 Turn off this controller, just give me 10 seconds or so and then I got to open up the stream on the screen beside me so I can see the chat, although the one positive about this is that Karen is on, so let me put that controller down with it breaking us if I can, let me get the stream open because the developers at Walk About Minigolf decided to mess with the audio in such a way that capture cards can't pick it up anymore, so I'm forced to use the PS5's naso streaming which is garbage, don't ever tell me to calm down you fucking bitch, whoever you are, alright, let me, oh it's Donny, I take nothing back, I gotta zoom in so I can read as well, won't you let me zoom, that's okay I can force you to let me zoom on this screen, boom, boom, 75%, 175% I should say, now pop out this as a separate window, full screen us, set it to live chat and there we go, okay, I'm playing the sitting down, but it feels like a, be a thumbs down smasher, did you say be a thumbs down smasher Donny, how dare you, password, passcode is boob, as it always is, is there a setting I can change, where's the settings, why am I over here, is there settings over here, there is settings over here, can I get a like standing up option, I don't want to be so low, but I don't want to have to stand up either, ball location, ball trail, nametags, notifications, you're on the wheel, who are you, Decepticon, get in here fast, if I don't get a full squad of ace in 10 minutes or less, the channel is getting to lease it permanently, can I, like I can't play like this, do I have to, does this game force you to stand up, I can't play like this, like look at this, how am I supposed to hit this, look at my hand, how I have to bend it like this, how can a lazy man play this game, it was a bit of effort put in, I have to stand up, I have to stand up, being punished, too bad, the channel is getting cancelled bitch, thumbs down, thumbs up, doesn't matter, actually that's true Donny, I don't know if you're joking or not, but that is true, as long as you're getting the engagement YouTube likes it, so even if you're getting lots of thumbs down, that's good for the channel, and jackpot with the pile of poo, and the SMH I assume is LSB, so how you doing jackpot, and jackpot's sexual partner, long term partner LSB, tough luck Amanda, by the way I like how they're all getting their wives to vote, I know since Amanda was voting as well today, oh there you go, well I'm glad I taught you something Donny, not everything was wasted, alright, I can kill this channel with that bit of peace of mind that I taught you something, God damn how long does it take to fucking smoke, I thought it was a vape thing, aren't they all vapes, can't you just pick them up whenever you want, why can't I get cheap votes for fucking Resident Evil 4 bitches, oh perfect, Dan wants to play that, Dan wants to play it so bad, he's got his brother in there, he's got his wife in there, I'm suspicious that there's a person called Constance Sutton, who is an associate of Dan because all they do is vote for Firewall, but they don't actually talk or you know play Firewall, I don't know anything about them, jackpot, dam, I see Amanda's really the boss there, jackpot, don't forget to adjust your skirt before you sit down, alright, in case the other men get a little glimpse of your whispering eye, alright, what's he saying about dogs again, very sus, all of your sus, Madre is home, oh it's mother for Spanish, mother is home, what does that mean, mother is home, is that what you call the gilf, Madre, is she possibly Mexican, why does my lower jaw feel, actually I'm not going to finish that because I'm just going to get, I can already see the abuse I'll get for finishing that, jackpot is definitely a gilf, both of them, I can't keep up, Karen will you tell me who's talking, you useless bitch, Mr. Jackpot is definitely the gilf, he's the messes, no I don't know, I don't really know what he's talking about to be honest with you, unless he's saying that jackpot's mother is visiting again, is that what he's saying, she can't get enough, she's squeezing his cheeks right now outside, he's pretending he's smoking marijuana, but really she's just squeezing his cheeks, you know, is this a crab wearing a beret, you know my sisters had to use, had to wear these hats, in school, really, I don't think there is a set in for her to speak the name, I think she used to do it on PS4, I just don't think they got it on PS5, he's okay, I got it now, is that a real thing, okay it's all coming together now, it's all coming together now, I see, so you're like jackpot's dad then, or like step dad, capiche, alright you didn't spell it capiche correctly, even though apparently you're Italian, so that's embarrassing for you, where's my ball, over here, by the way not a single person is joined, not a single person is joined, I could have been playing Resident Evil 8, I could have been playing Firewall, not Resident Evil 8, it's Resident Evil 4, although I'd like to play Resident Evil 8 as well, also an excellent game, damn, see that, is that really a tradition, or is it a trickster, no it's really him, I tell you this guy is easily the most intelligent person who's ever made a comment on the channel, he always has good ideas, oh it's coming back, look at that, yeah the problem is I'm not trusting that, so for a second there, or not for a second, so right there is what I'm trying to say, I don't even believe Decepticon said that, there you go, see, and tradition, see, I believe that one, I believe that one, especially the way he didn't say his fucking name correctly, so I assume he didn't spell it correctly, I did say that, that's true, hold the grip, let's stop it from disappearing, you can't spell jackpot, Mr. Jackpot says, mer jackpot, obviously you're gonna have to put a fucking spaceness, you imbecile, and even then you should spell M-I-S-T-E-O-R to be safe, anyway he doesn't even call himself Mr. Jackpot, he calls himself Mr. 777 on YouTube, I think, perfect, all right so it's been nearly 10 minutes, nobody's joined, gonna end the stream, and I'm gonna delete the channel, I think I've been at this for about five years now, I think it's safe to say I got 3400 subscribers today, 3400 one joined today, and I think that's just not enough, it's just not enough growth, it's just not going anywhere, it's time to put the hands up, throw the towel in, say goodbye, now I do expect you to keep your memberships active, because I still have things in my life that I would like to pay for, various chocolates, and sausages and meats, various meats I would say as well, for my air fryer I do have an air fryer, it's a dual basket air fryer, and it's not gonna fill itself, okay, yep delete the channel and keep paying me says jack o lantern says jack o lantern at the end, you're changing it to the end, is that champ, and he is the champ too, no I'm not, no who the fuck, oh solid, solid is the champ, forgot about that, is the air fryer a ninja, the first time, it's not a ninja, no it's an ambiano, fucking creepy spider thing again, I forgot about that, who am I gonna be, that's what I should have been doing, who could I be, this is just, oh nice, nice, I think mine is the 9 acers, damn is that what you're changing your name to, oh it is, 4 out of 6 champ, god damn, we've played more than 6 of these, no but the last 6, come back to 6, how do you spell doily, good question, I've never had to spell it before, have you, no I'm not sure it's a word we use over here, all right, doily, well somebody spelled it correctly, hey apparently I did too, nice, Donny calls him jackpot, delete the channel and keep paying me, is that air fryer a ninja, oh so Donny's the one with the ninja air fryer with 2 baskets, mine's 9 lasers Donny, do you have 9 lasers, do you have an air fryer champ, nice, nice, 1 basket or 2, oh just 1, you say, just say you don't have money, okay, that's all you have to say, all right, then you want to get some of that xbox game pass subscription, no, well you're picking up them food stamps, get yourself some xbox live, ah, I'll be on after update, oh my god, what updates, what updates, you played this the last time, you tell me it updated again on quest, put it out in playstation, Ray Schwartz peeping, how you doing Ray, Donny says mine has a 2, 10 quart basket, what the fuck are quarts, what is quarts, what's wrong with you in America, what's going on over there, oh yeah, it's the stick, nice, not getting any better than that, Shakespeare, are you going to speak in old English for the whole stream, you have to, you shut your whore mouth, done, thou, you should have said thou, not ye, you bastardly dog, cur, not dog, come on, what did you say, dual power extra large, hmm, you know I don't doubt that extra large in America is actually probably very large, something Roy might win it, impressive Roy, brave only has one basket, sorry brave, you weren't meant to hear that, got the curse upon your house, I guess jackbuck gets what he wants and I'm going to be waiting half an hour anyway, Roy got that double duly, double doily, damn a double doily, how would you even do a double doily, I suppose they just stack, nice job, is that Dan, it is Dan, how did I know it was Dan, Dan you should have ensured that firewall won the vote then, all right, you need to get more family members, there you go, sisters, I hear you got some, a few ex-wives you could probably rob into doing it, get them in there then, haven't said that, actually yeah, I think Amanda voted for firewall as well, so he even had jackbuck bringing his wife in here and getting her to vote for firewall as well, so maybe he doubled votes, or maybe he changed his vote once it became clear that golf was in contention, I don't know, some of you bitches are non-commissal to your votes and will change them, I just want you to know Shakespeare that when Karen speaks it lowers your volume and it makes it difficult for me to hear what you say, so I'm not trying to ignore you, so if you think I'm ignoring you that's probably what happened, who does this Karen be, Dan, Karen be at the voices from the heavens, Bill, Bill, just Bill, let me check that chat again, double dilly, dilly at, what's a dilly at, dildos, is that what you want to say, those exes don't like me too much, I was just going to say to your exes live in Texas and is that why you hang your hat in Tennessee then, perfect catch, this is the real game right here, the fucking guardian man agitates me so much, really just brave showing up, that's a brave, I must commend your loyalty, you know, you need to be rewarded for your loyalty, disloyal bitches, Danny where are you by the way, has Danny even said he's going to join, let me tell you something, Resident Evil 4 is so good that I don't, I've stopped caring about phasmophobia, that's how good it is, phasmophobia you know what, wait till February, let Jack Boppy Rice come out February, March, May, April, October, another month, whatever, I got Resident Evil 4, I don't need you, smooth brains think alike, says Danny, I'm on the way, nice to hear, nice to hear, oh Georgie, damn Muzz out of nowhere, I wasn't expecting that, I know me neither, welcome back Muzz, you felt bad for me, he felt bad, thank you for your busy Muzz, where's all these idiots who voted mini golf and they're not here, they could be here in 10 minutes, in 10 minutes they'll be here in 10 minutes and then 10 minutes after that they'll be here in five minutes, so on, so forth, smoking marijuana, with the new operation going and no one wants to play Firewall, what the hell is wrong with you, bitches, you gotta, you gotta, I gotta respect the laws sadly, plus there was another, there was another fucking update again, it was a small one, yeah but still, they're really knocking them out now, no more grenades to the walls, allegedly, Canadians feel nothing due to the maple syrup in their veins, so somebody who said those, Donny being the biggest, dances, you need to check that golf voice and give them all hell, I got nothing, I got nothing else for doing, so why not, where's the vote, I never twisted it out actually, I never actually, I never put it in the discord either, that's probably, that could be a reason why nobody's joining, so nine people voted for golf, brave, who's here, me, Decepticons on the way, LSB, Shades of Grey Master who just likes to watch them, he never joins, Jackposs, Gison, Deustre and Mojo, let me actually share the fucking video, but how are you supposed to know, how are you supposed to know if they're planning on joining, god damn it's the fucking volume button in the wrong place, ah, no it does, I'm supposed to discord, yeah discord, Gison hasn't, no I'm kind of worried about Gison's health now, oh no he was it, he was it, never mind, so he's still alive, I was gonna say he hasn't posted a link there for a while, so he might be dead, god it's hard to tweeze, using the password camera, mini, that's enough I can't do anymore, it's hurting my eyes, it is hurting my eyes, not a biggest, I can relate with them, I don't give a fuck, everything, damn Danvid, is Jackpott here, Jackpott's here, oh where is he? no, all right suit yourself, he doesn't have a response to that, no response, I was talking to you Mojo, I was talking to you, you were talking to Jackpott, I was talking to Chad Chanderson, did you think you changed yourself to Jackpott, but you're still not, is that what's going on, oh no I was looking at your name Jackpott, I thought you were Jackpott, I was just talking to myself, that is, I am very confused, all right what was that, Dan's going to play Firewall Ultra, Dan I don't blame you, I don't blame you, I don't own the games as Mojo, that's fine Mojo, that's fine, you don't hear anyone, you hear me, you could hear me around, Ranger Jim is finally here, can you hear him, Ranger Jim, he can't hear us, oh he's gone, he just slept, he's like oh no not this ticket again, I know there, he's back, he's back, people finally getting here now, can you hear us, hello, hello, hello, Ranger Jim's left now, what is happening, can he not hear us either, have they removed crossplay chat now or something, hello, can you hear us, hello, hello, oh my god what do they do to the audio in this game, what do they do to the audio in this game, is he playing, I can't tell if he's for real though, hello, hello, hello, what changed, what changed, I don't know, Jack, he's not even looking at us though, Ranger Jim, Ranger Jim, hello, you do, you fucking bitch, I knew he was being a bitch, I knew he was being a bitch, you can hear him too yeah, I have no mic though, I don't know what's up with the mic, what do you mean you have no mic, I can hear you speaking, I can fucking hear you, so this is