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I got her number from her dustbin It is avid Marion just to let you know I sell my story to the newspapers I tell them we did it six times in one night and you gave me a friction bun But don't worry. I will split the fee with you. Thank you, please On second thoughts, maybe I should keep the money for myself and put it towards My dead mother's birthday party I have invited all my favorite salams I tell them it is going to be showbiz bash of the year I am so cunning Like a tiny squirrel who has buried his nuts for the winter Some monkey into the monkey noise or I ain't never heard a squirrel make a noise matter of fact I'd love to lick your honey pot My root was made is there anybody there is there anybody there is There anybody there Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's me John Lennon John Lennon's dead day off Hey, Siri John Lennon No, I'm okay You know, I don't my bad, man I'm gonna watch a documentary on a Beatles one day and I got a I got a My knowledge of the Beatles is just not there In America doing this kill me she'll have a job on I'm already dead like Does the UK have a Chinatown She always was good for not the useless math It's me John. I'm back from the dead to see you She's either being a those funny cigarettes again. Oh, she can't see me cause I'm a ghost like She can't see me now. What would I do if no one could see me? Gosh, I'm a ghost like Tell you what what's that movie would do was that this happened like this was like a thing on a movie I'm feeling dead Nothing like a quick On the dead is John Over eads after a per You do know you were in the wrong colored sergeant pepper suit on you I know that but are you supposed to be blue? Yes, but because of copyright reasons. I have to be burgundy They know you talk a load of shite Schmickles That's supposed to be the train When I used to watch that show so much when I was a kid the train show. I remember that Vivently who that was like I'm surprised. I'm not surprised because I watched it a lot Look at the fuss to make an over in Mechanic you are if you know where without me bleeding frogs on what the hell was all that about? Well, that's what we did day off. I'd like to say we're dead good, but to be told when you make one crap I wonder how the family felt about like watching this dude Just do this this show and having a whole dead day off portion of it about This guy Evan's crap Scrap So I think I'll try hell look at this You Crazy thing is I know somebody that looked like this Like not with the mole, but like the rest of them All right, and welcome to the Wheaton Hall by me and reek is more this week So the us bones when a TV award for best reality TV show Unfortunately, Ozzy couldn't be there in person to collect the award, but he did send this recorded message Arms ill Jerry Hallowell's new wax work was unveiled this week at Madden to sort after they have to do a rework on her old 1996 image since she started looking after herself I don't like the new one News as Mel Piers revealed her so did sex secrets in a what's an all art of biography Mel talks candidly about how many lovers she's had I've had loads Strangest place she's made love. I've done it on a market stall whilst a tramp watch Coconut seller on beach. I've done it with an old punter from audience I've even done it on kitchen table. Well, my mum were in front room I'm a right dirty old bastard Redheads image been busy this week shorting his new video in Prague in it He plays the part of Willy Wonka. We got it with him on set I it's true He's going for a Willy Wonka five foot next single uncle lump is in the lot It's going to be proper boa tell me I think he had to get permission from the people to use their likeliness Like there's no way he got permission from all these people. I don't believe Remember if you've got a mall and someone's teasing you that it looks like a chocolate button Put him in a headlock and make them lick it Cut her cute little cats Hope she comes to my mother's birthday party if she comes our blood they will I tell you I will keep this for my definitely gonna have to blur that out Hold on. I gotta write these down Let's just go to somebody's 849 Tosh Bank Bad boy Shelby's chat up and three on Hamston Heath with me the bear Today's guest was one of the original cast members of Holly Oaks the teenage soap opera that deals with everyday occurrences such as adultery abortion and death Yeah, this is episode three, right Hello and welcome to my treehouse. Hello. I read that you're doing something called Celebrity fear factor. Oh, I did I'm not gonna let this guy get me twice if it's little Brooms that comes out of him. I'm gonna put my I was gonna say face over it pause I don't even know I divulge that information after I caught it. I'm gonna put the camera over it like that Just got to be quick pause Yeah, the fear factor was Yes Which celebrity you scared of I'm scared of Uri Geller. Why he just got on my nerves a bit really. Yeah I tell you which celebrity I'm scared of I'm scared of Vinnie Jones scares me shitless He does and don't get me started on Christopher Biggins He's like Kruger Freddy and another thing that I'm feared by I fear that I will never see my parents again Since they left me and went to Alaska But I had a dream what type of beer is he supposed to be is that like a little black brown bear or Koala or what's going on? I TV one ran a competition to find my parents and the only parents that came forward were two white honky polar bears And excuse me. I'm not a white honky polar bear. I'm brown and I'm proud of it. Yeah, okay. I Asked that question and he clarified it very That was just a iffy bunch of words around all over one time Sometimes What do you want Steven dirty vermin that's Steven from