 Can I get an ass tray, please? Do we have an ass tray? No, 85 South ass tray with the faces. Rollin' tray. Rollin' tray, yeah. Hey, Rhys, how many other rollin' tray that's back there, right in front of you? Oh, I told you, low man, you ain't going to go and get your ass back out there, man. That shit. It's therapeutic, I need to be honest. I need it. That's OK, wait. My first week and that week. Because what's next? The first one. The first one? The first one? Yeah. The first time, he been on the road already, though. I ain't been to his mart. You ain't been to his mart? Who the fuck was going on the road, and that's it. Thinkin' with Dezzy. Yeah, Dezzy, yeah. Dezzy popped off. Somebody was doing, Duval was doing shows in July 2, wasn't it? So niggas was workin' in June and July. They busin'. I'll tell you what, I'm doin' the hardest. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. But then, I started, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16. Round off, but I said, I don't give a fuck, who, who, who. I'll perform in the kitchen. That ain't gonna work. I ain't sellin' no cocaine, but I'll do it. It was good. Pre-show? Very good. Wish you a lighter. I ain't sellin' no cocaine. Thank you, currently. They didn't want to stain me. I'm good, man. Yeah, I'm out of time. I need one. Thank you. We got the pre-show. I ain't offerin' you shit up. Who got the rap snack? Nah, man. Who got the rap snack? Who fucked up? Yeah. Why? We ain't gonna promote them. They don't want to fuck with me. Why they don't want to fuck with you? Man, I don't know. Throw them over there, behind them. Put these chips in a different bag. That's my ass on red. I didn't have OG. Come on, man. They just got their rap snacks in. Who on the basketball team? No, the slutty vegan lady. Oh, she got what? Yeah. That's what I'm sayin'. How you, man. You didn't actually rap. Man, I actually went to the n***a dog. I don't know. Yo, OG. I need a bag, man. That gon' fuck the block up. I need a red, my shit. What he say? That red, my shit. I'm like, oh, I will bust every bag of chips on the stove. Damn. Nah, I won't let you go. Man, I had my face on some chips. Oh, what flavor that was gonna be? It'd be like sour cream. Fuck your man, Frito. Sour cream. It was funny. Nah, he been coached a deal. Fuck you, sour me. Fuck you, sour me. What he say, though? That's how you the client is. He say shit. He just read it. I'm like, oh, I ain't no lil' bitch, man. They promise he's assistant or something. I ain't did that in my three times. You know I'm consistent. It might not be him, though. Nigga read my shit three times. We'll talk to him, man. He read my shit three times. Hell no. He don't want them all. He don't want your fans hearing them. That's what they're gonna do. Tell me that. Chill. Slide that water one time, Tay. You got the other one. Tay ain't got no water. Yeah, tear it out, man. It's a big show. You can't get a fruit to motion. Yeah, you got that right. What y'all laughing at, man? 85 South. This ain't no back row. This ain't no back row. Hey, we love them. They see it. We put they shit up here for free. No more. Hey, man. Y'all ready to jump this shit up? Hey, welcome back to the 85 South Show. I don't know what about it. We in there. We in there. You already know the flavor. We got all type of special guests in the house tonight, DC. Hey! Guess who we got here with us today? We got food. Man, of course you know we got our brother Clayton English in here. Come on, man. It's happening right here. It's so good to be back with y'all, boy. But we got the self-made, y'all, legend. Yes, sir. Hey, Conjue Wayne, Mr. Sweater. I appreciate it. Y'all, y'all. Let it sizzle. Let it sizzle. Let it sizzle. Let it sizzle. Man, we want to hear you talk this shit. First of all, congratulations on all your success, man. Appreciate it. Appreciate it. Man, congratulate you guys, man. Hey, man. Y'all, you know what I'm saying? Before the road stopped, you know what I'm saying? Y'all were selling out like robbers. Oh, yeah. Ain't nobody did that in the company yet, man. Y'all had the hood coming out straight up into everybody. The church and everybody. Man, we had everybody in the church until on the oxygen pump here. Yeah. We ain't seen a girl lady with the little wheelchair. She had that month full of rolls up. Yes, sir. Yeah, we seen it all. Man, we done had some wild shows, man. We appreciate that, though, man. But you had some wild shows, too. And you out here selling out, headlining about yourself, man. Blew up on the Facebook. Yeah, y'all, listen, we ain't got to talk about that. You and Mike and then Simone. Yeah, it was a lot of... It was wonderful. Ryan Davis was there, too. I was there. DC. I did a few minutes. Carlos, yeah. Chico was on that show. You told him I'm in the car, you got to. I'm finna tell him. It was two? I'm finna tell him. One of them dragging all your business. I'm finna tell you little business on your show. I'm finna tell you everything I know. If everybody don't give me some, y'all gave me a shirt and a fleece. I want a piece of the pie. All this nice stuff I've been waiting to get on here so I can tell it. They go cut your microphone. These gon' be the shortest ever go. They go cut your microphone. What is he talking about? I don't have nothing. I'm like Kodak Black. I am. I am. Damn it. I'm proud of y'all boys. I was holding that for somebody. The Capri Sun just out in it and they ain't got no juice. They been blowing them up and put them back and take them back to the top. These boys are created. DC OVL smoking me in it. Oh, no. No, don't put that out there. No, this is not allowed right here. I don't smoke. I'm talking too much. I don't even smoke. Y'all got big got me high earlier. You don't smoke, nigga. I smoke now. Well, you better smoke today. I smoke now. You know you long overdue you're supposed to bend by the trap. Oh, yeah, man. Yeah, man, y'all being a lot of requests. I've been trying to be knocking on the door and everything, man. No, I did do. That was the spot down the street. We up the street. We tell you y'all up for real. I do try to be. How you been surviving the pandemic, man? Man, the pandemic, man. You know, when the first hit, you know what I'm saying? I told my baby mama, I say, I'm just going to go get back with all y'all. I understand what I did wrong. I had to go back to baby mama. But no, man, shoot, man. I went back online, man. Went back to Facebook. We all started back trapping it out, man. Dropping them video, you know what I'm saying? All that, all that, they had to, man. They cut our money off. Cut it off? Yeah. Fast way. I had already bought stuff from dates. Damn, my bank account. I was like, man, look at these dates. You know what's coming? Yeah. I went to the car dealership. Hey, yeah, I got these dates, you know what I'm saying? They let you do that? Huh? Yeah. My hometown. Oh, shit. They know you good for it. Yeah, man. So I just been dropping them video for real, man. You getting back in the trench? Yeah, but I'm going back out now. I was going back on the road. You know what I'm saying? Going back on the road, get some of that money. Because child's poor. You know what I mean? They don't give a fuck. What going on? I deferred all my bills at first. I even tried to call them, but they weren't with it. They weren't with it. No, they kept this shit on autopilot, didn't they? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They could do Duvall. They could hit shit off. How you did that? I don't know. It's don't have backpacks. Yeah, no. Man, I need to talk a little Duvall. Because they ain't cut mine off not a little bit. Mine went up. No. My baby mama went through a, she had a review. We going through a review right now. And I told them, they don't look back. Them dates gone. Right. Look in the future. Right. Yeah. Damn what I did. Don't even go to the child's poor office. The lady pulling out the flyers. Right. Ha! That show over. Oh, yeah. She pulled out the flyers. Anybody at the child's poor office. She take a picture with them. Yeah, man. That's why my flyer. I put up, I put up two flyers for my two days. Put up a regular one. So they, it's back popping. No, it ain't. Right. So I put up social business. Right. There's no going to be some people. Spread out. So it can't be what you think it is. There ain't a lot of folks. There you go. Yeah. That's what it used to be. So your baby mama in court putting out flyers. Listen, the lady, the lady, my baby mama auntie know the lady. She came to the lady. No. Who is the lady? I been wanting to talk about this. Yeah. You got the baby black woman. I go in and say it. Yeah. We have Phyllis. We have Shem. I don't know what you just said. Damn it, damn it, damn it. I'm not Phyllis. Phyllis. God damn it. I'm professional. I don't even stay in Statesboro no more. Y'all keep. Which come on? All of them. You talking Phyllis and everything that wasn't in y'all party. I don't came up like that. Yes, sir. Yeah, well Phyllis, yeah, yeah. I do not pretend. Phyllis, yeah. You going through a review and I'm telling you right now I ain't got like that what you think. You know what I'm saying? This right here, I ain't even buy this and you know that. So Phyllis is the lady. Really, if my baby mama, auntie cousin, auntie cousin. Why is she so damn nosy in y'all shit? Because I don't know. Babe, when this entrapment right here, that is a complicated issue. Yeah, she can't take your case. Your baby mama, auntie got a treat. Yo, baby mama, auntie cousin. I still get cases from a time on each state of. No, that's all. We going to get you with the law firm. Somebody going to hit you up and be like, hey, I'm a country, I'm a lawyer. That is black man abuse. You in a god damn entrapment entanglement situation. I'm entrapment. Oh, that's all that. Fuck an entanglement. That's a fucked up situation. My life has been different. My baby mama moved in my house, and they kicked me out. What? Yo, this is a true story, yo. Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. I thought we were going to do comedy. I had my brother. I thought we were going to do comedy. Man, I ain't know you were going through all this. This is a country-wide intervention. They can't keep doing you like this, man. Hey, you know, they almost better do that, man. They say right down on Article 7, you got a parental rights. It's still good. Yeah, I've been waiting to sit on the sofa and speak my peace. Man, you got to. You done made DC drop the weed. He can't believe what he did. I moved my baby mama in, and she kicked me out. Out of the house? What the hell? Man, all the weed hitting the ground. What? Drop out of the blood, now. That shit can't sit out of me. You said your baby mama moved in with you, and they put you out. Yeah, they put me out. I gave them a hug. I had them moved down the top. Yeah, damn. Yeah. You had to go closer to the courthouse. She came to the guest room. Yeah, I had to go. I had to go. They kicked me out smooth, too. It was slick. Yeah, it was slick. Like, she can't just stay in the guest room at first, but I guess that was sign for me to go. No. Yeah, that's true story. So she just stayed in the guest room, then she expanded. She started taking over the whole house. You know, coming out of the hall a little bit. You know what I'm saying? While I was gone. Did you have appliances in there? Man, they kept the ferns and everything. This true story, brother. I just moved downtown. You sound like you didn't want to live there. You just had to go there. Yeah, I'm downtown. I'm downtown now. I got kicked out during the pandemic. That's cold. But you know what I'm saying? I'm single out here in these streets, you know what I'm saying? Man, I hope you meet a ball-ass lady who just takes you in and just nourishes you back to the hell. Because this is some fucked up shit. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, man, you just helped that nigga get back on her feet. I'm a sugar mama with a whole lot of sugar. I've been looking for my man. There's a few of them that watched this show. You got to look with your heart and know what you're having. Yeah, because I ain't stuntin' a young girl. I ain't stuntin' a young girl for real. You got to find your queen sugar. Yeah, look with your heart. Look with your heart. I ain't stuntin' a young girl. They got a heart problem. Damn, man, I didn't know you were going through all this. Boy, I owe them high. Boy, I ain't feelin' good. You got to start drinkin' that water like it's an alcohol. Yeah, I feel good in hell now, boy. You straight. Yeah, man. Hit the button. Huh? I don't hit it. I don't hit second, in third, in fourth string. All right. But you probably need this environment. It sounds like you'd have been through it. So this is a place to vent this fucking shit. I went in the blue flame. Okay. That makes you feel a lot better. Especially when you're depressed. Yeah. That's my brother. What song did he play? Mask off. As soon as I went in there. Mm. Yeah, for real. They'll play in the future. Pat. Going crazy. Five out of a dance. Five out of a dance. Nah, they still, they don't win up. Who? Who? I love. You know the fucking thing? How much you playing? You ain't tellin' these countrywans? Man, they ain't kept, listen. The DJ said, let that shit in your spree. I'ma tell you what happened, man. I asked. Man, listen, man. The man gave, listen, man. So he knew you. He just didn't give a shit. I tried to get 200 hours of war and the girls were lookin' like that countrywans. So I poured out eight more. Like, yeah, you know, yeah. I might get a thousand. I got a thousand one, man. The ones, the ones that gave me, dangled it a little bit, they had to scrap it like this. Them were $7. Hey, you ever get a hundred dollars that you strip it up and your band on the 100 be loose? They're like, no. Lose the motherfucker, man. $77. Hey, I used to count my shit. I used to count my one. Then I tripped that. And I really didn't know what to do. I was like, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. Hey, I used to count my shit. I used to count my one. Then I tripped that. And I realized that they pulled a take of $10, you know what I'm sayin'? All the time. Oh, that's what it was. Then I went up there like, hey man. This? Them get $4.75. What was it here? Hey, like DC, you know we got to take $10. I was like, okay, you take the $1.00. That's what happened. I'm trippin'. Don't tell nobody I came here. Call them. They be like, you count it? I ain't gonna lie. DC, we ain't buildin' yours. I ain't want to say that. But Jordan ain't hittin' on nothin' on y'all. Oh, come down and sit, come. You talkin' about the second hand? No, no, this side over here a few, but over here I'm gettin' the headache. Damn. I'ma turn around this way, man, this way. And then you gon' get a migraine. We smoke a lot, man. We smoke a lot. It ain't no bullshit over there. It's probably gettin' too different with you. I said, maybe it's the rap you got us up. You explain it when you first came and I heard you say, Carlos, you need to smoke out of these. So you must be new. Hey, man, I hate you gon' have a favorite weed to get second hand. I ain't gon' lie, boy. No, call me smokin' again. Without smokin'. Yeah, and y'all been sayin' that shit if people be believin' it. No, that's it. I ain't hit it. You know, you can tell. I mean, I ain't hit it. I heard you came in and you said you need to smoke out of these rappers. No, cause these bitches pullin'. This shit make you feel like you have a scene. Y'all be chillin' all the time. But that's the crazy part. Oh, that's what it is. Last week when I broke them, he said, man, what the fuck are you doing? You ain't rollin' out of these. I had them already. But I ain't know. You pulled the toe, man. Shut up, young blue. Go in for it. Smoke this shit. I oughta be like, hey, motherfucker, man. Oh, boy. Boy, this dude took me to 285 on billboard. That's what it got. Hey, man, if you ain't too hot, man, since you on the show, tell everybody how you got started, man. How you got your start in the comedy game and shit like that. You remember? I know you have. Yeah, man. We went, all right. Let me give my thought to this. Man, it really came to me laughing, because I'm trying to focus. Brothers, listen up. I'm trying to focus. Don't listen to this. That's the weed sizzling. Well, y'all knew y'all were going to do this, too. I knew it. Yeah, man. I knew it. We ain't knew nothing. We ain't done nothing. We ain't done nothing. We ain't done nothing. We ain't done nothing. Clayton been blowin' over here the whole time. Get up. Yeah. Yeah, man. I started off on Facebook, man. Droppin' on videos, consistent. Just the same thing I'm doin' now, man. I got all the... I went to Facebook. My hands. My hands. Man, listen up. Yeah. You know what happened? Yeah. Man, you... I went to Facebook, and then I went to Instagram. I did. Let's see. Man, you're stupid, man. Oh, man. You're gonna start over now. Country way. Yo. Man, man. Man, man. Man, man. Man, man. Man, man. Man, man. Man, man. Man, man. I am country way. Yo. You are color. You wanna add deep questions after he don't start? Man, man, don't ask me that deep. This thing. This thing. This thing. Yeah, you know what happened? What? This thing in the store? It was even filled. Yeah. This thing. You know what happened? It ain't through of it. I'm asking for the people we did. All the people? Yeah. Not that a lot of people don't know, is it? Yeah, I think. You know you didn't tell the story of pieces around you know I did skit. I act out situations on Facebook and I and I see y'all miss your crowd man I ain't gonna lie, DC you think that's worth it? Tell him I act out situations! That's what I did. I do it man, DC gotta help me out man. I thought I was thinking about it, I was like he do! We all did! We never thought about it like that! We act out situations! Yes we do, we act out, we get the situation and we tell a story through our asses and I did it and I kept doing it. You don't gave the old people the same thing. That ain't gave the literal definition. Well I got in character and I found a location and I found my motivation. Cause they already thought we ain't do comedy. Now you done actually gave them what the fuck we... You don't do comedy, you act out situations! You act out situations! I'm like oh you a situation actor! Y'all ain't shit, y'all ain't got country way ahead in this motherfucker's ass. Why the fuck did you tell them that bruh? I'm all that nigga gonna be on that ad, no. You act out situations! I see! What you doing in the stone? Buy shit, okay. Y'all about to do that! That's the biggest situation bruh! But you feel me Clay? We act out situations! That's exactly what we did! Ooh, it getting in the drink. I can't get high end drunk in here. Oh lord! But that's what I did to the people who still watching it. Okay so I was like okay that's a real shit. You feel me? Cause we both come from that background. It's a different, same plan feel, different like. I started off on the vibe. In Instagram, and you in Facebook. I thought to me Facebook was over with because I started on Facebook when I was in high school. But Facebook was popping off! You feel me? But that just let us know like we need to be direct in our attention everywhere. Cause nigga was making that bag. And y'all was making the bag more than Instagram because y'all had y'all shit. What did you do? Money tie? Yeah I just money tied. Yeah I just money tied. Don't tell child support. Try to be working on it. Or working on it. We working with it. Trying to get the shit together. But y'all, Facebook, they were all man doing. They was all collos man. Come on you gonna ask a question. Y'all gonna be interviewing, who the interviewer? I got it. Lord. What they was doing in Facebook? Because a nigga gonna come out that door and ask you a question. That's right. They ain't gonna ask you a question. I been looking there and I ain't want to say nothing. I was like that one look like it locked. What they was doing on Facebook? Is this the one y'all playing? Move that. Who the fuck is Dave? That's the trap. Who is Dave? The light bills in here. The light song cuz of us. Yeah, I like y'all. Yo what's up man? We're gonna actually go up there and give them the money. But we make sure they didn't get up. We contribute. Contribute. What happened on Facebook? Facebook just took off. Facebook was a different crowd. Instagram different crowd. Just two different worlds. Y'all got a different crowd. And I respect them. Facebook was just a lot of old people. And I'm the only young person. So they grabbed on to them. But you related to the stuff you was doing. I got the aunties. I got all the aunties in August. And the grandmothers and granddaddies. And then it got to you. I went on Instagram too. And when you say that you are not lame. I got two aunties every week. Send me some of your videos. You need to get with Country Wayne. I mean I know what you're doing is cool. But he is. And you don't curse. He in the church. He can do stuff with anybody. You need to get with. You need to get with. Now I know if you want to start taking your stuff serious. That's a fact. That's a fact. Old people tell you. They give you suggestions for your career. Like you just fucking off. Like they came up with some brilliant shit. You know who you need