obviously a mic, can we hear you talking, what do you mean, what's going on here, why are you guys ignoring me, what is happening, can you hear us, can you hear us or not, can we hear you, I had to exit the game, he couldn't hear either, I didn't like start the game over, but then you were like oh I can hear you and then you started ignoring us again, after the second, and then you're like but you can't hear me because I don't have a mic, you can't hear me, what is this, what are you talking about, idiot, absolute idiots, dropping drop an IQ points every day, you're all dumb, you're all more polishing, polishing his brain, that brain's got a marishing, marishing, what is this ultra Dan, what keeps talking about, a game qualifier, what ultra, instant regret already, you should pick it up, you should pick it up, I see, another one of my personalities is here, my feline, my feline side, the shit, everyone dresses a different jackpot, the cat, the cat jackpot, the silver jackpot, where I'm night club jackpot, doily jack, you're night club jackpot, someone has to be cowboy, someone has to be cowboy because he lives in Texas, what's the room name, it's boob, should be doily though, it should be doily, something that just stung my back, there might be spiders in my t-shirt again, something that just bit me, I might get powers, I might get powers, I recently had a fight with my uncle Ben, so we'll see how things go, that's why I'm so pissed off, we fell out, some fella was robbing the grocery store and I let him do it, so I just let him walk, but hopefully that doesn't come back to bite me in the ass, ooh, Gison, ooh a contender, oh shit, we got cowboy jackpot, you gotta change your name, you gotta change your name, I can't see the 777, your name is too long, too long, son of a bitch, what's with this game, not allowing you to have long names, Gison, you gotta be above us again, I won't let you, I won't let you be above me, Gison, son of a bitch, you gotta be above us, pal, it's rising above your station, all right, so we, who's hush, who's hush, nobody's hush, you're all agitated, is what's happening, Chad Henderson is all we can see, yes, would you not change it yet, just cowboy jackpot, cowboy 777 or Texas 777 or a man, somebody has to be a man there, someone has to be a man there, we all just stand behind her like the name the girl on the couch with the black fella standing behind her, you can sit in this bench, you can sit in this bench and we stand behind, somebody take a picture, oh shit, which one of my personalities is this, which of my personalities is this, oh we need like a Mexican, a pure Mexicans jackpot is one, we only speak Spanish, the pure one, yeah I got the doily, I'm doiled up, no Donny needs it, oh he's doily 777, you're stealing my time, you're stealing my version jackpot, you don't have it in your name, I'm doily jackpot, I'm night club jackpot, I'm about a dog, I'm about the dog to be eggs, I'm gonna be egg the dog, all right there we go, I'm egg the dog, did he leave, you're melting, somebody left, who left, oh let's be classic, is he coming back, all right, we are finished jackpots, please present yourself to the couch, the casting couch, who's Amanda, guys would you like to be Amanda, I'm on the casting couch, nice, nice, we need an Amanda, we need an Amanda, you're just gonna take the go to y'all, damn earrings, oh he's very festive, it's Christmas, Christmas jackpot, festive jackpots, his love of his love of the hall is exemplified in this persona, let me know when you're finished and ready to go, no somebody, people are editing over there, all right, we're not finished cyberboying you, I don't know, I don't know what we're playing, chef on the Middle East, where are you from, are you a bride, what are you, we could do the hard mode of meowulf, what is this, is that Donny, don't give a fuck, what's the next one we got to do, hard mode of meowulf stands back, all right, let's do that then, if you're ready, is everyone ready, oh shit, Amanda's coming, come back Amanda, come back, we're so close, we're so close to having an Amanda, brave do it, do it brave, do it for the stream, you're brave, do it for the stream, become Amanda, we need a girlfriend, we need a girlfriend, we need a girlfriend, we have needs, you must fulfill, make sure you have a brick in one hand and a bat in the other hand, you want to be in a bukkake party, you can keep the beard, that's fine, start yelling at me, tell me what happened, start yelling at me, tell me what happened, complete wrong direction, you want to play in the hard version, yeah, no such thing, No such time, baby, baby girl, little G time, this looks too tough, not for me, watch this, oh, what are those rings, they suck the ball in, they suck the ball in, wow, you can even do it with help, yeah, that's how bad I am, what's an amazing body, it's an impressive body, it's unique, it represents my intelligence, it's like having four brains inside one body, mother brain, like mother brain, I don't know what that means, I don't play that, I don't play Nintendo, I don't play Nintendo, I'm aware of Metroid, that's enough, tell it to LSB, alright, he's Nintendo, yeah we're still waiting for the SNES, we're still waiting for that SNES, it's gonna be the hot thing, he dropped it, he shook his head in VR and then left, he's like, he's dressing up as Amanda, he's like what am I doing with my life, what am I doing with my life, I don't know, he just took the headset off, he begs us to play all the time, but then doesn't play, he just want to play with the rest of us, he just wants to see you, they're tainted, they're tainted now, I don't want them, everything's a penis in this game, oh shit, he went to the little hole over there, oh yeah, straight out of YouTube, straight out of YouTube, get back on the cans, where's that festive feeling, where's that festive spirit, let me hump your leg real quick, let me hump your little sock, I just followed what he did, yeah yeah, what's the second clue, Donnie, what's it look like, fuck this game, fuck this game, the cattle, the cattle's boiling, bullshit, I should have bounced back in, I should have bounced back in, it wasn't there, oh shit those things, yeah I lied to you about them sucking by the way, they're obstacles, damn, I'm already on the floor, what's the picture look like, where are you at, I like house music, I'm potting right now, oh man this is playing smart, I just know all the house music, I just did it, I don't know why I can't remember, hold on a second, I wish I could see it, smart, where was that just that, I saw that, damn this is an 18th hole, that's not my style and you know it, I don't take the easy way, oh Amanda you're looking good, she's looking a little rough today, look straight behind you, you're gonna get disconnected, he's gonna quiz, he's gonna quiz, why are you over here, why are you over here, this one's a bunch of green bubbles, okay that's the only pads, it's already alright, you should have let me, you should have let me, you should have let me, embarrassing yourself, I know, I know it's a democracy now, shareholders, I have to listen to the shareholders, what is happening, is this possible, oh my god, stop following me, stop following me, it's in here, it's the one I just showed you, oh he got it in, the pressure's on, no, the pressure's on, no, Jack was gonna get it in though too, come up, come up, come up, right there, not for sake, and you're on four now, I'm assuming there's gonna be a problem with you, alright, this channel is my diary, this channel is my diary, it tells my story, oh shit, were these moving before, guys, do you have a pumpkin ball, yes guys, nice one, whatever one you can get it in, any of them, oh it doesn't matter, just pick one, the ticest one is the best one, I remember to keep your grip held down, how did that not go in, how did that not go in, I want to see that, right, now I missed it, yeah, because the thermo is moving, so that's not gonna work, oh now we've got to get two of them brave, hold the grip, hold the grip, hold the grip, hold the grip, come back, that's what I did, yeah, I held the grip and it stopped me before you come back, oh, you've got to get lucky with one all right watch this I'm just gonna do a no looker I'm just gonna look this way that's how you always play must someone get it you got my chance come on I'm in the best position right in the middle of everything no one no one got it you got it you got it you got it you got it you got it you he cheats it. He cheats it. I got it. I had a cheater you bit shut off everybody. I'm a cheater. I'm a cheater. I'm a cheater. I'm a cheater. I'm a cheater. I'm a cheater. It won't show because the holes are moving all over the point. Yeah, you can't sit. You can't sit. I'll get it. I'll get it. Oh, guys. See? Yeah, I got it. Oh, my God. I hate you guys. It rolled right over the hole. You're not done yet, are you? Is there a noise that sounds like an alarm? It's too high. Simple. I think it's rain. Trash. Trash. Trash. You're fake. You're not. You're not a real man. You're a fake. Oh, I'm sorry. I was thinking that thing in my mouth. That's the real one. What do you mean? It's the real deal. This is the real deal. You're not the real man. That's the real deal. It's just the thing in my mouth. That's the thing in my mouth. Jackpot. Don't mistake Amanda. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, no. Damn. Let's spit it out. I'll do this. I can do this. I can do this. Oh, Jackpot. That's the real Amanda. I'm sorry. Come on. It's a prank. I'm sorry. My God doesn't speak English. You don't have a Scooby-Doo situation. You don't have a Scooby-Doo situation. You don't have a Scooby-Doo situation. No, it's not Scooby-Doo, you idiot. Just put it in the hole. Try to not stroke out this room. Oh, that's cheating. That is cheating. That is cheating. Another one is going to come. Not this one, this one. Come on. Look at this. Look at that body trash bag gameplay. Never. This is my turn already. That's weird. Oh, shit. You guys stroke out? What? Why did you break the game, guys? I don't know. You know what you did. Holy shit. How are you starting the next hole? What is happening? What's happening? My ball is still over here. What did you do, guys? He broke the game. Proof that questicles are breaking everything. Cheating, hacking. Start the next hole before this one. It's Tyson playing by himself. Who's next? It's my turn. I'm back. We're back in business. I'm not in business, man. I would have been closing down. It's a closing down sale. It's a closing down sale. Everything is gone. A little tippity-tap. A little tippity-tap. You want to make it stop so then the hole goes in. That one. Just do a little tippity-tap right there. Right there. Got time at right though. Let me help you, idiots. No, I don't think so. There's one. Oh, my God. You need to start on a tippity-tap. You need to wait for the hole to come up. I'm not for ten minutes. I was doing it for the whole round, buddy. Is there a tree? Oh, my God. Was that a tree? There's another one. Oh, shoot. Did that go in? It's a tippity-tap. I didn't touch the ball. My ball moved. I didn't touch it. Watch this. I haven't touched it. It's going to go in. I didn't touch it. I didn't touch it. It just went in by itself. It's shooting again. It's shooting again. It's shooting again. It's shooting again. It's shooting again. You still back here? This is both. Whatever it is. What is going on? I have no idea what's happening. I don't think you're actually taking your shots. I think it's just like glitch or something. Making you redo it over and over. You can practice. You should let you. For being the winner. That should be a feature. It's not working. You can't hit us. This is my ball. It's not working. It's a baseball. Haches up. Where am I supposed to end? I need to take a look. Way over. You got to hit at the balls. I can see what connects. I have to see where it goes. Over here. Try to hit those balls back there. The balls are on fire. Did you have to come back? Did you have to come back? Did you have to come back? I got a lily pad. What the fuck is going on? It landed on the lily pad. It'll stay. It'll come back. What the sceptic on? You hit the tippity tap. He's still back here? He's still back here? Nope. How does that look like that? What do you mean, Danny? I saw this. Badass. I don't know. He stayed. In between two portals. You guys are trash. Right here, brave. Right behind you. It's a big one. It's slobbering your socks tonight. I can't pick it up. Look at this. Chew on them crusty little socks under your bed. I don't see the dogs in the corner. Steven right now. He's master playing with another dog. He's master playing with another dog. I found him. Right here. One. See it? Is this supposed to be water? It's magic. It's magic. I didn't know there was supposed to be water. I saw it. Agua. Agua. It's a reflection. Agua. It's another reflection. It's not water. There's a staircase going down. It's your turn, Danny. Run right here, brave. He's deliberately ignoring it. Are you ignoring us? It's my turn. What am I doing? He's pretending. Show me how it's done. That's how you do it, baby. Oh, Danny, stay down. Cheat. Of course I did. It's better to go on the lily pads. I didn't have to hurry up either. Did you get that second one, brave? Yeah. No, not yet. You guys are going to beat here. I'm going to put my earbud. Oh, they hit that lily pad? Okay, there was one there. How many of them you got? Just one of them? Just one so far. Okay, I just showed you another one I thought. It's up right here. Behind you. Stay up. Look at me. Here's one. They're all at the end of them red things. Yeah. Just going to find the end of the red joints. Wherever they may be. Here's one right here. You have to hit it really hard. By the double mouse. Double mouse. Yeah, over here. Where'd you go? Oh, you fell out the corner. Oh, okay. To your right. Damn, you smoke good. His own stink. Right here. How are you supposed to get on the green? Oh, you can shoot. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. We got that one over here. There's a creature over here. A creature. Where's the thing you used to heat up your houses in Ireland? What did you say to me? Firewood. What did you use in Ireland? What would a dog know about such matters? Fuck, no more than you. Fuck. It's called turf. It's called turf, bitch. Oh, look at that. Would you just look at that? No, I think go in. Why should I look at that? I'm sick of trying to explain this. Google this. It's a soil. Is that healthy for you? Peace. Have you heard of peace? Yes, it's healthy. It's bad for the environment. Bad for the environment, but it's good for us. It smells lovely. It's not legal. Haven't banned us. Not yet, but they will. Oh, right here. Straight up. Come back this way. Right in the hole. Join me. You don't got gas? Like heaters and shit? Like natural gas? I mean, that's an option. But we don't. Oil heating is also the most common one. Everybody has a big oil tank at the back of their house. Do you have oil tanks at the back of your houses? We got a bunch of bushes. I just filled it. You just filled it? Yeah, it's expensive. Who said that? Shades of gray. How you doing shades of gray? Close up on people. No. Oh, actually. Lady, I work with her. Her house burned down last night. I work with a woman whose house burned down last night. Last night. So it's crazy you just bring that up. Not manure. Nobody said anything about manure. Somebody said it was because of the boiler. I think Jackpot served fire. I spoke with her boiler, so that would be related to the oil. I just went there immediately, though. Mad for manure. The boiler, yeah. Yeah, the water here is... Nice one. If you've missed the beginning, I recommend you go back. We're having a team here where we're all doing different parts of Jackpot's personality. This is his cowboy side. I'm his dog, called Eggs. This is his nightclub side over here. Scepticon. And that's his woman, Amanda. Oh, that's Amanda. That's the nightclub. That's your party animal. They are your own self today. Just in a hurry. What's that like, eh? Yeah, Eggs is his dog's man. This is you, buddy. So if you hear me making dog noises, that's why. You're one of those that... Nice. Shit, that's only a part three. That's whack. I think you might be my favorite viewer, Sheds. What is that awful noise? It's like an angle grinder. You're the only viewer. Has he ever played? Where is he? Where's Amanda? Where's Amanda? Right here, above behind you. Behind you? Oh, what a robbery. Where did you go again, you fucker? Oh, there you are. What is this? Oh, there is Tets. That's her hair. There is Tets. I see Tets. Lara Croft, triangle Tets. They're Tets. Titty is a titty. That's what I always say. What about that Lara Croft video? What about that Lara Croft video? I have to make that an alert for the donations on SuperJazz. Those kids, those kids were like, nobody knows what's going on. Nobody knows what's going on. This is awkward. It's just like, you could hear like a pin drop, dude. It's like, not as loud as that. I felt bad. I felt bad for her. I remember the first time I watched that, I thought the audio went out. He's still here. He's not old enough to care about these things. The first time I watched it, I thought the audio went out. I thought it was just like, you're on the video. I'm sorry, I missed what you said, Sheds. What probably has been funny are hearing the dog noises without the context. I just think you'd finally be driven mad by not being allowed to finish already before. I know. I know it's rough. It's rough for me. Yeah, that's iconic. Iconic. That toy show is a big deal over here every November. What is it? What's it called? The Late Late Toy Show. They bring on a bunch of kids to show off different toys. The Late Late Toy Show? The Late Late? Because it's a Late Late show. And then they do a special called the Late Late Toy Show. All right. Oh, clever. Have you noticed the longest run and chat show in the world? All right. Don't you have, like, Tonight with Jimmy Fallon? Tonight? Oh, Tonight with Jimmy Fallon. Yeah, that's more creative. How dare you? How dare you? Jerry Springer is another one. There's another one. Donny, thank you. It's that late. It's late at night for kids. It's the Late Late Show? It's a Late Late Show. It's a TV show. Yeah, it's like an audience is there and you try and get tickets to go. Everybody wants a ticket. Everybody wants a ticket. No, no, no. It's like a chat show. It's like a chat show type thing. Sounds good. Well, that's special. It's only once a year they do a special on toys. Where is this? It's right here in front of me. What? Right in front of you. The flag. The flag, you buffoon. Right down there. Right there, Greg, bud. What are the balls? What are the balls? What are the balls? Oh, hit the glory balls. Yeah, you... I heard Jackpots say it multiple times. You don't have to. You should. They multiply your balls. They do that. Come on. You picked the one that gets the most points. Yep. Oh, my God. Out of the way, champ. Speaking of, should have watched the last stream. I know how to fix... I know how to fix Mojo's game. Who gives a fuck? Oh, wait. How much is this information worth to you, Mojo? Is he still there? Are you talking about his Resident Evil 4 game? Or what do you mean? How would you know? How would you know? Oh, I missed. How would I know? How would I fix Resident Evil 4 games? PS4 2? Yes, I did. There was a new one. I forgot to post it. There was another new trailer. Is it Wizard Man? Wizard Man 3. 5 is the one. I don't know if it's another Wizard one or not. I think it is. Well, let's see. You're in the fuck. Goodbye. I don't know what it takes. Sounds like a future BBC scandal. Solid, how are you doing? Since DamnMiniGolf won't hang the champs. Sorry, Solid. That works, we can't. You're going to be like, he's reading right now. Go on, do it. I can hear you. I can still hear you. It should be time stamped, too. I see you, I hear you, everything. Mojo? He's not there, though. He's not even there. You probably have a region one. Everybody missing that little one. Depending on whatever he's in. He's American, he's American. You got to switch the EU. Damn, you got him. That could be us. That could be us. I have a feeling he didn't... I have a feeling he didn't download it from the store. I have a feeling he just didn't download it from the store. He just thought that it came with the update, but you have to download it. No, he did. There was a picture where he downloaded it, but it's an American version, so it won't work with a European disc. I'm in, baby. I'm in. I thought they stopped doing the regions in the late 90s. They don't region-lock them anymore, but the DLCs have to match, and updates have to match whatever the disc is. Okay, okay. Sometimes you could buy... Because the regions used to be not just for the disc. It would be also for the player, too, bro. And sometimes people would buy a player and once they moved to another country or whatever. Go to hole one. No, take your shot first. No, take your shot first! Tell him to shut up. I'll speed this along. Tell all the jackpots to shut up. Shut up. Shut up all the jackpots. Okay, I'll shut up individually. That's cool. It's you. What's your smell, boy? What's your smell? What's your smell, boy? Hold on. Behind you. Don't tell me. Don't. No. And you know I was thinking that might have been it, but I'm not coming back here yet. What's shit? He was coming. Kind of lame. Oh, that's it. We got it. I put Trumpy singing that song. I had Trumpy singing that song. Did you? It doesn't sound good, though. He didn't sing it with this putter. What did he say? I didn't sing it with this putter. Did you say something to me? He didn't sing it with this putter. I'll shut up. What are you doing? You showed off the new one you just got. This is nothing for me. You're holding three polygons. Check. Check. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. There's a third one in there somewhere. Check, my speaking. If you're boy, did you watch that? I said three. Come on, we're good. You see that guy that got knocked down at one point? You see that What no, I didn't see that the one of the worst knockouts I've seen and then after that there was this convulsing in the fucking Tana to sprained it. I think there's no this is it cuz it's not the putter I had The super red Nick Yeah Okay, I got you Can you hear that noise or is that my children crying? It's your children crying you gotta feed in my Because from the game, I think it's in the game. That's not a creature noise Oh It's immersive Attention How do you not know that it was gonna curve? I'm having the worst nightmare of my life right now Stray man I think it's like a creature like a wacky creature LSB says something like that. Oh, sorry for ducanos caca demon No problem. Let us be we guess we guessed was the caca demon My catching up now My catching up eggs is plus four. I am in last place Jackpot actually is also last place I am a dog though in fairness Talk about your woman like this you gonna talk about your woman like this Are you gonna let them get away with that We're gonna start talking in like an echo Really hard I'm not part of jackpots. I'm a separate entity No, just you just you Somebody should have been real estate somebody should have been real estate I Was it me sorry, it's me I'm sorry Of course was cheating Was that a one stroke My score just went down by one Garbage Fuck You gotta think it's only the total bars only 57 which is so low No, oh doesn't quite have Skilled I'm next level. Thank you Shades Thank you Hey, hey, tell me if you ain't cheating ain't trying Sorry eggs eggs was ferret and Just a tad lighter. It might have rolled right in here I'm not a gen eggs Just dragging my ass across the carpet on the carpet. I'm just dragging my ass dragging my ass on the carpet Scratches scratching my butthole Hey jackpot You have to you have to you have to rub my face you have to rub my face in the pace or I won't learn You have to rub my face It's too late for him just put him down His mouth don't even move look he's so sad It's this one we all sell Hey chin chatter son, that's wrong Nobody knows He's been going to doctors for years. They had no explanation Oh Scientist priest This is how I growl. That's just how I growl If there's even stuck in my throat, then you got some questions to answer pal. All right, I Mean Seaman just won't hate He said semen he said see you didn't have to explain himself. I mean Master said see you said that master said us Cut its end master next time next time you do Y'all should have did what I did That's what you should have done straight in like that Yeah, you should have It was a direct path You made a hole in one on the Amanda Amanda Somebody's blocking that home Shit Go ahead and represent your girlfriend like that's our girlfriend like that I Need to check need to check with the danger. Oh my god. Oh, I got a hold of one the last time Right, that's what I just said I don't I don't believe you But there was no rocks in the way I think you should go all the way This is where you need to you need to get in Someone's outside in a tornado you need to be sure what that's done. Oh, that's me You got the microphone inside your mouth One you gotta bounce it off the tree. You have to bounce it off the branch. It's going here. It's going up. It's going up What's this music Is that to root sandstorm So we were listening to at the club is that we are listening to the club jackpot your glow sticks Let's get it That's so tough. You're not so tough now. Darny. You're not so tough. Not such a big man How are you Darny? Why don't your mouth move Don't need to i'm telepathic a dog doesn't speak using its mouth this this It speaks telepathically Yeah, oh, that's right. They're telepathetic. There you go telepathetic telepathetic telepathetically Eggs is telepathetic Yeah, right beside you isn't that we're calling that moral comments for everybody else What Everyone gets us Doesn't he have a playstation or he was he was in the chance but he left Oh nice He's a hard lurker. I think he's sick of us. I think he's sick of us I think he's a lurker. I would be I don't blame him. I think fire. I think fire won't disappoint him so much that he just left He's he's gave up They broke everyone. They broke everyone. They just gave up on VR. VR is dead to him Five X except for gg7 Fire itself doesn't play a viewer anymore Yeah, the game's actually pretty epic and I don't even have it He hasn't been on your stream for a long time. He played among us that one time. He did he did Oh nice There's no hole in one though No, with that attitude not with that attitude I'll say what I like you gotta get it up there You don't get enough momentum up that little hill He he did it You can bounce it up the walls up. I'm the chosen one Although that was the easy more than jackpots. Don't don't don't drown yourself jackpot Don't do it. Don't stop If I hit that two hairs, oh he disappeared Any reappear He's talking to us There you go, perfect Well, thank you moose YouTube stats cheating stats Strats stony strats All right, you want to do for this one you want to be further away You want to be further away from the whole looks got that little hill so you need to build up a little bit more speed So that's why it's better to be further away from the hill Don't you don't you got somebody Oh my god, it's not again. Not again. Are you for real? Oh my god, oh my god Oh, yeah, of course What happened? Why is everyone saying? Oh, yeah, of course. No, no matter. It's not like I'm trying to win Oh, let me see a replay. Let me see. Oh, he's downstairs. He's downstairs. He went over Yeah, yeah, I don't care. I don't matter. He's lower class. He's lower class It's a matter Donny Yeah, that that should do Nothing's a matter Right there where I was Oh Nice job, nice job, not awful not awful Damn What did you do? Where'd your ball go? I don't see us. What happened? Why is jackpot upside down? I hit it and then transported itself over here. So Right, at least you're in control there, right? Perfect paired up, baby paired up Excuse me plus three, so Moses plus five jackpots four Amanda is three gison is in the lead zero Jackpot is plus four and donny's plus one and yes, he is sleeping like a draggler, I think and he's falling asleep He's gone Still I'm gonna shoot for uh, let's see how many hell do you get a lighter ball Donny? Oh, we still got We got 12 holes sweet. I'm gonna try to What the fuck over again by the time we leave Whose shot is this? Up here. All right. All right. No, don't complain to me Vote for fire one if you want to play fire one. You didn't have to join. Damn. Completed him. Completed him I did Tell Dan to expand his family some more Everyone spoke at the same time that didn't hear any of us Justin Bieber Justin Bieber's vote she counted is at least two at least two Or a negative one Tasteful thickness Shades shades, it's okay. You're entitled to vote for golf because this is your favorite thing to watch At least on this channel Is he in the chat? He was there. He apologized. He said the caca demon got him. Can I just get robbed again? Robbed a fucking game. It's not his fault He used to like exercise. He used to exercise his house Oh my goodness I'm talking to people he's like, oh, he's in that room talking to people again First reality If you're unhappy