 Sasuke-kun to dochi wa tsuyaku na febukka, miterageru go. He said the S-word! Wow. We're back home! Oh, I want to see Hinata. That's all I care about. Was this cat around during Naruto? That's a real question. Or is it a new cat? We don't know what's gonna happen next. I know what's gonna happen next. Next, we're gonna need Gara's help to defend the heavenly village. Uh-oh. Where's Akamaru? We're home, guys. God, I miss these characters. Like, I miss family. It's back to normal. I feel like we're watching OG Naruto now. Let's go back to bed, bro. Pain! Pain! Oh, foreshadowing. Yes! I thought Choji died. How the fuck is he here? No, that maybe that's Broji. The animation got a little better. There we go. The Gear 5 sounds again. Fuck yeah. Let's go. Bro, look at the facial animation. This shit got better. They're like, ah, fuck. What kind? Oh, I thought he meant race. They just ran from the sand village. I passed out in the fucking desert. Oh, shit. That's even worse. It's so happy now, bro. We're back to normal. Let's go. Look, it's 10-10, guys. Rumor is, this is the last time we see her. Oh yeah, let's go to Tsunade, please. I have to see her grove. It's almost like Itachi attacked him. Look at him. Yes! Fucking God, you're opening both. Let's go! I can't wait to see Hinata, bro. So fucking excited to see her. What does he say? You are my wife? You are my special. Oh, you are my dream. Wow, that's a little flirty. Let's fucking go. The death of Hinata. You are my wet dream. Who's gonna appear in front of him? Narita. Fuck, fuck. Let's all crowd over him while he's sleeping. Yeah, oh God, I wish she was hovering over me while I was sleeping. Tsunade-sama. Oh shit, we can't see his face. Holy shit. Look at that. Pull it off. Pull the sheet off. Come on. Come on, bro. I would have pulled the sheet off of him. Watch it. It was gonna be another sheet. Ten-ten, go back behind the scenes. All right, guys. Let's see if Sakura falls off now. Her pinnacle. That was her pinnacle, bro. Now we're taking vacation time until Boruto. Where's the pig? Just let him by himself. Sasori, my man. What the hell is Sasori doing right now? Tenchi Bridge. At least she's telling them. I thought she was gonna keep it to herself. This is pretty good. The pig is under the deck. Well, I stay there too because that's where Tsunade's feet smell stays. Sasori's not dead, bro. It is a trap. Arochi Maru is a fucking pedophile. I'll fight with all my might. What are you gonna do to Takashi? Not Takashi. Atachi. Monin is here. Wait, wait, no, no. We love Sakura. What am I talking about? Add another member. Oh, wait, the guy. The guy from the beginning of a... Shippuden. Again? We're already in... What? Oh, my God, we're such a... We're in a rush. Like, we just got home, bro. Can we go to the ramen shop? I love this bond between Tsunade and Sakura, bro. It's so cute. No, I wouldn't. That was a good joke. Why are we still looking for Sasuke? Like, I forgot about him, bro. Yeah, very different. One is in every episode. The other one is shown, like, three episodes in every hundred. That's what he would say. Anybody have measuring tape? What else would he say? Guys, if you were Sakura, wouldn't you be attracted to Naruto more than Sasuke? Be honest. Just a kid with yellow hair. I was gonna say a yellow boy. But that's how fucking racist, bro. Just a kid with yellow hair flying in the air. I love this song so much, man. Guys, did you know Naruto's dream is to become a Hokage? The Hokage? He's nice. The first Hokage's necklace. Look at him, look at him. Oh, no, Konoha Maru. Oh, I thought Konoha Maru was, like, hiding in the planks. Like, you remember one of you in Naruto? Wait. Oh, I got worried. I thought he was gonna pop out of the planks. Where's Konoha Maru, bro? And the kid with the fucking snot bubble. Those are Naruto's toes. Wait, no, they're not. How dare I? Is it Sasuke? Sasuke, imagine just hanging around. Now we're going back. He's better get jumped. Is this Shino? Forgot about Shino. It's been a minute. What's he doing, bro? He's looking like a school shooter. What are you doing? Come on, take the hood off, bro. He's looking like Eminem. Who are you? Are you John? Who else would it be? It's me. Naruto doesn't even remember him. Who are you? This kid is dumb. Who else would have a bug with them? My name is Sasuke. I remember about my friend's face. Because the side I talked to will be painful. You are my friend. What is he? He's acting like a guy right now. Shino! There we go. Wait, he's smarter than guy. You're right, you're right. He's making a... Yes! Wait, what the fuck? Shit! This motherfucker turned into a lion? What is he, one of the legendary dogs from Pokemon? Holy shit! Now look at him, he's like, I don't even care who... I don't even care who Kaiba's here. Kaiba, Kaiba. Get a fuck about Kaiba, bro. Remember when you smelled your friends to verify it's them? I wanna hug him. He's fucking Clifford. The big white dog. You're right. The big one was Akamaru Datteba. The big one was... The big one was Akamaru Datteba. Yes, they do know her. I don't really know her. These kids are brain dead. Kaiba's like, I can't even tell you. It's like if Cliff came home one day, and she looked like the big show. I know that moan! Isn't that disgraceful that I knew the moan? I'm terrible. I'm a terrible fucking person, bro. I mean, who else would it be? All I heard was, Ah! Whoa! Whoa! Shit! Yes! It's my girl! My, my anime girl, Hanada. So happy. So nervous. What do you mean? Oh, it's Hanada. She got the hentai cheeks. You better save her. He let her hit the floor? Who is he begging? He's begging Hanada? The fuck is Kudanai? The fuck is Kudanai? Oh, the Sasuke's mom looked like her. I forgot about her. I feel so bad. I've never seen her. I see. That's sad! Bro, what's that Hanada doing? Looks like she better hang herself. We need to come on! Just shut up and come with me! Holy shit, that was... Damn, she likes the aggressive type! She passed out from... I can't even complete that sentence, bro. How old are they again? I wanna see everybody. I want the sky to be full of smoke and ashes. Bro, he looks the same when he was a kid. I mean, all of them do. How about we visit the Lord Okage's grave site? Oh, I miss his mother. I'm fucking drunk. Help? Is that Lee? Oh, it's Choji! Yeah! Look at him! Dude, he lost some weight! He slimmed out a bit. I'm almost disappointed. I wanted to be fatter. Eno, I forgot about Eno. Choji, thank you! Thank you! He looks mature now, though. Thank you! What was that? Soy sauce? You were fatter than before. Is he fucking dumb? Fatter than before! