any data whatsoever. I don't trust you in the mere fact you brought it up. I think that's actively what you're trying to do. Oh my God, this is a character selection. Oh, wait, no, I have to pay more for facts sake. Funnily enough, the highest priced dad appears to be a mom. All right, I'm gonna be a Ruckel because they're free. I've always wanted to be a Ruckel anyway. It works for me. But I can't read it. Swipe here to change the what. I don't understand. Look at this amazing world that we could have explored, but it won't allow us. Look at that. It's the pizza house. I want to go to the pizza house. This sucks. I was excited. All right, quit. I literally watched like three minutes of ads for that experience. All right, this one's gonna be fun. You know how? Because they have the word fun in it. It's virtual dad family fun. Yes. Oh my God, what the hell? Is this my child? It's fucking huge. Yes, I get to play, but why is it a top down game? No, I want to hold on. Oh, Jesus Christ. Why does it behave like this? Like if you point it up, we'll say it doesn't actually make him go up. It makes him go in the direction he's facing. That is such a bad idea. Oh my God. We're almost out of time and I'm walking into every single wall in my way. Yes, generic YouTuber noise. Fantastic. That means the level is complete. I suddenly feel really empowered. I'm ready to be a dad. When moves like that, I think I already am one. What do we do? I can jump. Hello, children. I could stomp on you if I wish. I'm going to cook my hand apparently. Okay, if all the levels are this short, where I literally just walk to a room and that's it. I can't do this. I don't want to hear about the puzzle games. Let's see what happens next. I don't want to quit. That's more like it. My son's throwing up gang signs. The music is pumping. I have a wife now. Virtual dad dream family sim is the game for me. And they actually made an attempt with the logo. That's great. I love to see it. Forget everything you thought you knew about mobile games. Trust me, I'm trying, but these games are pretty traumatic. Level one. That's what I'm talking about. Level one shouldn't be wake your kids. It should be get buff, workout, beat up other dads. I want a unique experience. Not these copy and paste levels. Oh my God, what is wrong with our fire? Instead of a fireplace, we just have a bonfire in the middle of the room. Where is my kitchen? Okay, interesting interior design choices, but that's what I wanted. I wanted a unique experience. And so far, I'm loving it. The thing is I say unique, but I saw this exact kitchen when I played the mommy sim games. It is the exact same one, except this one has no furniture and everything's floating. Yes. Okay. This is good tasks. Do 10 push ups, brush your teeth, breakfast. Wait, oh, oh yeah, all the furniture's invisible. Hold on, let me walk around my imaginary bed. All right, push up time. What am I doing? Oh, I tap it. Okay. Very good. Oh my God, Dad, you're so buff and your biceps are so jagged. All right, time to imagine that I'm brushing my teeth. This is just like a feckin' horror game. This is the Blair Witch Project over here. Oh my God, I'm getting very confused at where I am. Hold on. Hold on. Oh my God, his coordination is not the best. All these dads seem to have serious cognitive issues. Like their motor control is zero. It's feckin' hell. This is me genuinely trying, by the way. I am not pretending to struggle here. Oh, look at that. I grew big and strong with one bite. Oh no, I got to go upstairs again. He really struggles with them. Oh no, he managed it. Oh, he did quite well there. Good job. You're learning. What? Okay, the game closed. Never mind. I guess we're on to a messy dad. I left some chores for you and the kids. Oh, I have a caring wife this time. This is great. I think the last family was actually just a weird nightmare some dude was having. Nothing really made sense. It didn't seem real. All right. Oh my God, what are we doing here? So many options. I'll do a manicure, please. I like the answer like for the most girly games ever. It's like they don't realize that their demographic is actually 26-year-old men. They're the ones that are wrong. This is going to be fun. If you say so. Let's clean those nails. Wait, why is there a fish? That tickles. What? Okay, that's it. Sorry, ladies. Those men are just a bit clueless. I don't really understand what that did, but I'm sure all the girls watching know. I'm sure nail salons just have bowls of fish around the place. Are you okay? It sounded like you were in pain there. She's probably crying because I'm giving her an absolute disaster of a manicure. Perfect. Are you sure? I don't like this one. This is boring. Now, this is more like a virtual billionaire businessman mom life simulator. Jesus Christ. They did a good job with the buzzwords. Oh, look at this. This is hardcore. Buy the petrol pump. Okay. I'm not a dad in this. All right. Fine. Whatever. I'm a mom now. Let's go buy the petrol pump. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. She's the flash. I want to buy this petrol pump. Tell me the cost of this oil agency. This poor guy is like, I just pump gas here. The cost of this pump is 45,000 USD. For you as you are a famous billionaire lady of our city. I think this is the time from the earlier game. Okay. Deal done. Shift all the documents to my name. Okay. Capitalist man. Take care. Jesus. This game is amazing. Okay. This song is even more fitting now. I feel like an empowered woman all of a sudden. I can't wait to see what level two brings for famous billionaire lady. Capitalist man. Buy a hotel to gift you son. Excuse me. I'd like to buy your hotel. Also, give me your firstborn. Why am I even in the car? She can honestly run faster than it. And I'm not exaggerating. Oh, sorry. I just walked right through you. Hold on. My son is like the location of your hotel. So I want to gift it to my son. Sale it to me. I will pay you what you demand. Mem, no issue. Everything is you are a bianus tycoon of our city. 62,000 USD is the cost. Okay. Decorated tomorrow is birthday of son and send me account details. I will deliver your amount. Is that it? That's the next level. Great. This one's fucking good. God, moms truly are amazing. You got to give it to them. Like, moms are even better at being dads than awesome men. Moms are just, they do a lot for us. Okay. I got to see the progress. Thank God I'm not in the car. Who needs a car when you can't speed like this? Jesus Christ. What is up with her eyes, by the way? Okay. That is fucking terrifying. She's a demon. Hello, Mr. Sam. How are you? What improvements in the construction project? Tell me about this. Everything is going fine and almost we are done within a month. It is totally ready. Like, that's a level. You just walk over to him and it's done, but I can't stop playing. I got to know where this goes. Like, if there's only five, oh no. Oh, and they're going to, it's going to be a cliffhanger again. Those levels are calming soon. I got to play more anyway. I got, I got to just play more. This is just a fantastic game. I'm addicted. Oh, I'm buying a car. Great. I have to buy two new cars for my husband. Can you please show me your very fine and best cars? Of course, man. These are all our best cars. Buy them and you will love them. Take it for a test drive. You'll agree. Ha ha ha. Put it in action. Oh my God. This is epic install. Oh, I can prank my friends. It's a start free and now it's trying to subscribe me for 45 euros a week. I wanted to see RT game do a funny dance on a dog's body, but I can't afford 45 euro for that. Okay, I fold it. But look, it's Jacksepticeye on a chicken. It's so silly. Look at him. He's dancing. He's dancing towards the oven. It's very silly. Oh God, it was, it was worth it. Oh, he fell into the oven. And look, now he's singing a little song. Oh my God, that's fucking terrifying. Oh Jesus Christ. I can't believe that's 45 euro. A week. Not even a month. A week. So by the time like their parents would realize they've already spent like 200 quid. Jesus Christ. That is, that is just so predatory. Worth every penny to see that Jacksepticeye character on a turkey though. That was. Oh, what a hoot. I'm going to give that a knee slap. All right, we've time for like one more, I think. How about Rich Dad Santa for Christmas? Tis the season after all. Oh my God, is this what Santa delivers presents in? That is not efficient, surely. Like he's going to burn through so much fuel. He's way better off delivering them by magic reindeer. Oh my God, what the hell is this? This isn't Santa Claus. Where am I going? What is wrong with my car? Hi, Merry Christmas. Hi, Merry Christmas. How are you? I am fine. How can I help you? It's weird because I don't look like Santa and that person I'm talking to does not look like a child. Look at that. That is not a kid. Okay, Santa, you've not even fucking secured that. Do we have to change everything now? Because Santa's driving a 4x4. Grandma got run over by a 4x4. Drive your van and find three kids. Okay, I've had enough. We'll just stop there. You don't need to know the rest of the sentence. We'll leave it a mystery. Yeah, this is much better. Look, it's me with a silly mustache that's like above my nose. It's like one of my custom characters or something. I look like I got a silly hat saying you're cool. And I'm in all these gifts now. God, this was worth the money. Dancing. All right. You know, I'm fucking happy now. This is this is great. How do I cancel my subscription? Quick charge me. We are going to leave it there. I hope you enjoyed me being a dad. I think that proves I'm ready to adopt. I'll just submit an application with this video link. I hope you enjoyed. I appreciate you watching as always, folks. If you want to see more of me for some unknown reason, you can check out my Twitch channel. It's in the description. I stream my five times a week. You know, you can get loads of me if you want. But yeah, that's that's about it. So I hope you enjoyed me being a dad. I appreciate you and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.