 Hey, who do you watch as our YouTube videos? We have seen our YouTube videos, and you know that we're not afraid to roast some internet stars from time to time. When they're doing something tough, thank you. When they're doing something they shouldn't be doing, like exploiting their children for money so they don't have to do real cash. Tell them they'll go to jail if you don't buy their merch. Or performing a cringy live show, just for a quick cash grab. Stuff like that. Yeah, stuff like that. So we thought, hey, if we're gonna do a live show, why not take all these flaming hot roasts to the stage? Oh yeah! Playing this little idea to our lawyer, and he told us that if we show someone else's video on the screen, they could sue us. Yeah, he was like, hell no guys, don't do that. But we still wanted to roast someone, so we were racking our brains trying to figure out how do we roast someone who isn't a real person. And then it hit us, we could make someone up and roast this shit out of them. You guys want to see us roast a native person? Yes! Good, cause we're doing it anyway. Hey Justin Chad! Oh boo! Stinky! Justin has four million followers on Instagram, and he's the world's biggest douchebag. But most importantly, he's not real. Yeah, Justin may look like any other human being. Living his human life no differently than either you or I, but that actually couldn't be further from the truth. And that's because he's just a bunch of facial features and body parts that we found on Google Images, and Photoshopped together to make it look like one person. But just because Justin Chad isn't a real person, doesn't mean he doesn't do some really messed up things. Oh, and it definitely doesn't mean that we can't rip him to shreds. That's right, fact number one, Justin's favorite activity is punching dog! Of course, stupid fucking dog! Hey G-mud off the screen! Danny? You thought we were booing the dog? Huh? We're booing the guy. Yeah, that's what I said. You said get that lame-ass dog off the screen. No, yeah, I meant dog isn't like, bro. This is my dog right there. Get him off the screen. He's like, fuck! He hasn't interpreted it. I don't know how you interpreted it. Um, guys, Justin actually holds the world record for most dogs punched. I know it's a weird record for them to have, but they do it every year. And when reporters questioned how he's able to sleep at night, he was reportedly quoted as saying, I don't need sleep. Because I'm not a real person. Oh my god. Fact number two, Justin once started a GoFundMe campaign to raise money for his sister's hospital bills and raised over $30,000. Sounds nice, right? Yeah. Don't boo yet. This is not the bad part. I appreciate your enthusiasm though. You're wrong because Justin doesn't have a sister. How could he? He's not real. And he used all the money he raised to buy cigarettes that he then gave to a bunch of little... Well, again, you shouldn't because he's not real. And we gave those cigarettes to those little kids. Yeah, and I gotta say they didn't even like them. No, they were super ungrateful. One of them kept going like... It's like, dude, shut the fuck up. He's trying to speak some weird kid language to us. He's like, we don't speak nerd. Yeah. Totally ruined Christmas for us. Fact number three, Justin may have single-handedly caused World War I. Yeah, that's right. Justin is responsible for one of the most devastating events in human history. Total fuckboy move, if you ask me. You'd think the United Nations would be able to track him down and hold accountable for his crimes against humanity, but for some reason they haven't been able to yet, which now that I think about it, it must be because he's a fictional character that we both made up. Yeah, and that's all bad enough. It really is. But we haven't gotten to the worst part yet. Justin's content, the thing that made him famous in the first place, and it's disgusting, it's awful, and of course it's not real. So we hired a team of the world's best and most expensive visual effects artists to bring our vision of his content to life, and we're all going to watch that right now. We're just pushing one dog. Oh my God, I'm holding on into my dirt. I'm just going to say what we're all thinking. Yes. Justin sucks. We spent way too much money on that animation. Yeah, I'm starting to think we got ripped off. Yeah, how much did we spend on that? It was like half the tour budget. What? Yeah. So that's like shit. Damn, that's way too much money. But you know what, guys? One thing is for absolute surgeon. That's right. If we ever saw this dude in real life, which we won't because we couldn't, I know exactly what we would do.