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Is somebody throwing manga panels at him? They're throwing manga characters. Who's this fellow villain? Come on! Oh, it's him. Elvino Sasuke. This is the new guy. The new man. I thought it was Sasuke, too. Oh, my God! Sasuke got the paintings. Go to hell! What's Naruto doing? I wonder if I'm going to like this guy to get a fucking Disney off. I mean, that's a cool Katsutsu. This is like the perfect way to end the episode. Is this one of those fanboys? What they're calling them nowadays? What a nice ending. No recap. I mean, what the fuck are they going to recap? No. We're not reconsidering anything. Yeah, exactly. She's talking too much, bro. It's going to happen. He's going to get even more powerful. She's right, though. She's right, but it's not like they're going to listen. Because then we wouldn't have a show to watch. It's really Team Naruto. What the fuck did Kakashi do in the last arc? Oh, guys. So fucking recap. If they recap this fucking chase, this entire chase. Remember when Daedora just came back? Don't you wish you were on this roof with Tsunade, guys? Wow. I'll fill in the hole. Sasuri, my man. Mashasasuri just comes to the village. Hello? Why does Tsunade look like an action figure? Maybe because you have too many of them. Did they say his name yet? Watch. This isn't going to work against anybody. It's just because Naruto's never seen anything like this. It's kind of shocking. Right in the gut. In the titty. They're going to draw. Look at them. He looks bored. Bobscay. I'm missing Tsunade so much, man. I'm taking it all in by now. For now. Because I know it's going to be away soon. Tsunade. Tsunade. I forgot she was alive, bro. I'm surprised we made it. You're going to give me a trillion fucking bucks to save my wife to name her. Look at those eyes. Alright, no one else can do it again. What? Wow, I could finally read the titles. Wait, why are they here? I was told to graze. fucking snitch ? help Who the fuck are you? What did I know? these fuckin old shits I fucking hate them. I hate them too! who the fuck wears Green Glasses? anything at home? Wank off? Come on! Look at her evil, oh my god, angry eyes. I love it. No, we don't got it. We're going behind your back, old man. Son of a bitch. I didn't know that. I know he was a ginger dude. They act like they know what's going on. What did they do all day? He just rolled out of bed since the beginning of the show. It's gonna happen anyways, bro. It's inevitable. Why prevent the inevitable? Where's Konoha Maru? I want to see what he looks like. Tsunade is the smartest one here. How about we listen to her? Isn't she not too far in age from these two sitting on the couch right now? She's fighting for Naruto. I love it. I wish I was the floor in that moment. She's fucking mad, bro. She just curds not that floor. Looks like Naruto has a hole in his back. What the fuck is Kabuto doing? I miss him. So we still need to see Maru. Kabuto. I want to see Sasuke. I want to see where he is right now. Look at his dead kid. Oh my god. Yeah, I want to see Zabuza too. I'm gonna find out Sasuke's Zabuza. What is he doing right now, Sasuke? Where is he? Can we get Sasuke Shippuden? What's the Naruto lookalike doing? Remember him? When he opened the hotel door? Why do I feel like she's gonna die one day? Fuck yeah, you will. I really hope Tsunade never dies, bro. I really hope not. Like, I hope they don't do that to me. I'm actually worrying in this show. Yeah, wakata. Do as you like. She will. She was gonna do it anyways. We must supervise you. Oh no. Who's they gonna pick? People I fucking hate. They're gonna pick the new kid. It's Danzo. Oh, wait. Bro, what was the last time we saw this guy? Son of a fuck. Oh, the last stream? Before that, when was the last time we saw Danzo before that. Danzo. What do you mean? You're sure weak. What the fuck does he mean by that? You little fuck. Look, Nars has already pissed at him. I said I missed it. What did I miss? What, when he said balls? Cause he said balls. You want me to react? Why does he always say mate? Stay the fuck away from me. We should have a mate-mate count from Naruto. Is it just gonna stop? Mate, okay. She scares me with her one eye exposed. Looks like a fucking alien. Look, look, Naruto is pissed, bro. He's always mad. Now she's showing her belly button. I wanna poke it. Why is this guy walking in a room like this? He's so depressing. Feeling about to cry, man. I feel sad when he walks in a room like this. Trust him, bro. Fuck Danzo. He's gonna pick the...the white kid. This guy's been through the ringer, bro. Look at him. That's all your fucking fault. Yeah, Kakashi needs a break, bro. Let's call Doraia. This guy just walks in stairs at the window. What if she did? Why do we care about Danzo all of a sudden? Gives a fuck about his employee. Looking at the chunk that rose. I don't blame him. You bet, yeah, you will do as you please. I love these 3D hallways. Naruto just loves, just randomly put it in. Say sorry. You're fucking bought. You're too constant. I would have knocked her out. I wonder if this guy's good. Not only the way he walked in a room, just looks over