 Thanks for coming back. Looking forward to having some good time. By the way, if you notice this year, it's a little bit different. We had some playoffs because we want to make sure that basically nobody sucks up here. So we had about 23 different teams apply for these six slots. Let's see how well we do based in no particular order, but hopefully. Hey, Mark, just drop it up here, please. Team one, if you're here, a chance to come back. Because I think you guys are like the Buffalo Bills who keep losing in the finals. Jeremy Isaac and Joe, you here for taking a wiki leak? Taking a wiki leak. Come on, you're coming up. Get up here. Come on down. You're in seat number one. We got better stuff. We'll throw the beer bottles later that go with it. Okay. Are you guys going to sit down or not? All right. While you're deciding whether you're going to play or not. How about team number two, you guys here? What the hell is this? T-com RST reset? Team RST. Team RST, are you here? I see somebody waving. Just you? I can't hear you. Nothing like the last minute, huh? Come on down, grab a seat. Get briefed. Team number three, nine-headed walrus. Geez, with all the good team names taken, you guys are actually showing up. You're not embarrassed by that? Yeah, everybody's social, yeah, they're just going to walk up and say, come on, you guys going once. Nine-headed walrus going twice. Dudes, you suck. You fucked it up. You were picked for the game. You didn't show. Alrighty, here's the next team. Stinky Bits. Stinky Bits, are you here? I see one, I see two. Two and a half. All right, get your ass up here. We good on that? We got our three teams, get briefed in here. We're going to take a blood sample and next to kin information. And we're going to get started. Stinky, Stinky Bits. The second. Okay, everybody got through seats? All right, sit down, sit down. Come on. You want more abuse than you're entitled to? You come to the right place. Okay, here's what we got. Team one, WikiLeaks. Team two, Team RSD. Team three, the Stinky Bits. You know the rules, right? Hack or Jeopardy. It's like real Jeopardy on a hell of a lot better. And we got something new for everybody this year. Hope you'll enjoy it, you'll figure it out. But the way the game was played, you get 100 extra points for every beer that you finish. You have to consume and drink your beer. Those points are added up at the end. Daily doubles are worth something special. And the whole audience does not want you to do what? Okay. So we're ready to see the categories for game one. What's your number? Named pipes, asylum, bitcoin, and yeti art. But before we get going, I got to introduce a couple of people who could be helping out here on the stage. Vanna Vinal, you out there? Come on now! Like only in your wet dreams, of course. Miss Kitty, in case that's not enough for you. Hey kids, he's wearing a Speedo under that. We'll find out later. Let's get started. Team WikiLeaks, you are in charge of the board. We'll take bitcoin for 100 please. Stand by, bitcoin for 100. And the answer is the author of the 2008 paper entitled Bitcoin, a peer-to-peer electronic cash system. Who is Satoshi Nakamoto? Who is Satoshi Nakamoto? Yeah, it's close enough. Oh no, does anybody who knows who Satoshi Nakamoto is? Raise your hand. Hey, raise your hand if you are. One of those folks, okay, you can control the board. You got 100 points. Go again. Bitcoin for 200 please. Bitcoin for 200. The answer is the last bitcoin is scheduled to be mined in this year. Oh, got you already. Coin positive. Go and try. What is 2140 is correct. They don't get much air on these things. Okay, well, you're still in control of the board. Bitcoin for three. Bitcoin for 300. The answer is Bitcoin blockster hash using this cryptographic algorithm. Taking WikiLeaks. Shaw. Not in the form of a question. Stingy Mitt is saying, what is Shaw? Is what I heard you say. And that is an incorrect answer. So you get it wrong too. Anybody else, come on folks in the middle. Give it a try. The worst you can do is lose 300 points in your dignity. You know, it's already lost since you're here. Hey, wait a minute. We got the other end of that Horus too. Just in case we need it. Okay, out to the audience. What is Shaw 2? Technically, yes. But how many bits in the Shaw 2 hash? 256. What is Shaw 256? You got it. On this side. Secure hash algorithm. Just a family of algorithms. I need the precise one, okay? In spite of your poor performance, you're still in charge of the board. Bitcoin for 400, please. Bitcoin for 400. Mount Gox is short for this. Taking WikiLeaks. What is Magic the Gathering online exchange? What is Magic the Gathering online exchange? Is correct for 400 points. All right, guys down there. You got to make it. You know, we put you up here on stage because we thought you had a clue. These guys do. What do we got? We'll finish Bitcoin, please. Bitcoin for 500. The answer is a 2011. They signed Esquiat and the blockchain dedicated to Len Sassmann. She should have punished you with a daily double on that one. Going once. Going twice. This guy's having a fit. What's up? Who is Dan Kaminsky? Is not part of, is they? No, Dan does not have multiple personalities. Wrong answer. Anybody? Nobody? Who here has a Bitcoin? Who here has more than one? Yeah, all the hands go back down. Okay. Yeah, Dan Kaminsky got credit for it, but he co-signed it with somebody else. Let's take a look at the answer. The answer strap is good speed. Okay, that closes out the category of Bitcoin. Taking a WikiLeaks. Code names for 100, please. Code names for 100. I'm going to give you a sequence. You tell me what their code names for. Jaguar, Panther, Tiger, Leopard, Snow Leopard, Lion, Mountain Lion. Team RST. What are the names of the versions of Mac OS 10? The code names. That's a long enough answer. Yeah, I just went Mac OS. You're on the board. What do you want? Code names for 200. Code names for 200? The answer is Hardy Herron, Gondy Jackalow, Blueson Lakes, Maddie Narwhal, Precise Tagal. What is Ubuntu? What is Ubuntu? The long-term