to get with. Let me get smiling now. Why? That boy got a radio show. Uh huh. What they going to do with me auntie? He will turn you on to some folks. I mean he might be able to do something. He might be able to do something for you. Hey my granddad. My granddad said that. I don't know. I seen Steve Harvey. I need to see what Steve Harvey got. But look. They don't understand that we see them. So they don't understand that celebrities to them. They think we can go down there. And be like hey. Put me on this shit. That's how they think shit works. That's how they think shit's supposed to work. Clayton speak real good English. The name Clayton English. That's why you speak real good English. English majors all that shit. There was what? We don't talk like that. DC you know you can't talk like that for real. DC you guys are working. I can articulate. Don't let this live shit. Don't let this live in the jetties. Exude my intelligence. Through the epilogical resources of the spiffing reaction. There we go. Come on. I've been using them since 8th grade. Every time I try to be smart. Through the epilogical resources of the spiffing reactions. And it worked everywhere. You just got me. You're damn sure working. This nigga remember one goddamn presentation from school. I told you to make it. I wrote you to make it for real. For real. Come on bro. Shout out. I walk out in the store and I just might flash. Come on man. Woo. Congratulations. You didn't know that. I didn't know that. He was riding in a condor. That's what I heard. You listen good. You was but when you started spitting though you was in there. You had hit a pocket in you. When you looking at the floor let me know you were dead. I'm serious. I'm serious with that man. Look at what I wrote. We got all free and transition to stand up. That's another world. We both know that we got our phones. When we go on that stage it's a different ballgame. So what made you want to jump out there? Chasaport. I had them followers. I was in the street and then I had the nightclub. What was the name of your nightclub? The Spot. The spot you're hiding tonight All the real men, I salute all the pretty ladies. He in my bed, but shout out to everybody at the spot. South East Georgia, y'all know what it is. Hot as night clubs, South East Georgia. Who was some of the coldest niggas you brought through the spot? The spot? Yeah, me. You was bad. You wasn't bad. Nobody that comes to that building. I figured it out. The last artist I bought was Ply. No, I bought, no. Last artist I bought was, uh, oh, uh, Milske. Milske? Yeah, I lost some of my money with him. Yeah, I lost some of my money with Milske. I ain't, if Milske would listen to this, he'll, I mean, oh, he'd be watching. He love this show. Yeah, Milske, you my dog. He's my dog. My money with Milske. His name, Mike. I learned his real name and everything. I brought Milske. Where have you brought him? Where have you brought him? I ain't talking to Mike. You know, you're walking the club. Yeah, they'll be here. You know what I'm saying? He said, no pre-sale. And I should have brought Juvenile. I'm going to tell you what happened. I'm from a small town, Millin, Georgia. So I'm in another, I'm in Statesboro, a little bigger than Millin. Right. The dude told me, dude, you know, shout out to my dude, Doola. He was like, man, who you bring? I said, man, I got Milske coming. He was like, hmm. You can go down, but my hometown love Milske. My town's small. Like, no. He said, man, I see y'all, they asked me, I had a choice out of Milske and Juvenile. He said, yo, you should have brought Juvenile. I said, no, man. I brought him Milske. Right. Yeah, okay. I said, why you saying that? He said, you must be trying to lose some money or something. I'm like, man, you don't know what you're talking about. Right. Yeah. That's what I learned then, man. Sometime you got to listen to people about the area, about where they in. Right. Man, I brought Milske, man. God. Ain't nobody come but my family. They're singing all the songs. I'm mad as hell. I couldn't even feel the music. He coming up, man, you had a good time tonight? No, man. I ain't taking you back to the airport. That's what I learned then, man. So I just started paying all the fine girls in the hood. We talked to the dope boy. Hey, hey, I'm paying y'all. The dude, they messin' with all the dudes. Hey, I'm paying y'all, man. Tell them the call. Every week. So I've created a little sister. I ain't paying no artists. You said, man, take me back to the airport. You ain't taking me back to the airport. Man, lost all of them. He was up there on stage, jumping around. That's hilarious, man. He performed good, though, boy. He performed good, man. Man, that's hilarious. He was a hell of a performer. Hell of a performer. I lost it. You said, man, you took you to the airport. I lost everything. That's part of a rock, man. You know that's what it is, man. But shout out to Trick Daddy. Brought Trick Daddy. He sold it out, man. Trick Daddy sold it out. Trick Daddy sold it out. Trick love the kid. Yeah. He got Mr. Scratch! They see you dumb as hell, bro. That's all my daddy took him back, man. And my daddy took him back. Boy, I hope Mr.... Hey, Mr. Man... Hey, Mr.... What's going on? Do you have cameras on? I don't know. They hear what up. That camera ain't on over there. He faking it. That motherfucker on. He been pointing to the wall the whole time. That's your close-up camera. Hey, Mr. Man, you know, we just... We on an 85 size show. We had to turn up one time. You know it's a true story. You know what I mean? But DC, you know, he's taking it far. He's taking it far. He's taking it far. You know I ain't East-Tranit. You know my daddy took him to the airport. But you did. You did. You couldn't. I was too sick. You couldn't. He had a C-34. He called Cunny Cunny to pick up. But DC funny, man. You stupid. I'm beautiful. Amen. My worst promoted spirit is when I went to the Bahamas. That nigga paid me and all that bohemian money in the middle of the night. Bahamian money? How you made it back? Was it worth good American money? No. No, it wasn't? I don't give a fuck what it was. I need American cash. Yeah. And I can't... I don't have no way to change that. Maybe some changes you're going to lose 15%. You got damn right. Get my money before I shit that bitch in my life. What's your club like, bro? What was the setup? Oh, the setup? Oh, the spot? Well, on the first club, man, straight up, I ain't put up a $10,000 in it. And it profited the first week. I ain't have no liquor license at first. Would it be Y-O-B? I don't know. No use. So I tricked everybody. Because it was a drunkard. So what I did, instead of trying to hide the liquor, because people used to try to open that club and try to sneak what I did, I set it up real nice back then. So I said, when people walk in, they going to be like, hell, he got to have liquor license. If he got it all looked like that, I had to hit it. So rock lined up. Right, right. The police used to even come in there. Right. The presentation. They didn't know. I kind of took off on lines. They were like, boy, they were like, country man, you got some power, boy. Right. I ain't have a liquor license. Turn, turn. Yo, you had Harlem Lights, you had? Well, I took a gambling room, brother had a gambling room. I don't want to fucking hustle about that. Yo, this nigga had a speakeasy. But you going to take that back because a lot of it got killed. I like that shot. No. That got reversed. That got shot, boy. They had them guns in there, man. Anybody try to open that club, man. Y'all know what it is. They had them guns. This one I knew it was time to end out. I'm out there. You know how you fussing at people? Right. You trying to act hard because you a club. Hey, man. Hey, don't be coming at my spot, man. Right. Hey, man. I got child support and all that, man. Man, that dude put out a gun. And me and my sister-in-law were trying to start the fight out there. He put out a gun, but he shot in the elbow. He did the gun like that. Pop. But in my mind, I was shot. I already knew it. Right. Right. And all I feel is my sister had wasted some water on my shirt. Right. And I said, I said, y'all get back in. I was whispering and everything. Right. She was like, what's wrong? I said, they hit me, but it's okay. Man. I done went to the kitchen. I done laid down and everything. All that and don't stop. I was like, I said, don't touch it to her. I said, put some pressure on her. I'm remembering stuff. I done heard from movies and everything. Right. You and your quarantine, with a whole sex week, you can hang her ass up in the kitchen and give her the business by the bananas. You can really be somebody. Lingerie is not expensive. They'll send it straight to your crib and have your girl walking around here looking like Scarlett. I don't even know if that's her name, but that's the name on the, they'll be looking like her tied up in the kitchen, hanging from the sex wing. Then you bring this little joke out and buzz her right quick. Oh my God. You can have all of these nice things delivered discreetly to your home. You go to adamany.com and use promo code 85SouthShow. Guess what? Whatever you pick out of this or whatever you pick, if you use the code, the first time you use it, 50% off. Little freaking ass. Adamany.com. Hang your girl. I'll take this. Hang her up in the bathroom and then just turn the shower on. The steam going to clean her body. That's promo code 85SouthShow. And remember the steam will clean her body. I'ma leave this with you right here just so you can think about it. Man, I do. I say I gotta get the hell away from them. But that's what made me start getting serious on the stand up. I say I gotta get out of here. They fighting every week, man. The wrong song. Come on. That bullshit set it off. Oh my God. Booth. Meat and meal. That dreams and that, that intro. Uh-uh. Yeah. Hold up, wait a minute. Y'all thought I was in it. But see it already be the music. It just be the nigga though. You feel what I'm saying? Yeah, you're right. It just be Todd, man. He's so ready. It be that music sometimes though. You can't say the music cause we don't want a nigga tonight. I done did some shit I would and never did cause the song was all nigga. God. Needs play Teta Club up. I do a chair. That's a chore? No. Three six. Teta Club up. This is back in the day, baby. This is a teen club. I can't imagine what would make a motherfucker open up a teen club. That's the stupidest shit in the goddamn world. Teen club. That's a shame. They thought club club ought to try a teen club. That's all we did. What the fuck? What's opening it? The music we was doing the club