the window. There's so much to look at in that room. Yeah, yeah, be scared. Gotta let that voice...put me in timeouts in Nade. Put me in a corner. Put me in my playpen. Who's gonna walk through the door? Um, Doraia. What a fucking creep. Could have just used the door. Take off your mask and add a code name. It's called Yamato. Yamato. Got it. Yamato. I like that name. What? Can I trust Yamato? I mean, if Sunari trusts Yamato, bro, I have to trust him. Fuck Danzo. It's not that he trusts better than me. He's hiding his eyes, eyes are closed, he's an ex on his chin. I opposed him, to be honest. That's the only way he became cheap. Cause he did that himself. Cause his eyes are closed. No. She ain't worrying too much. She's worrying the right amount. Whoever said the pacing gets better, I mean, it's only been two episodes, but the pacing's definitely a little faster. Yeah, and here we go, back right out on the mission. We just got fucking home and we didn't have time to eat. Granny's not dead. How do you call a granny? He just walks out at all. Why is the belly out like that, bro? You look like a buffoon. You look like a creep. Scaring me. Fucker. I hate that smile. Nah, bro, this is the fucking guy's name. Keep a close watch on his actions. Look at that shot of Naruto. I mean, eventually he follows Naruto, cause we saw him in the first episode. Damn, that head turn. Holy shit. Alright, animators. Do we do what? Peek-a-trust. Yamato. What's he doing? Come on, let's learn his name. Kasuke. Alright, they're friends. They're friends. There we go, they already did the goofy faces. Bro, what's with this animation? And the shade. Look at this shade. I don't think he gives a fuck. Holy shit. That was brutal. I like nice, ugly women like you. You know what I like, if he's cool. Yeah, he's gonna look the same, bro. Look at this. Fucking creep, what are you doing? Jirai has that voice, bro. That's the thing you could have done for him. No. Thank you. What's he? It's he. Yeah, who's he? What the fuck would you leave the name out? He's calling himself Yam. I mean ninjas don't have to use their real name, right? What's his real name? Joey. Watch it be a rojimaru. Sai, that's an easy name to remember. Where's Sai? What is it, the toonking bridge? Alright, at least we're going to four of us. I don't know if I can trust Sai. What's Sai gonna say? Fuck you. This is the ninja tool gathering episode. Look at the little walkway they have up there, bro. Take some pictures by the statues. Sasuke's not here, bro, he don't live here. God, this episode, that's snapping with this. Do not tell me that she's starting to get hot around Sai. That's right. I think Sasuke is a little... What the fuck? Sakura has a degrading kink. I think she does, bro. I want to live in this OSC. Wow. You know what? Right now, I don't like or hate him. The fuck is that, sausage? That's a clear ass picture. Wait, that looks like a... Oh, that looks like him. What is it? He wrote his book? But... This is Master? Shikomaru. Yeah, Shikomaru's dad. Gave him spoilers. No! You'll be a watch! I knew he was gonna say that. This is my backstory. The foundation. Abandon your past. Yeah. So, he's still attached to his past. Nah, nah, nah, nah. That's not gonna happen. He's gonna be the one that breaks out of the foundation. Unseen. I'ma start doing that. That was intense. Wow. It's root, not foundation. The fuck you talking about? You have no past. You have no friend. The pig! Was that? Wow, we finally got a voice note. Good god. The fuck you talking about? Root is a more accurate translation. Oh! So, it's not foundation. Why the fuck they put foundation then? So, what do I replace foundation with root every time he says it? Why is he giggling? Why is he giggling? Why are you in front of him? It's you. Who the fuck were you yesterday? Damn, there's no music playing in the background. Get the stop him before it happens. Damn. He's wet. It just happens when he's pissed. This is another OST I want to live inside of. This shit got serious, man. I love it. Yamato is going to be able to stop it? No. There will be nine. Nine. I thought Jiraiya was fat. Oh, shit! He's taking all of it off the show and scars. Oh my god. He got loopied. He had to take off his clothes to show that shit. I thought he was fat this entire time, bro. Why you keep saying missed? What I miss? I'm reading everything. Why did the picture say something? Keep an eye on him. I guess we're not going to know. Fuck her. Oh. She wants intel on Sai. Keep an eye on her under control. Oh, fuck! Donzo. Now what? Who's going to walk in and look at the window again? He's mad. I hope he is. Oh, yes. You don't know anything. He fucking hates the third okage. He's dead! Grandfather, tsunami day. Damn, bro. Just saying that, walking in a room, and disgracing the grandfather. Disgrace like three people. Her grandfather, her okage. Hope he shows off his meal. He just came in to disrupt the peace in the room. Look at him. He walks in, causes chaos, and leaves. Lord Okage is rolling in his grave. Look at her. Look how she's reacting to this shit, bro. She wants to crack his back. Yep, then he lost. Yeah, but who's alive? Just hates her for no reason. It's not her fault. Yeah, let's get Lonzo in the chat. It's about time, right? She snapped out of it. I want to take that picture again, bro. Take it with Sai instead. And send it to Sasuke in the mail. Be like, you missed it out, bro. I love that Naruto is still so fucking focused on getting Sasuke back. Look at him. Imagine a room explodes. Fucking picture moves. Sasuke's face moves. He's been in the picture all along. Why is he always smiling? What's there to be happy about? He brought his book with him, didn't he? Look at his eyes, man. He's fucking scary. Damn, I actually have diarrhea, man. He's a bird! Bro, this music is like... Shit. I feel like it's luring me in. Look, it's the book! This whole