support version is correct. You've got the... The board? What do you want? Code names for 300, please. Code names for 300. The answer is... How much you got to play with? 400. You know what this being? Like a government... You can spend money you don't have. You can bet up to 500. We'll bet 400. We're going to bet exactly 400 for a 300-point question. Okay, let's see what we got. 400 is the wager. The answer is... Chicago Daytona Memphis Whistler, Longhorn Blackcomb, and Blues. Come on, boys. What are Windows releases? What are Windows releases? Microsoft Windows is correct. Let's see what they're going to get. We're going to spin the wheel. And you win two extra beers. That means you're going to get beer points for that. So we're going to give you a couple red cups. They count out at the end like a real beer. By the way, you can get up to 10 beers on this thing, on the Wheel of Misfortune. Hey, we're already a mash-up anyway, right? What is Microsoft Windows? Okay, back to the board. You control the board. Asylum for 100, please. I can't hear you. Asylum for 100, please. Asylum for 100. The answer is... Form I-589 requires applicants for asylum to be in this location. All right, sticky bits. What is inside the U.S.? What is inside the United States is correct. I mean, where else are you going to let you apply from North Korea? All righty, give it a try. What do you have else you got? You on the board down there? Asylum for 200. Asylum for 200. Yes. Put it in your mouth and caress it with your tonsils. The answer for the 200 is... The president of this nation's plane was diverted to Austria last year. Ah, dudes, come on. They're like all in their first beer too. Going... All righty, stinky bits, what you got? What is Spain? What is Spain is not correct. But thank you for drawing. Come on, anybody else? Come on, feds up here. What do you got? Going once. Going twice. Okay, out to the audience. You're really excited. What is Argentina is absolutely wrong. What is Ecuador is wrong? Not the former question. What is Bolivia is correct. And by the way, Ed Snowden was not on board the plane. Sticky bits, you don't deserve it, but you're still in control of the board. Name pipes for 100. I can't hear you. Name pipes for 100. Named pipes for 100. Okay, let's see. The answer is the word. Name of the San Francisco subway system. Sticky bits. What is the muni? What is the muni is not all the subway system. You're not sticky bits anyway. That was the wrong freaking team. So you guys go ahead. What is Bart? What is Bart is incorrect. It is not the word name of the San Francisco subway system. Team RSD. What is the muni? You didn't get it right the first time. You get it right the second time. That's above ground for the most part. There is a big subway system that goes to the entire Bay Area. Come on, kids. I knew the answer. Sticky wiggly. What is Bart? What is Bart is what they said. Oh, facts. No, wrong. Up to the audience. Come on. Transit. What is Bay Area? Rapid transit. They said the word. Code names for 400. Name pipes for 200. The answer is Subways of the second city are known by this letter. Sticky wiggly. What is L? What is L is correct. The elevated train. Which is kind of weird because it's also a subway. But it's Chicago. Name pipes for three, please. Named pipes for 300. The answer is the symbol color for New York subway lines one, two, and three. Yeah, I know Wintz colorblind, but... All right, sticky bits. What is orange? What is orange is not correct. I guess you're not from New York, are you? All right, come on, other teams. Go on once. What is it? Go on twice. Perfect. Hey, you noyakas. What's the answer out there? What is red? Yeah. God damn it. Yeah, you take the one on the west side. Okay. Well, as lame as it is, you're still in charge of the board. Yep, sorry. What's that second one over? What's your number? The second one is 400, please. You want to find out what's your number? Okay, what's your number? You must provide the latest version or release number. The answer for 100 is... Microsoft Windows. Take your wiggly. What is 8.1? What is 8.1 is correct. Finally! Numbers for 200, please. What's your number for 200? The answer is... Oh, another daily number. What was it to play with? 500, please. 500 is the wager. Wow. And a 200-point question. So it ought to be a gimme. Spin the wheel. Want to spin the wheel? Let's see what you're playing for. Vanna, vanna, vanna. Okay, so you get this right. You get three bonus beers. What's the motorboat? That's a lose. All right, you ready to see the answer here? Freddie, let's take a look. The answer is... Long-term support. Come on for 500 points. Go ahead. What is 14.04? What is 14.04? You got it! Them up for three beers. They're getting a runaway. No, it's awesome. They didn't say who the motorboat was going to be from. What will motorboat for 200? Is that what you said? What is that? I have no idea what it is. Oh, sweet. Yeah, awesome. Guys, could you roll the board? Numbers for three, please. Say again. Numbers for three, please. Numbers for 300. The answer is... Numbers... The second category. What's your number for 300? The answer is... Firefox. 36. One is six? Oh, what is that? Time warp? Fucked it up. Just put them on their brain. They're falsies anyway. No one will notice. Anybody else want to try? Seriously? Nobody uses Firefox. You're all using Internet Explorer, right? Going twice. Hell with you. I see a wave in there. What is it? Did you say that in the form of a question? You did not, as you said it again, but you had the right answer. Close it up. What is 31? Okay, back to the board. Yeti Art for 100, please. Yeti Art for 100. Okay, this is a visual... Hacker-Jeopardy category. Let's see what we got. The handle of this subject, of this Eti the Yeti portrait. Peggy Wiggins. Who is Priest? Who is Priest is correct. Boy, he came down pretty fast. Yeti Art for 200, please. You tell that to his face and you see how long you live. You'll control the board. Vicki Leeks. Earth to Vicki. Yeti Art for 200, please. Yeti Art for 200. The handle of the subject of this Eti the Yeti portrait. God, I glad I didn't put my own in here. You probably wouldn't recognize me, and I'm standing right next to you. Seriously? I can't tell. Should we give them a hint? They're pretty clueless tonight. Sorry, guys. Ah, going twice. Out to the audience. Who is deviant? Gilead Olaf. Sorry. All right, you got it. Unfortunately, you should be up here. Not these lamers. I stayed up late for this. Yeti Art for 300, please. Yeti Art for 300. Oh, geez, another daily number. 