you're free to I was just bullshitting By all means I mean with the name with the name Feel free to leave and you too I get more flag on the channel than anybody Is that what that says? Donny gives a fuck Donny you won't get hurt so much if you didn't give so much before The name is inaccurate You cared too much. You cared that much Care so much. He named himself after how much he cares Why am I not on my shot limit? There we go I had to give a shield Look look look at my ball. It's on top of pumpkin's ball. Oh shit. Are we is this me? Mine's there. I see two pumpkins. I see two pumpkins. I think one of those guys since Did they change? Yes, it is Oh, what the fuck is going on? Why are they stacked on top of each other? It's too much graphics It's because they're because we've got Get on our level What's snowman in spanish? They're portals So what do I do? Yeah, they're portals You should know You don't have a word for snow There's no snow in Mexico There's no snow in Mexico Name for there's no nuclear weapons in ireland, but we know what we say nuclear weapons Oh What if you shoot it what if you shoot in one of these will it just bounce I'm the one behind you someone do it. That's a good line. That's a is that a line? No. No as well. Oh, nice But it's gonna set me up. It's gonna set me up if you just use the edge just right Oh and the other hole is gonna stop is it gonna stop it is no you don't want to get it none I'm really unless you do that There is a man on this thing's back Uh Brave are you giggling Is that what he calls white people No fat shame on me again, he's fat shame on me again That's fine After everything I've done for the latin ex-community, this is how you repay me Let's see had moved. I'm not saying thank you is my turn. No jackpot No, you're on the way. I can't see my balls looking at the wrong one now. Look at this jackpot the whole time It's like where is it? It's over here Oh When I sniffed him when I sniffed him he didn't smell like master so I knew something was wrong They're pleased they're very pleased I hear police sirens. Good shot. Good shot. Yeah And the kids Too bad so sad Remember save it for next time Check your notebook. Hey y'all notice this guy right here don't notice this guy right here too fast I I highlight him everybody ignored me. Everybody ignored me when I pointed those Secures hate you all Because you're a dog you're a dog. You know why this is the dogs You listen to This guy, oh, shit nice one must good spot sweet sweet sweet sweet No doubt He gives a fuck stop giving so much for a fuck donny. It's crazy. Is that is that what you call? All right guys. I'm giving me a chance You're being disingenuous. You're being disingenuous Donny goblins have a good feeling about this one jackpot Where is he? Where do you go donny wearing? Oh my god, you can get it. You can get it. You lie to me. No, you can't Fanny Don't go in the hole. There you go. Flaps flaps flaps flaps flaps Goblin Donny Goblin's Amanda's flaps The gobbler the gobbler The peach gobbler Is she listening is she here on this is he putting her on are you putting her in the headphones Amanda I think he's passed her the ox the ox cable. It's coming through the tv He's recordin us right now. That's what he's doing. He's recording us. He's recording us without a consent Lawsuit gonna be on your hands, buddy Whoa shades of gray mass are really enjoyed peach gobbler by the way What you got Does she cook you traditional mexican meals with all the jackpots or just give it to you Can I get the scraps can I get the scraps master please? I can feel myself I'll be under the table boys. Woof woof Wait for those scraps wait for those yeah scraps scraps Still plus three I can turn us around I can turn us around And you I'm in the race. I'm in the race unlike you you're what are you plus four Plus five now. You're plus five What and you jacked except to God you are That's most Plus four. I'm talking to the real jackpots plus five You're plus four. You got the wrong jackpot again. My club. My club is plus four What's that mouth was closed? Cheating it was open there, buddy. It was wide open Where'd it go and look at the mouth You your mic forgot to say right here Is that possible? Holy shit, is that possible when I get to really big your show No, it's not possible. It's not possible. It's possible. Yeah Damn, if you come back they're over here. What the hell is that nobody made it already? Chad Chad Chad What are we going to do with you Chad? I don't know Damn guys is going for the ramp Guys is going for the ramp shots. Someone's got to be in last place. Oh boy. Oh boy Oh boy What Pass it on pass it on He's going for the triple lindy and king's canyon His side winder gauche by himself All that build up skyson Get in that's it, baby Oh my god, this hole's in here. No, what happens? Where'd it go? Where'd it go? I wanted to go back here. Okay Where did it go? I don't mean where did it go? We go into these like holes in here that teleport them around In the dimension there's a dimension inside its mouth. Yeah, it's like teddy bear dimension within a dimension You embassy you're just so lucky that went in. No That's garbage The rest of your fucking shots I told you it was the dimension I hate this game so much Damn that is a war how's the water how is the water? I'm gonna smell like I'm gonna smell like wet dog. I'm gonna smell like wet dog I tried to I tried to the ramp and I made it in his mouth somehow what in this one Oh, shit, you did damn could have been worse Good layout What are you eating? Can you not chew some loudly, please? Disgusting I can hear your saliva being produced Somebody else has got the microphone inside their mouth Digest and I can hear the food digesting in their stomach Slowly going down the esophagus That's your own tummy. I'm the dog. I've told you this Respect my autonomy. How am I gonna get it out that hole if I was left handed. I think this would be easier Who's up? Who's up indeed? Is it muzz? No, it's gaysing. Oh, he's going for the jump again. He's going for the crazy shot again. He is Oh, no, he's thrown us away. He's thrown us away Oh, man, guys go for the crazy shot again. No, I missed it. I missed it now Oh Unheard of unheard of oh my god, what? Oh, look how close that was What is what the Oh They should have been in and fucking hit an invisible wall Invisible wall and cheating bitches. I just did There it is They're cheating bitches. Is that a wall? Is this a real thing? This thing here and they hit this corner clip this corner I don't I didn't I didn't I don't know what you hit. There's an angle here. There's a swaddle He hit the angle The kurt he hit the kurt Have you seen the new kurt angle memes going around? Have you seen the new kurt angle memes going around? Well, he's just like staring into the camera like a mad man Yeah, there you go. There you go. He just looks so fucking insane Hey And the captions are like Telling my schizophrenic uncle that the doctors are wrong and I can hear the voices as well The doctors the doctors are lying Yeah, that's not too bad Yeah Oh, yeah Can you go back in? Let me go to the side. No, he went to us. He went to us. Why didn't I see a ball go back down? Probably a replay pretty emotional replay He's all excited looking at leaves Who's trying to get the plain cards? Damn, there's a brass out here Maybe it's currency that look like oh, yeah, just carrots. You're right. It's carrots They're playing carrots with leaves This guy's in Got a face. This guy's got a second more Who is is that you are chewing jackpot? Is that you chewing? One of you one of your disgusting mouth sounds out of my ears Oh my god, that was good. That's a good one That was good That's fine, but it doesn't bother me when it's fake when it's fake, it's fine But when it's real disgusting Disgusting It was all skin. Who's taking the shot? All right, so it's definitely not me because I've been Yeah, somebody I don't think it was you don't think it was you Damn replay guys replay. He did it He did it on his first try. Oh Damn it was sake. Oh, that was when strike side the hole too. Nice Oh, look at that. He comes with the triple The triple decker. He did the triple decker Damn the triple indy. He did it. He pulled it off Where'd my ball go? Oh no No It went out too far It went out too far. I hit it too hard. I just want straightos. Why are you down here? Just want straightos You're playing still You're not supposed to be down here. You're not supposed to be down. I'm the head of the curve Yeah I'm streets ahead streets ahead pal That's annoying. No, that's really annoying down the road around the corner down the road and around the corner, buddy Your streets behind and which one of these is which one of these just breathe in Which one of you is breathing? All right, if I find out one of you is breathing If I find out one of you is breathing you're in trouble I Don't breathe because you take my breath away Nice, nice We can't even breathe Oh, is Valentine's Day early? Did Valentine's Day come early? It seems to have it seems to have We're not even allowed to breathe on stream anymore. This is dumb You get enough breathing done outside my streams Why'd you have to bring me here too? Just get it done get your face before and after It's fucking are you addicted? Are you a fucking addicted? You're fucking junkie Oh, nice one Donny Just another just another his Can't go fucking 30 seconds without taking another one Five percent nitrogen Nope, nope They're delay in the audio. I feel like you're applying to what I'm saying laser He's got that uh, I think there's a delay in yours, but I'm hearing everyone else in real time I'm not too much It's not If I knew someone just took a hit oh jackpot Damn, he knows he knows the accurate sounds because he's a fucking real junkie Can I leave and rejoin or I lose my spots? I feel like I need to refresh my my voice chat or something It's a delay. You can you can always come back Shit's my job I think your brain's working buddy Look at that What's the option button, how do I get out of here? You can't the game won't let you oh here. There's never mind never mind I'll eat You can't Quit anyway, it's better not lose my progress or I'll be real mad Privacy. Whoa. What the hell? Successfully joined. I see all of you. I hear everything you're saying. Can you hear me? Yes Delays gone the delays gone What would you say? Shut up shut your bitch hole up. Oh mother's holes. There's holes in the track Delay delay Echo echo echo Whose turn is it? Just hit your damn body He's too busy. He cares too much cold one Hit that whipped cream Show us how to do it Donny show us how it's done, but he's in he's in he's in It's practically as good as hitting the thing You blew it That guy he's in he's in hole in one. Oh nearly nearly robbed so close Too fast Oh Who's on that guys Hi bro, hi bro The sophistication is a joke. Oh my god. How did you miss? I still stay in it's like you were trying It's like you were trying the other way That was impossible. I'm gonna go right up the rainbow bridge. I'm gonna go off the fucking edge. I'm gonna off the edge The rainbow road. I know I'm gonna go off the edge. Everyone knows this. This is your handsomest form jack But I'm your handsomest form When he's out of the bike loop he's got himself did up got his nails did He's all done Oh shit Do you know what I said when I went to the bank today? I said I'd like to make a deep pause it There you go Everybody you're you're free to leave There you go. You're free to leave the stream out and the lady the lady the teller the bank teller You know what she said? You know what she said? You know what she said? She said she said that's very funny She says She's fine to learn but I could hear was I could hear the high frequency You've inspired me to get a hole in one. Uh, shit That's fine. That's fine. He came up with something better. He came up with something better. That's fine What do you mean why is that was a lie? It was a lie and it was a horrible lie You said oh something about you. Oh, that's funny. No, it was it Yes, but that was the setup that was just a setup. I was gonna say my finances earned a fucking game jessica Her name was jessica What the fuck she's wearing a fucking name tag. They wear name tags I can read I can read you're a taken man. I told I was eggs. I was eggs. That's how the joke works. Depause it You idiot It's the work of a human. It doesn't work if I'm human Pause a dog has pause Come on. It's good. It's good. See Jaipa, how's your batteries? Thankfully about a day Are you for real? Of course it is. Of course. I'm surprised. Why don't you ever charge us plug it into the wall? He doesn't have a bat. He doesn't have the extra battery 21% Shut that like what's that two minutes five minutes Straight off Don't grateful bitch Watch me and I wanted to play this that's what the vote went with That's how Kathleen does okay Kathleen we abide by Kathleen She's well aware what's going on special k Do you special k in america special k the serial? Yeah, the serial That's how your boy just died. Your boy just died doing special k. What? Who just died? Oh The fucking man Matthew Perry you do for friends. Yeah He's doing no, no no Matthew Matthew McConaughey is not dead Matthew Chandler Chandler You got it from friends? Yes, could there be any more water in my lungs? That was in poor taste. I'd like to apologize. I'd like to retract that statement that was too soon I'm going to hell. I am going to hell all the All the big friends fans are all unsubscribing as we speak You're such you're such a Monica. You're such a Monica must 80% of the times I forget that you're streaming and sometimes the weird touching tips I forgot we're streaming You're such a fucking stoner. It's unreal. You literally have a camera on your face. Yeah, you got a microphone in front of your mouth He's tripping he's tripping again Wow, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry about that shades that was in poor taste Feel free to make a joke about me dying when that time comes It's probably just gonna be from like My act is cleaned up my act is cleaned up. All right, it's a slow process It is a slow process All right, it took me 10 years to get this fast. It was going to take me another 10 years to go back to how I was How are you before were you a saline? I was as skinny as you were I was scrawny. That's how you describe. I was scrawny Nice Started to eat He's saying No, I stopped smoking I quit smoking and I replaced it with like eating junk food Damn smoking cigarettes smoking cigarettes. Yeah, cancer sticks. I used to smoke 20 a day I used to Benson and Hages Listen, I quit them. All right, I quit them too No, not too late, buddy You're just smoke some kind of cigarette