was bad influence anyway. I was listening to A-Ball and M-J-G. What they told? That shit. Bust the nigga head. Slap a hoe. Shoot the club. That's too specific. Exactly. I bet you won't hit a motherfucker. Push a mother. But that shit, that shit fed us though. That shit did something to the, you know what I mean? You must think I hit in the club for it. You ain't know what I hit. Dude, pick me up. Don't get hit. That's the number one rule. Nigga picked you up. Nigga picked you up. My brothers don't got a job. They got a job in Degleville, Georgia one time. I was with them, but they didn't get me. I didn't say that wasn't me. I didn't say that wasn't me. I didn't say that wasn't me. I had a girlfriend in Degleville in high school, so we drive up here. So we went to one party, and the dude walk, I had my little woman jacket on. Dude walked up to her like, what's up, Jibril? I'm like, hold up partner. Hey, I don't know what y'all doing. He a dog, but hey man, when I'm here, she mine. Right. He about like, ooh, I like, yeah. Yeah. I walked back to my crown, you know what I'm saying? So went to another party. But for about this time, he don't call it all. He a homeboy, just country boy, in the jacket. Right. They remember my jacket and everything, but he wanted to borrow my jacket. Right. From brother Arthur. Right. Thank God for that. That fucked up. That fucked up. He beat you up, bro. Damn. He got away, one boy killed another guy away, but my homeboy, Nia, Nia, I know you're watching this boy. Damn. They jumped over, they were so scared. When we ran out, we in the party. Now I'm chilling out. They trying to go around. He don't even know it. He don't even know what I just did. Right. So he had my jacket on. So when they came around, we see some dude with a bunch of cell phone over his head and my homeboy here, I mean, Nia's head. And they were like, you know, the squad in the building. I'm like, the damn squad. I'm like, so I said, oh, hell. So. Shit. I like, I ain't know what's going on there. First I like, man. And I see one dude fist balled up so God dirt tight. His hand up like a biscuit. I said, God, I said, I bet he won't be the one to hit me. What? We ran through the back. We walked. I say, y'all, let's go. Cause they figured out that it took them a while to figure out what was going on. They sitting up lean with it. Rock. I say, boy, you feel to get rock. Let's go out here. We went out the door, but we at the exit. So we back to get out. The boy came back. They say, hey, man. Hey, what y'all think y'all going at? I was like, I'm just trying to go where I can go to my car. Man, we open the door. My homeboy Neil. So scared. He reached around and locked it back. And all of a sudden the dude swung. He hit my brother. My brother said he didn't hit him, but I seen him. Right. I seen that print. You know, when you kind of get hit, it don't swell up, but you see it. I'm like, well, if you, if he hit you, what did he hit you? Complexion in your face, change in your cheeks. Right. Went outside, man. So they all ran forward, but I bussed this way. When I bussed this way, a cop on looked at me, but they were like, hell, the crowd going that way. So they let me go. So when I went in, I had a black t-shirt on the tank top. I took my shirt off and I walked back through and I was like, man, that messed up what they doing to them country boys down there. No. Man, when I got outside, it was in the neighborhood. You know how they rent the pool? Yeah. I ran so far loose that I was back there in this neighborhood. I ain't no where I was at. I was back there in the creek where I seen the frogs and all that. No. I didn't come out to, I seen the police like. No. I came out. I came out. I was like, hey, man, where them boys at, dawg? Where them boys at? I was like, man, where they at? Man, where them boys that tried me in the, so I asked my brother, I said, y'all all right? He was looking like this. He was like, cause they had locked themselves in the car. They had locked themselves in a girl named Maya car, man. They had locked themselves in a girl named Maya car, man. They locked themselves in a girl named Maya car. But he, he say he didn't get hit, but he got away. He had some Alphos ones with no shoe strings in it. Right. He jumped over the fence and no fences were high. So you, that was, that was fifth. That was fifth. Right. Cause you know how them pool fences is? My homeboy Kenner got away, but my homeboy Neil, he tried to climb the fence. They grabbed the jeep. They grabbed him by the booty jeep. They told everybody. True story. They grabbed that boy from that fit and was beating him. He was like, man, they were like, take his jeep. He was like, man, no, they my only jeep. No. That's what he got. He ain't got to keep the jeep. Yeah. They had him by the legs and his arm. They said, throw him in the pool. He said, no, I can't swim. I can't swim. You mean your ad wolf. He ain't tortured. Look. They did so bad. They let him, they let him walk back in there and tell him, man. He was messed up, boy. I was like, I hope the boy got that Medicaid card. Cause I thought they all had got beat up, but him, him and the boy Kenner got away. Cause bro said he ain't get hit, but he ain't got hit that first time though. That's what it looked like. He looked up since you said this shit. He looked, he looked up. He reminiscing, man. Damn. I remember a boy to get beat up like that. Nah, we ain't leaving, but you know. You went back to the park. Huh? You went back to the park. Cause the party had really ran as he was so. It wasn't that many people in the party. It was about like 30 more people in there like man, that messed up what was going on out there, boy. We didn't change the characters, right? Hemp is on the way. You can't go back home. He'll hold another nigga. Where the niggaz at? I been out there with the frogs. Where do these niggaz at? But we tried to go. After that, we were looking for him though. Yeah. DJ man, DJ from Deckerville. Now I ain't going to start now. Boy, I don't know how you look for real. Nah. Nah. Yeah, but. He's still out there. He's still out there. You remember that story? He worked all of us out there. He was like, dude, I told him. That was us. Country. He's talking about us. He's been telling that story. Ever since you blew up, that's his story. He's been telling that story. Man, yeah, we were all in one country. We ain't in it. We got to be brothers. We got to be brothers. We got to be brothers. You remember? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Every time you tell the story, why ain't you say that? Grab his ass, chief. Pull them down. Pull them down, boy. You'll fight for it alive though. They ain't get, Wayne, Wayne got to wait, man. Wayne figure out how to get away. You tell my Wayne got to wait, man. Wayne ain't going to figure it out, man. You got a lot, you got nine kids, you got to figure it out. That's the last thing I said. You love some pussy. I ain't have them then, but they was in me. You love some pussy. That one thing about, you love some pussy. You love some goddamn coochies. Man, I ain't stuntin' that girl. Now I tell that girl, I'm standing with the D. Ain't that you? You're lying. You're lying. We got to start a protest, man. fellas, we got to start a bitch. That's your weakness, man. Too late. It used to be. You can't start it. That's your crimping knife. You're fixing coochies, man. You got a knife. They ain't going to believe you. You're trying to build it, fuck you. All right. I'm going to get y'all some game. You got to be the treacherous. You have a bunch of kids that's lust built in you. Yeah. That's why I go ahead and have them. Get that lust out. I ain't, man or female. I'm making them work for this now. What? What's your standards? What you like? You sound like one of them hood ass, baby mama. Man, you got to add light. Man, they think they can just get that, man. You got to work for this. You ain't, I'm standing with the D. They can't get this no more. I've been sellin' it, man. I've been sellin' it for the 720 hours. And this been a great journey. Boy, you count the hours. You're going to be like, boy, how many days is that? Everybody. Come on, the 20 hours. You got to tell them about the hours and then you feel like you don't belong to them. You sound like a lot of men. You sound like a lot of men. It's about a week. What we got? 720 hours. No, I didn't. I know we can have it. Mm-mm. Everybody counts. The whole studio. I don't want to care anymore. As far as I want to remember yesterday. Dude, that 120. 120 and 40, what it is? 480. That's a month and a week. You single? A month and a half? 480 by the month and a half? What kind of question is that? I'm going to interview you. You single, though? What kind of question is that? Nick, I'm the mother. Man, you think I can walk around looking this mother fucking good to be by myself? So I'm the only single comedian? Nick, you ain't single. You just say. You ain't had no pussy in six hours? Whatever you say. What it is, this is it. Hey, man. I guess I'm the only single one, boy. What does that mean? I'm out here in these streets, man. You out here in these streets. What does that even mean? Don't get hit, man. Just stay on the sidewalk. What does that mean? I can go wherever I want to go. You know when this came and it took your house, country? Yeah, it made you phone. No, I'm dying of time. You dying of time, motherfucker. You can't go anywhere. You can't go dying of time. They try to come to come see it? No. No. Don't let them up. Don't let them up. So that's the... You just look that fucking... Yeah, I'm free. Ain't shit as you can do. You thugging. I'm thugging. I ain't getting... country boy ain't thugging, man. I'm out here free, man. I ain't free on y'all folks, really. I'm free on y'all folks. You know what? We need to stop dating these regular-sized women. They don't treat us right. We gotta move. Just switch the whole game and just date big women. I don't know. You know what? I won't. I'm telling you, man. These motherfucking regular-shaped-ass women who think they fine got us fucked up. What's regular-shaped? How you know when they're... Yeah, you know. They these motherfucking women. What do you think she's creating about you? When they got all this surgery and shit, they think they fine. It doesn't need to start fucking with big women. Big women ready to love us like we ain't been loving them. I'll tell you, dude. Big women with a cute face. Come on, man. I've been doing that. Big lips. Some of my big mommas, y'all. Yeah. I bought an oldest man a hood. You on a swing. I got some... Man, I've been... Been girls been my thing. For real? Y'all from the country. Big