100. 100. 100 what? 100 points. 100 points on a 300 point question. Your testicles are shriveling. All right, let's see what you'll be playing for. Two more beers. You lose. Y'all got to drink the dreaded, warm, non-alcoholic null beer. Made from cow urine. Oh, golly. That's not being used to make cheese. All righty then. Let's see what we got. Vance, who is somebody I've never seen in Tai, and maybe younger, I don't know. Who is Mudge? Doesn't look like it. Who is Mudge? That's what you said? Who is Mudge? Who is Mudge? Guess what? You got it. It takes effect, the spot effect, right? It didn't look like him. Sorry, Eddie, wherever you are. That was a two beer bonus, but that must have been one of his DARPA. That's just how you work together at DARPA, right? Those long Friday evenings in the DARPA sauna with the lights turned low. Yeah, I just don't want to go there. All right, Yeti Art for 400. Yeti Art for 400. The handle of this subject of the Yeti Portrait. Seriously? I mean, the answers are right here. I mean, they've got the posters everywhere. Sorry, guys. I'm going to observe it, are you? Okay, going on. We suck. We suck. Going twice. Anybody ever wear a badge at Defconn? Who is this? Joe Grand. Who is Kingpin? Kingpin, Joe Grand. Had to just direct you a little bit. Who is Kingpin, is the answer? Yep. Sorry. You guys really, really suck. This game gets canceled because of you. We're going to tell everybody. Finish Yeti Art, please. Finish up the Yeti Art for 500. The answer is the handle of the subject of this, Yeti the Yeti Portrait. Gee, I'm going to go to mirror up there, you probably wouldn't recognize it. Been to Defconn before? Defconn, you know, it's in the desert. It probably feds that when they get back, they use the flashy thing on them so they don't remember anything. You guys call this thing called the internet and all this shit is on there. All right, well, going once, going twice. Anybody remember this guy? He was one of our guys that we lost. Yes, sir. Who is Gent is correct. We lost Gent years back. But some of us remember him. Code names for 400, please. Say again. Code names for 400. Code names for 400. The answer is Johann Moran, Penron, Sandy, Bridgen, Haswell, Stinky Bits. What are Intel processors? What are Intel processors? It's correct. Starting to fight your way out of the hole. Come on, Stinky Bits. Code names for 500. Code names for 500. The answer is oak, playground, Kestrel, Merlin, Tiger, Mustang, and Dolphin. Power PC? Sorry, I can't give you credit for that. It was not before the question. Hey, I thought we're going to use clean ones this year. Oh, now you're going to get to use the refs. Okay, over to the other teams. Seriously, no clue. All right, going once. Going twice. What is Nintendo? Geez, no. I'll tell you what, you probably all use it. Yes, sir. The man with the flashy thing. What is Java is correct. Hey, that's why it's a 500-point question. Oh, man, we're even more in the red. Yeah, let's swag that guy. Well, I'll tell you what, Stinky Bits. Name pipes for 400, please. Say again. Named pipes for 400. Named pipes for 400. The answer is. All right, finally, somebody else getting a daily double. First of all, let's hear what your wager is going to be. You can wager 500. Zero? Yeah, we'll go all in. You're in the hole. You can wager up to 500. Okay. 500. Yeah, because this is like the government. You can spend money you don't own. And let's see what you win in addition to your bet. You're going to get 700 if you win, but if you lose, ref is going to give you a motorboat. This could get ugly. You have a very strong incentive not to get this wrong. Okay, let's see what the answer is. What the hell? It's the wrong category. What the hell was it? All right, we're in name pipes. We'll do name pipes. What the hell? The reloadable Boston subway pass named after a 1949 drinking song. What is the Charlie card? What is a Charlie card is correct for 700. Name pipes for 500. Named pipes for 500. The answer is open last month. It's the longest line on the DC Metro. Come out all you feds. You ought to know this one. Taking a wiki leak. What is the silver line? What is a silver line is correct. All right, let's see what we got here. What's your number for 400, please? You want what's your number for 400? Yes, please. What's your number for 400? The answer is Chrome. The team RSD. 27. What is 27? No, no, sorry. I use Chrome. It's not correct. The major version number of Chrome. I'll just settle for the major version number. Probably exceeds the combined age of your team. Going twice. What is 35? What is 35? You didn't update last week. All right, out to the audience. What is 36? 24, 36 would be Vanna. But right now that's what is 36 is the right answer. Back up here. Come on, Lamers. Let's see what we got left. Two categories. You should be in one of them. What's your number for 500, please? Your number for 500. The answer is Java. The one that came out today. Every other minute. Yeah, the one that just came out. It's not about 20 minutes ago. Serious? I'll take the major version, okay? Forget the minor version. I'll take it within five. Out to the audience. You guys lost your turn. Not 752. Over here, anyone? Okay, I think it sounded like you had the answer right. It just came out on August 4th. Yeah, what is 7.67? Unless it was updated in the last day or two. Gotta love those job updates. Okay, 300, please. For 300, the spelling of this term that refers to a person granting asylum. Yeah, none of you are Ed's buddies, I guess. You're bad and you should feel... You guys don't even deserve to win. I don't feel draw. I don't know what the government term is. Going once. Going twice. I just settled for the word. Everybody's googling away. But wait here. What is REFUGE? Refugee has not necessarily been granted asylum. That's the wrong answer. What is immigrant? It's not the spelling of a term. My God, how do you even get to DEF CON? Your mommy puts you on the short bus to get here? Go on. What do I do with it going once, going twice to the audience? The audience can't get it. All right, we need a smarter audience. Anyway, let's keep rolling. The answer's a Siley, ASYLE. Not to be confused with Wynn's daughter, Ashley. All right. 