season's about books. We should have a book count. Who are they gonna run into first? Little bit. I think he feels that. I'll be looking at him. Wait, is she looking at Sai or Yamato? Oh, no, she's in the back. I'll be looking at Sai by Sai. Doesn't even look like him! Look at Sakura! He talks like him. He walks like him. He insults us like him. I'll pound you. Oh, shit. Sakura wishes Sasuke said that to her. He does resemble Sasuke. Oh, okay. Because he's a painter. Portrait. It feels like the old days right now. Now this guy's more of a dick. Damn. They all just stopped in their place because he said that. Oh, shit. Then someone as devious comes on. Naruto's standing up for himself. No, let him fight! You know what Naruto and Sasuke did? That's what Naruto has to do with Sai. They gotta touch lips. To confirm it's not him. The great Kakashi. Deluxe edition. Who? Bro, he's gone! He left you behind! I think Sasuke is saying Naruto's name every day. I feel bad for Sai a bit. Like, look at him, right? You know what? I'm Team Sai. That was a little heartbreaking to say. He's right in front of you, bro. Look at him. I'm better than Sasuke. Oh, shit. He has a point! I don't want to be with you if you want to do the same thing. That's true. Oh, my God. I don't want to be compared to that. Naruto is... Fucking Kakaro. Imagine a Ruchi, Maru, everything. Shit. My man's out of pocket. We love him. You know what I like, Sai? He has a fucking point. Wow. Season one, Sakura, would have been... I'm so sorry. I don't have anything. Really? Like a fucking teapot. Look, four birds, four members. See? The correlation, bro. Four shadowing. Ah, don't we're leaving the village. The fake smile. I read it. How am I being here? Look, I see her titty line. The pig! Akamaru grew, but the pig didn't grow. Yeah, who's fault was it? Who's fault? Snitch. I want the pig to eat her. Naruto... There's no time to make fun of me! It was sleeping! That's the first time we saw the pig's eyes. Who's gonna play Tsunade in the live action, bro? Sakura. What? What? Oh, I love that. Now you need to MILF to play Tsunade. Shakira? What? Even an actor? Look at her. I love her role model. I gotta see that again. I didn't get the clear shot. Yeah! Tsunade would have done that too! Jamie Lee Curtis, bro, she said in her like 80s! Damn! Never say Sako. Sasuke's name in vain again. I like Sakura more than Naruto right now. Maybe I could play Tsunade. Fucking Yamato is just watching. He's like, bro, you deserve it. Fake smile in the name of the episode. That was actually a good tactic. Neither do you! None of you know Sasuke. You just learned to get a brother recently. Oh, that was her holding back. Oh my god. Yeah, why they abusing a white kid? That's a good point. Imagine she says it again. Sasuke is gay. That's a good point. I don't mind Sai. He's saying the truth. They need to hear this shit, bro. Smack him with reality. You don't know Sasuke. I know more about Sasuke than fucking Sakura does. Now he stops it. Using the pillar man. Jojo. Wow. Wait. Oh my god. Caged them like animals. He mentioned that before. This is what, Sakura. This is what. Yeah, I remember we saw this shit when Neroji Mara was fighting. Wait, didn't we? When Neroji Mara was fighting Sara Tobi. Oh my god. I like him up. I prefer going back there. I like being kind. Reveal yourself. I love him. Yeah, here we go again. Yup. Titty time. Yup, getting naked with the boys. Always great with a bond. I heard that somewhere before. I think I said it. Would you be naked with him next to you? Haram? What's Haram? Mating with the boys? You never watch your friend's balls? What's that? He's looking at his ass. Oh my god. Sai just checked out Naruto's ass. Normal day in Japan. I don't know if this happens in Japan, bro. No, no, no. No, no, no, no. He got all his NPCs laughing the same. Naruto's talking about his package. What the fuck does that mean? Oh, he's talking about Naruto's Dragon Balls, isn't he? Who was talking about his bullio? In the bath. So I said that peeper's a little... Oh yeah, tell us. Full, I wanna hit a full moment. He got all mited, bro. Beat my organs. Oh shit. I love it. Sakura's gonna do it too. Like Toraya, like Naruto. He's gonna shit himself. It's gonna be, the pool's gonna be brown soon, bro. What the fuck? What's sussery is happening here? Go through Sai's stuff. Yeah, keep an eye on him, bro. Imagine he's looking at him. Damn. He has the, uh, Sour Smith Village Mask. He knows what that mask means. The foundation. The root? Let's bring a drawing. Dozo. Uh-oh. Wait, what the fuck was that? What was that, sand? Seeds. Let him spy on the kid's gear. What was that about? Who keeps fucking beans in there? Wait, whose gear was that? Am I fucking stupid? Yamato. A little big Naruto. Uh-oh. I don't like this shit, man. Looking like a hot dog. Ah-ha! Oh my god. When's the last time we saw that fucking bird? Better fucking eat. Itadakimasu. It's your final meal for a long time, bro. Lot of birds sound like that, bro. That's how birds sound in Japan. We get to see him eat. I'm surprised he's allowed to eat. Look at him, look at him. Fucking eyeing him down. My god. He just made him sneeze. Oh my god. Holy shit. Rubbing it in his face. Take a picture of the meal. Wow. He said thank you. Gosh, he would love lobster right now. Look at him. Look at him. I ate him down, bro. Look at him. My god, he didn't even make it subtle. Let's forget about the series, though. All right. Now we can fuck around. I don't make much money. Wow. Look at that. Oh my god. They love Yamato. Not for long. Holy shit. It's way too nice right now. Everything's going way too right. This ain't Naruto that I know. Yeah. Poor Kakaji, bro. Rolling in his grave hearing about Naruto talking like that. How did they have that design in the Hiddenly Village? What's he gonna do, bro? Those shorts. I bet a bunch of y'all have those