 You guys are not ready for what you are about to see. Who's ready for Birdo, baby? Baby, Birdo is in the house. Birdo is here, and Birdo is ready to battle, baby. It's going to be a great night. Why is your face red? It's not. It's pink. I'm so excited. Oh, my God. So, so excited. Oh, my God. Yoshi, what's good? I feel like I dressed up like Yoshi that would make fun of you for drinking cider. Yeah, you're like hipster Yoshi. Hey, squad, sorry, I didn't know y'all were in here. Ashley, you look so good tonight. Could you believe I slapped us together in an hour and a half? I have a question that might be really detrimental. Uh-oh. Yeah. Which is Super Mario Party Superstars different? No, that's the one we're playing, right? We're playing the one that we played already to get there. Oh, see, we played it on my Switch, Ashley. No, but I even just asked Ethan if he had Superstars downloaded. I thought that I did, and I think I do. Look at this. Come on, gamer. Let's go. Have a good time. I'm going to. Thanks for that. All right. Here we go. Birdo, baby. You guys want to play on my cake first? Yeah, sure. Your cake? Damn, dude. The gang's all here. Look at us. OK, by the way, I have one request. I request at least a still of us all so I can photoshop a group picture together. Cool. No, what we should do is at the end, we go to our big face cam screens. And at the end of the game, when it gives you that postcard kind of thing, we all sort of pose like it's in that postcard. We're created. Oh, so in your last, you have a sad pose. Yeah. Let's go, Birdo. It's my whole chat, guys. So, you know. Let's go chat. Wow. Let's go chat. Also, I'm sorry. Isn't it your cake? Why is there no figurine of Peach? Because it's her cake. Everyone's on it. All of her friends. Oh, see, my chat is just. Here we go. That's what's happening. First roll of the season. Let's go first. Oh, my god. We're going to find the second. Third. Peach is first. This is, you know, I think they're just trying to pander to you. Where's the star? Oh, right beside DK's thick cakes. That store stays there the whole time, by the way. Oh, it never changes. It doesn't move. My chat is saying, let's go glam rock Chica. No. All right, Birdo. Big DSLs on Birdo, if we're honest. Honestly, yeah, but the sucking she must have is. A lot. There's a lot of suction there. No, I can't. The first game of the. Oh, why don't I play in a strawberry here? Big or small? You should. Yeah. What are the strawberries do? The small ones steal coins. The large ones can steal stars. That's kind of monopolized the children on the board. I had many babies as well. Yeah, it's not a strawberry. Right, I'm going to be on it. I'm so excited for tonight, y'all. I'm it's going to be such a good time. It's already a great time. I'll take your coins. Thanks, Mia. Oh, darn it. It's OK, it's OK. Someone in my chat asked, are Yoshi and Birdo supposed to be the same thing? Yeah, they're kind of. They're both dinosaurs. It's just a female. Is Birdo a dinosaur? I think so. Fuck, I suck at this one, dude. I'm going to die immediately. I'm apparently really good at this one. I don't know. Whoa. Yes. Nice, dude. Let's go. Nice, Chris. Yeah, wait, are Yoshi and Birdo married? No. For themselves, dude. Oh, that's what self-loves all about. Chris, I swear to God, if you get a star right now. This ring I have on is supposed. It's Catherine. It's Catherine. I'm sorry, what? That's so funny. The funny thing is Catherine. What's Yoshi's name, like Eric? The English manual for Super Mario Bros. 2 refers to Birdo as a male who thinks he is a girl. Yo! Trans queen. Yeah, we love it. Hell yeah, dude. Trans queen, Birdo. Have y'all ever eaten those like shiny balls that go on cake? Yeah. Yeah. They stuck. They look like pearls. That was going, but yeah. I don't know if I. Have y'all ever eaten a pair of shiny balls? Yeah, I really like them for some reason, even though they suck. Like, they're not good, but I like eating them. No ox that I like to eat. It's french fries, old french fries. Ew, ash. Wait, old? You like eating old french fries? You got a hidden block, by the way. Oh, shoot. I'm so sorry. What? Yo, what the fuck? I don't think I've seen a hidden block star in here. OK, first star of the game, I guess. The body paint that I have on is, it's like wearing a coat. I'm getting really hot. Ew, is it like this insulation? Yeah, god, I suck at this. This sucks. Oh my god. Just