400, please. 400. The answer is the embassy in which Julian Assange has holed up since June of 20, Kellogg. WikiLeague. What is the Ecuadorian embassy in London? What is the Ecuadorian embassy? It's correct. What is Ecuador? All right, finishing up the board. What do we got? 500, please. Really? You think? All right, let's see what we got. These three Latin American nations offered asylum to Edward Snowden. WikiLeague. What is Brazil, Bolivia, and Ecuador? What is Brazil, Bolivia, and Ecuador is not correct, Cauchy. 500. Like you care. Anybody else? How long you want? Going twice. Lovely lady in the front row. Venezuela, Bolivia. Venezuela, Bolivia, and... Two out of three. What are... What the hell? I just get... Oh, one more. Okay, somebody waving around like they have to go to the men's room. Okay, what is it? Not in the form of a question, you moron. What is Ecuador, Brazil, and... We're going to be here all night permuting all the South American nations. No. Let's take a look at it. What are Bolivia, Nicaragua, and Venezuela? Notice they're Latin American nations. You're all thinking South American. Did he say South America? So, as bad as it is, God, I hope we get better teams next game. I could be out having fun right now. Dressed like this, I'm like, you're okay. Okay, we're going to total up the beers, both of them. And you notice, guys, that we actually got you decent beers. We got Sierra Nevada. We got Fat Tire. No more of this corona crap. We're going to get you triple hopped IPA next time. 9% ABV, not caring your ass. All right, you're all up. You're going to find out that we're going to total up your points. We're going to see if you're even going to be in Final Hacker Jeopardy. You got to be at or above zero. This is, this is beyond playing. Can you finish this for me? I think we're going to play the game ourselves. I did. Yeah, I like it. It tastes so bad. She marked I was better in Hacker Jeopardy than this. I know. You're more fun too. I should have tasted so bad. Make sure they can see her. Okay, I ain't, check to make sure to finish. Yeah, as much as we can. Yeah, I think it'd be up. Okay, I guarantee you the next game will be better because it can't get any worse. All right, I'll be in trouble. I thought we had too many. I'm just going to do a fat tire. This one's done. We've got nine years. It's 900 points. So we're at negative 1200 right now. Okay, so we're negative 300 here. So if we wager 500 if they give us, we can maybe make positive. Because there's no. Oh, fuck, thank you. All right. Yeah, these guys are good when pigs fly, right? Pig stuffer. You look like you are. We hit your hand now. Nine, nine. Okay, have we got the total yet? Okay, let's see how bad they are. I have a hunch though that this team is probably going to go on to the finals. In spite of their, do we even know what, okay, the category is fucked up vendors. Well, that could be all of them. Well, let's see. You know what? Everybody else finished in the hole. That's embarrassing. Just get the hell out of this. Get out of here. Go home. Only one team left. It's all or nothing, right? Let's see what their brains are like. Let's see what their wager is going to be. Hopefully in the form of an integer. Okay, gentlemen. 1337, yeah. If you wager at least half, you also get a bonus from Vanna. All right, the bets are going up. All right, they've wagered 3512 cents. We'll give them the extra 12 cents. Okay, they're all in. This is pathetic. We all have better things. Okay, what do we got? The answer is 2600. All right, now that's the number we can identify with. Okay, let's see. The answer is this whitelisting company was compromised from July 2012 to February 2013 because they didn't use their own damn whitelisting software. What is it? Write it down. We're going to get to see if Vanna gets naked this early in the game. Oh, we're not allowed to see that. If Vanna, what can we say that's politically correct? Because we don't do that anymore. I mean, it's her choice, right? I mean, she could take you to the bar by a drink. She could give you an energy massage. No, it's John Draper, sorry. John's in the hospital, by the way. She could do lots of things to you. They would get you in a lot of trouble with your wife. Well, anyway, let's see what your answer is. Your hand. Oh, God. Excuse me. Yeah, their answer is they said, what is Spam House? That answer is not correct. Anybody in the audience know? Not in the form of a question, you moron. What is bit nine? Anybody using it? You shouldn't. Anyway, well, they got it fixed, right? So taking a WikiLeak, you did finish with 900. Four teams to get up here. Take your beers and go. Thank you for playing. 