girl like Jack, y'all. See, I'm from Mississippi. It's so country. I know it. I didn't even know it was me. You hear what this boy just said? What did he say? Big girl like the Jack, y'all. They'll just grab them over. Hold up. Wait a minute. You just can't just be jacking dick like that. She just grabbed the shit. Just hold up. Hold up, man. When I'm from so country, I didn't even know they was big girls until I went somewhere else. Yeah. I thought everybody was that sad. I like the country. I like the old country. I like a girl. I just like a woman who just... I just like clean woman from work. But there ain't nothing like them country women telling the truth. They don't know me. There ain't nothing like them country women, man. Nah, man. She ain't a lady until I'm 180. No, it was a girl clean, man. I'm good, man. Well, if she a country girl, she gonna be clean. She grew up with her grandma house with that good well water. Oh, man. I love a country woman. What about a cook? I think it's against the law to say that name. What? Girl can't cook? Women be like, uh... What it is? Like, oh, you cook your own food. Like, that's a thing, huh? Mm-hmm. I'll get you my fuckin' wood, tell me, cook my own food. I'm like, okay. Okay. Cook my own food, huh? Yeah, I wanna... I cook my shit better, though. That's the shit. She's out of masturbation. I cook my shit better. Oh, you single, too? You know how to cook. No. I got a girl, but sometimes I be like, um, don't do that. Let me do that. Damn. You know how to cook? See, I taught my girl how to cook. She say she know how to make some shit, but you trying to make the shrimp. No, get in trouble with me. No, you got to tell her though how to make it, though. No, nigga, I got the prawns. The big boys. Right. The big boys. You don't want them fuckin' shrimp. So you saying your girl can't cook? The big boys. The goddamn, I mean? No, no, the prawns. The prawns were the shrimp big. You gotta hold the damn there with two hands. Big-ass shrimp. I bought them, had them. She's like, I can do them. When I got the shit, I came to the kitchen. They were this side. I said, this is where the shrimp... She's talking about what's out here. The popcorn shrimp. These shit was... Shrunk the fuck up, man. I'm just like, $36 a pound. What? That boy buying shrimp in a pandemic. That's a loaded question. You gotta be like, what the fuck's that? I've been looking like a month, looking at this motherfucker. You gotta have somebody over there that know how to cook your big shrimp. See, they turn them into the babies. I ain't never had a woman cook me those big shrimp. No, I don't like big shrimp. I ain't been regular shrimp. I was like, can you do it? She was like, yeah. He's talking about the long one. Hold, he's the... They were so good. They were so big. It was like, what did they look like when they was alive? That's what I asked them before I bought them my own life. It was a big ass. Yeah, you get it. But I talked to my girl how to cook. Like, I'm like, no, they salt, okay, add cheese. Okay, add butter. Then she did, then I'm like, see, when she do something good, I be like, look, remember what you did? That shit tastes good. And she was like, I know how to cook. I'm like, look, just remember what you did. Remember what you did. And that shit tastes good. So now she can't, she's chimed up. She's chimed up. I'm suspicious. Everybody girl can cook. She's chimed up. Everybody girl can cook. She's vegan. So she had, I had to make her a cocktail and shit like that. I'm vegan. You vegan? Yeah. That's why you're stressing. You stop eating that grass. That's why I was voidin' the whole time saying my lady can't cook. She can't cook. You don't can't cook. Hell no. And then she be cookin' shit and be like, try this. I'm like, you eat it first. Do you like it? I don't like it. You the tester. No the fuck I'm not. I'm low. And then she be standin' there like, no, what the fuck you do to her? What you do to this? This shit might be nasty as fuck, but then I'm obsessed with you. You might have squirtin' with some kooja juice or somethin' man. Now I'm fuckin' under a spell. Some shit. Yeah, the voodoo lady. No. Put that period in the goddamn... But get him. I ain't gonna say she can't cook everything. She can't cook the main course. You see, I see the main course. She fucked the sides. Oh, I'm talkin' about the sides. I don't care if it's up with y'all. Everybody gon' get in trouble tonight. Ooh. A single man don't came in spirit in this middle of the spirit. And now y'all can go home. Yeah, I don't mean it. All y'all see, y'all basically said your old ladies can't cook. No. I said mine can't. Joke and edit this out. I said mine can't. You see, let's be honest. He said his shrunk up the shrunk. His can't cook pictures. He said mine can cook. My I can cook. Cook sides. My I can cook. She can cook. You just see it. She can't cook nothin'. The main course. No, don't try to back that side. I said she can fuck up the sides. He did. And I said my girl can cook. I told her let's talk. No, you did. I heard what you cook. That was noodles. That was noodles. No, it wasn't. Well, you know the best thing about this shit cuz you ain't, is she knows that she can't cook and she don't give a fuck. He try to come back now. She don't. She knows she can't cook. She told me. I'm a lover in the West. I just took for granted that she is a black woman. She know how to cook and she be like hold up. Don't wait. That ain't what I do. I order. I was like what? No, man. You got to be with us. You ain't trying to fuck up the household. I don't give you no, that why I don't hang with no single man. I'm not good for your house. But we baby daddy, so we know this. Yeah, we got that. How many children you got little? I got one. Yeah. You got a game. I ain't got nothing to do with that. I meant that respect. You got nothing? Cuz I ain't the type of bitch. Cuz I'm all about the baby daddy. You know if you see it. I was like, didn't talk about victory. He like, I'm like in the pandemic, like what the fuck? Pua got cut off and you just going crazy. Hey, one time for that Pua came back for the people, $300. They ain't bringing the six back. No. I feel like people ain't talking about that enough. What? The Pue? The Pue. What's that? Another loan? See, you ain't got no baby mama. Listen, them getting the unemployment, I felt like I was getting it. And they cut it off. I didn't tell you that. You don't win Hollywood. I ain't want to say that. You don't. What happened, bro? Like your beard, you used to comb your beard like that. I didn't. It's waving now. That means you doing that part. You got a brush. You put it like this. You know, everybody knows. You putting butt on your beard now? Yeah, that's it. Butt look like A-Rab. This is the one. This is the one. This is the one. This is the one. This over the streets, you don't know what Pua is? I don't. No, I don't either. Oh. Oh. Oh, 85. My bad. All the public assistance. Yes. No, don't worry about it. Y'all don't worry about it. No, talk to me that shit. God, boy. Hey, boy. What are you reading for? My bad. Pua. Talk to your shit. My bad. I didn't know where I was at. This is it. Y'all know what Pua is, man. What? I'm doing Pua here. What is it, Pam? No. That's a shame. Somebody behind the camera got to tell you what. Oh. This is the pandemic. This is the pandemic money. Oh. The check for the Pua. I don't know either. I don't know. The pandemic money. The SBA. Wait, y'all open again. No. See, you think it. No, no, no. I told a lot of people to get it. I said, hey, you not doing nothing. You better get this motherfucker. I don't know. I told a lot of people. But see, I know a lot of people who did SBA. I ain't the type of man. Oh, no. I'm not a business. I'm not signing a goddamn thing for $300. They kiss my dick $300 times. That doesn't mean like this. What? What? $300. What? I'm not. You could do the SBA. No, I wouldn't take a piss on this. We are all that. I get, hey, I get, hey, I'm going to make sure I get my own plug and everything. Yeah. I ain't nothing to plug because as soon as you got there, I'm going to, I'm going to plug it. I don't know what you talking about. I am not. I work right here at 85 self media. I'm not working either. I'm not working either. I'm not working either. I'm not working either. Elimin investigate, the corporation. That means we can get you shit if something happened. Yeah, but. I worked for a country. Nobody right now. I'm I'm on the floor. So yeah. I don't get by him employed. I see that documentary. No money before the commie. It was 2 clubs, a car wash, a barbershop in the year like they were you said, hey, Chiosport, got it all. They both, they got the titty bar too? Huh? They got your titty bar? The club? Nah, it's my guy, man. It's my guy shot it in the club, man. Oh. Dang. I had a look. You got some clubs, that's crazy. That's a real promise. I always respect the motherfuckers that had a life before they did comedy. Because I wasn't doing shit before I really started doing this shit. For real? Yeah. You ain't got no kids. I went to school and I came back and started selling phones with this nigga. For real? Y'all sold phones? You know how many this nigga got cool? What the fuck? This nigga had quit the job. And I just kept telling him that he was coming. He ain't got check for like three, four months. This nigga just said, at one point, I was on the nigga knew how to close down the shit. I hold the whole store hostage, nigga. Y'all don't want to cut my shit? All right. Ain't nobody gonna hold. Man, check us out. I'm like, all right, fuck that. Who gonna cut my shit? My real shit, that nigga. Check us out. You know the mall closed at 9. This nigga show up at 8, 8, 5, right at 9 o'clock. Hey, Chad, that nigga show up, close the computer. Like, we'll be through. All that nigga do it. Come in, clip, clip, clip. Did Clayton come to work yesterday? Yeah. And then at one point, when Chad and then went to school, everybody quit. I was the only one. And the dude, he thought he was the district manager. So he would never come through the store and just be me. He be like, Clayton show up last night. I was like, how else you think we logged out? You all right, all right, all right. Give our boy that check, fuck this nigga. But he got a check. He'll tell you, he got a check for like, I had another job at Ikea. So I'd be at Ikea all day. I'm running around this bitch, trying to lift up big shit and pallet and shit. I said, what the fuck the fuck lift at? This ain't no fuck lift. With the hand truck shit. It's you in the cart. I got damn, man, I ain't. Then I go back, go out to this shit up there, Kenesaw, I sleep in the car