get rid of me now. I think it was Ashley. I think it was Ashley. Come on, come on, come on. Yo! 79. I'm sorry. No pressure. I have a question, though. Can you do a good Yoshi impression? There was so much pause there. Oh, I'm going to go. I'm going to go. Yeah. That's pretty good. That's good. Yoshi! Wow, terrible. I'm going to throw up that time. Yo, Yoshi's probably super good at going down on people. Yeah. Am I wrong? On both ends of the spectrum, doesn't matter which part, I feel like he's probably pretty good at it. And he knows it. You know, look at that smug face. It's turn three, man. Yeah, I'm not horny for Yoshi. I'm just saying he probably gives good head. I'm not a Yoshi oral master, so. I deserve it. No, I do get another star, I swear. If you get a second star. No, I will shit on the ground. Thank god. Lucky space. Come on, give me something good. You got this. Nice. OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK. I thought it was me. No, I didn't. I did a twirl. How dead are you? You're a superstar. Oh, you don't have enough? Oh, I too. That sucks. Well, you already have one, so you know. Come on now. Come on now. Holy shit. Whoa, meek's went silent and is like fucking going for it. Wow, 74 with Christopher. Yeah, I am fucking up. I fucked up really bad. If I'm honest, I don't really know what I'm what to do. It's it's colors. It's colors. Bro, you got this. Man, it's just colors. No, it's fine. Like, I'm fine, I guess, but it's nothing. Oh, no. You know, I feel like I'm nothing to write home about. Mika, for dinner, are we just fending for ourselves tonight? Reball it. Let's see at Pad McDonald's on the brain constantly. Since I'm OK. OK, there is very specific old fries. And usually it's when I'm on the sadder side of reality. I would hope so. Well, so wait. So, actually, that kind of sucks, though, because then if you like are craving old fries, you're like, all right, I have to leave these in the car for four days until I can eat them. I got to leave them out the fastest way. And this is going to sound so fucking gross. I'm I'm so sorry. But the fastest way is to just put them in the fridge. In the fridge. Yeah, because they get like weird, like weirdly old so fast in the fridge, like as it gets cold and cold, if you have anything with pickles on it, you take the pickles off and eat them with the fries, because it's so good. Well, Mika takes the pickles off and puts them in our bed apparently to the other day. This again, all right, I found a pickle in our bed the other day, and it was wild. Like drop a pickle in the bed. I was like, no, I wasn't even in the bed when I ate my burger. And he was like, well, it's like I put my feet in the sheets and it was down by my foot under the cover. It was wild. And it wasn't like old. Like it definitely was like a new pickle. It's not like it had been there. I just watched Chris deafen himself. Dude, when when the tour happens in Toronto, we got to go out the night before with my family so you can meet my family and we can all go out to dinner. Yeah, we'll have to take y'all out and get some good poutine. I'm going to have to like do some research and be the full Canadian experience. I am just guessing, by the way. Yeah, the cheese and fries. Poutine. Poutine. Putting these balls on your head. No. My God, fuck me. So one of my jets said, Ethan, you look like a PeptoBismol was a person. You look like a used eraser, man. Yeah. Okay, there we go. Okay, okay. All right, so we got this. Ethan's on their team, so I think we're good, right? Hey! Come on. Hey! I'm friendly banter. Fuck him. Ethan, you're incredible. Ethan, you're incredible. Thank you. That's right. Look at us go. Come on. Oh, my God. Ah! Okay, hold on. All right, wait. Okay, wait. Should we have waited? We're waiting. Okay, go. It's not letting me. Oh, okay. Shit. How are they going so fast? Oh, wait. Oh, we can just go fast. Oh, oh, my God. Mika, I threw it for us, I think. Yeah! Ha, ha, ha! That's kind of funny, Chris, that we won. Isn't it? Fuck you! Who's going to go out and get the food when it gets here, Mika? Should we rock, paper, scissors for that or? We're going to go out to get the food and our neighbors can be walking by with their dogs. I hope so. What'd you guys get? I got McDonald's. Oh, hi. I got Indian food. My McDonald's order is always a quarter pounder with cheese with extra onions, extra pickles, large with a Coke. Sometimes it's