shorts. Just jumps out the window. Nice. Why did he look at him like that, bro? What are you doing? Didn't even look at Sakura. He looked at Naruto, bro. Giving me sus vibes. Aw. Sakura is such a fucking W, man. Thank god. It's too quiet, man. Something fucked up. Fucked up's bad happen. She is so cute. Oh, we look both ways. You hear those birds? Follow him. Follow him. You're a ninja. Follow him. Watch him appear behind her. Why are you watching me? Watch. Fuck's bad happen, bro. Why was he doing that? Why was he looking both ways when he was trying to perform a ritual or something? I'm scared, bro. I'm scared of Sai. He's better jerk off. Why would he go outside and do that? Quick, let me find a tree. That shirt is so fucking ridiculous. Maybe he's just reading his book in peace. What did he just take out? What's he dreaming about? What the fuck? What the fuck is he dreaming about? Oh, my. What the fuck? Oh, shit. Oh, my god. Look at this. Ew, not her. Oh, shit. Shit. He gave him a fucking nightmare with that dry story. Oh, yeah, he got up all right. Dreamed of Sakura. Naked. Some of y'all probably had that dream, too. Oh, no. His stuff is gone. Yep. Bro, he's just on the bridge. He's looking at the water. Don't yell. Don't fuck it up. He's painting. Untitled. They just forgot. Untitled. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, he's drawing. He is drawing. Is that the name of his painting? Untitled. Hey. Aw, he's just misunderstood. It's a real smile. Uh-oh. He's just a geek. Leave him be. Now he's drawing Sasuke. Whoa. Is that foreshadowing? Or is that like the nine tails? Untitled. Don't tell me he's gonna say untitled. He's gonna call him untitled. Son of a... Okay, he says he doesn't know. That was foreshadowing that painting. Somehow. That's foreshadowing, too, to fish. Wow. Oh, it's just untitled work. Wow. Guys, would you buy size paintings? I like Sakura. I love Sakura, actually. I don't just like it. My god, bro. Just fucking name it. I don't feel anything. He felt that punch. Nani mo, nani mo. He feels nothing. What an edgy fucker. Look at him. How do you hear that? Naruto doesn't like him at all. Until he has to save him. Then they're gonna love each other. I'm gonna name this painting. Uzumaki. Oh, my god. Oh, shit. Oh, my god. That's insane, man. Damn, even Sakura was like... He was like... Damn, now, bro. He already... I already won the fight. Yeah, there's no coming back from that. Nothing. I don't care about you at all. Oh, shit. What a thing to sell somebody. Yo, what's this? Psychedelic-ass music. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't notice that before. Look, there's a flip. It's a fucking flipbook. One hair is black, the other one's white! I didn't notice that. I thought it was like a misch- I don't know if they fucked it up. That was brother. His brother is an old dick. In my ass! Nobody's looking at that boat. Oh, it's not finished. That's why. Maybe when it's done. It is brother. Look. What is this guy talking about? What the fuck is he talking about, bro? This kid's scary, I don't wanna hang around him. Look, look, Yamato knows. He knows everything. That's Yamato's book. Yamato's his father's some shit. I don't know, man. What the fuck is going on? He's fucking scary! I think Sakura and Saiya will get along more than Naruto and Saiya. She understands him. Everyone is sus in this damn show. This has to be the most sus 5 episodes I've ever watched. Naruto has PTSD from this episode. Look at this. Look at those leaves. We're here? No way. This way. Why have we just entered a spooky forest, bro? It's the fucking... Oh, shit. Oh, that's just fucking... I miss Haku and Shokanbe. Haku and Zabu are probably in this forest. Me and you both are in this forest. Why are we going to this forest, bro? This is hell! I mean, obviously. Right above us! Shit. That's a roti-maru. They just fucking foreshadowed it. Look, it's a frog. It's Naruto. And it's a roti-maru! It's a foreshadowing scene! I miss the frog again. Are we in the Tenshi Bridge? This episode? Probably not. Are we ever going to go to the Uzamaki Bridge? Wait, would they name that bridge again? The Sakura Bridge? We're us here. Oh, yeah, the Naruto Bridge. How can I fuck that up? Oh, wait, he's just going to make a cage. Shizuka no Jutsu. Oh, a house, my bad. Nice. House Jutsu. Oh, my God. That's bigger than a house, I know. That won't give out opposition at all. Build a staircase. Would he build a fucking fridge, too? Did he build them in a malevolent kitchen? Wow, man. Staircases. Insane. 200,000. Welcome, a fucking welcome sign! Are there anime girls in the rooms, too? Oh, we're all sleeping together. Get a piece of sigh away from your bro. Landlord. Why are you right next to me? Yeah, man, like, there's a whole big ass room. He's sleeping right next to him. So now I don't have to worry about a village being destroyed. Just have Yamato come and build a new one. He could build it in, like, a minute. He just unemployed, like, millions of construction workers. This is Sas, bro. In case you forgot what he looked like. In case you forgot who Sasari was, guys, look. Man, this is the perfect place to campfire time. The other person's dead. Oh, I get it. He's gonna transform into Sasari! See, I told you Sasari is alive! Yeah. You better get all the features right, bro. He's beautiful. There's a reason he wants to do this. He wants to get inside. I wonder if he's gonna copy his voice, too. This is getting serious, man. Why, what, are we finally getting to, like, the story now? Is that the spy? Or is that Sasari? It's Yamato, it's Sasari. Look. Look, look, look, look! I know that nose! No, that's the spy. It's Spice Gate. What a nice scene, bro. With the wind blowing, walking through the grass, haunting. Oh, wait, that's not him. Oh, they're still talking. I think that was Kabutops. One of those two. Something's gonna happen, though. Yamato, I