 Godzilla vs. Kong is wild. It's crazy. It's silly. It's bananas Let's talk about Godzilla vs. Kong For those of you that don't know Godzilla vs. Kong is the fourth installment in the monster verse a giant kaiju and a giant ape Coming together what could go wrong Everything the place Kong's at in the beginning of this film is an illusion set up by the humans He's actually in a giant prison because they're protecting him from Godzilla who wants to murder him So right out of the gates you might have some questions like how did they get Kong there? Did he go willingly does he like being in the cage? Why do they suddenly care about King Kong's surviving? These are the kind of questions you should not be asking ever Because there's gonna be a million of them throughout the film and the movie does not want you to think for a second about them We also learned that Kong and Godzilla are like arch enemies. They have a troubled past Not these two but the two before them and the two before them and the ones before those ones it goes back generations I think we didn't really see any of it It would have been cool to see it on the big screen and not just told and a couple throwaway Sentences, but I'm sure it was pretty epic That the scene that we didn't see I'm sure was awesome Speaking of things we don't see it also turns out that Kong's best friends with a little girl who can't talk but she can sign And she does and she teaches Kong how to sign to we find out that Kong saved her from a village that was being destroyed Would have been cool to see that on the screen, but again they talk in a couple sentences and that's the story That's an entire arc of a character. That's just good writing Apex are the bad guys apex is the name of the company Apex it turns out they've been working on a no if I should say what it is It's mecha Godzilla That's right friends mecha Godzilla is here baby Now you might be asking Khaleesi grimes 82 How did the humans possibly create this thing or is it like an alien that came from a different planet like let's like Is it like is it like the iron giant? No, you stupid idiot. The humans made it. There's a little thing called science and technology and math So what happened was a couple of scientists. Yeah, those are real things They took one of the hollowed out skulls from Ghidorah that three-headed awesome dragon Titan They hooked up a bunch of tubes to it turned him neon Strapped an Asian dude in the middle with a VR headset and next thing you know boom mecha Godzilla. It makes perfect sense what happens though unfortunately is you can't keep Ghidorah at bay Michael and Soon the thing is taking over the robot on its own with its own free will it kind of reminds me of the plot of Transformers like 40 wet when Megatron takes over the Galvatron or something. I don't know movies are smarter than me Okay, so Godzilla and Kong are fighting constantly. There's this apex company making secret things in the shadows Who could possibly stop them? Millie Bobby Brown, of course she's teamed up with a couple of top-tier talent Including a QAnon member and the dude from Deadpool and they're gonna run around trying to figure out things They get themselves in a lot of danger and it all amounts to nothing because by the time they uncover what's happening So does literally the rest of the world the one dude has a dead wife and to remember her He drinks a lot because when she was alive. That's all he did Because he was married so he takes the alcohol and he pours it on the computer And that stops mecha Godzilla for a little while because as we all know when you pour alcohol on a super Sophisticated machine it shuts down the machine for a tiny fraction of a little bit so that you can go in and do some damage Before a powers back up again. That's once again science All I'm thinking is if it was so easy to stop mecha Godzilla Why didn't they pull out some of the tubes from the skull or just cut some of the cables? They saw when they were going through different server rooms apparently there's no backups to this thing Like just just pull some wires You know cause some trouble so while the Scooby-Doo gang is going to figure out stuff We also have science guy played by Skarsgard who's having Kong lead them to hollow earth Which is a place hidden inside of the real earth So they scoop him up with a few helicopters in a net that I assume they constructed in the course of just a few minutes He jumped on in and they pulled him up easy peasy And they took him to us to like a snow covered mountain top and the deaf girl said go in there and Kong's like I got you and because the humans had already built some sort of a portal system that goes there So how did they not know where hollow earth was it seemed like they had the right idea? I love this movie Listen we all know Millie Bobby Brown is great But there's another female character that comes into play later who turns out to be a double-crosser She's really like powerful and gorgeous and has like my favorite t-shirt ever I mean I can't contain my excitement when she wears the black t-shirt. Anyway, she's evil She takes advantage of the situation. She's smart though. She's Cool. She's sexy. She's sleek. She's a strong female We don't get a lot of them It's nice when they show up in these movies to do absolutely nothing and then dying in unceremonious death Which I love which is great, which I love All in all Godzilla vs. Kong is everything I always wanted a monkey and Dinosaur thing fighting in buildings and in the ocean and other stuff happens and it doesn't matter I came up with this storyline when I was four and it's good to know that it works on the big screen today. 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