bright, but I also added, I wanted to get chicken nuggets, but the only thing they had in the app was a 40 piece. So I got 40. You got a 40 piece nugget, babe? I mean, there's no way that they only had a 40 piece nugget in the app. Can I come over or what, man? Everyone's invited. The thotty chicken nuggets in your current face paint is sending me. I love how you said you guys. I ordered my own dinner. The moment you've been waiting for. Chance time space. It's a chance time space. Time for Ashley to fuck shit up. In my face to any of these blocks. No, that's my, that's my game show announcer voice. Oh, chance time. Thank you. Oh, no. Oh. Oh, shit! You're giving a star away. You have the chance time. Thank you. I could come back with the bonus stars. Here we go. Oh, the bonus stars are game changers. They really are. Thank God for that fucking three times in a row. I got three ones in a row. This is unreal. Keith, remember I texted you yesterday and I was like, yo, man, you played Fortnite last night and you're like, no, I went to his channel on my phone and it said like going for my first victory Royale or something and I was confused. And then I realized it said I was a Vod from three years ago. I don't even know why that's there. Yeah, dude. It was like, what the hell? Ow, fuck you. You're looking ass off my face, dude. I like this. OK, get to the center of the platform. Yeah, very unfun, you know? I don't want to do that to my friends. Come on, you say you don't want to. Hey guys, just let me. Just let me do it. Do not flatten me. Chris, dude, no. No, the last second. No shot. Look at that ass, though, on all of us, really. Actually, did you miss the star last? Oh, you gave. Sorry, you gave your start. Yeah, OK, I'm sorry, Chris, that I overdo. There he goes. There he goes. Going into first place now. God, damn it. Man, should I have things edited for TikTok? Damn, dude. Yeah, dude, are you? You should make a crank gameplay channel just for gameplay. And then Ethan Nestor channel. Ethan Nestor channel. Nestor. Nestor. Ethan Nestor. Yo, you and your dad look alike. OK, that was fucking weird. There's a Polaroid that Ethan and I took at one of our parties. And it looks like his dad. It's really weird. And he got really uncomfortable because he was like, why are you and my dad embracing like that? Yeah, and then I was like, oh, shit, that is me weird. That's what we love to see. Yo, just like a quick question from my mod. Do you think Birdo does throat kegels? You know, Birdo is definitely the throat goat for sure. Oh, my God, Jesus. Stars all yours. Hey, back up into first, baby. Wait, Mika, which that's the horny. That's the horny whistle. Which first lady did they call Throtis? Nancy Reagan. Nancy Reagan is known for that. Yeah, she was known on the MGM lot for. Is that like true? No, that's true. I'm a late lady. That was in her biography. Yeah. Damn, Nancy Reagan, Nancy Reagan. People got super excited whenever she showed up on the MGM lot because of her. Holly, what? Because she just loves giving head, you know, that's. And they called her throat. I think wrong with that. You like what you like. Take me out. As long as it's consensual, get it, Nancy, you know. Yeah, Chris, are you just fucking with us? Like, really, it's kind of rude. What do you mean in this game or in this conversation? Oh, no, I don't like this game. But like, it's kind of rude. Right now, the throat goat is a common. That's fair. Shit. Oh, how dare you? I don't have a single coin. Oh, I'm going to. Yes, yes. God, come on. Oh, no. Wow, this is so unfortunate. Come on, Chris. Wow, unreal, unreal. Three coins. Cool guy. I think Chris may still be struggling with the dress, but I do have a question for y'all. Well, Chris is struggling. Burdo or Yoshi, who gives better head? Burdo, for sure. Head to penises. Exactly. Yeah, all around. Yoshi might have it in the bank. Oh, Chris is back. Don't worry about it. Yo, peeing in a dress sucks. Damn, Yoshi does have that extra long tongue for head, though, so he could really get that thing. Oh, my God, enough with the head, man. As I'm sitting, I go to Shanago. Did you know Nancy Reagan was the throat? Oh, and she goes, who? And I was like, she was the first lady and she goes, wasn't George Washington's wife the first lady? And I was like, damn, you might be right. You might be right. Max, who's lurking right now has said nothing all stream, but chimed in just to say, Yoshi's