guy there until about 8.50. Walking that bitch. Do-do-do. All right, we good. That's a touching story. That's touching. That's touching. You're a shit man. We're exposed. No, no, don't feel bad. Cause the company was shaded in the motherfucker. And he would tell you, one day we went to work. We worked in the mall, in the kiosk. Them niggas moved to plant where our job used to be. Like this was never the whole kiosk gone, nigga. It was like little remnants. Like you might see a little phone case. It'd be a charger or some shit. Like you can see where it ran out with all the niggas. You know, the big plants in the mall, they just scooted them bitches over like it was never. So y'all just got fired and everything. That bitch evaporated. The shit evaporated. Y'all didn't tell you? Y'all didn't tell nobody. Fucking gone. What y'all just sold phones? Like niggas, come on over here with your phone. Man, this is when niggas had a rollover minutes, man. This is when niggas was trying to sell you on a package, nigga. You know you want nights a weekend? Right, right. Who the fuck don't want nights a weekend, bitch? You want nights a weekend? Yes! Fuck, fuck, no. I don't want to talk at night. And you know the crazy boy. It was $7 to add that shit. No. Yes. It was real bad then. Bro, the package was cheap as fuck. The whole thing is about getting you to act like the shit we working for, you pay the most of the money for the phone. You pay $800 for the phone. But all the little add-ons is $7. You can get 1,000 text messages for $11. Then for $13, you can get 1,000 plus unlimited at $7. It was stupid. $7 a click time all night. Oh, that was another promotion. You get automatically. They trying to sell us a phone. You get automatically. Yeah. But if you pay $27, your free nights start at $7. And then you get a little $3, $4 up. Everything you sell, you could make a lot of money. So, I think we need to go back in there. Yeah, one check. He'll get off of those. One check can be straight. You have a $1500 check, and then the next week, your chair could be eight dollars. How the fuck I owe y'all all this money? And then you'll get this long statement of all the shit you sold and then it'll show you what you owe them and what you was supposed to make and then it'd be like negative 24 cent. And then you're like nigga, ain't no way all these 24 cent added up to $188 me on y'all. Cause it's like the company of a, with like safe and all the farm shit. It's a remarketer, it's not that, you know you go to AT&T, that's AT&T. This bullshit. So look, this ain't AT&T, this AT&T brought to you by my friend and body down and homeboys in outer space. You know what I'm saying? It's four different fucking dumb ass companies. We got a little network, got a little town. But change this out, you know how people buy phone cases and screens and shit. Now we can literally give you these motherfuckers and sell them to you for $50 if you're buying. That's how you make money. You can give you these motherfuckers five free phone case. Somebody just walk up and say, hey man, I bought this phone last week. My phone case broke up. Oh man, here you go. Somebody buy a new phone. You be like, I'm gonna get you these cases. They $30. And they be like, okay, that's good. And you be like, nigga, these bitches is free. So if you sell the $30 free charger, you get the $30. So look, you say that to say this, we sold a bunch of shit we ain't believe in. Hell, that's a phone. We sold a bunch of shit we ain't believe in. Now? You win the point. Nigga, we just sell shit that we actually fucking believe in. And that shit to make them way more money than you could ever imagine on them little fucking ass check. Well, I made money without being there, but thank you. That's a great job. That's a good cocaine. Thank you. I would not want to do that. You wouldn't give a bag of bus in your pocket. Your fucking bag of bus. Now you just got a pocket of cocaine. You still got a cellar. You want some cocaine? Hold on, put your hand out. I done did that before. Yeah. I done did that before. You did your three fingers full. That drug didn't work out for me. I couldn't sell cocaine. Nah, see, I used to buy a hub, but sometimes I don't even know how to cook this shit to get right back soft, because that was a bad dope. You had the dope milk? I don't know. It was milk. I turned into milk. I was changing that. I had cracked milk. I was the only nigga on the block with cracked milk. Get you a T-Sport. I had to cut my dough. I had to re-rock it though. I was a re-rock king. Re-rock. I go to Starship 6, though, and just get mental. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, see. I want to rock right now. Yeah? Yeah, when we re- When that song came out, that re-rock ain't no clean. We're future though. Every time I do. Yeah, we're re-rocking, man. Oh, okay. That means it was already rocked. I was cutting for the people because I didn't want them to want something that strong. Talk to your chief. Yeah. I was thinking, I was helping them out. Lensing it up. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. That's just in your spirit. In the adventure, they won't even need it no more. They really haven't. My uncle snorted some of my cocaine and passed the P-test the next day. Wow. Really? You gay, this niggas catching up? Oh, y'all think I'm playing? Tate, I'm on line? Yeah, Uncle Charles, man. Pat them on the back. I don't throw your niggas. No, no, no. That was in season. Well, I hope y'all cut something in. And to Miss Phyllis and the Child Support Office, listen. Oh, it's too late. This is entertainment. But I'm live. What you doing is against the law. I'm just saying. Yeah. 85-minute socials don't work on your case, bro. Oh, y'all got lawyers, too? Yes. Man, one time for 85-side. So we got, I'm going to tell y'all, man. Damn, I want to talk about the clap. But listen, y'all got a clapping team, bro. I want to talk about the clap. Nothing. This is nothing important, right? But we got to give it up. Even though I'm on y'all show, I got to give it up for y'all boys. Because y'all really make history, right? Nobody want to say what y'all did in the coming of the game, coming together, and selling out them shows. I seen y'all go from comedy clubs to big theaters and was getting bigger and bigger, man. Like the Migos and y'all. To bring that crowd out to comedy, bro. Nobody ain't brought that crowd out to comedy, man. One time for 85-side shows. Yeah, for real, though. That was amazing. And to be able to do that in y'all own style, get on stage, you know what I mean? And do what y'all do, you know what I mean? And I'm looking like, damn, boy, I'm working too hard. But you ain't got a sofa. You been standing up the whole time? You been standing up the whole time, man? I'll be still and see that. But when you know a sofa there, that just comfort. Right. I ain't you do your shit with a suit on. I couldn't do that. I done took the suits off. I like my back. You be shawed, bro. I ain't go like, like, leave me out of your jacket. The trick to telling jokes is your back got to become. Yeah, like, if I want to do this, and I feel some shit getting tight, I have a panic attack in front of me. What? Who trying to hog me? Keep your goddamn hands off. You gonna fuck your vibe up a little bit? Yeah, I get it. I agree. You know how I used to be by hats, but I had to take it off. Because I'm like, man, I just like to hack it. I'm so fidgety, I just need to talk to shit. I'm like, take that shit off your head. And don't let it be no crutch. I don't wear the suit. I don't wear the suits no more. Yeah, I can't allow you to do what I'm saying. I don't wear the suits no more, man. I'm just wearing, I just go on stage now. I tried that shit one time, like, tried to put a suit on. But I went on stage looking like a deacon. I said, this shit is not crossing over. I'm gonna talk to him. Congregation, it is not. If that wasn't a suit, because one time, I saw the nigga had it on the suit, and he had some of the boots, and the toes, it took a while. Nah, not the one that kicked it off. I was like, all right, come on. This episode is sponsored by Blue Chew. My name is Carlos Miller. BlueChew.com. Trust me. At this point, you already know. This people asking me, man, what did that Blue Chew do? Blue Chew brings you the first chewable with the same FDA-approved active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis. And it's a sexual stimulant. Now, it's not gonna cure any ailments or anything like that. But it will have you making sweet, sweet love to your lady. BlueChew.com. If you can benefit from more confidence where it counts, Blue Chew is the fastest and easiest way to enhance your performance. These pills are amazing. Go check them out at BlueChew.com. If you can use a confidence boost or you just wanna feel like your old self again, trust your man's. Use the promo code. It's only $5, man. You can try it for $5. Go online, BlueChew.com. You can go right on your phone. That's Blue, B-L-U-E, Chew, C-H-E-W.com. And man, make sure you hit that website and use their promo code. I just want you to see what all the hype is about. You get what I'm saying? Trust me on this. Use the promo code. Get your first shipment for free, 85 South. I put that on everything. Times is hard out here. You see them, man. Mm-hmm. Ha ha ha. You got there, get the fuck back. They see it. I was asking them everything, something, and more. Hey man, how many followers you got now? Got this. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. I think that's what you talking to them for. Yeah, I know. That's them cartel boots. Mm-hmm. That's what the real me go with. I'm a little shanky, so I'm busy. Hi. I don't go cowboy boots, though. Cowboy boot. But man, the suits, they were catching on to me, man. They used to see, I would wear the same suits. People taking pictures of me like. And the neck was dirty, but. You had this on last year, man. Oh, yeah, yeah. I thought I could trick them. I said, you know, suits, I thought you could wear them over. Right, right, right, right, right. But they want you to wear a different suit than you show. I like, yeah. You know, jeans, you could wear different, you wear the same jeans, change your shirt. Come on. Yeah. I go on stage like this now. Go out there, give them that dah, dah, dah, dah, dah. Hey, man, make the people laugh. Have fun. Man, talking shit. Yeah, for real. You know what I'm saying? We all out here doing the thing, man. Colors, you know, 85 South, they don't came up, up, because they come with their beard different now, but. I ain't got nothing. Ha ha ha ha. What you mean? Yeah. I'm just being real. Your beard will never come like that, bro. No. Ha ha ha ha. That's why your people laughing. You ain't never seen. Oh, you just did that today? You knew I was coming. What's up, man? My shit's all gone. Ha ha ha ha. You know what I'm saying? My shit's all gone. Ha ha ha ha. How DCU? My shit's all gone. Wait. Oh, you, yeah. I'm missing. You're coming, though. No, it ain't. Yeah, it is. I got a hole right there, too, DC. I done come mine up, though. How you doing? You just got to grow it and just brush it down like this. No, your shit's gonna come. You just got to hang in there. You just got to fill it in. Man, I'm about to cut this shit off, man. That's where you're fucking up at. I need to cut it off and then let it grow back again. That ain't gonna work. It don't work. You gotta say fuck it. The beard expert. I just gotta let it sit here, man. You gotta look crazy. Who you gonna listen to yourself who ain't never had a beard on me? Ha ha ha ha. Don't you grow different, either? No, I'm telling you how you do it. That's crazy. No, because that's how it is. When you grow a beard, it's gotta be ugly for a certain amount of time. Then you wake up and then you got a beard. If you keep cutting it off, it's gonna stay ugly. It ain't just gonna fill in, it's beautiful the next time it grow in. You gotta thug it out. That's how your fucking beard happened. Yeah, DC. And it's anybody who got a beard. You put anything on your DC. Damn, I don't put anything on my shit. As country Wayne, brother, your shit gonna be ugly for about two years. Tell him. For about two years, your shit gonna be beautiful for a whole year and you still gonna have the same pattern. And then one day you just gonna wake up and you were like, nigga, that bitch done filthy him. So what's the word about mine? Am I gonna feel this? Hang it enough. How long you gotta be though? Stop letting the nigga line it up perfect every time. You got to, the only time you should really get your shit like it when you about to be in front of some money. Other than that, man, fuck all that handsome shit. You got money. Your shit grow in, but you ball it. No, man, that's why I'm telling you. Your face grow different, but your head, nigga, that shit is at a complete stop. My face like me, you know, me do it when we want to do it. That's what's wrong with niggas right now. Now you know I can do this shit. I'm like, nigga, don't trick me, you know what I'm gonna do it. Well, you got to give him the hat. He the bear expert. You the hat expert. See, that's what I'm saying. Share y'all knowledge. Look at this shit. This shit just grow. Look at that young nigga just disrespecting all that goddamn hat. This shit just grow just, you know. Boy, you niggas with hat don't appreciate a goddamn thing. Y'all just walk around, don't even call him this shit. Y'all gonna be balled to. She can reach my hat. Y'all gonna be balled to. Don't speak that. Y'all gonna be, yeah, you don't push in on it. You just waking up, going outside. Here, I dried in the mud, but it don't break off. You gonna be balled too. I can't wait. I already know, that shit coming. I got that ugly, itching. And guess what? Soon as I see it, I'm gonna be like, oh, it's on. I'ma challenge you like, oh, we gonna be fighting in the woods. You ugly, bald head motherfucker. You took all that shit. I told you to put some monster eyes on it. Now look at the sunroof, moonroof, stupid head having that. What you gonna do, put a tattoo on that bitch? Shut your dumb ass up. Bring your head here, boys. Stand behind you. Shut your ass up. You better keep that hat on too. I'm on your ass. I'm on your ass too, somebody's gonna lose your eyebrows. I ain't surprised. I ain't surprised. I ain't surprised. What you doing? I ain't surprised. I ain't surprised. I'm gonna get on your ass. I ain't surprised. If y'all know, he's surprised. Fuck, bro. Fuck bro, you didn't see, you look like a room, you pulled your tails off and they still laugh. What a long your way, why don't we go to your room? I'm on your ass too. Look at me, my stand, look like another ass. He said we ain't been to the woods. You alright? Hey, give me a hand. You okay? You okay? You're the only nigga that had the stupid head. Don't leave a hate on camera. Come on, man. The aze. Not a frontier about that. Aze. We hot. My aze is stupid head. We hot. Yeah, I'mma get you, I can't wait, it's all right. I'mma look up and out, y'all think it's gonna be a ball. And be like, now you need a leader. Out there, don't put that curse on me. Okay, it's coming, just trust me. Nah, it's good. Just trust me. One day it's gonna happen. Don't worry about it, though. I thought you might be peace on that. All three of them? Yeah, go ahead and do it. No, I don't want one, I just, you know what I'm saying? No, no, yeah, we gotta start taking it. You think we only got three? Oh my, hello God. Oh man, I know you don't wear hollywood good, Lord have mercy. That's why I want you in. Ah, dog, man. Throwin' away caprisons now. Oh shit, don't look at that. All you had to do was accept it now. I'm good, I'm good. I like the way it, I like the way it's displayed. Nope, I like the way it's displayed. We'll get some more. Yeah, we caprisons now. I like the way it, I like the way it displays, Lord man. I know you like these. Yeah. We barren by the family pack. No, I don't drink caprisons for real. He's just been drinking that vegan juice, though. I think caprisons vegan though, I was gonna look at the pack, but they ain't got no stress. They're fruit punks, they got pork in it. They ain't got no... The fruit punks got pork in it. Oh, fruit punks. They ain't got no greed in it, that's real. Mm-hmm. I don't see nothing on the back here. Well, caprison got all natural ingredients. Well, my alley is heavy, it's on the way. You all right? Huh? You all right? I'm good. Hey, caprison and gangsters, they don't tell you the ingredients, they just tell you they're all natural. Oh, what? That's how you know they're good people, though. Nah, that's the... You know, all natural ingredients. I actually not invented this shit. He's a black man. Carlos, you be having a lot of facts on your shoulder. I don't know if they really facts. They really facts. You got to Google it. You got to Google you as you say something. Oh, you know, we know. We know they got a whole center. Bro, I know all kinds of useless shit. Did you know your ears don't never stop growing? I got a damn lot. I know mine don't stop. Ain't no way mine don't grow. I think your ears grow your whole life. My, my... Your ears grow your entire life? Yeah. All people do have their big-ass ears. I can't hear some shit. They don't help nothing. My, my... Mm-hmm. Your ears grow. Yeah. Nah. No, no. Look at me. I can't believe it. Nah, I think, I think mine. Well, I ain't never lost my two-front teeth. Never? Mm-hmm. This gots longer and wider. You know what I'm saying? Like, baby teeth? Mm-hmm. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? More and more. You do. Nigga, don't grow four teeth. Don't play with me, man. I don't grow four teeth. Baby came out with that teeth. I don't grow four teeth. That's my brother. You ain't seen the baby when she's grown four teeth. You like, nigga, earlier? You like, damn. Nigga, four. No, two big ass teeth. Oh, look. What the fuck? They was kind of bigger. Yeah. But they got longer and wider as I got older. So, them steal your baby teeth. You know what I'm saying? Teeth, these two out here? I can't believe it. Yeah? No one, man. No one, man. One that dropped. That man out of all the shit I've never heard. I ain't never heard no shit like that. Baby teeth grew. I usually believe it. And came out. So, them the first teeth that came, and they stayed. They stayed. Where you from? Baby teeth grew. I'm from middle of Georgia. All these came out when I was young. Middle of Georgia. Yeah. Did you grow up by like some power lines or something? I grew up. Because there ain't no way you'll practice. I grew up by a train track. That might explain it. I grew up in Marietta too. Shout out to Boston Homes, Marietta, Georgia, man. Boston Homes. Baptist Town and all that. Yeah. Marietta is not necessarily a nice place. I know. Where is it? Marietta? Kyle County? No, I'm saying Baptist Homes. Where is that? It was there. That was the hood. You from the suburbs? Yeah. I was in Marietta and the hood is hood. I'll neighborhood out there. Hickory Lake. What's your county? We talk about the same area? Yeah. Kyle County. We all. I went back and forth. I used to stay, but my mom used to move every year. Every year? Every year. Yeah, they used to stay over there. They find people in the goddamn lake. You know Baptist Town used to be, you know the big chickens and all that? Yeah. I wasn't down there. That's right where we're all that shit. Yeah. Right behind the check. Yeah. I stayed in all the projects. Limit Street, Baptist Town, Boston Homes. It was fucked up when I was over there. Yeah. Yeah. Really fucked up. Yeah, that's how I was, man. No. It was wrong. From the west side, I don't know about the car. He used to come over to my house. There was some niggas who had been outside since I moved out there that never went in and out. Where? West. When I was staying in Hickory Lake. West side. Yeah, where you stay at now? I've been to one of your houses over there. You got to come to the new one. God, oh. I got to come to the new one. Yeah, you got to come to the new one. Oh, that's why I lost a bridge that money. You got to let me know you got it. I ain't got it. Yeah. Damn child support. I got it. Yeah. Yeah, like that. I pay all my child support. I don't think you know what the fuck you just said. Pay all my child support. You see that? On YouTube. Nah, y'all don't cut that out. We too cool for that. Okay, yeah. Cut that one out. Who the elder? I pay all my child support. Hold on. Who the elder though? I see it. Huh? Okay, yeah, we'll cut that out. All that I said about what I just said about me got it like, nah. You got it like that. He got it. You rich than me. Nigga, you posted so many dates. I don't even know how you're going to do all that. Bro, that's social distance. D.C. got 10 shows. What's going on? Let me tell them on D.C. Yeah, yeah, shit. I'm going to tell them. I'm just going to talk to somebody. We got an embracing, man. We getting money. Because they're going to tell the people. I mean, 85 stop getting money. What do you mean? Nigga got two bones. What? Thunders, please. Nigga got some thunders. You got an embracing, man. Well, you dropped both of them, but you had. Yeah. Yeah. That nigga have drugs. I'm going to 85 stop, man. What 85 stops for that, man? I'm going to turn to my other person, man. Who told you we was getting money? Man, y'all getting money around here. Man, going to tell the folk, man. We getting money, man. What you mean? Anything comedians ain't getting money, man. What am I had at, man? You be saying that shit a lot. Yo, we getting money, man. It's a character drip. Bro, we humble over here. We working here. No, man, we getting money, man. Going to tell them, man. Y'all selling out theaters. I didn't know it. Man, people seeing that. I'm selling out theaters. 