yourself. What? Benson and Hages It's still smoke you idiot Benny Hages you have them in America. I'm pretty sure I mean they got jipped Hmm Benson and Hages Benson and Hages Probably some fucking off plan from Ireland Oh you fuck That's that's what brave did Let's see what you've got you crusty little sock. You're a lucky bouncer anyway Stink it come off your socks is unreal Your socks sand up by themselves Tiny Dust His foot is bleeding just from the the chaff and all day long the hered material of his Fuck Oh lucky He used to cut his socks off like the remove cast his shades as soon as shades who said that Yes, it was He's gone he's crying what he's crying He's gone his head said died or he ragequits He's crying Amanda's hugging him Soothing them Well, at least we have two other jackpots here, so we're still good Oh, he's back. Bezra. We've got Bezra ones. He didn't leave who gives a fuck about festive jackpots Nobody If only you gave a fuck donnie if only you gave a fuck Don't blow it decepticon Then didn't feel the rhythm you blew it tried to give you some rhythm. I needed more tech now. I needed more tech now I shut up. I didn't do a techno Off he's had an ecstasy his jar just going chewing the jar off himself Making that cracking noise when he moves the jar left and right All the liquid coming down his mouth Taking off his tough rubbing glitter rubbing glitter on his chest Goes to the urinal he's standing beside some other man at the urinal his piss comes out glowing in the dark What's going on here rolling heads Is this me? Oh, this is me. I thought I was already in. Yeah, is that a pair? Good job, boy. Good job. Good job, eggs Good job, boy Come to another hole in one good little guy. Oh Jack, let's go on again. Oh, no, he's eaten. He's eaten paella I'm not eating anymore and paella is not eating anymore and paella is not eating anymore and paella is not eating anymore Oh, there you are. There you are. That goes Oh, shit Taste fruit, guys. Two taste fruit. He's on minus four. It's gonna be hard to catch He's on a roll. He's on a roll Like these guys Oh Oh, man, he got lucky he got lucky What are you doing? Are you sucking some dude off? It looks like you're bending over like at penis level Every single job That explains the mouth noises that was the mouth noises we were hearing the whole time He was you were blowing it Ten-year-old benian age Ah Oh god It turns out he wasn't responsible for his crusty socks his shades of gray mass or somebody else He just catches the loads with the socks Oh god, that's donny. That's a donny ball. Is it donny? No, he's calculating he's calculating he's doing mathematics in his mind right now One, two, three, four, five, six, seven comments What are you talking about? I've read I was every comment as they came in And it's just shades of gray mass or he's the only one there Is that an Amanda giggle? Is that an Amanda giggle? Who was that? Who was that? Is that an Amanda giggle? That was Amanda again Then I don't know He's cuckin Amanda with another man Forcing her to wear the horns of cuckoldry He's in Dent channel, LSP is there. Hello, you doing LSP? It's nice to know you're still working. Amanda or just a man That's why he went with Amanda. She's got a man. She's got a man in her name. Come on, dance with me, guys Are you okay? Are you okay, Amanda? Is everything all right at home, babe? Oh, yeah, that's how it's done, Davey. That's how it's done It's hard to do with somebody else Yeah This game hates you guys Game hates you Even when I get the shot, I don't get the shot This is the baby's whole course ever. There's argument here. Microphone delay it again six holes left Can you hear me? Can you hear me now? Nobody answer I can hear you I can hear you say that I can hear you when you say that Is there even proximity chat in this game? No, it is not so don't worry where I stand. No, there's there's no proximity Get bogied Chad are we done here? We done with this hole? All right, we're done here. Oh Tron. We're going to Tron. Whoa, you're in video game level I'll delete it after this. What are we are we on a different course now? All right, this is a different course. It's going a different way. You're tripping Well, let's be you're not starting a new round, baby. Why are you lurking? Get your ass over here His cack-a-demons watching them. You can hang out in the game, LSB You're more than welcome LSB Do we make you feel unwelcome LSB? You can just start from where we're at Is it we can get to septicon to leave we can get to septicon to leave without make you happy Oh bad bounce in that corner He's I'm the only reason he shows up That's true once once jackpot. Yeah. Yeah. Once jackpot came he's gone Then he saw those multiple jackpots. He's like fuck this. He saw multiple jackpots Jackpot too much. There's too much. What the fuck is this? What's wrong with him now? What do you mean just hit us? Think of it like air hockey. It's like air hockey. All right All right, can you replay? They bounce off the sides. They bounce off the sides. Do you have to bounce? Just I'm about to hit on the side. Like these are you can bounce off the walls. You can bounce off the walls Make little noises Thanks, guys Shut your fucking mouth just die Anger, there's anger in that one. What the fuck is it? Don't worry about that Let the anger flow through you jackpot Damn, what's wrong with him? Who hurt you? Did a panda hurt you again? Will you be angry if you had to suck a man's penis while you're playing golf at the same time? Damn Is that what's going on? Wait for him to lean over again. Wait for him to lean over again Hear the noises I think it's happening. He's slanted. Look. He's slanted. He's at a slant. He's at a slant He's deep thrown. He's deep thrown. He's deep thrown right now It sounds it sounds like it's not circumcised from the noises Yes, so what? Wow Who's shot? Who's turned? What just happened? Did he take the shot? He's trying to go slide mouth. He's brushing his teeth with that thing. He's brushing his teeth with that weapon He's getting the molars. He's getting the molars at the back He's gonna have some pearly whites real soon Quiet on the green. Quiet on the green. Sorry Oh, oh nice. Wait is that nice? I didn't even notice that. I thought that was the hole. Oh, shit. And Bissell Replay, replay Donny It'll be a different shape. Remember the shape changes so that you won't see that in the replay So you won't know when exactly he hit us. This is how it's done. This is how it's done? This is how it's done. What? I don't understand Damn, he's good. I swear. Damn, he is good Look at the noises it makes Where is this? Warmonger out of nowhere Nobody was expecting this. Nobody expected this I don't see any options yet to do I'll choose boot them. I'll choose boot them. What's up? Oh, I left. You're the host now Has he finished yet jackpot Whose turn is it? Where is he? Warmonger, where are you? I don't know man. Press the trigger. Press the trigger on your controller. You tell the purpose. There you go We were in a porcupine He looks like Wendy Oh my god, Mark's not gonna play this You're a male Wendy. Nice attempt. Nice attempt. Yeah, right This is cool though, no doubt None of the other holes are gonna look like this so don't get used to this. Oh, yeah, this looks weird as hell Yeah Like we're under the map or something. This is the only hole even the air hockey kind of style is unique to this specific hole Normally your ball will look like a sphere See get it in there nice and deep. Oh, that looks good. That was really good He must have amused. He must have amused because he's finishing and say he's finishing I can hear the person who's about to finish and he's mouth. I can hear the breathing The heavy breathing heavy breathing. Yeah, someone's nearly somebody's about to climax somebody's about to climax No, no, no, we're in my land Rolling on the floor laughing Is that you Shades? Shades is indeed rolling on the floor masterband Yeah, who's the imposter? Warmonger. Oh Donnie Did Donnie Oh, look at this guy back at the beginning Back at the beginning Oh, oh, that was a great shot. Come back. Oh Where did my disc go? Almost Oh, it's here. So we've got two seven seven sevens in here. Okay And he's pet dog and his girlfriend There's more than that in here, buddy Oh, oh, shit All right, Chad's hidden behind the uh the scoreboard He has a dog called eggs as well. It's just in case you're wondering who eggs is All right, uh, his girlfriend is called Amanda. He wasn't but she want to know who Amanda is The ages of Jack. That was a good shot. That was good Where did I end up? I don't even see where my ball is Right by your penis Back where he's going home. He's going home No escape No, escape there. There's no escape. You're too very warm. Where did he go? He escaped He escaped. Oh, there he is. There he is. There's no escape There's no escape What do you think you're going? Ride ride on the ground Like the worm you are Listen Listen to what? I've been listening to some dude blow his load in your mouth for the last two hours. What has to be to listen to Pretty graphic to have on the screen, but you know, it gets the viewers Shades loves us. Shades loves us. All right Keep some keep some engaged. Your one viewer is just entertained as hell LSB loves it too. I think I think they got aroused by it to be honest Oh, shit Did I cyberbullying him too hard? Did I cyberbullying him way too hard? He's gone. I saw him looking at his hand. I saw him looking at his hand like this Yeah He's gone Plot twist on the dude's shades. Oh, damn. It was shades all along It was true Your turn, boss Jack, but I apologize if I went too far Please forgive me. Oh, it is and stop crying. He don't care. He's crying Why are you crying crack here? He's a man What you mean is a man? You're the one saying he's a child every single time He's a man Don't worry about he's a man. He's a manly man. He's a man. He can handle me, baby Jesus God damn it. Get an eagle down, baby Where am I? What did she say? Shut up, bitch. My quest died. That's a filthy lie and you know us Right after I burn you with this you quiz you rage quit. You're crying everything your quest to not die You told me you're 21 left like one hole ago I'm sure he'll get over it once he cleans the Track the new map of the roller coaster one. That's pretty fun No, I thought it was gonna be it's not that bad. It's not bad. It's not bad Apparently he's free. You get it's free. You don't get you don't get shit for free But if you don't have to pay everything the free stuff, that's cool Like a roller coaster game. I know I can't believe I like a roller coaster thing, but it was not bad Oh, the dinosaur one's pretty cool Jackpot's mustache is dripping Oh You'll think I'm an amphibian the way I thrive in the west How dare you scry he's put on the sunglasses to hide his tears It's dripping Skin on that edge Oh Well, what the fuck what the fuck am I I got teleported to another dimension nuts I'm under the map. I'm under the map I can see Donnie you're under the map. I can fly now Strange was there's Donnie. Donnie, what are you doing out here? I am back. That was strange. Oh, maybe I walked through a portal. That's probably what happened I wasn't paying attention. I was this baby hole again. You broke us for being a bitch Broke was what did I break? Now make sure make sure you hit this glowy thing and hit it hit it hard. Oh, yeah, do it'll multiply your discs Oh, I need it. Oh, I don't know what happened, but I like it I'll make the closest one get me out of here Mayor on the wall Who is the prettiest of them all? Just miss. Nope. No one saw that last one Where does this go me? Oh up here. Why it's me. What do you mean? Yep Into a tiny little ball Okay Somebody is playing in the treadmill. Yes. I know I don't know who's doing best I told I keep saying somebody's got the microphone in the mouth. All right. It's not me Is it my turn? Who's turning? I see pumpkins Barbie Gison or me. I'm gonna have those two balls Yeah, yeah, there's his ball his big ball. It's coming. Holy shit This is crazy looking and it's gonna come out here as a tiny little ball. Well, I thought it's supposed to be a big ball here, too Did met it a tiny ball here? No, just Did he bounce it in can I see your replay Donny? Okay, he did bounce us. Okay. Thank you Donny. I appreciate that There he goes He goes again Damn a little multi user pops out the giant pumpkin Shade says I like those multiplayer multiplayer orbs. I hope they do more power-up style things in future courses Yeah, they don't get creative enough with a lot of these dlc courses. This one was good. This one is probably the best Damn, why did your ball get over there? Yeah cheating Because it's because it's a canadian ball. It showed mercy. They all spawned in the same location. Oh my god My controller isn't All the uh, all the questies are dropping like flies Did I charge my psv or two controller? Well, let's see Brave is on a psv or two brave doesn't touch that. He didn't touch that filthy quest No, because it rolls down here is a big ball like that doesn't change that's just a track So it has to come out the same way. Whoa easy there. Yeah. Come on. Yeah, all right. Yeah I'm just gonna back out and charge my controller for a minute I'll use your left one I try to be honest is my right one's too low to even turn it turn the other one on Zara Oh, no, okay I guess we have to talk to each other. We're on the on hole 12. Are you kidding? What 13? It's 13. It's 13 Amanda is disconnected. We're on hole 13. We need to get to 18. Is this me or is this Geisen? That's just Geisen. I've already gone through Good good good Geisen Where's my chair? Let's sit down while we're waiting for him. He's sitting down getting old Them dogs need a rest It goes that big pumpkin Look at her go. There goes that little pumpkin. The back's been shitty for many years Everyone has a shitty back here apparently tiny marble. What is that? There you go rabbit poop little rabbit apparently I'm the only one that it starts hurting when I'm standing up still for a while What's on your ball? Is that dinosaur a little T-Rex? I'm fine if I'm walking around but when I'm standing still It's when I'm standing still it's when my back starts hurting And he's in get in the hole. There's another marijuana leaf What's your battery as what's your battery percentage? What is your battery percentage? Don't talk to me about tiny holes. All right, you pervert. Can't you check us? There's no option to check us? Why? It's already happening. It's already happening. It's already happening. I've made you aware of it now. I've made you aware of it So now it's already ruined. So you might as well look No, no, I'm not even no, I don't even think I'm