fervor up the tree he's from a one-parent family So I wasn't brought up with any manners No offense Do you know what he just said? Oh He said that he saw you on Hollyoaks once and you were making sweet love down an alleyway And then you leased off with a lady and it made him spurt tail sap No, I can't say that He said it. I didn't say it. Well, that's good because I'd be really upset with you, but it is actually true part of my ignorance Yeah, hold on. I feel it coming Pa spot What is a lesbian really? Somebody who likes ladies a woman who likes ladies. I had to kiss a girl in Hollyoaks. What on her fanny With your tongue might have it I'm so embarrassed sorry it made me feel all rude and cheeky that's your fault Oh Thank you terry dwells coming to my tree house. She's rude At first like I think the first two episodes I think I stopped watching this because I didn't find it that funny But like now I'm watching it again. Maybe I was just tired when I watched it both times But that was pretty funny. I ain't gonna lie If you have a lesbian dog Is this your card? Huh? Let's think about it. Hi. I'm michael jackson And welcome to michael jackson I'm michael jackson and this is naked chicken stainton What does he mean by that? I'm gonna get naked. That's right. They go to t-shirt. You'll never thought you See mj's boo. Did you check this shit out? That's my boo Oh, they did it for me They ticked it out apart Now we're gonna get the chickens and skate on those motherfuckers the chicken is talking I don't want to go out scared of brother with nj shall moans Check that shit out. That'd be a talking chicken. Okay. I got my egg left And it's time to work the eyes That's naked chicken scared of brother Aw bee Wait, what's going on? Oh, is this why I stopped watching? Hold on Okay, so that was like the end. Was that the end of the episode then Has to be i thought it started funny Hold on. So where did this just start No wait This is No, that was the beginning. Okay. Hold on Let's look hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on what? They break it up okay if y'all if I got to be doing this y'all got to be here with me so both selective series 2 episode 2 I'm on episode 3 the episode 3 yeah put the little comma both select oh okay um let's move past this wait this is part one okay maybe we missed the series to epic wait we're on series one though okay wait one dude so three okay part one part two okay today I'm getting the autograph it is your card think about it hi I'm Michael Jackson and welcome to Michael Jackets I'm Michael Jackson and this is naked chicken staining wait no no okay so this is the part we just missed all right okay we back on my bad what's not my bad I didn't know this how was I supposed to know okay but the naked chicken skinny you're gonna get naked that's right they go to teach it you'll never thought you'd see MJ's boo did check this shit out that's my boo you like a better that that's MJ's butt right there you want to see what a brother got behind his catalogs I'm on now we're gonna get the chickens and skate on those motherfuckers the chicken is talking I want to go out and get a brother with MJ shall mone check that shit out that'd be a talking chicken okay I got my egg left and it's time to work the eyes you realize how high you got to be to make something like this like any and y'all used to watch this attentively y'all used to turn this on every day it came on whatever day it was did y'all know that y'all little split road it may be a pint of Guinness or something y'all used to be ready and if y'all was kids y'all had a fruit roll-up you know what I'm saying with a little juice simple that's naked chicken skating brother a bitch here I have drawn myself going to London Fashion Week with the lovely Patsy Palmer from East Enders she is saying what she is saying I am saying shut up I love you but what is this we are wearing the same pink panties I have never been panties in my life what the coincidence I think this means we are in love but look she says diamond on her ring I say ring wait a minute she wants me to buy her diamond ring so we can get married have bambinos and do sex all of the time let me wear the same clothes we are like two ginger tits I love Patsy Palmer she is warm thank you please this has a lot of a lot of the content in this show is like in that era but this is why this show reminds me of mad TV as well like it's an era type show like you have to be there like you have to be there type type situation like I would imagine like everything that's going on in that that current episode maybe it had happened like recently or that past week or something like happen with these characters today I'm getting the autograph of Michael ball from Chette Chette bang bang for my mother she loved him so but I don't really know who it is so I am not too excited but if he has a celebrity it will be nice hello to Michael the good thing is I can edit this with in YouTube I might but I might not also y'all can fast forward can you send this to my mother please yes and the photograph Angelica please and it is a birthday do you think you could do a message on the phone please please say hello to my mother will you sing us sing a happy birthday can you sing it what a good guy thank you for doing that pleasure love changes everything certainly does thank you can I check and kiss your face you can indeed my mother is dead now but when she was her birthday today and she would have loved that and I do a big shout out to you thank you thank you I can't believe it he was so sweet like a cuddly Kerber no that dude did have mad patience he was nice my mother loves him but now I think I love him more I will go see Chette bang bang first I will fantasize about Michael ball Michael ball ball ball you can see Kerry McFadden