50 seconds. Fast turn. Okay, let's get a couple swags out. Okay, we'll be ready in about 60 seconds for the next round. We're cleaning up the mess up here. Okay, German name. Offenmord. Offenmord. Zinsi hier. Ah, go step your way up here. Offenmord. Number two. I remember these guys. They're actually pretty good. Nice hat gray. Coming back again. Cat number category or team number three. Anybody here called cat five bondage? All right, we have to fucking kill these people. Getting everybody right in. Getting the next to Kim for him sign. Calling hacker Jeopardy is going to be hacker pyramid. We did a little bit of inversion this year. Great show. Stick around for it. Hopefully their cadets have more of a clue than ours. Maybe a staff will be better than mine. Got to find a 24-hour dry cleaner for tomorrow night. Okay, let's see. So. Offenmord, that's German, right? That means what? Monkey fucker. Monkey murder. Monkey fucker, okay. They have sex with monkeys. Good enough. That's pretty gross, but you know, everybody to their self. Nice hat gray. And cat five. All right. We ready to roll? Okay. Come on. Let's see what we can do here. Let's have a little bit more fun. Last time they're pretty lame. Here we go. Categories. TLE, which is three letter extensions. Sorry. It's hard to read up there. Name that new. Letter extensions. Ed's leaks. Making a hash. Three letters. Three smarter than the stairs. Making a hash of things. Are you smarter than the CISSP? This is our sponsored category tonight. Sponsored by Silent Circle Makers of the Black Fold. The amazing device that even the NSA can't crack. Buy one today and get a fed mad at you. Okay. Are we ready to go, kids? You understand the rules. No screwing it up. Answers must be in the form of a question. Drink your beer. 100 points for each beer. And maybe we'll have some more fun than last time. Okay, Offenmord, you got picked first. So, people who have sex with monkeys, what would you like? Three letter extensions for 200. 100. Three letter extensions for 100. This is Offenmord. Offenmord, yeah. This is Cat5. Cat5 is in the middle. Whoa. Well, get ass out of sitting in the right spot. You know, they're sign-seeding. It's like grammar school. Wardrobe malfunction. No, don't leave the stage. Go that way. Okay. We're ready to go there. TLE, three letter extensions for 100. The answer is the words abbreviated by .csv. God damn it. Nice hat gray. What is comma separated values? What is comma separated variables and values of work? Either one. I'll take them. Yeah, come on. That's right. You might be the right point you get. Let's go. What do you want? Extensions for 200. I can't hear you. TLE for 200. The answer is the words abbreviated by .cdf. Cat5 bondage. What is portable document format? What is portable document format is correct for 200. Drinking fucker. All right, you're on the board now. Do something good. Three letter extensions for 300. Three letter extensions for 300. The answer is. She's already ready. Wait, you're up to 500. What do you want? 200. Say again? Oh hell yeah. Use the microphone. What's your wager? Come on. 200. 200. Okay. Let's see what they get. You get it right? Really disgusting. I think we're ready. Let's see what the question is. The words abbreviated by .emf. This is a daily double question, so don't answer and they're playing out the game. Uh-oh. It smells like shit today. Come on. All right. What is enhanced metadata format? What is enhanced metadata format? Yeah, what is enhanced metafile? All right. Come on. Cat5, you're on the board. Who are you on? TLE 400. You haven't learned your lessons yet. Okay. TLE for 400. The words abbreviated by .jpeg. What is joint picture experts group? No, not correct. Off and more. What is joint photographic expert group? That is correct. For 500, please. Okay. For 500, the answer is the words abbreviated by TAR. Off and more. What is tape archive? What is tape archive? You got it. I think we're finally getting somewhere. That wasn't a guess. All right. You got some two teams at the game. One of them is just sitting there getting abused. Name that nuke for 100. Name that nuke. The answer is the first nuclear test and also a character in the matrix. Off and more. What is the test at Trinity? What is Trinity is correct. Let's keep rolling. For 200, please. For 200, the answer is a daily double. You guys can wager all of it and you still got time to recover. You win it. You're like run away with it. 500. Wagering 500. Let's see what else they get. In addition to their 500 days, we'll spin the wheel of misfortune. In addition to 500, you win. You get a mulligan. Shall we introduce Mr. Mulligan? Vanna Kitty. This is the mulligan. The next time you forget that you ask in the form of a question, you can use your mulligan. Pull your head out of your ass. And we'll let you try a second time. You lose. You have to drink the dreaded warm, no beer. Are we ready? The answer is this corpulent bomb was detonated over in Lagasaki. What is Fat Man? What is Fat Man? They got it. Fist. All right. There you go. Yeah, you got to share guys. Uh, yeah, 300, please. Go on the board. What do you want to do? What 300? Name that nuke for 300. Name that nuke for 300. The answer is clothing named after Natal where 23 nuclear detonations took place between 46 and 58. Off and lord. What is the bikini? What is the bikini is correct? Let's keep rolling. We'll go for 400, please. Do that for 400. The answer is. What? Yeah. He wants a new nuke for 400. The answer is he's another one. 900. 900? Ref is just waiting. Alrighty. Let's see how bad this is going to be, everybody. The original working name of the hydrogen bomb it also describes the power family and the incredibles. Something that tells me you're getting prepped. Drink it. Don't thug it up. Oh, yeah. He's filling in. It looks pretty good. Yeah, pubic hair. But what the hell? It's super glue. I don't even know. Yes. It's just your color. What do you think, kids? You ready for the motorboat? Fuck. Fuck. Get ready. That's our wrap. Come on, kids. One second. What are you doing? Go, Lauren. What is a fusion bomb? Bomb character writing the Incredibles. No. Here comes Mr. Motorboat. Oh, dude. See if you've got a right sheet to do that to you. Okay, out to the audience. What do you think the answer is? Yeah, one of the soaps is correct. Okay, you lost 900 points on that, and you got them all full of hair, but you probably like them. Let's go for 500. Going for 500. The answer is code name Joe won by the U.S. the electrifying name of the first Soviet nuclear test. Athen Moran. What is Tesla? What is Tesla? Win would love that, but no, that's not the right answer. Come on, guys. An electrifying name. Maybe you can't get it here. Okay, any Soviet agents out here still left? Going once? Going twice? Maybe. I heard something out here. That part's partially, but it was... The first Soviet test was called what? What is first lightning? Hey. It's a Soviet name. Second question. We're down to four categories. Ed's leaks making hash of things. Are you smarter on the CASSP? Hash for 100. We'll go with hashes for 100. The answer is hash for 100. The answer is a hash function condition where two inputs generate the same output. Can't buy bondage. You woke up. What you got? What is a hash collision? What is a collision? It's correct. Making a hash of things for 200. Was that hash of things for 200? Okay, the answer is a daily number. Your wager is going to be up to 500. What do you want? All 500. All 500. And let's see what else we're going to get. Let's see what we got. The two states which recently legalized. Washington and Colorado. Washington and Colorado. Vanna. 