schnoz gets in the way. But Burdo's schnoz is the way. Oh, that's good, Max. Yeah, but the schnoz is like vital part. Sometimes, you know, please don't be bad. Thank God. Wait, what in what scenario? Well, oh, shit. Yeah. Oh, versus. We're fighting. We're fighting. All right, hold on. OK, OK, OK, OK. Then you can wait. The throat debate, the great throat debate. Babe, can Nancy Reagan be my whole past? You can't ask that, man. Just just just just just. A freaking time machine. Oh, come on. If that's your only reason you're using a time machine, then come on. My whole chat is like, you're done. You're done. Sorry, hey, you have access to this time machine. Where's the first place you're going? What? The Reagan administration. 1975. Washington, DC, 1975. Oh, cool. You're going to stop a terrible thing from happening? No. No. I'm going to make a terrible thing happen. Put some sunglasses. I'm getting it. This is the first game. That doesn't make any sense. Actually, I think it does. It does. I'm sorry. Take a quick gander at the squad. Oh, yes. I mean, honestly, Mika and I met at a ren fair. That's like two turns away from farmers only, I feel like. I met Shannon at an abandoned insane asylum. Wait, didn't you guys meet through Vine, though? Yeah, but we DM'd and met at an abandoned mental hospital. That's funny. Hey, we clapped. Did you actually? Nice. Yeah, the day we met, we made like three vines. And they're like really weird. No, not clapped. Collabbed. We just met up and clapped. Who's sitting right now? Stop that. I was like, I need to pull out the whistle. A collab that turned into the ultimate collab. Marry. Oh, oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. You have 107. Oh, shit. You have 107 coins, though. I could fucking destroy the Eiffel Tower. Oh, shit. Ethan, I'm going to work. Ashley, so in my chat room, someone's called Paris. What the fuck? Hit. Help Paris. Someone's really got to warn Paris about what's up. Ethan, Ethan, what are you going to do? You're going to go big. I was going to go big and just who cares? Yeah. You did smart also, I think. I'm a pussy. Who? Is it Amma or Grandma? It's an Ima. Oh, my god. Grandma. This is Christ, Chris. Someone's just trying to get me. It's really weird. Oh. Oh, you have to get through. No, it's not. It's, you know, it's whatever. It's honestly grossy. Honestly, though, grossy. Come on. I'm in my chat right now. The grossy. One day, we're going to have grossies. Oh, my god. Mika, please stop. Ethan, hey, that's not a bad thing. No, we're not gaming. You're going to have to deal with that right now. Absolutely not. Ethan, stop fucking copying me, dude. It's honestly. Oh, wait, I see me. It's photo finish, photo finish. God damn it. Come on, grab something. Literally, how do I? I actually don't know how to do this. You have to land it. I don't understand this. This is the dumbest thing ever. Oh. Come on. How have you gotten anything? I have not gotten a single thing. Oh, I got a coin. No, it didn't count. Wait, how's Ethan in first? Because I have the most coins and the highest amount of stars. Final turn, come on. You are really close. You are, yeah. Well, not that. Don't you come on, man. Just to have more. Yo, actually, check this out. This is actually what I have to do, I think. No, Chris. Well, no. Chris, I'm using a neat dude mouse pad. Come on, dude. Me too. And I bought two hats the other day. What? I bought them. Chips time, baby. Chris, I bought them. Come on. Chris, I bought them, though. This is making me nervous. This is scarily calculated, and I'm terrified. OK, I need to get Ethan in here. You got this. You got this, Chris. What? Oh, my gosh. Give it to me, Ethan. I'm not involved, I'm fine. My god. Oh, my god, dude. I cannot believe. I cannot believe that that happened. Chris, I don't like you anymore. I just don't like you anymore. We've hugged. Damn. This is the closest you could have been. All the stores are going to change. They're really going to change the game, dude. They are really going to change. The game. Dude, this is crazy. This is the most amount of viewers we've had in a really, really wrong time. Thank you so much again. Sneaks for the raid. That's insane. Thank you so much. Bowser's face. That's Chris. So that's got to be Chris. I don't need you on anything. Does it count if it's just seeing Bowser? Oh, my god. Yeah, it's Ashley. Or is it Mika? It's Ashley, dude. Yeah. Hell, yeah.