not even that's how it works Full battery Donnie, I don't know if you you're on mute. We can't hear what you're saying Donnie if you're speaking I think he wants you to move out of the way more longer. Oh, I'm sorry. I just okay Let's go. How do you go up? Uh, you got a whole stick pointed up hold your hand up like your superman and then hold the ford Oh, okay, you can fly Yeah, put in a look Check out the map you slam into the ground you land in your face again When you when you want to come back to the ground just pull your trigger and then you'll snap you back down to where your ball is Oh, okay Yo, this is honey badger just back from Germany got to see how big poppy's doing go back in Germany again Damn, it's getting serious honey badger Feeling gotta gotta put a ring on us if you know what i'm saying But you're welcome. How was Germany? This is the tiny hole Das was gotcha the tea used Deutschland yeah Damn It's you guys and isn't it's your marble guys in it's gaisin You're the he's the one he's the one who's been breathing you've been breathing Back that was a cute run to the surprise It was grace the handbrake of the care sees was away. So when I got back that was a con to a surprised Damn, is it freezing? What's what carers caused your handbrake to seize? But it doesn't and how did you sort us? Oh, I just pulled out my big wrench And adjusted the nuts Look at this tiny little hole That tlh That tiny that little that hole Okay, that was handy Oh nice By the way, that time you're talking about Johnny was asking, you know, why doesn't he have production value or why doesn't he use the capture card? Then I realized he was talking about the among us stream where I stream like this Because the audio doesn't get picked up for some reason and this one now as well They've changed the audio in the last update. So now I have to stream using the ps5 Instead because the capture card won't pick it up and it's a bitch. So yeah, Johnny was right. So I wasn't using it that time Anyway mystery solved When do I When do I get to meet this mystery lady? cousin Badger When you bring it over for dinner. Has she been tired? That's left-handed too Freak freak Is this how you got your new one? Is this how you got the woman you're with now? You stole her from your cousin? No No, I had not Oh Oh, she's coming for Christmas She's coming for Christmas, but listen if she can't resist me. That's that's her business. All right It's not my fault keep her away Some ladies Some ladies like the teddy bears if you know what I'm saying Stop stop. Everybody knows what you're ever saying the one they want something to They want to hang on to something. Oh my god, you're animals. You are animals. No women for Cousin Daniel. Don't need them. Don't want them. Don't need them. Wish I was gay. You don't have to wish. Yeah, you can do it. Not for free. Not for free, pal. Just do it. Just do it. If you're good at something, just don't do it for free. Or something. These holes in the rice. Indeed. Give them another dad. Give them another dad. Another dad. Two dads. Give them another dad. Give them another dad. Two dads. I got you another dad for Christmas. Two dads hugging on thecouch.com. My two dads. You ever see that show? My two dads? No, I haven't seen that show. What website's that on? Which website is that? It's an old 90s show. It's an old 90s show. My two dads. Two girls, one cup. Two dads. I mean, you can't. That's what you're into. I mean, you can look at them. That just sounds like that. Any of them? Can you hear me, Moz? Moz, I command you to hear me. I can hear you, but you in Decepticon, it was a quiet thing. Somebody just started laughing for no reason. I was like, what the hell? Oh, yeah, he takes a long time to register my jokes. Because that's me. Yeah, because I gotta wait for him to laugh before I can laugh. I think it's Gison giggling above you, Moz. That is straight line and everything. A straight line. It was a small ball, all right? So I thought the power would be less. You know, I thought the physics would mean you wouldn't have to hit his hair because it shrunk. Completely boy. Just like my two dads. Just like my two dads. You need lessons in quantum physics. My two dads. God damn us. God damn us. If it's a smaller object, you should require less force. Damn. I didn't see the newest one. I didn't see the newest dad, man. The first one. The first one they explained all of this. You should know. You should know. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, yeah. Twin number one, twin number two. This is your dad number two. I need to find someone who looks as close to me as possible. That would be a letter to you. Yes, it would. Yes, it would. You're terribly confused. Pay someone who looks to look just like, act like me, dress like me. He's a streamer. He streams PS4 or two. He's your other dad. He streams, but he streams all quests. Nothing but quest three. I don't know. Evil twin. Just set up a green screen and be my own boyfriend, but no, in real life. It's not going to work in real life. This is Dave. Your other dad, Dave. Could be Italian, Daniello. Damn, whose ball is that little Canadian ball? Finally. Oh, baby dinosaur. I can finally move on to hole 14. Holy hell, this looks interesting. Straight up. Oh, this is easy. You have to go straight up the shop. It is easy. Nice and slow and easy right at the shop. Whoever doesn't get the hole in one of this has got the most microscopic little penis. Damn, look at this, though. I'm going to get it in that sec. This is going to be awesome. That's why you got to make sure you do it first time. Or don't bother. Don't bother showing up. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Squack it as hard as you can. This is going to go straight. This is going to go straight. Who's on discord? Who's on discord? Who's on discord? Who's getting messages on discord? Yes, so fast. What? What? You are fast. I'm really slow. Like, my guy's like this. Oh, this must be a satin in your... Is it the speed? Yeah, change your settings. Oh, change the speed. Well, you can change the speed in the options. Oh, no. Oh, look at him. Look at him. Oh, he knows. All right, that could be worse. All right, guys. And show them how it's done, guys. I missed it. I missed it. Micropeen. Everyone knew I was going to miss it. Let's be honest. Hey, why do you get a wristband? Yeah, he's using the official... He's using the official extension that you put the sense controller into. Or an actual club? Yeah. Oh, no. I should miss it, too. There's a small penis. Two small penises hanging out together in the hot tub. It's not that small. And get a big one. Oh, get that. Get there. Oh, oh. No. Oh, I got this. I'm on Amanda. I need Amanda. Hug and kiss. Shut up. Shut up. Show us how big a penis is, Amanda. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Better off without him. Oh, oh, oh, he's in the wrong. Oh! Oh! I'm leaving you was the best thing that ever happened to you. Best thing that ever happened to you. That should have been in. I only see that now. Is there a delay? Are you seeing a delay? You only saw that now? I don't know. Maybe you're ahead of us, Muzz. Muzz is in the future. Just leave and come back, Muzz. It sounds like you haven't problems. Maybe the rest of us. We can see it before us. I'm seeing it before you guys are reacting to it. What's the deuce this game? The runes. Oh, darling, go. Ghost of Christmas. Yeah, let's never play it again. Ghost of Christmas. The future is here. Who's Scrooge? Just get even the fucking orb. Gison Scrooge. Oh, nope. Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh! Ah! Nearly came good. All right. It's tough. No, it's at the orvia. It's on a very pointy nickel. It's on a pointy nickel. It's not one here. That sounds dumb, baby. That sounds dumb. That sounds dumb. You fucking bitch! You fucking bitch! What a fucking cunt. What a cunt. Unbelievable. How did you get one in there? Look at this. Look at this. Bullshit. You didn't get one. You didn't get one in there. Not one, eggs. Not one. I still hit the thing. I still hit the thing. That means I have a big penis. What good did it do? What good did it do? What good did it do? Well, I'm set up. I'm still set up nicely. I can go at the back here and down here. All right. Not one where you want it exactly, Shedz. The game was rigged, of course. Except he got hit at two and he didn't get one in. Of course. I did it. That wasn't intentional. Nope. I can't. I can't get. I can't. I wouldn't do that. Fuck up. Oh, I want to do this. Do it. Do it. Oh, nice. Nice. Damn. He's smooth. Smooth operator. So should I hit the ball or try to loop it around? I don't know. Don't try and hit the ball. Try and get up up here at the back. Hit the ball as hard as possible. I think that's the coolest way. No, do not. So we're going to go that direction. Yeah. It has not worked for me two times in a row. This is going to be hard, though. Let's see. Oh, you fucking assholes. Oh, no. That was hard to live. Oh boy. That's all I am going for the ball next round. Oh, the hell am I going to do this? Wendy. Yeah. Wendy's nuts. This is a clever, cleverly made little map here. I'm liking this. Amanda's in. Amanda's in. Amanda hug and kiss. Oh, what if I go in this while I split in the butt? Whoa. 20 jackpots get created. Damn. It was already. This explains like this is where we come from. This is where you come from. Jackpot went into the orb and you were all crazy. As the lord. It all makes sense. It all makes sense. This copy steps in and it copies more. You try to bank it. Oh, no, I'm going in. Donny, Donny, Donny, Donny. Oh, that's nice. That's nice. Nice. You're done. Nice. Oh, no. No, no, no, not nice. Not nice. Oh. Rage against the machine, Donny. See, I think it's like I'm seeing everything. It's done. Oh, nice. There it is. Oh, it's done. Try not to come challenge. Try not to come challenge. Try not to come. Decepticon reacted to it a good like five seconds after. Oh, my God. He's delayed. He's delayed. He's in the block. He let's just go around the block. I just went around the block. Thank you. Thank you very much. It was a certain tasteful take-ness to that one, Shed. Yep. Just jump into the orb. Oh, no. Tear me a sundry. Excuse me. I was absorbed in thought. Oh, you fell. Oh, that did not count. It's my turn. Yes. Amazing. No. In it. You can't, unfortunately. Gaisen. No more again. It does count, unfortunately. I need to catch Gaisen something. I'm trying to get in position here. So should I hit the ball or go around? If I hit the ball, the little ball's going to shoot balls everywhere. I'm going to just still do it just in case that I can get one that bounces that way. I guess that's my only chance. The ball frame is cooler. I like it. Matters anyway. All right. The ball thing is cooler. I agree. It will not go anywhere near the hole. Hey, one more. There's an option to hit the button and that enables your club. And that's usually how you do it. They're not fucked up. Well, you might have to figure that one out. Okay. It's a ball. Enable the club or something in the settings. Okay. Donnie Wahlberg. Donnie, he's considering us. He's thinking about us. He's weighing up his options. At the end of the day, he's just going to hit the ball with his stick. Don't make this last longer than it needs to be, Donnie. He's got that math meme in his head. We're indoors. We're indoors. The textures of making sure that our rubber and they're made out of metal. On the angle, the spare angle over here. Hanging on all the different textures, licking them, checking them out. What for humidity? Donnie, I'm going to reach you to hit the ball now, Donnie. Donnie busts out the protractor. This is shades. Spare level. Got that spare level. That works. He earned us. He earned us. He worked hard. We saw that a long time ago. Oh, he's in. He's in. Not quite a birdie, Don. Not a birdie. Not a birdie. Par. Congratulations. You gained nothing. You gained nothing. Oh my god. No, he's just edgy in you guys. He edged us to completion. He finished us. He completed us. All I want to do is do it, do it, do it. Swear to God. Go around the back door. Go around the back. Yeah, go around the back door. It's a wider gap to get in. Double bogs. Double bogs. Go for the ball. Do not listen. Do not listen to him. You might need to bank it off, though. From there, I would just hit it here. Like hit it this way on an angle really hard and you might get lucky and bounce this way. Isn't this a shit game, Warmonger? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. It's harder than it looks. I'm going to hit this one. It wasn't worse. Oh, man. Whatever. All right. Stroke limit. Stroke limit. Just so you know, if you're in discord, you have the ability to not vote for this and vote for another game. Just so you know. I'm enjoying it. I just don't know how to play it. It's the second time I've ever done this. I haven't come to it. I haven't come to it. I haven't come to you. See, you can't go work here. I might. I'm going to get it. It's fucking long. You're in a quarry, so I'll work here, must. No. I hope they can make a full golf game like this. This will be really fun. Fun game. Isn't it warm? We can ride around in golf carts and shit. That'd be really fun. All right, that'd be cool. No, it isn't. No, it isn't. It can be done because the first PSVR had a pretty cool driving range. It was fun. Oh, what was that? What just happened? Don't worry about us. Don't worry about us. Beautiful. That was nice. That was nice. Shades is, I gotta head out. I was going to enjoy the VOD. Have a good one. Shades, thanks for keeping me company. I appreciate it. And LSB, thanks for still lurking. Timothy Leary, come on now. I'm going to guess he's talking about something really good. I don't know where that is. I don't know where that is. Watch the reflections on the ground. So you can see where they are. Reflections on the ground. Oh, Timothy Leary. Light sources. Best accident of all times. Now. That'd be in the next intro. Hey, don't say that. Now. Now. Now. Time for the beautiful sound of the Midwestern yak. Yak. Oh, I bet he's quating. He's quating. He's quating. He's not lost track. Yak. Oh, what happened? Oh, he didn't push the trigger. He faked us out. He faked us out. Now. Take a fake. Now. Now. Perfect time. Now. Yes. Oh. Yes. Master plan. Oh, we got it. Oh, no. I'm going to catch you, Geisen. I'm going to catch you, Geisen. Don't let him do it, Geisen. Don't let him. Oh, no. Plank that spring, baby. Plank that spring. Sprink it up. I'm not plinking the spring. Give me some springs on my donut. You know what I'm saying, girl? You know what I'm saying? My ice cream cone. Is that what you tell them? Some springs. Sprink it up. I