300. They're all yours. Too bad they all got shit-faced. We'll go with making a hash of things for 300. Vanna, it's at this point if you get water. You know what? They don't want to see it, but it's still your choice. You can now abuse them if you want. Come on, do something evil to them. It's your choice. Anything you want. Anything I want? Yeah, what did you last? Five seconds? Okay. Let's keep going. I guess as a front loader, about time we got some progress here. All right. Sit down. Let's get going. What do you want next? Pick a category. Pick a number. Oh, great. It's still only 300. You want to do 300 in the same category? Yeah, the same category. Hash function for 300. The answer is this hash function improves 160-bit output. It was originally published in 1995. Got five buttons. What is MD5? What is MD5? It's not correct. Off and more. What is SHA-1? What is SHA-1 is correct. A secure hash algorithm, number one. Off and more. You're in charge of the board. Hashes for 400. More hashes. Hashes for 400. The answer is the word hashes originally derives from this language, where it means grass. Off and more. What is Turkish? What is Turkish? Oops. Somebody thinks not. Yeah, it's not what I got. I don't think that's right. I'm not going to give it to you. Yes. Oh, you got to wait till they try first. Then you can tell us your, show us your hash in a moment. Going once. It's not German either. No, going twice. All right. This guy out here, he wants to show off. What is Arabic? Is correct. And we wonder why we got a problem. Okay. Oh, oh, jeez. Oh man, that's disgusting. Ew, ew, ew. Cover your eyes. That's okay. It'll come out in a week. The fumes are stronger than the beer. Fact. Oh, I need another beer. All right. What do you want? Hash for 500, please. Hash for 500. The answer is, all right, please, chance to make up for it. Suck that beer down. 300. What's your weight, dear? Up to 500. 300. They're going to weight you 300. No, 500. 500. No, 500. All right, they're going to weight you 500. They want to do five. Okay, they're going to bet with somebody else's money. Hey, I can tell who you voted for in the last election. Let's see what else you're going to get. I can take our time to answer this one, right? You win. You get to be a beer thief, and you get to steer beers from another team. I don't even want to know what that means. Yes. This is a sad thing. Is that why I tied the tie? If you look, you get the null beer. So you can strategically steer a little beer from another team. It's a beer of fire. It's a German spelling. Yeah. All right, you guys ready to see where your 500 points are or nothing is? Yeah, we're ready. WPAU1 uses this message integrity check algorithm. What is HMAC? Which is HMAC is not correct. Oh, time for the null beer. Busting, shaken, not stirred. Only one of them is shaken. We're going to find out who gets to be the lucky winner. No beers until you're ready for it. Also, it's warm. All right. Suck it. Suck it. Oh, God, you're damn it. It's your exception. You can projectile vomit, man. You better watch out. Okay, out to the audience. Anybody know the answer? We got one guy who finishes beer. He's back in the game. He's hating life. Nobody got it. I can hear him. One more try. I can't hear you from here. That tea kept no. It's what is Michael. Geez, I never thought of that either. That's why it's a 500 pointer. Look it up. Well, we still got. Oh, man, it's mad. We still got three categories untouched. Ed's leaks. Are you smarter than a CISSP? And Android is sponsored by Silent Circle. Now it gives a black phone. Okay, what do you got? Let's go. Pick something. Ed's leaks for 100, please. Ed's leaks for 100. The answer is one of Snowden's first revelations is colorfully named NSA program focused on electronic data mining. Off and lord. What is prism? What is prism is correct. Let's see if they make it two in a row. What do you want? Ed's leaks for 200. Ed's leaks for 200. The answer is this beltway bad at consulting firm for whom Edward Snowden worked in Hawaii. Nice hat gray. What is Booz Allen? Booz Allen Consulting. It's disgusting. Yeah, I used to work for it many years ago. Come on. That's the right answer. We're desperate for points out here. Yeah, you can have it for it's Booz Allen Hamilton but two out of three ain't bad. Yes, come on. Okay. You've actually got something right better than nothing. All right. Keep going. What do you want? Do you want to go to Android or keep going please? Android for 100. Android for 100. The answer is a daily double. Okay. You want to beat your 500 on a 100 point question. Smart guys. Let's see what else they're going to get. I think we're running out of... You run out? Well, you better get it right. Let's see what they get anyway. We'll see if you need it. All right, go ahead. The answer is the original name for Android 4.4. What is KitKat? The original name for Android 4.4 was not KitKat. Yes, it is. That is the final name for Android 4.4. Are you kidding me? I kid you not. What is KeyLine Pi? Is correct. That guy, that's chocolate. I can smell it. It's chocolate. I can't see it. That's what I had for dinner. You like it and you know