was gonna call Watari. Restrain the target. Alright, so what do I restrain? When I fail to restrain it, it will be a battle. Okay, battle formation. Now I know what to expect. The buddy system. Now we have to count on him on Sai. Not on my own, that's right. Fuck! Why couldn't it be Sai and Yamato? Nah, nah, this will get them to work together and become friends. And become Databaios. It'll be fine. This is fine. Why Naruto? Wait, what the fuck? Why does he look so weird, bro? Fuck that fucking English. I said it, fuck it, fuck dub. I said it, there we go. My good sir, can we go back to sub for my ears? I got you, bro. That's right. You gotta get close with him. You gotta kiss him on the lips. That's how you solidify your friendship. Bro, Naruto's looking a little weird today. It kinda looks like Sasuke. I don't blame them for looking at him and thinking it's Sasuke. Bro, it looks just like him. I think he looks more like Sasuke than Sasuke. Yamato Faijo! I don't want to be put with him. You have no choice! He kinda looks like a monkey, doesn't he? He looks like a fucking monkey. That's my Sakura. Uh oh, Sasuke's rolling in his grave right now. That sucks. That's a bunch of bullshit. I don't trust Yamato. There's a reason he separated them. When did Sasuke die? Like five episodes ago. Alright, good. I don't know about Yamato, bro. So quiet. I bet he built Orochimaru's hideout. Orochimaru's hideout. We ain't seen Orochimaru in months. I love this. I love this shit! God, I want to live in this shot, bro. I love the wind. The Naruto wind. Look at him. It's fucking Kabutops. Watch. Reminds me of the Naruto bridge. I feel like I should know who that is just by looking at his feet. Look at him. He's hiding from the wind. That's definitely Kabutops. Definitely. Oh, this is crazy. This is the craziest bridge walk I've seen, bro. It's 10-10. Maybe it's Boruto, bro, traveling back in time. I mean, maybe it's it's size master father. Sasuni, my man! Sasuni, my man! He's alive. Look at him. God, this is goaded, bro, this song. Who's inside of Sasuni's body, bro? Who's inside of Sasuni's body, bro? I heard that bell jiggle, and I knew exactly who it was. The hunchback. Why would you do this in the middle of the bridge? He's going to start stacking. Could you blame me for thinking that was actually Sasuri, bro? No, in his show, that was actually him, probably. It's a simulation. The name of the episode was simulation. I should have fucking known. Why did they even play the music? They played the music. They tricked me. I saw Sasuri die. Bro, everybody dies. Am I dumb for thinking this is real? He even had the bell jiggling. How do you know that? Oh, wait, Sakura knows that. Wait, does she? Nice, we get to see it. Sai in action. Come on, daddy. How does Sai run with a face like that? Damn! Look at that teamwork. I thought that was a fucker. Fucker, fucker, fucker! I can't. I never know what's real in this damn show, bro. I don't... I'm like, wait, when did they practice that? Look, it's a Roshi Maru. He draws a Roshi Maru. I mean, yeah, I'm going to keep getting baited, though. Good job, Sai. I don't know what Sai can and can't do. I'm not believing a single thing that's in front of my eyes right now. I got baited like five times in this one episode and it passed five minutes. Is that even Naruto? Oh, these characters are even there right now. Sai captured him, of course. No, that ain't Sai. That's Bai. They're grooming my man, Sai. The foundation. No, no, no! I think I'm judgmental for judging Sai like this. Look at her. I love Sai. Say it out loud. Oh, that sounded satisfying, bro. I lost my voice a bit. So if I don't yell as much, just know my voice hurts. He's going to insult him right now. Watch. You'll never be my comrade. God just takes that as pain brush. You're asking me if I don't know my comrade. Of course I know him, but... Is he drawing his comrade? What's that? Don't do it because of your personal abilities. Oh my god. Sai seems like super good right now but he's not going to mean shit later on. I mean he's low key helping him. I can't believe I thought that was Sai if he could do that. That's what Naruto means in English. Losing fucking his cool. God, he's annihilating young Ruto. Awarding knowledge you. I'll never acknowledge you. Damn! Naruto's going to be kissing his ass later on. This is my team. His idea was this. Oh my god. He said the ass word. Bro, that's the end word of the Naruto universe. He said the Sasuke. Oh fuck, I said it. Oh god. Sai has a point, bro. I don't blame him. Look at that little thing. Sai's better have the Sasuke next soon. Look at him. He's not yelling because he knows it's true. He knows he's wrong. Sasuke better give him another kiss when he sees him, bro. Naruto's risking a lot. Damn. You have no choice. That shows you how selfless Naruto is. Why does Shiji call him Naruto? Don't tell him. That's secret info. Oh fuck. He has white hair. I don't have a brother. Are you sure about that, bro? Why are you carrying a book then, huh? That's cap, bro. We're going to see him cry soon. Watch. Guy thinks he's getting from this whole society. Fuck that, dude. Shit. Oh my god, you know how much power you have to put into that? He's dead already. Watch. He's going to say it. He's dead to you. He ain't dead, bro. Hey, there's no way. I bet all of your fucking lives. And I bet three arcs that his brother is alive and well. Three arcs. Damn. He's just ganging up on Naruto, bro, by himself. What are you laughing at? Fuck it, smile. I better see a flashback. I don't believe he's dead yet. But he has a point. But you have a point. Say it. This is Sasuke Puncher in the face, bro. Sasuke. Sakura is a boss now, man. Look at her. Yeah, we need Sai. Fortunately. I saw his emotions in Shippuden Episode 1. He's a fucking liar. Nara just really grown up, bro. If this was little Nara, you would be like, I'm so