steps from here you can see them from anywhere this show is so amazingly cringe like this is the pit like this is another level of cringe reto creed David here and I've come to all conservancy just outside and over to find our case a bit of romance come on case she's dead excited I forgot to put my piss sack on first one today come on kids let's find you a fella look at him his name's Mowgli he's a battler eagle more like battered look at the size of his bastard you better be careful the birds is the one thing that he's fallen off his bike a few times especially I prefer Ross down there I think he's good for you a right Ross like to introduce you to our case your pedigree falcon she's proper boy what do you think not interested stop looking case second one yeah she's seen a set of takes look great tip ball tip our case loves tits think she might be lesbian kinky son look they've even got a brush and I keep away from that case and all this eats any meat lasagna we can give it not lasagna not chips pie not sevens all I guess loves a bit of shepherd pie I just looking at claws on him do you have to clip them not really no oh I clip our cases I fact I could defeat off she doesn't walk much more of a flyer does she talk then not really no oh I guess you can say all sorts you can say pamphlet you can say cream say traffic cone come on kids traffic cone come on traffic cone tell you you're right has a confass me buttons by myself thank you very much I must remember put that piss sack on I tell the piss sack like like like like a like like a not all the way in catheter like what you got going on oh look at that proper bow hey there she goes not as good as I don't know if I'd ever do that I guess so I'll show you how it's properly done don't embarrass me if you do this week there's a plate of chops in it for you come on case just like we do in backyard and come to Craig David come on here she comes oh look at that oh the bird master is that a real bird or not how I just fly to one post we got it on a string or something like what's going on select her what did I tell me well didn't find out as a mate but we've had a proper boy dear tell it even bought myself a cleaning poster look there's our case I love coloring posters I think the repo what yes and there's a plate of chops for you when we get home yeah I can drink about eight bottles in about five minutes just like that I was just limping up what is wrong with this dude for the party games later on everybody is coming I think apart from the Lisa Tabak she gave me the neck brace all I did was tell her she looked better in trousers than she do a skirt and she punched me in the neck and called me a son of a bitch compliment I like her though she is fat spot on saying nose and everything up until now I couldn't get less about magic bird boy do I care now recently it has become my rubber in which I slip on whilst I penetrate the ladies that your card with that your card that your card hold on a second look into my eyes you walk up beautiful eyes tell you that you got beautiful eyes with that your card that your card that your card okay I was just more cringe I don't want to try something I just want to try that your card that your card that was your card right that was your card no honey people say I'm like Gandalf I'm under the rings but I'm not my ones a whole lot bigger shut down hey listen if you can make them laugh you in the door you got one foot in later on I'll be milking beer from a cow keep watching okay so wait there's one more part part three okay here we go no this part series one part two part three here we go I know it I look like Brian McFadden from West the Life but slightly thinner I wonder who will come to the party Vanessa you know everybody right Jerry Hallowell the cap dealie and the two jokers Anton deck with the little touch the conversation down here is not so good how about I sit with you the I'm Craig from Big Brother uh-huh he is here too where is it I keep him in the cupboard right because he gets too excited do a program fat matters wait wait matters wait matters and you think it matters it must matter because it's a multi million pound industry isn't it diet industry what about your figure because you look very spelt I must say yeah you look good it must matter because it's a multi-billion dollar well that's a multi-billion work out yes yes what do you do like this no and what's more I really didn't want to and that's not like me I bet you were so roundy like a rabbit I was very just very happy to go home and go at it like a Jack Russell in season I used to have a little Jack Russell when I was Bambino and it used to get the draft excluder what a snake with both high I would not take the Jack Russell as your role model for future sectional activity what is a good idea then you need to you need to think of in in terms of longer smoother strokes I have to tell you this isn't really what got no white party my birthday party for my mother and she's great fan and would love to meet you oh that would be a great pleasure to meet her this way in the cupboard she likes to have tuna she loves it I don't know why she's not a cat I tell you what I've written you a song lady of the night cover me in shite let me get inside my mother will love you I think your mother will be ashamed of after you I'm trying to win the Michael oh Michael Jackson did wear a headband good at that I always wanted to do that but then I like every time I like like think about getting close to the water and my friend she got a lake house and like Wisconsin I don't know y'all know Bianca she got a lake house and they be doing that and I'm like dang I should get on but I can't swim so it's like nah I'd rather stay alive to get some faggita and till I leave a like comment subscribe turn of your post