85 stop one time. What do you do? Yeah, we getting money around here. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Whole team, whole squad. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. I'm on the side. Do everybody else in front. You know what I mean? Everybody getting money. Yeah, like that. You know what I'm saying? We dripping right here. Dripping, dripping, dripping. See, you fucking up. Child support. You got another guy. Hey, tell the child support, yo. Child support. I paid it and I'm still low. Yo, what they talking about? That's what I said. What y'all going to do? What y'all going to do? We going to cut it out. Okay. You going to cut it out? Yeah, child support. Yeah, we still low. Yo. Yo. All that. Yo, child support. It ain't never been my high. We still low. We still got it. All that. All that. We booked. Walked up. What? You better let it help. What? What? What? Yo. Child support. Child support. We ain't stuck. No. No. Yeah. I'm telling you. We getting money. We getting money. That's why I put this on. 85 South, man. 85 South getting money. We got lighters? 85 South. 85 South. We got lighters, man. Studio. All kind of cameras back. I see somebody with a telepair shirt. Telepair studios. The cameras did 100,000. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. And then? Views on Facebook. What? Yo. Yeah. Boy, getting money around here. And it's how you lay back like that. I couldn't afford it. Bro. Who told you we was getting money? Carlos, brother, your beard told me. Come on, man. Everybody know you're getting money. You can't have it. Come on, man. DC, he walked in here. Did you see the coat DC walked in here with? I was on the dress. I was like, damn. Did I drink? Huh? Why didn't you have a coat on? DC. I did. DC. DC. It was cold in the air a bit now. Yeah. I ain't never, I ain't never, I ain't never want one of these. Look at that. Go on, tell him. Look at that. He cold sees it. Okay. But DC, show him how you walked in when he came. And he spent and spoke to everybody like that. I told him before. I said, hey man, what the fuck going on? Boy, getting money. I ain't got no coat like that. I don't need them. I ain't gonna lie about every coat. Come on, man. Y'all got a P-coat. Y'all got a P-coat. You got a P-coat. I ain't got no P-coat, man. Okay. It might not be like that, but you got a P-coat. I ain't got no P-coat. I ain't, now. No, damn that. We getting money, man. I can't be scared. You getting money. That's what I'm saying. You looking more fucking getting money. You buying houses and shit. And giving them away. You just let them come spend the night and kick you out. Who give away that house? Let me tell you what happened. That's how you know you're getting money. A pay for house. Oh, child. You got a few sweaters. And you getting away. Ain't no more child support for them. A pay for house. Huh? A pay for house. Damn lie. Oh, shit. Uh-oh. Pick up that note, then. Ha-ha. Talk to your shit and get it out. It ain't. Know how to pay for a ride here? She say, you want it? Okay, here it is. Yeah. Big tab. Ha-ha. My brother will switch masks and everything will help. What? That was up. But we getting money around here. 85 South. 85 South, we dripping out over the stove. Nip-bong dripping out over the couch. Yo. Yo. Yo, drip. Oh, you don't want to beat, man. You don't want it. You don't want it. Oh, you want me? Bring it in. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Who they want? Yo. Yo. Yo. Dripping out over the South. This is 85 South. What are they talking about? Yo, we came from the bottom. Yo, we came from the hood. Yo. Yo, he smoking that belt. Yeah. DC smoking that good. Hey. Hey. You better talk to your shit, got you? What's up? Fuck round the niggas, man. Yo, do that. Yo, do that. Yo, do that. Yo, do that. Look. Yo, look. Yo, look. Yo, look. It just went good with it. I haven't said it. Yo. Yo, it went good. I was trying to come up with canned goods, all that, but it ain't fit. I said, when it was built, I said, oh, this is going to be a good one. Yo. I said, I can't wait in the studio going to go crazy when I do this. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo, you're my dog. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. What they say yeah, yeah, we over here we over there. Yeah, why they sit in that office chair? Uncle fuse It's a podcast office choose. Yeah, keep going in. Come on man I'm gonna get some 8-5-5 money. I'm gonna be rapping all day It'd be 285 do with two big eyes joint the group Yeah, yeah, come on. Hey, okay. Okay. Yeah, came from the bottom got out the mud They can apply and start selling jokes. We sold like drugs. No. Yeah, we out of the wall We don't need the flow. Yeah, they can apply in the house is clean, but look up under the rug. Oh Yeah, her just what she said. Yeah, she say our house cleaner, too. I went under the bed. Oh Yeah, it's where they see your thug. Yeah woke up. It's Big boy Big bulls Yeah, what I don't know. Yeah, cuz I seen something on the floor Stop them. Yeah, damn. It wasn't even no ropes. Had to tell it where they go. I was the coach These is bar. I'm dripping hard. Yeah, they're gonna plan whoo came on the bullet bar Hey, I know that girl. Okay. She give good hug Then one wrote just bruh, I didn't was water but Everything I looked up under the cabinet. She has some termite And everything nasty. Oh, you know, she had that ass and she was class class Yeah, I'm telling in the living room. What cuz she got too many roaches in the bathroom I'll come back. I'll come back. Let me eat a kid snacks Yeah Is the kids having fun you got the Doritos get on company son Drinking up all the water. Yeah. Yeah, Pb. Yeah, look it ain't drinking water. Yeah We'll do this up. We'll do it all day, man. How does rep out drip Wayne right here? You know, I'm saying I don't know what can we own but we driven Robert. You must don't you don't believe me when I tell you all these cameras Yeah, all the cameras on we rip. Yeah, yeah, I love They ain't drinking water All talk good on drink water That's a wrong one. Yeah, you can't do that Well, I'm gonna how to drop out though. I knew it Mythical stranded Yeah, you a cold nigga Hey man, he make me make it man How much you lose huh? That's coming from the screen Yeah Some reason I'm feeling really gags than it's 85 right now Hmm. I ain't never seen you like you know seeing up in this mode. You see me this mode, man I'm really feeling gags for real man You should Outlaws this comedy comedy comedy. This is leaving. We ain't supposed to be doing this shit right now. I Bet you video. No, no COVID tests or nothing You have been doing the test. Yeah, we've been testing I said no COVID testing technically. Oh, okay Mm-hmm. I damn is this live we don't let you in the NBA barber Yes, yeah, I have those I'm gonna tell you now. I ain't got it We already had Everybody got in about it. You know that I'm gonna be the first place For real. Yo, man, listen, my whole family had it for real straight up. You might be we good to call me a 20 We got it in about it. We're good to the neck The next one come back Everybody call that Everybody lost these tasty smellful You've seen that why wouldn't everybody kiss you there like they don't want to know I don't know man. Mm-hmm. I know Tilly because that shit is out here, but I ain't gonna tell you Everybody love no head come on. I ain't no way Shout out to my pops of my granddad. They in Florida. They had it, but they bounced back my granddad 91 Yeah, what's up? Yeah He was talking big shit to That Bitches He got them black people start having a good time This is the only time racism worked and I got them people because we get everything last I'm shit. I'm just saying You get the Spanish you get the Spanish flu you just start speaking Spanish You speak Spanish fluently But that's just my shit when you talk you believe everything you say boy. Ain't no way in the hell I'm gonna start doing you know, I just thought that was a fat checker What have I said that you don't believe you just say if you catch a Spanish flu You speak Spanish fluently They have my mom's smoke. So I'm gonna smoke over here Go over there Move for me What do you think they was getting there? Y'all are grateful. He said y'all are grateful. Why you put y'all in it? See that's my role, man One day you can get a whiff of everybody Come here. Loud them up. Loud them up Stupid I ain't do nothing uncle Call us you might have some old babies man. Why you say that? I be glad when comedians have a baby I told DC last time I said boy, you gonna have another baby. Didn't I tell you that? You didn't Bro, you go I tried to tell them it was the worst anyway How could you do that? He's stupid. I forgot you told me that part Hey, but I told you about child support though DC You did. You said it get real But the nigga said he gonna have 10 Man 10 babies. He said he gonna make 10 of them Yeah, I got eight more in the way. Yeah, it is Ain't good. I'm making money with my son right now straight up my son the video They video last week there about 20,000 off Say though with my children, bro I told I told my that why I live on here at the house. They ain't tell the old store I told my baby mama, man. They paying the bill now Right, yeah for real They get old they be good now that first day Bro, you don't even feel like doing it 20,000 you'd be out of child support no sign They paying my child support back Jesus is popping Jesus is popping my haters is flopping You know what I'm saying? I'm making money with my children now. So to my baby mama. I'm getting it back anyway Yeah, they gonna see this go but they do what At least two of them watch this shit I'm just saying baby mama's love this shit more than anybody that's that's 90% of my family Baby mama's Y'all got the baby mama's and I got the baby mama's mama's We got baby mama's and baby mama's mama's who got baby mama's Yes, I got the baby mama's grandma You got nano. Oh, I got nano They got 41k though shout out to them they got on 41k Who again? Who you got? Yeah, oh you got all you got Fuck that. Hey, man. Don't wish nothing bad on me. I've been through. I've been through enough. 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