happy. I'm so proud of my boy. Those fucking telephone lines. That was Sasuke, bro. Yeah, get out of here. I don't even believe that's Yamato. Wait, was that even a real bridge they were on before? They built it? Why? I guess I missed that part. Sometimes it's hard to stream and watch anime because I had the chat right next to the video. So I missed things because I'm looking at chat and I have to stop looking at chat as much, okay? I'm going to work on it. I'm going to be better. Watch me miss the most valuable piece of information. But it's kind of funny that I learned that he built it at the end of the episode. That size rat. Look, he's investigating. He's doing some intel. Some incognito. That size rat. I know it. Look, he got all his rats out. Told you. See? I didn't miss that. Those rats are thick, bro. What the fuck? Who did that? I left the room for like one minute, bro. What the fuck y'all do to me? Scared the shit out of me. Don't you ever do that again, bro? I think I fucked up my algorithm watching WS today, bro. Fuck. There we go. The superior language. There won't be an ambush. Are you dumb? He is the ambush. Turn to the right. This is so cool. The animation got a bit better, too. Look at Psy. Yeah, whatever happened to no emotions, bro. You looked like you had emotions there. He looked stunned. Stunned in emotion. Does he have his voice, too? How is it? Sakura's having PTSD right now. She remembered the puppet's name, Heruko. Please stop at a good place. That was awesome, bro. I love that. You need to sell more violence. There we go. That's Sassori, man. Hey, man. Yeah, that is terrifying. But that's a fucking awesome thing to do, bro. I love when he was toning his voice as if it was a guitar. He was toning it. Told you Sassori's alive. The voice actor's crazy. Yeah, nah, that's something else, man. I kind of want to hear that in dub. No, I don't. I didn't say that. Yamato on his VA journey, yeah. That's where he's going after this mission. Right to Mapo. Was that bridge fake, too? That's such a menacing bridge, man. Why does that bridge have more aura than Tenten? God, you hear the anticipation? This show is fake. This is a real story, motherfucker. I'm not believing this again. You ain't getting me again. I'm believing this again, bro. Yeah, simulation 2.0 is fake. Like, look at the aura. Look at that bridge. Like, at least dye your hair in different colors, man. Like, you just look like two fucking highlighters popping out of the bushes. Before pink hair was a good idea. Mother nature is scared, bro. Look at this. Why is he mad again? Can somebody put him on pills? Look at him. He knows. He knows something. He sees it. This is exciting. There he is! It's Monkey D Dragon. Shit, they're going to shut the bridge again. I'm not reading it. I'm not reading it. We like the party. Wait, he has some long hair. That would be fucking crazy if it's Sasuke. But Sasuke wouldn't walk like this. Looking like a fucking apostle. Oh, the title was the Tenshi Bridge. Wasn't that the last title? On the last title was simulation. Look at him looking. He knows something's up. He looks comfortable as fucking that road. Fucking narrow. Imagine Yamato uses the wrong voice. Yo, imagine. Oh my god. Imagine Sasuni is better. Sasuni is actually the guy on the inside. I'd fucking bust a nut, bro. That's cool. Your thoughts better be in his voice too, bro. Don't fuck this up. Yo, what the fuck is this? This is awesome! Awesome! Watch him be the sharp guy. Kisame. They're about to have a fucking chair match, man. What's that? Dude, this is too much. Come on! It's Sasuni-sama. It's Sasuni. It's gonna be the right hair, motherfucker. Dude, who is it? I swear if they go to commercial, I'll break some toothbrush. Bro, come on. Is that size, brother? Wait, what the fuck? Who the fuck else would it be? Didn't I say it's Kabuto? What do you say? How many years has it been? Five? Five, yeah, five. Fucking Naruto's done, bro. He just got pushed in the gut when he saw that. I don't know how he sees it. Kabuto Yakushi. More like Yakuchi. Bro hasn't aged. Bro, it's been like one month. How's your condition? I know it hasn't been one month. Look at him. Looks like Harry Potter. He would've thought. Dumb? He's acting like Sasuni. Pretty good. Who's that, bro? That's over tomorrow. They're nomads. We're going to move out in three days. Shit. This is awesome. This amplifies my hearing. Bro, just run off the Kabuto. What the fuck is he going to do? Did he really react to a fucking money? Yeah, it was just Haru. Don't worry. Sasuni had a hard attack, bro. He's like, fuck Naruto again. No, that was... That was fucking... Harry, man. That's the scariest fucking reveal I've seen. Look at his face. That's scary. My eyes couldn't believe it. Oh, shit. Damn. I guess he's just here. He knows. He just swallowed a rabbit hole. Oh, my God. Damn, he brought his big snake with him, too. Look at him. This is awesome, bro. Orochimaru and Chippuden. Let's go. Damn, he looks even more like a predator now. Oh, my God. Stop it, Naruto. Come on. Wait till they see Orochimaru. Oh, no. They're going to see Orochimaru and they're going to jump over there. God. Yamato's working for them. Look at this, look at this. Sasuri. Sasuri, Sasuri. Look at this shit. Idiot. Yeah, I missed that voice. Let's go. Wait, not Naruto, man. Oh, shit. Damn, look at that. This is a fucking weird scenario right here. Look at this. He believes Sasuri was trying to help him. Yeah, look at this shit. What a coincidence. Yeah. That even in Orochimaru, bro. Oh, this is going to be a 30 episode fight on this bridge. That was so cool. Sasuri. Oh, I love it. I love the voice. He believes that Sasuri was a dumbass. Yeah. He did nothing. Exactly. Just watch. Yeah, Yamato, you and don't fuck a chamber. God, I think he can do better than Sera Tobi. Do not call me. Yeah. We're already fighting Orochimaru. This is