say, spring that up, baby. And it's always an old man. It's a 60-year-old man. Sprink it up, baby. Sprink it up. You afraid you're going to run out or something? You afraid you're going to run out or something? There's no springs on there. Oh, yeah. All the colors. All the colors. I want to, I just want sprinkles. I don't even want to do sprinkles. I'll sprinkle you. We've got a spring through shortage. We've got a spring shortage or something. Get some more on there. Get some more on there. Oh, get that on me. Just sprinkle it on me. I don't want to be recognizable anymore. Oh. Oh. Brutal. Brutal. I was fooled by nows. I was fooled by nows. Now. Now, Muzz, trust me. Now. Trust me, Muzz. Do it, Muzz. Now. Then. Do it, Ben. You fooled me. They got me, Muzz. Don't let them get you, too. Do it in two seconds. Now. Now. Now's the time. What was that? You won't trust me. All right, Ben. Now was the time. Oh. Oh. Nice. Not bad. Mine's closer. Mine's closer. Yeah, mine got me. Mine's closer. Mine's better. Mine's closer. All right. Now. No, no, no. I need this. Come on. Now. Now I gotta have this. Now. Now was the time. Now was the time. Now was the time. You're. Plus 29. You're never going to be better. Plus 29. Yeah, you're not. Get there. All right. I'll take that. That's worse. Better than one of y'all. Got a good line. You got a good line. I need to get a shorter clock, too. This is not helping. What do you mean better than one? Every other. Yeah. So what do you need more? You need to get a shorter clock. You can't miss this pumpkin. I think so. You can. I feel it. Yeah. This is your one shot to catch them. I can't do the length, depending on how tall you are. Your one shot to catch them. Don't blow it. I won't. And I don't, baby. Yeah, you did it. Oh, yeah. Birdie it up, baby. And the minus, minus one. I'm coming for your dinner, Geisen. Now. Minus the one. Now. Now. Now. I want your dinner. What's Geisen at? I want your pants. I want your shoes. Oh, speaking of minus one, Godzilla. Dude, you're acting great, Godzilla. He's watching that Godzilla minus one. Oh. I've heard good things about that movie. That's a good movie. It'll be the first one since 1935. That's been a good Godzilla movie. I'm like, I'm a Godzilla nerd. So I've seen all the Godzilla's. And it's up to the top three. Okay. Is it Japanese or what? Yeah, it's only subtitles. So it's going to be a little tricky for you to follow along. I mean, you'll like that. You'll like the action. I'll wait for the Hollywood remake. I'll wait for that Hollywood remake with Matthew Broderick. I'll just watch that again on Blu-ray. Oh, Godzilla 2000 something? Yeah, you guys will be getting that like next year, right? Who's up down here? Do you want to know a true story? Do you want to know a crazy true story about Matthew Broderick? He came to Ireland and he ran over a woman and he killed her. And he got away with us. Oh, yeah. I remember that. Oh, I remember that story. Yeah, Matthew Broderick killed a woman in Ireland. How long ago was that? It was like in the Aces or something. It was after Ferris Bueller. So he was famous for that. What the hell? Oh, yeah. He doesn't bring it up all the time. He might have killed two women. No kidding. No kidding. He doesn't bring that up. He's a murderer. Hi, I'm Matthew Broderick. The guy that murdered someone. Because he's famous, he got away with us. He got away with the scot-free. Yeah. Yep. It's crazy. I'll never look at him the same again. Good. It's a piece. She's a piece of shit. Piece of trash. How do you, how does he live with himself? How does he live with himself? Oh, that was a good shot. Very free, apparently. Very free. Yeah. That's how he was. Sarah Jessica Parker. That's his punishment. You can, you can be a free man, but live with this horse. Basically, that's your life. Oh, damn, must, oh. Must went there. South Park style. Damn. Oh, she's really sexy. South Park, you're definitely on a delay. You're definitely on a delay. I think he was, yeah, I know. South Park used to, South Park used to. Oh, whoa. Like 10 seconds after this one says. Terrible. What's wrong with you? Wait, let me try something. Decepticon, you're a piece of shit. Wait for it. Wait for it. He just said, focus, focus. He showed you this build. There it is. There it is. Decepticon, you're delayed by like five seconds. Oh, he said shut your mouth. Did Jimmy say shut your mouth? He doesn't understand. He doesn't understand. You're laughing at everything, like 10 seconds after the fact, Decepticon. Maybe he's playing the long con game. Maybe he actually hears everything. It's all an act. It's all an act. It's all an act. He reacts. He reacts 10 seconds after everything to make a reason. Oh, isn't this this weird sheep hole? What's the game here? Maybe. What's the game here? You're not that clever. You're not that clever. You couldn't keep that shit up this long. I'm not sure what's going on here, but I have to try something. Which one's the real hole? Which one's the real hole? Oh, you fucking cunt. Oh, you failed. Absolute bitch. Why do I have to go first? Does it matter which one you go for? Not this one. Which one are you going to go for? No one knows. Yeah, I haven't had a big idea of this one. No one knows we've had a guy there. No one played this before? I thought you guys played this like every day. Donnie knows. Probably. And the hardest one is probably the best one. Tell me, which one? Does it matter? I don't think it matters. I don't think it matters. Donnie, whatever one you want. Whatever one you want. He stopped playing the games beforehand when he kept getting caught. All right, all right. So, all right. Pick a hole. Pick a hole, boys. Get busted, Donnie. Pick a hole, any hole. Yeah, I'm sure this is the hole. Yeah. You got to go for each hole. One at a time? One at a time? Yeah. No, get one. Just get one in. Get busted. And it goes straight up here. Oh, Donnie, you're definitely on a delay as well. You're like a 20 second delay on your fucking thing. I said that 20 seconds ago. Maybe you're supposed to shoot it into this warp thing right here, possibly. Yeah, do that. There's a warp. What is the warp thing, dude? I think it's really nice hole. They've ruined this game with these audio issues. Yeah, the secret is not to do this. Oh, you got to catch the sheep. What in the absolute hell just happened? You got to round them all up. What? So, those are sheep. The holes are sheep. Just pretend the holes are sheep. You get your ball near them and you round them up. Like an easy course. Oh, what the hell is wrong with this game? Oh, no, no, no. Not easy, is it, Amanda? Hmm? Is it funny now? Is it funny now? Amanda! Hey, Decepticon, if you were a sheep, would you fuck another sheep? He's going to wait 10 seconds for him to reply to those, all right? What is your malfunction, little buddy? That's Donny. Donny? You got to wait 20 seconds for Donny to hear that now. That doesn't count as close enough? It's a delayed chain letter. A delayed chain letter. Whose turn is it? Donny. He's not going to know for another 20 seconds. He's calculating. He's calculating. He's got the tape measure out. What's he on? A meta quest one? What's he on? What's he on? That's a cheap question. Cheap question, wondering. Oh, shit. Decepticons on quest? I want a Donny's probably on PS4 or two, though. So, that doesn't make sense. The question is, do you have to go to the hole and make it run away before you get to the last one or can you just go to the last one? Just get all three. Get all three and it's done. I think you do. It's just being weird. You got to get... Yeah, that's the answer I figured out here. They go by all three. Please take the shots. Please take the shots. Please, please, Donny. Please, Donny. I'm a sheep. Two more holes, Donny. Come on. We're getting to the end here. Just tap it in. Just tap it in. Tap it in, tap it in. Tap the door. Let's do like the crews, though. And this would be like, shoot. That's a good shot. That's a great shot. You did it. Good job, Donny. Good job. That was a really good shot. The taste will take this. Work class, work class. All right, Decepticon. Hey, congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations. Oh, that's also a work class. You did it. Pow. Congratulations. He's up. What do you mean? What do you mean? Congratulations. There you go, guys. Always got to go back down again. That's bad luck. That's bad luck. That is bad luck. I guess so. That looked like the great shot because then you can go way back over here. That's not bad. I've got some sheepage. All right. Okay. There's some sheep in here. So now I go for this one. Yeah. Man, it's one of you dying. I'm okay. Oh, he's around your back. This is weird. That's right. Oh, nice. Okay. Okay. Look, the last one's going to be tricky. It's a dangerous one. It don't matter what it is. The danger is real. I don't think it does. Oh, is it coming back down? No. Nope. It stays up. It stays up. Nope. Nope. Nope. Okay. The clouds were sheep last time. Now they aren't. What a Jeff. What's the significance of this? There's no significance. What is, what's the significance? I don't know. I don't know. Oh, yeah. This third one, that's going to be tough. You're going to need skills. We'll get up there. Oh, no. Donnie hit the ball. Donnie, please. Oh, no. Donnie, please hit the ball. Donnie, please hit the ball. Please, Donnie. Donnie, Donnie. Just hit the ball, Donnie, please. Just hit this, please. Come on, man. Come on, man. Just hit the ball, man, please. Please, Donnie, please. I almost got the hit. Up to the ball. It was up to the ball and hit it. He's checking his watch. What was that ball and just hit it? Why are you just hitting the ball? Why are you just falling out of the ball and hit it? Oh, my God. So close to the TV. Check it again, Donnie. Check it again. Donnie, please. Come on, man. Donnie, just hit the ball, Donnie. Donnie. Good job, Donnie. Good job, Donnie. It's good. Thank God. Hit it too hard. Go for the middle. I'm thinking I should. I was looking at that. That's a tough shot. It's dangerous. That's very dangerous. Don't do us. Don't do us. Okay, what happened? What do you know? If you might be over here. I got no. Just do it. Just do it. I got no angles. Just do it. You're a plus 29. Just do it. Come on, just do it. Do whatever you want. Go for up here. Go for up here. Yeah, let's do the lose. It can't be done. I can lose more. You're a plus 29. You can do some more. Just do it. Just do it. Oh, no! You're up in my defense. Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! It says that if you enter into the middle of the game on triple bogey, every one's up. Oh, no. Yeah, that was... I almost feel sorry for you. Bet it. All right. Bet it. Bad eggs. Bad eggs. Bad eggs and bakey. Bad eggs. Whoa. Good shot. Great shot. Okay, good enough. Good enough. That's how you do it. That's the play. That's the play. Well, this is part five. Got to be. Yep. Yeah. Jackpot probably gets crazy. That's probably your fucking dog. Is it me? Or does he leave every time we play? Every time. I feel like he leaves literally every time. Every single time. It's always his head. Always his head. One hundred percent. Always his head. No, my dog. It's my right head. He's losing. He's always losing. Damn. Is that what it is? We figured it out. Those clouds look like turds. Those clouds look like turds. Yeah. Well, it has to run on a quest. Keep that in mind. It has to run on a quest. The clouds have to look like this. Eggs. Eggs just put all over everything here. Eggs, eggs just put all over everything. Three dollars for this. Are they real? It's true. Are they real? What? Where do you go down here? Don't fear. See? Tell them, eggs. Tell them. Delay. Look at Delay's reaction in Britain. What is wrong with him? It's wrong, Rue. It's Rue. It's wrong, Rue. Oh my God. Where is Donny? Where is Donny? I mean, if you come straight down, you're going to see him. Donny. Donny just hit the goddamn ball. Just hit the goddamn ball, Donny. Oh my God. Donny just hit the trigger. That's a man's a shot. It's one more show. Don't put me there. I'm trying to find the God mode, but you're the one. What do you mean? Why can't? There's no God mode. Don't talk to us. Don't talk to us. Don't talk to us. Well, push the button. Look where it takes you. It takes you to home. Oh my God. Okay. I believe you. I believe you. But just hit the ball. Push the button. Donny. Donny just hit the fucking ball, Donny. I don't have that one. I don't care. Just hit the ball. I just, there's no God mode. I'm going to give you cross either. What time is this? This is three hours. Are we three hours in? I think we're three hours in. Three hours. One of those hours is Donny. One of those hours is Donny. 