it. I have no fucking idea what it looks like, but thank God it smells like chocolate. All right, let's get back to the game. We're going to take Android for 200 GMR. All right. Guys, you guys are doing so badly. We're going to have to try a special category here. Let's see what we got. It's a test category. Let's see what we got. Throw the question up. Let's see what we got. What the fuck? Oh, well, I can read it. What the fuck is this? This woman at Defcon made Eric Thompson's the happiest man in the world when she accepted his request for her hand in marriage. I believe the front dancers, who's Ken Floria? Got total access for this operating system. You've had my public keys. This shit was vile. You're my administrator of now being my wife. This is the form of a question, so good luck. Hey, thanks everybody. That's wonderful. All right. Hey, everybody, we got some music to go back to. You guys on the board, nice hack. I couldn't, I borrowed. Android 200. Android for 200. The answer is the Google brand on Android phone. Up and more. What is Nexus? What is Nexus is correct. Let's see what else we got. It was not Texas. Ed's leaks for 300. Say again? Ed's leaks. Ed's leaks. Ed's leaks for 300. The answer is... You know what? 250. Up to 500. The answer is... 250. 250. 250? What the fuck is that? 250 it is. And let's see what else you get in addition to 250. That seems to be normal. Let's see how well you do. The Daily Double. This British newspaper was the first to publish no... What is the Guardian? What is the Guardian? Is correct. Go take them. Go take one team's mirror. Go take whoever has more. Hey, don't touch those. You can't touch those. Hey. This is the wall. I can't see that. Oh, they got it. Make a decision. 13 is next to us. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take them all. Take as many as you want. Time's up. That's all you're going to get. Let's get back to the game. Come on. Ed's leaks. Ed's leaks. Ed's leaks for 400. Ed's leaks for 400. Focus. Focus. Okay. Ed's leaks for 400. Focus. The answer is... In the aftermath of the Stone's Revelation, the Central European Union said, Spying on friends is unacceptable. Off and Mourn. Who is Angela Merkel? Who is Angela Merkel? That's correct. Very good. You better get that. Paul Peckle. Yeah. Go Dan. Ed's leaks for 500, please. Ed's leaks for 500. The answer is... Snowden's permission to stay in Russia expires in this year. Nice hack, Ray. What is 2017? What is 2017? Is correct. He just got our extended residency permit. Okay. That category's done. Andryan for 300. Nobody wants to be smarter than a CISP. So we're going to do the Android for 300. Look. The Bluetooth stack Android uses. Nice hack, Ray. What is blue Z? What is blue Z as in Zed? Zulu. Lesson zoned out wrong. Wrong. Nope. Sorry. Nice hack, Ray. Wait a minute. You just tried that. We just... What? You already ran in, right? We didn't do that. You didn't do that. That's... There's a bug in this system. Drink! Oh, you pushed the button. It came on. Drink! Anybody else? Drink! There's that. Going once. That's awesome. Going twice. Anybody do programming on Android? Bluetooth? Okay, nice. Hacking? The second one. The sucky one. All right. Well... Get the guy's silent circle and know about it. The answer is... What is blue Droid? What? What? Right. Okay, let's try again. What do you want? Nice hack, Ray. You got the board. I still have it. Bug it. Android for 400. Okay, Android for 400. The answer is the open source version of Android. Nice hack, Ray. Can I get the acronym? You can do the acronym. What is AOSP? What is AOSP is correct? The Android Open Source Project. I know how you are. I got to ask. Yeah, that wasn't my answer. All right. What do you think you want to do next? 500. 500. The answer is... A major component of Android is named after this fishing village in Iceland. Off and more. What is Dalvik? What is Dalvik? He said Dalvik. What is Dalvik? Now... You got a weird... I said Dalvik Dalvik. Dalvik Dalvik. Schmitz and Schwatzen. It's all the same thing. Yes, Dalvik. That was correct. Correct. Dalvik. And now... The category that everybody's been avoiding. Those who do not want to admit the ultimate in abuse. Really the fissing 100. Are you smarter than a CISSP? All right, all right. So, what's it going to be, kids? For 100. All right. Are you smarter than a CISSP for 100? The answer is... This type of attack tries every possible combination. Motherfucker. What is brute force? What is brute force? Yes. Attention. Yes. I don't even know what happened. I blacked out. I blacked out and we won. I'm working on it. I'm working on it. I'm working on it. All righty. Take it. What do you want? 200. 200. The answer is... A.A.A. Stands for these elements of identity management. Oh, damn it. Up and more. What is authentication, access, and audit? No. Motherfucker. Cat-fied bondage. You woke up. What you got? I'm just going to talk about these guys. Use the microphone. The authentication, access... Yes, only there's job here. Oh, fuck. authentication. Triple A, they come in and give you a job on your car dies. Going once? Going twice. NACS's peace out there. Water authentication, authorization, and accountability. I would have even taken audit. I mean, I knew it, but I didn't. Fuck it. All right. Okay. 300. 300. The answer is... Finally, a daily double for heaven's sakes. 250. 250? Seriously? All right. 250. Let's see what else you're going to get. We can use this. A better random number generator, Dave. All right. You get it right. You get to steal beer. Steal them back. All right. Let's see what the answer is. The data cell size of an ATM packet. Come on. How many bites in an ATM packet? Not counting the circuit. I have no criteria. It's going to be 64. Going twice. I need an answer, gentlemen. It's just not an essay question. Are we going to be able to... And... What is 64K? What is 64 is not correct. Wrong fucking idea. 56. Come on, ATM. Who does... Yeah, here over here. What is 48? 48 bites. Not very big. 48. I don't even know if you guys are worth abusing anymore. You're like a waste of abuse. 