 So welcome everyone, this is Build Your Own Technology Radar. This is a talk about making and assessing technology decisions both from an individual standpoint and from a corporate standpoint. It turns out those are very different decision criteria and I'm going to dig into why that is a little bit and talk about how can you make good technology choices because one of the problems we constantly face is that we're constantly distracted by new shiny things. Ooh, look, Node looks really cool. Let's pull all of our resources into that without properly assessing does it do all the things that we need to do? That's really what this talk is about. So my agenda for this talk is I'm going to describe this technology radar that my company ThoughtWorks produces every month. That is the actual metaphorical inspiration for this talk. I'm then going to talk about ways you can assess technologies, creating litmus tests so you can help decide if this technology is suitable or not. And then I talk about building two radars, a personal one and a company one and a bit about strategy. And in fact I'm going to talk about three distinct radars in this talk. The first one I'm going to talk about is the one that ThoughtWorks produces for everyone and then I'm going to talk about building one for yourself and then one for your company. So just out of curiosity, has anyone here ever downloaded a copy of the ThoughtWorks technology radar? I don't assume that you have. Okay, several people have. That's good. So for those of you who have not seen this before, this is basically a white paper that ThoughtWorks releases twice a year called Technology Radar. And this is produced, well I'll show you what it looks like first. So this is the one from August 2010. They all pretty much look the same from a visual standpoint. Of course the content changes every time we meet. The first page is basically who we are and the people who are in this body that make this document. But this is the main metaphor, is this radar metaphor. What we've done here is said these are the technologies that we think are going to be very interesting for whatever reason for our clients and people who are consuming knowledge from ThoughtWorks. And we have several quadrants here and I'll explain the rings and the quadrants and all that stuff. But this is what the Technology Radar is. This is the white paper we produce. And then the subsequent pages go into detail. So this is four quadrants. The subsequent pages now break each quadrant into pieces and have some pros around why we made this decision about this versus that. We don't write up every blip, but any blip that we think is going to be confusing as to why we put it here versus there. We'll try to add some context in the pros. And in fact that's the rest of this short white paper are each one of the quadrants. There's tools, there's languages broken out and some explanatory pros as to why we chose what we did. And then the last page are references for things that we mentioned in there and some general stuff about us. This, however, is the...