100%. Y'all have fucking money on this game or something? What's happening here? Donny does. Donny's got something on this game. He's got like some side bets going on Discord about. Oh that was a good shot. That was a good shot. That was a good shot. Fuckload of money on it. Oh, nice. Oh, come down. Oh, no. Punishment for your arrogance, Donny. Oh, no! No! No! We have to wait again, you're right. Oh, no. Oh, don't stare at it. Check it out, Decepticon. Check it out, Decepticon. Make sure you get the angles right. Goodbye. Goodbye. Oh, no! No! You're down here. Oh, no! Why are we bad? This is your fault, eggs. Bad eggs. Bad eggs. Somebody fed me chocolate. Oh, nice. You know jackpot. Beat that poor eggs. Alright. It's because Amanda beats him and he takes it out in the dog. It's a vicious cycle. Poor dog. In the dog malls, Amanda. It's what it goes on. It's a chain. A chain. Please stay out the fucking cage. Oh, no! A circle of life. The circle of life. The snake, the snake consumes its own tail. Oh, no! What's wrong? I'm sorry. And a chat. Amanda smacks jackpot. Jackpot smacks the dog. The dog then bites Amanda and then it just keeps happening. Congratulations. Congratulations. I don't know about that. A question, everything after that. You did it. You did it. You just have to get near us. You just have to get near us. It's not a real hole. It's a sheep. It's just a sheep that looks like a hole. Oh, yeah. But I went in close. That's why he makes sheep noises. Close enough? Yeah, it was. He's got my gear. I don't think that. Yay! Oh, no. Is that Tani's ball? Oh, no. Yeah. Let me sit down. Where's my chair? That's a better angle now. I'm going to quiz. I'm just going to quiz. I'm just going to turn off the game. Nice big view. There he goes. Thank you, Tani. Go up here to set the timer. Don't listen to them. Don't listen to them. End it fast. End it fast. That was right. You got to, man. He doesn't have the ability. He's still got the hole. Look at that. He's delayed like fuck. See, look at that. I got the hole. I got the hole. He's living in the past. He's living in the past. This is not as easy as it looks. What's happening? Oh, you piece of shit! Yeah. Stop, stop, stop. That's a better angle. Mars, help me, boost me to the future. Mars, boost me to the future, help me. Just leave and return. Leave and come back. Oh, thank God. Oh, great shot. And you're set up good here. You want to be right here. The answer is no. I'm going to see how you do this. Because I could not do this. And you did this. That was actually a good shot. Just leave and come back. Just leave and come back. He's committed. This does nothing right here. This thing does nothing. This thing does nothing. That's the next hole. The next hole. Oh! What's he doing? I don't know what he was doing. I believe in this way. And that way. I was trying to hit here. I don't understand where you're supposed to go. I just need to get it up that hill. This is harder. I've got to get a high up the hill. What are you supposed to do? There we go, there we go, there we go. I'll take that. I have to be braver. That's how it's done, baby. That's how it's done. Bogy, baby. That's how you do this. That wasn't close. That was further away than mine was. I think as long as you get it on the green it counts. Good shot, good shot. He did it. He's gone. How much time does that give you? How much time does that give you before it sucks you out? Now we wait five seconds for the reply. I don't know. Wait. Three minutes ago. I said that three minutes ago. The quest has surrendered the audio process. Ahh. It's time to smoke right now. It's overloading. It sounds like he has a motor shot to his head right now. Oh, finally. That's nice. That was a nice shot. We got two more holes. Let's get out of here very quick. Get the holes done. What am I supposed to do? I don't even care. Get it in this hole over here, this thing. I don't know. You have to open the bells. Remember, open the bells to do the thing. What the hell are you talking about? There's only one flag though. So I don't know. Do you hit these guys? The make flags? There's different holes. I honestly don't give a shit. The creatures. Rip it in the middle. Rip it in the middle. Am I supposed to go for that hole? No, I don't think so. That's too easy. But I think you're supposed to hit these guys. What guys? These guys? So in the easy version, if you hit them, it would open up the hole that they were. And that would reveal the hole. Just hit the ball. Just hit the ball. What the hell am I doing? I'm going to shoot for that hole and see what happens. I'm glad you're going first. We have no idea what's going on. Just hit the ball. I didn't know anything. You don't know anything. I bet you can activate the other holes by hitting the plants that look like bells. I can see that. It's a trick shot. Something wacky. Oh, shit. What's happening here? Dyson. Dyson's going for the trick shot. He's doing it, guys. Is there a hole here? A dead man's pass? He's doing a dead man's pass. Oh! He missed a dead man's pass. I like it. I'm down 30 strokes. Why didn't you tell me about that, Dyson? I would have tried that for sure. Dang it. What about to the right? Can you maybe hop that? Well, there's like an incline here. Maybe you can go up here and off this little part here. Yeah. I like it. Do a little chippy. Do a chip shot. A chippy chip? I'll show you a little chubby. Do my chippy. Hey, what's the word on Phasmophobia? That building burned out again? Or what happened? They don't know. I can't wait for that one. I'm a chicken shit, too. Nobody knows when that's coming. That one's going to be great. It's cancelled. Pumpkins isn't too interested in that one, so he doesn't talk about it much. I don't care about it. I don't care anymore. Definitely delayed. Oh, what the shit? Okay, what happens? Oh, it came out the blue guy. Yeah, blue guy. For the holes, then. Like I said, Muzz. Thanks for the knowledge. Do I go crazy? I would have just got that info as far as Decepticon. What about straight here? Because it's a little bit of a ramp right here. Yeah, it was. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Gotta get a little air under. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Where does that go? Oh, my God. I just want to start again. Let me start that again. Let me start again. I just wanted to be two centimeters closer. I just wanted to be two centimeters closer before I started this. How do you hit the replay button? That's cool. The top right button. Circle B. Oh, don't worry. I won't be hitting it. Don't worry. Get there. That did not work. Maybe this side. What if you hit the corner here? Get back, Paul. Get back. Here's what I do, Pumpkin. Put it right here and then right through here. Oh, yeah. Where did he try? Knock it there. I think it is. It's not much of a ramp. That's enough ramp to get it over that. It's very slice. Oh, yeah. That's pretty hard. And hope that it doesn't ricochet back to the hole, I guess. But a little too much into it. I wonder if it matters with the direction that you go in this hole where it pops out of that face. Good question. I think so now. I think this one goes to the blue. Yeah, but where it comes out of the blue face, depending on the direction that you shoot it in. About two windows. What? Straight out the mouth. Straight out the mouth. It looked like you knocked the ball out. That was pretty cool. Keep going for it again. Oh, shit. All right, guys. That's it. That's it. We got Jaws. He's going for the dead man's crease shot again, guys. Oh. Oh, oh. But it bounced. Just not the right way. Nope. And the Triple Indy. Nope. You didn't do it. Oh, man. Whose shot is this? It's Donny, isn't it? No. Oh, no. No. He can't keep getting away with this. I only have one bar left and it's flashing Donny. I only have one bar left on my controller. What are you lining up? That's how he's trying to win. He's trying to outlast us all. I don't know how I'm still here. I don't know how I'm still here. That's it. It's coming back. That's a yellow guy. Yellow one. Yellow braille. Shit. You make it sound like the easy mode was harder than this mode because you had to hit those guys first to make the holes up here. Yes. That's weird. Oh, he's trying it. He's going to try it. I'm going for the Sidewinder Gulch by Drupal Summersault. I'm going to try it. I think you're going to want to shoot from this side because you want to be able to hit this and bounce off the wall. I know. You're not on the right angle. Still trying to get over this side though. Tasteful thickness. All the trick shots are going down in flames. The cool thing about this trick shot is no matter where I'm at, I can still try a trick shot. I was an option. Never give up on the trick shots. I'm not addicted to trick shots. I can stop whatever I want. That's a good idea. Oh, shit. He's going to fucking ramp us. This is how you do it. That's the trick. Oh, yeah. Nice. Oh. Oh. Oh. The best is in the future now. Oh, shit. Why, do you cause up? Did he catch up to us? I don't think he did. No, he didn't. Tell them, I'm like... Is that the con in the lottery? I'm sick. 17, 24, 38, 47. Don't forget. What? Oh, shit. Whose shot is this? I must take your fucking shot. Oh, damn it. What the hell am I doing? Right here, through the hole. Yeah. Hell's yeah. I've been holding an affair for so long. Oh, into the gap. In the gap. Not hard enough. I also wanted to go this way. Just let it go. Just let it go, buddy. I won't do this. I want dishonor. I want dishonor master's name by doing this. Oh, shit. Whoa. I need silence right now. Something important has just happened. Laura Casper has just donated $20 saying hi. Laura Casper, thank you very much for that $20. I appreciate it. I don't know who you are. I don't know if I should know you. Just be someone who watches in the shadows, which is fine. Thank you very much for that generosity. Donny. You've met it all worth this. Not for these guys, but you've met it worth it for me. They still have to suffer. I'm going to give myself $20 after this. Treat yourself. Buy yourself a game. God, Donny, take the fucking shot. I'll put a $20 bill in one of my pockets and I'll forget about it. And then I'll find it later. What does? Leave a little nose on the sand that this is for Walk About Minigolf on the 20th of December. All right, baby, it's now or never. Don't make it be never. Don't you make it be never? Never. Can you believe us? Can you believe us? I can. Oh, oh. You're in. I hate this hole. Go warmonger, go. There you go. Next person, shoot, shoot, shoot. Shoot, shoot, shoot. No, no, no. That's a replay. Let's play speed golf. He's still to get in. I believe in you most. I love the fucking delayed reaction to every shot he does. No, dammit. I'm too scared to hit the tree. Go, Gaisin, go. Gaisin, why'd you use the ramp, Gaisin? It was right there. He had the ramp. He had the ramp. Nah, nah. Nah. Now, shut the fuck up, you dumb bitch. I had a chance to pass it up and pass it in. Don't say stupid things to me again. One down. Okay. Once more into the fray. Into the last good fight as I never know. Why we needed it? Why we needed it? To live and die on this day. It's not gonna work. Oh, thank God. Burt. Every time with the delayed reaction. Amanda, what are you planning? Ooh, that was close. Alright, who's next? Whoever it is, take it right now, or else. Oh, yeah. Go, go, go. Shoot, shoot, shoot. Not what I meant to do, but okay. Alright, not the worst, not the worst. I didn't have as 5%. Oh my God. Disintegrate. That's the last hole now. Hurry up, they're so quick. Run. Where's that? Go, go. Nobody else is in the hole. Nobody else is close. Except for this guy, of course. How bad is this gonna be? How many strokes is this hole? Because it's like... Four different. Thank God, thank God it's over. Bogey, baby, I'll take us. Just finish. I'm in, I'm in. Who's turn is it? Amanda. He's back at the start. Is he gonna come back? No, you don't want him to come back. Don't let him come back. It's moving too fast. It's not gonna make it. It won't make it all the way down. Oh no. Okay, it's not gonna make it. Because thank God... The proof is so slow. Since we do my last stroke, it's giving me a mulligan. What? It's giving me a mulligan. It said something wrong with your last strokes. Cheating. Cheating. That's proof. That's why he's been chan... That's why he's been chan for so long. Oh no. Oh no. You're prolonging this. All right. Why is this not the last tool? Why is this not the last tool? Okay, the last tool is only two strokes. The last one's only pair two. So it has to be a quick one. Okay. Okay. Okay, thank God they're getting close. They're getting close. Holy shit, another one. From Laura Casbury again with another $10. She says, do you play Rec Room? I used to play Rec Room, Laura, on that PSVR1 headset a long time ago. But I haven't played this in years. It's not on PSVR2, so I can't really play it anymore. Thank you once again. Five percent. Five percent. Chad, is that what you're... You're out of here, Chad. Okay, good. Fine. Good. Chad! Another stroke lemmas. Okay. Listen. Thank you very much. Do I know you from... All right, bye. Take care. Get him out, get him out. Where's the next one? Next one. Another stroke lemmas. Is it done? Yes, it's done. Okay, who's first? Oh no, it's Danny first. Oh no, it's Danny first. Okay, let's try it then. Shoot, shoot, shoot. Go, go, go. Where's Gison? Oh shit, I'm tired with him. Oh my god, the balls are really good. Did he just win? Oh shit, we gotta hit a ball in the... What happened? He did it. He won. Oh, who did? Oh, he's supposed to hit that, Danny. Yeah, you got a hole in one. Danny did it, he won. All right, good. Let's just turn the game off then. Wait, you're not supposed to get in the middle? Oh, he's supposed to hit the ball. Oh for fuck's sake. Fuck's sake. Hey, tension. I was reading the chat, I was distracted. Same thing. Does it go away once you hit it? Yes, we're done. Ah, look at that, so that was tight. I was tight with them. Wow, that's a really good one. You hit the ball. Wait, Gison can still win, Gison can still win. You guys can just get a hole in one? He's about to take a shot now. I think if he gets this, he wins. Oh, Danny's gone. Not even a good buy, not them. Oh, oh, he missed. Oh, he missed. All right, so he doesn't win by the way. Danny forfeits by not finishing. We did not finish the round, so Gison forfeits. He did finish, he did finish the hole though. Oh, my battery's low. My battery's low. That is pretty cool. It's all covered in part. Good to make it level. Take the shot, Amanda. Take the shot, Amanda. Oh, no. Oh, no. Come on, next person, next person. Go, Gison. You got it, you got it. Yes, no, this is him. This is for real. Oh, good. Good, good, good. It's up to him to finish this. In the cell. In the cell. In the cell. Hit the orb. Hit the orb. What do you want to hit the orb? Come on, next person, next person. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Why is the pole not moving? All right, somebody has a shot. Who's this? Is it Sustkan again? Did I give him the mulligan thing again? Okay, good. Whatever, just shoot, just shoot. All right, Gison. Good job, good. Go, go, go. All right, end this. I did it. Come on. All right, we've seen this already. Come on. No pressure, no pressure. Oh, that's not me. Now. Oh, you had your chance. I finished with a plus eight. Oh. How? How? How? Come on. Now. Oh my God. Oh my God. He's still two shots behind. The dog's the last one. Eggs is the last to go. Come on, come on. I've seen this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. His palms are sweaty. What? His palms are sweaty, mom's spaghetti. Come on. No, no. Where is the ball? Stop doing replays, stop doing replays. What shot is it? Where's the ball? Where's the ball? Your marker's still here. Why is your marker still here? Who? It's over. What? I see the ball, I see the ball. I see the ball, I see the ball. Where? Underneath, it's underneath. I see it, I see it, I see it right here. And you broke it. I didn't break it, it doesn't count. I win, I win. I win by default because this game has robbed me of my chance. This game has robbed me of my chance to win. All this suffering. I tried to, I tried to. You broke it. I tried to hit it but it won't let me. How did you break it? I wonder if I leave. I will fix it if I leave. Who's the replay? Oh no. Is it still underneath frozen? Yes, I think. It's broken. I think we can agree I won. Guys inherit luck, better luck next time. Goodbye. I'm out of here. One disaster. Anyway, I don't know if I'm even still there. Watching, but adios. I'm gone, I'm dushed. My feet are sore. Three and a half hours ago. Unnatural.