400. Let's just keep rolling. 400 points. Pull it up. Let's see what we get. They're going to eclipse this. A six-let abbreviation for a land transmission protocol that avoids collision through the use of two coax cables. Off and lord. What is RCS DTS? No, what is RCS DTS? They're using the power of the Mulligan. I'm sorry. What was your answer? I don't remember. What? You used your Mulligan and you didn't even give us an answer? What is ARC that? This guy, DeMora. Okay, going... I think it's a chance... Wait, no. After that, Ms. Catfly, but they got to try because they got to use the Mulligan. Okay, going once. All right. Down for the count. All right, he's out. No, the answer wrong. Catfly, bombage. What you got? God damn it. Fuckin' doxxus. Whatever. You need to answer that. What is ARC that? What is ARC that? They are seeding E.T. Holy... No. Anybody do protocols out there? Yes, you're right. What is CSMA CA? You got it right. Kerry Sence, Paul Blacks, this collision avoidance. Let's compare to CSMA CD. Collision detection. All right, come on. Let's finish up the game. All right, here we go. The last one. I'm not sure what to pick. This one, anybody who's ever done a CSSP will really love this one. The security model feature the simple security property in the star property. Catfly, bombage. Come on, what's the model name? Stop looking for help. Go on once. What is the hub and spoke model? Go on twice. What is the hub and spoke model? Nope, I can't hear it. It doesn't sound right anyway. I can't hear you. What's your answer? So what is the hub and spoke model? What in the hub and spoke model is wrong? Okay, anybody else want to try? CSSP, come on. Go on once. Walked over with conviction. Going twice. I learned this back in 85 when he started doing the stuff. The answer is no, you should not. You got it. What's the Bellopagula model? The star property? Oh, Bellopagula. Oh, that sounds familiar. Here we go. Let's see how bad it is. We're going to count some beers. Got that. But let's see what we're going to have for the final act of jeopardy for game two. This game is going to look a lot closer. I think we've got everybody in the final here. It's all going to come down to this. Oh, that's count. Yeah, yeah. Three, six, nine, 12, 16. Yeah, three, six, seven. Can we get pen, paper, a scratch? Can we get a pen? Oh, really? Thank you, Defconn, for 44 beers plus three nulls, giving 47 beers consumed this round. Category. OK, let's take a look at the final category. It is stupid protocols. Let's see what we got. We got a game here. What's the hide? What's hide for Furry? We got a close tie between Offenbord and Isaac Gray. They can't fight bondage. You're in the game because they're going to probably have to bet high to make it happen. By the way, don't leave your seats because immediately you're going to hack a period of pyramid after this. There's the same room, same bet time, same bet channel. It's great stuff. You love it in the past. Write down your wagers. We'll collect your wagers. Remember, your answer has to be in the form of a question. Since we love about this game, you need to drink yourself out of the hole. Let's get those wagers in, kids. Our wagers in. They can wager up to 1850. It's wager at all. We just suck it all over it. It's wager at all. Yeah, it's wager at all. Wager at all. It's suck at all. Wager at all. Fuck it. Come on, ladies. I know. Come on, ladies. It's the strategy. Fuck it. We got some wagers coming in. Shove it on the face. Oh, that's a lot of it. It's like when you poo and you wipe it in. It's like on your face. Like, right? I know. Okay, you got your wagers in? No, I said face. Okay, game over. Now, remember, the category name is stupid protocols. You should resonate with that. Let's see what the answer is. RFC 3514 provides this huge gen use. Higher than a bit of the IP fragment off the field in the IP header. You mean bed at all? I gave you my bed. Bitcoin. By the way, if you're ever looking for proposals, put this compliance requirement and see what your vendors say when they reply. It's UDP. That is IP fragment. IP sets. It's IP sets. IP sets. It's going to change the difficulty. It's going to go. So, masturbation. Oh, this chocolate's kind of... Masturbation. Masturbation. Masturbation. Somebody's running around. Ejection. Ejection. I like IP sets. Something off the board. Bus gifts. $1.40. $1.40. $1.40. Boxing snow. $1.40. Got one. We got two. We got three. Okay, we got all three answers in there. Dave's going to put them in there. Let me know how we're doing. All right, this would be interesting. All right, let's see. Do I have to do it in that order? Can I do it any order I want? Any order I want? Cat 5. Cat 5 said ECN. Which is not correct. Because if it's, are you so... How much did you weight your Cat 5? 500. Giving you some money left. Nice hat gray. Said, answer is IPv6. Might be the only you get once you get this weekend. Unless you lock yourself in the bathroom. But it's not in the form of a question anyway. So a nice hat gray. You wagered your item. It collected like you. We know better than the new best. You know what? Let's see. Off and Mord said... You know what? This is close enough. How much did you weight? You're off and Mord? I say you got it right. You saying you got it wrong? Audience, it provides this use for the unused high order bit of the IP Franklin Offset field in the IP header. It was published on April 1st. It's a school for RFC. It's called the Evil Bit. The Evil Bit dude. It makes the whole packet evil. It tells you that you're sending evil. Pack it. What do you think? Put that in your specification and show it. What did he say? Evil packet. Evil packet now. Off and Mord. A packet is not a bit. A packet is not a bit. I'm sorry. It turns you... And besides, the people. Everyone's gonna be playing. It got four minutes to turn the stage. You're gonna get hacker pyramids. Stick around. It's gonna be great. Oh, yes. Procurial, come on down. We're gonna transition right away. Thank you. See you around.