crazy. It seems too good to be true right now. This is getting fucking crazy. This is what it is. Shit. Son of a bitch, man. How many times am I going to get baited? What is it? You can't believe it. No. This is classic Kabuto. Bitch. I trusted him. I'm never trusted him. Kabuto. What are you talking about this kid? Tell us now. I see Naruto from here. No, I can't. That was the signal. Reunited. It feels so good. Orochimaru just got a fucking stiffy. He'll be fucking go. He said the ass word. Let's go. Let's fucking go. This better be a fight. I better not have no fucking crowd interference or anything, bro. Let's go, let's go, let's fucking go, let's go. Can they stop this shit? Why is it the default now? Y'all fucked up my algorithm. Not doing that dumb shit today, guys. Not a never again. Calm down. Breathe. What is he gonna take him out of his pocket? Sakura. Sakura. What did the mils tell you? Please give him back. It's the real question. For a man, it's a kid. Four eyes. I miss hearing that. I'd let him go off. I want to die. Try forcing it out of me. It's crazy. Holistic. Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke. Oh shit. You're the fucking rich snap. What the fuck was that? The clothesline from hell? I'm nobody's friend. Ah shit! I saw the word nine. The fuck does nine mean? No, I don't even want to think about it. Oh. Look at that. Look at that fucking reaction on Sasuke's face, bro. Oh shit. I hope nobody holds him back, bro. Come on. I want it all to come out. Oh, this is crazy. I can imagine what the title said, bro. Now this is gonna be insane. Nine. Okay, okay. So it ain't about anything else. It's just about the nine tails. What's the episode called, the nine tails? What else would nine mean? Oh, six-one-nine? This is again for peaking that one-o-six. I mean, I... I'd sacrifice my fucking organs to leave her to see her one-o-six. He even ripped his nipples off. Drys ripped? Yeah, man. When he took his shirt off a few times ago here... Oh, this is gonna be hype. He's bubbling. Are they just gonna keep showing this shit? Bro, come on! That looks so fucking cool, man. Oh, my God. That's so cool. Oh, God. He looks like a demon. Try that one. Nobody's life's being cut short, bro. Get nervous. Yamato. I got no more about Yamato, bro. He's the only one that can control the whole... What does Kabuto think he's gonna do? Throw his glasses at him? Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Yamato better not stop this shit, bro. Somebody kill him. Don't want the fucking bridge, bro. I gotta see Naruto and perform. Bro, two bars and a walk out now. Nah, bro, you got stronger. Look at that walk! Said you did get stronger, my child. No, no, no commercial break. Why's he walking like a fucking zombie? That terrifying walk. Look at this shit. Meanwhile, look at Zai. Zai isn't phased at all. Naruto. What's going on? What's going on? Is that Bazuki? What the fuck is going on, man? What did I say, Bazuki? Son of a bitch. This is like a WWE promo, bro. They're just looking at each other. Yeah, I don't know how this bridge is holding up this much peak. This is like the canyons when he was chasing dead. They really know how to build suspense. Shit. Watch it cut to the fucking heavenly village. A ramen shop. They better not fuck with me right now. There's only a few planks left. God, that bridge is huge. See, Orochi Maru is so fucking smart, man. Unbelievable. He put everything together, his experiment. What the fuck? What do you mean I missed? Why are y'all always saying missed? I'm breathing everything, taking everything in. My little experiment. My little experiment. Oh, I thought it said his 60 children. The 60 children. God. It's a tile. One of his experiments. And that's brutal. God, everything adds up now. Look at that healing. It's a test subject. I don't know why it looks so fucking scary. Look at him. Wow, it all makes sense now. What the fuck, man? I would have never put that together. But I did mention that when Orochi Maru was fighting the Lord Okage, he was using the wood style from one of the bodies he was controlling. The formal Hokage, the Hokages. The Sasuke battles just come out of the bushes now. Fuck. Here we go. Bro, Emo's only. I said that. Oh, shit. He doesn't belong to you. He said it. Oh, God. He's bubbling up, bro. It's like a pot that you're heating up. Just bubbles. Look at this shit. That's insane. Fucking love this show, man. My friend. Crazy. He just keeps pressing the button, bro. Look at him. All nine, bro. All nine. Oh, let's fucking go. We haven't seen it like this yet. Fire, bro. I want to see fire in the chat. Yo, Sasuke. She's never seen this shit before. They're all choked. Look at Sai. Sai ain't going to talk shit about him anymore. What the fuck is he smiling at? Kabuto acts like he matters. He's a sex slave. He's like a tornado. It's over. Hiroshi Maru's baiting him, bro. He wants to see it. He wants to see his BBT, his big black tails. Come on. Oh, he's an animal now. Let's go. Shit. That was way too good, man. God. Only this fucking show does this, man. Damn, that was awesome. Hiroshi Maru's not phase. Unfazed, bro. I love that shit. They did that shit in like season one when he was fighting like Haku or some shit. That was fucking mad, bro. Oh my god. The cloak. That was so sick. God, man. Dude. Roar. Wait, blew him out of it. Three tails are for him. Wait, they had a six out. She's a freak. Look it. Fuck. Ah, you ain't controlling. Now we go, bro. You ain't no fox trainer. Look it, look it, look it's eye. The boot tops. He's better coming as pants, bro. Dude, I love the sound of the wind. I don't even mind when it's just staring. This is so fucking good. Look at this fence, bro. I can keep looking at it. What the fuck is that? Oh, I'm trying to look for something. I thought that was like baby Naruto. Oh my god, what kind of freeze frame is that? Dude, this is intense.